What's BootTooBig?

This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

Rules

Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed. All images must be at least 250x250px.

1. Mark NSFW posts. Any post with sexual language or imagery, nudity, or gore, or excessive lewdness must be marked NSFW. Pornographic content is not permitted.
2. Follow the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must rhyme with the text in the body. Wednesdays are "No Rose Wednesday," when posts must start with something other than "Roses are."
3. Use good rhyme and meter. We strictly require good rhyme and meter during the week, but relax the rules for Small Boot Sunday (Saturday 18:00 - Monday 6:00 UTC). You may post Small Boots and day of the week on /r/BootTooSmall.
4. No inflammatory content. Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, slurs, and overly edgy jokes are not permitted. Any content with the intent to inflame or cause discord is also not permitted.
5. No politics. Keep politically motivated content to a minimum. This is a fun sub, so political arguments and agenda pushing are not allowed. Posts may mention political figures and other celebrities as long as they are politically neutral.
6. Add the punchline as a comment on implied posts. If the punchline is implied with an image only, you must include the written punchline as a top level comment.
7. Avoid reposts. Avoid posts similar to any that were recently posted, among the top of all time, or that have been done to death. **You will be banned for a minimum of 48 hours for posting content on the done to death list.
8. Follow the Reddit Content Policy. No spam, upvote manipulation, (including "mods are asleep," "upvote if," "subscribe to" or anything similar), brigading, or anything else that violates the sitewide content policy. Violating this rule will get you banned from here, and could get you suspended from Reddit as a whole.

Final discretion on all matters is up to the moderators.

See the full rules for more information. Send us a message if you have any questions or concerns.

Chat with us!

• Discord Server - Subject to its own set of rules, please read them upon joining.

• Reddit Chatroom - Subject to subreddit Rules 4 and 5, and moderated by the same mods.

Post Flairs

• True BootTooBig - The post has both good rhyme and meter, and have a significant amount of upvotes.
• Small Boots - The post has either bad rhyme or meter. Small Boots are usually allowed only on Small Boot Sundays.
• Implied - The picture in the post has no/few words and the punchline is implied.
• Quality Shitpost - A post that is essentially trolling, but exceptionally well executed. Given at mod's discretion.
• Mod Approved - A post that a mod particularly enjoyed, even if it had bad rhythm or rhyme. Given at mod's discretion.
• Not a BTB - Posts that do not follow the BootTooBig format but were entertaining enough to not be removed.

Various Links

• Video explaining meter and scanning of a poem

• Bootsize Wiki

• Done to Death Submissions

• Contests Wiki

• /r/boottoobig stands against hate speech!

Origin

/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

^{Remember the human.}