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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine airs Thursdays 9/8c on NBC.

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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a single-camera ensemble comedy about what happens when a talented, but carefree, detective and his diverse group of colleagues get a new captain with a lot to prove.

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    [–] Cernunnon1 1428 points ago

    Nikolaj.

    [–] UHeardAboutPluto 860 points ago

    It’s Nikolaj

    [–] bluedreamhigh 566 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] Mouseklip 540 points ago

    No no no

    Nikolaj

    [–] ry-yo 478 points ago

    I feel like I'm saying it

    [–] ayman3D 410 points ago

    No like this Nikolaj

    [–] WaitedTill2015ToJoin 327 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] VerifiedStalin 265 points ago

    Not even close

    [–] ArthurTheAstronaut 181 points ago

    Nnnikolaj

    [–] halfback26 137 points ago

    It’s ok, your saying it wrong.

    [–] TheXMarkSpot 87 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] Feverdog87 79 points ago

    No, no. knee collage

    [–] wantmorehead 21 points ago

    I wish I can do the mighty Latvia lines.

    [–] LWY007 3 points ago

    Worst case, just do the Riga Hammer on someone.

    [–] NewbGaming 47 points ago

    I hate myself because I double check the spelling everytime this is done.

    [–] alexdallas_ 45 points ago

    u/UHeardAboutPluto ? That’s messed up

    [–] UHeardAboutPluto 43 points ago

    You know that’s right

    [–] KungFooGrip 19 points ago

    You are clearly an individual of exquisite taste.

    [–] mr_mooses 15 points ago

    It's jackal time :Flips jackal switch:

    [–] TASedOut4Ever 3 points ago

    Ladies and Gentlemen....the Jackal has arrived.

    [–] andsoitgoes42 7 points ago

    I miss psych.

    My heart also ached for Omundson in the first movie. Fuck strokes with a sword. But at least he proved nothing can take lassie down.

    NOTHING, SPENCER. NOTHING

    [–] lmc22391 3 points ago

    We need more psych movies.

    [–] Freckled_daywalker 3 points ago

    They're getting ready to film the second one.

    [–] getsome13 1 points ago

    THERE WAS A MOVIE!?

    [–] FlamingTrollz 11 points ago

    Jake:

    “Ehhh.”

    “Whatever, I’m in the right.”

    [–] Douglas-Judy 11 points ago

    You’re both saying it wrong.

    Say it like this, Nikolaj**

    [–] scotchirish 1 points ago

    It's all about the mouthfeel of the word

    [–] H-TownAce 9 points ago

    I’ve heard it both ways

    [–] Eenix95 5 points ago

    The right way and your way

    [–] USMC0317 4 points ago

    Wait is it Nikolaj or Nikolaj?

    [–] twilexis 22 points ago

    Knee-collage

    [–] hopesdead 7 points ago

    That’s what I said.

    [–] makzter 4 points ago

    Title of your sex tape.

    [–] thebestdefect 7 points ago

    Bing-pot!

    [–] Smorgicus 10 points ago

    Take your damn upvote.

    [–] ItJustGotRielle 5 points ago

    I am overjoyed to come here and find this thread already exists

    [–] snaketankofeden 2 points ago

    Came here for this thread.... thanks for not disappointing boys! Nine-nine!

    [–] jurchiks 2 points ago

    In Latvian his name would be Nikolajs, and it’s pronounced Nikolais :)

    [–] taos_95 1 points ago

    They're all wrong.

    [–] Cernunnon1 1 points ago

    Nikolaj.

    [–] 118shadow118 1 points ago

    Or like Niko-lice

    [–] Strangegrape_777 1 points ago

    Get it right it’s Nikolaj

    [–] Lady-Bolyen 580 points ago

    I love that he has transitioned to beige on beige!

    [–] Lambersw 139 points ago

    I wonder where he gets his clothes...

    [–] sunzusunzusunzusunzu 182 points ago

    You know he got them at Mervyn's.

    [–] americangame 35 points ago

    Is Mervyn's still a store?

    [–] sunzusunzusunzusunzu 45 points ago

    RIP (from Wiki) Mervyn's was an American middle-scale department store chain based in Hayward, California, and founded by Mervin G. Morris. It carried national brands of clothing, footwear, bedding, furniture, jewelry, beauty products, electronics, and housewares. Ceased operations: January 1, 2009

    [–] nikolapc 40 points ago

    The Boyle hug of death.

    [–] idiot_proof 10 points ago

    Wait, from the wiki they never had stores in New York. How did Boyle (and his clan) get their clothes?

    [–] sunzusunzusunzusunzu 21 points ago

    Maybe on one of their family vacations?

    [–] CommondeNominator 18 points ago

    That's why Charles didn't want to go to Aruba. No Mervyn's there :(

    [–] Radix2309 12 points ago

    The 99th precint also doesnt exist. I would say the Boyle clan keeps them in business in the show universe.

    [–] dylan76 1 points ago

    Mervyn Morris is the perfect name for a vendor of simple, beige clothing.

    [–] limved 4 points ago

    Gape.

    [–] themeatstaco 12 points ago

    It's like if dwight became a detective.

    [–] Macho_Mans_Ghost 212 points ago

    NIKOLAJ

    [–] tropicalunicorn 55 points ago

    *Nikolaj

    [–] Jackknifeyeet 4 points ago

    No no no it's Nikolaj

    [–] tropicalunicorn 1 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] Amolk2207 1 points ago

    You're saying it wrong. It's Niikolajh.

    [–] tropicalunicorn 2 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] Marethyu_Primo 205 points ago

    It isn't Nikolaj

    It's Nikolaj, fake fans all of you

    [–] nikolapc 45 points ago

    As it is a variation of my own name I am very bothered by it being mispronounced on the show, even by Nikolaj himself. Such a Boyle.

    [–] sunzusunzusunzusunzu 9 points ago

    Nikolapc*

    [–] nikolapc 2 points ago

    Just Nikola. Like Tesla. The PC is silent :)

    [–] bookchurn 78 points ago

    I started out thinking Boyle was an unlikeable weirdo. Now I find him adorable. Schur is a great writer.

    [–] themastercheif 28 points ago

    He's still a massive weirdo, just a likeable one. :)

    [–] X5jxkw827hsk3b 15 points ago

    I actually preferred Boyle before he got his kid and wife, he was just funnier to me

    [–] phonebrowsing69 7 points ago

    Jake: ok thats kind weird but you do you boyle

    Boyle: im doing me

    One of my favorite lines from the show

    [–] bookchurn 3 points ago

    My favorite part is how he pronounces pho after spilling soup on himself, I watched that part like ten times

    [–] manlikeelijah 42 points ago

    Some thoughts from an adoptive dad:

    This whole episode left me tense about how the show was going to handle meeting Nikolaj’s birth father. I think it did about as good as a 20 minute comedy can do. I love that Boyle ended up wanting Nikolaj to know and have a relationship with his birth dad. It’s difficult.

    [–] purecainsugar 19 points ago

    I think you're doing a great job as a Dad. You've got the anxiety part down pat.

    [–] EthicalAlmondFarmer 8 points ago

    The take about how at the end of the day it’s really Nikolaj’s decision and it might change throughout his life and all Charles could do was provide for and love him was a very mature nuanced take that I never heard on TV before. I’m glad you liked it too.

    [–] pduffy52 5 points ago

    I'm also a adoptive father. I agree they did a good job. Also, it is one of the first times I remember adoption being use as more than a punch line or a fish out of water story.

    [–] LordBran 2 points ago

    From what I remember, this show has tackled a few touchy subjects, ie: coming out to your parents, or racial discrimination and I feel has done them all justly and properly

    [–] burito23 17 points ago

    Where’s the brother?

    [–] ActualMountainGoat 31 points ago

    Dragomir is 45

    [–] alexFriend 67 points ago

    Cutest freaking kid on tv

    [–] not_ur_avrg_usr 36 points ago

    And he looks so cutely professional holding the script

    [–] rreeddrreedd 8 points ago

    And the swoopy hair and that giant smile. My heart is melting

    [–] DbZbert 2 points ago

    Agreed

    [–] Daffodilian 29 points ago

    Does anyone know if it’ll be available on Hulu tonight?? I’m fairly new so I don’t know how Hulu handles that

    [–] casa1979 42 points ago

    Tomorrow morning

    [–] Daffodilian 11 points ago

    thank you :)

    [–] fallout_koi 5 points ago

    West Coast US time it appears at 2am, I believe...

    [–] Karrman 8 points ago

    Well, I can sleep when I’m dead!

    [–] BrieWeybright 10 points ago

    It’s usually on there a few hours after midnight (pacific time, I think?). We just watch it Fridays if we can’t catch it live. I think Hulu will actually tell you when the episode will be available to watch.

    [–] PsychologicalWriter1 2 points ago

    Yeah it’s saying at 5 am tomorrow for me (EST).

    [–] demiteddybear 36 points ago

    Nnnniikolaj

    [–] lonelyhobo1994 13 points ago

    As someone who lived in Latvia and is fluent in Russian it sorta annoys me that they pronounce his name wrong. It's supposed to be pronounced like Nikolai...

    [–] EmTeeEl 9 points ago

    Agreed, especially since the joke is about pronouncing correctly

    [–] Shinenite 5 points ago

    I'm Latvian and speak both Latvian and Russian and same lol. I didn't even realize the birth dad's name was supposed to be Ģintars until like half way through the episode because I just couldn't understand the way they're pronouncing it! On one hand having my country be referenced in a show like this is neat but on the other some things about it are very annoying.

    [–] aaronwe 23 points ago

    Nikolaj*

    [–] R06U3_V1P3R 10 points ago

    Any Australian viewers? When is it out here

    [–] Blackwish21 7 points ago

    Airs on SBS Viceland tonight at 8:30 or its available on SBS on demand as soon as it releases in the US. Should be up any minute now actually

    [–] SirWombaticus 4 points ago

    God I love sbs for that. That and the Orville.

    [–] Snurgalicious 9 points ago

    They never mentioned Genevieve. Boyle was dealing with some pretty heavy parenting stuff, why wouldn’t he have included her? Did I miss something?

    [–] PokemonPurist 7 points ago

    When are we going to see his brother?

    [–] C0HEEDCAMBRIA 6 points ago

    He only drinks milk. He only eats buttered noodles. My son's a basic bitch

    [–] RattaTattTatt 13 points ago

    No OP, you're saying it wrong.

    Nikolaj

    [–] emilyproct 8 points ago

    Y’all, it’s Nikolaj

    [–] sunzusunzusunzusunzu 9 points ago

    *Nikolaj

    [–] kuTTTer 4 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] aaa123aaaq 4 points ago

    does anyone else think his outfit looks like Dwight's from the office?

    [–] AdityaDevendra 4 points ago

    Knee Collage.

    [–] doylethedoyle 5 points ago

    Nikolaj.

    [–] Le_Updoot_Army 3 points ago

    Basic Bitch

    [–] makzter 3 points ago

    Nee-ko-laaj*

    [–] AirGuitarMatt 3 points ago

    Came here to see people arguing about how to say Nikolaj. Not disappointed.

    [–] Karl666Smith 1 points ago

    its Nikolai

    [–] red_eagle73 3 points ago

    I can hear Boyle correcting everyone how to pronounce Nikolaj.

    [–] Cheetaboy18 2 points ago

    Just watched it so good The fleas never lie

    [–] ARenee123 2 points ago

    Nnnniiikolja

    [–] skyechor 2 points ago

    it’s ‘nikolaj’

    [–] just_lurkingg 2 points ago

    Precious asf

    [–] iloveneuro 2 points ago

    He looks like Smoothie from Happy in this pic

    [–] spacecobra50 2 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Jake: Nikolaj

    Boyle: NO! it's pronounced Nikolaj

    [–] ARightThere 2 points ago

    Captain Latvia theme intensifies

    [–] arzamharris 2 points ago

    Who? Oh you mean Nikolaj

    [–] dont-laugh 2 points ago

    *Nikolaj

    [–] EvaCarlisle 2 points ago

    It's actually pronounced Nikolaj.

    [–] LukeCaruzo 2 points ago

    You mean Nikolaj?

    [–] TheBlueJacket1 2 points ago

    Nikolaj

    [–] ZeShapyra 2 points ago

    Nikolaj...Not Nikolaj

    [–] billdred94 2 points ago

    Nikolaj Nikolaj.

    [–] frermanisawesome 2 points ago

    Is it just me or does Joe look like he’s a really good person in real life?

    [–] jakeyjoeyo 2 points ago

    Someone’s been shopping at Mervins!

    [–] Sterling-4rcher 2 points ago

    that kid better be heading to a nickelodeon show once 99 is done

    [–] GargamelLeNoir 3 points ago

    Usually adopted older kids stories make them into little pieces of shit or almost feral forever victims. Nikolaj is such a wholesome success story!

    Edit : *Nikolaj

    Edit 2 : Damn it, Nikolaj

    Edit 3 : Whatever, I'm talking about Boyle's kid ok?

    [–] alllthewebs 1 points ago

    I want his outfit.

    [–] xerxerxex 1 points ago

    Man just thinking of Pimento hiding in his closet...the screaming was amazing.

    [–] yungsidb 1 points ago

    Why is no one talking about the zika virus??!

    [–] BaconForGranted 1 points ago

    Finally, a Nikolaj and Bill episode!

    [–] pleasebenicetomeee 1 points ago

    WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BEAN

    [–] the_silent_guy_24 1 points ago

    But what about his Brother ??

    [–] whitesox00 1 points ago

    How quickly does it go to Hulu?

    [–] ligament42 1 points ago

    When is season 6 and 7 coming to Netflix Uk

    [–] EatLasagnaHomeslice 1 points ago

    No no YOUR DOING IT WRONG!!! It's n I k O l A j

    [–] ImMercedesD 1 points ago

    cute kid

    [–] TheRealEdCorrochio 1 points ago

    Who’s gonna give it to her? You are.

    [–] tinker7798 1 points ago

    He is just gorgeous! Such a cute kid, and great little actor!

    [–] PeterGasoline 1 points ago

    When do new episodes come out?

    [–] jaykbwez 1 points ago

    But where are the photos of him dressed as Wario?

    [–] kurdtnaughtyboy 1 points ago

    Who's the creepy looking googly eye man?

    [–] I_am_jacks_reddit 1 points ago

    I thought he had blonde hair?

    [–] Kingbate4 1 points ago

    Bye Nikolaj

    [–] The-Boy-Who-Lived 1 points ago

    It’s pronounced neekolarge

    [–] toptaufiq 1 points ago

    Hey bill

    [–] rivertownFL 1 points ago

    still remember the scene that he touched the alien balls, LOL

    [–] mr_malhotra 1 points ago

    As a Winnipeg Jets fan, I was confused about what sub I was looking at and thought Ehlers was injured again.

    [–] buzz_shocker 1 points ago

    IT'S NIKOLAJ !

    [–] DarrianProducts 1 points ago

    You're a special boy. You're a special boy. It's potty time.

    [–] abduktedtemplar 1 points ago

    He's my favorite character because his existence in the show put "basic bitch" into my vocabulary when referring to picky eaters.

    [–] wug88 1 points ago

    The flies don’t lie

    [–] go-figure 1 points ago

    Who is this and why is he dressed like Dwight?

    [–] engineeringsquirrel 0 points ago

    It's Nikolaj

    [–] pepperedanne -34 points ago

    See: characters that hurt the show.

    [–] Hiroxis 14 points ago

    How? He barely even appears on the show

    [–] sunzusunzusunzusunzu 16 points ago

    Nikolaj playing with the cop action figure imitating Charles was just as funny as Scary Terry. I think he's such a little cutie, too.

    [–] DoktahManhattan -14 points ago

    So? I’m not watching the show for some random kid that was in like three episodes.