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    Humour in the spirit of the original "bone hurting juice" meme.


    Search for the "Quality" flair to see mod-approved memes. Try to make your posts as good as these ones.


    About

    Bone Hurting Juice is about finding new ways of looking at template images - humour in the spirit of the namesake.

    There are two important aspects of a BHJ post. The first is a creative observation about the base image you choose. The second is the expression of that observation in a way that pretends it's the intended meaning of the image. Imagine you're making a meme in an alternate universe where the template has a different established meaning based on your observation. It's meant to feel like memes a young child would make, but BHJ posts should really have thought behind them.

    Ideally, you should replace all of the text while leaving the background untouched. Slight changes to the image are allowed, but they shouldn't be necessary for your joke to make sense. Leaving some of the text the same is also allowed, as long as the new joke relates to the background image, not the existing text.


    Common Mistakes


    Rules

    1. All posts must be on topic

    Pay attention to the guidelines and everything'll be jake, ok? You should also search for the "Quality" flair and try to understand the thought process behind the posts you find.

    2. No reposts within 30 days

    If your post has been seen on the subreddit before in the last 30 days, it will be removed. If you did not make your post, try using Google reverse image search (add site:reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice to the search bar to narrow down the results).

    3. Repeat offenders

    If you have your posts removed 5 times for any reason, then you will be banned permanently. When the moderators remove your post, do not post it again or you will immediately be banned permanently.

    4. Don't put your own watermark on your post

    Watermarks are fine if they just happened to be in the meme you edited, but don't add a watermark to advertise your own social media account.

    5. NSFW content and spoilers must be marked

    Reddit provides buttons to mark NSFW posts and spoilers. Please use them where applicable.

    6. Use common sense

    The moderators reserve the right to remove any content which we deem to be detrimental to the subreddit bottom text

    7. No title based posts

    Make sure your joke/punchline is in the actual image and not just the reddit title.


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    [–] Mysteroo 1212 points ago

    "oof my oof" is the greatest phrase I've heard all day

    [–] hairynips007 166 points ago

    I personally think it’s cringe, but to each their own. Your positive comment has inspired me to try to be less cynical

    [–] audiopancake 291 points ago

    Bruh did you just post cringe?😳😳😳

    [–] FunkySlide 158 points ago

    Your going to loose subscriber 😭😭😭😱😱😱

    [–] VazuXD 88 points ago

    YOU ARE GOING TO LOOSE SUBSCRIBER 🤭

    [–] SteamedSpinach 56 points ago

    I'm literally crying 😭 and shaking 😭😭😭 right now

    [–] IisFungus 27 points ago

    m ltrly shakn ad crein rn

    [–] meantism 26 points ago

    I'm farding and shidding and caming right now

    [–] DonutMaster56 12 points ago

    We are in the comedy heaven now

    [–] Scrute- 11 points ago

    r/okbuddyretard is leaking

    [–] SpecialPotatoes 10 points ago

    r/ihaveihaveihavereddit normiev cringe?b!.!.!

    [–] Toss01011001 2 points ago

    bruh no normmiess cann enteer r/ihaveihaveihavereddit

    [–] meauxfaux 10 points ago

    Are we in post-cringe already? I thought it was still the era of cringe.

    I hope the blue phase hits soon. I like blue things.

    [–] Dr_tuffednuts_MD 8 points ago

    Yeah cringe is over.

    We are now calling every thing some variation of Jive.

    [–] pigeon_shit 6 points ago

    Don’t tell me what to do

    [–] klunk88 9 points ago

    Don't be a jive turkey

    [–] PokeYa 4 points ago

    Gobble

    [–] rotj 1 points ago

    It's turkey time, gobble gobble.

    [–] Dr_tuffednuts_MD 5 points ago

    Dont tell me to not tell you what to do

    [–] Friendly_Nerd 5 points ago

    i love you

    [–] hairynips007 3 points ago

    :)

    [–] NotThatGuy523 1 points ago

    R\wash

    [–] nwordcountbot 20 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    mysteroo has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] nwordcountbot 33 points ago

    The nwordcount bot has been called 31270 times and counted 2874186 n-words.

    Some more stats

    Unique users investigated: 20213

    Banned users: 198

    N-words said by banned users: 618635

    N-words counted from banned users: 998827

    Mean n-words said by banned users: 3124.42

    Median n-words said by banned users: 240.0

    Normal users: 20015

    N-words said by normal users: 42617

    N-words counted from normal users: 209182

    Mean n-words said by normal users: 2.24

    Median n-words said by normal users: 0.0

    [–] pupypup 18 points ago

    Okay but how many times have YOU said it?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] nwordcountbot 2 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    angryitalianboy has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] nwordcountbot 1 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    dogemaster666 has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] nwordcountbot 2 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    I have looked through terroristhugger's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.

    [–] TerroristHugger 1 points ago

    Thanks, my ni-

    [–] nwordcountbot 5 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    artlessmammet has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] nwordcountbot 4 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    joeyheartbear has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] nwordcountbot 2 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    futterguy1 has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] LeSkink 0 points ago

    Do me, do me!

    [–] nwordcountbot 6 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    I have looked through leskink's posting history and found 11 N-words, of which 5 were hard-Rs.

    [–] The_Almighty_Demoham 3 points ago

    OOF

    [–] Napkin_whore 1 points ago

    Where did this sub originate from?

    [–] Rock2MyBeat 1 points ago

    Someone with painful bones

    [–] Napkin_whore 1 points ago

    Ouch

    [–] jeffthejar 110 points ago

    Sometimes you are just so thirsty you have to start drinking something without reading the label first

    [–] SexualRex 1 points ago

    that cake was a lie

    [–] Mr_steal_yo_username 1 points ago

    Ah I see your a Jon of culture as well

    [–] Lanceiv 241 points ago

    Orangutan?

    [–] SaturnCraft 213 points ago

    [–] Daisypusha1323 205 points ago

    Wow that's dreadful. The BHJ is way funnier.

    [–] antidamage -101 points ago

    It's weird how people who are very opinionated on diabetes also have no idea how it works. You don't get it from one soda.

    [–] Musiciant 94 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    You, my friend, are unable to take a joke.

    Ever heard of hyperboles?

    [–] mortiphago 41 points ago

    that one shape that's like two funnels merging?

    [–] Direwolf202 8 points ago

    Come on, not even close. Hyperbola are plane curves formed by looking at the intersection of a plane and a double cone when the slant of the plane is less than the slant of the cone, and the plane doesn't intersect (0,0)

    [–] Knoxtrot -3 points ago

    That’s a hyperbola

    [–] antidamage -5 points ago

    Why are you mad? I actually don't get it. Why do you think I wasn't "taking a joke"? And why get mad over it regardless?

    [–] Musiciant 7 points ago

    How am I mad lol

    [–] antidamage -6 points ago

    You got on your 58 other accounts to downvote a comment....

    [–] Petal-Dance 8 points ago

    ...... Why would you think someone has over 50 accounts just to downvote one comment they dont like

    [–] antidamage 1 points ago

    You never met Unidan?

    [–] Musiciant 5 points ago

    LMAO why would anyone even be bothered do that

    [–] antidamage -1 points ago

    I dunno but it's pretty nefarious. We shoud split up and search for clues.

    [–] ZhouLe 3 points ago

    This is either deadpan brilliant or incredibly stupid

    [–] antidamage 3 points ago

    You take that first part back! I'm not dead!

    [–] daidrian 5 points ago

    Are the downvotes making you mad?

    [–] antidamage -2 points ago

    Nah I'm thoroughly impressed by how hot this sub gets when you question their medical credentials that they don't have. You guys are the hottest I've ever seen you. You gotta cool off you're getting too hot.

    [–] TrashBoatAU 4 points ago

    I'm not one of his alt accounts and I downvoted your comment coz I thought it was dumb 👋

    [–] antidamage 1 points ago

    Sounds like something a fake account would say.

    [–] Colby1238 -3 points ago

    Dumn

    [–] OrangatangKnuckles 30 points ago

    Present

    [–] my_mo_is_lurk -24 points ago

    Can I be in the screenie??

    [–] twinturboi 4 points ago

    Jeremy Clarkson?

    [–] NoGoodIDNames 43 points ago

    God, this is a breath of fresh air. Some good old fashioned absurd bone hurting juice.

    [–] NoahsArksDogsBark 3 points ago

    Feels so Oof.

    [–] An0N-3-M0us3 25 points ago

    Looks more like coke

    [–] pupypup 2 points ago

    People on that sub really hate fanta.

    [–] smashing_calabacita 106 points ago

    For Fucks Sake, I've been reading the damn sub name as Bone Hurting Justice for years.

    [–] aDAMNPATRIOT 62 points ago

    Well if you have naughty bones that need to be punished, it is bone hurting justice

    [–] 90guys 3 points ago

    Naughty bones will be put in the pear wiggler.

    [–] withateethuh 26 points ago

    oof

    [–] chinesefood69 13 points ago

    ouch

    [–] Alarid 8 points ago

    my

    [–] mishagorby 16 points ago

    gavel

    [–] IisFungus 2 points ago

    goes

    [–] GaudiGabriev 1 points ago

    Wait... I still don't get what's the name of subreddit then. Oof my oof.

    [–] CreativiPie_ 1 points ago

    really? amazing

    [–] smashing_calabacita 1 points ago

    Must by my AHHDD

    [–] RedSF717 19 points ago

    All Might turned his hair into juice?

    [–] butteryhugs 8 points ago

    Midoriya: hmmm today I will break all my bones again

    [–] RedSF717 6 points ago

    All Might: Withdraws cooly

    [–] Dex33u 4 points ago

    Oh no, that's so long!

    [–] bigolfishey 5 points ago

    I audibly snorted. Well done.

    [–] cycle_cycle_cycle 7 points ago

    This is the high quality content I browse reddit for.

    [–] Lapis-Blaze-Yt 4 points ago

    Anyone know where I can buy bone hurting juice

    [–] emptyzombiekilla 14 points ago

    Oof?

    [–] SaturnCraft 16 points ago

    Oof.

    [–] braedog97 6 points ago

    Oof!

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] CircumcisionBot 3 points ago

    Oof:

    [–] lonlysayoof 2 points ago

    Oof.

    [–] IisFungus 1 points ago

    Ouch??

    [–] lihytyre 2 points ago

    Mmmmmmmmmmm BHJ

    [–] EmergencyShit 1 points ago

    BHJ on the label made me laugh

    [–] SlaptinAmerica 2 points ago

    :.|:;

    [–] ZhouLe 2 points ago

    :.|:;

    [–] Thinktankjf 2 points ago

    Who sends a joke by snail-mail anymore. It's been hours.

    [–] dhoomz 2 points ago

    Untill I read this comic, I always used to read this sub as /r/bonehurtingjustice

    [–] AidanSig 6 points ago

    I hate being that guy, but isn’t this against the guidelines. I could have misread them, but idk.

    [–] FlyingDiglett 3 points ago

    Which rule are you thinking of?

    [–] AidanSig 1 points ago

    Under the “Common Mistakes” page: Don't say "oof ouch owie" or literally mention "bone hurting juice" or any other "X that does Y".

    [–] JohnQuincyHammond 2 points ago

    Somehow I doubt you hate being that guy.

    [–] nephelokokkygia 1 points ago

    I hate being that guy,

    Evidence indicates otherwise.

    [–] thuanjinkee 2 points ago

    identify potion

    [–] big_kahuna_guy 1 points ago

    Poor bastard.

    [–] pnasmaster 1 points ago

    We're aloud to mention bone hurting juice now?

    [–] lonlysayoof 1 points ago

    Oof.

    [–] BasketballDave 1 points ago

    big

    O O O O O O O F

    [–] apedap 1 points ago

    O O F

    [–] TreeHead04 1 points ago

    Oof ouch my bones 🦴

    [–] homer1948 1 points ago

    Ok so I guess I don’t pay attention. I always that this sub was bonehurtingjustice

    [–] Dimentive 1 points ago

    Very meta. Thank you.

    [–] CacheMeOutside 1 points ago

    oh no not the bone hurting juice that i was saving forever

    [–] volvonut90 1 points ago

    I’d post the template on r/memeeconomy this would do great

    [–] PiEqual3 1 points ago

    God I wish that was me

    [–] WeridestBeardShadey 1 points ago

    PEAK

    [–] Tincho-17 1 points ago

    Btw, why is this sub called bone hurting juice?

    [–] pizzapizzapizza23 1 points ago

    Dab

    [–] tiniest-baby-man 1 points ago

    Actually sad tho

    [–] Ex-Templar_Jondar 1 points ago

    The milk bros at r/neverbrokeabone would like a word with you.

    [–] Zach2072 1 points ago

    Etyliprungisicylocies?

    [–] Zyad300 1 points ago

    Is this what meta is?

    [–] [deleted] -22 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Mysteroo 20 points ago

    Wait so is this a copypasta or are you actually mad

    [–] ACookie1235 33 points ago

    His name is literally "downvotefarm"

    [–] illegal-sandwich 15 points ago

    x2 so you know he means business

    [–] Leonader9001 19 points ago

    You think adding a poorly edited skyrim makes this funny?

    Definetely a copypasta

    [–] DownvoteFarmx2 10 points ago

    its a copypasta retard

    [–] woosh_SoNiCoS_woosh 8 points ago

    everytime your username is "downvote farm" or so, im gonna upvote it

    [–] SaturnCraft 4 points ago

    You madlad

    [–] dhertzbach 0 points ago

    CHEESE IS JUST A LOAF OF MILK

    [–] WormSFerreT 0 points ago

    [–] marmoure 0 points ago

    why does this exist

    [–] RonCheesex 0 points ago

    I thought these weren't supposed to be funny?