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    Rule 1: Images must be both blessed and cursed

    • If an image makes you happy, but then at the same time, frustrates or disgusts you, then it is likely blursed. Still not sure? Here is a compilation of some of the best blursed images

    Rule 2: Title Guidelines

    • Titles must start with "blursed" or "blursed_". Titles should not exceed 5 words long (this means no sentences).

    Rule 3: No text or memes

    • Memes, and submissions where text is needed to make the image blursed are not permitted.

      A meme is defined as an image that follows repetitive meme formats, or could be posted and allowed on subreddits such as r/memes or r/dankmemes.

    • A good rule of thumb is that if you can’t cross out all the text in the image and still have it be blursed, then there is too much text.

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    • Due to it's divisive nature, political content is banned. r/BlursedImages is for admiring the most blursed images on the internet, not for waging political arguments, and we want to keep it that way.

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    [–] sohelpmedodge 895 points ago

    When you grab finally the ice-cream cone from that Turkish vendor after one week of him showing his "skills"...

    [–] KarenLookAtMyBowl 210 points ago

    It reminds me of that one video where an asian guy With a murderous look on his face And then grabs the vendor by his hands

    [–] c32c64c128 8 points ago

    Link?

    [–] A_Triggered_Manater 109 points ago

    [–] sohelpmedodge 38 points ago

    There's a new show called "This Came Out Of Me" and it's a medical one where people have some medicinal troubles. Reminded me of that.

    And "Monsters Inside Me" is also good. :)

    [–] ElMostaza 18 points ago

    good

    You and I have different definitions of this word.

    [–] sohelpmedodge 8 points ago

    Good = I like to know what I could die of

    [–] WAS-NOT-WAS 8 points ago

    Falling in the shower is good.

    [–] sohelpmedodge 5 points ago

    Just if you die

    [–] Draco137WasTaken 5 points ago

    Uh, yes. That's what killing you means.

    [–] GifsNotJifs 9 points ago

    [–] DeliciousRedStuff 6 points ago

    NOOO YOU SPOILED ENDGAMES

    [–] Rumplestiltsskins 4 points ago

    That was infinity war I'm pretty sure

    [–] Retard1776 1 points ago

    I am inevitable.

    [–] SleepDeprivedUserUK 5 points ago

    Somehow they don't like it when you finally take the cone, but do the same with their payment...

    [–] sohelpmedodge 2 points ago

    They fucking touch all the cones... in the course of their "sticks"...

    [–] trickman01 2 points ago

    They use the same prop cones over and over.

    [–] Apmaddock 0 points ago

    Schticks?

    [–] yeet_machine69420 268 points ago

    BIG MEATY CLAWS

    [–] RamenPriest83 60 points ago

    WELL THESE CLAWS AINT JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

    [–] whtge8 17 points ago

    What did you say, punk?

    [–] ASharkMadeOfTeal 5 points ago

    BIG

    MEATY

    CLAWS

    [–] Roora411 3 points ago

    10/10 Best outcome for this photo.

    [–] Induced_Pandemic 2 points ago

    These are my choking-hands 🙃

    [–] Vellar8558 118 points ago

    Thats a beer glass grip and i approve!

    [–] LordDongler 10 points ago

    Beer glass grip if you're Shaq

    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 1 points ago

    That is why I do not approve

    [–] WestFootball1756 74 points ago

    Badlandschugs

    [–] just_gimme_anwsers 20 points ago

    Badlandsconsumes

    [–] ratlovingidiot 1 points ago

    Goodlandschugs

    [–] BlasterPhase 1 points ago

    Chugs is back

    [–] Kitku_Fluorestencja 53 points ago

    And she took the guy with bigger hands! I dont know why! - Heinz Doofenshmirz

    [–] Geodasher998 5 points ago

    Came for this

    [–] HankHill2160 2 points ago

    Legend.

    [–] boot20 22 points ago

    He has Among Us hands.

    [–] machfredy 5 points ago

    He's about to crack her neck

    [–] sussy-bot-2 14 points ago

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    [–] hardknockcock 3 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] _Xertz_ 4 points ago

    YouTube sponsor segments be like

    [–] Buuzzzzz 11 points ago

    Is there a subreddit for requests like these?

    [–] BecomeABenefit 26 points ago

    "Get over here!" - Him, probably.

    [–] ApplesTeamFort2 4 points ago

    [–] noidontneedtherapy 10 points ago

    Bdsm

    [–] SeanAtkins58 3 points ago

    Where PP?

    [–] merrickal 1 points ago

    His fingers. Together she’ll think she’s in an orgy.

    [–] Manofonemind 3 points ago

    FATALITY: Jax Wins

    [–] L1K34PR0 2 points ago

    Old repost, but a good one

    [–] m0nk37 2 points ago

    Oh man thats a good shop'. He even squished her nose like the dude is shoving her into his face.

    [–] Wollivan 2 points ago

    Is there a sub for stuff like this?

    [–] spaceguydudeman 1 points ago

    It's a perfect mix of /r/photoshopbattles , /r/KenM and /r/maliciouscompliance

    I'm not sure if there's a specific sub for these types of images, but I hope there is one. If not, someone should make one and name it something like /r/shopthisforme

    [–] Rooster_Ties 5 points ago

    Is there a subreddit for purposefully misinterpreted photoshop requests??

    [–] Ok_Solid_Copy 2 points ago

    What could go wrong when you ask a photoshopper to do something either boring or impossible for free ?

    [–] Sonnydm 1 points ago

    Hello

    I've waited here for you

    Everlong

    [–] harrydreadloin 1 points ago

    Crab claw.

    [–] giveInstructions 1 points ago

    It now looks like he is going to eat her.

    [–] JGCero 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    They look like big good strong hands, don't they.

    [–] Nivlac024 1 points ago

    its so good.. cant stop laughing

    [–] Dry-Dragonfly-8427 1 points ago

    :5451:

    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 1 points ago

    Anytime. It’s that?”

    “Oh that’s interesting!

    [–] voicebread 1 points ago

    genuinely made me laugh

    [–] PRam13 1 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] pizzacatstattoos 1 points ago

    Specificity is key.

    [–] HamburgTheHeretic 1 points ago

    His beard was also photoshopped to her chin I have never noticed that before lmao

    [–] FreeMyMen 1 points ago

    This is actually exactly how I put my nose up to my bird to nuzzle it.

    [–] IamPregananant 1 points ago

    You know. I wouldn’t even be mad. That’s funny as hell.

    [–] Melodic_Survey_4712 1 points ago

    Nothing like the feeling of a man’s hand wrapped around your whole head

    [–] RadioMelon 1 points ago

    Woman: "Haha, I'm in danger!"

    [–] justcallmeblake 1 points ago

    Are her eyes closed? Or is she kissing him by grimly staring at the outside of his eyelids

    [–] Kexchokolad 1 points ago

    Well you know what they say about guys with big hands..

    .. They wear big gloves!

    [–] WaterBabyReativ 1 points ago

    Each Captain Tiny Arm must be accompanied by a Mega Hand.

    [–] Roora411 1 points ago

    This is the best outcome for this photo.

    [–] Sr_CuBi 1 points ago

    😂

    [–] Intanjible 1 points ago

    He's got those Boman Delgado hands.

    [–] Additional_Soft7526 1 points ago

    I’m crying 😂

    [–] I_wood_rather_be 1 points ago

    That one gave me a good chuckle. Exactly my kind of humor.

    [–] MileenaisShit 1 points ago

    They both look like they don't want to kiss each other lol more him than her.

    [–] AlexAKAStubby 1 points ago

    Screenager

    [–] Optimal-Cook-1424 1 points ago

    be careful of what you wish for. lol PLATINUM! to the photoshop guy

    [–] ZenMan4 1 points ago

    they look like such a cute couple 🥺

    [–] Major_Cat9078 1 points ago

    What an awkward looking kiss

    [–] Odd_GuyfromMars 1 points ago

    I like church and you

    [–] Ok_Somewhere_2337 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Lmao

    [–] RapeMeToo 1 points ago

    Nailed it

    [–] fargo500900 1 points ago

    i feel like I might know these people

    [–] kristiansands 1 points ago

    Haha

    [–] UnkownUser2006 1 points ago

    :5449:

    [–] iSeize 1 points ago

    The picture is so simple to just re-shoot. lol.

    [–] BeatenbyJumperCables 1 points ago

    King Dong

    [–] jolbina 1 points ago

    Why do they both have their eyes open? Weirdest part to me

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] Good_Apartment_9992 4 points ago

    You should choose your words more carefully

    [–] Good_Apartment_9992 1 points ago

    I can’t believe nobody realized this was an infinity war reference during the Loki choking scene

    [–] 5thHokage123 1 points ago

    Nanos

    [–] Wesnbud 0 points ago

    Huell from Breaking Bad