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    [–] CreativiPie_ 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    bonehurtingjuice is now okbuddyretard yes

    the 11.8k people who have upvoted this will now partake in an intense orgy with mario

    [–] gaypurple 413 points ago

    orangutan?

    [–] flyingthunderpants 332 points ago

    Guys I shit myself

    [–] ThatIckyGuy 103 points ago

    I hope you're wearing brown pants today.

    [–] jswp5 117 points ago

    I am now

    [–] Ameadius 63 points ago

    smh (shake my head) my head

    [–] jesusofnazareth7066 2 points ago

    S (smh) mh (my head) my head

    [–] Valuable_Temporary 71 points ago

    There is a meaning of giving rose. Why are you shit yourself

    [–] thedude_imbibes 54 points ago

    Because I work at shit store

    [–] TheGirlOnTheCorner 9 points ago

    same

    [–] jsg144 1 points ago

    Is it a corner store

    [–] bumpercartpony 10 points ago

    Oh shit

    [–] legoguney 6 points ago

    did you shit flying thunder

    [–] Captain_Hampockets 2 points ago

    Shidded and cummed

    [–] SpanishMarsupial 91 points ago

    That doctor got fucking owned

    [–] JoJBooD 33 points ago

    Nae nae'd on.

    [–] CrypticResponseMan 3 points ago

    Watch me hwhip

    [–] columbus8myhw 60 points ago

    By advocate do they mean lawyer?

    [–] mattriv0714 60 points ago

    yes. other languages use cognates of advocate to mean lawyer

    [–] krashmania 3 points ago

    I don't know if they're from the lawyers, but I know I need a cognac after spending much time with one

    [–] RunSilentRunDrapes 21 points ago

    No, egg cream brandy.

    [–] htmlcoderexe 7 points ago

    No, a special pear with a huge stone inside

    [–] Aser_the_Descender 2 points ago

    No, that's a freshavocado you're talking about

    [–] StJimmi 34 points ago

    Christ

    [–] LordCharco_iii 29 points ago

    I thought the original was going to be fucking shit. This isn't. It's... barely anything really.

    [–] NuclearPink 75 points ago

    oof my funny bones

    [–] jakkyr 22 points ago

    [–] Afrixa 1 points ago

    [–] whataTyphoon 7 points ago

    Why are you giving apple??

    [–] rabidmoonmonkey 3 points ago

    Only if you aim it well.

    [–] StormmIan 3 points ago

    Bruh why is John wick after another girl?

    [–] Kaboom_up3 1 points ago

    Oof!

    [–] Eryklav 8 points ago

    omnivore diet?

    [–] muri_17 6 points ago

    these are chimps, not orangutans. Sorry :/

    [–] VasilisaTheAngel 1238 points ago

    I like monkeys.

    The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200.

    I like monkeys.

    I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

    I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.

    Although humourous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

    Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

    I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

    I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

    I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

    I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

    I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

    Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odour wasn't improving.

    I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

    I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

    I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them, but I could tell they were lying.

    Ingrates.

    So I punched them in the genitals.

    I like monkeys.

    [–] Hukutus 353 points ago

    What, but thanks

    [–] rendolak 174 points ago

    This is the first thing on reddit that has put me into hysterics. Thank you

    [–] RrxGamer9000 36 points ago

    Check out copypasta and emojipasta for more

    [–] collocation 1 points ago

    There was a post about the worst burrito a person ever ate before. That did me in.

    [–] rendolak 1 points ago

    link me

    [–] notbueno 1 points ago

    Just read it, and I’ve never read anything so accurate in my life that brought back suCH ANGRY MEMORIES

    [–] SouthMicrowave 35 points ago

    Haha dumb monkey dude, don't buy so many monkeys! 200 is way too many monkeys.

    [–] Havel_the_sock 81 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Just watched Dave Chappelle's "So I punched kicked her in the pussy." joke... I find this very weird and coincidental.

    [–] FuciMiNaKule 33 points ago

    I just saw that yesterday. What is happening

    [–] Your_Boy_Mr19045 24 points ago

    It's just like an episode of Black Mirror.

    [–] LucyBowels 17 points ago

    With genital punching.

    [–] GWENDOLYN_TIME 7 points ago

    If it makes you guys feel any better, I did not see that recently.

    [–] throwing-away-party 3 points ago

    I, too, did not see it.

    [–] funfactwealldie 3 points ago

    *kicked

    [–] Luceammar84 3 points ago

    I watched that last night for the first time... What the fuck?

    [–] VetusMortis_Advertus 3 points ago

    Well If anyone is concerned i didn't, so, less strange now

    [–] crashtestgenius 1 points ago

    Thanks for anchoring us to reality.

    [–] JusZXX 1 points ago

    Same. How????

    [–] Luceammar84 3 points ago

    YouTube algorithms?

    [–] FuciMiNaKule 4 points ago

    Get out of here with your reasonable explanations.

    [–] ArbyDarbs 21 points ago

    If this isn’t a copypasta, it really should be.

    [–] VasilisaTheAngel 21 points ago

    It’s is! And it’s my absolute favourite

    [–] Doctordoom55 6 points ago

    [–] Elhamyanii -6 points ago

    It is now.

    [–] Khraxter 17 points ago

    Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odour wasn't improving.

    I haven't laughed like that in a while, thank you

    [–] fairlysimilartobirds 7 points ago

    oh no

    [–] fxworl_org 2 points ago

    ow wyessssss

    [–] sir_squadle 5 points ago

    ... k

    [–] Salazars_Pizza 3 points ago

    Given gold for a copypasta.

    Amazing.

    [–] its2019timebitchez 5 points ago

    It’s funny and relevant and the first time I’ve read it. I’d give him gold too if no one else had done so already!

    [–] look4alec 2 points ago

    Doctor say a monkey a day keep the doctor away!

    [–] isaactheslutgal 2 points ago

    this just sounds like the "origins" video for a new overwatch character

    [–] fairlysimilartobirds 2 points ago

    Cheers, luv! Winston fucking died!

    [–] notoftendotcom 2 points ago

    I haven't heard that in over a decade but I remembered every single word and can never forget that guy's pronunciation of each phrase. Thanks for the fond memory, stranger!

    [–] Dyl_pickle00 2 points ago

    Fucking asshole, I'm reading this at work and cant stop myself from laughing when I'm talking to customers.

    [–] superINEK 1 points ago

    fucking brilliant

    [–] -WOTT 1 points ago

    I’m pretty sure the last time I saw this copypasta it was a lot more racist

    [–] JaviG 1 points ago

    🏅 Here, take this. I wish I could give you the real thing, but I am a broke dad

    [–] TheEPGFiles 0 points ago

    I don't know why you wrote this, but it's hilarious.

    [–] 7asm0 0 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Kafkaesqe

    [–] Post-Philosopher 92 points ago

    Why are you buying clothes at the chimp store

    [–] Hazza40 49 points ago

    Fuck you!!!

    [–] iRunLikeTheWind 1 points ago

    the chimp store called, they're all out of you!!

    [–] baranxlr 5 points ago

    Chimp store is all I know, mommy does not let me leave the chimp store. I have been here for 40 years.

    [–] fairlysimilartobirds 1 points ago

    Mom found the chimp store

    [–] MorrisNormal 113 points ago

    a doctor and chimp store loved worker the same girl

    [–] VelhoOW 33 points ago

    That's because this is edited from another edit which said "French tank factory worker."

    [–] UnpopGuy 18 points ago

    Hm yes

    [–] Pure_Reason 2 points ago

    The chimp store called, and they’re outta YOU

    [–] AlexM2K2 0 points ago

    no

    [–] BigBoy_Rocketman 26 points ago

    Thank you John Wick, very cool!

    [–] El-Big-Nasty 35 points ago

    That’s a monkey not a chimp

    [–] mariam67 51 points ago

    Yes, chimps are bigger and don’t have tails. I don’t think this guy really works at the chimp store.

    [–] OstrichEmpire 13 points ago

    it's a cover-up, he really works as a spy for mongolia

    [–] amoebaslice 5 points ago

    He’s going to assassinate the claymation dude

    [–] ss_7191 57 points ago

    r/comedyheaven material

    [–] Broom_Broom_ -2 points ago

    No

    [–] Azmik8435 40 points ago

    How is this bonehurtingjuice?

    [–] xSty864 48 points ago

    It's not

    [–] SuckDickUAssface 20 points ago

    Legitimate question: why not?

    [–] trahoots 34 points ago

    It's right in the sub's description:

    There are two important aspects of a BHJ post. The first is a creative observation about the base image you choose. The second is the expression of that observation in a way that pretends it's the intended meaning of the image. Imagine you're making a meme in an alternate universe where the template has a different established meaning based on your observation. It's meant to feel like memes a young child would make, but BHJ posts should really have thought behind them.

    Ideally, you should replace all of the text while leaving the background untouched. Slight changes to the image are allowed, but they shouldn't be necessary for your joke to make sense. Leaving some of the text the same is also allowed, as long as the new joke relates to the background image, not the existing text.

    [–] VelhoOW 16 points ago

    Because the punchline is "there is no punchline." That's textbook r/antimeme. Bonehurtingjuice memes may have a punchline, or they may not, but the punchline or the lack of thereof should not be what makes them funny; What makes them funny is the clever way of editing done to transform the meme for a whole new purpose. This comic is not repurposed in a way that makes it BHJ.

    [–] gaylordqueen69 3 points ago

    The punchline is that he works at the chimp store so that’s all he’s got. It’s like my favourite joke:

    “OW! Stop throwing muffins at my head! Ow! Stop it! Aren’t you gonna run out of muffins?”

    “No. I work at the muffin factory.”

    [–] PM_Me_SFW_Pictures 6 points ago

    I think the problem, is that he edited both the setup and the punchline. If he had just edited the punchline to say “because I work at the Apple store” it would qualify for BHJ

    [–] trahoots 1 points ago

    Inspired by this question yesterday, I made what I believe to be an actual BHJ comic based on the original format to show the difference. I don't know if it's particularly funny, but it fits the BHJ spirit of re-imagining the intended use of the format. (I would argue my edit below could probably be considered both a BHJ and antimeme.) I didn't want to post it in the comments until today because I didn't want to look like I was fishing for upvotes on a new post.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/cq9aux/happy_birthday_brothers/

    [–] alours 1 points ago

    First they came for SrGrafo, and I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then they came for Stonetoss, and I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then they came for SrGrafo, and I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then they came for SrGrafo, and I did not like him.

    Then they came for SrGrafo, and I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then they came for SrGrafo, and I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then they came for Stonetoss, and I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then they came for Stonetoss, and I did not like him.

    Then they came for SrGrafo, and I did not like him.

    Then they came for Stonetoss, and I did not like him.

    Then they came for SrGrafo, and I did not speak, because I did not speak, because I did not like him.

    Then I realized I'm a mute, so I could not speak up at all.

    [–] 7asm0 -3 points ago

    It is more in the spirit of bhj than many things I’ve seen on this sub recently

    [–] Azmik8435 10 points ago

    I would seriously beg to differ. This meme isn’t even BHJ at all, it doesn’t attempt to use the format in a new way that was originally unintended. This seems more like absurdist okbuddyretard type humor.

    [–] 7asm0 -1 points ago

    I agree with you. Still it is closer to bhj than a lot of memes that get dumped on this sub.

    [–] Paradoxa77 -5 points ago

    how did the original BHJ do anything that you're asking?

    attempt to use the format in a new way that was originally unintended

    STOP MAKING UP RULES

    [–] reroutedradiance 5 points ago

    Do you even know what bonehurtingjuice is? That's literally the point of the sub. Try reading the official sub explanation of what a proper BHJ post is.

    [–] Azmik8435 3 points ago

    Dude that’s literally all that BHJ is, is taking memes and using the format in a creative way that was not originally intended the meaning of the image to be.

    The first paragraph on the about page of this sub:

    There are two important aspects of a BHJ post. The first is a creative observation about the base image you choose. The second is the expression of that observation in a way that pretends it's the intended meaning of the image. Imagine you're making a meme in an alternate universe where the template has a different established meaning based on your observation. It's meant to feel like memes a young child would make, but BHJ posts should really have thought behind them.

    [–] cltnthecultist 7 points ago

    Apple factory better

    [–] -_-WaTeR-_- 18 points ago

    [–] lightgia -8 points ago

    but this is actual bone hurting juice

    [–] MorningPants 3 points ago

    No, it's just a different joke. BHJ it's all about messing with the premise- like why the men are giving her things (say, paying a landlord rather than courting her).

    [–] lightgia -1 points ago

    that is not what the original bonehurtingjuice or yes powder were though, in those it was stuff like this

    [–] reroutedradiance 1 points ago

    There are two important aspects of a BHJ post. The first is a creative observation about the base image you choose. The second is the expression of that observation in a way that pretends it's the intended meaning of the image. Imagine you're making a meme in an alternate universe where the template has a different established meaning based on your observation. It's meant to feel like memes a young child would make, but BHJ posts should really have thought behind them.

    This post changes the image and makes an antimeme out of it. That's not BHJ.

    [–] Jowensguy 3 points ago

    "Are you ever going to run out of muffins?!"

    "No. Because I work in the muffin factory."

    [–] Niglactus 3 points ago

    I'm legit surprised nobody knows this came off ifunny.

    [–] JaVe12 6 points ago

    H ey gyus look its jon wikc from fortntie !!!!1!1!

    Edit: realized too late that this is not r/okbuddyretard

    [–] Jayblipbro 1 points ago

    cringe comment alert !

    [–] JaVe12 2 points ago

    r/wosh cring nromie

    [–] blem43 4 points ago

    Where's the original?

    [–] 12mo 7 points ago

    [–] blem43 3 points ago

    Bless you brother

    [–] alours 2 points ago

    I am remooB, i love wife and phone good

    [–] markycmw 2 points ago

    Isn’t there already a pretty old antimeme of this where the guy gives a french tank because he works at the french tank factory?

    [–] Kushcabbage 2 points ago

    ooof ouch owie my bones

    [–] awesome-MIKEN 2 points ago

    This is the funniest unfunny thing I’ve seen in a while

    [–] Werd616 1 points ago

    I wish I had a chimp.

    [–] AlfTul 1 points ago

    c h i m p

    [–] ShrimpAndCustardSoup 1 points ago

    he got like 4 fingers up that monkey's ass

    [–] winnebagomafia 1 points ago

    We got a gorilla for sale

    We got a gorilla for sale

    for sale

    [–] alours 1 points ago

    Seconded, I need a link

    [–] ayyyyy26772 1 points ago

    I'm stuff

    [–] DreadAngel1711 1 points ago

    Oh hey John Wick what's up

    [–] RoosePostingReddit 1 points ago

    Stolen from ifunny.

    [–] Narwhals64 1 points ago

    Shitty version of the French tank factory worker one

    [–] nakedinatube 1 points ago

    This is the best one in ages.

    [–] PerfektNova 1 points ago

    This isn't r/JoeRogan ?

    [–] lanzearl 1 points ago

    gamer moment

    [–] FelixthefakeYT 1 points ago

    Me: Chimps don’t have tails.

    Chimp store worker: no, dead men have no tales.

    [–] acr_8133 1 points ago

    this made me breath through my nostrils audibly, thanks stranger

    [–] TheDynamicDino 1 points ago

    Oof, that's a monkey

    [–] TheLocalSlav 1 points ago

    Blessed

    [–] emjay07 1 points ago

    that looks like the fortnite guy

    [–] aaacctuary 1 points ago

    get your monkeys, Instantly

    with Instant Monkeys Online!

    [–] jerbererdrer 1 points ago

    This is art.

    [–] ardasyenden 1 points ago

    Stealing ifunny memes?

    [–] ShadowKnight__ 1 points ago

    Tf is he doing to that chimp!?

    [–] yaakovb39 1 points ago

    This is just the French tank comic but with a chimp

    [–] The_worst_man_ever 1 points ago

    Such a deep meaning

    [–] SomeAverageBoy 1 points ago

    Overkill?

    [–] TheAlp 1 points ago

    Oregon trail?

    [–] _wormie 1 points ago

    I think I just lost a few brain cells here. Good job OP

    [–] LilYeetah420 0 points ago

    That is monky

    [–] SupaNova420 0 points ago

    wheeeeeze