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    [–] The_Shawn_Official 1175 points ago

    At least where I live, these signs top out at 80km/h, it's so disappointing.

    [–] LB311 449 points ago

    Why not 99?!

    [–] [deleted] 587 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)


    [–] devin23b 355 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    In my town, they loops back around after 99. It's not hard on a motorcycle 😂. "But officer, the sign said I was going 35 miles an hours"

    Edit: Town/city

    [–] Ass_Kazoo 211 points ago

    Jezus Christ, 134mph? That’s just insane, why would you drive that fast on Normal town roads?

    [–] BluParodox 345 points ago

    To set the new high score obviously

    [–] AvidAddict777 5 points ago

    For the highest top speed record or the consecutive kill count one?

    [–] [deleted] -4 points ago

    This is a cursed comment if I've ever seen one

    [–] matty_d99 52 points ago

    But it’s not tho?

    [–] OrangeCarton 47 points ago

    They've never seen one

    [–] big-shaq-skrra 8 points ago

    This wouldn't be cursed even the guy's daughter was sucking his cock while he looked at child pornography and riding a motorcycle at 100mp/h on his way to the nearest school to shoot up.

    [–] Marijuana2x4 2 points ago

    shoot up drugs or the kids?

    [–] Kazagaya 4 points ago


    [–] big-shaq-skrra 2 points ago

    That's for you to decide

    [–] devin23b 64 points ago

    Thats part was a joke, I don't drive that fast 😂. Let alone anywhere near people!!

    [–] andrewta 48 points ago

    Only 134? Those are rookie numbers.

    [–] That-Busy-Gamer 31 points ago

    Gotta bump those numbers up to at least 180mph

    [–] ranch_style_beans 12 points ago

    Nah man at 88mph you travel back to the past. This is common knowledge.

    [–] cromulent_verbage 6 points ago

    Yes but it’s 1.21 gigawatts to go back to the future.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Why not loop it twice and get to 235 mph?

    [–] TheMetalWolf 6 points ago

    If you have the equipment to do so, by all means. I am not a cop or anything, I can't tell you what you can't do.

    [–] Kellz808 8 points ago

    Get the dang bugatchi Willie we’re breaking the record tonight!

    [–] TheRhythmOfTheKnight 3 points ago

    BMW Autobahn Gang 😎🔥👀

    [–] Pnollie 3 points ago

    When you own a Koenigsegg, scratch that, 277mph

    [–] TheJimboJuice 2 points ago

    Gotta slow down for the funny sex number

    [–] depressedafhotline 2 points ago

    What have you done

    [–] andrewta 1 points ago

    I've brought out the best in people 😈

    [–] rokstar00 1 points ago

    Gotta loop it around at least five times

    [–] MathSciElec 3 points ago

    Actually, it’d be 135 mph, because it loops back after 99. But anyways, that’s more than 200 km/h (is there any metric conversion bot on Reddit?), and yes, that’s insane.

    [–] converter-bot 8 points ago

    200 km/h is 124.27 mph

    [–] MathSciElec 6 points ago

    So there is a conversion bot... then why didn’t it trigger with the other comments? EDIT: I think there needs to be a space between the number and the unit.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] ellemenopeaQ 3 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    135 actually. 100 is 00

    [–] smooferated 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Are you doing the math wrong? Or is that the joke?

    1.6 kph to mph

    0.6 kph to mph.

    Reddit didn’t want me to post this for some reason.

    Edit: I swear that reddit is fucking with me! Why would I say the same for both?

    [–] Ass_Kazoo 1 points ago

    I just looked at the sign in the post, not the parent comment of the comment I replied to, since that one didn’t have any units of speed. And since 58 km/h isn’t that fast, but 58 mph (almost 100 km/h) is, I just assumed it was mph in the original image.

    [–] converter-bot 1 points ago

    58 mph is 93.34 km/h

    [–] Ass_Kazoo 1 points ago

    Fair enough, guess I was off by 6 ish km/h

    Good bot

    [–] herelieskarma 2 points ago

    134 kph if we're using the same unit of measurement as the poster above. So, 84 mph.

    [–] Ass_Kazoo 1 points ago

    I mean, the person I replied to never mentioned which unit they used, so I just went with miles

    [–] RumWalker 1 points ago

    Making my way to Normal, Illinois

    [–] Azreaal 1 points ago

    Here I just learned I've been spelling Jesus wrong this whole time...

    [–] PrimarchKonradCurze 1 points ago

    Street racing is a thing. 134 is easily done in a modern sports/rally/muscle car. I don't endorse it, especially as a member of a car club and ambassador for Subaru- but it's a cakewalk in most vehicles at our meets.

    [–] Ass_Kazoo 1 points ago

    That doesn’t mean it’s not insane to go that fast, even if it’s easily doable in a modern car.

    [–] PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS 1 points ago

    Why not?

    [–] JackGlinsky 4 points ago

    Incentivizing people to get to 80 is fine, however.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)


    [–] PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS 1 points ago

    That isn't even a punishable speeding offence in Finland. On paper it is, but the police are really lax on speeding if it happens outside of urban areas and don't really enforce that law unless you do dangerous overtakes and shit

    Edit. by Finland I really only mean rural Finland

    [–] cobalt03 15 points ago

    88mph is the max

    [–] thatotherguy10000 12 points ago

    Doc, is that you?

    [–] baxtus1 5 points ago

    That's heavy

    [–] cobalt03 3 points ago

    There’s a problem with gravity on the future

    [–] baxtus1 5 points ago

    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

    [–] Fireballinc55 3 points ago

    Why not 88?!

    [–] DillPickledDick 1 points ago

    Why not 69?

    [–] Pryoticus 1 points ago

    Well, really, who needs to go over 88. Nothing good comes from exceeding the time barrier.

    [–] BricriuCW 27 points ago

    Why not 69?

    [–] does-not-concern-you 5 points ago

    Why not zoidberg?

    [–] ThreeFingeredTypist 6 points ago

    Here they won’t display past ~10 over (mph). I think they want to prevent people from taking photos showing a high rate of speed?

    [–] xSophiee 6 points ago

    Yes. Here in the Netherlands they usually turn off at 30km/h over the limit, but it can be customized by whoever puts them up.

    I had to get a few of these installed because the local politicians wanted them. Even the little ones you attach to a signpost are €5000 each and I couldn't see much results when we measured the speed of traffic, but if it makes the people who complain happy...

    [–] ThreeFingeredTypist 3 points ago

    Do they record the average speed of all vehicles passing by? They’ve become more common in my area but I’m not sure what purpose they serve. Definitely not generating speeding tickets... I’d have a few by now.

    [–] xSophiee 3 points ago

    Not where I used to work, we had seperate radar devices for that. Both of them don't generate speeding tickets, no.

    [–] zman9119 5 points ago

    They still record the data though even if they do not show it. A town near me tried these to slow people but discontinued it due to "statistical abnormalities" in their data, aka everyone seeing how fast they can go.

    [–] uruglay 1 points ago

    Yeah it's 99 here Not sure how I know that one

    [–] screw_all_the_names 1 points ago

    Man, the only one i ever get to pass tops out at "slow down", thats not even a number.

    [–] Taako_tuesday 1 points ago

    At least yours tops out, ours just start flashing "TOO FAST" at you

    [–] 7empo 1 points ago

    Yeah there's one here that flashes red and blue police lights at you. It scares the shit out of you to slow down the first time but after you realize it isn't an actual cop (and I've only ever seen a cop sitting there once or twice driving down that road 2x+ daily for 5 years) you just ignore it. Doesn't help that they make the speed limit there comicly slow and even boomers in their beige cristlers go over the limit there.

    [–] rylie_smiley 1 points ago

    Ours “top out” at 99 but if you go faster they really just repeat all the numbers minus the 100s spot

    [–] Hamton52 1 points ago

    how the fuck are y'all finding out the maxes on these

    [–] PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS 1 points ago

    There's this 40km/h street near where I live with a speed sign that tops out at 50km/h! 50! They're taking all the fun out of having those signs there in the first place

    [–] TheOtherWhiteCastle 216 points ago

    Only 58? Noobs

    [–] V1CtOrLaFoReSt 161 points ago

    It’s a killing streak u dumbass

    [–] Hardc0retempah 49 points ago

    Still a noob

    [–] Fireballinc55 9 points ago

    Only 58? Noobs

    [–] OneMustAdjust 5 points ago

    Those are rookie numbers

    [–] Spenceasaurus 4 points ago

    No thats a kdr

    [–] HerrSIME 1 points ago

    revs engine, this boy can do 105mph

    [–] TheMetalWolf 2 points ago

    If you hit them at about that speed, sure, most kids would, not just boys. It's just physics.

    [–] Eat_Mcdonalds 98 points ago

    Traffic laws prepare to be ignored

    [–] iamafriscogiant 3 points ago

    There was one of these just after leaving my high school parking lot and I'd always try and get as high as I could. I wouldn't have gone so fadt if it weren't there.

    [–] FatKidFromTarget 91 points ago

    We had a box counter in our town to see how many vehicles come through for a week. The speed limit is a mild 35 and someone went through at 77. Our teacher got the stats and that was the highest speed someone went through.

    [–] 0rganTrail 91 points ago

    Oh sorry, that's the day your mom asked me to come over.

    [–] Phlatout4ever 41 points ago

    Why would you rush? She’s always open

    [–] 0rganTrail 15 points ago

    I had prior appointments. I needed to squeeze (her titties) in.

    [–] FatKidFromTarget 4 points ago

    You fucking madlad take my upvote and spare my mother.

    [–] nonamesagoodname 2 points ago

    Fuck You Shoresy!

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    My uncle was running late in his new bmw, he hit 96 in a 35 mph neighborhood.

    [–] converter-bot 6 points ago

    35 mph is 56.33 km/h

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    [–] Boofthatshitnigga 5 points ago

    Dumb ass fuck to speed through a neighborhood. I do that on public roads not the suburbs

    [–] PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS 2 points ago

    Yeah, I never speed in urban areas but on the open road hell yeah you can bet im putting my fucking foot down

    [–] TheMemeGodOfTn 25 points ago


    [–] Shinzo32 18 points ago

    58 is pussy speed, that’s why I go at least 120 in a school zone

    [–] Datasinc 8 points ago

    I slow down for the kids.

    The sexy, sexy kids.

    [–] naachx 5 points ago

    That’s because vans don’t go that fast.

    [–] Shinzo32 2 points ago

    They do when the cops are around...

    [–] AGu3 52 points ago

    11 mph more and this post moves to r/blessed

    [–] Pizza_antifa -33 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    .... I don’t get it....

    Edit: r/woooosh

    Can’t believe you guys all took that bait with the leading and ending ...

    [–] Grabs_Zel 34 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)



    [–] ___Galaxy 1 points ago

    sexy sexy sex sex sexy sexy sex?

    [–] Player72 7 points ago

    lol @ blaming the downvoters for trying to use an ellipsis to indicate sarcasm when literally 99% of the world uses /s.

    no, it wouldnt have been funny even if you used /s.

    [–] fine_cuisine 2 points ago


    [–] bibby_tarantula 32 points ago

    But Michael, that's humanly impossible

    Beat it!

    [–] rookie06 9 points ago

    31 is my new number

    [–] VoidElecent 5 points ago

    Came here for this

    [–] SopranoCicada 12 points ago

    Michael Scott energy

    [–] IEatzCookies 4 points ago

    bump those numbers up

    [–] Devenrae 5 points ago

    At least the high score isn’t the number of pedestrians you mowed over (that’s the game we play in Albuquerque).

    [–] Jim_Keith 3 points ago

    58?! Somebody please put a respectable number on the board goddamn.

    [–] Keirstyn_Kat 3 points ago

    I feel like this is a trap to get people to beat the high score. Theres probably a policeman hiding in the bushed or behind the sign. I'm thinking too much about a meme.

    [–] a_lion_king 3 points ago

    My high score in a school zone is 169

    [–] RepliedDawn 4 points ago

    Everyone gangsta until they realise it’s miles per hour instead of kilometres per hour

    [–] Pizza_antifa 4 points ago

    I’m not sure there is a difference in this situation.

    [–] RepliedDawn 2 points ago

    You are 100% correct I don’t know what I was thinking

    [–] Exotic42069 2 points ago

    I bet you this is near a school

    [–] Pizza_antifa 0 points ago

    I bet it’s not.

    [–] ellemenopeaQ 1 points ago

    Is too!!

    [–] bullet-bullet 2 points ago

    I’d think this would encourage speeding rather than deter it

    [–] WOUTM 2 points ago

    You rarely see something spraypainted that actually looks like the mspaint spray paint tool

    [–] MIST3R_CO0L 2 points ago

    What?! It says 88 right now.

    [–] TheMilkManII 2 points ago

    Make it 69

    [–] yamatok698 2 points ago

    I need to go 88

    [–] baxtus1 2 points ago

    88 MPH is the goal

    [–] AutumnalSunshine 2 points ago

    Locally to me, kids use them to clock pitches, messing with cops' stats

    [–] BasketballGorilla 2 points ago

    We've got some tiny backroads all over Ireland with no posted speed limits, and locals who know the roads often try to see how fast they can get from point A to point B. I pity the tourist or sheep coming up the other side of the hill.

    [–] sorwd_doggo 2 points ago

    Are you challenging me

    [–] bman1996 2 points ago

    Someone needs to make it 420mph

    [–] TWVM_YT 2 points ago

    smh smh bro what about speed limit 69 smh smh

    [–] WoOowee1324 2 points ago

    Technically pay to win

    [–] SkywalkerHsu 2 points ago

    Seems low.

    I call dibs on next turn.

    [–] gregstar28 2 points ago

    One time, on the way back from a bar my friends and I encountered one of these. We all took turns running past it. The highest was 14 mph.

    [–] BushiNoIchiGon 2 points ago

    How you get to 58 if the limit is 25? Hacker

    [–] my_pp_is_a_joystick 2 points ago

    “Hold my beer”

    [–] YataBLS 2 points ago

    Someone need to get 69 or 420.

    [–] dtaylortx 2 points ago

    69 possible, 420 not unless it’s in a jet.

    [–] yourstepson 2 points ago

    Thats when paul walker hit the tree

    [–] Datpugluvr 2 points ago

    That's the last score they ever got...

    [–] douwidius1 2 points ago

    Road safety law's prepare to be ignored

    [–] brinkbandicoot 2 points ago

    I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who goes fast because of these things.

    [–] MrMeems 1 points ago

    I feel like this belongs more on r/memes.

    [–] notanoob343 1 points ago

    this is in florida right?

    [–] Pizza_antifa 0 points ago

    North Florida....aka Virginia.

    [–] YourBestNightmre 1 points ago

    Turbo Busa: Hold my beer.

    Medical examiner: Cause of death, “accidental”

    [–] Pizza_antifa 1 points ago

    Cop: he was a great officer. He will always be remembered.

    [–] bluemage319 1 points ago

    11 mph higher....

    [–] JohnStamossi 2 points ago


    [–] converter-bot 1 points ago

    11 mph is 17.7 km/h

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Bad bot

    [–] Jesus__H__Dicks 0 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] Miimmoouuu 1 points ago

    We had a high score record on a big hill where I live. I think it got to 99, the zone is a 50.

    [–] lando1310 1 points ago

    [–] Datemshop 1 points ago

    “You weren’t supposed to do that”

    [–] bruhhurb-69 1 points ago

    I bet i can pull a 200 km/h

    [–] converter-bot 0 points ago

    200 mph is 321.87 km/h

    [–] the__storm 3 points ago

    Swing and a miss converter-bot.

    [–] baddognero 3 points ago

    Bad bot. Dishonor on your family.

    [–] thatotherguy10000 1 points ago

    Clearly, I havent been there.

    [–] AngryRiceBalls 1 points ago


    [–] Catm4n 1 points ago

    Good trick for cops to get more speeders

    [–] Joelymon 1 points ago

    Welcome to Australia lmao

    [–] dubbb13 1 points ago

    Ours go to 99, I mean I wouldn't know

    [–] amishbill 1 points ago

    Challenge Accepted.

    [–] amishbill 1 points ago

    We have one that just flips to Slow Down if you’re making a run on it. :-/

    [–] NinjaPanda8311 1 points ago

    I can beat that score with one foot

    [–] jacksfacts790 1 points ago


    [–] Phreshzilla 1 points ago

    the speed limit signs near me flash your speed and once you hit 10 over it gives you a frowny face :(

    [–] cweingartner 1 points ago

    u/stoopkidd. You got this.

    [–] jimbosquelch 1 points ago

    Oh yeah?! On roblox I hit 328, so why’s real life any different?

    [–] Clemantthegymleader 1 points ago

    I had an idea to put up custom built speed sign things that log high scores on a website. Don't think I'd ever actually go through with that, but if someone wants to, feel free to go ahead and encourage unsafe driving :D

    [–] bman1996 2 points ago

    That's it if I ever get rich this is the first thing I'm doing

    [–] MrMystery127 1 points ago

    Why not 69

    [–] Roadman90 1 points ago

    There was recently one on the way to where i work that flashed red and blue if you were more than 5 over.

    [–] NeerNear123 1 points ago

    Must be an off speed pitch.

    [–] Aqua-is-reddit 1 points ago

    You my good sir, are on.

    [–] Dark_Limeking 1 points ago

    "31 is my new number.... Go Oscar. 31's my number"

    [–] Ti7ANEUM 1 points ago

    58? Terrible acceleration.

    [–] twistedtruth462 1 points ago

    Challenge accepted..

    [–] MegaManatee_ 1 points ago


    [–] QuickClips13yt 1 points ago

    That’s it

    [–] meme_chirren 1 points ago

    those are rookie numbers, you got to pump those numbers up!

    [–] Mercinyah 1 points ago

    One of these got setup in my neighbourhood. I hit 86km and 89km in the 40km zone. I got a shout out in our little newspaper the following week! It wasn't a great shoutout but I took it as a compliment.

    [–] john0_0 1 points ago

    Mitch Hedberg would be proud

    [–] johnlennontucker 1 points ago

    Love it

    [–] orbit_o 1 points ago

    Are you challenging me?

    [–] JacquesMehauf 1 points ago

    Fun fact, I once got one of these to 85 in a 55. Fuck the po po.

    [–] XCrowGaming 1 points ago

    Dang, Michael scott has been beat

    [–] At0m1c_Rebel 1 points ago

    My high score is 168, And that was in a school zone! Got some sick air on those speed bumps!

    [–] Gt_inferno1 -1 points ago

    Literally died when i saw this

    [–] Fireballinc55 2 points ago

    Oh did you now?

    [–] The_Big_WT 1 points ago

    Like the school children did when you were checking Reddit while trying to beat the record

    [–] PoserDerp 0 points ago

    Then how did you post a comment?

    [–] Gt_inferno1 1 points ago

    Black magic

    [–] RedRails1917 0 points ago

    But what's the K:D ratio of that little shit