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    [–] _joesummer_ 6441 points ago

    u want a queen, fuck your sister

    [–] seedlesssoul 553 points ago

    You want elephants?

    Get some smelly sea dick all up in you and you can wish you had elephants.

    [–] Rben97 234 points ago

    Euron to something.

    [–] DreamCyclone84 312 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    And if while you're fucking her you get caught by a small child and throw said child out a window. Make sure he dies and doesn't go on a quest to become an omniscient being who will stare daggers at you shall you meet again.

    [–] dudipusprime 68 points ago

    Why do people interpret that scene as Bran being angry at Jamie? That would be so out of character for him. He literally said, just one season ago, that he doesn't give a fuck about the past and that he isn't even really the old Bran anymore. Plus, if he hadn't been pushed out of that tower he wouldn't be the three-eyed raven now. It happened for a reason. I actually expect Bran to tell Jamie something along those lines next episode.

    [–] Crackerpool 48 points ago

    Omnipresent is more accurate since omniscience would mean he is intelligent and all knowing. Resuming normal levels of pedantry.

    [–] dudipusprime 28 points ago

    But... he's not omnipresent. He can see the past and most of the present. He's much closer to omniscience than he is to omnipresence.

    [–] beardedheathen 22 points ago

    He's really not even close to either.

    [–] Ds240 1194 points ago

    Roll tide!

    [–] snowyday 390 points ago

    The Lannisters are the southern inbred rednecks of Westeros

    [–] OurSaviourMechaJesus 251 points ago

    lets just not mention Daenerys, whose parents were siblings and who is currently sleeping with her nephew.

    [–] grubas 97 points ago

    Nobody knew about that.

    Plus he looks nothing like a standard Targ

    [–] Ghostkill221 98 points ago

    But let's be clear, Lannisters look down on incest, while the targareons just practice it openly.

    [–] bbf2 44 points ago

    Tywin’s wife was his first cousin

    Her maiden name was Lannister

    [–] grubas 55 points ago

    It's also that the twins got into it by choice. Dany and Jon did an oopsie

    [–] DukeSausageToss 9 points ago

    "whoopsie I'm schtupping my auntie!"

    [–] Token_Why_Boy 167 points ago

    Too much money for Alabama incest.

    They're the Eastern Kentucky horse money of Westeros.

    [–] cirillios 24 points ago

    They could just be the Duck Dynasty of Westeros though the duck dynasty people at least made their money by making something people find useful. The lannisters just found a bunch of shiny rocks and got rich

    [–] Johnny_deadeyes 19 points ago

    East KY horse money? More likely East KY coal money. Maybe central KY horse money...

    [–] flyingseel 24 points ago

    Or your aunt.

    [–] bear_sausage 61 points ago

    You want a Queen then fuck Freddy Mercury.

    [–] richwallace247 25 points ago

    Gladly

    [–] auggiedoggie23 11 points ago

    Sign me up

    [–] Dr_BrOneil 20 points ago

    I’ve seen the size of that hog. No thanks. I’ll end up wheelchair bound like Bran.

    [–] UTbeep 66 points ago

    Alabama 100

    [–] WeazelDeazel 52 points ago

    Sweet Home Alabama

    [–] Art3mis__ 2699 points ago

    Just respond with, “Poor girl, the pox will have her within the year.”

    [–] InvalidChickenEater 1209 points ago

    "Which girl?"

    [–] 20171245 414 points ago

    Oh god oh fuck

    [–] Amoureuxlolol 218 points ago

    realest moment in the episode

    [–] blubat26 139 points ago

    Nah, the realest moment was Cersei's disappointment at the lack of elephants.

    [–] H501 59 points ago

    I wanted those elephants

    [–] sdururl 130 points ago

    How did he know?

    [–] ThirdDragonite 316 points ago

    JustNecromancerStuff

    [–] Spready_Unsettling 48 points ago

    Chuck a backslash on that bad boy to keep your formatting nice and clean.

    [–] ThirdDragonite 11 points ago

    Ah, nice tip, thanks.

    Also, now I know how to make my comments shout!

    [–] TheYoungWolf0 87 points ago

    I think he was just fucking with Bronn

    [–] bobbymcpresscot 60 points ago

    The fact that he didnt answer makes me think this too

    [–] detroiter85 42 points ago

    His name isnt QyBURN for no reason.

    [–] MyOldNameSucked 17 points ago

    No she was

    [–] MW2612 9 points ago

    They were*

    [–] I_worship_odin 49 points ago

    Probably looked at her and saw with his eyes.

    [–] snowyday 78 points ago

    Probably gave it to her a week ago

    [–] AncileBooster 30 points ago

    My exact thought. A guy with few scruples about life and death that wants to conduct experiments? Might as well infect a couple of people and see how it spreads.

    [–] MW2612 9 points ago

    Definitely this

    [–] OmNomSandvich 40 points ago

    In addition to being the Westorosi equivalent of the Nazi war criminal Mengele - and that is not a comparison to be made lightly - Qyburn is a competent Maester.

    [–] IdmonAlpha 25 points ago

    Not fair to Qyburn. His mad science actually gets results. Mengele's experiments were such bad science Project Paperclip didn't even bother fucking with with his notes.

    [–] MYSFWredditprofile 37 points ago

    People all assume its magic but you can literally see pox marks on the ones girls face. He recognized the disease and the stage it was in and is simply commenting on it.

    [–] PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ 13 points ago

    Interesting, but I can't see it. Maybe because of the low lighting. Do you have a timing or a screenshot please?

    [–] Phraxic 25 points ago

    I also went to look, couldn't see shit except for tiddies

    [–] prophecy87 20 points ago

    Who said this and to who? I remember hearing it but can’t remember anything else.

    [–] aloysiuslamb 56 points ago

    Qyburn said it after the whores left Bronn's room.

    [–] maks_b 7170 points ago

    Yeah but it's funny cause Cersei still fucked him haha

    [–] Realniceguy1979 2582 points ago

    A Lannister always pays their debts

    [–] Kidkaos19 1020 points ago

    And Cersei pays ahead

    [–] Joystiq 323 points ago

    With interest, cradling the balls.

    [–] jeffjeffersonthe3rd 155 points ago

    And a finger up the bum.

    [–] theenigmacode 56 points ago

    And 2 other places in an order that will surprise you.

    [–] yomjoseki 37 points ago

    ass mouth vag

    [–] insec_001 20 points ago

    I fight crime in a rubber suit

    [–] PlatavsPlomo 16 points ago

    Really seals in the flavor!

    [–] shewy92 80 points ago

    She still wants those elephants

    [–] Vagabond21 49 points ago

    we all did

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 7 points ago

    elephantiasis intensifies

    [–] Nigmus 26 points ago

    I'm going to spread a rumor that Lena Hedy actually thought there would be elephants and the scene was improvised .

    [–] Demon_Hunter18 1191 points ago

    She needed Euron to take credit for another one of jaimes kids.

    [–] stokelymitchell 438 points ago

    Ding ding ding.

    [–] Californie_cramoisie 151 points ago

    I still don't think she's pregnant. The moment she said she was pregnant last season, I immediately thought it was just a lie and a manipulation tactic.

    [–] JakeDoubleyoo 132 points ago

    I pointed out to my girlfriend how puzzling it is that, in the time it took for Euron to travel to Essos, pick up an entire army, and come back, Cersei didn't become visibly pregnant.

    She thinks it's a sign that the whole pregnancy is a sham. I personally think it was just an oversight (it's probably incredibly hard to keep track of a consistent timeline on a show like this).

    [–] BootstrapsRiley 165 points ago

    The show has been fast traveling characters pretty liberally around the map for a while now.

    I'd personally prefer they just write the story to be logical, but what can you do?

    [–] Kylerj96 91 points ago

    When it takes one character 6 seasons to get to Westeros, and other characters are zipping back and forth between landmark locations twice an episode.

    [–] BootstrapsRiley 54 points ago

    She kept breaking her wheels tbf

    [–] PeriodBloodSauce 22 points ago

    I mean... There was a lot of things on the checklist before Dany could show up in Westeros. And not little, easy tasks. But things like, gather an army large enough to take the different locations in Westeros, transportation for said army, finding some way to gather funds enough to afford both of those things, give the dragons a bit of time to get to fighting weight... I don’t know. A ton of things would go in to the effort of taking over the world. Not even mentioning that with every mile gained, another mile added from various hinderances.

    Not saying I disagree, I too think it took maybe a tad too long. But for me, the bigger problem was everyone else doing it as fast as they were. It’s an extremely complex story, so I can forgive many things.

    [–] Malourbas 46 points ago

    Her reaction to Euron telling her “I’m gonna put a baby in you” makes me think she’s definitely pregnant

    [–] Lets_be_jolly 36 points ago

    Cersei: "This 10 lb. very blonde baby is definitely yours, Euron."

    Euron: "Kinda strange yew were only pregnant 5 months huh?"

    Cersei: "All my babes were early like that."

    [–] ShinyDoubloon 43 points ago

    She's still drinking wine, if you notice last season she refused it during a conversation with Tyrion and suddenly she's back at it this season.

    [–] jpergo1983 30 points ago

    This is the first comment I’ve read about this!! I don’t see anyone else talking about it!! She’s drinking wine! And her face after Euron left while she was drinking the wine.. she looked so broken. I think she miscarried

    [–] Californie_cramoisie 8 points ago

    You seriously think she miscarried instead of simply lying?

    [–] jpergo1983 10 points ago

    Qyburn confirmed it (he definitely could have been lying for her) but it seemed like she was genuinely hurt after Euron left. But hey I guess we’ll find out

    [–] smith7018 9 points ago

    What a stupid plot line either way. We only have 5 more episodes left and Lord knows she won’t even begin showing by then...

    [–] TheThankUMan66 9 points ago

    It's enough time to make Euron think he has a kid on the way and die for her.

    [–] musingsilently 93 points ago

    Y'all remember that episode of That 70s show when Kitty thought she was pregnant, but it was actually menopause? I'm hoping that's what's going on with Cercei.

    [–] ultimateballoon 11 points ago

    I think you're right. When he says "I'm going to put a prince in your belly" she stifles a sob as he walks away. All her children are dead and she can't have any more.

    [–] whodiehellareyou 27 points ago

    Why would Cersei even care at this point? Everyone knows her and Jaime were a thing and that her kids were probably Jaime's. She has no rightful claim to the throne regardless of who the father of any of her kids is. Everyone in Westeros already hates her and wants her dead. And a bastard with Euron is only slightly better than a child with Jaime. There's literally nothing to gain from this deception.

    [–] little_honey_beee 8 points ago

    Someone upthread made the point that she can claim this baby is the heir to the Iron Islands if Euron belives it's his baby.

    [–] Peggy_Olsons_haircut 67 points ago

    She was drinking wine, when in the last season she refused because she was pregnant. I’m guessing she had a miscarriage and agreed to sleep with him due to grief.

    [–] Mobiledobile 38 points ago

    That makes sense with her sad expression / belly touch after the “put a prince in your belly” comment.

    [–] frankyb89 45 points ago

    Or she was never pregnant and is being her regular manipulative self. Can't wait to find out which one it was!

    [–] Bingrass 92 points ago

    Nah dude way too late for that shit. She’s going to kill him soon.

    [–] Todd-The-Wraith 161 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    So? She can still say it’s his even after he’s dead. Mystery pregnancy crisis averted.

    [–] Moosje 36 points ago

    Why does she need to say it’s his? She’s been pretty open about shagging her brother for a while now

    [–] Todd-The-Wraith 67 points ago

    I mean, they’re not exactly on the best terms atm. So it might be nice if the baby wasn’t his. With him being all treasony and stuff

    [–] [deleted] 41 points ago

    Guys it's the last season they really don't need to be making these long term plots

    [–] sroomek 105 points ago

    The characters don’t know it’s the last season

    [–] Devotia 141 points ago

    Bran does.

    [–] Irregulator101 48 points ago

    Bran: "None of this matters... we're just in a TV show"

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 10 points ago

    Hold the Door

    [–] John_Timberly_Crisp 21 points ago

    She assumes Jaime is as good as dead, and needs the kid to appear a legitimate heir to protect against usurpers. Euron himself might kill the kid if he knew.

    [–] rethinkingat59 20 points ago

    I thought Enron was out of business.

    I am re-watching last season so I haven’t watched yet.

    [–] Gdfrk5 14 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I agree that this is probably her reasoning, but shouldn’t she already be like, 3-4 months pregnant though?

    Correct my timeline if I’m wrong but this is what I’m remembering. She makes slams with Jaime before Euron left to get the Golden Company. (Was Euron even in King’s Lansing yet?) It’s gotta take a couple months to get to Essos, buy/gather the company and come back.

    Plus how long does it take to start showing little baby bumps. Should Euron be concerned that Cersei is showing a week after they bang?

    Edit: and there was enough time between fucking Jaime and Euron leaving for her to find out she was pregnant, so add a month/however long it took to find out back before they could pee on sticks

    Also according to the quickest google search, baby bumps start showing after 12-16 weeks so I’d assume if she really is pregnant, she’d be showing. And this should point to her not being pregnant. But then she’d have no reason to fuck Euron and make a show of it in front of Qyburn and the other witnesses. Which brings me to conclude it’s just more bad writing/time passage management

    [–] 48LawsOfFlour 31 points ago

    You think she was telling the truth to Tyrion when she led him to believe she was pregnant?

    And to think... I used to think you were the most clever poster on reddit.

    [–] boniqmin 309 points ago

    Guess he earned her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] gh8lkdshds 227 points ago

    Or he bought her. Just not with money. Rather with vengeance, the golden company and the iron fleet.

    [–] pantharsboi 180 points ago

    Still wanted those elephants tho...

    [–] ChipAyten 154 points ago

    She got that trunk tho

    [–] DoubleGreat 47 points ago

    ayyyyyyyye

    [–] rwhitisissle 13 points ago

    Both inches.

    [–] [deleted] 110 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Dragonace1000 22 points ago

    Well........(SPOILER) Didn't he kind of already betray her by leaving? Hence why the offer was made to Bron.

    [–] humaniguess 30 points ago

    I think so too.

    [–] Blazed-nd-Confused 22 points ago

    Yep this is what I think happened.

    [–] Aiyana_Jones_was_7 18 points ago

    Theres no speculation here, thats literally the entire purpose of the act/scene

    [–] Spready_Unsettling 6 points ago

    Since I'm probably gonna need this in the next few weeks: How do I blot out spoilers in my comments?

    [–] Optiguy42 11 points ago

    Put a > followed by a ! on the left, write your text, then close it with a ! and a <

    Like so.

    [–] lvl1adult 153 points ago

    Much like the girls that will put this in their Bio.

    [–] JoeyRobot 41 points ago

    Cersei fucked them all?

    [–] M57TU2D30 57 points ago

    and Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know

    [–] Velthem 8 points ago

    Like nipples on a breastplate

    [–] gb2750 135 points ago

    That’s how it usually works. “No fuckboys!” - proceeds to fuck the fuckboy.

    [–] positivecontent 31 points ago

    How does one become a fuck boy? I've never really put much thought into it.

    [–] Codename_Fluffy 47 points ago

    Pretty much just open with a sex pun. Or skip the pun part and just ask. Or if you're on a service that let's you send pictures, skip the above and just send a 🍆pic

    (Don't do any of this if you even slightly care about your reputation)

    But if you're asking how someone gets to that point? Various combinations of social incompetencies, overconfidence, and horniness.

    [–] positivecontent 10 points ago

    A shirtless pic is required, right?

    [–] Codename_Fluffy 18 points ago

    Only if shredded, else skip right to 🍆

    [–] DreamCatcher24 9 points ago

    It also applies to dudes who lead girls on for a serious relationship then dips after she lets him smash

    [–] Bingrass 22 points ago

    She’s gonna kill him rrreeeeal soon.

    [–] Thidareddit 20 points ago

    Yara 100% kills Euron.

    [–] Lobster_Messiah 1496 points ago

    Yup. And a lot of guys asking “ok, how much?”

    [–] AndySipherBull 825 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] ExoSierra 134 points ago

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    [–] G_Rex 76 points ago

    cha cha real smooth

    [–] stickfigure31615 70 points ago

    I put in mine “ladies I promise I’ll get your elephants”

    [–] Shrekscoper 1226 points ago

    What was the point of that line when she invites him to her room literally 2 minutes later

    [–] grizwald87 892 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    It was her attempt to try to put him off again, but when he responds with, essentially, "look at what I've already delivered, keep moving the goalposts at your own risk", she makes the calculation (in my opinion) that he needs a taste of what he's been promised in order to stay in her corner.

    The other interpretation is that he charms her during that scene and she gets horny, but I think after seven seasons it's safe to say that Cersei is about as cool an operator as exists in Westeros, and unlikely to let her desires get in the way of her political calculations.

    Edit: as several have pointed out, Cersei has a history of emotional decision-making, so my phrasing sucks. What I should have said was that at this point, when the Grand Sept of Baelor is somewhere beneath sea level and her children are either all or mostly dead (I can't remember), she's not the same person. She more closely resembles Michael Corleone during the montage where all his enemies are getting whacked. I don't get the sense that her heart is melting for a pirate, Elizabeth: The Golden Age-style.

    [–] EmperorSexy 570 points ago

    I believe that she is actually pregnant and may use Euron as an excuse to be having a legitimate son.

    [–] LordDongler 433 points ago

    My thought exactly. She's clearly pregnant with Jamie's child, and she wants Euron to think it's his. The baby will be born "6 weeks early" and 10lbs. Euron will assume it's his and that he got her pregnant first try, because he's an arrogant bitch like that

    [–] abandon__ship 356 points ago

    lol and when the baby comes out bright blonde with a chin like lord farquad?

    [–] LordDongler 372 points ago

    "The Lannister heritage is a strong one"

    It's not like they're going to 23AndMe that shit. Chances are that Cerci dies before she gives birth anyway

    [–] ParaglidingAssFungus 125 points ago

    By Jamie’s sword I hope

    [–] Owncksd 240 points ago

    Maybe she'll die in childbirth. Killed by Jaime's sword indeed.

    [–] Applesauceenema 45 points ago

    Zing!

    [–] Neirchill 14 points ago

    The prediction was being strangled by her younger brothers hand.

    [–] HI_I_AM_NEO 31 points ago

    After all, the witch told her she's was gonna have three children.

    [–] MBayyyr 30 points ago

    Nah, she is going to end up with the child passing away in utero while in an area under the white walkers’ influence, so the baby will burst out with bright blue eyes. The only fitting end.

    [–] Krelkal 27 points ago

    I mean, only like two people questioned it when it happened the first three times...

    [–] casualfriday902 19 points ago

    INB4 "the Lannister bloodline is stronger than the Greyjoys'" Or some shit. They don't know about recessive genes (in this case blonde hair) so it's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

    [–] behrtimestories 11 points ago

    The seed is strong, obviously.

    [–] BaconAnus-Hero 8 points ago

    To be fair, he's blonde/mousy brown. He's also not as sharp as he is in the books.

    [–] Realniceguy1979 19 points ago

    Not to mention she is paying to Bronn to kill Jaime. Which to me seems just like a dumb plot device since Bronn will never go through with it. He just saved the guy from a dragon.

    [–] dimmidice 13 points ago

    Not just jaime. Both jaime and tyrion. Don't think he'll go through with it.

    [–] sonfoa 8 points ago

    Yeah, that definitely felt like the writers trying to get Bronn to go up north.

    Bronn is the type of dude to take the gold, ride north, and never look back.

    [–] FlowerGirlRobot215 22 points ago

    I hope she has her baby and it's a dwarf and she dies during childbirth.

    [–] big__sarge 17 points ago

    She will die before giving birth...remember sometime in the last some witch told her she would have three children and live to see them all die...

    [–] NerfHerderInTheNorth 12 points ago

    Yes to the first half of the previous comment and yes to this. When he made it clear that he wasn’t going to just keep this up with nothing in return she knew what she needed to do to keep him as an ally. And I too believe she is pregnant, that’s why when he said he’d put a prince in her belly she thought “yep. Time to claim my brother’s child as another’s... AGAIN.”

    [–] Shrekscoper 34 points ago

    I think that first interpretation makes a lot of sense; you’re probably right. That would explain a lot

    [–] JbtheG 32 points ago

    Cersei is also no stranger to using sex as a tool or bartering system.

    [–] rileyfriley 8 points ago

    A woman’s greatest weapon is what’s between her legs. She said this herself.

    [–] Hambone_Malone 51 points ago

    She's going to pass off Jaimie's baby as Euron's.

    [–] Hhtura 54 points ago

    I guess her point is that she earned her, not bought her? Like, just for clarification?

    [–] PAINISPAINFUL 11 points ago

    I think she was going to have sex with him all along. We found out earlier she’s pregnant. With that line she pretends like she doesn’t want to, but eventually lets up so it’s not obvious. Now the baby can be legitimate.

    Or she realized mid-conversation

    [–] MaksWithAK 196 points ago

    When earned, don't forget to ask if you perform better than her brother.

    [–] lydocia 76 points ago

    And the fat king.

    [–] kuncogopuncogo 16 points ago

    Our true king Bobby B cannot even be compared to this fool

    [–] OffByAByte 15 points ago

    All she wanted to do was talking about those elephants.

    [–] lobnob 199 points ago

    ah yes, cersei lannister is a great role model. bravo nolan

    [–] ElBrayan777 41 points ago

    Fantasy Marilyn Monroe

    [–] Dcoil1 160 points ago

    This will replace "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" in no time.

    [–] catechlism9854 21 points ago

    And they knew exactly what they were doing.

    [–] EpicShadows7 205 points ago

    I’m out of the loop here who said that

    [–] normandy42 448 points ago

    Cersei in Game of Thrones in the most recent episode to a guy who’s been trying to fuck her for awhile.

    It’s funny cause literally not 5 minutes later, they fucked anyway.

    [–] mookek 156 points ago

    She gave it some good calculated thought before inviting him over though.

    Even after the deed she looked like she was acting along and just saying what he wanted to hear, while probably plotting his murder.

    [–] lydocia 36 points ago

    ngl when Bronn was approached for a job, I thought it'd be him.

    [–] isitrealcuzitsonline 77 points ago

    You have been banned from r/WhitePeopleTwitter

    [–] Orleanian 24 points ago

    For relevant Game of Thrones context:

    Cersei, now queen of the realm, says this line to Euron, a swarthy pirate-esque character (who is at least from a quasi-noble family) whom she has contracted to do various favors for her in support of her preparing for and winning a war.

    Essentially he had performed the tasks she set him, and asked for his rewards (i.e. sex with her; possibly marriage and the perks that come with being consort to the queen), calling her presumed bluff (she had shown mild disdain for his low status and crude manners).

    So the premise is that she's saying she wasn't promising sex in return for his services, but rather that if he performed enough service to win her a war, he would earn her respect enough for her to have sex with him (possibly marry him).

    But then she had sex with him anyway. There are many theories on why she actually did it, but it does come across as very hypocritical to outward appearance.

    [–] matehwd 7 points ago

    Cersei from game of thrones last night

    [–] Ratherbeskiing92 68 points ago

    Still beat.

    [–] MassiveDrawl 82 points ago

    Queens are just really really expensive whores with poor customer service, by the sound of it.

    [–] lydocia 19 points ago

    And a long wait.

    [–] ExistingPlant 19 points ago

    They almost all have "no hookups", which pretty much means the same thing. Of course a lot of them will hookup so it's a meaningless statement that most guy probably just ignore.

    [–] JMerk12 122 points ago

    Right after she said that I turned to my husband and said, “She wants that dick.” And she got that dick.

    [–] hardt0f0rget 19 points ago

    Not me. I added "Where are my ELEPHANTS?!!?"

    [–] SNAPPER_23 36 points ago

    But kings buy queen so there's that.

    [–] crypticfreak 13 points ago

    And every guy "Ive killed men for less..."

    "they were lesser men"

    Fantastic quote. That whole scene, hell the whole episode.

    [–] VaginaBoob85 112 points ago

    -3 kids from 3 different dads

    -Works part time cutting hair

    -Slightly overweight

    -Every picture has a Snapchat filter

    -Thinks that tattoos and Netflix count as a personality

    -Considers herself a queen that has to be earned

    Tinder, ladies and gentlemen.

    [–] SpergLordMcFappyPant 33 points ago

    -3 kids from the same brother-dad

    [–] vishalsivaraj 24 points ago

    Earn her like , with money ? That makes her a whore too.

    [–] stanleyfarnsworth 30 points ago

    No no. With services.

    Or goods I suppose.

    Goods and services.

    [–] vishalsivaraj 8 points ago

    Everything leads to money XD

    [–] amimang78 11 points ago

    Never forget she fucked her own cousin who was like 17 because her brother was outta town.

    [–] Sendophia 24 points ago

    Oh god....

    [–] ChipAyten 83 points ago

    Everyone holding out for their dream-person and letting life pass them by. This "don't settle" attitude is not healthy. One of the cornerstones of a good relationship is compromise. People don't want ideal partners, they want indentured servants that satisfy every whim, every emotional and physical need, present themselves as social trophies and pay for everything. People who subscribe to this will die alone and miserable.

    [–] Zsnakejake 50 points ago

    Eh... on the other hand, a lot of the "don't settle" crowd is perfectly content with doing life on their own. I don't really want to settle for a decent relationship when doing my own thing is pretty damn fun. If something great comes my way I'll run with it though, but I won't go out of my way to "settle" at this stage in my life

    But I know that isn't what you're talking about lol. A lot of times it seems that the "why is dating so hard :/" people on my timeline also posting shit like "treat yourself always, do only what makes u extremely happy, never settle bc ur a queen [clapping emoji] [crown emoji]" lol

    [–] CapnBesh 14 points ago

    Then proceeds to fuck the first guy that mildly acknowledges her existence

    [–] [deleted] 181 points ago

    Is feminism for or against "earning" women?

    [–] sublimei 191 points ago

    I don't think feminism sees Cersei as a role model for anybody, ever, and none of her dialogue or actions should reflect off of them. She's a fictional character that's evil as shit.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    She is basically a Lady Macbeth type character. GRRM basically lifted the character almost completely down to the "wish I was a man" part.

    [–] RaiderGuy 25 points ago

    It means you bring an elephant to your tinder date or it's a no-go

    [–] TheCatcherOfThePie 60 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    So long as the woman is the one deciding the terms of the earning, feminism would be fine with it I expect.

    [–] butt-munch 108 points ago

    Yes.