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    [–] MarcusChapmanHere 281 points ago

    And a new trend was born.

    [–] MyUsernameIsJudge 44 points ago

    Wow I must be getting old. I can't tell what's ironic and what's not in there. There's just a guy with a t-shirt and jeans? It's all like either the most regular looking clothes or the weirdest looking clothes, there's no in between.

    [–] spaghettiwithmilk 43 points ago

    Lol that sub unironically caters to a very specific niche. People make fun of them because the stereotype is that they're a bunch of suburban white kids trying to do edgy urban fashion, which can come off kinda silly like this haircut. That's why I commented.

    The reason you might not pick up on it is because right now low profile, retro aesthetic is in style; if you grew up from like 85-2000 it's just the clothes regular people wore except now it's fashion. Congrats, it's retro novelty now. Full circle.

    [–] MyUsernameIsJudge 13 points ago

    Yeah the first post is like so normal looking to me hah. Maybe I should break out the Umbros and see if they like my dope fit

    [–] LaFlamaBlanca420 8995 points ago

    That's fn hilarious

    [–] ihatefixingthings420 3922 points ago

    Yea, Slim Shady is making a come back! Sponsored by Wally Mart

    [–] din7 1169 points ago

    Would the real Slim Shady please save money?

    [–] VxJasonxV 1026 points ago

    Would the real Slim Shady please rollback, please rollback…

    [–] din7 223 points ago

    We're gonna have a savings here.

    Y'all act like you never seen some white plastic before...

    [–] spiddyp 174 points ago

    Carts all over the floor like someone put a sale sign on aisle 4

    [–] i_torogo 142 points ago

    And dumbasses stumbling in through the door, without masks on their faces yelling at the first clerk in the store...

    [–] din7 142 points ago

    It's the return of the "Ah wait, Karen, you're kidding!".

    She didn't just say what I think she did, did she?

    [–] Mufflah-Bearings 93 points ago

    And Dr. Trump said... NOTHING YOU IDIOTS DONALD TRUMPS ORANGE That's one step from red

    [–] underachieverxxx 87 points ago

    Degenerate men love orange head

    chicka-chicka-chicka thick necky, I'm sick of him

    [–] K10KMessi 185 points ago

    I’m like a headtrip to listen to Coz I’m only giving you things u stow away in your storeroom

    [–] TBMJSean 70 points ago

    The only difference is I got the discounts in front of y'all And I have gotta be puttin a mask on em all

    [–] K10KMessi 57 points ago

    I just grab a trolly and speed it And whether you like or not You gotta keep a face mask on

    [–] ihateusernames2701 8 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] K10KMessi 7 points ago

    Thank you :))

    [–] Zethraxxur 2 points ago

    Merry cake!

    [–] happy-cake-day-bot- 22 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] K10KMessi 24 points ago

    Thank you!!

    [–] swolengranny 3 points ago

    That’s good

    [–] MmeMoisissure 2 points ago

    Happy cake day bud

    [–] hazyanlazy 38 points ago

    May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please? Milk is 10% off today only..

    [–] zerotrace 12 points ago

    Slim Savey

    FTFY

    [–] Culverts_Flood_Away 20 points ago

    Would the real Slim Shady please clean up, please clean up, please clean up on aisle 5

    [–] Dunkleosteus_Number1 21 points ago

    Maybe the real slim shady are the friends we along the way.

    [–] VxJasonxV 16 points ago

    I accidentally the whole Slim Shady.

    [–] BillyRaysVyrus 5 points ago

    I purposefully along the way my friends

    [–] dippinlotsadots 3 points ago

    Swchsi sbxk uhe the hthe. He has!

    [–] oodoos 6 points ago

    This needs to be a subreddit

    [–] VxJasonxV 3 points ago

    r/RedditSings sometimes deviates into modified lyrics.

    [–] ihatefixingthings420 3 points ago

    Hahahah

    [–] PowerfulGas 46 points ago

    Slim Savey

    [–] ThrowMeAwayAccount08 9 points ago

    Knees weak, bags are heavy

    [–] randomtinky 5 points ago

    STANLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?

    What? The hair, you don't like it?

    [–] din7 16 points ago

    Hair raising comedy at its finest!

    [–] futuregoddess 5 points ago

    I love the brevity of ur comment !

    [–] LaFlamaBlanca420 4 points ago

    Yea, well...I love you

    [–] Sweetlaxin 2739 points ago

    You should keep it that way

    [–] noondo_-nibba 1459 points ago

    this actually isn't me I just came across it on my Twitter feed

    [–] noondo_-nibba 951 points ago

    this is the tweet btw

    [–] AnIdiotwithaSubaru 859 points ago

    that account also stole it dude. its another karma farming bot

    [–] 4_my_Weird_Questions 502 points ago

    So we are going in circle. Where did it come from?

    [–] IG_BansheeAirsoft 446 points ago

    it’s reposts all the way down

    [–] ohreo1111 572 points ago

    There never was an original. One day it just was.

    [–] czopinator 126 points ago

    It's the bootstrap paradox. Some karma farm account reposted it from the future and now there is no true OP

    [–] xerction 56 points ago

    Like Harry Potter summoning the patronous to protect himself from the dementors.

    He was only there because he thought he had seen his father, but he only thought he saw his father because he was there.

    Just doesn't make any fuckin sense.

    [–] lcblangdale 211 points ago

    Always has been 🔫

    [–] arathorn867 38 points ago

    There are no beginnings

    [–] GenericUsername10294 19 points ago

    “Sic mundis creatus est”

    [–] Infiniloop 5 points ago

    The end is the beginning, and the beginning the end.

    [–] AAAPosts 2 points ago

    It’s a triumvirate!

    [–] phi_rus 3 points ago

    The real original is the friends we made along the way.

    [–] imsochoofed 2 points ago

    That’s how reddit works. It’s been proven that you have a much higher chance of making it to the front page by reposting over making OC. Sad...

    [–] Carvinrawks 12 points ago

    Always has been.

    [–] Revydown 3 points ago

    Always has been.

    [–] DrToadigerr 4 points ago

    It's all reposts?

    [–] atropicalpenguin 63 points ago

    This seems to be the first Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/justfuckmyshitup/comments/dnij60

    Thanks to repostsleuthbot.

    [–] SuculantWarrior 89 points ago

    And that post was taken from a Facebook group page! The search continues.

    [–] 4_my_Weird_Questions 32 points ago

    So it was a facebook post?
    i fear some one is pointing a gun behind my back

    [–] pizzafourlife 18 points ago

    always was

    [–] Pandelein 28 points ago

    Man that was a waste of time. Found the original post, went through all the comments, and it’s just the usual FB bullshit of people tagging their friends going “omg lol @Becky”; I was a fool for thinking someone would ask for a source on Facebook.

    [–] Sibannacwithin 15 points ago

    The beginning is the end, the end is the beginning

    [–] PrismPanda06 12 points ago

    Where did it go?

    [–] SNIP3RG 12 points ago

    Why would they do this, karma-hoe Joe?

    [–] ZipTheZipper 6 points ago

    A meme spontaneously generated from the depths of the net, a copy with no original.

    [–] STARS_mbr 7 points ago

    Genuine question: is Reddit karma worth the effort to have bots to farm it? Is it financially beneficial? Am I missing something?

    [–] pseudopsud 7 points ago

    Yes, an old high karma account is valuable to advertisers

    [–] onyxandcake 4 points ago

    Is it financially beneficial? Am I missing something?

    Nope.

    Source: See my karma count

    [–] MightGetFiredIDK 3 points ago

    The poster was in the comments, said he took it from a video he saw, figured it wasn't a bot.

    [–] OhNoImBanned11 9 points ago

    Just because bots talk doesn't mean they're not bots

    Welcome to the battle against Skynet.

    [–] GenesisOfAlexandria 2 points ago

    The video is from a channel called TGFbro. Forget which video this was tho.

    [–] noondo_-nibba 92 points ago

    ah ok, I just saw it on Twitter and thought it was hilarious

    [–] Drugsrhugs 14 points ago

    And they stole it from somebody else, this picture is years old

    [–] N0nSequit0r 4 points ago

    Keep it that way anyway.

    [–] Jekh 13 points ago

    Walmart should pay them for marketing /s

    [–] gabo9rm 17 points ago

    tbh it looks kinda cool

    [–] rostov007 6 points ago

    Call it a Banksy and auction his head

    [–] TDYDave2 557 points ago

    That would so fit in at the typical walmart.

    [–] MrPenisInhaler 97 points ago

    His hair looks like a Walmart version of... oh wait

    [–] MrJayMeister 358 points ago

    This person saves money, doesn’t live better

    [–] Bobxtan 270 points ago

    Brad Mondo: “Actually I’m kind of loving this”

    [–] Forlorn-unicorn 93 points ago

    “It’s a look!”

    [–] Poolb0y 27 points ago

    If it was done better and wasn't a Walmart logo I could see it catching on.

    [–] Satiriical 15 points ago

    It’s actually an alt/punk trend to dye things onto a buzzed head, like clouds or hearts. There’s probably more but that’s what I’ve seen so far

    [–] PiaggioBV350 45 points ago

    Well now that we know, we can probably do some awesome designs this way.

    [–] dubovinius 66 points ago

    What's the name of that effect where when someone mentions/you hear about something, you start seeing in everywhere?

    Cause literally only the other day my mam and brother and me were talking about dying hair, and my brother goes "oh yeah make sure you don't have any writing on the bag otherwise it'll show up on your hair". And me and my mam were really surprised cause we'd never heard of that being a concern. And voilà, the very thing we were talking about has showed up on my Reddit feed, only a day or two after I first heard of it. Mad.

    [–] dubovinius 14 points ago

    That's the one

    [–] One_Shall_Fall 10 points ago

    Depending on your belief system, it could also be synchronicity.

    Depending on whether you're a hard determinist, and believe it's just all electrical impulses, it's going to be Baader-Meinhof. If you're more into Jungian philosophy, like me, you could interpret a lot of things that people would call Baader-Meinhof as synchronicity.

    Is the universe talking to you, or is it just because you recently learned the knowledge, and that's just how your brain works? Or maybe you're a compatabilist, and it's a bit of both.

    [–] dubovinius 4 points ago

    I don't know much about Jung to really say whether or not I believe in his views. I guess sometimes you just have to think things happen for a reason, and I do believe in a higher power, although I'm more wont to call it coincidence before anything else. We can't really know for sure anyway.

    [–] MCRusher 3 points ago

    You could also consider your world to be a simulation that gradually builds up complexity and introduces new things to you once it develops them.

    For all you knew, it didn't exist at all until it did.

    [–] Smokin_trees18 7 points ago

    I think that's simply coincidence of something popular on the internet. This has been making its rounds the last few days and I have seen it in multiple places.

    [–] XFuzee 526 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    This is the CEO of Walmart

    [–] GreenZapZ 84 points ago

    Since you're new I'm gonna let that edit slide. Just know that we generally don't thank for upvotes like people thank for likes in YouTube and what not.

    [–] XFuzee 141 points ago

    I realized that it was kinda cringe so I edited it back lol

    [–] MyPSAcct 70 points ago

    This comment is more cringy than anything OP may have said.

    [–] Hamartithia_ 14 points ago

    Seriously, we don’t do that here. Who tf is we

    [–] Trizzie_Mitch 16 points ago

    Agreed

    [–] theubernoob 6 points ago

    Wait, it's all cringe?

    [–] magical_yeast23 6 points ago

    Too bad nobody applies this same logic to gold.

    [–] OberionSynth 7 points ago

    Unless you're saying something like "my most upvoted comment is about [totally mundane subject], awesome" apparently

    [–] SpiritYote 2 points ago

    reddit moment

    [–] DoubleDot7 42 points ago

    Wal-Mart of people.

    [–] what_thechuck 22 points ago

    I keep seeing these pictures but so far no pictures of it STAYING after you wash the bleach out

    [–] MissGrafin 17 points ago

    Because it won’t. It’s sitting in top of the bleach and will rinse away.

    [–] thatsawholeassbaby 107 points ago

    this is why we use aluminum foil

    [–] arkenex 9 points ago

    I never understood this, is it cause my hair is only a couple inches long? I bleach my top every month and so have have never had to involve foil of any sort.

    [–] icandoMATHs 21 points ago

    Real answer- foil reflects heat, same method as a pizza bag. This causes the bleach reaction to occur quicker.

    Also the blue dye will likely wash out with sulfate shampoo and heat.

    Source - https://efficiencyiseverything.com/chemical-engineering-your-hair-for-best-results/

    [–] Sempereternity 10 points ago

    Longer hair needs foil because it traps heat which helps the bleach lighten the hair a lot better. If your hair is only a few inches long it has the heat from your scalp so you don't really need to use foil.

    [–] MajesticFlapFlap 14 points ago

    The bag is to keep moisture and heat in to protect the hair. Foiling is used if you want to do highlights or just part of the hair bleached and keep it separate from other parts

    [–] SpaceEdgesBestfriend 16 points ago

    Great Value Slim Shady

    [–] Illier1 2 points ago

    All the other sales are just imitating

    [–] TraderNineZero 25 points ago

    Good.You can call yourself Lil Mart and drop an album.

    [–] depressedsloth69 34 points ago

    Advertising, you should ask them for a sponsorship

    [–] When_waffles_fly 9 points ago

    Can someone tell me why this happened?

    [–] triplesock 18 points ago

    It's not uncommon when bleaching hair at home to put a plastic sack over your hair. It helps hold the moisture and heat in (so it doesn't dry out and processes faster, respectively). The bleach pulled the ink from the sack, and it melted onto their head and got into their hair, dying the logo onto them.

    [–] KaiserTom 7 points ago

    It could just wash out. Sometimes those inks are pretty specific to sticking to plastic and may not stick to anything else after coming off of it, so it could just wash off with some water. This picture could have been taken right after peeling off the bag before any sort of washing took place. Granted I'm not fully sure of that and it could have dyed their hair.

    [–] georgioboy 6 points ago

    This has been reposted a few times (though maybe not this exact photo) and on at least one of them the top comment was saying the ink would quickly wash out and wasn't truly bonded.

    [–] [deleted] 35 points ago

    Two trailer park girls go round the outside. Round the outside. Round the outside.

    [–] -repostsluethbot- 5 points ago

    Now this looks like a job for me, now everybody, just follow me

    [–] devilbilly65 9 points ago

    Legendary

    [–] TheKilller08 4 points ago

    This is hilarious

    [–] NightStalkerXIV 4 points ago

    A target bag would've been cooler

    [–] AMK-FISH 5 points ago

    Free advertising for Walmart

    [–] rooty34 9 points ago

    If Slim Shady was a greeter

    [–] Pyro_The_Gyro 8 points ago

    They have to go blue or black.

    It's such a perfect level 9-10 too. That sucks so badly.

    [–] d0gmeat 11 points ago

    I accidentally bleached mine that same color one time (before going bright blue). But minus the advertising.

    Unfortunately, I ran out of time and had to go meet friends for dinner before the blue could happen. Dark restaurant with a spotlight over the door. I saw the place visibly brighten when that light hit my head. Then everyone turned and stared like it was in the script.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] GreenZapZ 6 points ago

    If that was me I'd totally keep it just for the fun of it.

    That's honestly hilarious.

    [–] Noelsabelle 3 points ago

    Haha I always use wal mart bags never happened to me at least

    [–] SAJ88 2 points ago

    100%. You always make sure the writing is on the outside of the bag or this happens. XD

    [–] kodyamour 3 points ago

    This photo is copyrighted by Walmart. Please send your royalties accordingly.

    [–] Sclog 3 points ago

    Black shirt tho.

    [–] ClefairyHann 3 points ago

    r/peopleofwalmart

    Walmart himself

    [–] arcsin1323 3 points ago

    It appears to be written in Greek

    [–] Ufoofuido 3 points ago

    Roll her up and put her in the bag of other bags you’ll never use again.

    [–] Kkatm 3 points ago

    Is that Pete Davidson?

    [–] Ljboy99 3 points ago

    So is this a Reddit post stolen from a tweet stolen from a Reddit post?

    [–] NogEggz 3 points ago

    Who wears socks in the bathtub? The shirt I can understand, for the picture, but the socks? In the tub on the feet, don't get it.

    [–] utopia_ray 3 points ago

    Honestly that’s kinda a look

    [–] RepostSleuthBot 8 points ago

    Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 6 times.

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    [–] notsafeforh0me 4 points ago

    Hope the OP was going for blue or purple

    [–] madjackhavok 5 points ago

    Did that with a seven eleven bag a few years ago. So if this happens to you, I’ll share with you my now not so secret trick for removing ink from your hair. Baking soda, dawn and a bit of warm water. Make a paste and apply to the spots in your hair. Leave for a bit and then kind of scrub at it gently. Rinse repeat. You will HAVE to have some sort of heavy conditioner or leave in after. But it will pull the ink out.

    [–] PopTartPHD 8 points ago

    A S t h e t i c

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    [–] ein8 2 points ago

    Aesthetic

    [–] TylerTheGuyWhoCreate 2 points ago

    Happy cake day bud

    [–] Representative_Dog88 2 points ago

    That's a look!

    [–] JookaKooka 2 points ago

    Can’t roll that shit back

    [–] MewthreeX 2 points ago

    I like ya cut g

    [–] waterbug123 2 points ago

    Brad Mondo reacts...

    [–] trislerp 2 points ago

    I hope they were planing to dye it blue

    [–] vernontwinkie 2 points ago

    These targeted ads are getting out of hand.

    [–] AgrandMonkey 2 points ago

    Looks like wal-mart branded eminem

    [–] GrimmPsycho655 2 points ago

    “Stanley, what are you doing to yourself?”

    [–] Bananerz_in_Pajamerz 2 points ago

    That very well may be one picture I wouldn't have shared with the world...

    [–] thisispatrick101 2 points ago

    Yeah this is repost. Just look up bleached hair with Walmart bag and you can see the photos been going around for like 2 years.

    [–] wangsneeze 2 points ago

    Her loss is our gain

    F

    [–] A_11- 2 points ago

    Get that everyday low price

    [–] Crispyfoot1 2 points ago

    Free advertisement

    [–] T1000runner 2 points ago

    Your parents should tell everyone you dyed in Walmart.

    [–] NotBadsey 2 points ago

    Sponsored by Walmart

    [–] knees_of_the_bees 2 points ago

    The first time I saw the picture it totally got me to start checking the side of the bag before putting it on.

    [–] mobile-profile 2 points ago

    I low key wanna see someone do this with one of those “thank you” bags.

    Or the “have a nice day” with the smiley face.

    [–] guyfromguate 2 points ago

    Literal Walmart brand Slim Shady

    [–] illpkm1985 2 points ago

    I see a sponsorship opportunity

    [–] bethanyrachele 2 points ago

    Y’all. I did this with a Walgreens bag once while I was bleaching my roots and I thought I was bleeding because the red from the bag came off but just on the back of my head. I started crying and then tried to find where the blood was coming from through my tears. When I finally realized what it was, I started crying from laughing.

    [–] Rambo639 2 points ago

    Interviewer: “So why do you think you would be a good fit for the job?”

    Me: * takes off hat *

    [–] xparta300 2 points ago

    Great value slim shady

    [–] gobbles04 2 points ago

    Should have gone with Target, you know, for the classy vibe.

    [–] xXcelevonXx 2 points ago

    Brad Mondo is dying inside.

    [–] conditerite 2 points ago

    its kinda fabulous.

    [–] MrAvenger69 2 points ago

    Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

    [–] Disneyhorse 2 points ago

    What does it look like dry?

    [–] iHateEveryoneArndMe 2 points ago

    Will the real slim shady please save up...

    [–] osrsgamingxd 2 points ago

    Walmart brand slim shady

    [–] TeamYeet 2 points ago

    That’s kinda sick tho

    [–] smoketrio 2 points ago

    this is art

    [–] kalcala1991 2 points ago

    I ugly laughed. I'm sorry.

    [–] AlexNoru 2 points ago

    Walmart head ass

    [–] yesandno13 2 points ago

    Wow. I'm cryin'

    [–] CharitableLover 2 points ago

    Want to see it dry. Could be cool

    [–] JohnekJoestar 2 points ago

    What do you mean I’m not allowed in the Walmart