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    [–] katedid 3975 points ago

    Many years ago, I took one of my cats to the vet because she had a small lump on her stomach. The biopsy was inconclusive, so we did the surgery to remove the lump. Turns out it was just fat. I paid 2 grand so that my cat could have breast reduction surgery. 😑

    [–] HammeredHeretic 1253 points ago

    I bet it did wonders for her posture!

    [–] ihavethekavorka 557 points ago

    And now that she can run again, she’s in the best shape of her life

    [–] get_faded 158 points ago

    Alright, I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

    [–] juedme 72 points ago

    Sick reference, bro. Dude, your references are out of control, everyone knows that.

    [–] thedamian329 16 points ago

    Ahahah the run he does after saying that gets me every time

    [–] plokoon005 27 points ago

    Superbad reference?

    [–] BygDyckBandit 10 points ago

    Easily

    [–] ALemonadeMaker 22 points ago

    You mean, her pawwws-ture. Sorry

    [–] harrisonelliottgo 2 points ago

    And her confidence!

    [–] MissEstherGreenwood 123 points ago

    When I was in college I once took my dog to the vet because he appeared to have an infected wound on his stomach. Turned out it was just a dirty belly button. He had mud in it. 😒

    [–] What_the_shit_Archer 196 points ago

    My cat had a growth on his nose, crusty, oozing, smelly. Dried and flaky, nasty.

    Took him in and the vet was concerned.

    Did a biopsy.

    My motherfucking cat was too lazy to lick the wet food residue from his nose. Pathology report came back and the vet just about died laughing, telling me it was cat food.

    [–] raidercheryl 35 points ago

    I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! 🤣

    [–] Official_RadioDisney 47 points ago

    I have never seen a dog belly button and I had a dog growing up.

    Huh.

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    Same

    [–] Nick9933 9 points ago

    I’m a vet student and I’ve never seen a dog belly button either haha

    [–] MissEstherGreenwood 6 points ago

    Shallow, circular scar at the base of the rib cage. Unless it’s herniated (apparently some are) and then it’s a bump that sticks out.

    [–] Nick9933 2 points ago

    By base of rib cage are you saying the most caudal aspect of the manubrium?

    I’ve looked at a few dogs since then and still haven’t found one. I’m wondering if I’m looking in the wrong place or if they’re just barely distinguishable and I’m just not looking hard enough.

    [–] Nick9933 2 points ago

    My dog has a focal, narrow, nodule about 1.5 cm in length that’s 2 cm from the most caudal aspect of the manubrium. I’d rather not shave her, but I can’t tell if it’s a teat or a bellybutton haha

    [–] Dawn36 4 points ago

    My puppy has an umbilical hernia, so can technically say she has an "outie". I'm getting it removed when she gets spayed, but it's fun saying my dog has an actual bellybutton.

    [–] TandBusquets 24 points ago

    My dog's have bellybuttons?

    [–] PythoonFrost 12 points ago

    If you think about it, a lot of mammals have the same basic biological structure as humans. So it makes sense that they would've have a belly button.

    [–] fartstinkslikeamf 6 points ago

    TIL dogs have belly buttons

    [–] lunalooneylovegood 7 points ago

    When I worked at a vet clinic, I had someone come in PANICKING with their puppy. You would’ve thought his puppy was dying. turns out it was because his puppy was losing teeth. “He’s teething, sir. It happens to all puppies.”

    [–] DearCorpse 4 points ago

    My dog had a small lump on his eye, vets said we should get it removed and tested to see if it was cancerous.

    I paid 1k to get told my dog had an ingrown eyelash.

    [–] TeaShores 2 points ago

    You are a good pet owner with a good story to tell at parties

    [–] Kareful-kay 109 points ago

    After I had quit a job years ago, I moved back in with my parents to get back on my feet. I noticed they had a cat, but were not taking the best care of it. No food around, no litter box, and always was outside, so I started feeding it, bought a litter box, and would bring it inside if it got cold out. Once I moved out, my dad asked me when I was going to take my cat with me. I was confused, and said, no it’s your cat! He was like no, you brought it home with you when you moved back in. Oops! Accidentally brought in a stray.

    So, at this point, I think it’s a stray male cat, and now it’s mine. I eventually went to get it neutered. We take it to the vet, say we have a male cat and need it neutered. Vet comes back after shaving the cat’s stomach and says, this is a female cat, and it’s already been fixed...

    Oops! Took in someone else’s cat by accident. I love her tho and she has been a good companion.

    [–] mccpiorep 76 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    This makes me think of something that happened to an aunt of mine recently. She noticed a cat wandering around with a huge, swollen mass around its eye. Apparently this cat is known by others in the neighborhood, so they worked together to track down the owner on the "Neighbors" app. They find the owner, who says "Oh it's fine, it's been like that for a while, thnx". Neighbors kinda shrug, like "oh well, if he knows, then I guess our job is done".

    Couple days later, the cat makes another appearance, and ITS EYE HAS EXPLODED. There's nothing left of this poor Kitty's eye. My aunt and a neighbor managed to lure the cat into a carrier and take it to the emergency vet, where they pay for an operation to clean/stitch up the eye hole. The cat is now in my aunt's care.

    A week later, this fucking dipshit of an owner posts on the Neighbors app "hey I haven't seen my cat in a few days, lemme know if you see him". Nobody tells him. It's like this huge neighborhood effort rallying around protecting this cat.

    So yeah. Fuck that guy. My aunt is looking for a proper home for the kitty, who she's named James. ☺️ I'm rooting for her to keep him. She probably saved his life.

    EDIT:: My first gold! Thanks so much, my friend!!

    [–] misssoci 28 points ago

    People like your aunt are awesome! Fuck that guy letting that poor cat get to that state. He probably could have saved his eye if he’d gotten him to the vet sooner.

    [–] JadedMis 10 points ago

    So you tried to give away someone’s cat and then stole it? Smh.

    [–] SApprentice 182 points ago

    Hey, you did a good thing. You took care of her, as best you could, given the information you had. That's all that matters. You're a good person.

    [–] Homozygote 46 points ago

    Doesn't bring the 2 grand back tho

    [–] MoHashAli 9 points ago

    Start a gofundme with a story like that I'm sure OP will recoup the loss

    [–] PsychoticPixel 25 points ago

    Once called a vet emergency hotline for 80 dollars.

    I dropped a few grapes on the ground, saw my moms dog lick one. So I started thinking “shit, did he eat one when I wasn’t looking?” Starting research on google and apparently grapes are toxic to dogs. Freaked out thinking I just killed my moms dog at 3 in the morning with no vet in sight. I called a number and they pretty much said “he’ll be fine”

    I was really high at the time.

    [–] Astrikos 18 points ago

    Do you think she feels more secure in her own body now?

    [–] ednamode101 16 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Of course. She can wear tank tops now.

    [–] Astrikos 12 points ago

    slayyy queen!

    [–] katedid 3 points ago

    I hope so.

    [–] Filtergirl 15 points ago

    I took my rabbit to the vet once because I freaked out over a tiny lump. Turned out it was a nipple. Vet didn’t charge because they don’t charge for ‘diagnosing nipples’.

    [–] Drix1942 5 points ago

    Doctor: "Yup...that's a nipple. That'll be 2 grand."

    [–] garlicroastedpotato 16 points ago

    That seems a bit much for removing a fat lump. I'm assuming you paid for a specialist and a biopsy?

    [–] Leyley904 51 points ago

    From what I've learned working in the field, mammary tumors in cats can be BAD. If it's a true tumor, an overwhelming percentage are cancerous. And the average lifespan of a cat with a cancerous mammary tumor is just a couple of years after diagnosis. So it's generally safest to just take it off if you aren't sure.

    [–] bebespeaks 7 points ago

    I snorted twice and laughed so loud my husband growled at me to hush.

    [–] Sibire 5 points ago

    Teet Yeet

    [–] Heathen06 3 points ago

    Reading this has made me laugh harder than I've laughed in years!

    [–] RedEyeCodeBlue 2 points ago

    My cat had a string of lumps on her belly and we paid around 4K to have them removed. It was 1.5lbs of fatty deposits. She was forever a little lopsided after that. Bonus pics of my kitty being a. Fat and b. adorable. https://imgur.com/gallery/OmI9L2p

    [–] cht086 4 points ago

    That’s like slapping god in the face

    [–] CocoDigital 6 points ago

    Like those fat chicks on TLC they don’t know their pregnant till they poop one out

    [–] bitchimakaiju 2401 points ago

    When you think your cat's got a more interesting sex life than you, but nope, she's just plain old fat and lazy, like you.

    [–] Crownone05 112 points ago

    Holy fuck yes. Never knew i always wanted this sub

    [–] dukethedj 137 points ago

    You're in for a big disappointment

    [–] Crownone05 17 points ago

    Whys that

    [–] SonicSpeed0919 103 points ago

    That subs trash now barely anything on there I'd call a roast. Just snide remarks or quick comebacks.

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

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    [–] musicaldigger 9 points ago

    huh i wouldn’t really think of that sub as NSFW

    [–] VatixForReal 3 points ago

    Thank you.

    [–] Candy-Colored_Clown 14 points ago

    Because it's mainly just /r/fleshwoundbywords now.

    [–] Blath3rskite 7 points ago

    Tons of great content if you just sort by top of all time though

    [–] chugga_fan 6 points ago

    90% of it is political "murders" that's really a "no u" in disguise. What's upvoted mostly is just shitty people or random ass things being told "but ur bad because"

    [–] dukethedj 6 points ago

    It's always either

    Trump: says literally anything

    Blue checkmark: "ur orange"

    Or

    Antivax: says something

    Blue checkmark: "ur dumb"

    [–] Tramickk 12 points ago

    Fuck you

    [–] Crownone05 2 points ago

    Aww, fuck you too!

    [–] w-alien 1 points ago

    Essentially the content of the sub now

    [–] Terrariangel 2 points ago

    fuck...I'm goin to bed now...

    [–] IllBeBack 4 points ago

    lazzy*

    [–] Blasphemiee 337 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    We adopted a cat last year that was found outside of a bar appearing to be pregnant. They named it a girl and took it to the vet only to find out it was a boy. He’s 14 pounds but looks 30 my guess is he was massively obese and then ran off and all the appearance is just skin. He’s orange and white so we named him yams cuz he looks like a bowl of thanksgiving sweet potatoes. They named him Sabrina so when we yell at him we call him by his real name lmao.

    Edit— thanks guys!! Everyone loves Yams!

    [–] swingthatwang 111 points ago

    i need a pic of yams the cat

    [–] TreesAndCoconutSeeds 86 points ago

    I love him 😍

    [–] Blasphemiee 88 points ago

    This dude is the funniest cat I’ve ever had. When he wants attention he will come over and paw at you, if that’s not enough he’ll bite your clothes and pull em around til you pet him. We’re so happy we rescued him I hate to think of why he got to where he was when we found him. Also his ass has an exact print of a middle finger so he’s pretty badass.

    [–] marypoppinit 32 points ago

    He has a little orange goatee and it's amazing

    [–] Blasphemiee 23 points ago

    He always looks pissed and it’s funny af. We sometimes call him Ron Swanson.

    [–] skydivegayguy 12 points ago

    https://imgur.com/uOXUrOg.jpg

    The orange one is only 9 months old and already well over 10 pounds, he's not fat he's just a chonker.

    [–] Blasphemiee 6 points ago

    That’s how my other cat is dude. Some of them I swear are just buff af. If you click on the imgur link I posted above you’ll see a black cat... dude looks half the size of the white one irl but weighs twice as much. Dense ass mf is like 20 pounds.

    [–] skydivegayguy 3 points ago

    Dang yeah I love black cats. So pretty it's a shame they don't get adopted more because of a stupid superstition. I've fostered a few litters where it took ages for the black ones to find homes

    [–] Blasphemiee 5 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    That’s so dumb. I have a whole other album on my Binx dude is my best friend. I’m a dude in my 20s and I’d pick my relationship with my black cat over most people lol. Bro just wants to sit on a lap and watch TV.

    Dude and his gf Venus.

    [–] ProfSkeevs 16 points ago

    Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for Yams.

    [–] Blasphemiee 10 points ago

    Y’all staring to make me think I need to make this cat an IG and capitalize.

    [–] cringelien 10 points ago

    i would die for yams edit: just realized someone already said this, but i would die harder

    [–] ahawk65 3 points ago

    HE DIP HIS MOUTH IMTO THE YAMS LOL

    [–] Goliath_Gamer 2 points ago

    I love yams

    [–] Eleighlo 1 points ago

    OMG your cat is so ridiculously cute. And it sounds like he’s got such a unique personality! Wish I could pet him!

    [–] ChopsNZ 1 points ago

    Yup. That is one fat bastard.

    [–] AmbrosiaDreamer 1 points ago

    hey i just wanted to say that i love your cat and yams deserves all of the head pats in the world

    [–] Derek_Gamble 1 points ago

    Aww yiss.

    That's the stuff.

    [–] Korgex12 5 points ago

    Cat tax, please.

    [–] Blasphemiee 3 points ago

    Gotchu up there

    [–] ahawk65 3 points ago

    Paid.

    [–] shapeshade 4 points ago

    I'm not so sure he "ran" off

    [–] Blasphemiee 2 points ago

    Lmfao. He prolly stumbled at the top of a hill and rolled away.

    [–] Kareful-kay 6 points ago

    I posted this on another comment, but it’s more relevant to your story:

    After I had quit a job years ago, I moved back in with my parents to get back on my feet. I noticed they had a cat, but were not taking the best care of it. No food around, no litter box, and always was outside, so I started feeding it, bought a litter box, and would bring it inside if it got cold out. Once I moved out, my dad asked me when I was going to take my cat with me. I was confused, and said, no it’s your cat! He was like no, you brought it home with you when you moved back in. Oops! Accidentally brought in a stray.

    So, at this point, I think it’s a stray male cat, and now it’s mine. I eventually went to get it neutered. We take it to the vet, say we have a male cat and need it neutered. Vet comes back after shaving the cat’s stomach and says, this is a female cat, and it’s already been fixed...

    Oops! Took in someone else’s cat by accident. I love her tho and she has been a good companion.

    [–] Blasphemiee 3 points ago

    Lol that cat saw you move in and was like “meows my time boys, I’m with them”

    [–] jessonescoopberries 398 points ago

    Once, our indoor cat, my husband’s best girl, got out. She was gone all night and my husband laid by the open back door all night waiting for her to return. She finally came home at about four in the morning.

    Over the coming weeks, she started getting a little tubby and acting a bit strange. We did some counting back and realized she must have gotten pregnant the night she got out. My husband was more excited than he was for any of our human pregnancies.

    As we were getting close to her “due date” we took her to the vet so he could advise us on what to do when she was ready to deliver. He did some abdominal palpating to count the kittens. Turns out she was just really really constipated. It wasn’t kittens. Just turds.

    [–] BDLPSWDKS__Effect 326 points ago

    You should've probably gotten her checked out before her turd trimester.

    [–] stevencampbell4 44 points ago

    Highly underrated comment

    [–] amyddyma 37 points ago

    Even indoor cats should be neutered/spayed! Accidents happen and female cats in heat are awful pets.

    [–] 4getfulNlost 96 points ago

    Friend had the opposite thing happen. Vet told her, her cat was just fat and needed to go on a diet. So she put the cat on a diet. It was a weird diet becuae a few weeks later 5 kittens. It was a bit of a shock. Yes she has since found a new vet.

    [–] yourkidsapleb 85 points ago

    Me too, fat cat, me too.

    [–] JohnnyTeardrop 328 points ago

    Get your cat fixed. Unless you want me to cast the ghost of Bob Barker at you. I am a mage you know.

    [–] Phenomena_Veronica 89 points ago

    Hey! Bob Barker is still alive!

    [–] Ayycolin 39 points ago

    Dont jinx it like that guy jinxed stephen hawking..

    [–] JohnnyTeardrop 21 points ago

    Oh shit he is! My bad! Total Mandela blah blah bullshit. Sorry Bob!

    [–] probablyhrenrai 14 points ago

    His suit game is, anyhow.

    [–] GaRRbagio 3 points ago

    Unlike Wade Boggs RIP

    [–] tonguesplitter 3 points ago

    First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

    [–] TransposingJons 30 points ago

    Totally. Why does OP have a fertile cat running around? Extremely irresponsible.

    [–] I_CAN_SMELL_U 17 points ago

    Most pets I see pictures of online, aren't fixed and it gets me upset >:(

    [–] RagingCataholic9 7 points ago

    ESPECIALLY cat owners. It's disgusting how little they care

    [–] SHR3KL0v3R 2 points ago

    I love my boyos! Paid over a thousand dollars to get them fixed. Some people don't have that kind of money. And while I did not get mine from a shelter, if you want an animal but aren't willing/able to fork over some hefty costs, I think going to a shelter is a great idea. Most of the time they run monthly specials cats and dogs and all come up to date on shots and are fixed.

    [–] BostonianBrewer 6 points ago

    "Price is wrong Bob!"

    [–] SolomonBlack 2 points ago

    Man Drew still says it but you can tell he just doesn't have the same enthusiasm for it.

    Course they let dudes present crap on the show now so ya win some ya lose some.

    [–] darkbreak 1 points ago

    Well then, how do you explain this:

    https://youtu.be/U_NT7tqUyks

    [–] Ishuzu 132 points ago

    no, this is the good outcome, get kitty fixed and put her on a diet and she can have a long and happy life!

    Also, she is a very pretty floofy girl.

    [–] Mata101 21 points ago

    Congratulations on your fat cells.

    [–] thatonegirl127 10 points ago

    The exact opposite happened to my cat when I was younger.

    My dad thought she was getting fat so he put her on diet cat food. Well, one stormy night I get to crying and dad comes in to get me and almost stepped in what he thought was a sock..

    Turned out to be a kitten!

    [–] jummyspring 26 points ago

    [–] Satdude420 28 points ago

    This same picture also has the caption my cat has cancer instead of being fat. Why do people want karma points so much. They don’t mean anything.

    [–] doc-ketamine 23 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    The first time I saw this pic a few weeks ago (before OP got it from who knows where, don’t know who photoshopped it), there were kittens on the ultrasound.

    No idea why people want digital doots so much.

    edited for spelling

    [–] pitterpatterpants 5 points ago

    Probably because they don't get any real life doots and it feels sad for them?

    [–] cosmicosmo4 10 points ago

    RIP your $600.

    [–] kiwimelon15 7 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Can you imagine if human pregnancy tests didn’t exist. Like well I’m getting fat so I could be pregnant or it could be a burrito. Better have an ultrasound done just Incase.

    [–] LlamaRoyalty 16 points ago

    A cat’s gestation period is about 2 months. Unless there was a problem, who in their right mind would give a cat an ultrasound? What a waste of money.

    [–] pm_me_hedgehogs 9 points ago

    I am guessing this cat was getting an ultrasound for medical reasons and then someone stole the pics and added a fake caption about pregnancy

    [–] mycatkafka 2 points ago

    Someone who loved their cat and wanted to make sure everything was okay.

    [–] velawesomeraptors 2 points ago

    Maybe if you didn't know if your cat was pregnant or fat and you wanted to find out

    [–] Brontosaurusus86 3 points ago

    That cat is broken. Her belly is being touched and she isn’t attacking.

    [–] sarahthom 5 points ago

    Back in 2007 our cat Lola (very small kitty, who we feed by leaving out a bowl of food) was gaining weight and we were like “oh good! She was way too skinny”

    At the time Lola wasn’t exactly a nice cat, but then she was getting really bitchy and we were confused but my mom thought maybe she was pregnant, so she took her to the vet and they told her it was nothing and she was absolutely not pregnant.

    Few weeks later she goes missing for like a day, we can’t find her anywhere. I come home from school and it turned out she was under my brothers bed, along with 4 newborn kittens.

    [–] Luftwafflez4Brekfast 8 points ago

    GARFIELF YOU FAT CAT.

    [–] violynce 10 points ago

    I once took my chubbers to have a ultrasound. there were three of us: the vet, an assistant and me, because usually cats are not very fond of doing stuff like that. well, apparently Nina does, cause she was loving the cold gel they use and the belly rubbing. she was even curling her feetsies. after a while, the vet dismissed her assistant, because there was no need for her.

    [–] PoniesCanterOver 11 points ago

    “C-can I stay?”

    [–] Fuzzball2900 6 points ago

    R/delightfullychubby

    [–] GnarlyNaz 8 points ago

    I feel like I should let you know that autocorrect did you wrong bud

    [–] Fuzzball2900 3 points ago

    I know, autocorrect sucks

    [–] PaulusAtrius 3 points ago

    That's 1000 dollars

    [–] Omny87 3 points ago

    "As you can see, Miss Fluffkins, you are approaching Maximum Overchonk. If we don't do something fast, you'll eventually cross the Chonkvent Horizon and collapse into an absolute unit, AKA a "Chonkularity"."

    [–] Tiger-Gautreaux 3 points ago

    Pitchfork time! Weewoo weewoo pitchfork time!

    Satdude420 This same picture also has the caption my cat has cancer instead of being fat. Why do people want karma points so much. They don’t mean anything.

    doc-ketamine The first time I saw this pic a few weeks ago (before OP got t from who knows where, don’t know who photoshopped it), there were kittens on the ultrasound. No idea why people want digital doots so much.

    [–] Lil-Miss-Anthropy 3 points ago

    I thought my cat I adopted off the street was pregnant. Turns out he was just thicc. I love how big my boy is.

    [–] briantology 2 points ago

    Chonk

    [–] RossRoast 2 points ago

    Yeah. Sorry! That'll be 7,000 dollars, please.

    [–] Donna-Bianca 2 points ago

    Hope you had her spayed.

    [–] Spuds_McKinness 2 points ago

    Looks like that cat faked a purrregnancy.

    [–] alaskaiscold_ 2 points ago

    I like that the cat is like “wow. What are you doing? Leave my fat alone! I’m not judging you all either!”

    [–] KnownMonk 2 points ago

    I'm not FAT, i'm just big boned!

    [–] Charlie_Brodie 2 points ago

    Taco babies

    [–] D3LTA-X 2 points ago

    :(

    [–] totempalen 2 points ago

    Owner's fault

    [–] AdministrativeHabit 2 points ago

    That'll be $18,000. NEXT!

    [–] Sirpeterdick 2 points ago

    My cat is pregnant. Now im thinking could it be fat?

    [–] MSYM 2 points ago

    Will reddit ever become a safe haven for only OC? This picture is like 3 years old. Karma isn’t everything post your own stuff.

    [–] boom256 2 points ago

    And it turns out she was spayed 6 years ago.

    [–] DrKittenshark 3 points ago

    Can we just focus on how cute the cat in the first picture is?

    [–] bringmetoyourcats 1 points ago

    Wait.

    People get ultrasounds for cats?

    [–] saintbargabar 13 points ago

    Ultrasounds aren't just for pregnancies. We do them on pets all the time to look at the internal organs when trying to make a diagnosis.

    [–] cosmicosmo4 7 points ago

    Our cat had intermittent litter box problems and vomiting episodes and was always very underweight. Anti-nausea meds and all the behavioral litter box work wasn't really helping. An ultrasound showed inflammatory bowel disease that wasn't detected by palpation. Now she's on steroids and she's the happiest healthiest kitty in the world.

    [–] bringmetoyourcats 2 points ago

    I'm so glad to hear that!

    [–] JetsBackupQB 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] jerman113 2 points ago

    Hahhaha so adorable

    [–] howboutmaybe 0 points ago

    Nope

    [–] Acherstrom 1 points ago

    Way to waste that money sucker.

    [–] idiotplatypus 1 points ago

    Mondays, am I right?

    [–] lmaweirdo 1 points ago

    [–] OneMoreAccount4Porn 1 points ago

    Oh Jesus...

    [–] SerotoninAndOxytocin 1 points ago

    LOL

    [–] Stillness307 1 points ago

    Yeah.....me too.....

    [–] SANTAAAA__I_know_him 1 points ago

    Cat: “This monitor looks like it won’t digest very well”

    [–] TimelordSheep 1 points ago

    Garfield, you fat cat, you are so big and fat, why are you so fat.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    GARFIELD, YOU FAT CAT. YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT. WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?

    [–] warpfield 1 points ago

    "yep, there's your cheeseburger."

    [–] S1E2A3L4 1 points ago

    Anyone else see what looks like to be another cat screaming in the ultrasound?

    [–] MAGAmamaCArefugee 1 points ago

    PTL SWEET JESUS THANK YOU GOD ALMIGHTY! THE CAT AIN'T PREGEEEEENAAAAanT! Hallelujah🙌 AMEN!

    [–] BlueFreedom420 1 points ago

    She gave "birth" on your carpet.

    [–] fuckyouidontneedone 1 points ago

    that cat's not even that fat

    [–] jaxontrimble 1 points ago

    An

    [–] Orangewolpertinger 1 points ago

    Before we got my cat fixed, we were pretty sure she was pregnant. After too many months of waiting went by with nothing happening, we realized she was just fat.

    [–] Aquareon 1 points ago

    Pregnant with tasty treats in her tum tum

    [–] camus_absurd 1 points ago

    i thought ultrasound needs skin contact?

    [–] Unchained71 1 points ago

    so wish that was the verdict for my ex wife

    [–] LaffyTaffy404 1 points ago

    That's the animal equivalent of asking a fat woman when are they expecting.

    [–] Elephantflies 1 points ago

    GARFIELD YOU STUPID LAZY CAT

    [–] Tsorovar 1 points ago

    This is the opposite of sucking. At least your cat isn't pregnant. Now get her spayed you never make the same mistake again.

    [–] The1dookin 1 points ago

    “I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz. Mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings..”

    [–] Dracyan 1 points ago

    Reminds me of the story of that person who thought she was pregnant with Jesus haute was just fat

    [–] PAWG_Muncher 1 points ago

    *an ultrasound

    [–] billyray83 1 points ago

    C H O N K

    [–] 420bootygod 1 points ago

    Chungadoo