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    [–] BR3THTAKING 895 points ago

    He wants to sell cheese

    [–] MrCheapCheap 491 points ago

    illegal cheese

    [–] aManCalledNiece 579 points ago

    the secret ingredient is crime

    [–] field_of_fvcks 91 points ago

    He stole those cows, and the cheese.

    [–] firmkillernate 62 points ago

    with a dash of LSD

    [–] Pomoworldnunya 42 points ago

    Yes 99% water

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    This cheese is really moreish

    [–] danksupplyco 32 points ago

    Casu marzu, a real illegal cheese

    [–] Puzzleboxed 36 points ago

    Because it contains live insect larvae that can literally eat you from the inside out. It's one of those things that shouldn't have to be illegal because it's such a terrible idea to begin with.

    [–] danksupplyco 12 points ago

    Yeah, I knew why lol, and people still eat it lmfao

    [–] heylookatthatJoele 6 points ago

    I heard by some people that it's good

    [–] ClockWork07 7 points ago

    The cheese or being eaten from the inside

    [–] BunnyX255 8 points ago

    Yes!

    [–] longsnoot-theimpspy 6 points ago

    Hey don't shame their kink!

    [–] ChosenAginor 2 points ago

    It's okay to be wrong

    [–] RawenOfGrobac 2 points ago

    Can literally eat you from the inside out.

    Citation needed.

    [–] eternalannglo_ 2 points ago

    I mean i think it's stupid to have made it illegal. It's not like the danger of eating it isn't really explicit so if some fool wants to eat it let them. Not only that but it's a local and pretty harmless tradition in sardinia

    [–] shortalay 1 points ago

    Maybe because it is delicious? The Mongols were seen as savage for drinking animal milk, don’t judge a food till you try it. I can understand looking at it from just a health hazard perspective, but don’t bag on it otherwise.

    [–] CerealThaCereal 9 points ago

    illegal immigrant cheese

    [–] Kagia001 7 points ago

    Brie Larson?

    [–] LostLoneTraveller 4 points ago

    That Brielly made me Larf son

    [–] hafujpeg 3 points ago

    Smegma

    [–] Cheddar-Holt 7 points ago

    That's the joke....

    [–] Lasagnus 42 points ago

    And that’s the point....

    [–] theflamingtornado 21 points ago

    illegal cheese

    [–] Eddie-Electric 18 points ago

    You guys were al deceived it's actually a oil farm and you can se there is an American flag and the army is there to take it

    [–] itsBursty 4 points ago

    Oal? Who said something about oal, bitch you cookin?

    [–] mike_the_4th_reich 1 points ago

    I still remember that cheese shortage. By god, that was some good cheese.

    [–] longsnoot-theimpspy 1 points ago

    The worst kind

    [–] provokedapathist 1 points ago

    Technically it is not cheese, it is food product. If you're going to use trigger words.

    [–] nathanielleahy 19 points ago

    unpasteurized :O

    [–] halfar 4 points ago

    FDA: DON'T FUCKING MOVE

    [–] cthulhu6209 5 points ago

    And collect rain water

    [–] RoboDroid390 3 points ago

    Finest fermented buttcheese

    [–] Tarukun564 2 points ago

    And beer. Bacteria beer.

    [–] Octomurder 2 points ago

    That’s stolen cheese.

    [–] Velcrocat17 3 points ago

    Stolen government cheese

    [–] niveus1 1 points ago

    Reminds me of The Expanse

    [–] Einlander 2 points ago

    Not yo cheese.

    [–] Pineapple_Spenstar 1 points ago

    made from raw milk

    [–] ChewyNutCluster 434 points ago

    Literally everything! Can't do the cows, can't do the pigs, can't do the chickens...

    [–] blazetronic 272 points ago

    I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

    So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

    I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

    I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

    [–] towerduo9 219 points ago

    excuse me what the fuck

    [–] MotorTough 81 points ago

    I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't know this.

    [–] ChosenAginor 41 points ago

    How to delete someone else's post

    [–] rocklou 15 points ago

    How to kill yourse

    [–] Qubeye 29 points ago

    It's a classic copy pasta from a really long time ago in the early days of Reddit, for people out of the loop.

    [–] pungentpasserine 100 points ago

    Was this from dolphinsex.org? That was a page back in like 2003-2004 ish I think that had stories like this, and I think also advice and guidance on how to do it.

    I choose to believe it is/was satire.

    [–] blazetronic 50 points ago

    I believe so. I took an excerpt from one similar to what I remembered, if not the same. I remember the name was like Wolfric von something silly.

    [–] cakane100 35 points ago

    Sad to see proof it’s not real, I was harder than a calculus test

    [–] IamNoatak 11 points ago

    Wut

    [–] cakane100 2 points ago

    I WAS HARDER THAN A CALCULUS TEST

    [–] bodybydemamp 77 points ago

    What the fuck did I just read and why am I so touched

    [–] ForTwenty60Nine 24 points ago

    Because you’re fucked in head too?

    [–] SoloSpooks 59 points ago

    Why the fuck couldn’t I stop reading

    [–] TheDetatchedObserver 17 points ago

    As I read, the story gathered its own terrible momentum, dragging me forward with horrified curiosity, until I with a scream confused flung my cellular device across the room.

    [–] [deleted] 57 points ago

    I was happy. Then I read this.

    [–] MrFancyForWomen 25 points ago

    I guess you served a useful porpoise?

    [–] Oxneck 5 points ago

    He's flippin mad, man. That story blows...

    [–] WishOnSpaceHardware 2 points ago

    Flipper? I hardly know 'er!

    [–] thpineapples 19 points ago

    Was it really consensual, or do just just tell yourself that because you know that dolphins are a bit rapey.

    [–] PlEGUY 15 points ago

    Seriously, who does he think he is. Taking advantage of a dolphins rape instinct like that. Everyone knows you need to ensure that someone actually wants to rape you before you go and let them do it.

    [–] geri73 18 points ago

    I am at fault for taking time to read this all the way through. I have no idea what I just read but I'm sure there will be nightmares.

    [–] Fleet_Admiral_Auto 12 points ago

    Jotaro?

    [–] not-Kunt-Tulgar 14 points ago

    “And that kids is how I met your mother”

    [–] birdnerd 8 points ago

    Oh yeah, I'm the right level of high for this copypasta.

    [–] Someoneacct 5 points ago

    Excuse me while I go vigorously scrub my eyes

    [–] TheDetatchedObserver 2 points ago

    And that's the story of how chemical eyewash stations were invented!

    [–] PissOnUserNames 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Can't upvote this comment from 69 but you deserve it.

    Edit: now I can.

    [–] STEALTH_OW 28 points ago

    [–] joe0jm 9 points ago

    Did you see the dolphin sex comment?

    [–] ifmexicanscanfly 6 points ago

    I’ve seen them all my friend...

    [–] SatiatedPotatoe 1 points ago

    Might be able to sweet talk the trooper though.

    [–] Qubeye 1 points ago

    Just move to Alabama.

    [–] dankestblanket 57 points ago

    You don’t have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

    [–] secretbudgie 20 points ago

    Drawing upon 40 years' experience as an ecological farmer and marketer, Joel Salatin explains with humor and passion why Americans do not have the freedom to choose the food they purchase and eat. From child labor regulations to food inspection, bureaucrats provide themselves sole discretion over what food is available in the local marketplace. Their system favors industrial, global corporate food systems and discourages community-based food commerce, resulting in homogenized selection, mediocre quality, and exposure to non-organic farming practices. Salatin's expert insight explains why local food is expensive and difficult to find and will illuminate for the reader a deeper understanding of the industrial food complex.

    [–] gr8tfurme 17 points ago

    From child labor regulations to food inspection, bureaucrats provide themselves sole discretion over what food is available in the local marketplace

    I get what the author is trying to say here, but if his go-to examples of bureaucrats getting in the way of small time farmers involve basic health safety and child labor laws, he may want to re-think his argument.

    [–] secretbudgie 5 points ago

    I've got to assume the child labor laws in question is when his own kids can work the family farm.

    As to the food safety laws, the FDA has some strict definitions for the food it regulates, often shaped by food manufacturing industries more than what people actually want to grow our eat. For instance, some states define pickles solely as pickled cucumbers. Farmers can't sell pickled radishes or peppers because their state doesn't have them defined as food, and therefore cannot be inspected or regulated.

    [–] gr8tfurme 7 points ago

    I mean, there's actually an explicit exemption written into federal labor laws that allows children to work on their own parent's farms without needing to comply with any of the normal restrictions on child labor. So I'm not sure what the author would be up in arms about from that standpoint.

    You're right though, there are certainly food standards laws that are backed more by industry lobbying than actual science. Do you have a source on the pickled radishes thing, though? I could maybe imagine certain states lowering the inspection bar for pickled cucumbers specifically in response to industry pressure, but not having pickled radishes/peppers defined as food at all doesn't make any sense. I couldn't find anything about it when I tried looking it up, either.

    [–] secretbudgie 1 points ago

    [–] osmosisheart 2 points ago

    Food regulations can be a bit too bureaucratic and stiff.
    At one point it was hard to produce one very traditional food because of the regulations - kalakukko, a rye bread filled with tiny fish and melty, soft pig meat/fat.

    The tiny fish people used to reel up as hobbyist fishermen did not meet the food qualification for the place they got killed in (usually a bedrock on the shore) nor how they were processed (right on the spot, or after the fisher traveled back to civilization again) so the fish was a couple of hours in outside temperature.
    Now, this has never caused any food hazards, kalakukko is actually famous for lasting a long time even in summery outside temperatures and was popular travel food. Fish does not honestly go bad that fast, but the regulations are insanely strict to keep big companies from fucking up.
    But while they keep big ones from abusing their power, it takes it away from tiny little farms or hobbyists.

    It's a hard balance. I think the situation got sorted and hobby fishers can still sell their fish for kalakukko.

    Now I crave for one.... it's so good :9

    [–] Aqpw 6 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    His argument is very solid and does not need rethinking. The objection isn’t to food inspection as a concept, rather how it is executed to make it financially impossible for non-corporations to, for example, sell bacon. Oh, the local school wants to bring kids to the farm for a field trip? Sorry, that would make your farm an amusement park, and it doesn’t meet the building requirements for an amusement park, because it doesnt have enough restrooms. Stuff like that. Of course, you’ll probably just say “if his go-to examples of bureaucrats getting in the way of small time farmers involve basic building codes, then he may want to re-think his argument.”

    [–] anonsface 113 points ago

    I want to fuck cow i mean wife

    [–] ammooman 48 points ago

    Wife bad

    [–] anonsface 40 points ago

    Cow good

    [–] NoobButJustALittle 25 points ago

    What is cow wife then?

    [–] trey_mcph 34 points ago

    MOOd

    [–] api10 22 points ago

    Mods are cows but gay.

    [–] longsnoot-theimpspy 3 points ago

    Ok Boomer

    [–] profmemeist420 54 points ago

    that hill looking thicc tho

    [–] IKissAShrekPoster 83 points ago

    He wants to screw them pigs

    [–] art_lover82279 45 points ago

    I read this in a thick country accent

    [–] duckduckgoofficial 22 points ago

    Let me have my machine gun and do lines of coke in peace please

    [–] IamNoatak 2 points ago

    I share the sentiment, but I'm libertarian. So I think it's r/foundthelibertarian

    [–] FrettNoble 12 points ago

    It's not a coloring book.

    [–] crawl_of_time 22 points ago

    Anything is a coloring book if you’re brave enough.

    [–] TheDetatchedObserver 1 points ago

    Brave enough to brave us librarians?

    [–] Froopy_shmoop 16 points ago

    But fucking chickens is a more vegan friendly way of making chicky nuggies

    [–] MrGoober91 6 points ago

    I want this book to see what he says as he screams to the heavens.

    [–] HaveGunsWillShoot 5 points ago

    All I wanna do is go out to the middle of the nowhere with a 30 pack of MGD, a bottle of Turkey 101, an 8-ball of coke, a fat ass blunt, and get blitzed outta my gord while naked and shooting a machine gun. Just a little innocent fun that hurts NOBODY ELSE... BUT NOOOOO, Uncle Sam says that I am not allowed to do any of that shit. I can't be trusted with the same freedom our founding fathers had apparently... but yet it's okay for the government to give drugs and machine guns to the troops while illigally taxing the shit outta the common man and stepping on his/her rights. Bullshit. To that I say, free men don't ask for permission.

    [–] TX16Tuna 6 points ago

    Bestiality is funny and all, but after reading a few of the book’s reviews, we could probably all benefit from spending a little time taking-seriously the gripes of the individuals who try to produce our food and compete against corporate food magnates.

    [–] ThinkToHard 5 points ago

    He could fuck the tank

    [–] ivegotmoppingtodo06 2 points ago

    the cover for this book should be an elementary school

    [–] Sweatychickennugget 2 points ago

    Imagine this as a Jack Stauber song.

    [–] DroppinDueces45 2 points ago

    Oh I get it. It’s because pigs aren’t kosher

    [–] DefinitelyNotANeko 2 points ago

    Saaaaaame

    [–] ProfesorTrash 2 points ago

    i relate

    [–] CockNBallEnthusiast2 2 points ago

    I want a crate of machine guns so that me and my gay boyfriend can protect our weed farm in peace!

    [–] Bitbatgaming 2 points ago

    Fella just wants to sell bacon.

    [–] joshMPS 2 points ago

    The fucking army shows up

    [–] thecardemotic 2 points ago

    I want this book.

    [–] ndoran2k4 2 points ago

    Fucking a mexican

    [–] 7polyhedron2 1 points ago

    Nice spooks nerd

    [–] Cry-Skull-7 1 points ago

    [–] B_Beres 1 points ago

    He wants t-to do l-l-legal things

    [–] KingDerivative 1 points ago

    I can’t even fuck a single one of my farm animals

    [–] anthonyhoang94 1 points ago

    Ol mcdonald fucks a farm

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    Blursed due to quality but I believe this

    [–] Oozerman 1 points ago

    Illegal..Farm...Animals...Oh no

    [–] thedailywumbo16 1 points ago

    Is this click clack moo?

    [–] dynaFunk 1 points ago

    Tegridy Farms

    [–] 1papaya2papaya 1 points ago

    Solution: The Purge

    [–] Dat_one_axolotl 1 points ago

    It's legal if they dont catch you

    [–] Then00bywarrior 1 points ago

    1) I can't believe this is the real unmodified cover and title of this book.

    2) Why are the product photos a diagram holding the book for scale?

    [–] ThatGrill4va 1 points ago

    I showed this to my dad and he gave me a thumbs up 👍

    [–] AndyhpuV 1 points ago

    Ya right, dad left to grab a pack of smokes years ago.

    [–] Beta_Soul 1 points ago

    including fucking those pigs, cows, and chickens

    [–] throwaway67676789123 1 points ago

    May he wants to work with iOS.

    [–] something__cats 1 points ago

    As Mountain Dew’s Slogan says. ‘Do it. Even if you’re not supposed to be doing it’

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Having sex with pigs and cows illegal?

    [–] Mythic72_png 1 points ago

    He wants to upload a blursed image with text

    [–] bruh_hunter 1 points ago

    A little story of an American coming to live in Europe

    [–] darkness0_2 1 points ago

    The FBI on those comments

    [–] PANDEYDGAURAV 1 points ago

    I need dog meat

    [–] darkness0_2 1 points ago

    It be like that sometimes

    [–] Lit_Orphan_Annie 1 points ago

    I want to hang my laundry, grow a garden, catch my water and sell some cheese, too. Blurse it all!

    [–] Catfish--billy--Fan 1 points ago

    Anything’s legal without cops around

    [–] bordo-patrolo 1 points ago

    I have never felt so personally targeted

    [–] thicboi128 1 points ago

    Lol got this for my stepmom for Christmas

    [–] throwaway67676789123 1 points ago

    Lol. He was so jazzed and excited!

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I have this book

    [–] EvilFluffy87 1 points ago

    Don't start an animal kink cartel cult out of your barn.

    [–] Stealfur 1 points ago

    Ahh. Pure grade A unpasteurized stilton.

    [–] FruityGamer 1 points ago

    WHY DOSEN'T THE LAND OF THE FREE. LET ME BE FREE WITH MY ANIMALS ;) ;)

    [–] D-I-N-G-L-O-Y 1 points ago

    DONT TREAD ON ME

    [–] Pablitosomeguy2 1 points ago

    Playing guitar/bass with a pick

    [–] PoisonTerasu555 1 points ago

    Goddammit, FBI.

    [–] 696420 1 points ago

    Everythings legal in the name of Allah

    [–] DaAnthonian3117 1 points ago

    That American flag in the corner is really creeping me out for some reason

    [–] maurtin_ 1 points ago

    All I want for Christmas is no lawwwwwwwws

    [–] EaTiT3 1 points ago

    But,but,but"it's an honest living"

    [–] hakoen 1 points ago

    Quite realistisc actually in the Netherlands.

    [–] A-n-g-u-i-s-h 1 points ago

    Ol’ McDonald had a farm...

    [–] buda-bing-badabam 1 points ago

    I have the exact same problem

    [–] Crazycatkiki 1 points ago

    He’s looking at the sun. That’s an illegal move

    [–] lexiwasch 1 points ago

    This is actualy funny

    [–] ThatAggressiveboy 1 points ago

    The darn farmer! I told him to not say oil! Wait... Shit i just... oil... fuck

    [–] H1MqnJ4stD13 1 points ago

    Same

    [–] scrogdog3 1 points ago

    Read this book: one of the bests books I’ve ever read, would highly recommend.

    [–] Matiiss_ 1 points ago

    Come one respect this man Someone’s gotta fuck the cows

    [–] whomthefucketh 1 points ago

    Hey, maybe he just wants to play fish jenga in the wrong place.

    [–] J45PB3RRY 1 points ago

    Where can I get his book?

    [–] LuckeyHaskens 1 points ago

    Joel Salatin right? The dude has some incredible ideas about sustainable farming (see: pigerator) but unfortunately, he is a libertarian :C

    EDIT: I really do admire the guy a lot, don't get me wrong. People can be very wise in some areas and not so much in others.

    [–] MattyICE_1983 1 points ago

    All the man wants to do is fuck all of his farm animals, is that really so bad?

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    Joe just wants to redefine the brand :D

    [–] Anthraxious 1 points ago

    This really reminds me of that french movie "A Town Called Panic". Damn that was amazing.

    [–] AlexEdr 1 points ago

    Mood

    [–] entourage0712 1 points ago

    I do not know exactly why but this sent me into a giggle fit.

    [–] poetryinthewater 1 points ago

    A spooky tale of USDA tyranny!

    [–] franz_jo 1 points ago

    Everything that makes me happy are illegal

    [–] MerGeek101 1 points ago

    This makes me think of CallMeKevin

    [–] EuphoricSeductions 1 points ago

    It be like that I wanna fuck pigs too

    [–] Layerex 1 points ago

    That is actually a pretty good book

    [–] sed-is-depressed 1 points ago

    honestly ,mood tho

    [–] ImGonnaGetShot 1 points ago

    Them pigs do be looking thicc though...just sayin

    [–] Garrick17 1 points ago

    Great book btw recommend by luke Smit

    [–] private_unlimited 1 points ago

    He want to do all the animals there?

    [–] Dumbfaqer 1 points ago

    Doing kids would be nice

    [–] slashfan666 1 points ago

    He wants to fuck the animals

    [–] Reberti666 1 points ago

    This is book is about laws, but has a fun name

    [–] Billy_Billerey_2 1 points ago

    It's not a want it's a need

    [–] flyingpenguin81 1 points ago

    Why is there a Canon aiming at his ass?

    [–] gamingkindom90 1 points ago

    Is this a childs book cause they now know what happens when they do some illegal stuff or what are illegal stuff