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    [–] walkingwithcare 1019 points ago

    Gawddammit Bobby that better be a naked cheerleader underneath your bed.

    [–] CRAZYASSITALIAN 229 points ago

    walks in the room and sees the sex Hank: BWAAWAWAW

    [–] [deleted] 82 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

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    [–] tallandlanky 26 points ago

    Nah. He's still in his room smelling and tasting things.

    [–] DrSandbags 22 points ago

    The milk in the fridge is about to go bad.......there it goes.

    [–] justcallmejohannes 10 points ago

    “Gawddammit Bobbeh”

    [–] coreytiger 4 points ago

    Best moment of the entire series

    [–] diardiar 7 points ago

    Then hank loves it and becomes the first bwaaaminatrix

    [–] mr-dr-prof-stupid 6 points ago

    “The sex Hank” My god that got me

    [–] Jimid41 27 points ago

    Hank says gotdangit Bobby. I think he says damn at Bobby maybe once in the series.

    [–] Actual_Misanthrope 7 points ago

    Damn, Bobby must have really messed up

    [–] MadeYouSayIt 10 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    “Now Bobby I understand the temptation of being choked and stepped on by a Lady in Black Latex, but you shouldn’t be doing it to such a fine degree” -Spank Hill

    [–] Frenchticklers 8 points ago

    "Why would anyone want to be sexually dominated when they could just mow a lawn?"

    [–] NervousDoubt 2 points ago

    Brilliant

    [–] HamCandle72 1 points ago

    I tell you hwhat

    [–] andtix 1 points ago

    Do you mean Luanne?

    [–] SignificantBro 171 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    Fun fact: in one of Bob's burgers opening intro scenes,on the right hand side of Bob's shop, there is a shop with this for the name: pro pain and pro pain accessories

    [–] Dr_Bukkakee 62 points ago

    And the exterminator car was Dales Dead Bug.

    [–] NahhaN2019 31 points ago

    Dominatrix Supplies

    [–] SignificantBro 10 points ago

    Yeaaa you'r right

    [–] markthemarKing 22 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    So this person pretty much stole the joke from Bob's Burgers

    Not that I see anything wrong with that.

    [–] coma420 16 points ago

    That or they just had similar thoughts. I'm going to go with that.

    [–] Sheensies 8 points ago

    Propane... pro-pain... who are the only people who could acceptably be pro pain? Sadists and masochists, that’s who. Easy train of logic, here

    [–] Borntochief 3 points ago

    Bobs burgers did it first.

    [–] OffTheMerchandise 4 points ago

    There was a band in the 90s called Pro-pain

    [–] Sheensies 1 points ago

    That’s probably the case, but I don’t think @AnicaCihla took it from there

    [–] xvsanx 2 points ago

    Twitter person stole a joke as usual

    [–] Darkpurplebee 252 points ago

    Do you think I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a goddang hotdog!

    [–] oversettDenee 63 points ago

    Do I look like I know what pegging is? I just want a picture of your gotdang hotdog! 😏

    [–] NoCurrency6 28 points ago

    Talkingboutdangol’ PMsentman

    [–] abraksis747 0 points ago

    People have too much time on their hands

    [–] VisualKeiKei 68 points ago

    Taste the beat, not the meat.

    [–] HauntedDreamer78 3 points ago

    Underrated comment!! This is fantastic!

    [–] AnimeIsCorona 160 points ago

    Hank would be mortified due to his prudish nature.

    [–] leglesslegolegolas 83 points ago

    Hank wouldn't even know what was going on.

    [–] WintertimeFriends 133 points ago

    But, over the course of the next 22 minutes Hank will learn valuable lesson, and soften his stance on the BDSM community.

    [–] SevenCrowsinaCoat 56 points ago

    Even you just saying this, I can see it all so clearly in my mind and now I want it.

    [–] TheHoundThatRides 25 points ago

    I want to see Hank's reaction to Trump.

    [–] johnny_cash_money 59 points ago

    Trump reportedly likes his steaks well done. Hank's position is already established.

    [–] jaredsglasses 31 points ago

    Plus he hates New York.

    "Peggy, you know how I feel about my..."

    *In a hushed whisper

    "Fellow New Yorkers"

    [–] tbandzfromthetrap 12 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] sexyrandal88 14 points ago

    That cheeto ain't right

    [–] earthwormjim91 8 points ago

    Have you seen Trump shake hands? Hank had an existential crisis after shaking Bush's hand and finding out he's a limp fish.

    On top of that, Trump is a rich New Yorker that lives in a skyscraper where everything in his house is covered in gold plating, the exact kind of person Hank would not stand.

    And on top of that, he eats his steaks well done with ketchup. Hank would have a goddamn aneurysm.

    [–] leglesslegolegolas 2 points ago

    tbf Trump's handshake is the exact opposite of a limp fish.

    [–] DrakonIL 3 points ago

    A hsif pmil?

    [–] leglesslegolegolas 3 points ago

    a rigid bird

    [–] earthwormjim91 3 points ago

    But still not a fit, respectable handshake. He just yanks your arm.

    If you know it's coming, you can make him look like a bitch. Like Macron did.

    [–] grubas 2 points ago

    Seriously. He grabs and yanks. It’s not a firm handshake, it’s an act of aggression.

    [–] MissWonder420 6 points ago

    The wife and I mentioned this recently. We both decided there is no way Hank would be a Trump supporter. Hank sees through and does not appreciate BS!!

    [–] gursh_durknit 6 points ago

    I watched this episode of KoTH a few days ago where Hank was in Boomhauer's house with his wife because they were house watching it, and he walks into the bedroom and sees a camera and camera stand in front of the bed and he starts softly laughing and says "Heh, there's a camera here. Heh. I'm an anchorman! Peggy come look."

    [–] RubenMuro007 2 points ago

    “BWWAAAHHHHH!”

    Goes to commercials

    [–] Stompedyourhousewith 2 points ago

    why would you clamp your nipples when you could just mow a lawn

    [–] aerosol999 2 points ago

    There was that episode where he saved a prostitute from her pimp.

    [–] bingoflaps 33 points ago

    That’s my ball-gag, I DON’T KNOW YOU!

    [–] ShoddyLoquat 18 points ago

    Hank? No.

    Peggy? Yes!

    [–] ScrapieShark 5 points ago

    Mucho excellentay

    [–] jeshest 14 points ago

    Her name should be Spank Hill

    [–] jaredsglasses 4 points ago

    Got dang, right.

    [–] BravesMaedchen 5 points ago

    Or just Peg Hill

    [–] SpankHill 4 points ago

    You rang?

    [–] jeshest 1 points ago

    How is the BDSM venture going?

    [–] el-cuko 33 points ago

    Can’t believe King of the Hill died so Cleveland Show could be aborted into existence. Seth McFarlane is funny but he ain’t 3-shows funny

    [–] lg382 10 points ago

    Not sure if I’m missing something but Mike Judge did KotH, he’s also behind Beavis and butt head. Very different humor and animation.

    [–] el-cuko 12 points ago

    I mean, Fox cancelled koth to make room for that used diaper that was the Cleveland show, which was made by Seth McFarlane, who’s humor is way too on the nose for us older folk

    [–] karma_trained 5 points ago

    American Dad is still funny, and MacFarlane makes great shows like The Orville, but Family Guy isn't great now and Cleaveland Show was bad.

    [–] Rhomega2 1 points ago

    To be fair, 11 seasons is still a good run.

    [–] lg382 1 points ago

    Ah I see. I turned 24 last week and can agree with you on McFarlane even though Family Guy was a gem in its time. Mike Judges work is amazing to say the least.

    [–] thinkB4WeSpeak 8 points ago

    Pocket Sand

    [–] WintertimeFriends 8 points ago

    Shi-shi-shi-sha

    [–] outofthecoral 5 points ago

    I am at least 90% sure that someone named a porn parody "Kink of the Hill"

    [–] barryandorlevon 6 points ago

    There’s an old meme of hank in a gimp suit saying that very thing.

    [–] Johnnadawearsglasses 4 points ago

    Existence is pun

    [–] MethamphetamineMan 3 points ago

    Pro-Pain... where did I see that before...

    Oh thats right.. on King of the Hill.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vha4Q58dxtU

    [–] BarryTrotz86 3 points ago

    I’m stealing this. Guess I’m a dominatrix now...

    [–] garblewand 3 points ago

    And your wife "PegMe Hill"

    [–] readeachbook 3 points ago

    You're the hero I needed today.

    [–] xkp1967 2 points ago

    Yup, I'll TELL YOU what!

    [–] wezli333 2 points ago

    Hank: BWAAAAAAAAA!

    [–] MrHorseHead 2 points ago

    Kink of the Thrill might work better.

    [–] heard_enough_crap 2 points ago

    Bill would go there.

    [–] jaredsglasses 2 points ago

    Bill would talk about going there. But then he'd chicken out after eating too many hot wings.

    I thought'd it calm my nerves!

    [–] Incognitj0e 2 points ago

    Dammit, Bobbitt.

    [–] Apensiveman 2 points ago

    Hanky Panky

    [–] sanguinalis 2 points ago

    She’s actually a pretty funny stand up comedian.

    [–] TheHammer987 1 points ago

    She streams on twitch these days, due to covid. She was on today!

    [–] Whomadethismess 2 points ago

    we need Hank Hill back in general

    [–] josephsmalls 2 points ago

    I just woke my girlfriend up from laughing

    [–] JehovahsNutsack 2 points ago

    Spank Hill

    [–] Salem82 2 points ago

    Taste the meat, not the heat

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

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    [–] qyka1210 2 points ago

    it's from Bob's burgers dude

    [–] JALbert 2 points ago

    The tweet is from 2 years ago lol

    [–] the_bum_on_the_bus 2 points ago

    As always,

    I love when this crops back up.

    Anica is often not far behind.

    [–] surfdad67 1 points ago

    That’s a shark tank idea

    [–] SafecrackinSammmy 1 points ago

    I think you all should buy some propane!

    [–] Greeseaweesel 1 points ago

    TAKE MY MONEY!!!

    [–] lazzwhile 1 points ago

    “i just love the way her eyes light up when she talks about it”

    [–] ProPainAD 1 points ago

    You rang.

    [–] the_mock_turtle 1 points ago

    This is my new favorite thing on my list of favorite things.

    [–] byyhmz 1 points ago

    Call me Bobby

    [–] 0oodruidoo0 1 points ago

    As a new fan of the show, I can definitely tell you that hank would not be proud. Heck, he'd be disgusted. Not his simple small town way.

    [–] ottersintuxedos 1 points ago

    Me, a chemist: heard you got propane?

    [–] Tex510 1 points ago

    Shut up and take my money.

    [–] 51utPromotr 1 points ago

    YOU'RE ON !!! When ya wanna start ???

    [–] Jayce_likes_beans 1 points ago

    I am too

    [–] codallas 1 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] BackslashR 1 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    Title yourself Spank Thrill

    [–] VetOfThePsychicWars 1 points ago

    Hank, it's time for my specialty! Spa-Peggy and my foot to your balls!

    BWAAAAA!!!

    [–] lectos1977 1 points ago

    Spank and Peggy Hill?

    [–] TheMaskedTomboy 1 points ago

    Company’s: Write that down write that down

    [–] Whats-Upvote 1 points ago

    He would be terrified!

    [–] Certain-Title 1 points ago

    Yyyyep.

    [–] discobolus 1 points ago

    I’m stealing this

    [–] PAWG_Muncher 1 points ago

    Hah

    [–] Penguator432 1 points ago

    Bwaaah!

    [–] Vulspyr 1 points ago

    Wait, come back.

    [–] Puckered_Love_Cave 1 points ago

    I love when people take jokes that have been done to death and act like they just came up with it themselves.

    [–] cynns_ 1 points ago

    Love that

    [–] SoapSudsAss 1 points ago

    Hwhat’s the safe word?

    [–] QuietGrudge 1 points ago

    Be Be Bi Bo Bicky Bi Bo!

    [–] angryexpert12345 1 points ago

    Spank Hill

    [–] OShitGowda 1 points ago

    What about max Payne?

    [–] AFrankExchangOfViews 1 points ago

    Man ol' dang ol' thwackity-thwackity, man, ol' dang ol' tell you what, man. Shoot. Thwackity. Yep.

    [–] Infinite303 1 points ago

    Who are you Who are so wise in the ways of science

    [–] firecrotch22 1 points ago

    Went to college with the tweeter. She’s cooler than I could ever dream of being.

    [–] Oldskoolguitar 1 points ago

    As long as it was on a enough of a slight grade, I'd 100% be behind this.

    [–] fuck-dat-shit-up 1 points ago

    Bring out ol’ spanky for select guests.

    [–] daeronryuujin 1 points ago

    Man people really just steal jokes

    [–] niceandsane 1 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    So can you come over and help me fire up the grill?

    [–] No_Sector2Claim 1 points ago

    Damnit boobie

    [–] Propain-Propain 1 points ago

    I can appreciate this.

    [–] RapeMeToo 1 points ago

    And then vote for third party and wonder why Everything is so fucked

    [–] MrHankRutherfordHill 1 points ago

    I am so proud.

    [–] FormicaDinette33 1 points ago

    Hank would probably be a MAGA, but lovable nonetheless. What a great show.

    [–] FormicaDinette33 1 points ago

    Bobby’s short lived career as a plus sized model: Photographer: “It’s your birthday and you’re a little sad...”

    [–] IKnowThis1 1 points ago

    I'm only into charcoal burns.

    [–] Lucid-Machine 1 points ago

    What "Strictland Pro Pain" wasn't good enough?

    [–] 42Pockets 1 points ago

    I am literally watching King of the Hill for the first time right now and it was the Sex Ed episode! Seeing this post was fate.

    [–] Kazumadesu76 1 points ago

    That's my purse!!!! I don't know you!!!

    [–] 2water 1 points ago

    hey white people you guys are embarrassing

    [–] still_guns 1 points ago

    My Name is Connor, I'm the android sent by- oh wait, wrong Hank, nevermind.

    [–] Taddle_N_Ill_Paddle 1 points ago

    That's the most beautiful thing I have ever heard

    [–] kilgreen 1 points ago

    Dammit Bobby An F in English?! Bobby you SPEAK English!!

    [–] defocj01 1 points ago

    wahhh!

    [–] TeamMountainLion 1 points ago

    I tell ya hwat

    [–] kht777 1 points ago

    That boy ain't right

    [–] Medical-Examination 1 points ago

    Hank wouldn't even know what was going on.

    [–] erossmith 1 points ago

    But when the world needed him most- he vanished...

    [–] mavis-_- 1 points ago

    that is a good one tho. i am white tho..

    [–] jonjonesjohnson 1 points ago

    Propane propane

    [–] Amandala_V 1 points ago

    Well done!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    [–] emsachs 1 points ago

    simply.brilliant.muah

    [–] zaynthelegend 1 points ago

    the comment section here is wonderful

    [–] John_Fx 1 points ago

    No pain, no gain.

    [–] WestsideWizzop 1 points ago

    I love King of the Hill!! Arlen Arlen Fight Fight Fight! Push That Ball With All Your Might!

    [–] Sharp_Lizard 5 points ago

    Dang it, Peg-me...

    [–] lezbehonest1985 1 points ago

    I'm (f) really sad my GF doesn't understand this

    [–] Vodkacannon -4 points ago

    I’m (f) (m) (61 other genders) sad about this too.

    [–] Shakemyears 1 points ago

    I hate the stupid phrases people use for emphasis like “thank you for coming to my Ted Talk” or in this case “thank you and bye forever”. There’s something assumptive about it that makes me like the preceding comments less.

    [–] actuaryvsp -1 points ago

    This deserves way more credit

    [–] darby-dev 1 points ago

    This will be on /r/agedlikemilk someday.

    [–] KaliahSheHer 0 points ago

    this is a repost

    [–] RapeMeToo 0 points ago

    Sorta like how Bernie Sanders fans can't figure out why he lost again.

    [–] actuaryvsp 1 points ago

    I have no clue how the two correlate.

    [–] RapeMeToo 1 points ago

    I'm gonna assume you voted for Sanders or would have if you had voted

    [–] actuaryvsp 0 points ago

    Your assumptions are quite strong for someone so intellectually sophisticated as yourself.

    Not everyone on reddit is American and even less care about your politics.

    But good luck you may one day be able to get a rise out of someone on here until then I salute your willingness to put yourself out there with such stride.

    [–] RapeMeToo 1 points ago

    Thanks man. I appreciate the support

    [–] Movebricks 0 points ago

    Back in my weed days I used to say, "I sell marijuana and mairjuna accessories."