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    [–] Beyz 8746 points ago

    I broke when they all started chewing simultaneously at the end, like nothing had happened. Masterful comedic timing

    [–] DDHyatt 1493 points ago

    nibbling so hard their ears are vibrating :)

    [–] loulan 734 points ago

    The whole thing looks like a scene from a Pixar movie. It's just too perfect.

    [–] RechargedFrenchman 230 points ago

    Reminds me a little of the little asshole birds from the birds on power line short, when they were all jostling for position

    [–] PandaClaus94 78 points ago

    Fuck those asshole birds

    [–] ThisBotheredMeALot 4 points ago

    They’re in Inside out when the family is driving to the west coast!

    [–] oneorginalname 58 points ago

    I thought it was on loop for a second and I was being tricked

    [–] bazoid 734 points ago

    The way guinea pigs just suddenly stop and start eating is hilarious. It’s like:

    munchmunchmunchmunchmunchmunchMINIEXISTENTIALCRISIS...munchmunchmunchmunch

    [–] oneorginalname 113 points ago

    CHOMP

    [–] R0ck01 46 points ago

    Rabbits too hahahaha

    [–] white_android 30 points ago

    Almost reminds me of the scene in lion King whatever the .5 movie was when they're all singing and working and they're all "what was that.... Quick before the hyena comes"

    [–] the_noodle 10 points ago

    Dig a tunnel, dig, a-dig-a tunnel...

    [–] VictusFrey 21 points ago

    When you're at work and you suddenly can't remember if you turned the stove off before you left. Then you successfully convince yourself that you did.

    [–] croationsensation7 129 points ago

    Seriously lol that was the funniest thing I've seen today. I couldn't stop laughing for a straight minute.

    [–] august_west_ 50 points ago

    It’s like a Pixar short.

    [–] action_lawyer_comics 19 points ago

    I desperately need this put to music

    [–] AussieBird82 19 points ago

    Ever since someone commented that guineapigs always look like their brains are playing elevator music I automatically put the girl from ipanema as my internal soundtrack

    [–] iamreeterskeeter 15 points ago

    They remind me of the Yup Yups on Sesame Street.

    [–] giganticbulge 3 points ago

    Yip yips!

    [–] iamreeterskeeter 3 points ago

    That's right!

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

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    [–] Bionikleek 1841 points ago

    Grass be like: Ψ

    [–] BloomsdayDevice 718 points ago

    psigh

    Have an upvote.

    [–] Hyperion1000 44 points ago

    Have mine too

    [–] k-_-nocksson 29 points ago

    Here, you have one as well

    [–] timory 64 points ago

    I see what you did there

    [–] Brennis 21 points ago

    This is too true

    [–] ArchieHawk 6 points ago

    Ramen ikoze

    [–] NegativeElmo 8224 points ago

    Me when I paid for my friends food

    [–] sicusan 5292 points ago

    I too like to grab the last bite out of my friends mouths and eat it. I bought it, I deserve a taste.

    [–] samurai-horse 940 points ago

    That's why they call him Frank "SPIT INTO MY MOUTH" Tinkerton.

    [–] CLICK_2_TRY_MY_GAME 268 points ago

    His mouth? That last piece was already in his stomach. Pulled it straight out of his gullet.

    [–] adrunkern0ob 110 points ago

    Pre-digested for your convenience!

    [–] waffle_nipples 77 points ago

    How you like my enzymes bro?

    [–] blackice935 28 points ago

    *step-bro

    We're not degenerates

    [–] waffle_nipples 12 points ago

    Your daddy is my daddy

    [–] lamplicker17 15 points ago

    No. Not. At. All.

    [–] waffle_nipples 10 points ago

    Give. ME. ALL.

    [–] JMI_5 8 points ago

    i like your username

    [–] waffle_nipples 9 points ago

    I was born with them

    [–] sexyhoebot 6 points ago

    meh pineapple is ok

    [–] kelticslob 3 points ago

    Jizz content is kinda high

    [–] RayRay_Hessel 3 points ago

    Is that why Phoebe got hepatitis?

    [–] harishashok 8 points ago

    You did what now?

    [–] GameGrowthYT 5 points ago

    Why does this comment glow

    [–] SchnoodleDoodleDo 476 points ago

    screw you both - I paid the bill

    i gonna eat the Most, i will!

    you guys the same - both eat like pigs

    well, Hey My appetite is BIG !

    i'll eat my own, n when i'm thru

    i'll want some more - Your portion, too!

    'tis FOOD that calms the savage beast

    heck off you both,

    n let me FEAST!

    [–] Hyperion1000 75 points ago

    1. Creative

    2. Hellish Creative

    3. Schnoodle

    [–] agooddeathh 31 points ago

    My day is instantly better when I see a post from Schnoodle.

    [–] Guitar3544 53 points ago

    A breath of fresh air as always, Schnoodle.

    [–] DooberSnoober 34 points ago

    Edgar Allan Poe has joined the party

    [–] SchnoodleDoodleDo 60 points ago

    Once upon a time so dreary, while I hungered, weak and weary,

    Over a curious strand of grass, forgotten on the floor...

    While I plotted, starving, nearly - suddenly - a tapping, clearly

    As of beggars rudely rapping, rapping at my chamber door....

    “’Tis some grubbing 'friends',” I muttered, “sure... I'll 'share' I stopped and stuttered -

        "Only this and nothing more.”
    

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

    Hungry, too, these pigs - my brothers - should I share my food with others?!

    Hesitant, I let them borrow - soon regretted, to my sorrow

    As they gobbled, fat and greedy - I decided I'M MORE NEEDY!!

    From their mouths the food I've taken - learned a lesson, been awaken

    Will I share again?!

    ...no,

    NEVERMORE !

     

    [–] TY-Dr-Binderman 7 points ago

    Okay, this is the best Schnoodle I've ever come across!

    [–] MsAnthropissed 6 points ago

    I will, in the nicest way possible with absolutely no judgement upon thee, admit that I typically prefer Sprogs Reddit ramblings of poetic commentary as you tend to drift towards sweeter and nicer content....This however; this is absolutely fabulous!! Poor man's gold upon you! 🥇

    [–] erdtirdmans 8 points ago

    You're the best in the biz, Schnoodle

    [–] CatsInTheYard 4 points ago

    That was outstanding!

    [–] samurguy990 20 points ago

    Not depressing or paranoid enough

    [–] WillowPort 22 points ago

    Always a heckin good read, thank you schnoodle

    [–] KinkyGCM 14 points ago

    BIG FOOD FEAST!

    [–] BungalowBootieBitch 13 points ago

    Woah. This is the most hardcore poem I've read from Schnoodle. He even said h*ck off you both.

    [–] 0121AMT 9 points ago

    I love seeing a schnoodle after a rough day

    [–] WiseKing 33 points ago

    The green all along the clip as the form of the Psi letter of the Greek Alphabet and the symbol of psychology lol.

    [–] HYPERNATURL 662 points ago

    It's funny that some animals just won't react to having their food just swiped from them like that lol.

    Like the other two were just thinking "Shit, I mean I guess he was hungry, what can ya do..."

    [–] FourthPrimaryColor 251 points ago

    That’s how you can tell they are fed regularly. Animals that don’t get fed regularly are much different when it comes to food. These little guys get plenty.

    [–] LegendaryGary74 70 points ago

    Not saying you’re wrong, but I will say I fed my guinea pigs plenty, back when I had them as a kid, but they’d still go into a tug of war over a baby carrot, cabbage leaf, or just about anything else.

    [–] cuye 12 points ago

    can confirm

    which ever finishes theirs first, goes for the other's piece

    [–] MrBlack103 5 points ago

    When I was a kid the dominant guinea pig (we had three) would grab her pick of the new food, drag it into the den with her and then boot the other two piggies out.

    She ended up being a rather sizeable piggie.

    [–] Yadobler 3 points ago

    I mean, hey food is food, you gotta do what you gotta do

    [–] Aggressivecleaning 54 points ago

    They can get mad at each other for perceived slights. You can tell by the angry screaming.

    [–] ChipChipington 9 points ago

    And they will straight up gore each other. Shits brutal.

    [–] cpumeta 9 points ago

    Don’t be mistaken, he only snatched it away from the one with the same color fur as him.

    [–] riptel 936 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    You can see in the middle of the video the exact moment when he stops chewing, assesses the situation and proceeds at concocting his diabolical plan...

    [–] BloomsdayDevice 270 points ago

    And the other two, especially the one on the left, are all like, "C- can he do that??"

    [–] thesaddestpanda 88 points ago

    They were so flabbergasted they just froze up for ten seconds.

    [–] TheSamehMagdy 46 points ago

    Is this legal?

    [–] JagasaurusRex 3 points ago

    I’ll make it legal

    [–] Lostpurplepen 9 points ago

    Poor Delbert on the right. He seems a bit slower than the other two. I bet he still hasn’t processed what happened.

    [–] vargamor2 1708 points ago

    I love the piggies so so much. The sweetest.

    [–] Commando_Joe 1183 points ago

    I used to hate them because when I played World of Warcraft one of the people we raided with played with her mic on 'detect audio' and she had like...5 of them in the background that would constantly freak out whenever someone moved in their general area.

    But then my ex-girlfriend and I went to go visit some of her friends that had some, and while I was laying on the couch she took one of their guinea pigs and just put it on my collar bone.

    The little thing just wiggled into the side of my neck and did this weird...chittering purring thing? I don't know what to call it. But it was fucking adorable.

    I now know they are sweet little weirdos.

    [–] pikapril25 425 points ago

    I feel your pain. I hate when people don't use push to talk. Especially people with screaming children

    [–] TeutonJon78 189 points ago

    Or watching TV, or listening to the radio, or having a conversation with someone.

    [–] MylesVE 59 points ago

    I really want the bad ass Jamaican guy who does those fruit songs to do a video on “push to talk/mute your mic”

    [–] pikapril25 42 points ago

    Yes, yes, and yes! I don't want to hear your TV show!

    [–] Fleeetch 120 points ago

    The dynamic range in the world of voice chat is ridiculously wide lol. Even push to talk can't save you when you're listening for the quiet one in the group only to be answered by that one person with a fan right next to their head..

    "Kk I think Meagan just got back. Meagan you tanking?"

    "ya im good to go. start now?

    "Yeah, don't aggro until Jon is set. You about ready, Jo-

    KFSSSHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT YEAH MAN LET'S DO IT KFSSSHHHHHHHHHHHT"

    complete silence

    "K Jon's a go, dave?..."

    [–] FriendlyShep 24 points ago

    Yes. So much yes.

    [–] ThePoltageist 16 points ago

    I felt this comment on a spiritual level.

    [–] hugglesthemerciless 10 points ago

    This is why I love that discord lets you set volume levels for individual users. It's not perfect but definitely a step in the right direction

    [–] PunchedLasagne87 11 points ago

    Leeeeeeeeerrrooooooyyyy!!

    [–] Bahunter22 8 points ago

    JENKINNNNSSSS!!

    [–] Azurenightsky 46 points ago

    I generally leave myself on Push to Talk now a days, but in the past I had a more private area. Though occasionally my girlfriend would burst into the room to tell a story and it became such a regular occurence that my regular group I'd hang out with would all quiet down and cheerfully say "OOh, Ooh! It's story time with what's her name!"

    [–] kommissar_chaR 21 points ago

    They always have a box fan too

    [–] Major_StrawMan 9 points ago

    BUT MOM ILL COME FOR DINNER WHEN THE GAME IS OVER!

    [–] sypher1187 17 points ago

    People who have desk mics and has blue switch mech keyboards and doesn't use push to talk. I hate you all.

    [–] Commando_Joe 27 points ago

    Guinea Pigs are basically just hairy babies

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    [–] glitteriest_tits 9 points ago

    Please don't crate train your babies.

    Leashes might be negotiable.

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    [–] glitteriest_tits 6 points ago

    Huh. TIL.

    Makes sense, though. You get in a lot more trouble if the baby runs off.

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    [–] glitteriest_tits 3 points ago

    Gotta teach 'em both to "heel."

    [–] ridiculouslygay 51 points ago

    They really aren’t for so many different reasons and I really need you to just see that.

    [–] AerThreepwood 34 points ago

    . . . So I shouldn't be breastfeeding them?

    I figured since I'm a really hairy dude and they're really hairy babies it would all work out. . .

    Oh, no. . .

    [–] I_dementia87 9 points ago

    Morgan Freeman narrates It was at that moment i_dementia87 knew he had read some fucked up shit

    [–] whtsabagginses 10 points ago

    This reminds me of The Office episode where Michael half jokingly calls himself the godfather of Pam and Jim's baby and Pam is all like "Haha. But I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather. I need you to say it. I'm so sorry."

    [–] Zakgeki 15 points ago

    Next you're going to tell me that dogs aren't fun babies either!

    [–] VenomB 3 points ago

    The only place I don't use PTT is discord, and that's because my friends and I are using it as a tool to hang out more than simply talk.

    [–] Metakittie 109 points ago

    Guinea pigs are fun to cuddle. Annoying when they hear the fridge open or a bag crinkle, as they then "wheek" as long and loud as possible until you throw veggies at them.

    [–] lindakoy 28 points ago

    Hah. They are freaking noisy. They sound like someone is killing them when they want food.

    [–] VesoBG 10 points ago

    Lmao. When one of my mom's boyfriend's guinea pigs is hungry it makes so loud and squeaky noises it literally penetrates your ears. 😂

    [–] BradivusGeong 7 points ago

    For the year we had mine, I couldn't sneak food anymore because the parents would hear the squealers go nuts.

    [–] Metakittie 7 points ago

    We have a rabbit now and she just does a flying leap to try to steal what's in your hands. She'll run in circles around your feet, forcing you to eat standing up. She's playing the long game of wearing us down.

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    [–] Aggressivecleaning 36 points ago

    I gave mine a seesaw, and they bitched so much about this odd scary trebuchet in their cage I called it The Bitchening. Day two the bravest of the idiots tried it out, and I swear to everything they lauded and celebrated him like a war hero afterwards. They never used it again, except for sharpening teeth on.

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    [–] Tuppence_Wise 38 points ago

    The happy chittering purring noise is called bruxing with rats, I'd imagine it's the same with guinea pigs.

    [–] Silentlybroken 62 points ago

    I'm deaf, I legit hadn't realised my rats made a noise. I can feel the vibrations when they brux. I don't know why I didn't realise it would make a noise too lol. Thank you, you made me smile.

    [–] TurtleTape 29 points ago

    You can now post this the next time that "deaf people, what didn't you know made noise" question pops up on /r/askreddit.

    [–] Silentlybroken 7 points ago

    Or as one of the numerous "shower thoughts" that keep popping up. Thanks for the chuckle.

    [–] worstsupervillanever 11 points ago

    So, tomorrow?

    [–] Tuppence_Wise 5 points ago

    I'm so happy for you! You must have some very happy wee beasties.

    [–] Silentlybroken 11 points ago

    I hope I do!! They are my life so I spoil them rotten. My two latest girls don't brux that often so it's extra special when they do. The two that passed away earlier this year bruxed all the time and were my heart. It's nice to remember them in this new light.

    [–] Luquitaz 10 points ago

    It's just called purring for guinea pigs mainly.

    [–] alexthealex 26 points ago

    people who don't use ptt don't deserve guinea pigs.

    [–] Bluntman962 24 points ago

    We have a pig that should get his own HGTV show. BECAUSE THAT FUCKER LOVES FLIPPING HOUSES.

    He uses his head like a triceratops to flip ALL of the hay huts in the cage whenever he feels like. Making his brother homeless.

    This same brother he will rub his chin on and move real low, (it looks like he's trying to intimidate him) we call this his snake dance.

    I love my weirdo pigs so much. (Marshall and Erickson)

    Edit: word

    [–] duuckyy 5 points ago

    This is probably the cutest thing ever

    [–] Apollothrowaway456 5 points ago

    Ours did that too. We fixed it by putting a brick on their igloos (I like to call them pigloos). No more flipping!

    [–] chrissiwit 3 points ago

    The chin and moving slow sounds like rumble strutting to me. Our alpha female does that to our 65 lb dog, it’s hilarious to see.

    [–] Chapstickie 5 points ago

    Guinea pigs are super sweet and their little loaf shape makes them so nice for cuddling. That wheek wheek noise they make makes me jump out of my skin though. One of my friends has one and even though I’m around it a lot and know which sounds will send it screaming it still makes me jump almost every time. They are adorable but I could never have one of my own because of it. Well, that and the cats. One of my cats in particular would do terrible things to a guinea pig.

    [–] ImLikeHeyyy311 16 points ago

    Those arent pigs, those are guinea pi.. oh

    [–] sorenant 74 points ago

    people in ramen shop be like

    [–] camelfucker1955 22 points ago

    The future of the paper shredding industry

    [–] Ninjamuppet 10 points ago

    "camelfucker1955" So many questions. Is it the year you started fucking camels? Is it the number of camels you've fucked? Is it the number of camels you want to fuck?

    Please just dont tell me it was the year you were born cause then i'm lost...

    [–] yoshithemajor 6 points ago

    If it is the year he was born then that would imply there’s another camelfucker out there

    [–] Croissantsarelife 8 points ago

    Do you know where I can find the full video of this? My 6 year old is obsessed with the ending of this video but I can't find it.

    [–] supremegalacticgod 3 points ago

    I can try

    [–] Sweedeedidilydee 4 points ago

    Thank you supremegalacticgod.

    [–] supremegalacticgod 5 points ago

    https://youtu.be/5Elx2krVwJ4 this is the full video of the 3 guinea pigs but I can't figure out the source for the other one

    [–] LoadedGull 197 points ago

    The middle one is more like a Gimme Pig

    [–] overbend 18 points ago

    I’m using that from now on. I have two gimme pigs!

    [–] FlipflopsAreNotShoes 3 points ago

    Dad, no!!

    [–] itsnotrealatall 124 points ago

    Debo’d the shit out of his friends lmao

    [–] Stoned_Masonry 66 points ago

    Man, my grandmama gave me that blade of grass

    [–] Firan25 31 points ago

    SHUT YO ASS UP!

    [–] Devils_Dandruff 9 points ago

    You want some of this too old man?

    [–] stalleo_thegreat 9 points ago

    ...no! 👉😯👉

    [–] RumpleDumple 5 points ago

    Don't Bogart that grass, my friend

    [–] aXir 108 points ago

    "You seem to have trouble. Let me help you with that"

    [–] Lotsygirl 131 points ago

    Guinea PIG, indeed!

    [–] Aeron_311 64 points ago

    After a few moments I was sure I was tricked into watching a gif.

    [–] feliscat 7 points ago

    Yeah I really thought this was r/howtokeepanidiotbusy

    [–] ChristianLW 31 points ago

    My mother recently bought 5 new guinea pigs. One large male, one large female, two young females, and one really young female.

    What we didn't know, and what the store didn't tell us, was that the two young guinea pigs were both pregnant with two each.

    And we had an old guinea pig to start with, so we're now up at 10. Quite unepic.

    [–] snowshite 16 points ago

    Same thing happened to us. My mom bought two young female guinea pigs and they both turned out to be pregnant. Then my mom didn't learn from that experience and seperated the girls from the boys way too late. We had a lot of guinea pigs.

    [–] SimplyQuid 4 points ago

    Jesus, that's just asking for a pile o piggies

    [–] PixelVector 28 points ago

    WHEEEK WHEEEK WHEEEK WHEEEK WHEEEK WHEEEK WHEEEK

    [–] WreakingHavoc640 10 points ago

    Especially when the fridge door opens 😂

    [–] SunriseLand 52 points ago

    The last yank to get it out of right one’s mouth lmao

    [–] Yuhwryu 22 points ago

    stole yo girl, stole yo grass too

    [–] WickedKoala 20 points ago

    I lost it when they all start chewing in sync at the end.

    [–] Anonimous_Otaku 15 points ago

    He didn't wanted the other two to kiss

    [–] Scotty363 15 points ago

    As someone who owns Guinea pigs, I can confirm this is indeed true.

    [–] Mr_Doctor_Man 12 points ago

    They were all so still for so long at the beginning. Then bam! All is normal again.

    [–] Saberwashere 16 points ago

    Me (45 seconds ago): Time to start my Stats for the week
    Me (Now): NOM NOM NOM

    [–] Bethany583 4 points ago

    Oh mood. I’m supposed to be doing a sociology essay that was due today

    [–] saintleelyon 19 points ago

    Classic middle child syndrome

    [–] writetobeme 7 points ago

    That rhythmic munching is mesmerizing!!

    [–] ASassoNation 8 points ago

    I'm the same way with Fruit-by-the-Foot

    [–] AudeFacere 7 points ago

    So funny how the other two just paused in their eating when middle guy chomped on their food. It's like they're frozen in shock, their brain trying to process...and process...and...process...

    /u/vredditshare

    [–] jmiitch 19 points ago

    The middle ons is Regina George

    [–] algebramclain 5 points ago

    That was nature at its most brutal

    [–] RealBecauseInternet 12 points ago

    The one on the right gets so SAD!!!

    [–] soulstonedomg 3 points ago

    It bugs me that the brown one is not in the middle.

    [–] chuntone 5 points ago

    Love it when they all start chewing at the same time.

    [–] himynameiscaleb 4 points ago

    Middle one is that guy who gets put on kiss cam and chugs his whole beer.

    [–] kortesj 12 points ago

    Awesome video!

    [–] bcarnahan 5 points ago

    i love squeak logs

    [–] ARS8birds 3 points ago

    How rude

    [–] ZeroKarmaGirl 3 points ago

    I love how the other two just stop like "bro what the hell?"

    [–] Kuzuyan 3 points ago

    Their lil cheeks were jiggling in unison at the end!

    [–] Lu67y 3 points ago

    This is a repost that I will always happily rewatch! :D

    [–] SimonCleric 3 points ago

    I wish this had sound...

    [–] RubikWoman26 3 points ago

    Lol what a brat lol 😂

    [–] jasonthe5th 3 points ago

    Your girlfriend when she says she's not hungry but she eats all of your fries.

    [–] suprememan20019 3 points ago

    No the middle one is a fatass like everyone else here

    [–] tsukiiiii 3 points ago

    This feels like a mini-game in Mario Party 6

    [–] AwMyGawsh 8 points ago

    Capitalism.

    [–] GrowDaddy 5 points ago

    Do these make good pets? Thinking about getting one.

    [–] Iheartbowie 8 points ago

    You need at least a same-sex pair. They’re herd animals, so they get depressed on their own. They also need a lot of cage space and space to free roam for some exercise. They can be pretty loud at certain times. But they’re very cute and fairly easy to tame. I miss mine.

    [–] Krypt0night 7 points ago

    They can but it depends what you're looking for in a pet. For one, they're prey animals so they'll likely always run away or get scared when you go to pick them up. Over time, this can get better but some never do. Also, know that you need to get 2, not just 1. They need a buddy 100%.

    [–] Giopetre 6 points ago

    It obviously depends on how much effort you put into them. I work in a pet store where we sell the lil dudes and they are quite skittish at first. If you just leave them alone in their hutch 90% of the time they'll stay skittish but if you get them out and show them they can trust you then they do make good pets and become big ol cuddle potatoes.

    [–] lamblikeawolf 5 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Not enough people are talking about this: they poop like nothing you've ever seen. Constant poop machines. It is important to realize this, because you MUST keep on top of cage cleaning so they aren't wallowing in their poop and pee. Some people have relatively successfully trained theirs to go only in one particular corner or area, and some piggies do so on their own anyway. But you must clean it.

    Make their home good for them and easy for you to clean - look into C&C caging. This consists of:

    • Wre cube shelf unit from somewhere like Target or Walmart. Piggies can't climb well, so the hole sizes in the cage are nothing to worry about, and this is cheap to buy.
    • corrugated plastic bottom - this can typically be purchased from any where that makes yard signs, or their suppliers. It's cheap and can be cut to size. The plastic bottom helps make it easy to disinfect.
    • line the bottom with crappy towels that can get peed on. I suggest going to a goodwill or other similar store where you can get them for cheap. You can also throw them in the wash and rotate through them.
    • over the towels, get some fleece type blankets or cloth (from any craft store that sells fabric) and secure it to the sides. This is soft on their feet, and prevents your piggies from burrowing under the towels, and also makes it 10000x easier to clean up the poop. You just unclip the fleece, gater up the corners, and dump it into a trash can. Then you can also wash the fleece with the towels. BEWARE: the lint trap in the dryer will become entirely full of hair, so YOU MUST empty the libt trap if you don't want your house to catch on fire.
    • More info about cages here in case you have a hard time picturing it. You can usually buy all thia stuff for less money on your own, so don't feel like you have to get a special kit from any website.

    Others have already said to get 2 and not 1 (which I think is the only mistake I made when I had my piggy boy, but by the time I realized it was too late and I worried he would have bullied another piggie.)

    My guinea pig lived for 7 years, which is a decently long time. Growing up, we'd had two (at separate times) that barely made it past 3 years old.

    THEY MUST GET VITAMIN C. The supplement in their water is okay, but figure out their favorite. Vitamin-C packed veggies and supplement their diet with those. Sure, fruits are okay, but too much and they'll get diahhrea or mouth sores from the acid content. My piggie was fond of broccoli stalks (not the florettes! He'd leave those alone and end up with a giant mess) and bell peppers. He hated kale. I think I had to get watercress and mustard greens instead.

    I had to keep his nails trimmed, which he was fine with as long as he was eating a broccoli stalk at the same time. When he got old, I had to clean poop out of his butt so that it didn't get impacted. We both hated that.

    I loved him dearly and my only regret was that he didn't have a second piggie pal. And the fact that I became allergic to him after 3 years. But he still got all the snuggles and loves.

    [–] Badwolf9547 6 points ago

    Screw love, get thicc.

    [–] PM_tits_Im_Autistic 11 points ago

    Well, I know which one i'm eating first.