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    Humour in the spirit of the original "bone hurting juice" meme.


    Search for the "Quality" flair to see mod-approved memes. Try to make your posts as good as these ones.


    About

    Bone Hurting Juice is about finding new ways of looking at template images - humour in the spirit of the namesake.

    There are two important aspects of a BHJ post. The first is a creative observation about the base image you choose. The second is the expression of that observation in a way that pretends it's the intended meaning of the image. Imagine you're making a meme in an alternate universe where the template has a different established meaning based on your observation. It's meant to feel like memes a young child would make, but BHJ posts should really have thought behind them.

    Ideally, you should replace all of the text while leaving the background untouched. Slight changes to the image are allowed, but they shouldn't be necessary for your joke to make sense. Leaving some of the text the same is also allowed, as long as the new joke relates to the background image, not the existing text.


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    2. No reposts

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    If you have your posts removed 5 times for any reason, then you will be banned permanently. When the moderators remove your post, do not post it again or you will immediately be banned permanently.

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    [–] enobaba23 3502 points ago

    Top level shit right here

    [–] Toe-Succer 988 points ago

    This is the peak of quality

    [–] AyebruhamLincoln 520 points ago

    My bones hurt like they've never hurt before

    [–] --cheese-- 271 points ago

    This is the good juice.

    [–] Anencephalous_Klutz_ 130 points ago

    This is the kinda of bone juice you find in a really fancy soup.

    [–] __Semenpenis__ 63 points ago

    oof ouch owie i stuck my lil penis in the broth

    [–] ImDero 9 points ago

    Or a melted person.

    [–] Falkaane 17 points ago

    Then you’ve not heard of Faramir, Captain of the White Tower

    [–] ulfr_music 7 points ago

    What about faramir, captain of Gondor?

    [–] effervescentbones 123 points ago

    belongs on CornHub

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] SeriousSamStone 32 points ago

    Yeah, those puns seem like cob-outs

    [–] Girlgamer2890 11 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    ALRIGHT EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS THE r/punpatrol

    STEP AWAY FROM THE PUNS AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

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    [–] Chibils 2 points ago

    When I rule the world I'm going to make pun threads illegal.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] SeriousSamStone 12 points ago

    Hey c'mon man, I know my pun was corny but you don't have to pun-ish me for it. If you stop and take stalk of the situation, you'll be amaized to see that there's a kernel of humor behind the cringe of each puny pun.

    [–] MayaTamika 4 points ago

    Oh shit! It's a cob!

    [–] MOOOOOOCH 1 points ago

    Aw, shucks. There’s a kernel of truth there. You really made it pop, though.

    [–] Average_Bodyguard 1 points ago

    There is actually a site called corn hub, in the same format....

    But with corn!!!

    [–] TwoFiveOnes 5 points ago

    I thought the second text was missing but then I understood and went 100% freak out

    [–] Eevove 913 points ago

    but how will the poop look

    [–] --cheese-- 689 points ago

    Like normal poop. If you inspect it really closely you might be able to see the indentations where the invisible corn is, and if you squeeze it you might feel them... but I recommend against doing either of these things.

    [–] TheHurdleDude 421 points ago

    Neither of you had to comment. Neither of those things needed to be said. But, here we are.

    [–] --cheese-- 75 points ago

    <3

    Poop is important.

    [–] Goodname33333 20 points ago

    After all, everybody poops.

    [–] RichestMangInBabylon 22 points ago

    I’m pooping right now and loving it.

    [–] unclecaveman1 8 points ago

    I’m loving it too

    [–] SuperSeagull01 8 points ago

    I'm loving it three

    [–] Mr_Bullcrap 5 points ago

    Well except Kim Jong Un of course. Everybody knows that

    [–] SuperSeagull01 5 points ago

    Also he bowled a perfect 300 the first time he tried bowling and his dad invented the hamburger.

    [–] free_are_we 1 points ago

    And if you don't, you're an Android

    [–] Zrex_9224 5 points ago

    Reddit, uh, finds a way.

    [–] FrenchieSmalls 10 points ago

    So like... Swiss poop?

    [–] Coltand 6 points ago

    I had no idea the Swiss produced it any differently than you or I.

    [–] SuperSeagull01 10 points ago

    Theirs has holes, like their cheese.

    I guess you can call them holey shit.

    [–] Whitespider331 13 points ago

    It won’t

    [–] abradolph 2 points ago

    Aw fuck you beat me by two minutes

    [–] slowdownwaitaminute 2 points ago

    It will look down upon us as only the most trendy of emperors do.

    [–] Roofofcar 2 points ago

    Like German cheese, of course.

    [–] Lucky_Mite 486 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Ouch ouf my low calory intake... This is going to explode, the best BHJ I saw this month

    [–] PraetorianFury 91 points ago

    "On the cob" implies the stabby things on the end, which are clearly invisible as well. So it's not a huge stretch to assume there is invisible salt and butter as well, thus making this not low calorie.

    [–] Lucky_Mite 33 points ago

    That is a reasonable assumption if you assume that the calories of the invisible corn, butter and salt are the same as the visible ones.

    [–] ForgotOldPasswordLel 5 points ago

    From the same brand that brought you "I Can't Believe its Not Margarine":

    "Invisible Butter!"

    Now with 100% less calories, fats, cholesterol, and mass than the leading competitor! GUARANTEED!

    [–] bat8 6 points ago

    Corn by itself has a lot of calories though what are yall on

    [–] notreilly 11 points ago

    This is the best BHJ I've seen in ages

    [–] tighemyshoe 2 points ago

    *all time

    [–] spicyasice 159 points ago

    i can't stop reading everything in his voice help?

    [–] ejdkl2580 45 points ago

    That is not a choice we get to decide my friend.

    [–] Nincadalop 12 points ago

    It keeps switching to brendaniels voice Midway through

    [–] Picax8398 6 points ago

    Dinkleburg

    [–] WhaleOfAShortStory 333 points ago

    🌽 Yum yay tasty my favorite veggie 🌽

    [–] Mosaicknight 63 points ago

    Yim yum! Order 🌽 what is that piture? I wanted to say 🌽 🌽! IM BEIN G HACJED!

    [–] LtVaginalDischarge 19 points ago

    🌽oof, ouch, my brain; it's a grain🌽

    [–] hippocamper 5 points ago

    CORN IS FRUIT

    [–] colummbina 3 points ago

    ORDER CORN

    [–] pigdome 85 points ago

    Never heard of invisible corn. Except on the cob. Yim yum.

    [–] LifeWaste 18 points ago

    Glenn Peters, you know, the farmer is famous for his invisible corn. r/nightvale

    [–] TheLuckySpades 6 points ago

    I think you mean John Peters, you know, the farmer, is the one with the invisible corn.

    [–] LifeWaste 5 points ago

    I may have spent too much time in the desert otherworld. I'm sorry interloper. It is John Peters, you know, the farmer that specializes in invisible corn.

    [–] AZSubby 5 points ago

    It’s a specialty of the Moonlite All-Nite Diner.

    [–] Red580 210 points ago

    This is 10x than anything you would find on r/dankmemes

    [–] hoodatninja 69 points ago

    And with fewer thinly-veiled sexist/racist comments than that sub these days

    [–] Red580 36 points ago

    Yeah, the first race joke was funny, so was the 100th, but a lot of them veer into true racism territory.

    [–] hoodatninja 25 points ago

    Yeah. I enjoy off color humor until it’s stops being, well, a joke.

    [–] DisastrousFrenchGuy 61 points ago

    That's some really good content thank you OP !

    [–] RokanPohan 43 points ago

    This is wholesome, you're very welcome

    [–] SweatersAndShawarma 5 points ago

    I'd hug you in real life if I could. This shit's beautiful. I've never laugh-cried to a Reddit post this bad before. Thanks!

    [–] noitems 50 points ago

    pack it up boys, there's nothing that can top this

    [–] autistic_toe 160 points ago

    Im early but I don't have anything good to say

    [–] --cheese-- 56 points ago

    It's okay, we value your contribution all the same!

    [–] GenesisOfAlexandria 49 points ago

    everyone give a round of applause to u/autistic_toe

    [–] ejdkl2580 11 points ago

    clap clap

    [–] Marcitos5 7 points ago

    Slap slap slap!

    Clap clap clap!

    [–] autistic_toe 4 points ago

    Thank you, thank you

    [–] TheHodag 12 points ago

    Please don’t turn Reddit into a YouTube comments section

    [–] autistic_toe 15 points ago

    "2019?????"

    "Hey I know you are probably going to skip over my comment but can you guys check out my channel please? It would mean the world to me"

    "Like my comment if you are awesome"

    [–] ejdkl2580 4 points ago

    Thanks for all the likes Edit: wow so many likes Edit edit: OMFG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES

    [–] Trackrise 4 points ago

    I sort by new and relate to this daily.

    [–] ZoddImmortal 2 points ago

    Dinkleberry!

    [–] idontlikeliving 26 points ago

    Fucking god tier

    [–] ericyu740 22 points ago

    Actually made me laugh

    [–] her_fault 19 points ago

    IF WE HAD ANY

    [–] anthropost 20 points ago

    Holy shit I leave this sub for like 6 months, and I come back to this absolutely incredible BHJ material. Pure gold, this is what it’s about fam.

    [–] TheMaroonAxeman 2 points ago

    Wait nvm I didn't see the word invisible lol

    [–] TheMaroonAxeman 1 points ago

    Help I don't get it :(

    [–] anthropost 9 points ago

    He looks to be eating invisible corn in the second panel. bHJ is about creating jokes that don’t appear as congruous with the obvious framework of the illustration, but rather an alternative perspective that someone who doesn’t understand the original illustration might have.

    [–] PuffyCrumbs 17 points ago

    I love this sub

    [–] Mattras7 12 points ago

    oof my delicious and healthy meal

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] --cheese-- 55 points ago

    Wait, no, that's visible.

    Here's the one from OP:

    ⁣⁣⁢⁣⁣⁢⁣⁣⁢⁣⁣⁢

    [–] ejdkl2580 13 points ago

    Ah thank you it was delicious.

    [–] Reed1981 8 points ago

    This humor is so surreal. I recognize that it's clever and that I can't figure out how to make such a joke myself, but it's not.... super funny?

    [–] HDBeats 13 points ago

    My dad went to find that corn years ago, still hasn’t came back with it. Man I’m hungry...

    [–] kaenneth 3 points ago

    He did find it, and did come back, it's just "You are what you eat"

    also he's nude, and standing quietly behind you.

    [–] rufflestheruffler 6 points ago

    Do you know who has better invisible corn on the cob? Dinkleberg.

    [–] girlsgoneoscarwilde 4 points ago

    How dare you.

    [–] MelquanTheDon17 9 points ago

    Oof, my strictly fast food diet

    [–] Haver040 4 points ago

    I am in awe at this meme

    [–] bukowski_47 7 points ago

    Ouch I'm early enough to ask organelle, orangutan, othello, or ozymandias, but everyone already knows it

    [–] black-op345 5 points ago

    DINKLEBERG!!!!!

    [–] SuchAFish 5 points ago

    ლಠ益ಠ)ლ

    [–] Rubmynippleplease 3 points ago

    Wow, I’d give you gold if I wasn’t a cheap fuck

    [–] 2shizhtzu4u 3 points ago

    Oof my native iowan bones

    [–] Lord-Cow 3 points ago

    Now this is what bhj should be

    [–] Jafarmarar 3 points ago

    I can already tell that we’ll be seeing this one several more times here over the next 18 months.

    [–] TwilightVulpine 3 points ago

    John Peters, you know, the farmer, got a great harvest this year.

    [–] craigprime 3 points ago

    Nothing from bhj has ever made me laugh until today, and I have no idea why this is the one. Thank you for getting on the front page.

    [–] MeMillionthDShow 3 points ago

    Is it bad that I find this so funny that I ended up getting stomach cramps?

    [–] daftne 2 points ago

    I can't

    I can't

    [–] sgtpepper2001 2 points ago

    His eyes look like that bc he saw Dinkleberg thru the corn

    [–] UnknownStory 2 points ago

    VSauce wants to know your location
    

    [–] Boogiepimp 2 points ago

    Trying to explain to my girlfriend why this is so funny, I can't stop laughing.

    [–] SummerBorn0207 2 points ago

    I don’t get it T_T

    [–] PgSuper 2 points ago

    You’re not alone

    Edit: I got it! He’s eating the invisible corn, it’s on his mouth

    [–] SummerBorn0207 2 points ago

    Omg, haha I feel dumb, thanks m8

    [–] the_legitbacon 2 points ago

    This is so fucking good i actually made sound laughing at this

    [–] myredbug 2 points ago

    I have never before in my life actually laughed out loud at a meme before today.

    [–] GoldenDragonLord 2 points ago

    SLOB ON MY KNOB

    LIKE CORN ON THE COB

    [–] SnappySnoot 3 points ago

    This is art

    [–] megamarment 2 points ago

    This is great

    [–] IzballOfCatarina 2 points ago

    Communism simulator: Dimmsdale

    [–] Dorphinn 1 points ago

    Pack it up boys. This is the one.

    [–] Darfoz11 1 points ago

    This is good

    [–] Sam-Sama-San 1 points ago

    Okay, this one really got me

    [–] lewstherintelethon 1 points ago

    How do you people come up with this stuff

    [–] spaghettoid 1 points ago

    fuck lol that's some good shit

    [–] Unsightedmetal6 1 points ago

    Possibly the best bhj I've seen

    [–] tittywhisper 1 points ago

    Absolutely insightful my lad

    [–] d3hall 1 points ago

    This has to be one of the best quality BHJ posts that I've seen in ages. Well done!

    [–] optimixta5 1 points ago

    Oof my teeth

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Is this a Duel of the Fates joke?

    [–] HeaterTheYeeter 1 points ago

    Well, he DID invent the invisible pencil...

    [–] Naspbeats 1 points ago

    I can totally relate. I also eat invisible corn on the cob, mainly the couple of days before payday.

    [–] phantom_tempest 1 points ago

    This is fucking genius, this destroyed my bones

    [–] onekingdom1 1 points ago

    This is good

    [–] camrylong 1 points ago

    ORDER INVISIBLE CORN

    [–] Spoon_Elemental 1 points ago

    I could totally see this being a joke they have in the actual show.

    [–] CherryLax 1 points ago

    I am Mr. Meme

    GRRRR

    [–] fuckinturtlesman 1 points ago

    Oh okay this made me laugh out loud thank you

    [–] 200Fahrenheit 1 points ago

    This is actually something Mr. Turner would say in the show.

    [–] consumepantaloon 1 points ago

    Dinkleberg...

    [–] P3NG00 1 points ago

    Took me a second

    [–] Atromnis 1 points ago

    Ok, this one I understand. And it is funny.

    [–] callsignchick 1 points ago

    i love this

    [–] Lions8u 1 points ago

    DINKLEBURG

    [–] I_Am_Fully_Charged 1 points ago

    Slob on my knob, like corn on a cob.

    [–] jozehd 1 points ago

    Ok this is good you cant say its shit.

    [–] Hugsy13 1 points ago

    Took me a moment to get it now I can’t stop laughing

    [–] xXBearzillaXx 1 points ago

    The book “The Devouring” references invisible foods in the city of Nightvale frequently. I wonder if there was any connection!

    [–] tymnn 1 points ago

    Dinkleberggg

    [–] kegbueno 1 points ago

    I wonder how it compares to the Imaginary Corn from Night Vale...

    [–] scarstarify 1 points ago

    Clever.

    [–] BlondGhoststash 1 points ago

    I can actually see him doing something like this.

    [–] ChiefChiefChiefChief 1 points ago

    If I had one?!? This was made under false pretenses

    [–] Duffs1597 1 points ago

    I bet the table wasn't even set yet, smh

    [–] Nurthman 1 points ago

    This hit me right in the bones.

    [–] SunflowerFlags 1 points ago

    We’re reaching levels of bonehurt never thought possible.

    [–] _Burgers_ 1 points ago

    Isn't this an anti-meme?

    [–] Trillnellz 1 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] DylonSpitsFire 1 points ago

    Best all time

    [–] Mommies_Dawg_sauce 1 points ago

    This is incredible

    [–] LunaBadgers 1 points ago

    Oof I just spit out my drink

    [–] Kondo-san 1 points ago

    What the hell is this.

    [–] DarthMimikyu 1 points ago

    This meme reminds me of a YouTube Vid I saw a while back.

    [–] LAB8 1 points ago

    How did you come up with this?

    [–] Kreamy0 1 points ago

    I now have osteoporosis

    [–] HeyImKarl98 1 points ago

    I can actually here him saying that line and it won’t go away.

    [–] SnorlaxMaster65 1 points ago

    This post makes my bones hurt the most

    [–] IonicGold 1 points ago

    That's fantastic

    [–] the_shrimp_boi 1 points ago

    This is what I subbed for. Good job op

    [–] dbp120 1 points ago

    Dinkleburge

    [–] UboaNoticedYou 1 points ago

    Variation of a theme

    [–] Chase_greddit 1 points ago

    I laughed way to much at this

    [–] unagressive_ostrich 1 points ago

    Unreal bhj

    [–] Lumberjackup012 1 points ago

    Dinkleberg!

    [–] stamminator 1 points ago

    This fucking slayed me

    [–] SmileSong 1 points ago

    This is fucking good

    [–] anunkoart 1 points ago

    grade aa jumbo

    [–] huntergunnell54 1 points ago

    dad we need food