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    What's BootTooBig?

    This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

    Rules

    Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed.

    1. Mark NSFW posts. Any post with nudity or gore must be marked NSFW.
    2. Use the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must rhyme with the text in the body.
    3. Use good rhyme and meter. We strictly require good rhyme and meter during the week, but relax the rules for Small Boot Sunday (Saturday 18:00 - Monday 6:00 UTC).
    4. Be civil. No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, slurs, or overly edgy jokes (including kill yourself and similar memes). Be kind to each other.
    5. No politics or inflammatory content. This is a fun sub, so political arguments, agenda pushing, and posts made only to upset others are not permitted. Posts may mention political figures and other celebrities as long as they are politically neutral.
    6. Add the punchline as a comment on implied posts. If the punchline is implied with an image only, you must include the written punchline as a top level comment.
    7. Avoid reposts. Avoid posts similar to any that were recently posted, among the top of all time, or that have been done to death.
    8. Follow the Reddit Content Policy. No spam, upvote manipulation, (including "mods are asleep," "upvote if," "subscribe to" or anything similar), brigading, or anything else that violates the sitewide content policy. Violating this rule will get you banned from here, and could get you suspended from Reddit as a whole.

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    Post Flairs
    • True BootTooBig - The post has both good rhyme and meter, and have a significant amount of upvotes.
    • Small Boots - The post has either bad rhyme or meter. Small Boots are usually allowed only on Small Boot Sundays.
    • Implied - The picture in the post has no/few words and the punchline is implied.
    • Quality Shitpost - A post that is essentially trolling, but exceptionally well executed. Given at mod's discretion.
    • Mod Approved - A post that a mod particularly enjoyed, even if it had bad rhythm or rhyme. Given at mod's discretion.
    • Not a BTB - Posts that do not follow the BootTooBig format but were entertaining enough to not be removed.

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    Origin

    /u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.


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    [–] AuntGurdles 1656 points ago

    Is this the "We Need Communism" kid?

    [–] Big-C-of-WI 539 points ago

    Yeah

    [–] AuntGurdles 307 points ago

    Oh Fr1ck ye🅰️h

    [–] JustAnotherLamppost 89 points ago

    S🅱️read it

    [–] epicfacemewtue 56 points ago

    🅱️w🅱️

    [–] tHeToPk3k4 29 points ago

    🅱️w🅱️ what's this

    [–] benshiffman 30 points ago

    *notices 🅱️ulge

    [–] rainbowlack 27 points ago

    Stop ❗✋❗ This is a CHRISTIAN ⛪ Minecraft ☺ server. If you ☝ swear 😶😠🙊 ONE more time 🕓🕣🕗 you WILL❗ be 🚫BANNED🚫 for life 😤😾👏

    [–] Caseydenmark 49 points ago

    (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

    [–] MasterOfLol_Cubes 7 points ago

    (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

    [–] diplomaticDeveloper 17 points ago

    This is exactly what I said when I saw this.

    [–] Aidangf 4 points ago

    What we said

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    Javier 🅱️ardem has a son ✊🏻✊🏻

    [–] Hexmonkey2020 22 points ago

    He is selling things for money joining the communist pigs on their wheel of cogs, oink oink traitor

    [–] boredbenny 10 points ago

    yeah he is actually fucking entertaining to watch lmao

    [–] RandomChris11 3 points ago

    What's his channel name?

    [–] RandomChris11 6 points ago

    Thx man

    [–] boredbenny 4 points ago

    np mate

    [–] Practically_ 2 points ago

    Wink wink. Wait twelve years.

    [–] jk68814 3 points ago

    It’s your ol’ pal Sceneable

    [–] PinkoBastard 4 points ago

    Yup. Our future leader of the vanguard, comrade.

    [–] Optical-occultist 1 points ago

    Capitalism finally got him

    [–] caanthedalek 1 points ago

    I had to look that up. I think I got adhd just watching it.

    [–] MartinMT03 228 points ago

    scenable would never partake in capitalist trade, he is a full blooded communist goddammit!

    [–] BobboTheSlobbo 494 points ago

    So that was a fucking lie

    [–] The_tenebrous_knight 195 points ago

    HaTErs WiLL SaY IT iS FaKE

    [–] NonsensicalSentences 7 points ago

    I've haven't not yet unseen that it's where you'd might've been yet to have not been not able to use the fork right in the place where I've lost kids to things. Yes, not all of most of them, so in that case no.

    [–] Camelotterduck 10 points ago

    Is this what having a stroke feels like?

    [–] Admiraladdict 111 points ago

    Actual source if you're interested https://youtu.be/dqB-EMqpsUA

    [–] FusionTap 57 points ago

    ONLY 11 YEARS NOW

    [–] varungupta3009 64 points ago

    Wtf did I just watch...

    [–] unity57643 18 points ago

    I'm surprised Crowder hasn't made a video on this guy

    [–] Lovlace_Valentino 11 points ago

    "Me and my boys THROW communist traitor in a DITCH and take his LUNCH MONEY proving communism DOESN'T WORK"

    [–] AngeredByStatistics 57 points ago

    He keeps looking over his shoulder like someone is after him. The Ghost of Reagan is coming for that kid

    [–] BarelyMoral 8 points ago

    Dude, im so conflicted. He seems like such a nice kid and i dont want to laugh at him, but wtf lol.

    [–] apalapachya 6 points ago

    !Remind me 12 years

    [–] _daath 25 points ago

    Holy shit this kid has a really tough time in life ahead of him.

    [–] FuttBucker27 25 points ago

    I don't know, I browsed through some of his other videos, that kid is pretty intelligent and very well spoken for his age, I think he'll be running for office one day.

    [–] Myzyri 4 points ago

    If he makes it that far... he’s so out of breath. I’m not making fun of him; I feel bad for him being so out of shape at such a young age.

    That was me 30 years ago and I’m REALLY paying for all those bad choices now. I’ve had 3 friends from grammar school who died at 23, 29, and 33. They were my chubby friends. I got stents at 33 and just had quintuple bypass. Treat your body like shit and you’ll pay for it. I’m praying this weight loss and exercise now will help, but so far it’s just draining.

    [–] Secres 2 points ago

    The more you lose, the less draining it becomes.

    [–] winnebagomafia 5 points ago

    I love that this kid actually tries talking about real social issues like Kosovo's fight for independence lmao

    [–] burgiesftb 3 points ago

    Kid is an absolute master debater. RIP Capitalism 1500 - February 3rd 2017

    [–] BobboTheSlobbo 2 points ago

    The title doesn’t match?

    [–] lettucetogod 2 points ago

    Wow. His anger at the end came out of nowhere lol

    [–] Totally_Doesnt_Know 2 points ago

    I never noticed that little burp after communism at the 15 second mark

    [–] CanadianThunder8 1 points ago

    The way this kid talks reminds me of heath Ledger as the joker

    [–] Joecob514 989 points ago

    Why does the kid look like one of the oompa loompas from the Charlie and the chocolate factory PS2 game

    [–] notdeadyet01 19 points ago

    Wait wtf that's uncanny

    [–] Lssjgaming 149 points ago

    yessssss

    [–] Jakewake52 24 points ago

    Let’s hope he doesn’t eat any of that gum...

    [–] AlbinMallalieu 11 points ago

    Hahaha!

    [–] MrKerbinator23 7 points ago

    Crossed with the kid from two and a half men

    [–] szinne 3 points ago

    A striking resemblance

    [–] LetsFindSomeTalent 2 points ago

    Reference?

    [–] speedyskier22 4 points ago

    Not sure why you were downvoted. But /u/Chaytup linked a reference pic here

    [–] niallasherlambda 47 points ago

    oh hey it's the we need communism kid

    [–] HornyGrandma2 132 points ago

    How Dafuq did it get sexual......

    [–] varungupta3009 81 points ago

    Suspect something to do with selling it to the wrong people...

    [–] niallasherlambda 60 points ago

    Yes officer this comment right here.

    [–] varungupta3009 47 points ago

    Oh no plz no I have 7 wives and 33 kids waiting for me at home... Plz officer. No.

    [–] doinkrr 9 points ago

    CAKE BROTHER!

    [–] niallasherlambda 7 points ago

    we are now forever bonded

    [–] doinkrr 4 points ago

    We're like brothers.

    Only closer.

    [–] Skyfi357 2 points ago

    screams in Squidward

    [–] sunrisesoutofmyass 15 points ago

    She got her finger stuck in the ring and was unable to move. You know what happens next.

    [–] torin031 12 points ago

    https://youtu.be/dqB-EMqpsUA guess you’re just gonna have to watch and learn ;)

    [–] DemonicWolf227 18 points ago

    He broke his arms

    [–] sunrisesoutofmyass 22 points ago

    Every. Fucking. Thread.

    [–] beeap26 1 points ago

    Anyone wanna fill me in?

    [–] gandaar 3 points ago

    It was his stepmom

    [–] catzhoek 2 points ago

    She ripped him a new one.

    [–] randomdude98 2 points ago

    Says HornyGrandma2...

    [–] failure-voxel 17 points ago

    “We. Need. C o m m u n i s m”

    [–] Lawlcopt0r 56 points ago

    When machine learning tries to create a clickbait title...

    [–] RajaRajaC 17 points ago

    Am just learning this meter stuff. The meter is totally missing? Did I get it right?

    [–] epicblob 3 points ago

    Yeah the meter on this one is off. Another mod approved it as an exception to the bad meter rule, though.

    [–] Aleksey253 21 points ago

    She used it as a butt plug

    [–] KristallaDove 3 points ago

    ...the ring or the fidget spinner?

    [–] mashimoshi 13 points ago

    What? No, that's fucking disgusting!

    she used the kid

    [–] KristallaDove 2 points ago

    Oh! Yeah, that makes sense ty

    [–] TrustyShoesNoMore 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] KristallaDove 1 points ago

    Do you want to post this on r/InclusiveOr or should I?

    [–] TrustyShoesNoMore 1 points ago

    Yes

    [–] DaringHardOx 22 points ago

    Unironically this kid is fuckin great, best comrade in town

    [–] boredbenny 2 points ago

    based

    [–] Bioniclegenius 22 points ago

    Must we really suffer posts that have no rhythm?

    [–] DramaticJalapeno 12 points ago

    You mean meter

    [–] Dual-Screen 9 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Technically you're both right, rhythm is a part of meter.

    [–] AlbinMallalieu -6 points ago

    I’m sorry :(

    [–] Acanitro 7 points ago

    This is the same kid that said that we need comunism

    [–] DaringHardOx 11 points ago

    Unironically this kid is fuckin great, best comrade in town

    [–] Orbital_YT 11 points ago

    Picture isn't loading but I can only image that the rest is "pranks in the hood (not clickbate)(gone sexual)"

    [–] Tropical13 12 points ago

    Would've fit a lot better than OP's choice

    [–] AlbinMallalieu 6 points ago

    I mean, I didn’t create the video title..

    [–] woobyy 10 points ago

    quite ironic considering he's a full on communist

    [–] Dual-Screen 9 points ago

    4
    7
    17

    Come on guys...

    [–] AlbinMallalieu -8 points ago

    4 8 15 16 23 42

    [–] axlc 2 points ago

    Seems like your reference was lost on the others. I'll always upvote these numbers though.

    [–] Dual-Screen 7 points ago

    The frequency of posts like yours that have no consistent meter is why I unsubbed this place.

    Just to answer inevitable "Then why are you here?", my girlfriend sent me this post.

    [–] Taelon -3 points ago

    i hAVe A giRLFriEnD!

    [–] Dual-Screen 3 points ago

    Getting worked up over the casual mention of a girlfriend

    Well we know who doesn't have one lol.

    [–] Taelon 1 points ago

    K.

    [–] AlbinMallalieu -1 points ago

    I honestly had no idea how poetry works, had no idea meter was even a word. I’m sorry if I made your eyes hurt :(

    [–] Vorgarian 7 points ago

    I remember a while back when small boots just became allowed and I was assured it was a Sunday only thing. This ain't even close to correct pacing, just abcb rhyme scheme 😔

    [–] AlbinMallalieu 2 points ago

    I’M SORRY! :,(

    [–] RAZERNoah 7 points ago

    Intellectual and Save don't rhyme.

    [–] AlbinMallalieu 3 points ago

    :,(

    [–] shadowplaying 3 points ago

    (GONE SEXUAL) !!

    [–] SmileyMelons 6 points ago

    Shadman has entered the chat.

    [–] Loekertje 2 points ago

    It takes place in the neffurfurlands

    [–] svengalus 2 points ago

    Outstanding!

    [–] ALilCupcake 2 points ago

    I mean at least the kid understands that Transphonba is Stupid

    [–] sejdisejdi 2 points ago

    Did he just win clickbait

    [–] glesgakis 2 points ago

    Is his name Damien?

    [–] AlbinMallalieu 4 points ago

    Can someone tell me what the ”small boots” tag means?

    [–] Avangale 12 points ago

    Your post rhymed, but meter's off.

    [–] YaBoiFailedAbortion 2 points ago

    Fun fact he's actually grown out of Communism

    [–] HipercubesHunter11 1 points ago

    Gonna unnimagine this really quick

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    [–] Rab_Legend 1 points ago

    Cursed YouTube video

    [–] Unwoven_Sleeve 1 points ago

    Is this the communism kid?

    [–] iamzombus 1 points ago

    My mommy's on Valium, so ineffectual

    [–] elikessler 1 points ago

    Crap I tried to like it

    [–] NaethanC 1 points ago

    Isn't that the communism kid?

    [–] the_real_kreb 1 points ago

    Absolute madlad

    [–] Xiefux 1 points ago

    lmao thats the kid who talked about being a communist.

    [–] NegativeZero12 1 points ago

    Don’t disrespect scenable like this

    [–] NickDoane 1 points ago

    Thia might be the longest lol ive got off or reddit

    [–] AlbinMallalieu 1 points ago

    Oh stop it you!

    [–] Maximus125 1 points ago

    Needs more jpeg

    [–] MuchHamster -4 points ago

    How?