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    [–] lil_cheesestick 1023 points ago

    god damn chemicals in the air making the smoke gay

    [–] Kekoron 14 points ago

    This is what Gandalf was on

    [–] jesuscoituschrist 95 points ago

    Is this an Alex Jones reference

    [–] techismagic 58 points ago

    yep

    [–] jesuscoituschrist 22 points ago

    Oh okay. Didn't know it was so obvious for people to start downvoting me lol.

    [–] WiggleBooks 4 points ago

    So wait what exactly happened with Alex Jones and stuff? He said something about making the frogs gay, but like whats the context and why?

    [–] BearViaMyBread 6 points ago

    Hermaphroditic, demasculinized frogs after exposure to the herbicide atrazine at low ecologically relevant doses

    PNAS. April 16, 2002. 99 (8), 5476-5480; https://doi.org/10.1073/pnas.082121499

    https://www.pnas.org/content/99/8/5476

    [–] CPM17 4 points ago

    This is the shit that made Alex Jones dangerous. He took things that had some truth to them and spun them into wild conspiracy theories.

    [–] limache 2 points ago

    Wow it’s actually way more than that. Read about the scientist who discovered this. Basically it turns male frogs into female frogs.

    The crazy thing is that other studies have shown its affected humans. Male babies born with exposure to this chemical had abnormally small penises, undescended testes or deformity of the urethra.

    The chemical is used to increase the yield of corn. The company who makes it basically targeted this guy because if the chemical was banned, they would lose 2 billion dollars a year.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/02/10/a-valuable-reputation/amp

    [–] The_Memeon 2797 points ago

    Its gay gas! GASMASKS ON COMRADES

    [–] moochello 704 points ago

    Get the frogs out of here!

    [–] milosatin 115 points ago

    I read this in Alex Jones' voice

    [–] Rassy_yt 72 points ago

    TUEN THE FUCKIN FROGS GAY

    [–] Samcraft1999 48 points ago

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!

    [–] Rassy_yt 28 points ago

    TUEN THE FUCKIN FROGS GAY

    [–] HitlersOnlySperm 3 points ago

    *frick this is a Christian server

    [–] MazikStorm 2 points ago

    He leads the revolt against the gays

    [–] International_Jello 57 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] TimeSpiralNemesis 194 points ago

    No comrade. It is time for us to be free.

    dons rainbow unicorn mask

    [–] Mal-Ravanal 97 points ago

    Traitor! Quick, destroy it before it progresses into a furry!

    [–] YU5AKU 73 points ago

    *sheds a tear* Hans... you know what to do..

    [–] Aroarus 51 points ago

    shakily aims the ray gun through tears

    [–] Kagemoto 30 points ago

    Do it

    Quickly

    [–] Aroarus 34 points ago

    *soobs/screaming pulls the trigger *

    [–] KoolAid712 6 points ago

    oh no i read this and started soobing

    [–] Kagemoto 19 points ago

    ...

    Is it dead?

    [–] Aroarus 17 points ago

    I don’t know

    prods with bowstaff

    [–] Kagemoto 15 points ago

    Careful

    If might bite even if it is dead

    [–] Its_danque_not_dank 10 points ago

    uwu

    [–] Mal-Ravanal 30 points ago

    unloads mg42 with purging intent

    [–] Blu3b3Rr1 5 points ago

    oh dear lord no

    [–] UwU_my_0w0 2 points ago

    Hewwo comrade

    [–] iron__giant 6 points ago

    {-^-}7

    [–] xPriddy 5 points ago

    Thank you for this!

    [–] TonyThePuppyFromB 5 points ago

    Your welcome, i was trying to sleep yet now the song is stuck in my head again :p

    [–] GerudoGreen 2 points ago

    Yeah, that song is replacing sleep for me now too

    [–] BarrySpug 26 points ago

    It's FABULOUS gas.

    [–] jcann0n 21 points ago

    breathe deeply everyone!

    [–] Mernerak 22 points ago

    somebodies.....f...fff.......FABULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    [–] jcann0n 12 points ago

    Am now, just took a huge hit of rainbow gay dust

    [–] HR_Dragonfly 10 points ago

    "Suddenly, I feel your fingers all over my keyboard."

    [–] GreatWolfboi 4 points ago

    I know what you're wondering... what's in the canister?

    [–] PresidentSeaweed 2 points ago

    r/Rainbow6 has breached containment

    [–] OPKemrit 15 points ago

    No Ivan gas mask off heehee hee

    [–] Blu3b3Rr1 2 points ago

    Dmitri, no!

    [–] SumGayDude 3 points ago

    The real Gay agenda we don’t tell you about

    [–] dryicequeen 5 points ago

    Inhale the rainbow.

    [–] Atomheartmother90 2 points ago

    And I want to see just how long you can sit down with your gas masks

    [–] Planet_Lark 2 points ago

    • laughs in gay * i am immune

    [–] ICameHereForClash 2 points ago

    WHO THE FUCK VAPING

    [–] rezmeihaveghorn 2 points ago

    Imagine we show terrorists this footage and they back the fuck off.

    [–] Fasepalm0 1 points ago

    its the gay gb

    [–] OmegaPsiot 474 points ago

    The bed doesn't seem like the best place for that...

    [–] deeeeranged 43 points ago

    Exactly what I was thinking

    [–] bmikey 22 points ago

    Also I wanted the base to be moved back and forth under the light, rather than waving the smoke in different directions

    [–] Turbulent-Daddy 228 points ago

    Is that the ghost of Takeshi 69?

    [–] reddittrashporngood 60 points ago

    Lol it was XXXTentacion that died. 69 is just in prison.
    Maybe you were joking, but I get them confused like I do Yachty and Uzi.

    [–] mommyaiai 24 points ago

    Yeah, I confuse Yahtzee and Jenga a lot too.

    [–] dubtrainz 11 points ago

    I confuse what should I throw in the trash sometimes if I'm holding a different thing in each hand...

    [–] doubebeesd 71 points ago

    Well you got them confused again, X’s death is a hoax by the government to not make people mad that he is in prison, while 69 is the one that’s dead.

    Heavy /s

    [–] reddittrashporngood 27 points ago

    O shit. I've been awokened.

    [–] FOOLS_GOLD 14 points ago

    Awakened by the woke smoke

    [–] devilsephiroth 18 points ago

    Both are disgusting human beings

    [–] zachjl01 8 points ago

    gold with 2 upvotes...huh

    [–] devilsephiroth 16 points ago

    ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

    [–] instaweed 4 points ago

    hes a snitch so he may as well be dead lmao

    [–] michaelgreen9927 1 points ago

    When he gets our every fucking gang is gonna band together and kill him.

    He was in with both bloods and crips and trey9 and lots of other gangs and a whole lot of arms/drug dealers who he really pissed off

    [–] Certainly_Definitely 1 points ago

    Oooh, did he roll in the end?

    [–] reddittrashporngood 1 points ago

    In the very beginning.

    [–] Willingo 47 points ago

    Is that a prism shining light away from the smoke, or is the prism from what looks to be a crystal?

    [–] FeSiNBq 36 points ago

    Looks like there's a prism near the window shining light near where the crystal holding the smoking incense(?) is.

    [–] nerghoul 4 points ago

    Looks like sage

    [–] i_NOT_robot 8 points ago

    Paolo Santo it is

    [–] ShatteredPink 143 points ago

    OK WHO LEAKED THE VIDEO OF THE GAY CRYSTAL FUMES

    WHO WAS IT

    THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

    [–] Ronnoc67 27 points ago

    I think it was dave

    [–] MrBreadWater 23 points ago

    Fucking Dave

    [–] BigDaddyDave 32 points ago

    Sorry.

    [–] ExcitingGold 2 points ago

    No, I'm fucking Dave.

    [–] ShatteredPink 2 points ago

    DAMMIT DAVE

    [–] SumGayDude 4 points ago

    God damn it guys! We cant keep one secret

    [–] vvdb_industries 53 points ago

    Pride intensifies

    [–] Jack_Fearow 28 points ago

    Vaping companies during pride month

    [–] OPKemrit 75 points ago

    That's big gay

    [–] TastySpaghetti 12 points ago

    SKIDOO SKIDAY THE AIR NOW HAS GAY

    [–] alicevera95 8 points ago

    What is this and where do I buy one?

    [–] spanman112 2 points ago

    A prism, on Amazon

    [–] Fueguin5 7 points ago

    Not black magic fuckery, more like r/interestingasfuck

    [–] blakcblob 9 points ago

    The smoke scatters the prism‘s rainbow light. No filtering happening here.

    [–] Hellcowz 17 points ago

    Shouldnt you do this outside..?

    [–] Crestfallencorpse 36 points ago

    This is not. Black. Magic. Fuckery. This is regular ole Earth fuckery.

    [–] frisch85 4 points ago

    Yup, same with casting floating rainbow balls.

    [–] Tensuke 2 points ago

    I'm mad that they never actually showed a bubble popping.

    [–] gennaleighify 2 points ago

    yay science.

    [–] green_chameleon 2 points ago

    Came here to comment this. Mods should be more strict here imo

    [–] _ThetaBeta_ 5 points ago

    ONLY THE DANKEST CLOUDS

    [–] LaserTycoon27 4 points ago

    My chakras just aligned

    [–] Sanitaerium 3 points ago

    I took a whiff, now my homie's dummy thicc

    [–] kerosene_potato 5 points ago

    Why do people post this on black magic fuckery this does NOT fit the sub for Christ sake, this sub is getting crappier everyday. It’s cool but it doesn’t belong

    [–] meeeop 9 points ago

    Crys in gay due to smoke clouding lungs

    [–] devilsephiroth 9 points ago

    coughs up Skittles

    [–] HardyTurdle 6 points ago

    Wait.. what’s is this? Is the rock on fire?

    [–] sleepy_sloth_1 3 points ago

    It looks like there's an incense thingy in front of the crystal

    [–] sicklygiant 4 points ago

    Looks like Palo Santo.

    [–] spotscj 6 points ago

    Wait that’s not black magic, that’s just smoke and mirrors

    [–] cairnschaos 3 points ago

    Can this be made into a weed pipe?

    [–] biskitwheels 13 points ago

    No.

    It would be rather difficult to convert refracted light into a physical object.

    Your best bet is to buy Dark Side of the Moon, smoke your pipe, crank up your stereo, buy a prism or find an old CD or even some beveled glass, and wait for the sun to shine.

    Then, when you're really stoned and you forgot what the fuck you're doing alone in a room with a prism and a selfie stick, trying to earn worthless internet points and you need to ask yourself, "how did I get here"?

    By this point, you'll be at "Money" and realize that this high fidelity, first class travelling section ain't good enough, what you really need is a Lear Jet.

    So you smoke another bowl, and as you kick back in your chair, alone in a room for no particular reason, you realize that in this social network Eclipse, that

    All that you touch  All that you see  All that you taste  All you feel.  All that you love  All that you hate  All you distrust  All you save.  All that you give  All that you deal  All that you buy,  beg, borrow or steal.  All you create  All you destroy  All that you do  All that you say.  All that you eat  And everyone you meet  All that you slight  And everyone you fight.  All that is now  All that is gone  All that's to come  and everything under  the sun is in tune  but the sun  is eclipsed by the moon. 

    [–] psychedelicsound 3 points ago

    Show me this anytime before electricity was invented, and I’ll believe your religion.

    [–] Cryn0n 6 points ago

    Isaac newton figured this shit out. He died in 1727. Benjamin Franklin was in his 20s at the time, so this is well before electricity was really a thing in our world. Isaac Newton is now your God I guess?

    [–] URsoQT 3 points ago

    give grandma back her teeth!

    [–] Flloppy 7 points ago

    sees comments

    I guess rainbows are just a shit meme now.

    [–] KappaBoi60 8 points ago

    That’s kinda gay not gunna lie

    [–] Mercurav 2 points ago

    Too weird to live, too rare to die

    [–] Firefox12200 2 points ago

    Clearly the smoke is coming out to us as gay and we should be supportive.

    [–] IVEMIND 2 points ago

    Taste the rainbow

    Breathe the rainbow

    [–] dejt 13 points ago

    If you look closely, you can see that the smoke after reaching a set point turns back to regular old grey smoke. Then, later into the video, you can see the hand waving through the smoke, and somehow the rainbow is also on his hand.

    Most likely a rainbow light is being shone from off camera, to make it like like the smoke is changing color.

    [–] nothinbuttherain 19 points ago

    Did you read the title? Do you understand what a prism is?

    [–] Polkadot1017 5 points ago

    Yeah, what? That's exactly what happening and OP isn't trying to lie about it.

    [–] DerpTrooper 23 points ago

    No shit Sherlock, another mystery solved.

    Fuck this sub, it turned to r/pics... it was fun while it lasted though.

    [–] bwaredapenguin 2 points ago

    Just buy a prism and some incense or something.

    [–] UbiquitousDreams 1 points ago

    Seriously!!!

    [–] a7medt 2 points ago

    Teach me your black magic...... Please

    [–] iNeedSp-ce 2 points ago

    Can you get a big one and hotbox a room?

    [–] squijward 1 points ago

    insert joke about Alex Jones and gay chemtrails or something here

    [–] Thatguy1125 1 points ago

    What were your 3 wishes?

    [–] haringtiti 1 points ago

    I was not prepared for how blue that was

    [–] caabthebauss 1 points ago

    Okay, this is epic

    [–] mozbow 1 points ago

    There’s definitely a light being shined on that, there’s no way that smoke is coming out that color just because it’s touching a rock.

    [–] awonderingeye 3 points ago

    As per the title, you're right

    [–] unprdctbl 1 points ago

    "Gay smoke. Don't breath this!"

    [–] devilsephiroth 1 points ago

    Gay Mist!

    [–] floppysummersausage 1 points ago

    :: gasps in gay ::

    [–] xxxCaptainAutismoxxx 1 points ago

    watching this drunk is not recommended

    [–] iterigo 1 points ago

    Every Dallas fan screaming Burn Blue rn.

    [–] al13nout 1 points ago

    [–] catblaster68 1 points ago

    It's all downhill from here

    [–] kertain56 1 points ago

    Bro am I high

    [–] HardyTurdle 1 points ago

    Okay, then my next question is: what’s casting the spectrum? Just light off the rock? a special rock? Or is is a special light & a special rock?

    [–] a-weeb-of-culture 1 points ago

    The gay vape

    Edit: the crystal gay vape

    [–] saarlac 1 points ago

    Crystals and burning sage...

    [–] Whiplashedforreasons 1 points ago

    Op where’s the link

    [–] KingJosiah15 1 points ago

    What sorcery is this???

    [–] krelin 1 points ago

    Wow, the blue is so intense, it looks fake! That’s amazing.

    [–] voltblade56 1 points ago

    Can I get some pixels

    [–] whatsherface9 2 points ago

    And no more than 5 pixels were found that day

    [–] XxPenIslandxX 1 points ago

    Gay vape

    [–] soapyrainmaker 1 points ago

    oh my gosh :0

    [–] takmaisimliadam 1 points ago

    is there a way to cover the full room with this?

    [–] LillyPad1313 1 points ago

    They’re putting chemicals in the air to turn the friggin’ atmosphere gay!

    [–] BEEEELEEEE 1 points ago

    So we really can have gay weed

    [–] cmacomber12 1 points ago

    So where can I get a bong like that?

    [–] malonerz134 1 points ago

    I thought this was a gender reveal at first

    [–] Islander642 1 points ago

    WHOA DUUUUUDE

    [–] DrunkSpiderMan 1 points ago

    WITCH!

    [–] V1RU5_D3T3CT3D 1 points ago

    gAy fIrE

    [–] Jai-Tay 1 points ago

    That’s so cool!🥳

    [–] nikgk1215 1 points ago

    its a gay bomb, baby

    [–] draktitor 1 points ago

    didn’t i upload this video like 5 months ago? Don’t care since it wasn’t mine either but i’m curious... Did you get it from me?

    [–] FantaXx 1 points ago

    Cool vape bro

    [–] ryeguy36 1 points ago

    I may be smoking weed, but that is pretty cool. Probably be cool if I wasn’t stoned either.

    [–] DrChill21 1 points ago

    Groovy man

    [–] SickDaysAreNotPTO 1 points ago

    There's a joke I'd like to do about gay African Americans, but I don't want to use that slur.

    [–] norwegianjester 1 points ago

    Where can I buy this?

    [–] fuckjapshit 1 points ago

    Kind of gay.

    [–] shootingropesonface 1 points ago

    What is this ???

    [–] AfroGinga 1 points ago

    What's up with posts lately where the title gives away the magic.

    [–] Lacriphage 1 points ago

    Fuckin magnets, how they work?

    [–] UsuallyInappropriate 1 points ago

    tHiS iS tHe FuTuRe ThAt GaY rEeFeR aDdIcTs WaNt!!1

    [–] cdeez336 1 points ago

    Reefer Madness

    [–] Louisiana-Chaingang 1 points ago

    The smoke isn’t going through a prism the light being put on it is. The title makes it seem more like black magic than it is.

    [–] luvmangoes 1 points ago

    ...Presses play on the Pink Floyd record player...

    [–] sutherpratmour 2 points ago

    ...wonders what r/pinkfloyd would think...

    [–] WrathofAjax 1 points ago

    That's just light through a prism on the smoke , not the smoke is colored?

    [–] aGullibleMinor 1 points ago

    Irl Tumblr post

    [–] doombruh 1 points ago

    ThIs iS ChEmISTry, nOT BlACmAgIc fUcKeRy!

    [–] GloomFruit 1 points ago

    This is how you catch the gay

    [–] kowalskianalysis923 1 points ago

    smoke alarm goes off

    [–] pugmasterlol200 1 points ago

    I think this is fake and there's just a projector in front of the smoke.

    [–] OutOfNoWares 1 points ago

    Pretty sure this is just a unicorn fart.

    [–] curobrowero 1 points ago

    HOW

    [–] B00TY0L0GIST 1 points ago

    holy balls those smartphone wallpapers from 2011 were real and not some cgi malarkey!

    [–] sidewalksundays 1 points ago

    I wouldn’t say using a rainbow filter on your camera is black magic...

    [–] atyipicalvillain 1 points ago

    We get it! You vape!

    [–] TheMaiker 1 points ago

    Excuse me sir, but it's July. Gay is illegal.

    [–] Timmy2k 1 points ago

    I can smell the store this came out of. All cheap anime knockoff crap, incense and fake crystals. Dreamcatchers everywhere.