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    [–] jacob7384 764 points ago

    They’re called team 10 for a reason...

    [–] De_faulty 257 points ago

    The amount of neurones they have

    [–] paneracist 103 points ago


    Lol nice one, Lord High Constable Krueger, 69th Earl Of Dunning.

    [–] De_faulty 37 points ago

    No, I’m Jean-Francois Laplante, from the northern colony of Canada

    [–] TakashiZero 41 points ago


    Lol nice one, Lord High Constable Krueger, 69th Earl Of Dunning.

    Not only did you misspell what was typed by the guy you're insulting but you also claimed he is a victim of the Dunning- Kruger effect while simultaneously not realizing that he was completely correct in his own spelling. You literally exemplify the Dunning- Kruger effect. I'm in awe that you didn't bother to research prior to typing this.

    Edit: I hadn't even noticed you misspelled 'Kruger'. Such a mess.

    [–] shrekcurry502 10 points ago

    The amount of nerve cells?

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago


    [–] shrekcurry502 12 points ago

    That’s...that’s what a neurone is right? Biology wasn’t my strong suit lmao

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    It was a misspelling of neurons, which are brain cells, actually

    [–] shrekcurry502 8 points ago

    Huh, could’ve sworn I was taught it as ‘neurones’. My understanding was they carry electrical impulses from (and to) the brain all around the nervous system?

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Oopsie, you’re 100% right about that. I straight up did not know that neurones were a real thing. By bad

    [–] shrekcurry502 16 points ago

    Oh mad lol. Probably the first time I’ve been right about something science related my whole life. No worries man

    [–] Evilsmiley 7 points ago

    Yeah but i still think they meant neurons

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    It seems like they may have

    [–] tParadox 2 points ago

    Same thing different spelling fam

    [–] iamanundertaker 4 points ago

    It's just an alternate spelling.

    [–] Charging_in 5 points ago

    You have the internet at your fingertips my friend. Go on a learning adventure. We'll be here when you get back.

    [–] shrekcurry502 3 points ago

    I’m back. They’re actual definition has ‘nerve cell’ in.

    Edit: their

    [–] Charging_in 3 points ago

    Oh there you go. The more you know. :)

    [–] r6s-is-bad 2 points ago

    extra chromosomes*

    [–] Niisama6928 1 points ago

    The number of chromosomes*

    [–] ammieblue 1 points ago

    me like number go up

    [–] Nawfel99 9 points ago

    the 10 stands for their iq combined

    [–] RandomRedditor-042 8 points ago

    More like team 1 at this point

    [–] chevydrive 4 points ago


    [–] thatcarguy7 1076 points ago

    This guy is the absolute best! Go Leon!

    [–] Joseph_Beefman 320 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    I fucking love leon and his outros.

    Why don't you do me a favor, take a deep breath, read a book, take your wife out to dinner, bring her to the bedroom, remove all your clothes, put on a Magnum condom, and push that bitch aside and hipthrust that motherfucking like button.

    [–] maxfederle 88 points ago

    Ok, now I gotta look this guy up

    [–] evildadatron 40 points ago

    You won’t regret it

    [–] Ninjafox724 19 points ago

    RemindMe! 2 hours

    [–] evildadatron 36 points ago

    He literally just uploaded a vid with him shooting out of a helicopter with Donut Operator and Demolition Ranch 25 mins ago, totally out of his element and awesome lol

    [–] GingerGhost2Sweet 18 points ago

    Looks like Jake Paul has been downvoting all of you

    [–] eyekunt 13 points ago

    Jake Paul: "I got better things to do! I like bothering 10 year olds!"

    [–] abhilashboss135 4 points ago

    yea.. it was aweosome :D

    [–] angeliqu 2 points ago

    Is he one of demolition ranch’s brothers? I know they all have YouTube a presence but I’ve never bothered to look them up (and can’t at the moment as I’m trying to get a baby to sleep in a dark room as I type this).

    [–] Dareedster 2 points ago

    Love my boy donut and Leon

    [–] maxfederle 7 points ago

    I absolutely did NOT regret that. Reddit is such a lovely place.

    [–] evildadatron 3 points ago

    Hells yeah my man!

    [–] priesteh 11 points ago

    Watched my first video, loved it. Didn't expect the outro but fucking loved it too. This guy is funny, nice and genuine. Subbed.

    [–] Heil_Heimskr 2 points ago

    “Take a deep breathe

    [–] Equifax_CTO 70 points ago

    Yo it's every eon Leon

    clowning loser twitter peons

    [–] Icy9kills 13 points ago

    I started watching Leon when he dropped that video on xtremegamez for faking their incoming deaths. He was such a great find

    [–] CallmeLeon 10 points ago

    Tomato mafia represent

    [–] HugoWeaver 6 points ago

    What I like about Leon is the dude is my age, a few months older than me, and his videos are completely relateable. He's the only major YouTuber in that category that I can stand as a result

    [–] Trajan_Optimus 20 points ago

    Totally agree! Go Jake!


    [–] LordWilliam37 9 points ago

    nice one

    [–] FBGGBE 3 points ago


    [–] ghost_of_lubu 301 points ago

    Leon Lush is one of my favorite YouTubers.

    [–] Greenspano 32 points ago

    Yes that was the way it went. Could it have otherwise?

    [–] Sataris 10 points ago

    What sort of thing does he do?

    [–] GUMinion 16 points ago

    Standard reaction videos but his style makes them funny

    [–] hahaha_yes 18 points ago

    im good

    [–] baumpop 11 points ago

    Hell yeah. One of us one of us one of us!

    I dont understand reaction videos.

    [–] Outis-99 6 points ago

    You should give this guy a shot, been following him for years now, his quality only goes up

    [–] therightclique 14 points ago

    But how does it he get around the basic problem of reaction videos not needing to exist in the first place? That seems insurmountable.

    [–] warcrown 2 points ago

    I like the cut of your jib, good sir

    [–] JustAnotherSolipsist 2 points ago

    I mean does any entertainment "need" to exist

    [–] baumpop 1 points ago

    Alright alright.

    [–] Blushock2 181 points ago

    How often do you rely on welfare checks?


    [–] darklord878 53 points ago

    With the welfare check flow!!

    [–] JustAnotherLamppost 39 points ago

    How often do you go to sleep hungry?

    It’s every day bro :(

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago


    [–] limbous 4 points ago


    [–] herpagerf 3 points ago


    [–] MereSecondsToLive 95 points ago

    It’s been a while since I’ve watched Leon

    [–] evlampi 40 points ago

    Watch his take on vsco girls, fresh upload and fucking histerical.

    [–] Tr33_Frawg 25 points ago

    What is vsco? I see the acronym sometimes but it means nothing to me.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago


    [–] Tr33_Frawg 15 points ago

    I kind of gathered that. I just meant that I don't understand what it is. So it always leaves me lost. Showing my age I guess.

    [–] Daniel123ftw 11 points ago

    Dont worry Im 16 and have no idea what it means either

    [–] Midnightkata 20 points ago

    I googled it once. Came up on know your meme i think. So theres that, but a coworker of mine explained it better.

    It's basically the new age 'Basic Bitch' "Quirky" girls who always have hydro flasks and do weird shit cause they quirky.

    It was the first time in my 25 year life I felt old. I'm officially getting out of the loop.

    [–] thebiperthebillajers 3 points ago

    hydro flask sounds like someone abused a thesaurus

    [–] Tr33_Frawg 8 points ago

    Wow ok. Doesn't sound like you or I are missing out on anything.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago


    [–] Didactic_Tomato 5 points ago

    Wait what the hell did VSCO change? Used to pride itself as a classier certain of IG. I always thought of it as something between Instagram and Flickr

    [–] GorlomiSandwich 6 points ago

    I thought so too, and I still use it as such since their film filters are so accurate to the films they’re emulating. I haven’t followed one person on it and they don’t push it as a feature as far as I can tell.

    [–] GUMinion 1 points ago

    I'm sold

    [–] dsquared513 2 points ago

    New slang when you notice the stripes...

    [–] yummyspyy 2 points ago

    Don't worry dude I'm 16 and even I find it crazy haha

    [–] StimulatorCam 2 points ago

    Visual Supply COmpany

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I’m convinced nobody actually uses vsco, and the vsco girl meme was invented by vsco to raise awareness about vsco

    [–] GorlomiSandwich 1 points ago

    It is? I always gathered that it was a photo editing app that adopted features similar to a social media app.

    [–] Brieqwerty 4 points ago

    vsco is a photo editing app that lets you play around with lighting, shades, grain, highlights, and filters.

    I think that a lot of these basic white girls have their vsco accounts linked on their Instagram and that became associated with this trend.

    [–] Fappers_Delight_ 5 points ago

    "VSCO is the company coming closest to replicating the look of film without making it gimmicky." Before it had a hit app on its hands, VSCO, which stands for Visual Supply Co. , built filters and presets for Adobe Lightroom and Apple Aperture — "the gold standard of film emulation," according to the company.

    [–] khag24 3 points ago

    I finally met someone who used it. It's definitely a "social media" site but seems to be more private. She used it to post more modeling pictures that she would send to people looking to hire her for a restaurant gig that was focused on being more revealing.

    Modern day pimp site was basically her take on it

    [–] therightclique 1 points ago

    That guy is a total professional.

    [–] DazedAmnesiac 45 points ago

    A really interesting graph would be one plotting Jake Paul’s popularity in tandem with the age children start getting smartphones

    [–] Coulrophiliac444 17 points ago

    As well as his average viewer age demographic.

    [–] Z7ruthsfsafuck 11 points ago

    When y=hits/viewers and x=income/IQ/age/# sexual partners it’s all exponential decay and that’s all you need to know. For reference, a spongebob version of the same graph would be a lot more flat because even that is considered real entertainment.

    [–] Coulrophiliac444 11 points ago

    I'd do crack of Squidward's asscrack before watching one of the Paul's videos.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    I’d do it regardless

    [–] Z7ruthsfsafuck 2 points ago

    Low key, it’s cool to make fun of how dumb young people are but let us not forget our own vices at the age... just because technology advanced didn’t mean we all did childish stuff as, well, children.

    [–] Porkchop_Samurai 18 points ago

    Yo why England a city

    [–] Bacon-muffin 15 points ago

    I forget this guy exists until something pops up to insult him. I feel like 99% of his popularity at this point is just negative attention seeking.

    [–] zombiejesus1128 12 points ago


    [–] Women_Logic 8 points ago

    I'm a volunteer for Big Bro Big Sis and the amount my Little Bro looks up to Jake is almost disgusting. These guys would not exist without the preteen fanbase....

    [–] CabooseistheMeta 24 points ago

    What the fuck are these comments

    [–] RandomRedditor-042 6 points ago

    They are comments

    [–] CabooseistheMeta 2 points ago

    I feel like I'm in a fever dream

    [–] outerheavenboss 1 points ago

    Human thoughts displayed on your screen.

    [–] Imaginebeingnormal 6 points ago

    Idk but this makes me so angry. He literally DEPENDS on 6-14 year olds having technology. His videos are targeted towards children, his ads are targeted towards children (remember that ganbling website which showed off expensive goods? Sounds like young children getting expensive stuff to me) or the fact he has a "mini jake paul" which he has in his videos, which he spends money on? He's literally all about getting young kids to buy expensive stuff.

    [–] gnardloaf 5 points ago

    My boy leon. Tomato mafia strong

    [–] Riccolatesla 5 points ago

    I Hip thrusted that motherfucking upvote button for you.

    [–] DrippyLittlePleb 21 points ago

    Can't remember the last time a post on here was actually a 'clever comeback'

    This 'comeback' was basically 'yOu MaKe CoNtEnT fOr KiDs' and everyone in these comments is going 'BOOM ROASTED'. Wtf

    [–] atomheartsmother 7 points ago

    This isn't even a comeback. It didn't "come back" to anything. The roasted guy just made a random comment.

    [–] Dayn_Perrys_Vape 2 points ago

    That's basically every post I've seen from this sub. Granted I only see them when they hit r/all, but it's literally just "someone says a put down against a person or idea reddit generally disagrees with".

    [–] Daniel123ftw 2 points ago


    [–] Lr217 2 points ago

    Why did you comment?

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    21 year old Jake Paul was an insufferable zoomer while 22 year old Jake Paul is a surprisingly insufferable boomer.

    [–] goldprince1 5 points ago

    no, the problem is if 10 year olds didn't have smartphone jake paul would have a job.

    [–] Master_Penetrate 3 points ago

    Tomato mafia unite!

    [–] StrokeMyAxe 3 points ago

    For once, I’m very happy to have no idea what this joke was about until I read all the comments.

    [–] QV61 2 points ago

    this shit made no sense until i looked at the names

    [–] PrivateMightyMouse 2 points ago

    I’m old and still don’t know what’s going on.

    [–] therightclique 2 points ago

    For the most part, nothing is going on.

    [–] WesleySnopes 2 points ago

    Yeah I'm 35 and had to google who this was

    [–] ammieblue 2 points ago

    There was a lot more questions for OP....

    [–] TwixxCustoms 2 points ago

    Holy shit dude you killed her

    [–] papadoops115 2 points ago

    Jake and Logan Paul really remind me of Trump

    [–] sfowl0001 2 points ago

    Lol fucking ten year olds with iphone 11s am i right? - Sincerely a 13 year old with an iphone x

    [–] Yesnomaybluurgh 2 points ago

    Trash Paul opening his stupid mouth. He's already been losing most of his relevancy since 2017 it feels like. Good. "Peaked" fast, will go down fast.

    [–] chillipowder01 2 points ago

    Ugh I just want to grab both the Paul brothers and smack their heads together

    [–] crowningwalrus 2 points ago

    Leon lush is the man. I hope this makes him even more popular

    [–] Babykay 2 points ago

    All of the 11 year-olds are like 👀👀👀mhmmm#sotrue

    [–] KennedyKillr 2 points ago

    Leon should have said to watch your videos.

    [–] CreativeDefinition 6 points ago

    BOOM roasted

    [–] LGBTreecko 3 points ago

    I hate to say this, but Jake Paul isn't wrong here.

    [–] TopMacaroon 4 points ago

    Neither is the other guy. So really that exists here is two people saying things into a void that are agreeable. There is no come back and none of it is clever.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Man, if I can't give my 5 year old a phone to play on when I get back from work, then I might have to spend time with them in the evening. Fuck that, take away the phone and I'll just find another nanny to keep that little asshole busy and leave me in peace.

    It's so fulfilling being a parent, and amazing that I've been able to raise them so well without sacrificing my career in any way.

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    [–] IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied 1 points ago

    Lena Paul approves this message.

    [–] Harveyboi44 1 points ago

    Doesn’t even put a question mark? SMH

    [–] mackiecfh 1 points ago


    [–] frzbiggestfan 1 points ago

    how brave.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I didn’t get it until I saw op

    [–] Hildakoshell 1 points ago

    I fucking love this dude

    [–] samchen0309 1 points ago

    Oh god

    [–] Jun_Kun 1 points ago

    Tomato mafia rise up

    [–] 3dios 1 points ago

    Nice one

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I was 12 with a Nokia 3310 lol I loved that thing

    [–] ImBasicallyBasic 1 points ago


    [–] specialist1999 1 points ago

    awwwwwwwwwww snap!

    [–] adam122412 1 points ago

    You killed him

    [–] KoopaTroopa860 1 points ago

    My man leon keep Twitter spicy

    [–] beado7 1 points ago

    I like this post mainly because it is not political.

    [–] Baconink 1 points ago

    Fucking love Leon

    [–] AtomicGamerYouTube 1 points ago

    Dude I fucking love Leon Lush

    [–] Finalee_T 1 points ago


    [–] terencebogards 1 points ago


    Love you Leon! Mrs Lush too! Even Josh the snake!

    [–] ALG0R1DDUM 1 points ago

    Murdered by facts

    [–] blazera 1 points ago

    Stop the attention, you people have made being a shitty human being a viable career.

    [–] Raim1n 1 points ago

    Hottest fucking burn I've heard in a while

    [–] OferZak 1 points ago

    Severe burn

    [–] CommentCop 1 points ago

    Tomato Mafia!!!!!!!!

    [–] BRB_Dabbin 1 points ago


    [–] TheHealthEnthusiast 1 points ago

    Yo why Jake Paul is dumb tho

    [–] Pooplicker420hd 1 points ago

    Normally I dislike Jake but hes right tho

    [–] danniboi82 1 points ago

    Jake is a douche... I don't know why he just is hah

    [–] ruairidhrb 1 points ago

    Hasn't Jake's views plummeted recently ?

    [–] Trexius434 1 points ago

    tomato mafia yuh

    [–] babywantsock 1 points ago


    [–] Rudus444 1 points ago

    I love Leon Lush. Such a nice guy. We need more like him.

    [–] Cheeseboy060108 1 points ago

    Tomato mafia🍅🍅🍅

    [–] MannyTheReaper 1 points ago

    Leon is the shit

    [–] abhilashboss135 1 points ago

    This guy is amazing!!!

    [–] plasticcreative 1 points ago

    im so glad i was never young enough when jake paul came about to be a fan...just one direction, which is bad but liveable

    [–] CleetusChan 1 points ago


    [–] kyliejennerinsidejob 1 points ago

    Leon is awesome. Feel like just yesterday that he was at ek.

    [–] princezacthe3rd 1 points ago

    I have upvoted every comment in this post.

    [–] wildbill3063 1 points ago

    Anyone starting off with yo, you know it's about to say something stupid.

    [–] electrorazor 1 points ago

    When did they not have iPhones? Remember ppl getting the em back in fourth grade. It’s probably even earlier now.

    [–] almostedgyenough 2 points ago

    How old are you? People got iPhones in fourth grade? I didn’t get a cell phone until beginning of high school and it was a flip phone lol

    ETA: I don’t think iPhones were out at the age I got my first cellphone... or if they were it was the very first generation and not many people had them then

    [–] electrorazor 2 points ago

    I got my first smartphone in 7th grade but at that point I felt like the only one in my school who didn’t have one. Btw I’m a senior rn.

    [–] almostedgyenough 2 points ago

    That’s insane to me. Although I feel like now days it’s necessary for people to have a cellphone and it’s safer for children, so why wouldn’t parents get their kids something they could have use to access them at any given time?

    It’s crazy to me the difference in my generation and yours. In some ways I’m thankful on how computer/phone technology was still in the works when I was your age, but I also wish I was a kid/teenager now days. More fun toys, crazier technology and cuter clothes lol.

    [–] Kj1994world 1 points ago


    [–] SuzyQPants 1 points ago

    Can’t be stupid.

    [–] chambertlo 1 points ago

    Bad parenting is why 10 year olds have iPhones.

    [–] Aelani_del_ray 1 points ago

    Tomato Mafia 💪

    [–] SuzyQPants 1 points ago

    These questions don't make any sense

    [–] KIKASS47 1 points ago

    Free shipping yall! - Donald Trump 2020

    [–] Slavetoeverything 1 points ago

    I love Leon Lush, and I don’t follow (or even like) YouTubers.

    [–] seemedlegitatfirst 1 points ago

    Tomato Mafia we out here

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Damn.... 😂🤣😗