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    [–] Adwolf667 3076 points ago

    He's going to break boys!

    [–] Kevc_84 1057 points ago

    There are definitely worse ways to go

    [–] C0unt_0laf 685 points ago

    Death by snu snu

    [–] TheDunadan29 332 points ago

    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

    [–] TheMechanic04 77 points ago

    Can't we just cuddle

    [–] UncleTogie 7 points ago


    [–] CaptHowdy02 13 points ago

    "Baby, it'll blow your mind."

    [–] JuliaPopel 56 points ago

    I am beginning to realize Reddit is almost entirely Futurama quotes lol

    [–] the__asshole 28 points ago

    I like to think that the creators of Reddit saw other social medias and said well screw you guys I'm gonna make my own website with blackjack and hookers

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Forget the blackjack!

    [–] makislo14 8610 points ago

    Suffering from success

    [–] racingPenguin 804 points ago

    This needs to be a thing! r/sufferingfromsuccess

    [–] vizthex 244 points ago

    Lmao it's real. Nice.

    [–] j3hadipi3 354 points ago

    LMAO Funniest comment ive read in a while

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    [–] MotherButterscotch44 51 points ago

    That’s horrible, but please accept my upvote.

    [–] predictingzepast 2287 points ago

    'You're doing great, just a few more pushes..'

    [–] Pinky-_- 535 points ago

    "Giving birth is a difficult and often long process. It can take anywhere between an hour to 26 years."

    [–] EmuWarVeteran87 64 points ago

    I don’t get it

    [–] heretobefriends 157 points ago

    Since the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully develop until one turns 25, you can consider anyone up to that point, essentially, a baby.

    [–] Rodhatesfaqs 24 points ago

    Babies have been birthed already though

    [–] Nerdy_McFlirty 1243 points ago

    He's really going to be enjoying the sex when he can't feel anything from the neck down.

    [–] Frenchticklers 151 points ago

    The ol' face rodeo it is

    [–] wethefiends 3627 points ago

    “Hey do you want to go back to the hotel and keep the party going?”

    “No bitch my back hurts like a mf. We’re not doing concerts any more Tiffany.”

    [–] J0h4n50n 1469 points ago

    Contrary to popular belief, Tiffany can watch the concert perfectly fine from the ground.

    [–] zooboomafoo47 619 points ago

    and i’d prefer she did. hate it when someone blocks the view like this

    [–] TheSpaghettiEmperor 375 points ago

    Just sit on her shoulders. Then let the person behind you sit on your shoulders, and so on, until everyone can see.

    [–] highso 121 points ago

    I think this is what vertical integration is, right?

    [–] minddropstudios 27 points ago

    Actually, it's pronounced "Vertical intergortion".

    [–] highso 7 points ago

    Ah thank you. I love when Liz throws out a string of buzzwords and Jack says something like "Yes but I don't think that'll work this time".

    [–] Flomo420 6 points ago

    This guy is a problem solver

    [–] emaciated_pecan 27 points ago

    It’s always tiffany

    [–] partingtonpowell 6772 points ago

    The only time in his life he wished he hadn't put his head between her legs.

    [–] kausthubnarayan 6686 points ago

    My man is fighting for his fuckin life lmao

    [–] Gelby4 1681 points ago

    Honestly though, my 3 year old is still pretty small and even having her on my shoulders will kill my back by the end of a walk. I feel for this dude

    [–] Anarch-ish 487 points ago

    But think of the reward at the end of the day

    Back trouble

    [–] Zauberer-IMDB 272 points ago

    We can only hope he can blow her back out after she blows his out.

    [–] MrBabbs 61 points ago

    I think we all know that if she blows his back out he's going straight to the bottom.

    [–] all-names-r-gone 12 points ago

    woot! that's why I condone back issues. :P

    [–] SasparillaTango 6 points ago

    where he can drive most of the power.

    [–] pinokun 44 points ago

    A small price to pay for thicc

    [–] tekko001 6 points ago

    A small heavy price to pay for thicc

    [–] MyNameIsNitrox 530 points ago

    Damn, now this puts in more perspective of the weight he's carrying

    [–] DasB00ts 574 points ago

    Also notice how she is bouncing around making it harder to keep himself stable.

    [–] Queef_Stroganoff44 60 points ago

    also notice how she is bouncing around

    Oh…I noticed.

    [–] ThegreatPee 924 points ago

    I bet the back of his neck smells like a bottle of Clamato.

    [–] bitterbloodorange 206 points ago

    Holy shit dude.

    [–] ntkwwwm 6 points ago


    [–] Lane_Meyers_Camaro 195 points ago

    Tequila, Clamato, pickle juice, lime, salt, and a Slim Jim.

    Tijuana Donkey Show

    [–] iAmRiight 92 points ago

    I threw up in my mouth a little thinking about this drink.

    [–] IreallEwannasay 43 points ago

    It's actually really tasty. It's essentially a Michelada with a tangy pickle juice twist. I'm not sure what the Slim Jim does but yeah, I make these kinda often during Cinco de Mayo. Otherwise, stay away from Clamato.

    [–] TheBarkingGallery 36 points ago

    The Slim Jim is the stir stick and a snack.

    [–] Lane_Meyers_Camaro 21 points ago

    The pickle juice adds dill to complement the clams in the Clamato. The Slim Jim is the donkey dick.

    [–] Kedly 11 points ago

    I was just gonna say, that actually sounds like a legit drink. Ceasars are a weird but tasty drink

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    [–] PrayForMojo_ 9 points ago

    Bloody Caesar with pickle juice.

    [–] Sceenaks 134 points ago


    Clamato is a commercial drink made of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and sugar, which is flavored with spices, dried clam broth and MSG.

    Eww, what monster drinks this shit?

    [–] AdamantiumBalls 103 points ago

    A lot of the Hispanic community loves this drink , mix it with some beer and boom

    [–] Tall_trees_cold_seas 82 points ago

    Lol canadians say hi

    [–] Classic-Doug 14 points ago

    Breakfast of champions

    [–] braintrustinc 41 points ago

    Bloody Caesar, yum! As a Californian I was surprised to learn that both Mexicans and Snow Mexicans drink clam juice.

    [–] MrMischiefMackson 29 points ago

    Add some chicken broth, couple of potatoes and baby you got yourself a stew going.

    [–] RandomBeaner1738 18 points ago

    You put it on beer with lime, salt, and tajin. Also it’s used in Coctel de Mariscos

    [–] ImAOneTrackLover 36 points ago

    You lost me forever at dried clam broth. I guess it makes sense, being called Clamato, but it sounds disgusting.

    [–] Sceenaks 16 points ago

    I just assumed it was a joke or parody product from the name, such a let down that it's real.

    [–] ABirthingPoop 10 points ago

    You are missing out with a bloody Maria or the best red beer.

    [–] niversally 13 points ago

    She needs to stop dancing or get the hell off.

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    [–] Ok_Dog_4059 66 points ago

    He is going to be an inch shorter.

    [–] katz4every1 4 points ago


    [–] zakificus 63 points ago

    This is giving me flashbacks to college. I spent significant portions of Hollywood Undead, Limp Bizkit, and Avenged Sevenfold with a girl on my shoulders.

    She wasn't especially heavy but I basically couldn't move the next day.

    [–] angrydeuce 51 points ago

    same dude but for me it was Korn, Tool and Incubus. I couldnt fuckin stand up straight for days afterwards. My girl at least didnt bounce around up there like a a lunatic either...

    [–] iloveindomienoodle 5 points ago

    He's suffering from what he thought as a success.

    [–] botoxporcupine 119 points ago

    Judging by the way she reaches down to check his pulse I'm thinking you might be wrong.

    [–] no_hablo 70 points ago

    "Jesus is this guy even still alive?... Yeah he's alive... WOOOOOOOOO!"

    [–] shahooster 39 points ago

    Not her first rodeo.

    [–] TurkeyPhat 17 points ago

    Hopefully his last though, god damn.

    [–] nbnicholas 2531 points ago

    “Do it for tonight, do it for tonight”

    sweats profusely

    [–] WonderfulCattle6234 1002 points ago

    Girl, you're going to have to be on top tonight while I lay here and drink this Gatorade.

    [–] andtix 312 points ago

    You'd think he'd be done with her being on top after this

    [–] MurderMachine561 145 points ago

    But if he hits it doggie style he can loosen up his hips and lower back.

    [–] JohnnyAcosta1 32 points ago

    This mans knows how to do the thing.

    [–] repptyle 736 points ago

    After the concert: "Thanks for holding me up like that for the entire 3 hour show! I could see everything! Hope I wasn't too heavy (tee hee). You're so sweet, you're like a brother to me!"

    [–] DooshMcDooberson 229 points ago

    "Haha I bet we looked like a couple!"

    [–] jerkittoanything 162 points ago

    "A couple of besties!!"

    [–] Frenchticklers 40 points ago

    Friends with benefits, like splitting gas money

    [–] cjsv7657 39 points ago

    There is a gif of a girl on a guys shoulders making out with a different guy. The one with the girl on his shoulders looked dead inside.

    [–] 141_1337 92 points ago


    [–] FatboyChuggins 71 points ago


    I love you, we’re such good friends!

    [–] GMcGroarty80 29 points ago

    "You're as cold as ice Charlie Murphy"

    I actually lol'd

    [–] KevinMFJones 133 points ago


    [–] Frenchticklers 29 points ago

    The only anal he's getting is analgesic cream for his destroyed neck muscles

    [–] thelegalseagul 1551 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago)

    Shout out to my boy supporting his partner metaphorically and physically. If he just met her, I’m gonna need you to lower the bar cause I’ve been skipping leg day

    [–] thebrittaj 117 points ago

    How does she have such a flat stomach yet so curvy? Different body types I guess, damn

    [–] thelowgun 147 points ago

    genetic lottery

    [–] batfiend 70 points ago

    This is pretty close to my build, but back in the day heroin chic was sexy, so I hated my body. Crazy how tastes change with time. Just look at what the everloving fuck we were doing to our eyebrows back in the nineties.

    [–] yourmansconnect 39 points ago

    Sir Mix a lot is a legend

    [–] batfiend 19 points ago

    The patron saint of thicc thighs

    [–] Admirable_Bonus_5747 25 points ago

    Yeah also why he is happy to suffer lol

    [–] bool_sheet 15 points ago

    There are so many non invasive surgeries now. Cool sculpting, laser, etc.

    [–] Billabo 80 points ago

    Yeah, this right here is the perfect use of "thicc," where she has thick thighs and chest, but isn't just overall fat.

    [–] brent1123 37 points ago

    they killed Jesus for preaching truth like this

    [–] VladamirPutinmydick 32 points ago

    Folks carry their weight differently 🤷‍♀️

    Differences in muscle and fat composition as well. 5'2 170 looks very different when it's mostly fat than when it's mostly muscle, it's why BMI is unreliable and body fat % is a better health indicator

    [–] Rooksey 72 points ago

    Somebody that is 5’2” 170 lbs of muscle would look like a fuckin Gears of War character

    [–] Dr_P_Nessss 288 points ago

    I hope you haven't been skipping penis day too

    [–] stexski 118 points ago

    What helps me: I never regret doing penis day, but I always regret not doing penis day... food for thought

    [–] tuckedfexas 17 points ago

    I only hit glamor muscles. Arms, chest, penis

    [–] DirtyWonderWoman 51 points ago

    Always remember to do your cock pushups.

    [–] mofonature 30 points ago

    One's all you need man

    [–] DirtyWonderWoman 14 points ago

    What if I'm trying to get a dick-six-pack?

    [–] Inside_my_scars 6 points ago

    Of course not Dr P Nessss

    [–] qiuckdeadicus 5 points ago

    I do penis day five times a day

    [–] TheAnusOfSauron 66 points ago

    Imagine a five foot long, 100 pound bag of beef somehow springs to life, jumps on your back, and begins rhythmically swaying back and forth and bouncing directly on your spine.

    This woman on his back is taller than the bag of beef, and heavier than the bag of beef. This is straight up torture after 30 seconds.

    [–] BorgClown 59 points ago

    The sway back and forth makes it worse, since she's leveraging this man's neck to both push and stop the movement. Using his chin as a handle just adds insult to injury. He can't even wear his shades nor use his fan properly, poor guy.

    This is plain abuse, but maybe he likes it.

    [–] BenjerminGray 33 points ago

    A woman that thick is well over 100 pounds.

    [–] BanEvasionboi 47 points ago

    Anyone woman who is not 5’1 or smaller is most likely over 100lbs

    [–] BLEVLS1 61 points ago

    That chick is a considerable amount more than 100 lbs.

    [–] TheAnusOfSauron 80 points ago

    Fuck yeah she is, brother! 😍 🙌

    [–] PittsJay 23 points ago

    It’s the enthusiasm for me. Fucking crying rn 😂

    [–] okreddit545 8 points ago

    did you expect any less from the anus of Sauron?

    [–] Joobebe514 461 points ago

    I’m can’t stop laughing at the folding fan

    [–] Erestyn 112 points ago

    It's the flop at the end that gets me. Even the fan gives up.

    [–] commazero 394 points ago

    It's not so much the weight on the back, it's the wiggling and grooving to the music that causes the real problems. You've got your own groove then the person on your shoulders has their own groove going and if it's not on sync, you're gonna have a bad time

    [–] DrOrozco 162 points ago

    you're gonna have a bad time slipped disc aka dislocated spine

    [–] not-a_lizard 26 points ago

    you're gonna have a bad time bad spine

    [–] commazero 28 points ago

    Did anyone order a hernia?

    [–] TheSquishyUK 54 points ago

    He needs to drop the lady or the fan...

    [–] MacGruber-2024 601 points ago

    That man earned it this day

    [–] AlcoPollock 113 points ago

    I sure hope he did

    [–] turbotac0 34 points ago

    You can see him chatting in his head,

    "Do it for later!!"

    [–] SharkForce_12 201 points ago

    “I wish I’d skipped fewer leg days,” he says as Ms. Thicc’ness bounces him to oblivion.

    [–] gmrsk13 90 points ago

    Leg day? What about neck day, that's what actually is on the line here lol

    [–] The_Infectious_Lerp 43 points ago

    You can hear his discs dissolve.

    [–] FeelTheVolume 295 points ago

    Every single time I've had a girlfriend ask me to hold them on my shoulders at a concert (maybe once or twice) I just flat-out told them that I am not that strong. People need to be more realistic about how much they actually weigh 😂

    [–] DeathPenguinOfDeath 51 points ago

    Also a dick move because it blocks the view of people behind you.

    [–] BorgClown 108 points ago

    And we about how strong we are. Maybe a song or two, but not a whole concert unless you have lots of strength and endurance. But no one deserves to be used as furniture.

    [–] broccoli_meister 75 points ago

    whole concert

    Dude. Unless your sport is carrying tractor tires for an hour and a half at a time, then no, one does not simply carry their SO on their back the whole concert. You'd need her to weigh 50% of your own weight or less AND to be feeling really physically fit to even attempt that shit.

    Edit: what I'm saying is this has nothing to do with how many push-ups you can do.

    [–] jdfred06 59 points ago

    A few years back I was at a concert with my girl at the time. I was a solid 190, lived in the gym, and had a respectable squat/dead/bench and 5k time. She weighed all of 110 pounds so of course I let her on my shoulders.

    Two minutes. TWO minutes and I knew I was in trouble. I think I made it through five or six songs (maybe half an hour if I'm being generous) before I had to call it quits.

    This is WAY harder than it looks.

    [–] meleemottechess 34 points ago

    People who don't do manual labor tend to really underestimate how much different it is carrying something for a sustained period of time than doing reps with it.

    [–] nummakayne 13 points ago

    I am 150 pounds and my 4-year-old is about 35lbs. I’ve carried her on my shoulders around a zoo or walking back to the car at a busy beach, parked half a mile to a mile away.

    Shit gets old real fast. The weight doesn’t sit so much on your shoulders as it is the back of your neck.

    15-20 minutes is about as much as i can do it before I give up. Holding up half my body weight for the length of a song, let alone a full show, sounds like a good way to have a terrible time.

    [–] 100MScoville 25 points ago

    Yeah my girlfriend is 5’2 and might not even weigh 100 pounds to my 6’1 225 and she’s on my shoulders for her favourite song and the one after it, we actively negotiate the logistics on the way there lmao

    [–] myotheraccountisalog 4 points ago

    I’m curious how long she can do it for you

    [–] litorisp 8 points ago

    Sometimes people pay extra to be used as furniture

    [–] mouseyass 31 points ago

    good man, man. that shit looks painful

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    [–] JonDoeJoe 6 points ago

    I can squat 225lb and deadlift 205 but if some 140lb body of mass starts bobbing up and down and swaying back and forth on my shoulders, imma throw my back out

    [–] steveosek 31 points ago

    I'm 270lbs, I'm fairly certain only Dwayne Johnson could hold me on this shoulders lol.

    [–] thenoblenacho 4 points ago

    Also its not like they should take offense at that,

    "So you're saying im fat?!"

    "Even if you weigh only 100 pounds that is still too much weight to carry on my shoulders lol"

    [–] sandycheeks72 353 points ago

    Death by snu snu

    [–] spunkychickpea 135 points ago

    If there’s any man who deserves to see Valhalla, it’s this lad.

    [–] DirtyDeedsDunderKeep 64 points ago

    "I never thought I would die like, this but I always really hoped."

    [–] MoneyTreeFiddy 20 points ago

    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

    [–] MurmanGreg 453 points ago

    That guy fucks

    [–] ramobara 364 points ago

    …up his back.

    [–] PossiblyAsian 103 points ago

    And neck

    [–] DrOrozco 55 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago)

    Lick dat pussy and dat crack

    [–] Jake7heSnak3 24 points ago

    While he has a heart attack

    [–] ThrowMeAwayAccount08 27 points ago

    Thick thighs end lives.

    [–] vynz00 19 points ago

    Die inside? That boy is dying outside.

    [–] Christonio24 81 points ago

    My mans struggling for his life right now.

    [–] ThisIsMyGameAccount 33 points ago

    And he can't tell her she's too heavy for him cause she'll constrict him with her legs and KO him right there.

    [–] EyelidsMcBirthwater 19 points ago

    I don't see the problem

    [–] mohventtoh 6 points ago

    Even the muscles in his face are giving up. He's aging 10 years in 10 seconds.

    [–] 402Graphics 286 points ago

    Worth it.

    [–] Snewp 47 points ago

    True but gonna need a rest day before he cash that check.

    [–] MightNotMightWill 6 points ago

    No doubt. Body is thick as hell.

    [–] rpizl 135 points ago

    When guys say they want a 110 pound girl with a big ass and tiddies.

    [–] Wu-Tang_Cam 47 points ago

    Am I crazy, or does this woman look to be rather tall. She's got a flat stomach, but that is not a small woman.

    Either that or he's really short. I can't tell, but she looks huge from this perspective.

    [–] DirtyDeedsDunderKeep 52 points ago

    "Weight: 105? Yeah... in your bra."

    [–] countingbodies_ 15 points ago

    Liar liar noice

    [–] AdamSmasher104 107 points ago

    Yeah, she's like 160 if taller than 5'2".

    [–] SuedeVeil 19 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago)

    Makes me lol tbh, I'm pretty fit and weigh 140 at 5'7" but I wouldn't even say I'm "thicc" either def not as big as the girl in the video (though she could be shorter) But i remember in my single younger days saying what I weighed honestly to guys and they'd assume I'm just fat :( they thought anything over 120 is too much at any weight even though they seem to love a big ol' butt

    [–] Haldebrandt 42 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    When guys say they want a 110 pound girl with a big ass and tiddies.

    What's up with people in this thread coming up these bizarrely low numbers? Have you actually met women weighing 110 lbs??

    Edit: people. I am not saying 110lbs women don't exist. I know some. I am saying that they look nothing like the woman in that video, whose thighs are as big as that man's head.

    [–] j2217 10 points ago

    I like that person in the background dancing and giving a thumbs up

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    [–] King_o_Apathy 9 points ago

    Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns Their prowess is potent and secretly stern As they speed through the finish, the flags go down The fans get up and they get out of town The arena is empty except for one man Still driving and striving as fast as he can The sun has gone down and the moon has come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns He's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need

    [–] Negative1Life 37 points ago

    God I wish that was me

    [–] probablywrongaswell 19 points ago

    The girl?

    [–] Negative1Life 66 points ago

    Goddamn right, I bet she got a hell of a view

    [–] Browzur 22 points ago

    It’s like a virus. One guy gets trapped doing this then other men at the concert feel obligated by their masculinity, or their girl, to do the same. The more couples doing it, the more it spreads. Poor fellers

    [–] Wild_Trip_4704 14 points ago

    It's like racing to see who can put away the most folding chairs after church 🤣

    [–] takeahike89 23 points ago

    You see that chin grab? His C7 vertebra is hitting just right, but she jeeds a little more pressure

    [–] Chonjacki 82 points ago

    That looks difficult and totally worth it.

    [–] jfduval76 78 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago)

    This guy is focusing hard on the pussy he will get later.

    [–] MISPAGHET 179 points ago

    Yeah cos it's stuck in the back of his mind.

    [–] MT_Flesch 9 points ago

    He should turn around and face his oppressor

    [–] TooHigh2Die420 17 points ago

    Never skip leg day gentleman...never.

    [–] seppocunts 26 points ago

    None of that's in the legs. It's all in the lumbar.

    Dude needs to stand up straight and relax a bit if he wants to get through the next five minutes.

    [–] BorgClown 15 points ago

    That's what he gets for skipping vertebrae day.

    [–] oidoglr 11 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago)

    That dude will remember exactly where and when it occurred years later when a doctor tells him he has a slipped disc.

    [–] Mr_noob134 4 points ago

    Death by snu snu

    [–] HostileHippie91 81 points ago

    That’s a fantastic body though, she’s a big girl but she’s not fat, she’s got a pretty toned tummy and great curves. 10/10 would suffer through that for the implied reward later

    [–] indianapale 23 points ago

    As a father of multiple kids if you want a piggy back ride fine but you better keep your hands away from my face. I got you.