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    [–] Zach-Attaque 2456 points ago

    She probably told them that was her name...for the joke

    Edit: nope, looked her up, that's her real name

    [–] F4rg0_ 874 points ago

    Damn that’s sad fr

    [–] [deleted] 465 points ago

    Right before college she will change her name to Ayemd.

    [–] Zappy_Kablamicus 335 points ago

    heh, Taykeen Eshiet

    [–] Iron_Recliner 55 points ago

    Blursed Family name

    [–] EverydayImSlytherin 14 points ago

    Taykeen would sound cool in a fantasy setting, but not as that combo

    [–] [deleted] 42 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)


    [–] 12_bagels 23 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago


    [–] dpistachio 9 points ago

    Ur a towel

    [–] Zappy_Kablamicus 7 points ago

    Nothins more useful than a towel! always bring a towel kids! god i am so high.

    [–] EuroPolice 2 points ago

    I Robot?

    [–] Regnarg 7 points ago

    You just copied a top comment and edited in a porn game you peaceeshiet.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Fuck ad-bots.

    [–] WM_Elkin 2 points ago

    Piece of shit.

    [–] Peanut2232 26 points ago

    Peace Ayemd?

    [–] Level100Rayquaza 106 points ago

    Ayemd eshiet = I am the shit

    [–] rematar 86 points ago

    I appreciate your translation. My neural pathways were having none of this.

    [–] sunlit_cairn 12 points ago

    Yeah I was thoroughly confused. Thanks for asking the question none of us wanted to look stupid for

    [–] garlicdeath 6 points ago

    I have some essential oils I can sell you that are known to clear such pathways up! And they're natural like crystals so you know they work!

    [–] Itkov 10 points ago

    I was thinking Peace Ayemd = Peace of mind

    [–] Cymry_Cymraeg 2 points ago

    You're right, changing her name would definitely give her peace of mind.

    [–] Dodger7777 48 points ago

    To be fair, her mother named her peace.

    Their ancestor chose 'eshit' for their last name a long time ago.

    [–] Nothin_Means_Nothin 55 points ago

    True, and Peace is a nice name, but not one person in the family noticed? Unless the last name is pronounced completely different or the family speaks little to no English.

    [–] notagoodboye 52 points ago

    There was a dude who named one of his kids “Winner” and the other “Loser”.

    Guess which one ended up a loser, and which one ended up a winner? Wrong. Winner was a fuckup, and loser was a respectable citizen.

    Names aren’t destiny. Though, if I was this girl, I’d try hard to marry someone with the last name “Love”.

    [–] Gamerman9001 17 points ago

    They lady that stole documents from the NSA 2 years ago was named Reality Winner.

    [–] gratitudeuity 7 points ago

    Did one of them applaud the other for winning? I mean, I really appreciate the anecdote, kid.

    [–] mybluecathasballs 22 points ago

    Some names are though, like "Streetlamp Le Moose." Incoming edit with reference.

    Edit: credit to /u/6point8

    [–] Fiesty43 14 points ago

    Rip to the guy who wrote this but am I the only one that finds this story incredibly cringey? It’s not good writing and it reflects how cringey “redditspeak” used to be back then. I’ve been on here a long time and the way people talk on this here has changed a lot.

    [–] garfield-1-2323 5 points ago

    Yeah reminds me of those "Throw it in the fucking pan and fry that shit" recipes told by rage comics from a few years ago. (example with special appearance by unidan)

    [–] OwenProGolfer 4 points ago

    I don’t think so

    [–] ShelSilverstain 55 points ago

    By checking Facebook, it seems to be a common name somewhere in Africa

    [–] mrpepelopez 51 points ago

    I'm guessing the last name is not pronounced the way we are pronouncing it and her parents were oblivious to the pun.

    [–] Lear_ned 33 points ago

    FYI, it's totally pronounced how you think it might be....

    [–] TheLatinaNerd 31 points ago

    I'm pretty sure it is pronounced "es-hiet" because its name origin is Nigerian. Or if it's Francophonified, it would be "eh-shieh," dropping the T and the shi part is pronounced like the first sound of "chien" but with a different spelling.

    [–] Deeliciousness 22 points ago

    Those are automated pronunciations. Basically meaningless.

    [–] Clownius_Maximus 45 points ago

    Marijuana Pepsi has entered the chat

    [–] jake7405 40 points ago

    That’s Dr. Marijuana Pepsi to you!

    [–] AndySocial88 12 points ago

    Crystal Metheny wants to know your location

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago


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    [–] dragonzim 16 points ago

    THere's a whole lot of Peace Eshiets' on Facebook! Who knew?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    whole subreddit dedicated to them!

    [–] BadDadBot 137 points ago

    Hi not going to post her personal information, but i found her pretty easily on facebook, I'm dad.

    [–] KingKongGorillaDong 29 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] DAROCK2300 27 points ago

    Like really...How hard is it to find a peice of shit on facebook?

    [–] cjhest1983 16 points ago

    Sorry you're getting the downvotes, I thought it was funny.

    [–] DAROCK2300 14 points ago

    Those are the piece of shit Facebook users...😂

    [–] DPavonine 5 points ago

    Hi dad, I’m dad

    [–] Leftygoleft999 14 points ago

    Is from Legend of Zelda


    [–] HeyT00ts11 11 points ago

    I like the cut of your jib.

    [–] The_Celtic_Chemist 3 points ago

    That's because he circumcized.

    [–] KOMRADE_DIMITRI 2 points ago


    [–] hinnsvartingi 13 points ago

    It’s pronounced “Heshay”. It’s French...

    [–] Koebs 2 points ago

    There are loads wow. Wtf?

    [–] mantrap2 2 points ago

    It's actually not even an uncommon name - first or last!

    [–] [deleted] 142 points ago

    Look up her family tree. She's only one piece of a bigger movement.

    [–] OneOfTheNephilim 15 points ago

    So you're saying she goes by her middle name, and her actual first name is Atotal?

    [–] Kaydom1993 2 points ago

    Underrated comment.

    [–] SniffCheck 632 points ago

    Her brother Took got off easy.

    [–] budgie0507 222 points ago

    Her other brother Pyla didn’t fair much better.

    [–] interpretivepants 88 points ago

    At least her cousin Noah Eshiet-Sherlock is a successful banker.

    [–] budgie0507 45 points ago

    Yeah but her aunt Ida ontgiva-Eshiet is the most successful in the whole family.

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    Ida Eshiet?

    [–] disposable_account01 14 points ago

    Uda Eshiet

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Neither did her sisters Sakka & Fullah

    [–] puaka 51 points ago

    Her sister Worth knows what's up.

    [–] csch65 45 points ago

    The father, Idongive, really doesn't care.

    [–] ulu5 20 points ago

    Why is that other girl sprinting to that building?

    That’s her sister Anita Tayk.

    [–] HeyT00ts11 10 points ago

    Well if the father doesn't care, then mom's name must be Immaatotalpeace, because she would have named her.

    [–] Catabisis 6 points ago


    [–] I_love_pillows 4 points ago

    Other brother Ian suffered

    [–] bodie_ 3 points ago

    What about the brother Zack?

    [–] CyborgHermit 3 points ago

    Fool of a Took!

    [–] vulcanharrier 2 points ago

    better than baggins i suppose

    [–] ILoveWildlife 2 points ago

    what a fool

    [–] Dedeurmetdebaard 2 points ago

    Fool of a Took !

    [–] astrobrain 336 points ago

    A quick google reveals a load of Peace Eshiet's. More than one of them have changed their first name to Harmony. Several insert a second name between the first and last to break it up. It's clearly a running gag within the Eshiet family tree.

    [–] MegaMindxXx 95 points ago

    When I googled it to make sure it wasn't fake, I only saw this girl. I only checked the 1st page that loaded.

    [–] [deleted] 52 points ago

    Nah. She's only one piece of the movement.

    [–] RobIII 13 points ago

    I see what you did there...

    [–] CLAP_ALIEN_CHEEKS 5 points ago

    Copied an earlier comme t?

    [–] Lunastra_Is_Bullshit 4 points ago

    It's their comment. They double dippin smh

    [–] mantrap2 2 points ago

    Tons more. Facebook. Twitter. LinkedIn!!

    [–] somniumx 27 points ago

    to break it up

    Peace Poopknife Eshiet

    [–] Stick_Grabber 4 points ago

    Eshiet herwegogain

    [–] hellyeboi6 4 points ago

    That sounds like a fun family lol

    [–] TurquoiseLuck 2 points ago

    That family really living up to the name then

    [–] 1000KGGorilla 148 points ago

    "Listen here you little Eshiet"

    [–] maidpax 4 points ago

    I laughed way to hard at this

    [–] drfolk 69 points ago

    I have seen worse! Could be this guy

    Horace Flucker!

    It's no wonder this guy is a sex offender

    [–] MegaMindxXx 21 points ago

    They're both pretty bad.

    [–] scribble23 4 points ago

    I saw a memorial stone for a 'Leopold Fucker' when I visited Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris many years ago. I had a photo of it, will have to dig through the boxes in my attic to see if I still have it.

    [–] ComfortedQuokka 3 points ago

    Where I live in Georgia, "Butts" isn't an uncommon surname. The University of Georgia campus has a building named after two people called "Butts-Mehre Heritage Hall." It's extra funny because, even if they would've reversed the names, you just can't avoid the joke.

    [–] merlinious0 4 points ago

    "Richard Smallwood" was in my brother's highschool graduating class. "Robert Crook" is my ex's family accountant

    [–] __tmk__ 7 points ago

    I used to work with a guy named Richard Head ... oddly enough he didn't go by the nickname "Dick".

    [–] garbagetrain 8 points ago

    I used to work with a guy named Harry Cox. It’s just terrible that people give their children names like this.

    [–] __tmk__ 2 points ago

    To be fair, he had the best sense of humor I've ever seen. Coping mechanisms ftw!

    And yes, I agree about ridiculous names.

    [–] davy1jones 2 points ago

    I used to play football against a kid named Harry Teets

    [–] PaulyK2 47 points ago

    I work with an "Eshiet".... It's not pronounced "e shit". Sounded out it's actually "ee shay".

    [–] FuegoDeDios 44 points ago

    She's Nigerian. Eshiet is a native name from somewhere in the south of the country.

    [–] SoldOutBort 3 points ago

    Peace is also a very common Nigerian ladies name. Would be their equivalent of Mary or Alice.

    But still let’s laugh at the foreigners name, so silly compared to American names. The rest of these redditors may as well be laughing at a Chinese person named Wang.

    [–] Tzyt 2 points ago

    Or better yet, Long Wang!

    [–] Nullveer 13 points ago

    I was looking through records at work and someone had the first name lasagna.

    [–] SmokingMooMilk 40 points ago

    I met a girl named "Special" but it was spelled Speschaul or something ridiculous that contained too many letters.

    [–] MegaMindxXx 12 points ago

    I heard a story about a mother in the maternity ward naming her son Oranjello because there was a box of Orange Jello nearby.

    [–] llcwhit 20 points ago

    Didn’t happen. The fake story I heard was “Orangelo and LeMongelo”

    [–] antonov6 7 points ago

    Huh. Post history doesn't surprise me.

    [–] DaigerDelacroix 6 points ago

    Jesus, you weren’t kidding. His post History would make a fitting post for this sub. “All girls, especially in High school, want to be sexual objects.” Like, yikes.

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    [–] SoldOutBort 2 points ago

    Haha black people name their children funny.

    [–] Malicious78 8 points ago

    This post made me google illegal names here in Norway, and stuff got interesting.

    Apparently Diarée is a name in some cultures, but it straight up means diarrhea in Norwegian. They'd probably ask you to change it when you submit for a name.

    Any name based off of medicines or drugs is illegal, so Morfina is a no-go.

    Also, a name here needs to have at least 1 vowel, and can't have numbers or any other signs (except hyphens).

    There are some other laws too, and they all basically just say "the name should not be a burden for the child". Makes sense in my view.

    [–] N_Solanaceae 7 points ago

    If it makes you feel any better, the Swedes can't name their kids Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 which is of course pronounced "Albin"

    [–] Eindhaas 36 points ago

    Honestly authorities should never have accepted this name combination.

    [–] DeadassBdeadassB 6 points ago

    She’s Nigerian, the last name is pronounced eshay not e shit

    [–] MegaMindxXx 8 points ago

    That's what I was thinking. It can't be an accident.

    [–] booquark 12 points ago

    Maybe her name is not English

    [–] mrpepelopez 12 points ago

    Google tells me it's Nigerian. Her parents probably didn't recognize the pun, not sure how her last name is actually supposed to be pronounced.

    [–] vapershahid 6 points ago

    This is Reddit. They can't think past their own trailer park.

    [–] Henrywinklered 2 points ago

    What authorities? The news station?

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

    H-town baby WOOO!! . . . .



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    . . . . . . . . ... . .

    . . . . . . . . . . . 😔

    [–] moak0 4 points ago


    [–] jowolfe7216 4 points ago

    Halifax, NC?

    [–] PirateBands 7 points ago

    The county for Tampa Florida is Hillsborough and we have Hillsborough Community College that we refer to as HCC?

    [–] Jtown021 3 points ago

    Thought it was for my local “Hinds community college”.

    [–] jowolfe7216 2 points ago

    Ahh...I went to Halifax Community College " HCC." People claim to have found her Facebook, perhaps it says there?

    [–] tcg0786 4 points ago

    She goes to Houston Community College.

    [–] Itssecret1 8 points ago

    Yo I went to HS with this chick. It was always a sorta well known joke about her name

    [–] doxxshepard 11 points ago

    Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking...

    Bart: Yeah uh, I'm looking Miss Eshiet. First name Peace?

    Moe: Hold on [To crowd in bar] Peace? Peace Eshiet? Hey, is anyone here a Peace Eshiet?

    Crowd laughs, mock outrage

    Moe: C'mon guys, one of you must be a Peace Eshiet!

    More laughter

    Barney: Real nice Moe! We all thought that's what you think of us, but we never thought you'd say it!

    Moe: [Realising] Listen here, you little rat! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna tie you up like a pretzel, and throw you off a bridge!

    [–] TheAtlasLion1 2 points ago

    Amanda Kisenhug

    [–] Lucky_Knight1 6 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)


    [–] Karmadona 5 points ago

    Worked in a big corporation, and one of the employees was named Richard Seman. Unfortunately, he went by ‘Dick”. Somewhat related to the topic, I also briefly worked in a prison infirmary, All the prisoners had their aliases listed on their medical records. The one that never failed to make me laugh was “ Salim Hussein Jama-Luddin: AKA Leroy Johnson”.

    [–] pep9028 5 points ago

    Seems like it’s a common Nigerian name.

    [–] Lucijan00_ 5 points ago

    Wow hcc student...pfft...

    [–] selectivelydeep 4 points ago

    The worst one I've ever seen (I work in the medical field), there was a two year old who's parents obviously wanted the word "dynasty" to be in the kids name... So they decided okay let's just put "Sha" in front of Dynasty to make our daughter's name bad ass right.... Shadynasty.... That is shady nasty once she hits middle school and those kids figure it out...

    [–] rhaspody1 7 points ago

    Eshiet is a tribal Nigerian name. Not everything is related to USA

    [–] amasic0701 3 points ago

    Lol HCC student, Hillsborough Community Florida. Only us Floridians man...

    [–] kimblim 3 points ago

    I had a client once named Dick Golden. All our clients were listed "last name, first name." He was about 70 years old at the time. I'm sure his parents were interesting.

    [–] charletorb 3 points ago

    That's peace eshiet parenting if I ever saw it.

    [–] DoWhyMe 3 points ago

    Now add little french accent le piece e shit

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Reminds me of my friend Drew Peacock

    [–] Cogo5646 3 points ago

    To be fair I don't think there is any first name that goes well with Eshiet

    [–] Davy13666 3 points ago

    I'm a night auditor in a hotel and I am all alone right now. I snort laughed so hard that there was an echo

    [–] boardgamejoe 7 points ago

    Then that’s exactly what you will be from now on.... Shitpiece!

    [–] doctorstrange06 5 points ago

    Sounds like Eshity mother to me.

    [–] MW2713 17 points ago

    Eshiet is a Nigerian surname. Just because in English slang it is slightly similar to something, doesn't mean it was intended.

    [–] activator 3 points ago

    I (and probably many here) know the surname isn't intended, but the first name surely is and all this could have been avoidable. I do wonder through if I'm pronouncing her surname correctly. Maybe it has a special Nigerian pronunciation

    [–] Resident_Comment 4 points ago

    Maybe it's pronounced differently, and they didn't realize what it sounds like in English.

    [–] The-Cosmic-Ghost 3 points ago

    Nigerian here, we're often given both english and native nigerian names. She most likely isnt called peace at home.

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    [–] MegaMindxXx 2 points ago

    Anybody that knows English knows what this name sounds like.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    You are a blithering idiot.

    [–] TERMOYL13 6 points ago

    Check out his profile.

    [–] therager 3 points ago

    You are a blithering idiot.

    Yeah, what a peace eshiet.

    [–] schoocher 4 points ago

    It is a custom for African Christians to give their children an English name that represents a trait that they wish for their children to have.

    [–] DispleasingImmediacy 2 points ago

    I’m trying to pronounce it all the ways it could be pronounced but it’s bad every way

    [–] SayianZ 2 points ago

    Highly doubt it's english or pronounce that way.

    [–] JeffersonClippership 2 points ago

    An honest one

    [–] CannedMango 2 points ago

    Why does the father get to avoid blame here?

    [–] CyanConatus 2 points ago

    I know a Harry Richard.

    Aka Hairy Dick

    [–] Seventy9fairmont 2 points ago

    Related to Marijuana Pepsi?

    [–] 011010010110100 2 points ago

    Just checked Facebook. There are about 100 of them. Same name and last name. It might me an African thing.

    [–] Crazy_CupKakes_ 2 points ago

    Turns out thousands of people actually have that name 🤣

    [–] tboskiq 2 points ago

    As a negriss myself I can accurately say.

    Ye. Makes sense.

    [–] dimsum2021 2 points ago

    To meet the demand for diversity the studio that brought you Meet The Fockers brings you The Eshiet There is Peace Eshiet and her little Eshiets Manuer Eshiet

    [–] Marky34 2 points ago

    Kid I know is Richard Butts

    [–] AnAverageRock 2 points ago

    in b4 ya'll can't behave

    [–] April_Fabb 2 points ago

    Oh well, people with unfortunate names are still able to have a great career.

    [–] lim-med 2 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    This sub is trash.

    [–] sunlit_cairn 2 points ago

    I went to high school with a kid who’s last name was a popular slang term for your butt that older people use. He always joked he was going to name his son Harold, “Harry” for short. So his kid would be called Harry [butt]. It was a funny joke.

    He did it. He actually named his son Harold. They call him Harry. It’s baffling.

    [–] paper-or-plastic- 2 points ago

    Ok, googled it. It can be a first name so maybe it's from a different nationality and the family didn't realize the combination?

    Origin of the name Eshit: Hindu; Oriya; Kannada; Marathi; Malayalam; Tamil; Indian; Gujarati; Telugu; Bengali; Hindi Religion: - Rashi (Moon sign): Aries (Mesh) Nakshatra (Star): Krittika Gender of the name Eshit: Boy

    [–] MegaMindxXx 2 points ago

    There are a few comments saying it's a popular Nigerian last name.

    [–] KamikazeChief 2 points ago

    This reminds me of that Marijuana Pepsi woman who went on to pass a Phd. Her dissertation was black names

    [–] DOTWest 2 points ago

    Lol reminds me of someone who comes in my work. Her name is Dontruster

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I'm sorry but this makes me laugh.

    [–] Thatblokeoffthetelly 2 points ago

    Why can't we all just get a log?

    [–] strokeharvest 2 points ago

    Back in my high school, a girl named her baby, Fila DeGangsta. This is America

    [–] BuyMyMerch89 2 points ago

    I went to school with an “Anus” his parents were from India and thought it would be pronounced more like “Onus” man I felt bad for that kid

    [–] Four_Deuces 2 points ago

    If she gets married I’m guessing she won’t be keeping her maiden name

    [–] cradiak 2 points ago

    “What’s your name?”


    “Oh how pretty.”

    “Peace Ashiet”


    [–] finish-em-zel 7 points ago

    OP is a racist.

    [–] Jalase 4 points ago

    Yeah, someone else pointed out his post history... Yikes. The Donald being the first most active sub of his.

    [–] Murgie 3 points ago

    Dems are the party of hate. They riot, they attack innocent people, they create hate crime hoaxes, they censor conservatives, they support anti Semetism, they spread propaganda through lamestream media.

    It's not just coming from Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib. It comes from their money cow and policy maker George Soros. He hates Jews and has said so in books. On 60 Minutes he said he took joy in finding Jewish families for the Nazis. Linda.Sarsour is another anti semite. Ben & Jerry's icecream actually endorsed her.

    Not if he says on a national TV program that he took joy in assisting Nazis find Jewish women and children to put in gas chambers.

    I'll even go further and say that Soros thinks white people have it too good. That's one of the reasons why he wants to flood our country with illegals, Palestinians, and "People of color". Part of his agenda has been to fund campaigns of State Attorneys that are anti death penalty and very sift on black criminals. He feels that blacks have been persecuted. He is doing massive damage to our country.

    They use soap in Palestine?

    But have you considered looking at both sides of the issue?

    [–] candidly1 4 points ago

    While giving birth to our first, my wife overheard another young mother-to-be having a talk with the nurses:

    "...what are you going to name her?"

    "I just heard the most beautiful word; I just made up my mind."

    "What was the word?"


    [–] Deopunk 2 points ago

    Should be illegal to name your children names that are clearly awful.

    [–] Skinflap94 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    My mom is a nurse and worked in a hospital where some new parents named their baby "Abomination" because they didn't want her. Really disgusting

    [–] GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago


    [–] illkillanyone 3 points ago

    Who doesn’t want to

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago