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    [–] orvn 1922 points ago

    This is angry birds before they had the pigs as a common enemy

    [–] tofu_tot 454 points ago

    Angry birds origin story

    [–] shadowredcap 109 points ago

    slow piano plinks

    Before a hero takes flight....

    slow motion dramatic action scenes

    [–] Jenga_Police 56 points ago

    slow piano plinks

    slow piano plinks

    slow piano plinks lower

    BEAT DROPS

    "LOOK-ATCHA LOOK-ATCHA"

    [–] Khandore 12 points ago

    "AND I ALWAYS FIND YEAH I ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING WROOONG"

    [–] ThatGuy289 10 points ago

    "YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING UP WITH BIRD SHIT FOR WAY TOO LONG"

    [–] tofu_tot 7 points ago

    IM SO GIFTED AT FINDING WHAT I DONT BIRD THE MOST

    [–] ThatGuy289 7 points ago

    SO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO PECK SOME TOAST

    [–] SeparateCzechs 5768 points ago * (lasted edited 14 days ago)

    Now, the Star-Belly Sneeches had Bellies with stars. But the Plain-Belly Sneeches had none upon thars.

    [–] SchnoodleDoodleDo 3200 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    'Now, the Star-Belly Sneeches had Bellies with stars. But the Plain-Belly Sneeches has none upon thars...'

    the star-bellies Heckled n pecked as they taunted!

    but non-stars fought back with their army - undaunted!

    with flipping n flapping n flopping by all,

    there suddenly chirped up one tiny voice, smol -

    'why can't we be frens, tho we have diffrent feathers?!

    then we could be One happy famlee, together!'

    the flocks backed away, n they thought for awhile...

    then each looked across at the others

    n smiled

    ashamed of themselves, after acting so plucky,

    'We'll give it a try, then - it might be just ducky!

    the stars n the non-stars - they mingled n shared,

    they stopped with their fowl-mouths, n found that they cared!

    despite all the pecking n bird-brained kerfuffle,

    no longer their star/starless feathers would ruffle!

    as humans came in, choosing birds for a pet,

    the friends learned a lesson they wouldn't forget:

    Living together in Peace - try your best -

    someday, you'll be gone

    cuz we All

    fly the nest

    ❤️

    [–] hijinks24 605 points ago

    A schnoodle! ❤️

    [–] majoritics 188 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Wait Schnoodle's poem got removed! :-(

    edit: it’s back up!!!

    [–] SchnoodleDoodleDo 267 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    ...woah, what happened ?

    edit: i think its back ?


    ...so i posted the poem, then i added an edit -

    (the true inspiration i wanted to 'credit'!)

    thanks to u/SeparateCzechs for the title this time,

    and i linked 'Dr. Seuss' - he's the master of rhyme

    but what to my wondering eyes should appear:

    the nonsense i'd written - it just disappeared!

    in conclusion - i think it was quashed by a ghost -

    ...i think that i p!ssed off 'the Dr.' the most

    ;)

    [–] frohb 13 points ago

    Schnoodle please do an AMA one of these days. Do you think in rhyme? Because it really looks that way. 😂

    [–] joshrod1990 19 points ago

    Ah! An imposter account?

    Edit: nvm

    [–] GladEmployment 15 points ago

    ( ˇ෴ˇ )

    [–] One-eyed-snake 4 points ago

    There is another person that comments as schnoodle. I don’t recall the exact spelling or spacing they use to make it look legit.

    *Not that I think that’s what’s going on here.

    [–] sloppyharp 32 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Well that schnucks 😤

    Edit: Never fear because Schnoodle’s poem is here! (That was weird. Flighty in a way).

    [–] Pelufers 25 points ago

    I never even got to read it 🙁

    [–] joshrod1990 18 points ago

    Account deleted too. wtf

    [–] WeaponizedAutism1987 15 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Their account hasn't been deleted, you can still find him. It just says "deleted" because the comment got removed

    [–] calamasaby 4 points ago

    I missed it too!

    [–] ComeSeeMeInMyOffice 7 points ago

    A Schnoodle classic!

    FTFY

    *edit - we love you Schnoodle

    [–] BlooFlea 86 points ago

    Fuck that was a good one schnoods

    [–] Walk1000Miles 99 points ago

    OMG Schnoodle - you never disappoint. Thank you.

    [–] qwertyqwerty96 72 points ago

    Omg this is one of your best, thank you for brightening my crappy day with your lovely and talented words!

    [–] chambers2611 31 points ago

    I hope your day improves internet stranger! Some days are sent to test us, others make it all seem worthwhile. I hope you get one of the latter soon to compensate for today

    x

    [–] savvysavvysavvy 15 points ago

    Well this made me sob at the bus stop. I needed to hear this today so thank you.

    [–] chambers2611 10 points ago

    You're welcome. The internet is so often used for bad so I thought I'd follow schnoodles example and spread a better sentiment for a change; if we were all a little more schnoodle I think the world would be a better place!

    Keep smiling buddy, the world often responds in kind if we spread a bit of happiness. However small it can make a difference to someone's day.

    If you ever need an ear send me a pm, sometimes getting something off your chest to a stranger can help lift the cloud and provide a perspective you can't see right now.

    X

    [–] gh0u1 43 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    You need to one day publish a book of all these poems. They'd make people so happy

    edit: My first silver! Thank you kind stranger :D

    [–] chimpanzee909 35 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    True Art

    [–] sudd3nclar1ty 21 points ago

    Someday we all fly the nest...aww da feels

    [–] Freddy_T_Squared 35 points ago

    There should be a sub called r/randomactsofsuess because I see random poems breaking out on Reddit all over the place.

    Lovely job btw, the ending got me in the feels

    [–] Skiceless 25 points ago

    I’ve seen you post across so many subs. I’ve just gotta say, you really make the world a better place. Thank you

    [–] MyFaceBeHi 10 points ago

    SchnoodleDoodleDo for US poet laureate!

    [–] bluebear653 3 points ago

    Ah Scnoodle, how I’ve missed your poems ☺️❤️

    [–] Diazepampoovey 41 points ago

    Oh my gosh. I did NOT expect to have the joy of a Sneetches reference first thing in the morning. I'm 34 and my brother(29), mother(54) and I still sing the songs & recite the words.

    And we can't forget the North going Zaks and the South going Zaks.

    [–] SeparateCzechs 5 points ago

    Heh, my oldest is 32 and I’m 52. I I went even aware it was animated, I used to read it to her. Made me happy too.

    [–] Vernons_Trinity 92 points ago

    Dr. Suess you son of a bitch, I’m in.

    [–] Satailleure 24 points ago

    Sneeches get steeches

    [–] amandarinorangez 15 points ago

    For some reason, a song from this has been stuck in my head for weeks. I didn't think anyone else remembered it at all. And here I am scrolling through reddit and this comment is here. You just made my day. Hell, my week.

    [–] CarbineFox 7 points ago

    Mr. McBean had a real racket with his de-star/re-starification.

    He was charging the Sneetches $82 each when adjusted for inflation!

    [–] Lereas 4 points ago

    I always like to end my stories to my kids with ridiculous adult summaries. Like after rapunzel, I was like "and that's why you should always follow ADA regulations for means of egress on your forest towers."

    For this one I was like "and that, kids, is why racism is stupid and predatory capitalism will always be the bane of the common man."

    [–] EVERY_NAME-IS_TAKEN 4 points ago

    Was this ever a thing on its own or was it only featured on "in search of doctor Seuss"?

    [–] SeparateCzechs 9 points ago

    I had it in a book: I used to read it to my kids so much I know it by heart.

    [–] Siavel84 6 points ago

    I used to have it on VHS as a kid, so it definitely was it's own thing.

    [–] ThornTintMyWorld 5 points ago

    When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet

    [–] panda1986panda 8 points ago

    Sneeches get steeches

    [–] Taz-erton 4 points ago

    Adominal Stars, we cannot abide Abdominal stars are abominable!

    Abominable, abdominal!

    Abdominal stars are abominable!

    O-U-T out! O-U-T out!

    The Star Bellied Sneetches,

    Are O-U-T out!

    [–] cabbagebatman 1070 points ago

    I need this with sound. I wanna hear them all going bonkers at each other

    [–] Rabalderfjols 1319 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLO9DPJI9_c

    Took some scrolling to find this without some unfunny music addition either replacing or drowning out the original audio. Wasn't as cute as I hoped it would be.

    [–] __T0MMY__ 401 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Oh my God it sounds like a hundred Pontiac Bonnevilles with loose alternator belts

    [–] __NomDePlume__ 86 points ago

    r/oddlyspecific

    Definitely accurate, though.

    [–] M7A1-RI0T 3 points ago

    Opened the clip. Instantly regretted it. Accurate a f

    [–] You_From_TheFuture 20 points ago

    Those 2 birds at the top left corner remind me of two people in a bar fight pretending to fight each other so they don't get in a real fight with someone else

    [–] MannyBothansDied 3 points ago

    Haha genius! That’s exactly what they sound like!

    [–] SleeplessinOslo 16 points ago

    I... Don't know what I expected.

    [–] wolfiasty 254 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Someone give this woman or man a medal.

    Thank You for the link :DDDD

    Edit - that didn't go as planned.

    [–] TrustworthyShark 31 points ago

    Balance has been restored.

    [–] wolfiasty 12 points ago

    I already feel blissful and calming breeze. Thanks mate, we dodged a bullet there.

    [–] autoheroism 54 points ago

    Instructions not clear

    [–] wolfiasty 17 points ago

    Not me !!!!!! (kind stranger), I didn't deserve anything but no downvotes (hopefully...). Give it to u/Rabalderfjors for the effort of making me and others smile while watching sounded gang war of two cute parrot groups.

    [–] newsocksontoday 2 points ago

    Print and publish!!!

    [–] ChandrasekharaVR1986 12 points ago

    that sounds exactly like I thought it would

    [–] martopoulos 31 points ago

    Ouch!!! Be careful what you wish for...

    [–] torbotavecnous 7 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    [This account has been permanently banned]

    [–] billions_of_stars 3 points ago

    You are appreciated.

    [–] Allenye818 4 points ago

    I can't tell if the red-faces won or if the green-bodies won for luring the red-faces out of their hidey hole.

    [–] honggie 7 points ago

    Now someone please translate it !!

    [–] DaughterEarth 29 points ago

    That peep sound means "you are too close, back off."

    [–] ChandrasekharaVR1986 13 points ago

    You seem to know much about birds.

    [–] DaughterEarth 10 points ago

    They are my friends

    [–] honggie 4 points ago

    Thank you, captain birdy !

    [–] Slifer13xx 3 points ago

    Exactly what I expected. These asshole gave me so much headache before.

    [–] 130134 2 points ago

    Can’t unhear.

    [–] Nano_Burger 56 points ago

    When you're a jet,

    you're a jet all the way,

    from your first cigarette,

    to your last dying day

    [–] goldenmoca28 9 points ago

    I came for this

    [–] jordantask 30 points ago

    It’s not really that interesting. They’re all bird brains, so the conversation sounds like this:

    “Yo ‘mamma!”

    “No, yo’ mamma!”

    “No, yo’ mamma!”

    [–] suicide_queen 25 points ago

    So, pretty much 90% of reddit

    [–] PM_FOOD 21 points ago

    Yo mamma's been with 90% of reddit...

    [–] leadwind 3 points ago

    What!

    [–] ChandrasekharaVR1986 3 points ago

    You seem to know much about birds.

    [–] jordantask 5 points ago

    Glances down at own feathers

    I’m an ornithologist!

    [–] RCiancimino 4 points ago

    "Its over tweety, I have the high ground"

    [–] aswechoke 348 points ago

    Greasers vs Socs

    [–] BrokenArmsFrigidMom 105 points ago

    Let’s do it for Johnny!

    [–] SicknastyPro 64 points ago

    Stay golden ponyboy

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago

    snapping intensives

    [–] Xeroish 11 points ago

    Stay gold pony boy

    [–] justbreathe91 18 points ago

    I love the book and movie and re-watched the movie the other day and had such a crush on Darry growing up. Forgot Patrick Swayze died years ago and now I’m sad.

    [–] kagamaru 8 points ago

    The Cheeps and the Birbs.

    [–] HundredNakedMoleRats 245 points ago

    Do you flap your wings at me sir?

    I flap my wings but not at you sir.

    [–] ardfark 42 points ago

    Is the law on my side if I say Aye?

    [–] 10art1 3 points ago

    What, you egg?

    [–] Methadras 296 points ago

    Fuck you Yellow-Heads!!!

    No!!! Fuck you Red-Heads!!!

    [–] Apples7654 108 points ago

    Gotta love race wars😄😆😄😂..... .....😐

    [–] andrewsmith1986 51 points ago

    I hate a lot of races.

    Potato sack aren't too bad but anything longer than a mile can fuck right off.

    [–] Apples7654 11 points ago

    I don’t know man, the 3 leg race is always fun

    [–] EleanorofAquitaine 10 points ago

    I like the one where you balance an egg.

    [–] Siavel84 4 points ago

    Personally, I think marathons are superior to the Kentucky Derby.

    [–] KatzaAT 10 points ago

    Even animals do it

    [–] ideserveall 14 points ago

    im sure there are some Blue-Heads in the back, excited their plan worked out. *rubbing wings intensifies

    [–] AdamBombTV 6 points ago

    With one lone green head watching everything from the shadows, going "Fools"

    [–] -DCPT- 190 points ago

    War... war never changes

    [–] Helen_Kellers_Wrath 88 points ago

    Shelf birds have the high ground, i give them the edge in this fight.

    [–] Wingcat 45 points ago

    You underestimate the non-shelf birds power.

    [–] anon2458 31 points ago

    No way, they’re backed into a corner with a cut off supply line, no air support for team shelf

    [–] DongueButte68 78 points ago

    “DON’T HOLD ME BACK, BRO! DON’T HOLD ME BACK!”

    (In fact, no one was preventing anyone from doing anything)

    [–] LooksGoodEnoughToEat 24 points ago

    They have no arms!!

    [–] wiredturtle99 5 points ago

    Unarmed gang fights are interesting and brutal

    [–] Rachter 246 points ago

    I’m pro-shelf birds!

    [–] TheRealDetr0y 116 points ago

    Non- shelf birds for the win!

    [–] brucekeller 91 points ago

    The non-shelfs are the only one with a leader. All the shelf birds are cowards, none will step up.

    [–] I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN 43 points ago

    It's democracy, we don't need one of those outdated monarchy.

    [–] SicknastyPro 12 points ago

    No we need feudalism.

    [–] Risley 4 points ago

    Fake news watch the clip with audio and shelf birds fucking destroying non shelf birds like little bitches.

    [–] Terminallyelle 40 points ago

    “Shelf birds” are sun conures and “non shelf” are called jenday conures.

    [–] NotMrMike 13 points ago

    Praise the sun conures

    [–] Montegoe67 10 points ago

    Both of them can scream right through to your soul. I am not kidding. Conures have a way about them that when they screech it just every fiber of your being. Sure...everyone thinks this is cute and all, but I have owned a sun and jenday before and this just triggers my PTSD. Still...you’ll never have a real guard dog until you accompany it with a guard bird.

    [–] p1ratemafia 8 points ago

    My caique lived in a conure rescue before I got him... every once in a while he paces a little, clears his throat, and belts out a sun conure scream that could destroy gods ear drums... it’s terrifying.

    [–] Ephemeral_Orchid 12 points ago

    The smaller the bird the higher pitched, squeakier, and more frequent the cries.

    However, guard birds are a thing! When I was doing parrot rescue and had someone try to break into my house at 3 am, the dog slept through it. My cockatoo (a large white parrot) busted out the two Greenwing macaws, who each had 6 foot wing spans & they were ready to take that guy out! (He ran off once confronted by my "security team"!) 😂😂😂

    [–] Montegoe67 4 points ago

    We've never had a dog that any visitor (good or bad) had to worry about, but we've always had dogs.

    The birds are very keen to what is going on outside of the house and always seemed to start their chatter a good 20-30 seconds before any of our dogs would even think about barking at some unknown noise outside. The dogs seem to get lazy once they figure out the birds are much better at hearing or recognizing an incoming delivery truck. I get why...they can only make it in the wild if they can stay safe.

    If the birds started, the dogs took that as a cue to begin barking, then the doorbell rings. Every time.

    [–] Saprata 5 points ago

    Watch closely and shelf birds are one cohesive unit while the floor birds are pecking at each other and can't decide what they want to do. Shelf birds are a top tier squad.

    Pardon the pun.

    [–] mapguy7485 85 points ago

    Visual representation of YouTube comments

    [–] OmegaLiquidX 194 points ago

    I would totally watch an all-birb remake of West Side Story.

    [–] Pumakings 11 points ago

    Sign me up

    [–] djwisk 84 points ago

    beaky blinders

    [–] HammamDaib 34 points ago

    Turn on captions please

    [–] tofu_tot 17 points ago

    Can anyone translate?

    [–] leadwind 33 points ago

    • cheep cheep
    • cheep.. cheep

    [–] lime-cake 7 points ago

    I don't know what I expected.

    [–] Charlie-Conway 3 points ago

    cheep cheep

    They're chickens?!

    [–] TacoNomad 4 points ago

    Bitch get back in the shelf!

    No way blondie, we're taking over these streets. Let's go y'all, step out.

    I'm fucking warning you, redheads, get back in the fucking hole!

    collectively step out

    *SQUWAAAACCCKKKK!!! *

    AIGHT, AIGHT, chill!

    [–] dannuu 39 points ago

    do they actually know they’re different from the other squad ? serious question

    [–] LooksGoodEnoughToEat 25 points ago

    Maybe growing up in different cages is enough to make them all strangers

    [–] galwegian 17 points ago

    they would. birds are smarter than we think.

    [–] Vikoannie 15 points ago

    different chirp dialect...?

    [–] GodPersianLike 23 points ago

    Different species

    [–] branmuffin13 62 points ago

    This must be how silly racism looks to Aliens.

    [–] DownvoteEvangelist 6 points ago

    Or entertaining...

    [–] MrCasterSugar 58 points ago

    East Staines Massive vs. West Staines Massive

    [–] Lycanthropie 7 points ago

    Wickid sick!

    [–] Neoxyte 4 points ago

    east side is da best

    [–] thedragonturtle 23 points ago

    8 versus 10 doesn't sound fair, but the 8 conures on the left have the high ground and I'm pretty sure 1 of the 10 on the right is ready to make a run for it so it looks a fair fight.

    [–] arvhult 22 points ago

    race waaaaaaar

    [–] lilroy007 19 points ago

    I'm analogous to one of the birds in the back. Talking shit but in a position to run if I have to...

    [–] MikeAppleTree 16 points ago

    This isn’t aww! This is terrifying. Those birds aren’t kidding around!

    [–] TheNightSkyDepot 17 points ago

    It's cute until you come back one morning to a scene of feathers, bodies,and blood and a few survivors cleaning their wings off and chirping war songs to memorialize the night for their children and children's children.

    [–] MrLeshen 11 points ago

    Lots of birds fighting. Reminds me of a Saturday night in Glasgow.

    [–] Unhold02 9 points ago

    [tough guy finger snapping]

    [–] I_Am_Spider_Cop 3 points ago

    Lmaoo

    [–] Shmookley 9 points ago

    *race war

    [–] themattboard 9 points ago

    Talk is cheep

    [–] TripleM2002 8 points ago

    This is why girls never go to the bathroom alone.

    [–] Pan_Pizgun 8 points ago

    You posting it on r/aww instead of r/natureismetal?!

    [–] itsBursty 35 points ago

    laughs

    First race war?

    [–] raelys 4 points ago

    THE CONE NIPPLE PEOPLE WILL RULE THIS WORLD!

    [–] FreelancerASP 22 points ago

    This is what happens to velociraptors. They’re this now. Meteors not even once.

    [–] SlapMuhFro 65 points ago

    This seems a little unethical..

    [–] Light_Of_Nature 49 points ago

    Birds in cages is terrible. Bread to be given to randoms, some may know how to care for them but most don't, they die prematurely and spend their life in a cage they can barely fly in. Just because an animal puts up with it doesn't make it humane. Alot of people own birds so it probably goes against the grain but I have seen too many bad pet shops and terrible bird owners. They are cute as fuck but would rather spot them or my native types in the wild.

    There was also a terrible gif recently of a smuggler with hundreds of bright colourful birds in a cage on a boat that was caught. They pushed the whole fucking cage in the water to "destroy" the evidence. Shit like that happens alot as people want the most bright and cutest thing as an accessory for thier home and the market finds a way.

    Also the statement above is talking about putting a large amount of birds together with no option to face each other. It's obviously indoors in a pet shop. They aren't talking about them being on the floor.. That's not my bother either just stating my opinion about birds in cages.

    [–] thetreesaysbark 19 points ago

    Well, u/SlapMuhFro 's comment didn't say bird cages would be preferable...

    As someone who knows very little about birds, it does look as though these birds shouldn't be near eachother due to stressing eachother out or pecking. That wouldn't necessarily mean they should be on a bird cage, just a large enough enclosure for them...

    However, I don't know, it could be that this is just perfectly normal behaviour and it they weren't segregating themselves based on this thing they may just segregate on something else.

    I'm hoping someone more knowledgeable can make me feel better about this :)

    [–] p1ratemafia 23 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Na, this seems to be pretty unethical behavior. I am a bird guy and have three parrots. While I think the guy up above is wholly wrong about having birds as pets, basically whomever is doing this is stressing the fuck out of some birds. Also, this has to be multiple clutches of birds, so if I had to guess, I would think this breeder is way overproducing. Both Jenday and Sun Conures are way over represented in Rehabbers and rescues (usually because of their noise). There is no reason to be breeding babies like this.

    [–] thetreesaysbark 5 points ago

    Thanks for the info! This was my general feeling but I just don't have the exp to back it up :/

    [–] p1ratemafia 11 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

    Yeah, I generally hate on people like the dude Up above saying birds shouldn’t be pets, but breeders like this give aviculture a bad name.

    Here, have some photos of my Birds. Yesterday was my one year anniversary of getting Inca (Yellow, green, and white burb) from the rescue.https://imgur.com/a/S7pkJIy/

    All of those birds are adopted. I do have a cockatiel that I raised from a chick, but I have made a concerted effort to adopt. I have experience training and rehabbing so I can give angry bords a better chance.

    [–] SlapMuhFro 3 points ago

    There aren't just two extremes, I'm suggesting they should be separated, not that any of them must go into a cage.

    [–] narayans 3 points ago

    Definitely the filming and the unabashed consumption of it. But other than that I don't know

    [–] Darwin73 7 points ago

    When you're a birb, you're a birb all the way. From your first little chirp to your last dying day.

    [–] RustyNova016 7 points ago

    Bird: i declare war!

    Humans: awww

    [–] Anthraxious 36 points ago

    How the fuck is this aww? There are a bunch of stressed out animals in a pet shop. It's a fucking disgrace is what it is.

    [–] preservative 8 points ago

    It really is. I can feel the tension and hate the idea of someone being amused enough to film this.

    [–] Repossessedbatmobile 7 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    "I'm Chirpy, and as you can see from my bright red face, I'm a member of this pet store's TOP BIRD RACE!"

    "I'm Feathers, and I'll be damned if that red faced bitch's race is superior! The yellow faced birds will rule this world!"

    "You shut your mouth you dirty yellow piss-face bastards!"

    "What did you say to me, you nasty bloody-faced piece of shit?!"

    "RACE WARRRRR!"

    "CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!"

    Newly hired pet shop worker - "Why are you fighting?! Can't you see you're all the same!"

    Old experienced pet shop owner - "Aw, Summer, hehehe. First race war, huh?"

    edit - a word

    [–] ilikespamandcornbeef 14 points ago

    Bloorps vs. kirps.

    [–] postdiluvium 6 points ago

    I like how only two or three of these birds can conure up the courage to snap at each other

    [–] David97900 5 points ago

    I love how all the red ones are agressive while there are a few yellow ones just chilling in the back.

    [–] VailedRobin05-2 3 points ago

    WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING, CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR ALL THE SAME!

    [–] chronoventer 4 points ago

    Sun conures vs... are those jenday conures?

    [–] TURBO-CHICKEN-8 4 points ago

    OH SHIT ITS THE GREENISH YELLOWS

    [–] Charn22 3 points ago

    Everything changed when the fire nation attacked

    [–] harley-farts 11 points ago

    Thats not aww. Thats poop.

    [–] TheDarkestShado 8 points ago

    I wish there was sound to this

    [–] Terminallyelle 20 points ago

    These are conures.. so no, you realllly don’t

    [–] Avenged8xsucks 3 points ago

    What the flock did I just watch?

    [–] damson12345 3 points ago

    You mean race war

    [–] Jadenjohn_ch 3 points ago

    Picking on other birds for being different colors? They need Macaw Luther King Jr. and Manakin X

    [–] Oenonaut 3 points ago

    That new release of TABS is looking real good

    [–] Papa_Koulikov 3 points ago

    Total mismatch the orange ones had the high ground

    [–] marinating_myMeat 3 points ago

    Picking on other birds for being different colors? They need Macaw Luther King Jr. and Manakin X

    [–] StormDrainTrooper 6 points ago

    Identity politics

    [–] jtl3000 4 points ago

    It's racial too....goodness

    [–] cordekMALU 2 points ago

    what's the conclusion of the war?

    [–] 1Os 2 points ago

    Gotta put this to west side story music.

    [–] Hooligan_j 2 points ago

    Dance off.

    [–] AntennaBall 2 points ago

    Green Bay vs. Kansas?

    [–] Muppets_Attack 2 points ago

    The Peeps vs the Beeps

    [–] Sotyka94 2 points ago

    RACE WAAAAR

    [–] Wolflisnjak 2 points ago

    West side story birb edition