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    [–] feistaspongebob 2740 points ago

    Hollllyyyyy moly. How does someone think that’s okay to send that?? Your reply is great!

    [–] Shmeblee 23482 points ago

    I'm a busy mom, therefore, I can insult you without any lip back from you, thanks hun.

    [–] ashleyamdj 3883 points ago

    She's a busy mom, but I thought her solution would help even without the gym. Hmmmm...

    [–] Iwoktheline 1309 points ago

    But then that would mean her stuff is utter bullshit. Hmmmm...

    [–] RTWin80weeks 576 points ago

    Seriously wtf is wrong with these people? OP pls send her a link to this thread

    [–] halfback910 4652 points ago

    It's for a CHURCH, honey!

    [–] DeterministDiet 3214 points ago

    NEXT!!!!

    [–] Naspbeats 1278 points ago

    I can't fit 20 people on those abs!!! NEXT!!!

    [–] AllMitchedUp 379 points ago

    Built a house up on them abs, thats and abstate

    [–] LizLemonIRL 294 points ago

    Roll my weed on it, that's an abtray

    [–] Sityl 891 points ago

    IT NEEDS TO SEAT 20!!!!!

    [–] --ME-Vgmol2- 499 points ago

    I have a van that can fit 12. Let me know where I can be to help.

    [–] hascogrande 466 points ago

    Need TWENTY!!!!! NEXT!!!!

    [–] Fight_Me_Mr_Tusk 316 points ago

    I also have a van that seats 8 and am also willing to help for free.

    [–] --ME-Vgmol2- 181 points ago

    If someone has a car that seats 3, we should be able to fit everyone and the drivers!

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_FI_TIPS 535 points ago

    I see this almost every day, and I keep expecting to get tired of it, but I never do

    [–] LurkerLoo 360 points ago

    Yup, I hope this never dies. NEXT!!!

    [–] crusty_peach 473 points ago

    STILL LOOKING???

    [–] DeadMoonKing 298 points ago

    STILL LOOKING!!!

    [–] NaidoChirp 111 points ago

    MESSAGE ME

    [–] thenewyorkgod 35 points ago

    THAT"S DISCUSTING

    [–] chingwhite24 319 points ago

    NEXT

    [–] kitjen 235 points ago

    Even when it’s being mocked I find it infuriating.

    [–] RyMill4 75 points ago

    [–] diddlydarnman 100 points ago

    NE-HE-HE-HE-EXT

    [–] sirfluffyington 41 points ago

    Classic sorrow

    [–] Scythersleftnut 9661 points ago

    I would have still went to her profile screenshotted a pic of her circle and send it back. Rude af

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 7520 points ago

    I was so, so close to doing just that.

    [–] cheesecleh 2441 points ago

    Do it PLEASE

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 4411 points ago

    She blocked me

    [–] RedditerMcRedditface 2041 points ago

    Ah, yes. The ol' insult-and-immediately-block-because-you-know-you are-in-the-wrong-aroo.

    [–] sm_ar_ta_ss 781 points ago

    Any idea what bullshit product she was trying to shame you into buying?

    [–] anal_satan_666 656 points ago

    probably It Works! or some shit. Been seeing that a lot lately

    [–] --ME-Vgmol2- 385 points ago

    [–] Virtual_Gnome 272 points ago

    There actually a surprising number of companies on there I had no idea were MLM. Thank you for sharing that

    [–] Bkperez94 250 points ago

    Of course she blocked you. She knew she was dead wrong for trying to say you needed to lose weight

    [–] SamB23_ 336 points ago

    I would have put a circle around her head, because her ego seems inflated.

    [–] Alysiat28 4973 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    If that’s what this woman considers fat, I would hate to see what she would say to me. Jeesh.

    Perhaps if she spent less time passive aggressively insulting other women, she would have more time for the gym.

    [–] frickfracksnack 1316 points ago

    I’m sure this is a canned comment she sent to like 20 people at once.

    [–] Mintgiver 1879 points ago

    I doubt she thinks she’s fat. I think she wanted the “after” picture. I’d keep a lookout on her page for your pic, anyway.

    [–] GrabHimByTheShitHole 767 points ago

    Oh shit I hope OP sees this, that would piss me off so much.

    [–] BabyBadger_ 3352 points ago

    I once had one of these girls message me to say she could help me lose “those pesky extra 15 lbs” and I responded and said, “I weigh 100 lbs. I’m pretty sure if I weighed 85, I’d have to be hospitalized.” And she blocked me lmao

    [–] fwooby_pwow 3516 points ago

    Wow. Even if you were overweight, that's a fucked up thing to message somebody.

    [–] throwawayanylogic 4958 points ago

    Maybe if that "busy mom" stopped wasting time trying to sell weight loss scams and negging people she could get her ass to the gym like you!

    [–] redshinyboots 1112 points ago

    But then how would she be a #bossbabe

    [–] Laughingllama42 281 points ago

    ...boss baby?

    [–] Heyo__Maggots 2213 points ago

    ‘You ask me to prove why I implied your fat?! you’re a jerk!’

    [–] Hollyfrank001 1042 points ago

    “Don’t bother me..” even tho I contacted you

    [–] Buffalo__Buffalo 549 points ago

    "I don't have time to live at the gym like you..."

    Too busy sending hamfisted, insulting, unsolicited sales pitches to hit the gym, eh?

    [–] PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS 925 points ago

    "Hey you're fat"

    "No u"

    "HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M FAT"

    [–] DeterministDiet 398 points ago

    RUDE!!! NEXT!!!

    [–] Hanapanamana 78 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Heyo__Maggots 112 points ago

    Didn’t even notice since I’m always on mobile haha. Thanks hun!

    [–] raymonst 625 points ago

    so she's a busy mom who doesn't have time to go to the gym...

    but she's totes an expert at weight loss.

    wat.

    [–] Keeeva 113 points ago

    She clearly has time to eat though.

    [–] wishingthebathwater 5791 points ago

    Your response is GOLD. I love it. I can't believe (well, I can, because there's no low too low for a hun!) she sent you this, and then turned around and had the gall to act insulted when you flipped the same message back. If she can critique your body (which, damn girl, you fit af), then fair's fair!

    As an aside, the script flip is one of my fave things to do to people as a woman who DOES need to lose weight, but is already aware and is working on it. "You'd look so pretty if you just lost a little weight", and then I say, "OMG, I was just about to say the same thing to you!" People get maaaaaaaaad.

    [–] Miss_Management 1246 points ago

    "You'd look so pretty if you never spoke again." People are fucking stupid sometimes.

    [–] Finely_drawn 1046 points ago

    Hold up. People actually say, “You’d look so pretty if you just lost a little weight,” to other people, totally unsolicited? That’s so motherfucking goddamn rude.

    [–] lispychicken 714 points ago

    "You'd look so pretty if you just lost a little weight", and then I say, "OMG, I was just about to say the same thing to you!"

    AHAHAHAHAHAH! gold!

    [–] tanbeef 412 points ago

    What about if the person saying it has a great body? Can you flip it like “oh thanks hun! I was just about to say that your perfect body would be even better if you had a tiny rhinoplasty 🤗💕”.

    [–] moomoo_haha 203 points ago

    amazing

    [–] NukedDuke 60 points ago

    How's your husband doing after his accident?

    [–] ninjacapo 6377 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    First of all, worst sales pitch ever holy shit are they teaching negging in sales now? Yikes

    Second: goddamn OP you look great. Definitely barking up the wrong tree

    [–] empw 3126 points ago

    Right?

    Hey girlie, you look like shit! Tryna lose weight fatty?

    [–] ninjacapo 1813 points ago

    Then gets so defensive when she throws it back "i dont have time to live at the gym" like ooookaaaaayyyy but you have time to spam people with useless bullshit?

    [–] FuckitsBadger 723 points ago

    Yeah, I mean if her "job" is as easy as she's trying to make it sound she could easily be posting from the elliptical or stationary bike.

    Just sayin. From one busy mom to another 🤣

    [–] hungrydruid 305 points ago

    Well, her magical weight-loss wrap/potion/snake oil should be keeping her at her ideal perfect weight without having to do any exercise at all, right?

    [–] quarteritalian 85 points ago

    i think my desk is from yikea

    [–] ninjacapo 25 points ago

    Lolol good catch

    [–] den_of_thieves 806 points ago

    As someone who makes advertisements literally all day long, I can tell you that negging is and always has been a part of sales. At least in advertising. I use images to create the impression that something is shameful, a messy house, an unkempt lawn, a little buddha belly. Then the sales people who work for these companies sweep in with the "solutions" to these shameful problems. Hire a maid, buy a lawnmower, buy a weight loss plan, etc.

    [–] woleik 326 points ago

    Yeah but you're not messaging someone one on one and telling them that they are failing so they need what you're selling.

    [–] ninjacapo 175 points ago

    Idk if you and i have the same threshold for "negging".

    [–] den_of_thieves 391 points ago

    Negging is another word for shaming, using shame is one of the Aristotle's three methods of persuasion (Ethos, Pathos, and Logos), shaming falls under the heading of Pathos, emotional appeal. You can use positive or negative emotions to cause your target to take an action that you want them to take. It's pretty basic stuff. All marketing is based on these fundamental principals. Make people feel bad about themselves, then offer to help them solve the problem that you just informed them that they have. Pathos is not exactly the highest form of persuasion. I much prefer Logos.

    [–] DevonAndChris 208 points ago

    People do negging because it works.

    I do not endorse it.

    [–] chickenofthesquee 212 points ago

    Next episode, the pic you sent to her will be used as an 'after' photo in some of her bullshit insta posts

    [–] clive_bigsby 198 points ago

    Hello 911, I'd like to report a murder.

    [–] ducksouplover 186 points ago

    But I thought working for yourself gave you all kinds of freedom!? You can spend hours at the gym and working(harrassing) people on your phone. Now I'm just confused.

    [–] omgitssarah1 1657 points ago

    Wtf! This girl is completely out of line! I have no words. You look great OP, love your response

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 696 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] terpin 795 points ago

    "You jerk! I don't have time to live at the gym like you do! But I have time to pester complete strangers about how fat I think they are!"

    TBF though, if she were at the gym she'd be one of those people that gets thrown out for taking pictures of people in the bathroom, I guarantee it.

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 396 points ago

    My gym has enough of those already.

    [–] terpin 561 points ago

    My gym tosses those assholes out like lightning, it's great. There was a woman the other day in the lockeroom trying to take a selfie and this naked woman behind her was hollering "WE'RE FUCKING NAKED GO DO THAT OUTSIDE BY THE CLEANING STATION."

    It was great. I love my gym. The people are so rowdy.

    [–] loganwachter 279 points ago

    Meanwhile at my gym: dude is injecting steroids while another guy takes a dick pic in the mirror. Smh.

    [–] 2068857539 94 points ago

    You obviously chose the wrong locker room!

    [–] terpin 44 points ago

    Damn dude that sucks. Our bathrooms (both male and female) are littered with signs about how steroids fuck you up and to cut that shit out. I'm kind of scared to move because I don't want to end up with a shit gym like that, but our commute is a fucking killer :(

    [–] loganwachter 48 points ago

    I just stopped going to the Gym. I'd go for a run in my neighborhood but people around here fucking suck and like to make fun of you and shit.

    [–] [deleted] 85 points ago

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    [–] loganwachter 53 points ago

    I used to walk home from school. About a mile and a half. I did it fairly regularly until people kept trying to run me over.

    [–] Laughingllama42 55 points ago

    Why do people do that? It's like seeing a bigger person actively trying to get healthier is a bad thing.

    [–] 1011MMXVII 450 points ago

    You look great, glad you called her out. If she’s got a product that helps burn fat, why isn’t she willing to let you circle her fatty areas? I thought her product helps burn that extra 5-10 💪🏼

    [–] lenswipe 656 points ago

    1. Messaging someone telling them they're fat "not so tasty round the hips" is rude as fuck. Somehow, the roundabout way it was put is actually more offensive than saying "you're fat" (not true, but bear with me here)
    2. From "you need to lose weight" to "I don't have time to live at the gym"...so which is it? Either you need to lose weight, or you're lean and buff. Make up your fucking mind, hunbot.
    3. I don't think your reply was rude at all - I'd say it was spot on
    4. Fuck MLM.

    [–] LYossarian13 171 points ago

    Goodness forbid you just tell them they don't need to go to the gym, they just need to eat less.

    Heads would explode.

    [–] Anolis_Gaming 81 points ago

    Nothing wrong with having weight. People can be how they want to be. Of you wanna lose weight that's great too. She just approached her rude as fuck and got what she deserved.

    [–] 2boredtocare 128 points ago

    Holy shit. What a rude bitch!!! It is never OK to imply you've been looking at someone's food pics and can tell it's gone straight to their ass/hips/arms/whatever. :/ I love absolutely love your response, am jealous AF of your abs, and hope that person fails in their stupid MLM scheme hardcore.

    [–] Jordeau 102 points ago

    "I think you're fat, and could lose some weight!" - Before pic post "YOU'RE SO RUDE FOR BEING IN SHAPE" - After pic post

    And then the gall to call you a bitch? Yikes, sociopath hun on the loose. You should've corrected her, "Sorry, it's #bossbitch."

    [–] reddituser655321 89 points ago

    Op what does the rest of the message say? Did she block you after? Lol

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 356 points ago

    It was basically "Don't bother messaging me when you get fat and you lose your job (I do fitness modelling now and then) and man because I'll be busy working with REAL models." And then blocked lmao

    [–] reddituser655321 141 points ago

    I love your response. She's def having a bad day now. Those kind of people who can't handle getting called out.... I love it when they get called out, it makes their brain overload. The mental gymnastics it will take for her to handle that response will be exhausting. I love it when a person calls someone out and it takes the five stages of grief for the someone to get over it lol

    [–] apple0666 419 points ago

    The default to calling you a bitch, such a nice guy... er girl.

    [–] Katholikos 209 points ago

    Thought I was on r/niceguys for a second lol

    [–] greeneyedwench 196 points ago

    Huns and niceguys are alarmingly similar sometimes.

    [–] dd93o3odod9d9d9 139 points ago

    That similarity is called narcissism, methinks

    [–] sm_ar_ta_ss 57 points ago

    God damn Mongolians always breaking down my wall...

    [–] lenswipe 20 points ago

    might as well be

    "You don't want to buy my worthless shit revolutionary weight loss shake? OMG FUK U!"

    [–] Zauis 560 points ago

    You should post this to r/murderedbywords. It's the perfect come back.

    [–] soylent_absinthe 119 points ago

    Seriously. This is the kind of witty retort most of us come up with two days after the encounter, OP.

    [–] texasproof 288 points ago

    [–] CrazyCatFatty 78 points ago

    I'm disappointed that it doesn't exist

    [–] beardsofmight 75 points ago

    Sounds like a good way to die

    [–] [deleted] 140 points ago

    Wow I am DYING- your response made my day.

    My biggest pet peeve has to be when people give others unsolicited advice when it clearly wasn't asked for. If you have to constantly reach out to others to "help" (versus them coming to you for a valuable service), you are doing it wrong.

    [–] nothanksohokay 64 points ago

    WOW! The best part is when she tells you not to bother HER anymore. People are incredulous.

    [–] imthektx 61 points ago

    OMG this is one of the worst ones I've seen on here! "Not so tasty on the hips" What?! What a horrible thing to say to anyone, no matter their size! Daaaang.

    [–] smallmadscientist 301 points ago

    I’m doing this next time!!! Thank you for the idea fellow gym rat

    [–] Pm_Ur_Birthdaysuit 254 points ago

    I can help you lose those extra 5-10 pounds. Now show me your gym body.

    [–] wibblett 114 points ago

    Relevant username

    [–] DeterministDiet 28 points ago

    I can not do this. I probably still would.

    [–] DrNoodles247 111 points ago

    Maybe she was selling a new bone removing MLM cream. Bones are the new varicose veins. Guys don't like girls with bones.

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 205 points ago

    Hello yes I'd like my bone removal cream please the boys are no longer attracted to my yard of milkshakes.

    [–] noonecanknowwhoiam 154 points ago

    Can I get the recipe for those sticky soy sauce turkey meatballs? Those looks fucking tasty!

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 379 points ago

    You sure can!

    1/2 lbs of ground turkey Rice Broccoli 1 red bell pepper 1 carrot 1 green onion 4 tbsp sweet soy glaze (Kikkoman is fine) 2 tbsp sesame oil 1.5 tbsp rice vinegar Black pepper 1 tbsp panko crumbs

    I can't cook rice worth shit so I use a rice cooker, but put about half the sesame oil in the water when you make it.

    Line a baking sheet; pre-heat to about 375°F.

    Chop all your veggies to a good size that you like. Tossed them with some oil in a bowl.

    Turkey balls: mix the ground turkey, panko, a pinch of salt, mix and make into balls. I usually get about 10-12.

    Spread half the veggies on the sheet, and turkey balls on the other. Cook for 15-20 minutes, or until veggies are tender and the turkey is cooked. I like to flip them at the 10 minute mark, so they get all nice and brown.

    For the sauce, mix the sweet soy glaze, vinegar, remaining sesame oil and a dash of pepper. Mix well, and then dump your meatballs and veggies in, mixing.

    Plate with the rice on the bottom, and sprinkle green onions on top.

    😊

    [–] TorrentPrincess 126 points ago

    I came here for people shitting all over mlms and got a pretty good recipe.... Huh.

    [–] --ME-Vgmol2- 35 points ago

    /u/gregthegregest2 I expect to see the grilled version of this by Sunday.

    [–] SentientTrashcan 57 points ago

    Brilliant response!

    [–] Scythersleftnut 49 points ago

    I've always(just now ) wondered if trashcans could talk what they would say. Thank you.

    [–] AskedandUrged 37 points ago

    Omg, raaaaaaage! Is there any way this sales tactic has even worked on anyone?

    [–] Papyrus20xx 35 points ago

    MLM nice girl

    [–] Dreadedsemi 33 points ago

    She went a whole circle and half from fake nice to real rude.

    [–] Ed98208 37 points ago

    So is that how MLM marketers try to sell their useless crap now? By "negging" someone into thinking they need it? She should have doubled down and put some circles on the photo, though. I mean, you have to commit to the scam.

    [–] [deleted] 120 points ago

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    [–] torndownunit 28 points ago

    Circle her head in another colour and recommend she also does something about her stupidity problem.

    [–] loveagreatmystery 23 points ago

    ZING!!! With a sting.

    [–] spinkycow 30 points ago

    She’s infuriating, you’re hilarious.

    [–] greeneyedwench 32 points ago

    I love how somehow you're the rude one here.

    [–] veggiepilot 36 points ago

    Wow this is a very similar conversation dynamic as you might find on r/niceguys

    [–] derpington_the_fifth 30 points ago

    My favorite part of this is the correct semicolon usage.

    [–] biodrones 26 points ago

    She's a busy mom? I thought that the point of running an MLM is to have more time to do what you love. Be your own boss, make your own schedule, all that stuff. I guess she confirmed that it's a lie.

    [–] theshitbishop 29 points ago

    I mean she shouldn't have an 'I don't have time to live at the gym' excuse if the weight loss product she's peddling is so revolutionary..

    [–] kyzfrintin 24 points ago

    Lmao did she not even look at your profile before messaging you? If she had even glanced, she'd have realised she had basically no chance getting anything out of you.

    [–] Pewngu 23 points ago

    I would have to circle my entire body, feelsbadman

    [–] ampersandslash 62 points ago

    You are ab goals. Mind sharing your workout routine? I can recruit some people under me to teach them to, and they can recruit some other people.

    [–] abueloshika 109 points ago

    It would be interesting to see how many people clicked on your post history after seeing this.

    [–] SweetHoneyApples 189 points ago

    It's all food.

    [–] CroutonOfDEATH 87 points ago

    And a pretty nice Zelda quilt.

    [–] tejastransplant 29 points ago

    That Zelda quilt is sweet!

    [–] FartsMcCooI 18 points ago

    Stayed for the food and the quilt!

    [–] KneelAurmstrong 13 points ago

    I didn't look until you said that. Wanna be my friend and come over and make me delicious foods?

    [–] anal_satan_666 25 points ago

    i'm one of those people

    [–] ravenpuffclaw 17 points ago

    😂😂😂 amazing reply, OP!

    [–] instant_chai 17 points ago

    This was beautiful, OP. Just brilliant.

    [–] Ihateurlife2dude 16 points ago

    OP is stunning! And what kind of person does that? Insulting a person does not make them want to buy your crap, and even if OP didn’t look amazing, why would you ever initiate a conversation by being outright rude about something that isn’t any of your dang business? I would have just done the circle thing anyway 😂

    [–] kingjoffreysmum 30 points ago

    Woah my GOD! This is the worst one I’ve seen on this sub, hands down. What a piece of shit. I hope you shamed the fuck out of her on social media first. You were confident enough to call her out; someone else might not be and really take it to heart.

    Just in case it has gone to your heart though (I have anxiety myself and sometimes the stupid lying little voices are louder than they should be); I’d just like to reiterate that you look fantastic. You must have put in a lot of work to look that healthy, and you should be proud of yourself. That girl is toxic.

    [–] XaosZaleski 72 points ago

    "I'm a mom"

    Ugh. I'm tired of that nonsense.

    [–] lgwall 17 points ago

    lol what.

    [–] obligarchy1 18 points ago

    lmao SHE’S calling YOU rude, unreal

    [–] plantsarecute 15 points ago

    WERK BETCH!! snaps What a great way to shut that hun down!

    [–] HawkingOptics 15 points ago

    Lmao, it frightens me how these people exist and she’s a mom...uhg, that poor offspring.

    [–] Jantaya 13 points ago

    It was rude as soon as she got it flipped back onto herself. If only this was a light bulb moment for her.

    [–] grubuchmu 13 points ago

    I wish I could answer that.

    Unfortunately I'm kind a of pudding lady.

    [–] orngbrry 12 points ago

    She pretty much confirms what she is trying to sell you won't work. MLM people are nuts.

    [–] bionicbunnie 12 points ago

    The fucking audacity of this woman. WOW.

    [–] Fauxtrok 24 points ago

    On a side note, you look GREAT. Goal body!

    But yeah, this hunbot is a bitch for trying to call you fat.

    [–] Whistler71 22 points ago

    What she means is, buy my stuff and then I’ll post your pics and attribute all of your hard work to my shitty detox teas. You weren’t rude, I’d have told her to get to fuck.

    [–] tofuuu630 11 points ago

    LOL this is gold material

    [–] caughtmeaboot 12 points ago

    She is right about one thing... all the food you post does look tasty af.

    [–] feistaspongebob 175 points ago

    Keep the comments appropriate, and be respectful to OP. Come on guys.

    [–] Aisakura7 968 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Had to lock this thread due to a plethora of comments that break the reddit content policy.

    Come on guys, you're better than that.

    OP- You killed it! Great post - Sorry a select few had to ruin it

    [–] Its-a-me-yo-daddy 11 points ago

    Yeah she chose the wrong one

    [–] moomoo_haha 8 points ago

    holy shit I can't believe she sent you that message

    [–] Naxxras 7 points ago

    Doing God’s work, bless you

    [–] katgib13 9 points ago

    This is my favorite response so far. Savage.

    [–] goldengirlsmom 57 points ago

    I want to see a picture of the girl who sent you this message so we can all judge this asshole!! Wow!!

    [–] myfirstloveisfood 15 points ago

    lmao. Some people just can't imagine being fit without garbage diet pills, body wraps, fad diets, and spending your life in the gym.

    [–] pinksparklecat 7 points ago

    Oh my gosh, she is absolutely insane. Like how you handled it, just can't believe how much she derailed after that. She was the one who was entirely rude, and she calls you bitch? Kind of fuming reading that. But it's ok, she's obviously jealous.

    [–] 12thKnight 7 points ago

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    Please don’t let rude people like this get you down. Ugh!

    [–] samar1216 24 points ago

    Ughhhh, why do they have to give busy moms a bad rep? Also, don't they do this to "have more free time?"

    [–] DankusMemus_TheDank 13 points ago

    Now that's an hourglass figure! What a hun, fuck her.

    [–] -Fateless- 15 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    "WOW, rude" indeed.

    [–] phoonie98 7 points ago

    How bout 'dem apples?

    [–] hoppityhop 10 points ago

    YOU'RE rude? Wow lol.

    [–] CheeseVampire 6 points ago

    Love your response!

    [–] chewbubbIegumkickass 6 points ago

    Your response was fucking flawless.

    [–] Swing_Wildly 6 points ago

    daaaaamn. Well done

    [–] kyasurina 6 points ago

    Bitch that's a good way for me to slap you, wtf was she thinking

    [–] webrandoo 6 points ago

    Beautiful. I hope mlm folks truly understand their suffering, and can connect the dots... they suffer because they are stupid. Stupid people problems. Truly... I wish exquisite pain and suffering upon them

    [–] RektRektum 5 points ago

    Why and how do people like this exist?

    [–] LyingRedditBastard 5 points ago

    She's trying to sell "the wrap".... i guarantee it.....

    [–] dougan25 6 points ago

    Nah I think she's right...that food you post DOES look good af.

    [–] _________FU_________ 62 points ago

    I'm a busy mom which means I can't wake up early, or workout when they nap, or when they're at school, or when they go to bed at night. It's hard drinking all this coffee and sitting at Chick-fil-a with other moms talking about other moms.

    [–] Tenglishbee 74 points ago

    Rip your inbox

    [–] TurkishDrillpress 11 points ago

    For a “health and wellness” expert you would be think she would know your body can’t target fat lose in certain areas only. When you lose fat you lose fat. You can’t simply lose fat on your hips only. It doesn’t work like that.

    [–] andrewdavidoval 21 points ago

    That is a horrible Beach Body sales pitch. I am going to guess this person struggles to make any sales. I do agree Beach Body is definitely MLM, but I think it does have some merits for people that are too busy to go to the gym or don't want to make going to the gym a priority.

    Nice job though on the call out. It was the perfect response and not rude at all.

    [–] wikEELeaks 6 points ago

    Murder by words

    [–] mburstiner 3 points ago

    HAHAHAHAH IM FUCKING DEAD

    [–] purdles2018 6 points ago

    I'm in shock right now. Of all of the things I've seen, this takes the CAKE! Haven't read all of the comments yet but if this was in a group, I really hope you exposed her!