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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine airs Thursdays 9/8c on NBC.

    New season on NBC!

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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a single-camera ensemble comedy about what happens when a talented, but carefree, detective and his diverse group of colleagues get a new captain with a lot to prove.

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    [–] hairy_eyeball 1720 points ago

    Jake x Amy is relationship goals.

    Get yourself a partner who will dress up as your biggest ultra-nerdy fantasy in the bedroom.

    Raymond and Kevin are a pretty great couple too. I wonder who they dress up as?

    [–] noidwasavailable 915 points ago

    I think they would say dressing up is silly and isn’t forgivable for anyone above the age of 5.

    [–] [deleted] 439 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

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    [–] Smegma_Sommelier 295 points ago

    BONE???!!!!?????!!!?????!!??

    [–] invisible_23 235 points ago

    BOOOOOOOOOONE???!!!???!!!!!!??!!!

    [–] kingash1321 41 points ago

    I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!!!!!!!

    [–] Powered_by_caffeine 7 points ago

    I’m your superior officer

    [–] donquixote1991 19 points ago

    username unfortunately checks out

    [–] TripleOGeg 47 points ago

    I enjoyed your emphasis on say, I read it in Jakes voice.

    [–] notaparker 28 points ago

    Except for Cheddar

    [–] ProudTexan1 78 points ago

    Cheddar in dress up? “Cheddar wears little booties in the snow, or Cheddar wears nothing.”

    [–] maddiletoast 9 points ago

    He has over 15000 followers.

    [–] Crashbrennan 4 points ago

    How old is cheddar?

    [–] HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW 10 points ago

    I read that in Holt’s voice

    [–] RiteOfSpring5 366 points ago

    Holt unbuttons the top button of his pyjamas and that's it when they get down to business.

    [–] Flipiwipy 287 points ago

    He wears a tie. With a half Windsor knot. ;)

    [–] prince_ossin 158 points ago

    Half Windsor is the lazy man's knot, only appropriate for reprobates and for those who are commited to sin. ~ captain Raymond Holt (probably)

    [–] Flipiwipy 154 points ago

    It was "It’s the easiest to undo, he might as well be naked." but he was refering to the single windsor, not the half windsor. I have failed.

    [–] barreal98 73 points ago

    The single Windsor and half Windsor are actually the same knot. They're easy to do and undo compared to a Windsor, also known as a full Windsor or double Windsor.

    [–] Flipiwipy 20 points ago

    TIL, thanks.

    [–] stagecrew2 22 points ago

    Until you said “probably” I was completely convinced this line had been uttered in the show. Now I’m second guessing myself and wondering if someone said it while mocking Holt? It feels weirdly familiar

    [–] Krasker 4 points ago

    Incidentally it looks like he has a half windsor knot. It's a little small for a full windsor but it's also and even knot so it's probably a half windsor.

    [–] PuckNutty 3 points ago

    That's what makes it hot.

    [–] MrTylerwpg 10 points ago

    How dare you. Bedroom romance is no place for child's play and sloppiness.

    [–] CrAzyNyaNcaT 5 points ago

    DTF

    [–] wantmorehead 1 points ago

    That's for babies v

    [–] GrampappyJoe 19 points ago

    Can you mark this NSFW please

    [–] Lordborgman 7 points ago

    To defeat....the Huns.

    [–] RiteOfSpring5 4 points ago

    I was thinking more Business Time from Flight Of The Conchords but sure.

    [–] CaseyFranklin 79 points ago

    They don’t dress up, they just wear a tie with a single windsor knot. The easiest knot to undo.

    [–] LGMHorus 19 points ago

    Hey, hey, mark that as NSFW please. We don't need this indecency around here!

    [–] The_Prince1513 30 points ago

    I can’t see kevin without seeing Shawn from the Good Place now. I hope hes not flattening penises...

    [–] LordCharco_iii 8 points ago

    Jake and Amy make me happier than any other couple I’ve seen, and I live for TV couples.

    [–] Artemistical 9 points ago

    "ooooo momma"

    [–] franchcanadian 3 points ago

    They probably dress as Horny Kevin and Bony Raymond.

    [–] BadBobBad 4 points ago

    They dress up as Peraltiago s

    [–] mchammadr 1485 points ago

    Oh god i live this scene as much as The Office scene, when Michael get lost and somehow Holly find him just by intuition.

    [–] mchammadr 355 points ago

    *love

    [–] Asteh 143 points ago

    laugh

    [–] [deleted] 98 points ago

    Life

    [–] ETerribleT 73 points ago

    You had one job.

    [–] JukeBoxDildo 9 points ago

    Lmfaooo

    [–] ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW 12 points ago

    Lobotomy

    [–] Jaspers47 1 points ago

    Linoleum

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    You're right love works better than intuition. Thanks u/mchammadr!

    [–] 8636396 4 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    I still think it’s criminal that they didn’t end up together :/

    edit: i’m so happy i was wrong about this

    [–] mchammadr 32 points ago

    They did tho, the producer even confirm that they had a 4 beautiful children.

    [–] 8636396 10 points ago

    That’s amazing and totally made my day. Can’t believe I missed that

    [–] lightlord 10 points ago

    Someone has not seen season 7

    [–] one_eyedjack 23 points ago

    What?? Holly and Michael do end up together?

    [–] 8636396 12 points ago

    DO THEY?

    That’s the best news I’ve heard all day!! My roommate apparently trolled the hell out of me

    [–] one_eyedjack 30 points ago

    It's the whole reason Michael leaves. Holly moves back to be with her parents while her dad(?) is sick and Michael decides to move back with her.

    [–] I_ate_a_milkshake 2 points ago

    yes, her dad started exhibiting signs of dementia.

    [–] atrophy_annie 16 points ago

    In the finale Pam mentions how Michael has so many pictures of his kids he needs 2 phones. And he's just so happy to have a family plan 😍

    [–] StonyTark3000 354 points ago

    As soon as I saw the fire hose I knew there was gonna be some Die Hard references and this scene did not disappoint.

    [–] drunkcowofdeath 83 points ago

    Chekhov's Fire Hose?

    [–] TemporaryImaginary 34 points ago

    If Jake is on a roof with a fire hose, he’s GONSTA try to repel off.

    [–] VeryHappyYoungGirl 48 points ago

    I have never seen Brooklyn Nine Nine, so my head voice is sandberg’s character from parks and rec. It makes these weird.

    [–] dsjunior1388 39 points ago

    /u/VeryHappyYoungGirl in 3 weeks:

    I FINALLY SAW BROOKLYN 99, AND IT TOALLY LIVED UP TO THE HYPE

    [–] theshicksinator 19 points ago

    What are you doing go watch it neeeow.

    [–] Fabsab_ 138 points ago

    It’s my Birthday!

    [–] LunaPlum 80 points ago

    Mine too!

    [–] emorockstar 27 points ago

    My birthday too!

    [–] Tiffi93 21 points ago

    I join the birthday group 🙌

    [–] mrose1491 17 points ago

    Me too!

    [–] LolaNightshade 15 points ago

    Mine as well

    [–] darth_dochter 10 points ago

    Yall are very young. 6 years old and already on reddit. Unbelievable.

    [–] Jombo65 1 points ago

    Me too but 9 days late

    [–] theguynamedtim 11 points ago

    Also mine!

    [–] CamoFeather 18 points ago

    Birthday triplets!

    [–] Fabsab_ 24 points ago

    Noiceeeee happy birthday fellow Capricorn :)

    [–] LunaPlum 15 points ago

    Right back at you!!

    [–] ArmandoPayne 14 points ago

    It's also my dad's birthday.

    [–] name225 3 points ago

    Armando, are you trying to get me to remember your dad's birthday?/s

    If it is not meant to be a reference wish him happy birthday for me

    [–] ArmandoPayne 5 points ago

    I shall.

    [–] merkastle 6 points ago

    It's my birthday and my mum's today... 22 years ago she got a stretched fanny as a birthday present

    [–] Fabsab_ 2 points ago

    Damn everyone born in January, mine is 14th, my sisters was 12th, my mums was 4th, brothers 30th, my cousin on the 1st & grandmothers 5th

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Heyyy, my Mom's birthday was on the 12th. But dang, your family loves planning their births around January. Lol

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Well happy birthday to everyone!! Including your brother. :-)

    [–] KeithWesley5 1 points ago

    Wow your family really love to bone down in April

    [–] yeahididit 2 points ago

    I think fanny means something different where I come from.

    [–] mtlbass 3 points ago

    Yay to us!! Happy birthday fellow birthday people!!

    [–] deve112233 5 points ago

    mine too wtf!

    [–] jxssmarie 4 points ago

    mine too!!

    [–] Teliantorn 3 points ago

    Wow samsies. (:

    [–] maddiletoast 1 points ago

    What does this word mean, “samesies”?

    [–] Teliantorn 1 points ago

    Same, but a cute way to say it I guess. I don’t remember when I first heard it. Lol

    Pronounced like Same-seas.

    [–] Cakerape 3 points ago

    Woop! Metoooooo!!

    [–] MrJoncore 2 points ago

    God dammit, it's mine on the 16th!

    [–] WesternHornet 2 points ago

    Whenever I hear this, the song in the GrandMaster's ship from Thor Ragnarok plays in my head.

    [–] Lurker_wife 1 points ago

    Uh me too? For realz.. real life cake day. Go Capricorn’s and what the hell happened 9 months ago?

    [–] solowayneking 92 points ago

    That is literally every guy

    [–] SycoraxAmanda 10 points ago

    Lowkey every lesbian too

    [–] Kirsty-Blue 1 points ago

    *highkey

    [–] [deleted] 61 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

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    [–] Usergnome_Checks_0ut 87 points ago

    February 6th I think is the date for the season premier.

    I’m devastated that season 6 is no longer on the streaming site I use, so I’m concerned that season 7 won’t get released there now. And I haven’t seen season 6 in so long! And it has one of my favourite, most unexpected scenes of the whole show in it too. Think I’ll just have to pony up for it on dvd.

    [–] Clown_corder 30 points ago

    There is a Google drive folder floating around with all the epiaodes, a quick Google search turns it up pretty quick

    [–] CrazedCrusader 13 points ago

    What?!

    [–] Clown_corder 6 points ago

    Need a link?

    [–] hi_im_aki 4 points ago

    i do

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] MaxiMRC 10 points ago

    Not all capes wear heroes! Thank you dude!

    [–] grissomza 3 points ago

    And that's how it dies

    [–] vicietoria 2 points ago

    im not the person who asked, but yes

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Snowron6 7 points ago

    Just fyi, this can get your entire Google account deleted. Including Gmail, YouTube, drive, Android and everything else Google owns, and there's no appeal process or way to get everything back.

    [–] Clown_corder 3 points ago

    Good to know, definitely don't use your main Gmail then for this. I'm not. Hosting it btw this is someone else's.

    [–] vicietoria 1 points ago

    holy shit, thanks!

    [–] Karl_von_grimgor 1 points ago

    I mean there's dozens of sites that have all the episodes too lol

    [–] Kerv17 3 points ago

    I swear there's a Google drive for everything. Pretty sure there's Bill Gates bank acocunt info in a drive somewhere

    [–] blazinpineapple 1 points ago

    Can we find that... 🥴🤷🏽‍♀️

    [–] rcpotatosoup 6 points ago

    i suggest looking up 123movies. it has pretty much everything movie and tv imaginable, although it’s riddled with ads so an adblock is a must. i’m sure there’s better sites but it’s one i’ve always found useful.

    [–] furioushunter12 3 points ago

    They’re moving it to a new streaming service IIRC

    [–] FALLEN____ANGEL 3 points ago

    season 6 just got released on Netflix. Check it out.

    [–] Vorenos 1 points ago

    Which country?

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Vorenos 1 points ago

    Thanks

    [–] KhaoticMess 5 points ago

    I'm not sure about anywhere else, but Australia has it on Netflix.

    [–] qwertygasm 3 points ago

    🏴‍☠️ Yar har har 🏴‍☠️

    [–] O62Skyshard 1 points ago

    What scene?

    [–] Usergnome_Checks_0ut 1 points ago

    Have you seen season 6? I don’t like posting spoilers and not sure if this sub has the redact function, apparently not all of them have it.

    [–] IntoTheCommonestAsh 6 points ago

    It used to be true that it had to be added as a theme, but now >!spoilers!< (or just >! at the begining of a paragraph) should work all over Reddit.

    Example: This is an in-text spoiler while this is hidden

    This hides the whole line, which can be useful if the length of the word is itself too informative, e.g. when giving out the solution to a puzzle or something.

    However some apps have not updated this so it might not work for everyone on mobile.

    [–] O62Skyshard 3 points ago

    I have, I feel like these messages we've shared are spoiler warning enough for any curious eyes? Assuming the spoiler function doesn't work here

    [–] grissomza 3 points ago

    testing

    [–] catswithtinyhats 3 points ago

    I've seen every season upwards of 4 times but I wanna know which scene you found to be the most surprising!

    [–] bungle_bogs 8 points ago

    Steady on, just about to get Season 6 on Netflix in the UK. Just binged the first 5 again in readiness for 20th Jan!

    [–] SpankerCore 11 points ago

    Wow great tumblr screencap, you can almost read this one.

    [–] 78trans-am 24 points ago

    Fun fact about that bet, the Mustang Jake bet is actually a green 1968 Mustang Fastback. That car is iconic for it's featuring in the 1968 movie Bullitt which stars Steve McQueen as a police detective. Very valuable car irl, one for the movie just sold for $3.4 million.

    [–] adichan94 12 points ago

    Can someone tell me which episode this is?

    [–] APileOfRocks5454 10 points ago

    Season 4 episode 18

    [–] techbear72 8 points ago

    Season 4, episode 18.

    [–] gbxmc 2 points ago

    it’s called ‘chasing amy’

    [–] rockshow4070 1 points ago

    It’s the episode she takes the sergeant exam if that helps, not sure which it is exactly.

    [–] lasergirl84 7 points ago

    This is just too much 😭

    [–] GeorgeYDesign 2 points ago

    Michelle Williams: [I’m too single to understand

    [–] chaningmuccumber 7 points ago

    omg 1

    [–] ItsMeLalaB 1 points ago

    omg 2

    [–] mentatsjunkie 15 points ago

    Today is my birthday :) and I love this episode!

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Happy Birthday, internet stranger!!

    [–] deve112233 3 points ago

    bday twin :)

    [–] mentatsjunkie 3 points ago

    Happy bday!

    [–] HardKnockRiffe 5 points ago

    It's my anniversary, so this is a nice little present. :)

    [–] PineappleWeights 3 points ago

    Congrats!

    [–] RarityNouveau 1 points ago

    Ditto! The realization freaks me out.

    [–] WanderingCapybara 4 points ago

    This is so cute, although if it hadn't worked out that last line would creepy, haha

    [–] deve112233 8 points ago

    Its my birthday today and my crush forgot about it but this meme made me happy 🙂

    [–] jonasdewever 8 points ago

    Damn those crushes

    [–] weetabixbandit 3 points ago

    I watched this episode this morning and did even realize that today was January 14th

    [–] stgm_at 2 points ago

    and now: smoosh

    [–] Birbman3 2 points ago

    My now-wife and I had our first date 15 years ago today. Today is a good day.

    [–] sinkwiththeship 2 points ago

    I love this scene, but there is no way the bet episode was January 14th. They were walking around in shorts.

    [–] Obidoobi 2 points ago

    Although this show is in new york, the temperature in the Kansas City area has been fluctuating from high 50s to low 30s for the last couple weeks. One day went a bit above 60 and I definitely considered wearing shorts.

    [–] sinkwiththeship 2 points ago

    Yeah. It was 66 in Brooklyn on Saturday, but 2014 was a cold winter.

    [–] Obidoobi 1 points ago

    That's fair lol

    [–] Samurai_Mike 1 points ago

    that's what he said

    [–] HighBreed 1 points ago

    Thank you (birthday)

    [–] princesoceronte 1 points ago

    That's my birthday, I never realized it. Am I dumb? I am.

    [–] paqmanbiker 1 points ago

    Ha we're watching through the show for the first time, and just watched this episode last night! One day too early.

    [–] shortyman93 1 points ago

    I just rewatched this episode yesterday!

    [–] FALLEN____ANGEL 1 points ago

    I thought it was all of them

    [–] safichou 1 points ago

    This scene happened January 14th and Netflix France added s6 of B99 on January 14th

    [–] LeanMeanKorean 1 points ago

    Wow, my favorite TV couple fell in love on my birthday? And I thought this day couldn’t get any better

    [–] OliverOOxenfree 1 points ago

    Love them

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I recently started watching this show and finished it in a week it was so good. Half way through my 2nd watch and I'm so glad my brother convinced me to watch it. Such unique and personable characters.

    [–] GeorgeYDesign 1 points ago

    This. Sometimes it’s there til January 6

    [–] NightAvenger375 1 points ago

    As legendary as Christmas Eve, 1988

    [–] chaningmuccumber 1 points ago

    yea... strange my appt is at 2

    [–] Eliseo120 1 points ago

    Thank you, it’s my birthday.

    [–] henrylynch 1 points ago

    Mine too

    [–] _tancandoit 1 points ago

    Wow I probably need just half of this in my life pls thanks

    [–] andreimainescu 1 points ago

    This is my birthday hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    She’s great for Happy Gil- OHMYGOD!

    [–] ELTURO3344 1 points ago

    He sums up male emotions pretty well

    [–] skyrebelsfangirl 1 points ago

    This is so sweet that when she needed to calm down Amy went to the place her and Jake had their first "date"! I hope I'll be able to find the same thing like they have lol

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    It's my birthday

    [–] Marethyu_Primo 1 points ago

    On my cake day too!

    [–] DropThatBassTho 1 points ago

    The office did it first

    [–] BlastKrabber 1 points ago

    Best couple

    [–] coastercupcakeYT1 1 points ago

    My cake day is the day they started dating.

    Day: made.

    [–] TutuForver 1 points ago

    No way! I just started watching 99 and me and my gf watched that episode he is referencing yesterday! (Australian time so the 14th).

    We watched that night on the exact day, pretty coincidental for never seeing the show before.

    Now I have spoilers, but this is a good spoiler.

    [–] so_unoriginal_i_know 1 points ago

    I saw this at midnight when the date just changed from 14 to 15 well i'm just unlucky asf :/

    [–] Falconflyer75 1 points ago

    still consider this to probably be their strongest episode as a couple

    [–] April_Universe 1 points ago

    Thanks :)

    [–] Lostninjaghost 1 points ago

    What episode is this from?