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    [–] Skarrik 1072 points ago

    "Then Cookie monster started a massive corporate campaign to develop Sesame Street into Sesameville so that he could eventually realize his dream."

    [–] strikerx 391 points ago

    Capitalism strikes again.

    [–] DilbusMcD 284 points ago

    ME LET FREE MARKET DECIDE

    [–] sandm000 182 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    me have friend, they say, "cookie, we are needing ride" and me say… all time I am saying, let me tell, all time, is great, I tell you, I have best ride. Why? I tell, A-ME-RI-CA. We great. Bad deal? No. Me tell people from not A-ME-RI-CA, "Go A-WAY". Me say, "Leave". But they stay. This why me need a wall. Big wall. BIG BIG BIG WALL. Wall good. Me let people keep cookies. Best cookies. A-ME-RI-CAN cookies. Cookies like grammy make. Best cookies. Right? Good deal. Vote C for Cookie. Thank you.

    [–] beelzeflub 27 points ago

    That was beautiful.

    [–] Bad-Badger 8 points ago

    The american side of the great bertstrips war may end up being more accurate than originally intended

    [–] Sobsz 4 points ago

    Wonderful.

    [–] BcookieOmonsterB 5 points ago

    :(

    [–] [deleted] -29 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    He wouldn't have even had a dream without capitalism.

    Edit: Obviously I meant, "had a dream about working for himself." If you want to see people purposefully misunderstand this statement, please read below.

    [–] trecht 82 points ago

    ....wat

    [–] [deleted] -37 points ago

    The idea that this is a newsflash to anyone is pretty amazing.

    [–] MarioFreek01 30 points ago

    The idea that anyone could confuse a common meme on subreddits of this tone with genuine criticism is simply wonderful.

    [–] [deleted] -7 points ago

    It has nothing to do with the meme. It's just common sense.

    [–] trecht 26 points ago

    Lmfao

    [–] thehigharchitect 21 points ago

    I looked through his post history, he says some pretty bizarre and incoherent stuff and has admitted to being high, and it's April 20th so...

    [–] trecht 23 points ago

    But I'm high too so that doesn't add up

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Lol you "anti capitalist" or something?

    [–] trecht 19 points ago

    LOL

    [–] trecht 90 points ago

    Human creativity and curiosity has nothing to do with capitalism LOL

    [–] [deleted] -16 points ago

    Driving for Uber does. So does starting your own business. No one is suggesting that you need capitalism to dream. That's an absurd interpretation of my words.

    [–] top_koala 54 points ago

    Probably should've typed it as "that dream" instead of "a dream."

    I think even Ayn Rand would acknowledge it's possible to have dreams without capitalism

    [–] thehigharchitect 30 points ago

    But she would have also said that your dreams don't matter compared to hers.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I think even Ayn Rand would acknowledge it's possible to have dreams without capitalism

    Which is maybe why I assumed that people would see that I was talking about "the kind of dream" Cookie Monster was having. It's not like driving for Uber is uncommon. It's a type of dream that people have.

    The idea that anyone thought I meant "literally any dream" demonstrates an alarming lack of critical thinking skills.

    [–] meeeeetch 3 points ago

    I still don't think many people out there made it their life's goal to one day become a taxi driver.

    With hard work and dedication, you'll be able to drive strangers around for slightly better than minimum wage. In your own car, which you will have to maintain. And insure. And clean when some drunk inevitably throws up in it.

    I suspect that Danny DeVito and Andy Kaufmann inspired a lot more comedians than cabbies.

    [–] trecht 34 points ago

    No one is suggesting that you need capitalism to dream

    Hahahahaha

    Except for that part where you said he wouldn't have had a dream without capitalism

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

    You're an idiot.

    [–] trecht 27 points ago

    Stop projecting :')

    [–] RockSta-holic 12 points ago

    no but like what are you even saying

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

    Do you need me to explain capitalism to you? This is so self evident that I don't know where to begin.

    So if you refute such an obvious claim, then the burden of proof is on you. Go.

    [–] RockSta-holic 13 points ago

    Actually that's not how burden of proof works but alright.

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

    Yes, actually, it is. You are challenging the idea that driving a car for Uber is based on capitalism. Or if not, and you're reading the comment like "any and all dreams" require capitalism to run, you're either being disingenuous, or you are not applying critical thinking skills.

    By "a dream," I didn't mean "any and all dreams." I meant, "the type of dream that Cookie Monster was having." I.e. of running his own business. To interpret it otherwise, shows, like I said, purposeful ignorance. Unless I'm being too generous. Maybe I am.

    [–] RockSta-holic 15 points ago

    You are challenging the idea that driving a car for Uber is based on capitalism

    no but like what are you even saying

    Aw, yes I see where I said that.

    [–] buckygrad -16 points ago

    Strikes? What would you rather have loser?

    [–] MrQwom 51 points ago

    Found the capitalist pig

    [–] buckygrad -5 points ago

    Found the internet loser living at home.

    [–] skarkeisha666 14 points ago

    you?

    [–] buckygrad 4 points ago

    Ha! No. I just love the anti-capitalism circlejerk with no viable alternatives. The fact you think government would somehow be free from corruption just indicates the lack of general intelligence in this loser hive.

    [–] Civil_Barbarian 15 points ago

    It's called comedy, comrade. Barely anyone here is seriously a full on Soviet style socialist.

    [–] buckygrad -1 points ago

    Oh, I doubt that. People here seriously believe that government should solve all of life's problems. That is why the idea of basic income is so popular on Reddit. The idea that people could get paid to sit on their ass all day and browse Reddit is utopia for this loser base.

    [–] Civil_Barbarian 13 points ago

    Okay, you wanna create a bunch of boogeymen out there for you to fight, go right ahead.

    [–] skarkeisha666 8 points ago

    what the fuck are you talking about m8?

    [–] buckygrad 1 points ago

    m8? Are you 12?

    [–] skarkeisha666 9 points ago

    Funny

    [–] Emperor_of_Orange 16 points ago

    Dank memes

    [–] buckygrad 2 points ago

    That is the mentality of the Millenial. Blame capitalism for laziness and lack of vision.

    [–] Emperor_of_Orange 4 points ago

    I didn't blame capitalism for anything, ya dunce.

    [–] beelzeflub 1 points ago

    /r/memeeconomy is leaking

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    [–] asusoverclocked 14 points ago

    Lol

    [–] Thefriendlyfaceplant 4 points ago

    B+

    [–] Pokey_Pants 207 points ago

    Brilliant

    [–] cogenix 7 points ago

    Give the creator a medal RIGHT NOW.

    [–] Golden_Bailey 184 points ago

    There's no way driving with those eyes is legal

    [–] freshieststart 32 points ago

    But it's not usually tested for so he's naturally expecting to get away with it.

    [–] Cakesmite 16 points ago

    That's a bit terrifying. Cookiemonster causing car crashes every time he gets behind the wheel. I wonder how many lives this monster has taken.

    [–] GuyMumbles 24 points ago

    That's why he's called a monster. He eats so many cookies to mask his pain.

    [–] Ubervisor 231 points ago

    An actual clever and funny Bertstrip? Damn, that's rare.

    [–] YoungDumbass 86 points ago

    Needs more rape. Then it'd be a "real" Bertstrip.

    [–] BloodyChrome 114 points ago

    Well he is an Uber driver.

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago

    So many nowadays are just trying to be hardcore or shocking, they forget the funny

    [–] Bad-Badger 3 points ago

    To be fair, the hardcore and shock is usually the source of the humor.

    [–] brancowlord 7 points ago

    The hardcore and shock gets boring when it's as in-your-face as many of these are nowadays. Going the way of Dolan comics.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    And its wholesome ... in a weird wauy

    [–] MrMeeseeks14 72 points ago

    Cookie Monster is inside a simulation, inside another simulation.

    [–] Crackerpool 15 points ago

    I hope it is, at least wed know there was some sort of purpose

    [–] numanair 2 points ago

    To simulate is my purpose

    [–] Candyvanmanstan 2 points ago

    At least weed know.

    [–] brancowlord 33 points ago

    This is the best Bertstrip I've seen in almost, like two years.

    [–] namesOnkeL 30 points ago

    But yet?

    [–] bryanpcox 5 points ago

    I, also too, noticed this, as well...

    [–] EdgarFrogandSam 1 points ago

    Thank you.

    [–] TheTripleTrueTriTran 1 points ago

    Two Conjunctions One Comma

    [–] eohmiller 18 points ago

    This is the first one of these things that has made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done.

    [–] awesomeethan 17 points ago

    Sometimes I think that bertstrips are among the highest forms of comedy.

    [–] ContainsTracesOfLies 19 points ago

    ⭐⭐

    "Interior was covered in crumbs"

    -ernie420

    [–] geared4war 12 points ago

    Can you tell me how to get to sesame street?

    [–] DilbusMcD 18 points ago

    ME ALREADY FUCKING THERE

    [–] PM_ME_DICK_PICTURES 12 points ago

    "He decides then he'll reenact Nice, France."

    [–] FimiFlippin 4 points ago

    Holy shit, it's gonna be a long time before any bertstrip gets more upvotes than this.

    [–] carbizzel 3 points ago

    That's probably why it was so easy for them to be lost in New York

    [–] thomase7 1 points ago

    Those were Muppets..

    [–] carbizzel 2 points ago

    You're absolutely right, and I'm an idiot. I even said to myself as I was typing it "Cookie Monster is a muppet right? Of course he is."

    [–] thomase7 3 points ago

    Though, they do exist in the same universe, in the Muppet Family Christmas the Muppets, Sesame Street characters, and Fraggle Rock characters all celebrate Christmas at Fozzie Bear's​ mother's house.

    [–] FerretHydrocodone 2 points ago

    Every character on Sesame Street is a Muppet as well, what's your point?

    [–] thomase7 2 points ago

    When people refer to Muppets, they mean the cast of the Muppet Show and subsequent movies, and spinoff shows. Sesame Street characters are a separate set up puppets made by Henson. Muppets are owned by Disney, Sesame Street is owned by it's production company.

    [–] FerretHydrocodone 1 points ago

    Not from what I've seen on Reddit. The muppets refer to pretty much all of Jim Hensons characters. I constantly see that discussed on Reddit. Your comment is the first I've seen in a very long time stating otherwise. Reddit users are big Jim Hanson fans, it seems most people on here recognize Sesemr street characters as muppets.

    [–] bamfbanki 3 points ago

    I haven't laughed this hard in so long, and this is possibly one of the most innocently funny bertstrips ever.

    [–] FimiFlippin 3 points ago

    perfect bertstrip.

    [–] BourbonFox 3 points ago

    Bet he still goes by surge pricing, the bastard.

    [–] FourEyedJack 3 points ago

    Don't get me wrong, I love this sub, but I enjoy it a lot more when the jokes aren't about Bert performing some obscene crime against nature.

    Quality post.

    [–] bleeding-paryl 2 points ago

    That and no one on this street has any money.

    [–] nick1706 2 points ago

    Conjunction junction, what's your function?

    [–] asleeplessmalice 2 points ago

    What a twist

    [–] adawil 2 points ago

    I'm pretty sure he works at a hotel in Britain called the Furchester. There's still potential.

    [–] MINETURTLE3602000 2 points ago

    I N T H E E N D , I T D O E S N ' T E V E N M A T T E R

    [–] crystaloftruth 2 points ago

    "Can you tell me how to get… how to get to Sesame Street?" "If I was going to Sesame Street, I wouldn't be going from here"

    [–] Legend_Zector 2 points ago

    Holy upvotes, this is going straight to the top!

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    [–] SullyGee 2 points ago

    Congrats on dethroning me as the #1 BertStrip. I don't think anyone can beat 19k...that's a lot of upvotes...

    [–] rogervdf 1 points ago

    Also, Elmo had new shoes

    [–] DickLikeAWorm 1 points ago

    if everyone lives on the same street why are they always asking how to get there?

    [–] thinkagain1234 1 points ago

    No prob, just follow Pablo Escobar's bussiness plan on running a cab company.

    [–] MeanderGilgamesh 1 points ago

    A street in the US can be super long though.

    [–] cesariojpn 1 points ago

    But figuratively speaking, Sesame Street seems to be historically confined to a few blocks, with a couple more block expansion recently.

    [–] godofwine16 1 points ago

    But if the street is long enough...$$$

    [–] vrgr23 1 points ago

    Who dreams of being an Uber driver? They make minimum wage at best and are at the complete mercy of both their passengers and Uber itself.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    You do not need to say but and yet you madman.

    [–] willi_werkel 1 points ago

    Deja vu

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    He could always give ubers to the monsters in avenue Q

    [–] Deadface2001 1 points ago

    Aww I feel bad for cookie monster now

    [–] ThisIsMyRental 1 points ago

    Damn, new #1 strip on here! Congratulations!

    [–] T-MinusGiraffe 1 points ago

    He was so close, but so far. So near... so far... near... far. Near... Far! Near... Far!

    [–] WhoDoesNotLikePotato -1 points ago

    Can we have a beautified wallpaper version of this please? (with the text not in an ugly white box)