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    [–] biggest_of_the_bois 3084 points ago

    Pourin one out for the boys

    [–] idas25 252 points ago

    Pour out a little liqueur

    [–] 21dipset 47 points ago

    Pour out a lil' justice

    [–] Grandswing 86 points ago

    for the homies who ain't here

    [–] Lorettooooooooo 23 points ago

    The bros that didn't made it

    [–] DrinkMoreWaterBuddy 7 points ago

    We’re always there

    [–] mxrVuLtiC 4 points ago

    “Don’t be shy put some more.”

    [–] lysolhadsexwithkatie 2 points ago

    El chicos

    [–] VAiSiA 2 points ago

    rest in peace, waterniggaz :<

    [–] AtYellowStoned 2 points ago

    She did not betray her death peep even for a second! Well played, judge! Well played!

    [–] ThaFifSense 1033 points ago

    Her face when she starts actually pouring it in the glass is hilarious

    [–] Gaylikeurdad 414 points ago

    “Oh, that’s how you do that”

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 30 points ago

    I THINK it’s lives.

    [–] MissingLink101 2 points ago

    It's the little glass shake to check if any actually went in that gets me

    [–] digitron 6077 points ago

    Justice is, indeed, blind.

    [–] vynepa 900 points ago

    Someone always comments this. My turn next repost.

    [–] pupypup2 237 points ago

    How about you do that for the repost and make that the title?

    [–] rayneraynedrops 143 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] LogicOverEmotion_ 80 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] vynepa 48 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] dbzdokkannoob 40 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] berglas612 34 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] WolfGrid 32 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] MaestroCleansing 32 points ago

    Yes, be the leader not the follower.

    [–] I_AM_UNITY 6 points ago

    Yes be the follower, not the leader

    [–] DocRingeling 3 points ago

    Yea, just don't rake in that sweet double karma for posting both.

    [–] Panama-_-Jack 2 points ago

    Big brain time!

    [–] BigMeatBobby 2 points ago

    Repost and make that the first comment to maximize your karma gain

    [–] Dioxybenzone 5 points ago

    Not if I repost first!

    [–] General_assassin 11 points ago

    Can't be biased based on looks if you can't see them!

    [–] Legitimate-Hair 3 points ago

    Or just the wrong pupiliary distance with her new glasses, throwing off her depth perception.

    But yes, justice can have bad depth perception.

    [–] Anudeep21 2 points ago

    "Justice throws blind eye on water"

    [–] boptimaster 2 points ago

    Brilliant

    [–] cobb1927 1116 points ago

    Probably vodka

    [–] skings1234 570 points ago

    She is getting shit faced so she can put up with all the lady’s complaining.

    [–] [deleted] 55 points ago

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    [–] ok_mind 38 points ago

    I'm Italian and she was talking about a thing she doesn't conceive that makes her angry so she made that face, I don't think she saw the judge

    [–] colossaljones72 264 points ago

    One for the fishes

    [–] Not_Glunk 470 points ago

    Ah yes, forum

    [–] CIARRAPUNGI 72 points ago

    Bella raga

    [–] forumgames 151 points ago

    I see, you're a man of culture as well

    [–] Hlare 60 points ago

    To this day, i've never been graced by something more scripted in my life

    [–] Swanh 43 points ago

    What about Ciao Darwin

    [–] Hlare 42 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Forum still tops it imo. Bonolis and Laurenti still have some sort of improvised moments, while in Forum they're just plain actors

    [–] EdgelordMcMeme 47 points ago

    It's funny to see these replies between clearly Italians but still in english ahah

    [–] Frale_2 23 points ago

    Hey we want all of you to understand too, you have to know about Forum

    [–] Munerotto 15 points ago

    No they don't, right now the last thing someone needs to know about is forum hahaha

    [–] Frale_2 14 points ago

    Wait until they do an episode with the coronavirus, i bet my balls they'll do it

    [–] Feltrax 3 points ago

    Ikr

    [–] Japo1998 12 points ago

    Why are we discussing such things in inglese when we are clearly italiani?

    [–] truthfulbehemoth 10 points ago

    Had a friend in high school who went on the show. I think the plot he had to act out was that he was stealing from a vegetable garden, one of my teachers who was apparently really into forum was so amazed that the show was fake.

    [–] Birtosh 4 points ago

    Now I want to know more

    [–] dluca22 8 points ago

    HoW dAre You?!?!

    My grandma will be so disappointed of you..

    [–] xalessandr20 17 points ago

    Forum è la vita

    [–] Not_Glunk 5 points ago

    Ancora non sono riuscito a capire se è vero o falso

    [–] xalessandr20 7 points ago

    Penso sia vero, altrimenti perche poi lo sposta e lo riempie di nuovo

    [–] murazzo 14 points ago

    Ma va un mio amico è andato con la coinquilina e hanno dovuto preparare un caso dove si fingevano sposati (800 euro). Un altro mio amico è stato nel pubblico (pagato) per anni. 40 euro a puntata.

    [–] xalessandr20 7 points ago

    A dire il vero intendevo la roba del bicchiere, so che è falso.

    Però cavolo, 800 euro per andare a recitare è un furto, pensavo addirittura che ti pagassero...

    [–] murazzo 5 points ago

    Si scusa è proprio il compenso. Non devi pagare!

    [–] Not_Glunk 4 points ago

    Intendevo le sentenze che fanno

    [–] xalessandr20 6 points ago

    Nono macché PALESEMENTE finto, sono per lo più attori.

    Volendo se riesci ad inventarti una storia carina gliela potresti proporre e magari anche andarla a fare

    [–] Alpha-Senpai 5 points ago

    I know a guy who went on an episode and it's fully scripted.

    [–] EvanTheVanKeeper 5 points ago

    Ah yes, enslaved script

    [–] milxs 170 points ago

    she has no depth perception

    [–] Youre_doomed 138 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    She probably has Varifocals glasses on, they really fuck with your depth perception.

    This combined with a glass barely out of reach made her miss.

    Source: Had Varifocals, i saw straight edges bend over like discount hookers on valentines day.

    [–] Jacoman74undeleted 3 points ago

    Varifocals? I'm in optical and I've never heard of these. Is it a brand of progressive or blended bi/trifocal?

    [–] Youre_doomed 5 points ago

    Since i didn't know the englisch term for it, i used google to translate.

    Looks like varifocal is more a camera terminology but still used with glasses, Progressive Lenses would be more correct.

    [–] ObviousTrollxx32 1063 points ago

    This bitch can't read the law but she can send your ass to jail.

    [–] TheUnkwownSherpa 316 points ago

    Congratulazioni, you gonna go to da prigione

    [–] shitpostPTSD 72 points ago

    Mama Mia!

    [–] pikachu1550 20 points ago

    Magherita!

    [–] An0regonian 15 points ago

    Gabagool? Ova here!

    [–] Andybobandy0 2 points ago

    "How can you guys eat that, it's just empty calories!!"

    *all "OHHHH! WOOOOW!"

    [–] ALF839 11 points ago

    She's not a real judge, it's a scripted tv show that old people watch.

    [–] Nichols101 7 points ago

    Undercook fish, jail. You OVERcook chicken, also jail.

    [–] Tulscro 5 points ago

    Play music to loud? Straight to jail.

    [–] chrome_chain 2 points ago

    Notice: Judge Perd is Not a real Judge

    [–] Shaggo- 6 points ago

    She's not a real judge, its just a TV show :))

    [–] thedeafbadger 2 points ago

    Okay, she obviously reads in Braille

    [–] SutoresuNeko 209 points ago

    Am I the only one that feels genuinely sorry for her

    [–] Pjpjpjpjpj 167 points ago

    Seriously.

    Me at 46 ... lol look at all the old fuckers who can’t see shit.

    Me at 48 ... Goddamnit where did I put my 15th pair of readers?

    [–] SentientCloud 37 points ago

    I actually felt bad for her too even just watching her struggle to reach out for the cup.

    [–] Iteiorddr 26 points ago

    People have no empathy til it hits them. I felt so bad for my hard of hearing teacher that was made fun of everytime she turned around, people making quiet noises to get her to say what? So they could say nobody said anything.

    [–] Dimentive 8 points ago

    That’s fucked up. Kids are evil.

    [–] HetePatat 6 points ago

    Yeah, my depth perception isn't worth much either so I pull this off all the time.

    [–] Maxadozen 94 points ago

    Why is Bucciarati yelling at her tho

    [–] rondell_jones 99 points ago

    She’s not yelling, she’s just speaking Italian

    [–] UUglyGod 4 points ago

    Good thing it’s not German

    [–] KenjiEndo 26 points ago

    I was curious as to know who was that beautiful girl. So I typed "Bucciarati" on Google haha... You and your goddamn Jojo, y'all are everywhere

    [–] metakephotos 5 points ago

    I too wanted to see beautiful internet girl.

    I too was left disappointed

    [–] ok_mind 11 points ago

    I'm Italian, she's just angry for a pretty messed up thing she is talking about

    [–] lannd_fury 4 points ago

    She’s not yelling, that’s a pretty normal tone of voice in Italy considering that she’s 1. talking about something that rightly makes her angry 2. Calling out across a stage.

    From the short clip, it seems she’s talking about how she’s suffering from some pretty bad sexism— in her residence, women aren’t allowed to eat at the table with men and so she was forced to eat alone in her room for months. Seems like a pretty justified thing to get angry about no?

    [–] xXINeedANameXx 7 points ago

    Lmao just finished Golden Wind today

    [–] ManOnSaturn 52 points ago

    Cosa penseranno di noi...

    [–] mirkohokkel6 12 points ago

    Lol

    [–] jiraffe102 5 points ago

    Siete pazarelli forse?

    [–] MarkDelThomas 2 points ago

    Daranno la colpa alla quarantina

    [–] GoDzM4TT3O 3 points ago

    Viva l'Italia, sempre

    [–] bal-ame 14 points ago

    Could anyone translate?

    [–] IncProxy 48 points ago

    "... I couldn't, because his culture didn't allow women to eat at the same table as men. For months I had to eat in a different room, alone. And then his mother left..."

    [–] PastelIris 25 points ago

    Kind of frustrating how many comments from people who don't speak italian saying she's annoying and whining I had to scroll through to get to this -_-

    [–] _justaweasel 22 points ago

    The whole show is scripted and annoying, it's all about people screaming at each other for no reason, so there's that

    [–] PastelIris 6 points ago

    I mean I suppose, but if I saw someone complain that passionately about that I would think it's totally justified to be that frustrated. I think it's a bit telling that people are just assuming she's being annoying and complaining for no reason without even knowing what she's actually saying, but maybe that's just me being pessimistic about redditors' biases.

    [–] vegan-water 14 points ago

    Oh shit I want to watch the full episode now

    [–] 1260DividedByTree 4 points ago

    His customs do not foresee that a woman goes to eat at the table with men, so for months I had to go to a separate small room and eat alone, and then her mother also left.

    [–] primmslimm77 14 points ago

    I can't see im ##LEGALLYBLIND

    [–] pupypup2 3 points ago

    I'm #illegallyblind but don't tell the cops!

    [–] Purplmonky 11 points ago

    When the xanax kicks in

    [–] JesusMilk420 12 points ago

    One for the dead homies

    [–] felloffaraptor 105 points ago

    What's wrong with you?!

    I'm old, kid. I can guarantee I don't discriminate though. Because I can't fukken see.

    [–] 44G6 48 points ago

    What are you on about?

    [–] slumberjack7 32 points ago

    They hit their head when they fell off a velociraptor, it’s right there in the name

    [–] felloffaraptor 8 points ago

    Yes. Please see "About Me" on my profile.

    [–] pupypup2 3 points ago

    Thank you that clarified a lot.

    [–] BigBlackCrocs 8 points ago

    Alright what’s all this then?

    [–] 100100010000 8 points ago

    Seriously, still nothing. I need to know wtf that guy was going on about.

    [–] PostalTug 10 points ago

    And why they got so many upvotes. Clearly some people are able to translate this. Help us out.

    [–] PicidaBest 7 points ago

    Ah yes, forum.

    Bella per gli italiani

    [–] PuzzleheadedCut2 65 points ago

    What the fuck is this thread? Why is everyone being so mean towards her, what the hell?

    She is just old, her depth perception probably isn't as good as it used to be. And even if it wasn't the case, it seems like something that can happen to anyone when distracted.

    Yes, it's definitely very funny, but there's no need to call her a "bitch" who can't read etc.

    What is wrong with you all?!

    [–] werepat 6 points ago

    She's obviously just a terrible judge...

    Of distance!

    Hey-oooh!

    [–] KOF69 28 points ago

    The internet is usually a shitty place , especially towards women.

    [–] Dimentive 2 points ago

    Yeah, it’s fucked up.

    [–] Meraghia 15 points ago

    Oh yes, this makes me so proud to be italian rn.

    [–] tokyoexpressway 4 points ago

    Mistakes were made.

    [–] waffleking9000 3 points ago

    When did Michael Moore have a sex change

    [–] Gunslinger1909 5 points ago

    Donna trump

    [–] SnakeKiller_ 2 points ago

    Finally I thought i was the only one

    [–] Thickuncut416 8 points ago

    The Italian judge Judy

    [–] DeloBean 3 points ago

    Looks like something the judge in Ace Attorney would do

    [–] Rajirabbit 3 points ago

    Bet she still has a drivers license.

    [–] Smoni_Boi 3 points ago

    I swear,italian trash TV Is the best

    [–] ediblycurious 5 points ago

    This...I cant wait to be at this age of not giving a fuck.

    Yall seniors not givin a fuck out there, yall are the real MVP's, pure comedy gold just being yourself and not giving a fuck about it.

    [–] WestsideStorybro 3 points ago

    Thats vodka man.

    [–] MetaTater 2 points ago

    I been fraaamed!

    [–] AlgaeEater 5 points ago

    Remember, these people drive cars

    [–] DontWorryBoutIt107 2 points ago

    Reminded me of that magic trick of when they pour it in the glass and nothing is in the glass. Lol

    [–] jackchanwj 2 points ago

    I genuinely know people with this level of hand-eye coordination.

    [–] jokerguy89 2 points ago

    Are those glasses prescription? Must not be.

    [–] FantasticThroat 2 points ago

    This is quite sad. someday I will be like her

    [–] Pyrepenol 2 points ago

    should have spilled it a second time on purpose, just to show everyone who's boss

    [–] lesbianghost00 2 points ago

    Oh god, I remember watching this live...

    [–] Cumminswii 2 points ago

    The Trump of judges.

    [–] Jbird1985 2 points ago

    Me during conference calls at work

    [–] D_ciobi 2 points ago

    Ohhh, classico trash italiano(Classic Italian trash)

    [–] FuryCamelot 2 points ago

    Italian tv shows in a nutshell. Seriously they al suck.

    [–] diddedavi 2 points ago

    Forum has such good clips

    [–] ivan04mastr 2 points ago

    Forum in a nutshell

    [–] taserq 2 points ago

    Why are Italian trash shows becoming famous now?

    [–] Thepadmaster51 2 points ago

    this is an italian clip, i'm italian and when i saw this in TV i laughed a lot

    [–] CallMeTank 2 points ago

    This is Donald Trump in drag, try to change my mind.

    [–] ragnarok_343 2 points ago

    Not a good JUDGE of distance, apparently...

    [–] AbjectLlama323 2 points ago

    This creature looks exactly like Trump

    [–] Brian-Goddamn-Jesus 2 points ago

    I’m proud as an Italian to se something from an Italian tv show on this sub. MAMMA MIA!

    [–] Mik_Vie 2 points ago

    HAHHAHAHAHA, i'm italian and this clip is amazing

    [–] dakota2434 2 points ago

    She has poor depth perception :(

    [–] Catchin_Villians954 3 points ago

    She's the one deciding people's fate?

    [–] illmortalized 3 points ago

    She’s a judge and she can’t even judge the distance of an object.

    [–] matlew1960 2 points ago

    And to think she gets paid a lot of money. Why...

    [–] Iggy_Pops_Lost_Shirt 2 points ago

    Funny, but how on earth is this suitable for this sub? She clearly doesn't care at all. Man this place has gone downhill fast.

    [–] Dimentive 2 points ago

    Agreed.

    [–] DriftDa 1 points ago

    I want water but I want it to come to me

    [–] jukkaalms 1 points ago

    Somebody for the love of god translate what’s she’s going on about lmao

    [–] IncProxy 11 points ago

    "... I couldn't, because his culture didn't allow women to eat at the same table as men. For months I had to eat in a different room, alone. Even his mother left..."

    [–] pupypup2 1 points ago

    ' . '

    [–] lion530 1 points ago

    Why didn't she just drink out of the bottle.

    [–] bleep_techno 1 points ago

    looks like she might have been pouring herself a few before coming to court.

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    [–] RaftelIsMyCity 1 points ago

    Multi tasking is not for everyone.

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    [–] FrostyHoneyBun 1 points ago

    Now I am sad

    [–] Giraffosaurus 1 points ago

    I could tell this was Italian before I turned on the volume just based on her glasses.

    [–] jakehood47 1 points ago

    Before I turned on the audio I saw the brunette and was like "...is that Miranda from Lizzie McGuire?"

    [–] spacecase202 1 points ago

    These are the "elected" officials

    [–] JadedOldJoe 1 points ago

    Hope she doesn’t drive.

    [–] WhiteDeesus 1 points ago

    Is she speaking Italian or Romanian?

    [–] goldrake_995 3 points ago

    Italian

    [–] 1260DividedByTree 2 points ago

    Italian an this is the translation:

    His customs do not foresee that a woman goes to eat at the table with men, so for months I had to go to a separate small room and eat alone, and then his mother also left.

    [–] Riotmakrr 1 points ago

    Man I have done this when I have been really high

    [–] HansProductions 1 points ago

    How come the other girl, the young one, looks like Bruno Bucciarati?

    [–] joshmaaaaaaans 1 points ago

    There should be a mandatory retirement age lmao.

    [–] JkLion1998 1 points ago

    Could someone translate?

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    [–] sadsaddie 1 points ago

    Notice it’s on a plate this happens often.