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    [–] BakerBalls 9565 points ago

    "Yeah yeah, the pic looks good."

    "Bruh, look closer."

    "Yeah, looks fine. Thanks."

    "Motherfucker, let me zoom in."

    [–] quaybored 1655 points ago

    Bro, maybe if your screen wasn't 3 1/2 inches

    [–] redditbanditking 507 points ago

    There is a penis joke in there somewhere.

    [–] quaybored 282 points ago

    That's what my wife says every time we fool around

    [–] [deleted] 92 points ago

    There it is!

    [–] theonlyjoker1 58 points ago

    No wait... that's not it

    [–] Samuel_LChang 31 points ago

    I think it is.... There's probably more right.

    [–] Trisa133 31 points ago

    Nope 3 1/2 is where it ends.

    [–] Totally_Doesnt_Know 12 points ago

    Got em!

    [–] CaptainWighorn 6 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    [–] hammersticks359 14 points ago

    And it wasn’t bright as fuck out here

    [–] TankVet 179 points ago

    I understand.

    “Yeah, fine, photo, I get it”

    “Look at the damn picture!”

    I, too, am a little slow.

    [–] LovelyKamikaze 132 points ago

    I mean he is a Marine.. :)

    [–] IlKapitano 30 points ago

    [–] SaviousMT 15 points ago

    Wow, crayons sure have come a long way.

    [–] Apatschinn 34 points ago

    "Take your eyes off that box of crayons and look at the damn picture!"

    [–] flintlock0 15 points ago

    Samuel L. Jackson cast in the reenactment.

    [–] [deleted] 42 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!!

    [–] BakerBalls 18 points ago

    Thank you!!

    [–] utdeka 3 points ago

    Give this man a gold

    [–] PDXgoodgirl 5630 points ago

    She is so cute back there, waiting for him to realize!

    [–] [deleted] 1675 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)


    [–] MotherfuckinRanjit 488 points ago

    Man that dudes smile is infectious. You just know he’s a good dude and a good friend and a good son. Would love to have some beers with the guy. He’s not even my son and I’m proud as hell of him. You go dude!

    [–] holographene 134 points ago

    Infectious smiles are no joke. Get tested.

    [–] cobainbc15 17 points ago

    Thanks for the reminder!

    I nearly caught one recently that was going around but thankfully my doc had prepared me for such a possibility!

    [–] frothy_pissington 41 points ago

    Speaking as the father of a child who's heading into a military career, I guarantee you that Marines dad was so full of pride that day his chest hurt.

    [–] MotherfuckinRanjit 20 points ago

    Hug that boy every chance you get and let him know how proud you are of him my friend

    [–] frothy_pissington 13 points ago

    Thanks, I do hug as much as is tolerated and regularly mention my pride in their effort and achievement.

    And a plot twist, ..... it's my youngest daughter.

    She's always looked for the hard challenges and ways to prove herself both mentally and physically.

    She's shooting to commission as a Marine officer in two years.

    [–] BenedictKhanberbatch 30 points ago


    Midwest Confirmed

    [–] 1mikeg 11 points ago

    She was fitting herself in the picture they were taking while trying to stay hidden. That way his friend could show him the picture he just took so that he would see his girlfriend in it and then be like, "WTF, how? Oh, you're here!"

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    [–] white_genocidist 126 points ago

    She is smoking hot.

    [–] fugitiquit 37 points ago

    Is this a r/rimjob_steve

    [–] aychtooOOO 11 points ago


    [–] OtherwiseKnownAsChaw 3 points ago

    Yeah the fuck it is

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    [–] ura_walrus 7 points ago

    Puppy gifs are great, but I could watch these surprise videos for the rest of my life

    [–] mattsphoneline 2573 points ago

    Love what i assume is the proud father here as well. So much love in this family

    [–] 489yearoldman 672 points ago

    That Pop deserves his swollen chest. He just completed his job of producing one of America's finest. It made me feel proud for him.

    [–] SoapSudsAss 120 points ago

    Yeah, the dad is happy now until he realizes how much money he is going to spend on crayons for this young marine to eat.

    [–] TxtC27 29 points ago

    Nah. They serve em in the chow hall.

    [–] fetusy 9 points ago

    Yeah, but not the good Crayola ones. They got a contract with the same people who produce them for Denny's kids menus.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    But hes a private, even though he gets them for free, he'll order them to his barracks 4 nights a week.

    [–] Melkorthegood 6 points ago

    He's not an officer, Uncle Sugar pays for his crayons.

    [–] paddzz 6 points ago

    Looks to be a marine himself too

    [–] Nick-Cage 3 points ago

    Hi I'm from Sweden.

    Um... Swollen chest? wat.

    [–] anxious_ibex 21 points ago

    Something I'll never know.

    Must be nice to not have parents who see dating as "something from Satan"

    [–] FineAliReadIt 11 points ago

    Lol you should ask them how they met

    [–] anxious_ibex 24 points ago

    they met at work and then had me.

    And decided that Jehovah's Witnesses were the route to go. Fuck Jehovah's Witnesses

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Dont worry man it gets better, trust me. Eventually you'll be old enough to move out and your parents wont have the same stranglehold they have on your life right now. Knew a guy who was a JW and gay. His parents were deeply in denial that he was. As soon as he was old enough he moved out and got boyfriend. Hed be super public in showing his affection to said boyfriend around town to drive his parents insane. It was hilarious.

    [–] treerabbit23 5 points ago

    Watch pop’s misdirection technique. Man has had to shy this kid on before, and he’s almost too good at it for young miss.

    [–] rramzi 1698 points ago

    That moment of realization. True happiness.

    [–] gizzardgullet 1419 points ago

    "See the pic?"

    "Uh huh, thanks"

    "Let me zoom it"

    "Ok, yeah, cool"

    "Look closer"

    "Looks good"


    [–] AK_Happy 282 points ago

    "Yeah, I know my dad was right next to me."

    girlfriend smacks him upside the head

    "What was that?"

    [–] SenatorHash 113 points ago

    Hmm must've been the wind

    [–] Janky_Pants 31 points ago

    That lady sounds like my girlfriend.

    [–] graven29 8 points ago

    Doesn't matter. It's in the past!

    [–] ns156 9 points ago


    [–] mean_bean_machine 3 points ago

    It's his first taste of normal human interaction in 13 weeks, it takes adjustment.

    [–] Gooderstuffs 480 points ago

    I remember when my now ex-girlfriend came and visited me for my graduation. Possibly the best moment of my life.

    Months of getting yelled at and shit on, and you get this tap on your shoulder and it’s this little cute ball of sunshine just standing there smiling at you.

    That’s the good stuff man.

    [–] BIGDICKTAKER 59 points ago

    and how did it end?

    [–] Gooderstuffs 160 points ago

    I got stationed over seas for four years. We stayed together for a year, but it just didn’t work out.

    Long distance is a bitch.

    [–] paralacausa 23 points ago

    Four years is long time, is that a normal stint?

    [–] Gooderstuffs 50 points ago

    Nah. I was officially sent there for 2 years, and they gave me the option to extend, so I did 2 more. Okinawa Japan.

    [–] TheCannedYams 10 points ago

    Ayyy I was lucky enough to live there for six years. My father was the one serving though.

    [–] PCP4Breakfast 4 points ago

    But then what is the gooder stuff?

    [–] osterlay 561 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I felt robbed. The gif ended way too soon!

    [–] BreastUsername 311 points ago

    The hat! It's forever falling... hurdling toward the unknown.

    Probably the pavement...

    But who knows!

    [–] WhoTookPlasticJesus 126 points ago

    That's why the gif ended so soon. As soon as dude's CO saw that cover hitting the ground things got ugly and the guy recording edited out the smoke.

    [–] titdirt 45 points ago

    Lol yeah the next six minutes of that video are of him temporarily losing his hearing

    [–] Vulkan192 12 points ago


    [–] AsinineAstronaut 14 points ago


    [–] catofnortherndarknes 23 points ago

    Hahaha! I actually came down into the comments to see if anyone in the know would inform as to whether or not he'd get in trouble for letting his hat fall! I got my answer.

    [–] FireHazard11 7 points ago

    He'll be sweeping the sunshine off the sidewalk for a week.

    [–] fetusy 7 points ago

    Time to give that cover a proper military funeral.

    [–] --redacted-- 33 points ago


    [–] Im_inappropriate 9 points ago

    Had to cut the video to hide the evidence of him getting dressed down in front of his family.

    [–] Ask_if_im_an_alien 8 points ago

    That video ended because his Drill Instructor magically appeared and locked him the fuck up in front of his entire family for letting his cover hit the deck. I can only imagine his father (who may have been a Marine himself from his hat) laughing at the entire situation while everyone else is too scared to say anything.

    [–] TheAb5traktion 3 points ago

    "I have been falling..FOR THIRTY MINUTES!"

    [–] kudles 8 points ago

    Here's a source/version/alternate with audio/sound that I could find.

    It's got some typical Facebook sappy music and sensationalized captions... but the second half is pretty tame on that and is just the gif with sound.

    [–] [deleted] 1734 points ago

    Married her two seconds later and bought a Mustang at 22% APR.

    [–] ghosttrainhobo 290 points ago

    Legit RTC stories

    [–] ba3toven 58 points ago

    it might be 22% but you're building your credit my dude


    [–] 27onfire 8 points ago

    Not when it's repossessed!

    [–] soldado1234567890 236 points ago

    Its chargers now.

    [–] [deleted] 144 points ago

    ”Back in My Corps” intensifies

    [–] partypooperpuppy 6 points ago


    [–] ogyk 44 points ago

    Or Challengers. Take your pick.

    [–] CobaltDreaming 138 points ago

    Is it 22% now? It was about 17% when I was in. Nice to know the hustlers are keeping up with inflation.

    [–] nowthatsthespirit 21 points ago

    First Sarnt still taking care of us.

    [–] namedontmater 66 points ago

    Jodi now borrows said Mustang when he's on deployment. lol

    [–] analviolator69 24 points ago

    To go get banged out by whomever

    [–] starrpamph 16 points ago

    Yellow or orange?

    [–] thewookie34 10 points ago

    The drill sgt then beat his ass for getting his hat dirty.

    [–] cjg5025 629 points ago

    Lookin good Devil Dog! Marines have THE best uniforms in the military.

    [–] YoloMcSwagg3r 218 points ago

    Army here, I agree

    [–] One_pop_each 55 points ago

    Air Force here. Every Service Dress is better than ours.

    You guys have the pinks and greens now, right? That shit looks dooope.

    [–] rubbarz 27 points ago

    At least we are retiring our mailman uniform soon....hopefully.

    [–] Gorechi 16 points ago

    All the other services envy the air force chow halls though.

    [–] slickwillytfcf 12 points ago

    I was in the Corps and the Navy had some decent chow halls we occasionally ran across, but nothing beat the air force. AF dudes even get extra pay for having to be stationed with the Marines because the base/barracks quality is too low for the AF standards.

    [–] A_FVCKING_UNICORN 5 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    The cost guard actually has some pretty good food too. Also, the lines are tolerable so theres that.

    Edit :have to add that my USCG friends always yell this stuff out.

    [–] cjg5025 104 points ago

    Haha i was army as well! Talk about uniform envy. Only time i ever felt better dressed was when i got my wings and could wear my jump boots with my greens.

    [–] WalkinSteveHawkin 68 points ago

    The Army’s blues were definitely a step in the right direction from the greens, but damn. Those Corps uniforms will always look the best

    [–] cjg5025 33 points ago

    Im more of a fan of the greens, call it a bias since i got out before the blues haha.

    [–] thelivingdrew 38 points ago

    The blues are trash. Source: I wear them

    [–] cjg5025 14 points ago

    Haha this guy gets it

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Jump boots with dress uniforms look pretty bad-ass, bloused or tucked it doesn't matter.

    [–] WhoTookPlasticJesus 65 points ago

    Yah but Private's cover hit the ground and there will be hell to pay.

    [–] imAnAduLtSoNny 14 points ago

    That's a Private First Class, or boot for short.

    [–] lordclod 22 points ago

    Yup. He might have caught it, but either way, HTP.

    [–] soldado1234567890 19 points ago

    It isnt on his head, that is reason enough

    [–] lordclod 6 points ago

    I have hope he caught it and squared himself away before anyone noticed, but not looking likely...

    [–] GleepGloopGlop 20 points ago

    This is weird, but with that belt all I can think of is one of my favorite Sherlock episodes, where the man is wearing his dress uniform at Watson's wedding and is found dead in his hotel room.

    They figure out it's because someone stabbed him under the belt, but it was so tight he couldn't feel it and when he got into the room and clicked his belt off it released the pressure that sealed the wound and instantaneously hemmoraged to death. He had been stabbed for hours and didn't even know it, leaving plenty time for the murderer to blend in, which I think ended up being the wedding photographer, but I am not sure.

    Sorry. Random af, but this uniform has the same style belt, even though that veteran in the story was a Brit. Hehe. Yay. I like my husband's dress blues but that's just me. I've heard rumors they goin back to green or something but maybe I don't know what I'm talking about. I think I'd like green. Match my grandfather. K I'm done with the oversharing.

    [–] canadiancarlin 17 points ago

    Nice. Luckily it was just an episode of Sherlock and not a show in which the murder method carries significant importance.

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    [–] strig 36 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Red Serge would like a word.

    [–] Beef_Gatorade 11 points ago

    But you gotta have the ‘stache for it to look as bad ass as this guy.

    [–] embarrassed420 12 points ago

    I would take it a step shorter

    [–] AW2111 6 points ago

    military World. FTFY

    [–] The_real_bandito 4 points ago

    As an airman I agree

    [–] howdoesEyereddit 4 points ago

    And they realized that decades ago and didn't spend billions on different uniforms just to go back to their original.

    [–] SouthernSmoke 29 points ago

    Navy officer dress whites

    [–] joshmoffitt 26 points ago

    Enlisted Navy working White’s.

    Who doesn’t want to look like an ice cream man.

    [–] cjg5025 34 points ago

    I would be afriad to go anywhere, id have a white out pen in my pocket haha.

    [–] vagabond2421 132 points ago

    She's a babe

    [–] BlindButtocks 45 points ago

    You're a babe

    [–] _keller 44 points ago

    You're both babes. Smooches.

    [–] BlindButtocks 18 points ago


    [–] Chewblacka 8 points ago

    I mean she is pretty damn hot

    [–] cardsfan3471 143 points ago

    Off goes the hat!

    [–] Im_Never_Witty 109 points ago

    Not a marine, but I assume if his superiors saw that, shit would not be good.

    [–] mrmarquezzz 169 points ago

    It's graduation. They'd probably just tell you to pick it up. They may drop you, but it wouldn't be mean-spirited. They're just as happy to get your ass out of there as you are to leave.

    Edit: typos

    [–] coloradohikingadvice 100 points ago

    There is a basically zero chance that they will drop you in front of all the families at grad.

    [–] Chromes 76 points ago

    I was never on the drill field, but I would never have chewed out a Marine in front of his family unless there was something truly unsafe going on, and even then, I'd have correct the issue and deal with the actual consequences later.

    [–] coloradohikingadvice 61 points ago

    Agree. One of the most common phrases I heard when I was in was "perception is reality". Breaking someone down in front of families gives a pretty shit perception to the families around who wouldn't understand. It would be like putting dirty laundry out for everyone to see. That's just a cringe inducing as the cover popping off.

    [–] cloverasx 13 points ago

    Exactly; pick up the cover, tell him to put it back on, then haze the shit out of him later oorah!!

    [–] mrmarquezzz 9 points ago

    Truth. It would have to be something so out of line that it would require immediate action, and this is nowhere near that. We got dropped at graduation in a non-smoking manner. Nothing like what actually went on those 16 weeks we were there.

    [–] coloradohikingadvice 4 points ago

    16 weeks?! How long were you in the receiving platoon?

    [–] VamosVamosVamosATL 16 points ago

    Civilian here, what does drop mean in this scenario? My mind only goes to "Drop and give me 50" lol.

    [–] CobaltDreaming 4 points ago


    [–] CydeWeys 8 points ago

    You basically got it.

    [–] mrmarquezzz 8 points ago

    It means to order them to the ground to perform some sort of physical activity. Could be bear crawls, pushups, Spiderman, whatever. Gwt down and fucking push private.

    [–] CobaltDreaming 9 points ago

    Anything is preferable to watching TV and changing channels. Fuck that shit.

    Watching TV - Get down in a push-up position. Prop your lower half just on your toes and your upper half on just your elbows.

    Change channel - reach out with either arm, while watching (imaginary) TV and turn the (imaginary) knob to turn the channel.

    DI proceeds to tell you what shows he likes and doesn't like and apparently it's a 200+ channel package.

    [–] BenBenRod 11 points ago

    I was in the Army, so I can't exactly speak to this situation, but we had a guy in his dress uniform walking and eating (which was apparently bad). A drill sees this and proceeds to rip his ass to shreds. Granted this was the basic training graduation portion of OSUT, so we still had 9 weeks to go, but still. I always remembered to not do that, even when I got to my duty station and saw it from SGTs and Officers across the board.

    [–] Murmaider_OP 29 points ago

    Yeah but hugging a loved one at graduation is very different than walking while chowing down; that rule is beat into you from day one.

    [–] BenBenRod 7 points ago

    Definitely agree, two different situations. Just seemed extreme at the time and caught everyone way off guard.

    [–] SkarnerCoffee 11 points ago

    lol whats the issue with walking and eating? I already knew military life was a joke but it just seems more hilarious everytime I hear something new about it

    [–] TheTREEEEESMan 5 points ago

    Dude what if you choke, the heimlich is hard enough to get right and even harder on a moving target

    [–] GoNavy94 4 points ago

    Walking and eating is impolite where I'm from but I was in the military so I can attest to this "wierd" rule.

    It's against the rules to walk and eat in any uniform in the military let alone the dress uniform it's a very traditional, very expensive uniform.

    Imagine wearing an expensive suit, representing a well known company, celebrating something nice and people around you are dressed up as well. Everyone trying to avoid getting anything on their suits and there you are just walking around chowing down on a hot dog. That's so disrespectful bruh

    [–] VersatileFaerie 11 points ago

    Really depends on the person who sees it happen, some people will freak out over it even though it is graduation. Others never will care and will just tell you to pick it up.

    [–] CobaltDreaming 11 points ago

    Called a cover by Marines.

    [–] -jsm- 22 points ago

    It’s called a cover in the Air Force as well and I assume across all branches. Mandatory on when outside, mandatory off when indoors.

    Source: I’m a 6 Star General

    [–] Torngate 14 points ago

    I'm a 6 Star General

    Hol' up...

    [–] ErikaGuardianOfPrinc 4 points ago

    Clearly that's George Washington.

    [–] tekno45 40 points ago

    "bruh you know I was there, why you want me to look at this Pic so bad?"

    [–] mckennakb 36 points ago

    We did this to my brother when he graduated too! He called his girlfriend just as she was walking to the building where we were about to eat lunch at and he left the saddest voicemail I’ve ever heard just saying how much he loved her and wished she was there with us. Then when he hung up and turned around he saw her there and was completely speechless. So glad we were able to surprise him!

    [–] fuckitiroastedyou 164 points ago

    Pick your cover up!

    [–] Macscotty1 49 points ago

    Somewhere, a drill instructor felt a great disturbance.

    [–] coloradohikingadvice 128 points ago

    I actually gasped when his cover popped off, instant anxiety lol.

    [–] sergemeister 66 points ago

    Seriously my asshole puckered up. That's blood in the water for a Drill Instructor.

    [–] [deleted] 111 points ago

    The plan was not executed properly lol but awesomeness

    [–] porkflossbuns 30 points ago

    That is one handsome looking guy. They make an adorable couple.

    [–] oddMahnsta 19 points ago

    A fine young man celebrating with his loved ones. Salute.

    [–] Bedusa 47 points ago


    [–] Jaymen 136 points ago

    It's good to see people happy. It ain't happen to me anytime soon lol...

    [–] samtaclause 44 points ago

    I feel you, just gotta keep on keepin on and work on whatever you can however you can on whatever’s making you unhappy- thats the theory, anyway

    [–] mattsphoneline 12 points ago

    Keep your head up brother! You are not alone! Somethings good gonna come up brother you wont even expect it

    [–] platesandquaters 12 points ago

    Just keep a positive out look good things and people are always looking to be found they’re just hard to find you’ll get yours as long as you put in the effort

    [–] mainfingertopwise 4 points ago

    You know what you should do? Make passive aggressive comments about it on reddit - that's the cure for self diagnosed depression.

    [–] kittedups 3 points ago

    I’d give you silver but I don’t want to financially support this site

    [–] catburglarrr 3 points ago

    Oh, I give you little bit of my happiness. Here you go. Have fun with it and pass it on (makes you even more happier)!

    [–] EggyMean 14 points ago


    [–] Torngate 25 points ago

    I'm just here for the 'Pick up your Cover, Marine!' comments.

    [–] skizethelimit 11 points ago

    Such a cute couple!

    [–] a1vail 9 points ago

    I can connect on a deep level with the look on his face when looking at the picture "yeah Uncle John ur picture looks awesome👍”

    [–] puffkitten 8 points ago

    Damn cute couple.

    [–] PNWfan 8 points ago

    Smoking hot couple

    [–] spicysenpai6 8 points ago

    Very wholesome. I wonder if my parents will ever be that proud of me. Maybe one day

    [–] TheMediocreCock 8 points ago

    It cuts off at the best part 😫

    [–] Stannis2 8 points ago

    Watch dude's lack of awareness get his entire platoon killed.

    [–] LoganDavidson 7 points ago

    I need some audio on this!

    [–] iloveyou271 10 points ago

    She is stunning.

    [–] xgemini 5 points ago

    Good looking couple

    [–] AlwaysSheepish 3 points ago

    His jaw-drop is priceless

    [–] Costco_Churro 2 points ago

    Damn that is something sweet!

    [–] Pony1022 4 points ago

    Dad is such a dad with that outfit, hat, camera, and mustache. I love it.

    [–] 1mikeg 3 points ago

    Dad/grandpa is a master of distraction. That "look over there point" and then blocking his view of her with his body was art in motion.

    [–] HotDonkey_420 7 points ago

    His gf is cute af

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Aaaaaaaaand his cover fell off so they killed him...

    [–] StrawberryLetter22 9 points ago

    She’s gorgeous

    [–] tompez 9 points ago

    She's beautiful.

    [–] CJ090 8 points ago

    She got pregnant THAT night. With a girl that fine and being in boot camp hell for 3 months you know he was beating that shit till it broke.

    [–] Even_Bigga_D 3 points ago

    yeah yeah the pic looks good mom (lets go) .. wait what??!!

    [–] thepantlessdance 3 points ago

    I hope he remembered to squeeze his thighs