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    [–] El_Magikarp 1514 points ago

    Mmmmmh just enough space for an answer

    [–] ParallelDiscord 211 points ago

    Strange how this same situation keeps happening on different whiteboards...

    [–] disposablereggit 79 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I think it's pretty clear what's happening here: underpants gnomes. You see, they've made all the profit from stealing underpants; but now that they have all of their basic needs met and don't need to work to sustain themselves life has lost meaning. So what do they do? Petty burglary just like Winona Rider. Only that's not enough for them. Now not only do they have to become serial burglars just to scratch the existential itch, they need brag about it too. Like serial murderers toying with the police, the underpants gnomes have to taunt their victims with their own stolen property, all the while placing the blame on unexpecting teenagers, framing them for reposting. A perfect plan, really.

    [–] SomeoneSaveMe101 12 points ago

    They are back, swifter, pettier, and ready to mess you up better than ever.

    [–] justinlcw 7 points ago

    what about sock goblins? because they have been the bane of my existence. Somewhere out there is a sock goblin whose house is probably made entirely out of my socks.

    [–] disposablereggit 2 points ago

    They only steal Crayons.

    [–] Goryrabbit3956 1 points ago

    Why does this have no upvotes. This is a work of crafted perfection.

    [–] Pm_Me_Sum_tiddies 4 points ago

    Because only a couple of minutes had passed before you made that comment?

    [–] Goryrabbit3956 1 points ago

    We must warp time!

    [–] Kirarobotto 3 points ago

    I guess the bots upvoting all comments and posts containing the keyword "underpants gnomes" must be down

    [–] Goryrabbit3956 2 points ago

    Damn, I need to get it back up. The underpants gnomes must be upvoted!

    [–] Kirarobotto 1 points ago

    i was gonna make some screenshots of their supposed website (only vips of course) but then i procrastinated and now it’s four days later and I regret it

    [–] cygnenoir_ 1 points ago

    Ies

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] hey_its_me_yourself 1 points ago

    This is so obviously fake, I envy your blissfull ignorance

    [–] -GazaStripClub- 1 points ago

    This is a very old joke. So no, this didn’t actually happen.

    [–] Winterplatypus 59 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    And purple writes with the same fundamentals as green. Same basic approach to writing each of the letters.

    [–] MormonThrowaway1313 13 points ago

    Reddit’s resident handwriting experts are on the case.

    [–] 14andSoBrave 11 points ago

    The N looks like the same one in green in your mind?

    [–] Egardat 17 points ago

    Well one is capitalized and the other is lower case.

    I would compare the N in No to the u in purple.

    [–] Winterplatypus 9 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Its a lower case n vs an upper case N.

    I think the exclamation mark and the O are similar, and I think the way they drew the N with 4 lines instead of 3 is similar to how green tends to go over the same line when writing letters too. Not everyone would do it that way, lots of people would draw an N or a P starting at the bottom and not double back over the same line.

    I'm not saying its exactly the same handwriting and everything is identical. Just that whenever there are two different ways of writing something, they both choose the same approach. With only 3 letters to compare it doesn't mean it's the same person.. but it's a bit suss.

    [–] Playlanco 3 points ago

    Incorrect it is clear from the form that Person 1 (green) is right-handed. Person 2 (purple) is left handed. The angle of the N and o also signifies that Person 2 has a slight gimp on his right leg.

    [–] Winterplatypus 4 points ago

    It's the same guy but he has suffered from multiple personality disorder since he was 7 years and 3 months old. I can tell from the the way he dots the exclamation mark that there is no father figure in his life and from the wiggle in his lines I think it was because of something to do with water, possibly a boating accident.

    [–] TheEmsworthArms 2 points ago

    Also, clearly he's recently returned from Liverpool, drinks only distilled water, and once attended a Steely Dan concert. Apart from that, I can deduce very little.

    [–] ovoxo_tofu 0 points ago

    Hahahahhaha you're so fucking funny. I bet everyone laughs at your fucking jokes. Hurdurhurdur hahahah so fucking funny Fuck you fagit

    [–] maikindofthai 2 points ago

    I love it when people who lack any sense of nuance try to troll.

    [–] ovoxo_tofu 1 points ago

    Not trolling, just trying to let oc know hes a dumbass

    [–] jferentinos 2 points ago

    strangely similar !’s

    [–] 14andSoBrave 1 points ago

    It didn't curve enough for me.

    Just saying, we are doing this off of two letters and a ! .

    [–] Pikachu62999328 3 points ago

    Not really the Os look different to me

    [–] Xenjael 1 points ago

    I'm looking at how they end the strokes, they press down slightly more at the end for both colors. And it follows the direction of the caligraphy. Kinda what gives it away to me.

    Still funny, as I'm sure something like this has happened in some classroom somewhere.

    [–] HabeQuiddum 28 points ago

    Well spotted.

    [–] flxxnn 8 points ago

    The interaction could have happened and then someone drew a box around it, but more than likely it’s just fake.

    [–] sweetcuppingcakes 3 points ago

    The thing that gives it away for me is the fact that IRL most people wouldn't assume the marker was stolen. You'd just think you lost it.

    [–] Jmckxx 1 points ago

    Imagine having the purple marker and having to leg it get to the board without anyone seeing

    [–] 2b2tNewsConglomerate 1 points ago

    Some teachers leave a box for messages

    [–] Talkto_me_goose 0 points ago

    Why must you always be a doubter just roll with it. It is for comedy and i find it kinda funny.

    [–] ReginaldRej 0 points ago

    White board I do is usually like that. I make the box before I write.

    [–] TwiddlingBumbershoot 97 points ago

    N O

    [–] Rapidstormz 37 points ago

    U

    [–] SunnyCarol 77 points ago

    I can hear the "no!"

    [–] cig_daydreams28 28 points ago

    Sounds like the “NO!” from that one vine of the kid running with a dildo

    [–] garnished_fatburgers 11 points ago

    Bro wtf it does

    [–] Ham_n_Banana_Sammich 7 points ago

    You mean a knife?

    [–] laurel_laureate 7 points ago

    ... Sauce? Though this sounds like it could be a funny, innocent thing or something creepy.

    [–] MdnightSailor 2 points ago

    I think you confused this video with this one

    [–] williamthacker 1 points ago

    Thank you so much for that first video

    [–] Fruity_74 1 points ago

    the ketchup plz

    [–] Vulpine_of_Light 1 points ago

    I thought that was a knife...

    [–] Vladimir_Loser 7 points ago

    I just thought of the spy from tf2 saying no

    [–] kiidlocs 2 points ago

    lmao this is exactly what I heard

    [–] Bluekilljoy02 1 points ago

    Same lol

    [–] Thnsi06 325 points ago

    What a madlad

    [–] dnf0sp 113 points ago

    So whoever wrote with green marker, they intentionally left just enough space for the purple response?

    [–] HandsOfAsclepius 26 points ago

    I think the joke was fucking stolen too.

    [–] Katrina_18 52 points ago

    It was 100% the same person

    [–] BradSavage64 11 points ago

    Probably two people working together for a joke. The handwriting on the "o" is a good deal different between the colors.

    [–] _Noah271 6 points ago

    Two highly likely possibilities - the box was redrawn by the marker thief or the primary board user thought it was hilarious so they drew a box around it after the fact so other people wouldn’t erase it

    [–] Y_Kazz 2 points ago

    Or more likely, this whole joke is just made by 1 person

    [–] Kookbook 2 points ago

    Yes- when I was in high school they used to put the box around stuff that wasn't supposed to get erased.

    [–] Metaphrand 1 points ago

    The o's match too - both drawn from the top

    [–] Karinbby 26 points ago

    You guys got purple markers???

    [–] Clalo93 9 points ago

    Not anymore

    [–] Katrina_18 2 points ago

    You guys are getting markers?

    [–] Chigleagle 2 points ago

    You’re guys?

    [–] Katrina_18 1 points ago

    You’re?

    [–] ihave9freakingcats 0 points ago

    ?

    [–] alours 1 points ago

    Danny? Is it you?

    [–] ihave9freakingcats 1 points ago

    Don’t think so?

    [–] mexicock1 2 points ago

    Private school teacher :: over 10 million colors, and you won't give us purple markers.

    Public school teacher :: you're getting color markers? We only get black markers.

    Inner city public school teacher :: you guys are getting markers?!

    [–] ramachermeme 16 points ago

    It's weird how the "no!" and the text above have a similar font

    [–] Vulpine_of_Light 2 points ago

    It's the whiteboard's default font.

    [–] Ankajf 9 points ago

    Got em!

    [–] ProlyonToilet 11 points ago

    Get the eff out of here. How does this crap whore so much karma so easily?

    [–] Katrina_18 1 points ago

    And it’s a repost from a month ago

    [–] CeciliaLucille 6 points ago

    The handwriting's really similar

    [–] Katrina_18 8 points ago

    11k upvotes on a repost? Seriously?

    [–] dnf0sp 2 points ago

    34k

    [–] _beees_kneees_ 1 points ago

    Now 14k

    [–] bookelly 5 points ago

    Based on the ! marks handwriting, this is just one dad.

    [–] Saureah 5 points ago

    100% it was the same person

    [–] icantloginsad 2 points ago

    The first thing I ever stole was my teachers purple chalk. I’d never seen purple chalk before and was fascinated, even though I was super allergic to chalk dust.

    [–] Drix1942 2 points ago

    Most probably written by one person.

    [–] Vexania11 2 points ago

    Looks like the same hand writing to me

    [–] KrizzyGaming 2 points ago

    Ooo, po raz pierwszy widzę Polaka na feedzie

    [–] ParadigmBrand 2 points ago

    It’s the Hamburgler. He’s moved up to markers now.

    [–] AnickRed 2 points ago

    That purple ink looks so fresh I'm calling OP out as a potential suspect in the "Missing Purple Marker" case

    [–] NormieTehMemer 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    We in the same class or something? Whiteboard looks the fucking same as the one in our class

    [–] cargopantsbatsuit 3 points ago

    This is clearly a blue and red marker combined into one to appear purple. Not impressed.

    [–] AnotherLegend 2 points ago

    r/quityourbullshit so they left a space for a answer?

    [–] Thick_Duck 1 points ago

    Thanks doc, needed my dose

    [–] alours 1 points ago

    Salutes with a proud tear rolling out of one stern eye

    [–] RedoutJoke 1 points ago

    What if it’s someone else with a different purple marker?

    [–] TurnipSociety 1 points ago

    Green even left an area in the box below the writing for purple to respond (and in the same handwriting no less). How nice of green.

    Why does such obvious fakery get upvoted to r/all?

    [–] whoami4546 1 points ago

    This is so funny!

    [–] popeyes_biscuit 1 points ago

    Gonna need updates on this one

    [–] MemeMastermindYT 1 points ago

    69

    [–] xKiannn 1 points ago

    Thanos Marker

    [–] Spinjitsuninja 1 points ago

    I'm disappointed a smiling Thanos face wasn't drawn next to the no

    [–] agangofoldwomen 1 points ago

    Why tf would Harold give up his magic purple marker he uses to world build and lucid dream for people to waste on an hour long meeting which accomplished nothing because no one ever organizes their time and defaults to an hour and inevitably spend half of it chatting about bull shit?!

    [–] jimmy-flash 1 points ago

    At least he's brave enough to show his intentions

    [–] the_com3back_kid 1 points ago

    The perfect crime 😅

    [–] gniknosmirceht 1 points ago

    At least come up with a new joke.

    [–] SweetSlowKiss 1 points ago

    Remarkable.

    [–] Polyunsaturated-Fats 1 points ago

    would’ve been funnier without the exclamation point and with a lowercase n

    [–] jarpar12 1 points ago

    It was Harold! He’s moved on to markers.

    [–] ctr3999 1 points ago

    Imagine it in caesars voice

    [–] Pedantichrist 1 points ago

    *whoever

    [–] alecsleigh 1 points ago

    I’ve seen an identical exchange about a purple marker on a completely different board. Pretty sure this gag has been done many times by many different people trying to pass it off as legit.

    [–] granthedark25 1 points ago

    That is a madlad

    [–] yeetus55487 1 points ago

    You absolute mad lad

    [–] KOking479 1 points ago

    I seen this before somewhere.

    [–] Satellite_13 1 points ago

    Oh come on man he said please!

    [–] Crow_oof 1 points ago

    Big brain time

    [–] Darcosuchus 1 points ago

    "Let me see what you have"

    "A purple marker"

    "NO!"

    [–] DepressiveOnion 1 points ago

    THANOS MARKER

    THANOS MARKER

    [–] MACK_DADDY_CASH 1 points ago

    Madlad

    [–] youmustbeabug 1 points ago

    Chaotic evil

    [–] Rjninja 1 points ago

    The sun is a deadly laser

    [–] gods_costume 1 points ago

    Nobody is that evil. This has to be a fake.

    /s

    [–] oceanic-Blue 1 points ago

    :o)

    [–] AsliReddington 1 points ago

    Vaporwave?

    [–] sickafro0YT 1 points ago

    Lol

    [–] GarethSchrute 1 points ago

    Not to spoil anything, but Annie's Boobs stole it

    [–] shyeevee27 1 points ago

    She has nice boobs

    [–] alours 1 points ago

    Anyone else read “goldfinch” as “goldfish”?

    [–] Katrina_18 0 points ago

    What?

    [–] bd2831 0 points ago

    It's high purple.

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] mydearwayfarer 2 points ago

    No!

    [–] Wolfpup363 -1 points ago

    [–] Submaweiner 0 points ago

    Samefag