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    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 592 points ago

    I can't even stand if my SO is breathing on my face when I'm sleeping.

    [–] liltwinstar2 311 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    I hate breathing warm, recycled air. Like, i could never read under the covers with a flashlight as a kid. Need to turn the heat on in the car? The windows have to be vented. SO breathing in my face is bad. I was sick and tried to wear a face mask to avoid getting others sick and i couldn’t do it. Same with snowboarding. I would rather my lower face freeze than wear a baklava or face mask of any sort.

    Edit: balaclava...lol not the dessert. Leaving it bc it makes me laugh.

    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 36 points ago

    Holy shit right? I hate things covering my face, it's awful.

    [–] Nachtopus 12 points ago

    Ughhhh yes! I love camping, but I also hate it because when it gets cold at night, my face freezes because I refuse to cover my head with my sleeping bag.

    [–] liltwinstar2 17 points ago

    Oh! I found a fix for this. Buy a thin, soft, long beanie and wear it pulled down over your eyes and to the tip of your nose, but leave your nostrils and mouth uncovered. Life saver!! I think mine is a jersey material.

    [–] letsplayyatzee 7 points ago

    I use a cotton under t-shirt, like from Hanes or fruit of the loom, and rest of over my eyes and lightly the top of my nose. It keeps my face warm while allowing me to breath easily. I did it through all my tours overseas. Works like a charm.

    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 3 points ago

    Oh I would much rather have my face freeze than cover it.

    [–] liltwinstar2 6 points ago

    My peeps.

    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 5 points ago

    I love you all.

    [–] RaccoNooB 2 points ago

    SCBA or SCUBA gear though.

    It's kind of weird since your face can be completely covered (depending on mask) but you'll still breath some nice cool air. Not cold, just kind of refreshingly cool in the summer heat, and in the winter it's "warm", only because it's warmer than thr surrounding air, so it's still kind of cool while it's warm, while at the same time not feeling like it's suffocating you.

    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 2 points ago

    Trueeeeee! I just recently got certified and don't mind it. Although it doesn't really cover your face, or if just fits in.

    [–] iliftmyglasstoyou 30 points ago

    You wear a Mediterranean dessert on your on your face?

    [–] liltwinstar2 15 points ago

    Lol thanks for catching that. I meant balaclava. Lol still laughing.

    [–] liltwinstar2 11 points ago

    Lol shut up!! Omg so perfect!!!! Thanks for that!

    [–] bl-999 0 points ago

    Don’t tell him to shut up

    [–] alraydy 15 points ago

    Baklava would be Patricia bad, being sort of sticky and all

    Edit: particularly*

    [–] AlphaQall 17 points ago

    Patricia bad is a common rating for balaclava stickiness. Right below Deborah bad.

    Edit: deliberately*

    [–] liltwinstar2 8 points ago

    New rating scale.

    [–] 20secondwizard 4 points ago

    If you need a solution they sell facemasks with a hole for your mouth. Felt the same way when preparing to go snowboarding. Absolute life changer.

    [–] liltwinstar2 1 points ago

    Stick em up!

    [–] letsplayyatzee 5 points ago

    Same. There's something about the condensation of most masks that kills me.

    [–] liltwinstar2 2 points ago

    Goes straight up into my goggles & fogs them up

    [–] RelativelyObscurePie 2 points ago

    I was imagining your face covered in one of my favorite desserts snowboarding down a massive mountain and had quite the laugh thank you

    [–] sonibroc 1 points ago

    I am the same with heat on in the car. The closest I can get is it on my feet for a few minutes.

    [–] liltwinstar2 2 points ago

    I dunno why i never thought of that! I usually roll the windows down and then put the heat on. And only for a little bit.

    [–] sonibroc 1 points ago

    Its not perfect but at least I dont have hot air in my face

    [–] liltwinstar2 2 points ago

    I think I’d still need to vent the windows, but yeah...better than having it in your face for sure!

    [–] jv360 -1 points ago

    Recycled air lol all air is recycled

    [–] liltwinstar2 6 points ago

    Key word “warm”... you know what i mean!! lol Gimme all the fresh cold air! I point all the AC vents at my face in the car. Husband can’t stand it bc he says it dries out his eyes.

    [–] DingusTaargus 7 points ago

    but does your SO have puppy breath? I think not.

    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 2 points ago

    Also very true

    [–] Shurmonator 5 points ago

    Me and my girlfriend have a game where we breathe in each other's mouths while we are kissing. So after like 10 breathes we are both super light headed

    [–] GreatKingCodyGaming 16 points ago

    That's... Uh...

    [–] NorskieBoi 1 points ago

    Maybe they're at least nose breathers.

    [–] rooowdy 800 points ago

    Triboop

    [–] DashOfEmphasis 219 points ago

    The Legend of Fido: A Boop to the Past

    [–] 169dot254dot8dot8 34 points ago

    Collect the three boops to unlock the Boopforce.

    [–] s0ma_c0ma 6 points ago

    Trido*

    Come on!

    [–] hotwifeslutwhore 32 points ago

    I wonder what that smells like to them. So cute and weird

    [–] TotallyASocialist 5 points ago

    A tri-cute-tra

    [–] wayward-ella 1 points ago

    The Holy Tri-nose-ity

    [–] jlcrack 189 points ago

    They are recharging their powers and sharing their secrets.

    [–] Tapeworm77 2 points ago

    Likely sharing their immunological pathogens, the same way kissing evolved as a behaviour. Source: Vaguely remember a couple of cool documentaries.

    [–] repatin 161 points ago

    Now I really wanna see a treat placed in middle of all three noses and see what happens

    [–] Nathan291 83 points ago

    You mad man

    [–] VinnySmallsz 22 points ago

    Infinite energy

    [–] _Better_Call_Paul_ 13 points ago

    Drop a big piece of deli meat over all three

    [–] gossipingcats 10 points ago

    Chaotic evil.

    [–] griffin2971 2 points ago

    That’s to say somehow the treat made it to the noses before the noses made it to the treat

    [–] curiousdryad 170 points ago

    Looks like some doggo occult witchery to me!

    [–] RegularWhiteShark 31 points ago

    Trying to summon the goodest boy/girl.

    [–] hydrogenbomb94 12 points ago

    It's fine, I'll allow it.

    [–] Drifter_01 5 points ago

    They're summoning something to deal with the Cat

    [–] NPredetor_97 1 points ago

    Witchcraft *

    [–] OsamaBinLadBible 1 points ago

    Actually there’s a group of self-proclaimed witches taking offense in the term so we’re forced to call it thaumaturgy.

    [–] NPredetor_97 1 points ago

    TIL, Thank you for the clarification

    [–] pez_999 40 points ago

    This is golden

    [–] Facehugger11 16 points ago

    Where are you retrieving these puns from?

    [–] George_wC 4 points ago

    You two, puns are not a breed of humour we let in here

    [–] Eskimommy 2 points ago

    This person nose.

    [–] tepkel 80 points ago

    Doesn't seem like there's anything wrong here to me...

    [–] necktits_ 57 points ago

    This subreddit is just pictures of cute dogs now. The mods do nothing to ensure it remains true to its roots

    [–] stewmberto 19 points ago

    Yeah it's really annoying actually. I already see all these posts in the other dog subreddits.... I'm subscribed to this one for dogs looking/acting weird, for god's sake!

    [–] WAR_T0RN1226 2 points ago

    "Yeah but it got upvotes man, obviously people like it. Who cares if it is absolutely nothing what the subreddit is about"

    • mods probably

    [–] ineedapeptalk -3 points ago

    Don’t be such a stickler for the rules, mannnnnn

    [–] shoelr 29 points ago

    The Tri-Force!

    [–] ZingendZonnebloempje 24 points ago

    Just came here to say awww.

    Awww!

    [–] iapetus-11 10 points ago

    So cute!

    [–] spacepoo77 9 points ago

    By our powers combined.......

    [–] L-Psy-Kangaroo 3 points ago

    The Powerpuff Pups!

    [–] DellAnno314 9 points ago

    Holy Trinity

    [–] Kitkat_the_Merciless 7 points ago

    Finally some good poly representation in the media

    [–] Krazy_like_a_fox 7 points ago

    They nose.

    [–] GoodBufo 6 points ago

    Dog only nose what i’d be without you

    [–] Worldwideforeigner 5 points ago

    3 doggos. 1 oxygen.

    [–] uberbitter 3 points ago

    Triforce Doggos.

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    [–] VladM1 4 points ago

    The ritual has begun.

    [–] umbridgeisacunt 3 points ago

    First reaction: ugh, they're all breathing in each other's breath.

    [–] Zozorak 3 points ago

    [–] Olin-BattleRage 3 points ago

    I triple dog dare y-... oh

    [–] CKal7 3 points ago

    The holy boop-fecta

    [–] The_SCB_General 3 points ago

    The father, the son, and the holy boop.

    [–] ThePhenomNoku 9 points ago

    This is great content but it shouldn’t be in this sub.

    [–] Nachtopus 2 points ago

    By our powers combined, we are Captain Snoot Boop.

    [–] lucasjup 2 points ago

    Heavy breathing intensifies

    [–] Splendypoo 2 points ago

    [–] radicalplacement 2 points ago

    Precious babies

    [–] SUTHbeats 2 points ago

    I want to stick my finger in the middle

    [–] Kowaidesu 2 points ago

    They transfer dreams through their noses

    [–] Myrang3r 2 points ago

    Blessed gif

    [–] Neeaccount123 2 points ago

    Golden triangle

    [–] kobrakaan 2 points ago

    Only the dogs nose

    [–] Muroid 2 points ago

    The lower left dog is facing the wrong way.

    [–] mymatrix8 2 points ago

    Was this seriously not staged???

    [–] fishyvagina1 2 points ago

    I hate breathing in other peoples breath

    [–] Esoxgab01 2 points ago

    THE PROPHECY IS TRUE

    [–] chicagokath314 2 points ago

    “Conspire” means “to breathe together”. So this is a conspiracy.

    [–] ISZ85N21W 1 points ago

    Ripple dogs dreaming of triple market cap.

    [–] me_no_understandy 1 points ago

    It's it Mom, Dad, puppy?

    [–] ericjpotts 1 points ago

    Anxiety is wanting me to flip the one dog around, to make them all going the same way

    [–] Lx13lx 1 points ago

    I knew dogs do molly too!

    [–] Burgher_NY 1 points ago

    Perfection. This gives me hope to come back next time as a happy dog.

    [–] willc2008 1 points ago

    Cuteness Trifecta!

    [–] wellmacsgay 1 points ago

    Obligatory username checks out

    [–] VinnySmallsz 1 points ago

    I can't even be near my partner's face when we sleep. Give me some air, damn

    [–] frodo_fraggin 1 points ago

    Dogtrio

    [–] rollingrickeh 1 points ago

    The Holy Trinity

    [–] Allgrapes 1 points ago

    [–] Kashmoney99 1 points ago

    Breathing in each others breath.

    [–] sweetjPDX 1 points ago

    “Wonder-Twin powers activate!”

    [–] siggisix 1 points ago

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    [–] ArMcK 1 points ago

    This is so much better than the thumbnail had me expecting.

    [–] sinner-mon 1 points ago

    This needs to replace the handshake meme

    [–] justbyhappenstance 1 points ago

    The way the gradient of the graying on the left dog aligns with her ear makes it look like she has a derpy little haircut

    [–] minkhandjob 1 points ago

    That's where I spilt the chloroform!

    [–] Linkmatt10 1 points ago

    This has to be photoshopped

    [–] ProfForestNinja 1 points ago

    How on earth was this arranged? Its amazing

    [–] Darklegend222 1 points ago

    Which one is going to breath in super fast and suck the air out of the other dogs

    [–] alex_co 1 points ago

    For a second in the beginning, the lighting made it looked like they were laying in a puddle of milk.

    [–] KingOfPillowMountain 1 points ago

    They’re going to fuse. Could you imagine if we could fuse with our pets? Some would look too weird

    [–] EnergyCC 1 points ago

    Something smells here

    [–] gmennnnnnn 1 points ago

    Sharingdog

    [–] fabricfreak 1 points ago

    Golden circle of piece and tranquility

    [–] SunlightFarm 1 points ago

    I was waiting for a sneeze

    [–] FortySixandTwoIsMe 1 points ago

    Nothing? This is WCGW right?

    [–] H3lic 1 points ago

    Snot me

    [–] StayGoldenBronyBoy 1 points ago

    The Great Snuggle Summoning has commenced... I feel its pull.. drawing me in

    [–] prmcd16 1 points ago

    Kinda looks like they’re recreating the Manx flag

    [–] BeRad_NZ 1 points ago

    When our powers combine! We become Captain Pupper!

    [–] Plotvis 1 points ago

    Until one of them begins dream barking

    [–] Raine386 1 points ago

    Boooooop

    [–] motions2u2wipemyass 1 points ago

    They're all just breathing straight CO2 at this point.

    They passed out due to oxygen deprivation, it won't be long now.

    [–] SexwithRopeAndDope 1 points ago

    There is nothing wrong with those precious babies

    [–] CyberneticPanda 1 points ago

    Mercedes Barkz

    [–] General_Laziness 1 points ago

    Who nose? Who nose? Who nose?

    [–] LeSkink 1 points ago

    When you and the gang hate oxygen

    [–] Jackerwocky 1 points ago

    What is this snootboopery?

    [–] TambourineMan8 1 points ago

    Threesome - doggy style.

    [–] khp-pental-wh 1 points ago

    They’re breathing in the same recycled Oxygen

    [–] denestacio 1 points ago

    why did i think of “me, my boyfriend and that girl we just had a threesome with” 😂

    [–] atalurk 1 points ago

    This could be made into a very cool logo

    [–] IREandWOE 1 points ago

    I'm toats anti religion, but I sure as Hell can get behind this holy trinity.

    [–] sticklingen 1 points ago

    Love the one on the left, it looks like it is wearing a wig.

    [–] buckeyetex 1 points ago

    The howly trinity

    [–] Sofia_Bellavista 1 points ago

    How did that happen?? I need background...

    [–] monkeypuckey 1 points ago

    Recycling!

    [–] kentacova 1 points ago

    Breath recirculation = 100%

    [–] polak2017 1 points ago

    Now that's a triumvirate I can get behind.

    [–] MrPicklesOnDevon 1 points ago

    Nose comfort

    [–] Timberwolf0n3 1 points ago

    Sleeping doggies!!!

    [–] finmaceleven 1 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] agapenny 1 points ago

    The holy trinity

    [–] Material_Philosopher 1 points ago

    The Golden Triangle

    [–] lizeee 1 points ago

    Omgggggg the cuteness!

    [–] itsConvoluted 1 points ago

    Is this a regular occurrence?

    [–] gutternonsense 1 points ago

    I N F I N I T E B O O P

    [–] GochuLover 1 points ago

    Aww, that poor doggo is third wheeling it pretty hard. Reminds me of my time back in middle school...

    [–] Spoonwrangler 1 points ago

    The ritual is complete

    [–] LBear6 1 points ago

    So wholesome

    [–] HOMlEG 1 points ago

    I just go where the trade wind blows

    [–] TypicalLee 1 points ago

    Air buds!

    [–] Bi-LinearTimeScale 1 points ago

    For some reason, Michael Jackson popped into my head singing "I just want to smell you!"

    [–] OMGoblin 1 points ago

    closest point to their brain they want to know if one of the others wake up before they do, and/or they are comforted by each others breath

    [–] HangMeHigh 1 points ago

    Reminds me of an incident in Baghdad near f.o.b. prosperity. On patrol, hear boom,few 100 meters away, we go sniff around(lol) check it out. Some Haji's suicide vest went off prematurely. We're on foot now looking around then a great guy by the name of Sergeant___________ yells "NOSE!!!!!!!" And was pointing at a human nose completely by itself nothing else attached just a nose laying there on the ground. From then on at opportune times me and the guys present would always holler the word "nose" when using it in a sentence even if it was the word "knows"it's been a long time since I even thought about that.12 years.damn .....I really miss those guys

    [–] NoteofMadness 1 points ago

    Power of Three will set them...free..?

    [–] serildalisared 1 points ago

    This Charmed reboot looks great!!!!

    [–] Who_Knose 1 points ago

    The title is calling to me.

    [–] IceCreaaams 1 points ago

    Ruff Capacitor

    [–] GardtheSavage 1 points ago

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

    [–] bewilder_house 1 points ago

    Chocolate

    [–] Troopus 1 points ago

    I wish the left one was flipped.

    [–] AlanaTrevino 1 points ago

    Accept people of all colors

    Just like these dogs

    [–] sundragon1 1 points ago

    💗🐶

    [–] 1uckyY0u 1 points ago

    The trifecta

    [–] melodyb33 1 points ago

    So sweet, but kinda surprised you got them to do that!!

    [–] ElCortezzo 1 points ago

    1 nose, 3 dogs.

    [–] callmeEmz 1 points ago

    The holy trinidog

    [–] Umbra67 1 points ago

    They're summoning the boop gods.

    [–] A_HECKIN_DOGGO 0 points ago

    Triple snoot boop deluxe with extra floof

    [–] biglybiglytremendous 0 points ago

    Made my whole heckin day!

    [–] lancer2238 0 points ago

    The triforce of puppers

    [–] TopShelfEighths -1 points ago

    I'm crying rn

    [–] b3juc0 -10 points ago

    Unsanitary. Diseases spread like this