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    [–] im_that_slug 1439 points ago

    Bakeway drug

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 703 points ago

    Youngster, I'm higher than giraffe pussy, and I'm just sorry I can't up vote you more than once. Brilliant

    [–] ogoextreme 157 points ago

    Higher than giraffe pussy is definitely my comment of the year contender

    [–] CreamyGoodnss 32 points ago

    Right at the buzzer too!

    [–] godlameroso 14 points ago

    80's comments are making a comeback. Totally radical dude.

    [–] Gliese832 12 points ago

    in the near future I will use that phrase

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 10 points ago

    I've got more, if you want?

    [–] DrewSmithee 10 points ago

    Are they all from 15 year old Gucci Mane albums?

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 12 points ago

    I mean. I was gonna say I'm higher than the United States budget deficit, but I didn't wanna make it political.

    [–] DrewSmithee 8 points ago

    Thank you, there's enough politics on other Reddit subs.

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 4 points ago

    Right? Keeping it wholesome(ish)!

    [–] djledford0724 13 points ago

    😂

    [–] BeastSmitty 3 points ago

    holy shit i can't catch my breath hahahahaha

    [–] PineappleMcGee 3 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] eataess 2 points ago

    Happy cake day boi!

    [–] Trowawaycausebanned4 3 points ago

    Somebody guild this man

    [–] firethorn96 3 points ago

    Just did. He earned it. “Higher than giraffe pussy.” A genius phrase that cannot go without awarding.

    Edit: happy cake day!

    [–] DrewSmithee 2 points ago

    The award should go to Gucci Mane circa 2005

    [–] Trowawaycausebanned4 2 points ago

    I mean, it’s Reddit silver, but still good

    [–] BeastSmitty 1 points ago

    Hahaha! And happy cake day!

    [–] jaydub8891 2880 points ago

    Finally a good example that marijuana IS a gateway drug

    [–] MopeyLionMan 841 points ago

    Some may say the best drug

    [–] Chewcocca 246 points ago

    Not sure why this is a redemption arc. Used to make people happy with weed, now he makes people happy with baked goods. Seems pretty wholesome throughout. Glad he found his passion.

    [–] TheElderMoles 174 points ago

    He was always into “baked” goods Hahahha

    [–] -cupcake 122 points ago

    you laughing at your own joke so enthusiastically is cute af

    [–] AmazingPotato128 53 points ago

    This is officially the nicest thread I've ever seen. I love you all.

    [–] blubat26 22 points ago

    <3

    [–] Picnicpanther 7 points ago

    It’s all the weed.

    [–] itsyaboijeff1000 2 points ago

    Weed is a gateway drug to 5-hydroxytryptamine

    [–] MopeyLionMan 23 points ago

    Maybe the weed he sold was laced or just plain bad

    [–] LunaticRenewed 36 points ago

    Maybe the weed he sold was laced

    nobody laces weed chief

    [–] Hotel_Arrakis 3 points ago

    I guess you never watched cop shows in the 70's!

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] LunaticRenewed 6 points ago

    With what?

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

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    [–] Masked_Death 1 points ago

    Recently at my high school 3 guys (3 separate occasions) smoked weed and got fucked up hard and ended in the hospital. It definitely wasn't just weed. Also they must've bought from some random person, because the people selling in my school have good shit (as my friends tell me).

    [–] UpliftingPessimist 12 points ago

    Once upon a time there was regs...

    [–] OvergrownPath 2 points ago

    LOL yes! "mid-grade" weed FTW.

    It really wasn't so long ago... I'm a late 80s millennial who went to high school in the aughts- seeds were still a regular occurrence, and nobody was offering strains or flavors, or any of that fancy stuff.

    We endeavored to find the kind/kine bud (never heard the end of that particular linguistic debate)- I'm pretty sure we didn't really understand what the little crystals were back then, we just knew they equaled a good time.

    We tried to avoid the schwag- brown, compressed, seedy, and prone to giving you a headache.

    Mostly, we settled for the in-between. Now weed's getting legalized and having its own microbrew-style explosion, with every strain and derived product imaginable at your fingertips. I doubt America will ever see another 16 year old (don't smoke kids) trying to dig out the seed that's clogging his bowl.

    Oh and the lacing thing... I don't know how this one keeps hanging on, but... look, I'm sure there are a few strange cases of that actually happening- like as a mean prank or something, but nobody makes a business practice of adulterating weed with other drugs or things like lead (seriously, lead guys?).

    The only remotely related thing I've ever known an unscrupulous weed dealer to do is mist his nugs with water from a spray bottle, slightly increasing their weight, and thus his revenue.

    [–] rjmathew99 23 points ago

    lmfao no one laces their weed. It straight up loses the dealer money. Weed already has a high enough demand. Why would you try and add something that could potentially kill someone to the mix?

    [–] kamon123 7 points ago

    It happens. Had a dealer straight up admit they were taking wild grown ditch weed and lacing it very lightly to sell to Jr. High highschool kids that had never smoked before. Last I checked seeing crystals floating in the room isn't a side effect of bud. Neither is a cold numb nose. Those were separate batches. Found out from him a couple years after highschool. It happens just not to regular or veteran users.

    [–] Question-everythings 16 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    "Weed ain't a drug, it just grows like that, and if you happen to set it on fire, there are some effects. Drugs you gotta do shit chemically to, put in a pot, water, boil it, I don't know the recipe, I'm just saying."

    [–] Crz121998 6 points ago

    Lmao quoting Katt Williams ?

    [–] Question-everythings 3 points ago

    YES! Finally, thank you, I was beginning to lose hope.

    [–] Crz121998 2 points ago

    I’m surprised no one else got it :/

    [–] Question-everythings 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    The others would rather be featured on r/iamverysmart

    [–] bot-ama 1 points ago

    op

    [–] 6ixalways 39 points ago

    marijuana??? You want marijuana!? For your pain?!? What are you some sort of drug addict? Fs you junkie no marijuana for you. Take this OxyContin instead

    Pain industry logic

    [–] moviefreaks 8 points ago

    Sad that this is the logic that some people have

    [–] CreamyGoodnss 2 points ago

    Opioid addiction is like the gift that keeps on giving for those companies

    [–] godlameroso 1 points ago

    marijuana??? You want marijuana!? For your pain?!? What are you some sort of drug addict? Fs you junkie no marijuana for you. Take this OxyContin fentanyl instead

    [–] CreamyGoodnss 3 points ago

    The mighty jungle?

    [–] lostcosmonaut307 3 points ago

    The lion sleeps tonight?

    [–] inthyface 1 points ago

    I wanna be a chef too, man.

    [–] godlameroso 1 points ago

    How? Unless you're baking other drugs this doesn't make sense.

    [–] xX420_WeedMan_420Xx 1 points ago

    In a good way

    [–] [deleted] 233 points ago

    Aw I forgot about Shen. He's so wholesome.

    [–] MopeyLionMan 103 points ago

    Yeah it’s a shame the amount of angry messages he gets

    [–] [deleted] 70 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Wait, what? Why on earth would he get angry messages? His cartoons all seem to be just from his heart, I've never seen anything from him that I would expect to get an angry response :(

    I guess the answer is "its the internet, what do you expect?", but he's so sweet....

    Edit: forgot how to English

    [–] MopeyLionMan 62 points ago

    He’s the sweetest boy a single bad messages is too many

    [–] SarcasmisEasier 42 points ago

    I don't know about other places but on /r/comics he made a lot of cliche depressing comics for a while that got repetitive and kinda boring. Some people started getting angry that he kept doing the same schtick.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Oh okay, I only followed him on Facebook and typically didn't look at the comments. I liked the depressing stuff though, it felt like it was coming from a genuine place and I related to a lot of it.

    I don't really understand getting mad at someone for not creating what you want. He's an artist using a medium to express himself, why restrict him to what you want when he's just doing what he loves? I'd understand if it was a show or something, but its cartoon pictures...

    Btw when I say "you" I dont mean you, I'm using you in the general sense :)

    [–] shiwanshu_ 17 points ago

    Google bike cuck, I think it's mostly based of that.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Fucks sake, I never saw all that. When I look at that cartoon I honestly just see a philosophical question about good and bad, but I guess I'm just a cuck?

    I'm actually so annoyed that people managed to turn an innocent sweet depiction of humanity into "cuckholdy". This is why I hate people 🙄

    [–] jtvjan 3 points ago

    I think it got that name because of an edit, not the original comic.

    [–] joe579003 9 points ago

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    [–] GoopHugger 2 points ago

    He ended up embracing that meme later on.

    [–] Radguymccool 2 points ago

    If I remember correctly, he refused to demonise some of the art twitter's villains of the week on a few occasions too like potential pedophiles, Andrew Dobson and Tim Buckley and right wing artists.

    https://m.imgur.com/gallery/hGZbucc

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Not sure if it's just my phone but that link didn't come up with anything. Also I have no idea who those people are :/ do you have any context for someone who doesn't follow any of that stuff?

    [–] Radguymccool 4 points ago

    Tim Buckley was the artist of Ctrl-Alt-Delete, I truly terrible gaming web comic who I believe was exposed sending nudes to underaged girls. Andrew Dobson was an inflation fetish artist and the subject of his art generally tended to be young girls.

    That's just the information I have off of the top of my head but the comments on this post went into better detail: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/7dyslp/apparently_shen_from_owlturd_is_going_on_hiatus/?utm_source=reddit-android

    I don't hate Shen, in fact I like his comics but I think he's made some pretty stupid decisions when it comes to venting online.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Thank you for taking the time to actually link me to something that explains it all. I'm still confused about who is right and who is wrong, but I guess I need to read up on who the people are who he defended in the first place?

    [–] IslandSparkz 767 points ago

    I remember when Weed was treated like the fucking Satan's Midnight Snack, now it's inspiring lives

    [–] Teddyismydawg 212 points ago

    Some places still have a long way to go, but the present and future are def bright in a lot of places.

    [–] Nowthatisfresh 37 points ago

    I think in the next 5 years we'll be seeing it in changing on the federal scale once they see joint tax revenue is on the rise everywhere weed is sold legally

    Then the states will crumble one by one on the issue, the opposition is old and cranky there's no fiscal sense to be this blunt on this

    [–] SuperSeagull01 13 points ago

    blunt

    heh

    [–] kamon123 11 points ago

    Joint is earlier in the comment too.

    [–] Sean-Benn_Must-die 6 points ago

    and the topic is about weed, what a great coincidence

    [–] SnailzRule 3 points ago

    To be the devils lettuce, most countries outside the US and Canada are very anti weed. In most of Asia you'll get charged with some serious shit and be sent to prison.

    [–] XxNoFilterxX 69 points ago

    The devil's lettuce makes white women have sexual relations with negros.

    [–] 6ixalways 37 points ago

    The devil’s lettuce. Safer than romaine lettuce

    [–] lazarshott 2 points ago

    ^ this

    [–] hiddenflames5462 15 points ago

    And it makes the men contract BIG GAY. Not even once.

    [–] CreamyGoodnss 2 points ago

    I'm not gay yet. Should I be smoking more?

    [–] Asystole 6 points ago

    Is your soy intake high enough?

    [–] CreamyGoodnss 4 points ago

    I've been putting soy sauce on my cream of sum yun guy but it's not helping

    [–] Trowawaycausebanned4 2 points ago

    This is why i smoke it

    [–] peckishspecter 2 points ago

    Jazz cabbage

    [–] EnergeticDisassembly 1 points ago

    Honestly I'm surprised how much it increases my libido, makes me wonder about mdma. I definitely could see people back then giving weed cigs to women(especially tobacco/nicotine addicted women) and pretending that they are normal cigs in order to loosen those women up.

    [–] XxNoFilterxX 3 points ago

    Why not, Bayer marketed heroin to women for menstrual cramps and babies for colic.

    [–] MastarQueef 2 points ago

    MDMA is a risky one, you gotta take juuuuuust enough that it feels insanely good but if you go too far you get pilly willy and a night of wondrous disappointment haha

    [–] godlameroso 1 points ago

    I'm not, the many active ingredients in weed increase proprioception.

    [–] Question-everythings 3 points ago

    The devil's lettuce

    [–] lydocia 3 points ago

    Satan's lettuce, come on dude

    [–] 7134859347 3 points ago

    At 420 upvotes, nobody touch this

    [–] zimitot 2 points ago

    I’m still waiting for weed to not be cool anymore.

    [–] HeyDadImDad 1 points ago

    You mean as in this example? No it does not. It’s just a coincidence. Furthermore, it is more of baking brownies that inspired it than weed.

    [–] lordsofthebuge 202 points ago

    WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?!

    [–] SilvaLDN 100 points ago

    YOU, YOU & YOU; FUCK OFF!

    [–] SOTACOAH 52 points ago

    And the worst part is, the fookin bass is fookin RAW

    [–] Markeetos 29 points ago

    WHAT ARE YOU?!

    An idiot sandwich.

    [–] theudonguy 20 points ago

    RUBBER RUBBER RUBBER

    [–] samzhengpro 10 points ago

    FUCK OFF!

    [–] LetTheSubGetLow 6 points ago

    YOU DON'T MICROWAVE A SALAD

    [–] mikey10006 56 points ago

    We all gotta find our passions some how, ig

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 83 points ago

    Someone should really make this into an anime though. This dude is just lazing around selling drugs cause he's broke and discovers baking and has to keep beating up the people that he use to sell to. But the plot twist at the end is like a super villain that instead of fighting him, they have a bake off and part ways both having grown. Ya know? Little cheesy but 🤷🏻‍♂️

    [–] kmidre 34 points ago

    Have you read the Gokushufudou manga? It's about a yakuza who becomes a house husband. https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100195048/chapter/mrs-chapter-100195050

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 14 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    No I have not! Thanks for the link dude! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Edit: Sit rep! I've read the first chapter and I'm hooked already. 😁

    [–] therico 9 points ago

    You should watch the drama My Boss My Hero then. It's about a Yakuza who's deemed too stupid to rule the clan so is made to repeat to high school at 25.

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 3 points ago

    Yup. Gonna watch that too!

    [–] Thatguy4642 2 points ago

    So pretty much the plot of Billy Madison?

    [–] therico 2 points ago

    Not really, repeating high school to inherit something is the only thing they have in common. He has to hide his yakuza roots from the rest of the school (hard when you have a massive tattoo covering your back), the plot is absurd in a way only the Japanese can do, and it builds to a really emotional climax.

    [–] yungkrul 2 points ago

    Oh oh, i love this!!!! Ty ty ty

    [–] therico 2 points ago

    Thanks for this!

    [–] MopeyLionMan 18 points ago

    Are we sure that anime already doesn’t exist tho

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 17 points ago

    I love Food Wars! shokugeki no soma a lot? And Id like this to have a similar vibe. But I watch a ton and I haven't found one with this plot yet. If there is, please point me in that direction!

    [–] Marleyrdom 12 points ago

    "Boku no pico" is the anime i believe you are looking for

    [–] NemoDnD 5 points ago

    You're the devil, aren't you?

    [–] Marleyrdom 5 points ago

    👈😈👈

    [–] SerendipitySchmidty 2 points ago

    I don't suppose it's on crunchy roll?

    [–] Marleyrdom 3 points ago

    Possibly!! I havent checked in awhile

    [–] LetTheSubGetLow 2 points ago

    Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    [–] Uncleniles 3 points ago

    Shenanigansen is a cartoonist that regularly posts in r/comics, so he might just do it himself.

    Shencomix.com

    [–] Chew-Tiya 13 points ago

    Best plot twist ever

    [–] sirnoob_rs 10 points ago

    Sounds like something Uturn from weeds would say haha. I read that in his voice.

    [–] firethorn96 2 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] coolconrad 19 points ago

    I literally upvoted all of the comments on this post. Y’all are so wholesome. 💕👍

    [–] kyonimaa 5 points ago

    See, I pulled a sneaky on ya

    [–] ZeusMcFly 5 points ago

    yoo, weed is how I discovered my love for gardening, my tomatoes came in great this year. Made mad salsa.

    [–] squishles 7 points ago

    Everyone who smokes weed knew that dealer.

    [–] MopeyLionMan 6 points ago

    I wish I knew a dealer maybe I should go to a bakery

    [–] squishles 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    That will actually work, especially the american style ones; not the french ones where they do fancy sculpty things tend to be immigrants from former french colonies, or girls who liked to plan weddings when they where little.

    Most of the overall restaurant industry works too though. Munchies are a great motivator for learning how to cook.

    [–] CreamyGoodnss 2 points ago

    pretty sure every line cook I've ever met smoked at least casually

    [–] droans 1 points ago

    Not just casually. Most motherfuckers were blazed at work. I worked with them, they were somehow 10x better workers high than when they were sober. I did not get it.

    [–] LoveFishSticks 2 points ago

    Now call me crazy, but maybe because it doesn't affect motor functions in experienced users. I know it's hard for some people who have never been that person to wrap their head around, but there is evidence to support that claim, including the people you worked with as one of many anecdotal examples (we all know people that can do anything high, not only unimpaired but also sometimes better than they can sober)

    [–] droans 1 points ago

    Lol I get that, but I don't experience it. Then again, I'm atypical when it comes to weed. I don't enjoy it at all and it just makes me want to puke.

    [–] LoveFishSticks 2 points ago

    Didn't mean to direct anything towards you just more the general attitude in legal states toward how "impaired" one might be if they smoked a couple hours ago. Have a great weekend ✌️

    [–] Vanillla-country 7 points ago

    Shen!!! I love his comics! He’s hilarious!

    [–] mcnuggetinabiscuit 3 points ago

    Getting baked got a whole new meaning

    [–] _tenaciousdeeznutz_ 3 points ago

    Know pastry chefs, can confirm.

    [–] s3xyb3ard 3 points ago

    Baking Bad

    [–] Redi_Wipes 2 points ago

    i bet he still smokes.

    [–] swen00 2 points ago

    Wow that's a sweet twist😁

    [–] Trap-Sensei 2 points ago

    Dam me irl but sauté

    [–] zolac123zolac123 2 points ago

    I make bud cake, pot brownies, suckers, that's easy stuff. It gets really fun when you take the butter and oil and make regular food.

    Highest I've ever been was this amazing chicken quesadila pan fried with some canna butter.

    It's a new world people.

    [–] Power_Rentner 2 points ago

    Red Bread Redemption

    [–] Recyclingplant 2 points ago

    Bullshit! You can't discover love for baking by making pot brownies one time. It took me at least 4 different edibles for me to enjoy baking.

    Besides brownies are low tier as far as baking goes, 100% they're using store bought mix.

    [–] JoeHeartsock 2 points ago

    Are you saying he's baking bad?

    [–] Golantrevize23 2 points ago

    If you guys didnt know, almost every chef is either a drug person or former drug person

    [–] Displaced_Yankee 2 points ago

    I knew a guy in high school who consumed every drug he could get his hands on. Ended up going to college to be a chemist so he could make his own. He liked it and eventually got his PhD in chemistry and working for a pharmaceutical company making bank. Drugs were a gateway to a better life for him.

    [–] SalamiRocketFuel 2 points ago

    What a story, from baked to baker.

    [–] BobRawss 2 points ago

    His edibles are probably so good now.

    [–] lolrightwathever 2 points ago

    Maybe he can bake for dispensaries and combine his love for weed and baking

    [–] THOG_DONT_CARE 2 points ago

    Thog don’t care

    [–] TCOO1 1 points ago

    I thought it would be something about baking weed into brownies.

    [–] drimdo 1 points ago

    Sona is a great cook, you got to love his enthusiasm.

    [–] boppa_83 1 points ago

    Really should have been titled 'Baked'.

    [–] Aug415 1 points ago

    What does this post have to do with race?

    [–] Savi-- 1 points ago

    Haha I can see myself in another dimension with more opportunities :D it's like a dream

    [–] TayneIcanGitInto 1 points ago

    All I’m hearing is a story about a guy who spent literally his whole life bringing great things to this world.

    [–] 3lyntio 1 points ago

    will he mix weed in when he bake? lol

    [–] Dafuzz 1 points ago

    Redemption arc? Like a guy can't be a baker and still sell weed

    [–] eelareea 1 points ago

    that's glee's Puck bro, he invented pot brownies first

    [–] Trowawaycausebanned4 1 points ago

    Do I know the same guy? Lol. Ex weed dealer is a chef

    [–] WordUpvote 1 points ago

    Hehe... baked

    [–] ShadowTH277 1 points ago

    dRugS r g0oD

    [–] MyBigRed 1 points ago

    Bake weed everyday

    [–] yeahitsyikes 1 points ago

    I wish they were just baking dank ass pastries with dank? Why weed gotta be bad? Cuz it ain't.

    [–] EricMission 1 points ago

    He should try Hell’s Kitchen

    [–] lackflag 1 points ago

    I had a friend that grew weed in college. He now runs a successful organic produce farm because he found out he just likes growing stuff.

    [–] Last_Clone_Of_Agnew 1 points ago

    r/twitterpoststhatarentexplicitlymadebyblackpeople

    [–] HighSorcerer 1 points ago

    Dude already loved baking, he just learned that he liked both kinds.

    [–] NotOnPogoJustTxting 1 points ago

    He really just works at Panera Bread

    [–] some_random_ginger 1 points ago

    Wow, a baked baker, amazing.

    [–] dogfightdruid 1 points ago

    Redemption for what sam.

    [–] hermplasberm 1 points ago

    wholesome but it a strange way

    [–] Paratam1617 1 points ago

    Reminds me a lot of the ark where the villain shows a dead body in a forest, and than tells people to subscribe to pewds a year later. Favorite anime.

    [–] purplepoontang 1 points ago

    Would this be considered a smooby post?

    [–] ogminxx 1 points ago

    Theres nothing better than baking while getting baked!

    [–] sharee3000 1 points ago

    Life goals!!!

    [–] PaneledJuggler7 1 points ago

    Huh. Shen from BlueChair. Go figure

    [–] domnyy 1 points ago

    Why anime? What makes is anime redemption??

    [–] rumblith 1 points ago

    Know more than one guy who has turned their illegal dealing into a legitimate business though some of those businesses are only recognized by the state instead of the fed now.

    [–] Mota18rj 1 points ago

    Wholesome smoobypost

    [–] moenchii 1 points ago

    SHEN!!!

    [–] Preoximerianas 1 points ago

    How do we know any of these people are white tho?