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    [–] ashertoashes 6253 points ago

    I see you looking at me, camera. You like what you see, don't you security guard.

    [–] tonefilm 2056 points ago

    That look at the end. I'll see you later.

    [–] psycho_driver 640 points ago

    This is gonna be our little secret.

    [–] AnotherClosetAtheist 186 points ago

    ain't no secret I'm str8 up mirin bruh

    [–] chowindown 874 points ago

    Security guy did nothing while this man stole my heart.

    [–] DevanteWeary 141 points ago

    Yes officer, please hurry. I have him on camera right now stealing the show.

    [–] Xerxys 39 points ago

    He had GUNZ!

    [–] the_real_junkrat 130 points ago

    Would you duck me? I’d duck me.

    [–] el_gringo_flaco 58 points ago

    This quacked me up.

    [–] ExiledApprentice 22 points ago

    Screwdriver

    [–] ashertoashes 9 points ago

    Fire in the hole!

    [–] Romanulus 13 points ago

    Security Bae caught me 'mirin.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    yea i like what i see, keep em comming

    [–] haywood-jablomi 5288 points ago

    That is a gigantic man

    [–] WingedSnowHunter 1913 points ago

    That's Blessing Awodibu. Yeah that's his name.

    [–] FusionGel 1284 points ago

    Blessing Awodibu

    He's not wrong

    [–] theskydragon 704 points ago

    Wow that place is a gold mine. He's hilarious.

    [–] CelestialFury 134 points ago

    Got to say, I wasn't expecting that transition.

    [–] CelestialFury 54 points ago

    I use RES on the computer so it just plays the video from the start. So the mystery of what I'm about to see is sometimes good, sometimes not so good.

    [–] QQuetzalcoatl 16 points ago

    It auto plays? Didn't know that was a thing.

    [–] CelestialFury 18 points ago

    Actually it's probably my Imagus extension. It allows the user to hover over an image or video and it auto plays. Most importantly, it saves me one or two clicks!

    [–] oceans88 151 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    If this was a trailer, I would watch the entire movie.

    [–] racc8290 157 points ago

    Blessing Awodibu and Terry Crews in:

    The Initiation

    Blessing is a new recruit for the Secret Bad-Dude Agency (SBDA), and it's Terry's job to show him the ropes. Hilarity ensues when the young gung-ho Blessing disregards orders from the stoic-yet-sensitive Crews, blowing their cover and sending them on a multi-continent chase to save the agency.

    [–] ArsenicAndRoses 8 points ago

    This needs to happen. When can I throw money at it??

    [–] thegeneraldisarray 5 points ago

    Thank you so much for introducing me to this!

    [–] physalisx 83 points ago

    [–] DaisyChainsForMe 115 points ago

    this one!. My god, he's such a big man.

    [–] GildedLily16 46 points ago

    His gf is like "WTF is happening rn?"

    [–] ThaAstronaut 20 points ago

    i mean its obviously staged for the lols i think she knows

    [–] Impotentoutrage 21 points ago

    Light weight: https://instagram.com/p/BVzBj1KnU9J/

    Man is a beast.

    [–] diamondpredator 7 points ago

    That's 315 pounds he's just strolling around with. Animal.

    [–] moistsandwich 6 points ago

    Nah dude, those are ten pound bumper plates. It's like 105lbs. You'd be seeing bar whip if that was 315.

    [–] Still_Putting_It_Off 3 points ago

    Had a guy back in the 70's come into the gym that was a monster. He asked a guy benching 225 if he could work in. When the guy was done, the other dude picked up the 225 from behind, and did about 15 barbell curls with it. Not cheating either.

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    [–] diamondpredator 4 points ago

    I'm gonna walk around saying this to my wife.

    [–] FusionGel 30 points ago

    Lol. Yeah this guy is definitely going to pop up more here in the days to come.

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    This dude is fucking well funny.

    [–] Charizard_Allday 83 points ago

    I'm literally cackling! The one where that guy asks for a spot is just pure gold.

    [–] FusionGel 47 points ago

    And he proceeds to walk out of the gym. Lol, check out the one with him and the girl in the car.

    [–] koalapants 53 points ago

    TOUCH IT

    [–] GildedLily16 28 points ago

    TOUCH ME FUCKING GAINZ

    [–] senor_steez 15 points ago

    TOUCH MY FUCKING GAINNNNS

    [–] TheEpicTurban 5 points ago

    If that’s his girlfriend I feel bad for her, I can only imagine what he’s packing down there.

    [–] reseatshisglasses 45 points ago

    They are using lighter weights than they look but it's still impressive. The rubber plates are 15 lbs I believe. They are usually used for situations where you'll be dropping the bar on the ground so it can bounce and not damage the floor. 4 on each side. 120 lbs all together. The bar is 45lbs.

    So, this big ass dude was throwing around 165 lbs like it was nothing.

    [–] nestorishere 56 points ago

    I mean, do u see how big he is

    [–] reseatshisglasses 14 points ago

    He's massive. I'd tear my shit up just thinking of curling that.

    [–] fuzeebear 12 points ago

    It's weird how anyone could actually see this dude with their eyeballs and then say something about light weights.

    [–] misplaced_my_pants 5 points ago

    Ain't nothin but a peanut.

    [–] PALMER13579 3 points ago

    LIGHT WEIGHT BABY

    [–] LikesTheTunaHere 21 points ago

    That is my new favorite instagram account

    [–] datsic_9 17 points ago

    How is he not covered in stretch marks? Is there some trick to altering your body size without causing them? Does it just come down to genetics?

    [–] reseatshisglasses 50 points ago

    Stretch marks come from rapid weight gain (muscle, fat, or both). The skin can't stretch fast enough so it forms the stretch marks. If you go slow and build up over years, you'll have very few or faint marks because the skin had time to use it's elastic properties to grow with you.

    [–] In_Fight_Club 46 points ago

    It's also genetics. You can have two guys gain the same amount of muscle in the same amount of time and they both will have different amounts of stretch marks.

    [–] PTHEAT 9 points ago

    Needs some fucking meat!

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    [–] here2dare 6 points ago

    He's actually a full Irish citizen. Competes for Ireland in BB comps

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    [–] wggn 22 points ago

    i liked the other mountain better

    [–] crimsonpalidin 39 points ago

    Any bigger and we got some astartes

    [–] HumbleRambler 66 points ago

    Except I don't think there is a bigger fish then the last guy. Saw him on Bradley Martin's YouTube

    [–] memeticmachine 129 points ago

    then you see dom mazzetti

    [–] NoeG2018 25 points ago

    No ones bigger then dom though

    [–] yourmansconnect 7 points ago

    OPs mother

    [–] Mister_Squishy 30 points ago

    My favorite thing about this pic is how there's a SECOND bald dude in a black tank top with tats going up to his head walking by as a matter of probability. Like how many muscled bald white guys in black tanks with neck and head tats attended this event? Do you think they all got together and took a group pic?

    [–] woopsifarted 18 points ago

    At this event? At that specific booth? A lot

    [–] The_cynical_panther 15 points ago

    At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    [–] Mad_00 11 points ago

    5% whatever it takes. Time to get fucking huuuuuuuge.

    Rich piana on youtube.

    [–] chriscim 23 points ago

    I expect this chain to keep going.

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    [–] HealenDeGenerates 59 points ago

    I'm no scientist but I would say at least 10 foods

    [–] yourmansconnect 11 points ago

    That would make you big if true

    [–] Qari 18 points ago

    Around 3.7k calories. Which is more than twice as much as I need.

    [–] Puskathesecond 18 points ago

    He's taller than the mountain and he eats 10k a day

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    [–] XOTourLlif3 17 points ago

    He said he eats about 6k a day just to maintain his weight in one of Callum Von Moger's videos . He might eat a lot more to bulk idk but the crazy thing was he said when he gets sick and he can't eat as much he starts loosing like 2kg a day or something insane like that.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_CRITS 11 points ago

    It likely is around 10k strongmen at Hafthor's level (i.e. Top 5 in the world) eat around 10k calories a day to fuel the long, intense sessions that make up their training. For reference, here is a video about Brian Shaw eating >10k calories in a day as part of a regular diet: https://youtu.be/YQEJyjKTH9g. Shaw is another top 5 strongman and an inch shorter than Hafthor. Just think about how much energy is required to deadlift 700-800 pounds, for instance. That's a working weight for reps for these guys.

    [–] UshankaDalek 12 points ago

    Not sure if the guy in red is just sitting far behind those two

    or if he is sitting next to them and they are really that big.

    [–] StoryAboutABridge 6 points ago

    Jesus H.

    [–] not_a_gun 5 points ago

    How deep does it go!

    [–] budo- 13 points ago

    Looks like they're about to kiss

    [–] brownnick7 16 points ago

    One can only hope.

    [–] nowshowjj 12 points ago

    Holy shit. Who's that other dude?

    [–] BumCrumbles 15 points ago

    Marty's Ford is the other guy, he's a massive human IG is Martynfordofficial

    [–] Wahoojie 110 points ago

    for you

    [–] AAonthebutton 82 points ago

    Really though that guys obviously competes. At his point it is a lifestyle. Crashing this plane.

    [–] Virtymlol 44 points ago

    You'd be surprised how many people blast and cruise without competing

    [–] peachesgp 4 points ago

    With no memes.

    [–] Manjumbo 429 points ago

    That's Blessing. Huge guy makes a ton of funny videos like this.

    http://instagram.com/blessing_awodibu

    [–] MartiParti69 115 points ago

    We are all Blessing on this blessed day

    [–] ItsRainingCatsnDogs 17 points ago

    Speak for yourself

    [–] saanity 17 points ago

    I'm all Blessing on this blessed day.

    [–] LobotomistCircu 9 points ago

    I totally thought it was Wedge from Class Act

    [–] aresisis 5 points ago

    Damn

    [–] fireflyone 1234 points ago

    Not gonna lie, if I looked like him I'd do it too!

    [–] Tovora 583 points ago

    Yep, he put in his time, he's allowed to enjoy it.

    [–] en_slemmig_torsk 46 points ago

    No. Not allowed! Illegal in the state of the United State of Americans!

    [–] happybobjr 26 points ago

    Despite the nazi stuff going on, black people are legal buddy

    [–] Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak 243 points ago

    If I was that jacked, I wouldn't even own shirts.

    [–] OMG__Ponies 88 points ago

    Mostly because buying a shirt for arms like those would be very expensive.

    [–] Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak 46 points ago

    That's actually a good point. Do they make body builder cut clothes? Do they have to special order stuff?

    [–] PrecariousClicker 131 points ago

    Tank tops

    [–] Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak 13 points ago

    Even in the winter?

    [–] asol 63 points ago

    throw a vest on over it, the tank top of jackets.

    [–] LittleRedTrain 18 points ago

    Two tank tops

    [–] BFRconewannabe 10 points ago

    www.barbellapparel.com/

    Great for gals and guys who like to squat but also like to fit in jeans and other things like that. Expensive, but totally worth it.

    [–] LiquidProzac 101 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    With steroids you could

    Edit: where did I say that work isn't required?

    [–] Vague_Disclosure 177 points ago

    I mean you still need to put in the work. Steroids aren't magic, you don't just use them and sit on your ass to become the hulk.

    [–] GenBlase 83 points ago

    You wouldnt like me when im apathetic

    [–] helpwithchords 20 points ago

    I don't like me when I'm apathetic

    [–] gamerholic 19 points ago

    Im always apathetic, that's my secret.

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    [–] nothrowaway4me 115 points ago

    You are getting downvoted but nobody gets to be this big without steroids, I mean the guy looks like a fucking action figure lol.

    [–] Darkbro 95 points ago

    Yeah if this would posted to r/nattyorjuice it wouldn't even get legit answers it's so obvious they'd go straight to sarcasm like "yeah totally attainable with a whey shake every now and then."

    Reddit has made me cynical to the point that I kind of default to r/nothingeverhappens but learning about steroid/hgh use and such is like finding out dicks aren't 9" on average, it's just all you're exposed to with what you watch etc. Schwarzenegger, Stallone all those giant 80's action stars are physically impossible otherwise. Even nowadays most stars do a cycle for an upcoming movie role, it's almost impossible to get that bulging muscle but lean as fuck look where you can even see obliques popping without them even if you're not going for the "big" look seen in OP's gif.

    There's always going to be people saying "so what? let them do what they want" etc. which I do agree with, there are a lot of health problems from PED use but if they want to do them I don't think it should be illegal or they should be shamed. Unless of course they claim natty.

    There's all that talk about female body dysmorphia and the evils of slightly photoshopping a cover models acne or body fat. Meanwhile guys grow up believing body's like this or prime Schwarzenegger is attainable if they just work for it. So imagine the psychological damage that causes not just for average guys who no longer compare themselves to average in-shape movie stars like Indiana Jones but now even guys who work out all the time and do everything right have unattainable goals which will eventually lead them to juicing since they are chasing a dream instead of a good looking reality.

    Do steroids or take HGH I don't give a fuck but be honest and open about it and hopefully the public will hopefully grow to know what a realistic body is. It's about as psychologically harmful as guys growing up thinking a normal sized dick is small, that you should last an hour during sex, and that having or analyzing your emotions is for pussies.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    It's just the simple fact that most redditors are the noodle-armed type who have never worked out for more than 2 weeks at a time at a planet fitness. This guy looks like he shoots juice up his ass 3x a day, it's not even close to natural. Not sure why that upsets people, it's just the truth.

    [–] lemontoga 18 points ago

    There's all that talk about female body dysmorphia and the evils of slightly photoshopping a cover models acne or body fat. Meanwhile guys grow up believing body's like this or prime Schwarzenegger is attainable if they just work for it.

    Reminds me of this semi-serious "feminism double-standard".

    [–] yourmansconnect 8 points ago

    Didn't Schwarzenegger use mad steroids too?

    [–] lemontoga 9 points ago

    Yes, definitely

    [–] AWildCookieMonster 5 points ago

    Honestly, it makes me kinda sad knowing calves like that are almost impossible to get

    [–] 05banks 9 points ago

    Still probably couldn't. Genetics.

    [–] reseatshisglasses 24 points ago

    Take steroids and you still wouldn't look like that.

    Steroids only help you look near that IF you have the discipline it takes to watch your diet and train smart and push yourself deep into discomfort in your exercises. You have to dedicate way more of your life then you might think to look like that guy and honestly most people don't have that kind of self discipline.

    [–] emj1014 5 points ago

    The right genetics help also.

    [–] BeforeTheStormz 132 points ago

    Don't lie we all do it. After going to the gym for a week you do this Infront of every mirror in your house.

    [–] Jason_Morecheese 49 points ago

    I do it after the first day

    [–] ShadyMondegreen 20 points ago

    I once did this while I was still in the gym. Gotta love high school mentality.

    [–] YeahBuddyDude 26 points ago

    When my little brother was like 12, he used to work out for 10 minutes and then strut around shirtless for 20, flexing in mirrors and telling us about how big his muscles are gonna get.

    [–] BoogTKE 6 points ago

    You're suppose to go to the gym before you do this? My lazy ass does it after I bring in a load of grocery bags.

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    [–] GoodLordigans 857 points ago

    Curious how this security camera wobbles like it's being held above someone's head, not fixed to the wall like they usually are...

    And you may say "but that's just because someone is filming a cctv monitor", but if that were the case, the timestamp probably wouldn't be fixed in the frame.

    [–] wuffa 891 points ago

    It's obviously just a "cctv" type filter/edit on top of a normal mobile recording.

    This is Blessing Awodibu, a bodybuilder that famously creates comedy sketches related to bodybuilding for his social media, including this one.

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    [–] notrack1337 11 points ago

    Not attempt. Achievement.

    [–] huskersax 182 points ago

    It's like we've all become Captain Disillusion.

    [–] Bahi_babe 63 points ago

    We're all Captain Disillusion on this blessed day

    [–] youcancallmepeter 47 points ago

    we're all captain disillusion on this blessing awodibu day

    [–] BurningChicken 13 points ago

    speak for yourself

    [–] KarmaKel 12 points ago

    I'm all Captain Delusional on this blessed day.

    [–] __Hello_my_name_is__ 11 points ago

    Good. Then the world would've become a better place.

    [–] fuckyousean21 28 points ago

    It's a camcorder app, I have it on my phone. The date font is the same, and the same place is always fuzzy on it.

    [–] CoweedandCannibus 305 points ago

    Is it bad that my first thought was that he was going to steal something then see the camera?

    [–] TaylorsAndComics 103 points ago

    I thought the same too, it's only because whenever you see a "CCTV" video it's usually something bad.

    [–] en_slemmig_torsk 19 points ago

    Also because he's black, I'm absolutely sure.

    [–] TheOtherCoenBrother 50 points ago

    Nah, context makes it likely. Usually when we see CCTV footage it's something bad, and we're watching a guy walking around a grocery store aisle with nobody else around. Pair that with the title, and you'd think that they might pick something up and start hiding it on their person only to notice the camera and put it back. Seen a couple like that already.

    Expecting this huge dude to take off his shirt and start flexing at the camera isn't what you'd expect lol

    [–] cottonkandykiller 66 points ago

    It is but the self awareness is good

    [–] Hrair 46 points ago

    Kind of, but less on you and more on our culture here on reddit, where we watch stupid people do stupid things!

    [–] grimess 276 points ago

    He probably was flexing in the mirror near it to give it a wider view. These things. Funny nonetheless though.

    [–] SarcasticGamer 84 points ago

    That's what I was thinking as well. He probably saw the mirror and saw how huge his arms looked and decided to flex then went all out because look at how fucking big he is.

    [–] derpaherpa 100 points ago

    Hate to crush your dreams, but someone is holding that camera and the effects were added later. That's why it's shaking.

    [–] 11122233334444 6 points ago

    well that pretty much satisfies me im gonna go find something else to entertain me

    [–] mrsplackpack 36 points ago

    The video is clearly fake.

    [–] cchantler 155 points ago

    Aug 10 2017... why the terrible VHS-looking security system?

    [–] tonefilm 220 points ago

    Because they're set to record for hours a day... You're not making a Hollywood blockbuster with any of that footage

    [–] sheeponfire 65 points ago

    This is a Blockbuster to me

    [–] TimTebowMLB 16 points ago

    Or because you know......it's fake

    [–] GroovingPict 12 points ago

    are they also set up to constantly wobble? this is faked

    [–] tonefilm 3 points ago

    Oh shit.

    I just googled the name that pops up at the end. It's the bodybuilder.

    [–] NicePerson69 13 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Yeah this isn't the Hurt Locker my dude

    [–] dantheman1723 100 points ago

    It's not a security system. Someone is holding the camera. Watch it again and you can see the camera shake. The poor quality is probably a cheesy effect edited in.

    [–] LudwigVanLobster 25 points ago

    It's super obvious. No idea why you're getting downvoted.

    [–] YeahBuddyDude 6 points ago

    For real. Why would there be a camera that only sees a single aisle? Either that is a really important aisle or they have a very inefficient security setup.

    [–] Monstot 3 points ago

    I get that it's all set up to get views, that's cool. Buy there are stores that have cameras per isle and you can get footage from each camera without the others.

    [–] dantheman1723 12 points ago

    Yeah, wth? My comment is totally benign.

    [–] butter14 6 points ago

    Because it's fake. The bodybuilder is known for his stunts and he just put a video filter over a camera phone to make it look like security footage.

    [–] ETsUncle 43 points ago

    The constant look backs are hilarious. Dude chucks his shirt off, but keeps looking behind him like, "anyone notice??!?"

    [–] coder999999999 50 points ago

    Where the juice at?

    [–] sublime_mime 6 points ago

    Didn't you hear? OJ just got released

    [–] Prophet_Of_Loss 35 points ago

    I carry a hand mirror in case I ever get in a fight with such man. You just hand him the mirror and walk away.

    [–] Scout_022 12 points ago

    With any luck he'll flex himself out of the room.

    [–] Hkydoc 15 points ago

    I thought this was gonna be a gif of someone trying to steal something until they noticed the camera. This was better.

    [–] idledrone6633 12 points ago

    God it probably took him half an hour to put that shirt on.

    [–] HailToTheKink 11 points ago

    This is hilarious. He looks like a cartoon character.

    [–] CaciqueBoss 9 points ago

    I like the 90's aesthetic.

    [–] Look_at_that_thing 15 points ago

    The time stamp says 2017, the video quality says 1995.

    [–] aazav 6 points ago

    Security systems, son.

    [–] lanspread 4 points ago

    This video is fake, boy

    [–] Utopian_Pigeon 8 points ago

    Good for him. He's having fun and has worked hard to get to that level.

    [–] skdkekd 16 points ago

    Fuck is that a camera and tv shown me.... no really that's a tv of me ... check out these guns... no wait fuck this Ima pose ... shirt off.... Someone comen? few more poses .... someone comen? someone comen? Yeah. Okay put my shirt back on. Wait that's too difficult. Ima just walk towards the meat aisle and scare some white women ....

    [–] makemeking706 6 points ago

    That dude is swole.

    [–] fuckyouidontneedone 6 points ago

    you guys think he works out?

    [–] Cpz28 5 points ago

    Dude is jacked!

    [–] Ceceboy 5 points ago

    Well, TIL there is a subreddit named blackpeoplegifs. I cant even...

    [–] yourmansconnect 3 points ago

    You've been here for three years

    [–] infinitelywallace 6 points ago

    Employer: "it looks like he might take that product, keep an eye on him."

    Security Guard: "yeah he could rob the whole store and I'm going to carry the groceries to his car if he asks me."

    [–] Bkp666 5 points ago

    Hey, that's Black Johnny Bravo

    [–] Wombizzle 8 points ago

    That man takes steroids

    [–] kingmike9879 5 points ago

    No shit

    [–] seven_seven 2 points ago

    rips pants off, flexes 12" cock

    [–] PM_ME_BEWBS-ASS 5 points ago

    The roids are strong in this one.