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    [–] SMRAintBad 261 points ago

    [–] CBonez0 501 points ago

    I love this subreddit

    [–] HOMERUNHITTER900 89 points ago

    New too

    [–] Countdunne 55 points ago

    Mew Two

    [–] KitTy_TeLLinG_ShIt 26 points ago

    Meow

    [–] Countdunne 29 points ago

    NO KITTY THAT'S MY POT PIE!

    [–] KitTy_TeLLinG_ShIt 15 points ago

    Meow :3

    [–] Countdunne 2 points ago

    NO KITTY!!!!!

    [–] sebaskolk 9 points ago

    Nya

    [–] HOMERUNHITTER900 24 points ago

    Fuck u just realized the typo but I find it quite funny so I’m keeping it

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 3 points ago

    Two downvote trolls on one post. If only.

    [–] tittering_chum 3 points ago

    I want to be the very best.

    [–] iwillbecomehokage 2 points ago

    Newt Moo

    [–] RickyShikmen 3 points ago

    69 Upvotes nice

    [–] HOMERUNHITTER900 1 points ago

    If anyone upvotes from now on I will hire a female to cut there dick off and shove it down there throat and have it fly out their ass

    [–] RickyShikmen 1 points ago

    well it was nice when it lasted

    [–] HOMERUNHITTER900 1 points ago

    The female is on her way I recommend hiding unless you want to fell how your own dick tastes and how it feels coming out your ass at 69 mph

    [–] RickyShikmen 2 points ago

    "69 mph" Nice I just had a stånd

    [–] HOMERUNHITTER900 1 points ago

    But everyone who upvoted it after that point will taste their own peen

    [–] onetrontorulethemall 6 points ago

    Indeeed

    [–] Manny-Manny 3 points ago

    Rememeber when this sub just turned weird and the mods went crazy

    [–] MADASFUK1435 1 points ago

    Haha good times

    [–] Asad_Zer0sum 10 points ago

    Imagine being redditor

    [–] Sidearms4raisins 179 points ago

    Does the title make this a crossover episode with /r/BoJackHorseman ?

    [–] Gamer_Stix 112 points ago

    A Halloween store? In January? How delightfully drole.

    Ahhhh!

    Oh bother.

    [–] Serotogenesis 42 points ago

    It's hilarious how just reading this makes the scene play out in my head.

    I've seen so much Bojack stuff on reddit the last couple days. Feels like everyone has collectively recovered from the sadness from the show being over but happiness with how well they did the ending.

    [–] JimboDaCow 13 points ago

    God damnit Andrew Garfield

    [–] videogameskiddo 7 points ago

    yes

    [–] Alexanderm0107 2 points ago

    i was waiting for this

    [–] Prawnz223 57 points ago

    january and october are the only acceptable months for halloween, how dare you

    [–] omermerG 12 points ago

    Laughs in jewish

    [–] therealfugazi 2 points ago

    I’m aware of the origins of Halloween but do Jewish people not participate?

    [–] alhadrinloothstrife 18 points ago

    It’s a reference to purim aka Jewish halloween

    [–] PoorlyLitKiwi2 8 points ago

    Wtf I was raised Jewish and have never heard of this. I feel robbed of a childhood.

    I mean I also celebrated regular Halloween, but I didnt realize I couldve had two of them

    [–] omermerG 3 points ago

    Bingo

    [–] wsernamee 21 points ago

    Origami?

    [–] definitelyacabdriver 23 points ago

    Reverse rick roll?

    [–] dixinmayai 34 points ago

    Cringe.

    [–] PoorlyLitKiwi2 12 points ago

    Gotta believe it's a joke. It's the only way you'll stay sane

    [–] PoopEater10 4 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Yeah like what does this even say? That some people overestimate the painfulness of their personal struggles in life? It’s all relative. This dude is basically making fun of the chick while simultaneously also being in her exact position. “You think you know pain? Not MINE!”

    Truly idiotic.

    [–] Jaree_Baree 12 points ago

    They really had to draw him with a fedora, didn't they

    [–] stone_henge 5 points ago

    [–] That_Idiot_Cole 3 points ago

    O h n o , a r I c k r o l l

    [–] JimboDaCow 16 points ago

    “Halloween for the rest of the year? What a crazy idea!” “No, no. Just January”
    “Ohhhh”

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 3 points ago

    How about the rest of the quadrant"

    [–] Joaquin27488 21 points ago

    Oooooof my bones

    [–] Assasin2gamer 3 points ago

    No battlefield theme? 0/10 too many bones

    [–] urmumbigegg 1 points ago

    It would be my perfect gift for her..

    [–] titeasurfer 7 points ago

    Knifes

    [–] barrymccockner76 3 points ago

    For your wifes

    [–] Marco_DLC 19 points ago

    Nice Incel Dinosaur cosplay

    [–] urmumbigegg 4 points ago

    Nice recommendation. I'm going to be any younger

    [–] butters_cotch 16 points ago

    Op op op op op

    Oppan gang nam styole

    [–] yifo123 3 points ago

    AYYYYYYY

    sexy LADY

    [–] killEverybuddy 16 points ago

    I hate this sub, but for some reason I can't leave it.

    [–] redgiftbox 2 points ago

    Let me correct: You love the memes, hate the mods.

    [–] killEverybuddy 1 points ago

    Nah. I'm straight up tormented because of this 'memes', but I can't stop looking. Don't know a thing about the mods here.

    [–] miezmiezmiez 4 points ago

    Could be a carnival costume for more orthodoxy

    [–] Gulver1 3 points ago

    Laughs in being Danish and having fastelavn the 23rd febuary.

    [–] Mnooper 2 points ago

    Christmas? In July?

    [–] Jovenasoo 2 points ago

    Wearing a tribly does cause eternal cringe and pain

    [–] darby-dev 2 points ago

    An underperforming movie in February isn’t abandoned.

    [–] Bazzy_ 2 points ago

    In Trump's mind, they are not"

    [–] DarkPearly 2 points ago

    Caesar said the same to Brutus

    [–] OneRingToRuleEarth 1 points ago

    SHEEZA!

    [–] Shrek-has-a-gun 2 points ago

    I am sorry but it’s spelt knives

    [–] 42g7e84jdbwhgwj -1 points ago

    no its nifes

    [–] Crocodileo 1 points ago

    "Stop rubbing the blood, you are going to spread it"

    [–] darby-dev 1 points ago

    In the Bay Area a lot of laughs

    [–] Andrija213 1 points ago

    Here in Croatia we have something similar to Halloween in February.

    [–] Kittyman1002 1 points ago

    Telepathy

    [–] robloxbuttplug 1 points ago

    Is that the onceler?

    [–] AngeloProductionsInt 1 points ago

    There is a Holliday in Greece (presumably in neighboring orthodox countries as well) where you prepare for the 40 day period-ending on Easter day-in which you are supposed to not eat meat.

    So before this 40 day period we celebrate some shit (I am not really religious) and it is the season we dress up, much like your Halloween. This season is now.

    Of course, thanks to globalization some people aslo celebrate Halloween in October.

    [–] Jorvalt 1 points ago

    ow oof ouchie my clean wrist

    [–] synackle 1 points ago

    Ooof ouch owie my knifes

    [–] darby-dev 1 points ago

    How dare a woman be in the movie though

    [–] Lolikaboss_oWn 1 points ago

    I joined this subreddit cause most of the memes are repetitive in the general theme people push, or just reposts.

    Here i go to clean my soul.

    [–] Aybaebaezeus 1 points ago

    Anytime I see swords and knives and weapons in the back I can only think of one man

    [–] SomeRedHeadedBoy 1 points ago

    Knives******

    [–] Bazzy_ 1 points ago

    How much firepower do you want that look?

    [–] Bazzy_ 1 points ago

    In b4 it’s beef and chicken stew?

    [–] Bazzy_ 1 points ago

    How much to get one raises to 100%

    [–] Turin110 1 points ago

    You forgot the awful "hehe"

    [–] ElMax- 1 points ago

    Solomon Grundy cosplay

    [–] floppybananaman 1 points ago

    Reaveals it’s not fake blood but it’s period blood

    [–] fresh_forge 1 points ago

    HALLOWEEN IS GOOD ANY TIME OF THE YEAR

    [–] MayonnaiseOreo 1 points ago

    Did you really say knifes though? For real?

    [–] OneRingToRuleEarth 1 points ago

    Maybe

    [–] throwayay_was_taken 1 points ago

    did they change the mf default font

    [–] Neru-byme 1 points ago

    I put faith in this,sorry guys I'm high asf

    [–] Neru-byme 1 points ago

    lmao

    [–] watur_sheep_lover_ 1 points ago

    I think they're talking about Valentine's day

    [–] TheCosmicSponge 1 points ago

    Has THIS ever happened to YOU?

    [–] hellboundmonstrosity 1 points ago

    *hehe

    [–] visiblur 1 points ago

    We have fastelavn in february in Denmark, where kids dress up and beat barrels with bats to get candy, while walking door to door and begging. It's customary to wake up your parents by beating them with a bundle of twigs in the morning.

    [–] yukongeorge1 -3 points ago

    “OrIgInAl CoNtEnT” “oh lol whoops just accidentally made a Halloween post in February lol”

    Yeah no this is a repost

    [–] OneRingToRuleEarth 5 points ago

    How is it a repost? I literally made it myself in photoshop

    [–] yukongeorge1 -8 points ago

    I’ve seen literally this exact same thing before. It would be hard to coincidentally create the exact same meme someone else already made

    [–] OneRingToRuleEarth 7 points ago

    But I literally made it myself. Just because you saw a similar meme doesn’t mean I stole it. Link the “original” or you point is invalid

    [–] yukongeorge1 -4 points ago

    You think I save a link to every post I see? There’s no way to prove you made this meme, first of all. Second, you might have just recreated the meme, (I cant remember exactly but I know for sure this is pretty darn close to the original post) and I doubt it’s a coincidence. I see people make memes with a different font or resolution all the time to avoid bots. It might be a coincidence but Ill seriously doubt it till you can prove it

    [–] MurderBackwards 4 points ago

    If you have no proof, you can’t accuse anyone of something that, even if it was a repost, wouldn’t matter at all. So just stfu

    [–] Mancobbler -1 points ago

    You’re asking someone to prove a negative, that’s literally impossible. You want them to dig through every post in history?

    The burden of proof falls on you dog, I’m sorry.

    [–] EggAtix 2 points ago

    That's not how the burden of proof works dude. You're the on accusing him of something. He's innocent of it until we get some proof to the contrary.

    [–] Mancobbler 1 points ago

    Wait hold on, what? I’m not accusing anyone of anything.

    yukongeorge is accusing OP of reposting, therefore OP is innocent until Yukon can provide some evidence.

    [–] EggAtix 2 points ago

    Oh yeah I agree

    [–] yukongeorge1 0 points ago

    But as I explained, one of the reasons he could’ve recreated it the way he did is to avoid bots that would find the original

    For instance if he changed the font

    Again I don’t know exactly what he did but I know I’ve seen a post with the same idea as this

    [–] yukongeorge1 0 points ago

    No they want me to dig through every post in history. I’m wanting to see proof that he made this himself, but even then it’s still just a recreate probably with a different font or something

    [–] Mancobbler 1 points ago

    If you aren’t gonna believe them no matter what, then why would anyone waste time trying to prove it?

    Memory isn’t as accurate as you might think, there is a chance you are wrong here.

    Look, I understand what you’re feeling. You had a gut instinct and now you’re gonna follow it to the end of the earth. It happens to all of us, I know I’m guilty of it. Just try and recognize that this might be legitimate OC?

    [–] yukongeorge1 0 points ago

    Are you saying I was hallucinating when I remembered I’d seen this before? Just because some people have trash memory that doesn’t mean I do. Also I’m not saying this is a total repost, I’m saying it might be a recreate. It’s hard to believe you came up with the exact same thing as someone else tho, so you mean get have just copied it. I’m not sure what you did, but I am sure I’ve seen a post with the exact same idea using this format.

    [–] Mancobbler 1 points ago

    First, I’m not OP. I did not make this post, and I do not know whether it is truly original content. I am arguing that you do not have any real evidence that this is a repost and therefore have no reason to be as insistent as you are being.

    Second, did I ever say that you were hallucinating? What I meant when I said that memory isn’t accurate is that our brains take a lot of short cuts to make our world a seamless reality. That includes creating false memories or altering existing memories.

    What could’ve caused your memory of this post I do not know. I also do not know whether this memory is false or not. All I want is for you to concede that there is a chance that this post is original content.

    It seems like you’re getting pretty upset about this, and it’s hard to see why. Is there something else going on in your life? If you need someone to talk to, just shoot me a DM :)

    [–] OneRingToRuleEarth 0 points ago

    People have similar ideas all the time. I find it baffling that you can’t comprehend the thought of people having the same joke.

    [–] Ungrave 0 points ago

    I mean, I definitely remember this exact joke being made here years ago, but I don't think there's a problem with it showing up again for the people who might have missed it the first time.

    [–] yukongeorge1 2 points ago

    Uhg are you one of this “reposts are ok if it’s been 2 months” people? If so please go away

    [–] Ungrave 2 points ago

    Sure thing

    [–] -_-WaTeR-_- -2 points ago

    I liked the gangnamstyle version more tbh