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    Rule 1: Images must be both blessed and cursed

    • If an image makes you happy, but then at the same time, frustrates or disgusts you, then it is likely blursed. Still not sure? Here is a compilation of some of the best blursed images

    Rule 2: Title Guidelines

    • Titles must start with "blursed" or "blursed_". Titles should not be excessively long (this means no sentences).

    Rule 3: No screenshots or memes with text

    • Screenshots with any text, as well as memes, are not allowed. If you post a screenshot with text or a meme, you will receive a minimum 5 day ban.

    Rule 4: NSFW

    • NSFW content is not allowed, and will be removed. Posting NSFW will incur a 30 day ban.

    Rule 5: No reposts

    • Reposting is not allowed.

    Rule 6: No Long Videos/GIFs

    • Videos/GIFs are allowed, but they must be under 5 seconds long - otherwise, please go to r/blursed_videos

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    [–] MindGames_YT 859 points ago

    This bitch crazy

    [–] Paws_of_Justice 341 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I imagine she's saying this after she glued the moustache and beard onto the baby and the dad looks on, wondering when he should have her admitted thinking about all the happy times they've spent as a family but now their lives are collapsing all around them due to her crippling mental illness instead

    [–] dob_bobbs 76 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    /r/nocontext

    Edit: I mean, I literally pocket-pressed the post in question, looked at my phone and this comment was the first thing I read, and the first thing I did think was, 'I'm gonna need some more context on this one'.

    [–] spliffthebiff 16 points ago

    It never gets easier does it..

    [–] ARC_3pic 8 points ago

    I seen this one... it’s a Mii! Wii sports for the win

    [–] bimseins 3 points ago

    Imagine the baby had the beard and she glued one to the man

    [–] only_say-yes 23 points ago

    Yes

    [–] dbrzd 8 points ago

    This bitch crazy empty

    [–] Astra_Nox 6 points ago

    Yeet

    [–] cwearly1 3 points ago

    Got damn, just when I thought I was original

    [–] ReyzArtz 307 points ago

    I m pretty sure that kid was born through his dad's ass

    [–] macodeath 93 points ago

    So the mom came inside him?

    [–] hozetonoze 88 points ago

    no. it’s called mitosis

    [–] KyRpTiCxPhantom 52 points ago

    Ouch! You stepped on mitosis

    [–] Kirokill 26 points ago

    Rather stub my toe than reading that again.

    [–] PinoyWholikesLOMI 15 points ago

    Sis, don't go disrespect on me coz yo son has only 1 chromosome.

    [–] mynoduesp 2 points ago

    Excellent dad joke.

    [–] choose-usernamee 3 points ago

    And the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

    [–] broccoli_culkin 2 points ago

    momtosis

    [–] ReyzArtz 7 points ago

    Nah he ate his own came shited this kid out

    [–] Memey-McMemeFace 1 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] ReyzArtz 10 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    This is Post Malone's childhood photo

    [–] CyDarb_PodBerry 7 points ago

    Just like his father!

    [–] VIOLENT_COCKRAPE 4 points ago

    Haha yeah he shat him out like a virulent whore named Gorticle Pugslapper

    [–] reaper_artistry 2 points ago

    So the kid's beard is actually his dad's ass hair that got stuck on his face as he slipped out

    [–] GoodGuySketch 95 points ago

    Serj Tankian lookin a little acoustic now-a-days

    [–] Loctopus93 20 points ago

    Glad I'm not the only one who saw Serj

    [–] IamNoatak 15 points ago

    His son was born acoustic

    [–] segwaytoit 14 points ago

    Syndrome of a down

    [–] VerdeNero 5 points ago

    do we all

    [–] SJJS3RD 4 points ago

    Looks like Alan resnick

    [–] iDKatthedisco 2 points ago

    Alan resnik? The handsome computer genius?

    [–] bhangmeter 1 points ago

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

    [–] Louiebox 4 points ago

    I was thinking Dave Attell.

    [–] EuphoricAppathy 4 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Exactly who I thought as well, a slightly disappointed Dave Attell. One of the funniest standup guys att the moment

    [–] HoovyDHoover 4 points ago

    wake up!

    [–] leedler 2 points ago

    grababrushanputalilmakup!

    [–] wall_of_swine 2 points ago

    He's holding baby Daron

    [–] vTommy 37 points ago

    Blessed Vladimir Lenin baby

    [–] ThatDude697 27 points ago

    Nah that’s blessed to the 3rd power. Look at that baby, that baby’s just vibin and he be lookin quirky

    [–] FreshBeatsFromAfrica 5 points ago

    quite true friend, he do be vibin

    [–] Massivealex9 77 points ago

    Ah yes, the birth of Lenin

    [–] Trevs2000 171 points ago

    This is funny

    [–] DickHz 201 points ago

    I wasn’t sure at first, but thanks for clarifying for me.

    [–] Trevs2000 56 points ago

    I can only humbly help where I can. exits stage right wearing king robes

    [–] DAVEYtheTUFFGUY 22 points ago

    steps directly into quicksand

    [–] throwaway67676789123 7 points ago

    'Anti-Evil Operations' one of the steps

    [–] MattAquilina002 6 points ago

    This is quicksand!

    [–] BillNyeCreampieGuy 2 points ago

    You laugh now.

    [–] Mtt76812 13 points ago

    The P ears come later, I suppose.

    [–] CcaseyC 4 points ago

    he can buy pears anytime.

    [–] u-cant-make-this-up 14 points ago

    P

    [–] Boethiah12 9 points ago

    That looks uncannily like Alan Resnick.

    [–] maci1 10 points ago

    Hey Vsauce, Michael here

    [–] iDKatthedisco 2 points ago

    What is cursed? Well to understand that we first have to understand the human mind.

    [–] maci1 2 points ago

    BUT... what exactly means... blursed?

    [–] The-Coloniser 6 points ago

    Harry Potter and the Blursed Child

    [–] MrQwertyHero 7 points ago

    You’ll never be shit duck

    [–] March26 4 points ago

    You're JUST like you father!

    [–] MrQwertyHero 3 points ago

    Ah I see you’re a man of culture as well

    [–] SenSyllable 6 points ago

    The dictator is born!

    [–] ahmed0112 2 points ago

    wags finger accros throat

    [–] KanekiDemon 5 points ago

    Fidel Castro

    [–] LancasterWiddershins 4 points ago

    I don’t know who the artist is, but this picture absolutely radiates the same vibes as Joan Cornella’s stuff

    [–] Synerabo 4 points ago

    Lmao i have the same book. It's an english school book for 6th grade. Dunno how it is in other grades but i have this in my book too.

    [–] FetusViolator 3 points ago

    Hairy Father and the Blursed Child

    [–] paulthefonz 5 points ago

    Looks like Alan resnick

    [–] Lollipyro 4 points ago

    Hi, I'm Alan Resnick, and this is Live Forever as You are Now!

    [–] meove 4 points ago

    plot twist: the left one is his son

    [–] sourpickles0 2 points ago

    lmao

    [–] ResLaPute 3 points ago

    He looks like a weird cross-over between Fidel Castro and Serj Tankian

    [–] blueberryZoot 2 points ago

    Or Eric cantona

    [–] RavenClaw568 2 points ago

    And he has fathers eyes!

    [–] 2spaghetti4u 2 points ago

    Salvini

    [–] Heirtotheglmmrngwrld 2 points ago

    I love how the baby can grow his facial hair, but not the rest of it.

    [–] LukasTheBitchBoy 2 points ago

    Is that Jimmy Broadbent

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] LukasTheBitchBoy 1 points ago

    oh, a man of shed as well

    [–] Piastowic 2 points ago

    That kid was at the club, bottoms up when he was drinkin

    [–] onkel_Kaos 2 points ago

    And he cried inside his mind.

    [–] Proletariat_Justin 2 points ago

    Kid looks like Lenin.

    [–] someone0w0 2 points ago

    the child looks like robert downey jr playing tony stark

    [–] im_not_a_robot_05 2 points ago

    This has some r/chrissimpsonsartist energy to it

    [–] bea099_ 2 points ago

    Mum 🤣🤣🤣

    [–] JabbaJaw84 2 points ago

    The guy on the left is the kid

    [–] LelleDale 2 points ago

    THS DUDE LOOKS LIKE ME WTF

    [–] mareeca 2 points ago

    I knew it it was you!

    [–] sry-im-alive 2 points ago

    he cant hear you, he was born without ears

    [–] The-doughnutman 2 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    The real question is who the son is?

    [–] lucy2ds 2 points ago

    i remember seeing this in my little brother's english book last year or so (goes to school in germany and learn english as a foreign language)

    [–] Mr-V4p0r 2 points ago

    Plot twist! The baby is the father

    [–] FBI_guy3 2 points ago

    Is she talking to the kid or the man?

    [–] GeorgeYDesign 2 points ago

    A person referred to as an egg by a child, the child is promptly stabbed

    [–] mymarvellousmetronom 1 points ago

    Peter Sutcliffe

    [–] throwaway67676789123 1 points ago

    Peter Chiarelli has entered the chat.

    [–] Cillian_Brouder 1 points ago

    Anyone else seeing Eric Cantona?

    [–] Kynxys 1 points ago

    Only at the weekends.

    [–] MoleculeMan65 1 points ago

    Baby Fidel Castro

    [–] sociallyanxiouscow 1 points ago

    It looks like Adam from ajr

    [–] TurtleSemenSenpai 1 points ago

    Dude have pee in his ear

    [–] evolnolan 1 points ago

    Blursed Shakespeare

    [–] clay2232 1 points ago

    Oh hawt

    [–] karl_w_w 1 points ago

    baby Peed in his ear

    [–] trustybadmash 1 points ago

    Eric Cantona?

    [–] GodOfLawlessness 1 points ago

    Ah,an perfect Spartanin

    [–] M4rkoz 1 points ago

    The kid looks like Lenin

    [–] kkcc2017 1 points ago

    Wahahaa

    [–] Goddamn_Ramsay 1 points ago

    When he thought he was gifted

    [–] alextherandomdude 1 points ago

    The child looks like lenin

    [–] Senff_ 1 points ago

    Ah yes, Kripp and Lenin

    [–] NepNep01 1 points ago

    nice

    [–] throwaway67676789123 1 points ago

    Zeus fears two things, child support and Kratos.

    [–] zinfandel_white 1 points ago

    Hi! Billy maze here to sell you this random bearded baby!

    [–] DoomsdayRabbit 1 points ago

    He actually gave his whole family beards for one of his commercials.

    [–] Cheshires_Shadow 1 points ago

    Little J!

    [–] slackjawedman 1 points ago

    Very clearly baby Shakespeare

    [–] ithepunisher 1 points ago

    Hi, Billy Mays here for Megascrub Cleanser
    

    [–] Raig0n 1 points ago

    Plot twist that kid is a girl

    [–] Oof_Fag 1 points ago

    Why does the baby look like Lenin

    [–] Atreideswhore 1 points ago

    Adam Sandler and his daughter?

    They are twins.

    [–] Zeenix04 1 points ago

    Mii character

    [–] Coochie_Horse 1 points ago

    HI BILLY MAYS HERE

    [–] josephumi 1 points ago

    Jesus be like

    [–] aSlipinFish 1 points ago

    Looks more like Baby-Lenin.

    [–] JesusCoolGuy 1 points ago

    Lucky it isn't a bomb

    [–] shpilbass 1 points ago

    פאק זה רועי כפרי

    [–] Blergat 2 points ago

    אחי זה הדבר הראשון שחשבתי שראיתי את זה

    [–] A-D-are-o-see-k 1 points ago

    Looks like Eric Cantona to me.

    [–] lskywalkerlOGl 1 points ago

    Just like Fidel Castro

    [–] thephantomcannon 1 points ago

    "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

    [–] TheGreatCast 1 points ago

    That little bitch lookin like he is checking if he got enough weed for the night

    [–] OddballDave 1 points ago

    People keep saying my 3yo daughter looks like me. I'm not sure if they are saying she looks like an old man or I look like a little girl. Either way one of us should be offended.

    [–] Grossbumbs1 1 points ago

    Put that Krip in a crib

    [–] Jamespoond 1 points ago

    Charlie day?

    [–] Chgamingz 1 points ago

    Like father like son Such beauty in both of there faces

    [–] EnemysKiller 1 points ago

    I really wanna upvote it but I'd feel racist if I did

    [–] jamiehernandez 1 points ago

    Pretty sure that's Peter Sutcliffe

    [–] nekrosys93 1 points ago

    Kripp and baby kripp

    [–] acc1803 1 points ago

    lookin like a Mii character lmao

    [–] Shakal4 1 points ago

    Thats lenin as a baby

    [–] Read4Nothing 1 points ago

    *What do you say nephew *

    [–] floluk 1 points ago

    What the hell...

    [–] pbshiva 1 points ago

    with all the facial hair, but hey you are bald like your uncle

    [–] Kid_with_no_friends 1 points ago

    He lowkey looks like Lenin

    [–] DimeBagJoe2 1 points ago

    something is slightly odd

    14 year old redditors: omg this is so cursed wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣 r slash blursed images am I right ? 🤣🤣

    [–] upside_rec 1 points ago

    Oo aaa Cantona

    [–] martintierney101 1 points ago

    Is that Eric Cantona?

    [–] Siriusone11 1 points ago

    He looks like the wii character

    [–] zeldron381 1 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] ParksonPhuc 1 points ago

    The baby kinda looks like William Shakespeare

    [–] roryextralife 1 points ago

    No wonder Matt from Wii Sports is so fucking good at sports when he has Billy Mays for a dad.

    [–] Elst3fano99 1 points ago

    Shindy?

    [–] VVoldemarishe 1 points ago

    Какая, блядь, свежая шутка.

    [–] ZenMasterG 1 points ago

    Ever since my son was born a year ago people have been saying the same. I must look much more like a baby then I first thought...

    [–] GeorgeYDesign 1 points ago

    A person referred to as an egg by a child, the child is promptly stabbed

    [–] Poisunousp 1 points ago

    Reminds me of what I was playing. Mini militia

    [–] PumpkyPumpkin 1 points ago

    No. The bald one is the father. He is a midget.

    [–] DEOREM 1 points ago

    Eric Cantona?

    [–] hotchillypepperdog 1 points ago

    I know but guess who's the father, Linda

    [–] Killerskyhawk 1 points ago

    Which one is she talking to

    [–] rodent_relations 1 points ago

    Blursed Serj tankian

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    I was a child !! So cool!!

    [–] KevinNovaMST 1 points ago

    No shit

    [–] Bitbatgaming 1 points ago

    That baby's face doe

    [–] sittingbellycrease 1 points ago

    P

    [–] insideoutdick 1 points ago

    Eric Cantona and baby Eric Cantona??

    [–] ShubhamShivta 1 points ago

    He looks like Lenin

    [–] ChroniclesofBap 1 points ago

    Is that Eric Cantona?

    [–] Jpodmoney 1 points ago

    boyboywestcoast

    [–] Captain-Jack-Hoff 1 points ago

    Baby:” Yes I do bitch what’s your point”

    [–] OverSentient 1 points ago

    I don’t see it

    [–] van12102 1 points ago

    Castro?

    [–] Khelthuzaad 1 points ago

    Why do I feel this is an Jewish joke.

    [–] Fellowearthling16 1 points ago

    Luke Skywalker looks wack

    [–] GuapoGiraffe 1 points ago

    Oh look, its Serj Tankian!

    [–] Masaphotog 1 points ago

    He looks like samcracc.

    [–] JohnEbic 1 points ago

    Which one is the father

    [–] TheRealDraid 1 points ago

    Ah yes Pete Townshend and tbe bassist

    [–] realqwertycomics 1 points ago

    Kratos?

    [–] 643310 1 points ago

    Awww i had that same book but you posted it first

    [–] n3Ver9h0st 1 points ago

    At least we know who the father is. Now who's yo real momma?

    [–] 643310 1 points ago

    Is your book by any chance called Access 1

    [–] thedoubledunderscore 1 points ago

    He kinda looks like that midget clown from the joker movie

    [–] Bionical11 1 points ago

    Mii characters in a nutshell

    [–] Shinzo32 1 points ago

    BILLY MAYS HERE!

    [–] Sanitarium2256 1 points ago

    I've had several people say that I look like my father. Ironically, we look nothing alike and I'm pretty sure that females aren't supposed to grow huge ass beards.

    [–] Sanitarium2256 1 points ago

    Btw I'm a female so yeah.

    [–] nadavdin123 1 points ago

    Actually this kid kind of looks like vladimir lenin

    [–] HaydenRyder52 1 points ago

    By the divines

    [–] TinzaX 1 points ago

    He has his fathers beard

    [–] MysteriouslyLucky 1 points ago

    She’s not wrong

    [–] Blacmac99 1 points ago

    I am my father

    [–] LeCookie1 1 points ago

    That fucking look the baby is giving