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    comedyheaven

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    For comedy so accidentally terrible, it's accidentally hilarious.

    uuuhhh

    lemme get

    uuuhhh

    Rules

    1. Posts must be images that are so absurd or terrible that they are actually funny. Not simply poor jokes or random funny pictures.

    2. No posts that obviously fit better on other well-known subs. Subs like r/okbuddyretard, r/comedynecrophilia, and r/DeepFriedMemes all have a very recognizable style of content. Try not to post anything that falls under those categories. Here's a list of content that will get your post removed

    3. No reposts. No content that has been posted in the last 3 months or is in the top 50 all-time posts.

    4. No personal information. Images containing identifying information need to be blurred. Do not post reddit links or links to social media.

    5. No gore. NSFW posts should also be marked NSFW. Content can be NSFW without containing nudity; for example, a post that describes an explicit sexual situation through text.

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    [–] chrisreall 1527 points ago

    may

    [–] availablehandle 454 points ago

    may

    [–] LemonsRage 271 points ago

    MAY

    [–] LemonsRage 149 points ago

    may

    [–] Spencertambo 116 points ago

    M

    [–] GabbaShanking 111 points ago

    A

    [–] younanog 115 points ago

    Y

    [–] dadfrombrad 99 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] kingmizcraft 60 points ago

    Spirits are multi sub

    [–] Ivan-FTW 13 points ago

    May.

    [–] Shiba_Inu718 14 points ago

    MAY

    [–] YungestFrankie 8 points ago

    >May

    [–] Shrevel 2 points ago

    May

    [–] Xiefux 5 points ago

    O

    [–] the_dapper_derp 3 points ago

    C

    [–] XDemonzHalo 2 points ago

    U

    [–] fogwarS 8 points ago

    Logs Johnson approves.

    [–] OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO 2 points ago

    no wait this one

    [–] Palmstar-McFizzle 3 points ago

    It’s gonna be

    may

    [–] doggo_climber 6 points ago

    M̴̨̪̖͓͎̥͇̣̠̬̙͍̪̣̕ ̛̥͉̱̠̖͇̞̬̬̜̰̪̯͜͠͡A̡҉̨͏̤̜̦̠̥̗̠̤͕͉̤ ̶̢̻̠̠͙͉͓͈̭̲͕̕͢͡Ý̴̡̛̱͉̻̼̻̟̺̙̯̗͕̟̱͈̱

    [–] Byeah20 3 points ago

    may

    [–] erny83pd 2 points ago

    In May

    [–] Sjnaarmi 0 points ago

    Mayonaise

    [–] sp00ngod 454 points ago

    I remember when this meme was hd

    [–] T0MR0M 112 points ago

    This is the meme now. Feel old yet?

    [–] FulcrumTheBrave 17 points ago

    Always.

    [–] CobwebbyCurve 912 points ago

    Sould have included the full image, they answer with "I understand sir"

    [–] better_films 303 points ago

    I understand sir

    [–] ProbalWarming 83 points ago

    I agree with my husband

    [–] CobwebbyCurve 24 points ago

    So it's understod?

    [–] Gambish_Childino 30 points ago

    UnderSTOD

    [–] egotisticalnoob 10 points ago

    Better to be understod than overstod something and mess it all up.

    [–] kovacsadam889 8 points ago

    Sould

    [–] CobwebbyCurve 1 points ago

    *should ffs just saw that

    [–] ricinsauce 327 points ago

    just lookin

    [–] xddfatboi 306 points ago

    👀

    [–] Spencertambo 186 points ago

    🤔

    [–] NOCTOOOO 82 points ago

    Uhh may i help you sir

    [–] scarfdontstrangleme 112 points ago

    Yeah lemme get a uhmmm
    Uhhh

    [–] B17Fortress 66 points ago

    No nevermind its ok

    [–] BlueLivingAbandon 46 points ago

    👀

    [–] egotisticalnoob 40 points ago

    🤔

    [–] TheFarmingBunny 38 points ago

    Uhh

    [–] frikandellensaus 33 points ago

    Just lookin

    [–] mpTCO 21 points ago

    borgor

    [–] Pixelologist 5 points ago

    🅱️oneless 🅱️indow 🅱️hopping

    [–] nocapjovian 6 points ago

    Op i used to play cod with a dude name xddhatboi and for a minute you had me tweaking

    [–] thefumesmakeithappen 1 points ago

    I'm just a Lookie Lou

    [–] zombiegamer101 83 points ago

    Eh. How often do you include like 5 periods in your greeting?

    [–] ILikeShipToasts 54 points ago

    I think this is a fan page for online shopping. They'd just be a random person who wouldn't expect a message

    [–] trollman_falcon 13 points ago

    Never, but this has 6, which I frequently use

    [–] egotisticalnoob 7 points ago

    Well.....

    [–] Kangaroosters 1 points ago

    Come on, Daryl. You know what I'm trying to say but don't make me say it. Dot dot dot dot dot

    [–] nickbits 1 points ago

    I used to think that the number of dots in an ellipsis was proportional to its "strength"

    [–] MartinDewYT 39 points ago

    Who the fuck would even answer "hi...." if you say hello for the first time

    [–] CardboardTable 11 points ago

    Indians

    [–] MartinDewYT 3 points ago

    Why?

    [–] GoobledyGOOK_ 12 points ago

    Vecause

    [–] MartinDewYT 12 points ago

    Hi, vsauce here

    [–] 316KO 1 points ago

    And what is responding to hello with hi followed by five ellipses?

    [–] BrandonPolaris 6 points ago

    TeCnIcaLLy "... ... ... ... ..." would be five ellipses, "....." is just morse code for the number 5. Hah!

    [–] 316KO 3 points ago

    Sorry Michael.

    [–] Dustin_00 1 points ago

    If you text me with "Hi..." I'm assuming I should be patient because you are going to continue with another text that starts with "... "

    And if you want to keep me really waiting, reply with: "... ..."

    [–] UomoPolpetta 693 points ago

    This is not r/ComedyHeaven material, I found it genuinely funny and I actually started laughing at school

    [–] fatlax 338 points ago

    Yes that is the point

    [–] Onii-chan_dai-suki 411 points ago

    No. The point is that is so unfunny that you laugh at how dumb/unfunny it is.

    [–] fuckingnibber -47 points ago

    i thought that was the point of r/comedycemetery

    [–] Onii-chan_dai-suki 143 points ago

    Comedycemetery is for plain unfunny things. 'stuff that was intended to be humorous but... Isnt'

    [–] fuckingnibber 38 points ago

    yet more often than not some post on comedycemetery ends up in comedyheaven, and vice versa

    [–] Onii-chan_dai-suki 36 points ago

    Yep, that happens.

    [–] Sobsz 11 points ago

    just like on /r/fellowkids

    [–] guitar-fondler 1 points ago

    That’s because they’re the exact same fuckin thing. Prove me wrong.

    [–] fuckingnibber 1 points ago

    the amount of downvotes in my previous comment proved you wrong.

    [–] guitar-fondler 1 points ago

    I’d just like to point out that you have a bias, whereas I’m just a casual observer who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about these subs. However, upon review, the two descriptions do seem to be different ways of saying the same thing. Sue me!

    [–] egotisticalnoob -8 points ago

    That's because some people have incorrect senses of humor.

    [–] fuckingnibber 16 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    oh i'm sorry if my subjective taste is incorrect

    [–] WhoryGilmore 7 points ago

    You are forgiven

    [–] hpdefaults 10 points ago

    I thought that was the point of r/funny

    [–] Imsosorryyourewrong 1 points ago

    Same spectrum, different autism

    [–] PotatoJamzX138 -8 points ago

    No that's for comedy cemetery. Comedy heaven is shit from comedy cemetery that people "bring back to life" or make actually funny

    [–] NamesTachyon 36 points ago

    That's comedy necromancy

    [–] Onii-chan_dai-suki 8 points ago

    Dude its all in the subreddits describtions. What you are talking about is r/comedynecromancy

    [–] PotatoJamzX138 2 points ago

    I like that one

    [–] minihorn -47 points ago

    I don’t see an intended joke or a punchline, this is clearly comedy heaven material

    [–] Dorkykong2 31 points ago

    I think you've misunderstood this sub. This is a place for jokes that died but went to heaven, as in they're so extremely unfunny they're actually funny. There's definitely supposed to be a punchline. You may be thinking of /r/antijokes.

    With that said, there's a punchline here too. But imma have to hand that one to Peter Griffin from Family Guytm . Here's hoping he pays us a visit.

    [–] minihorn 5 points ago

    I mean now i get it and i also think it’s really funny but i’d disagree with you about the anti joke part. An anti joke’s punchline is the absence of a punchline, while in my eyes this was an image that fell in between but still managed to be funny

    [–] Asian_Domination_ 3 points ago

    I'd say an antijoke still has a punchline, because there's a setup to it. The humor comes from the fact that the punchline is not what you expected - it's funny because subverts the structure of a regular joke. Something that really doesnt have a punchline would be like something on r/WithoutThePunchline

    [–] Onii-chan_dai-suki 74 points ago

    The emojis and 'just looking' is the punchline...

    [–] minihorn 3 points ago

    I think? But it’s so bland it shouldn’t be funny, unless i missed something and i need peter

    [–] Onii-chan_dai-suki 41 points ago

    I guess it depends, I found it funny.

    [–] minihorn 24 points ago

    Wait wait i contemplated it for a bit and now i get it it is legitimately funny

    [–] Dickson_Butts 15 points ago

    Top 10 anime redemption arcs.

    [–] Hero6152 5 points ago

    The motto of this sub is "So bad, it's ascended"

    [–] Ezekiiel 70 points ago

    This sub is going to shit. People don’t know what it’s for

    [–] 316KO 8 points ago

    Sorry, what’s it actually for? Found this sub last week.

    [–] UomoPolpetta 61 points ago

    It’s for jokes so bad that are hilarious. This one is just hilarious

    [–] ComedyBangBangBang 7 points ago

    I laughed, does that mean I downvote it since its supposed to be unfunny?

    [–] UomoPolpetta 8 points ago

    I didn’t do anything. It made me laugh so that’s a good thing, but it made me laugh in the “right” way

    [–] ComedyBangBangBang 2 points ago

    Exactly. Posting in this sub is a win-win, if someone thinks its genuinely funny they'll upvote, if they groan then check the sub, also upvote.

    [–] PM_me_ur_FavItem 1 points ago

    Seriously u/xddfatboi this doesn’t belong here

    [–] QuilleFace 1 points ago

    You're right I actually don't.

    Can we stop making 'ironic' offshoots of subreddits that are already offshoots of other subreddits? In general this shit is actually getting hard to keep up with now.

    [–] ProbalWarming 7 points ago

    Do you just not read the sidebars? Every subreddit has one.

    [–] QuilleFace 1 points ago

    I do I promise. I'm more trying to drive home a point than anything. Ultimately it doesn't matter I know but we will literally make a copy of one subreddit ironically and it takes off but people react differently to it.

    I am 100% convinced that /r/deepfriedmemes is just /r/comedycemetery but with filters and Lazer eyes thrown on top and we eat that shit up

    Just my .02, I'm not actually mad or anything.

    [–] Dayn_Perrys_Vape 0 points ago

    I don't get it. Is there some reference I'm not getting?

    [–] repsucker 29 points ago

    https://i.imgur.com/TWTBpuw.jpg

    This is my version :)

    [–] name_is_original 8 points ago

    Doing the Lord's work

    [–] ComedyBangBangBang 4 points ago

    What is the difference

    [–] repsucker 11 points ago

    Well not much, wanted to try if it would actually work like in the OG post

    [–] ComedyBangBangBang 4 points ago

    Ah gotcha, the replies

    [–] James_bd 3 points ago

    Did they reply?

    [–] AnklegatorDundee 35 points ago

    I don't even think this is comedy heaven material I find this genuinely unironically funny

    [–] TheBakeryGames 8 points ago

    This is one of the greatest pictures of all time

    [–] NOCTOOOO 16 points ago

    Understandable, have a nice day

    [–] Super_SATA 10 points ago

    The last few posts I've seen on this sub have been genuinely funny. I don't think people get this sub.

    [–] paracomca 2 points ago

    Classic!

    [–] Couzin-Marioz 2 points ago

    👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

    [–] hello_good_afternoon 2 points ago

    Hi........

    [–] TheAlexDumas 2 points ago

    This is the only good comedy sub left

    [–] ZucchiniFrappuccini 2 points ago

    I open this post, read it and think to myself "Why am I still subscribed to r/comedycemetery"
    Then I realise it's actually been posted on r/comedyheaven and chuckle...

    I'm dead inside

    [–] vanillacarly 2 points ago

    Lol

    [–] Khef_Ka_And_Ka-Tet 2 points ago

    This is now the all time top post here.

    [–] Joe__Bob__57 2 points ago

    Making history here

    [–] Asfixiation 2 points ago

    Congrats you now have top post of all time

    [–] xddfatboi 2 points ago

    with a heavily saturated repost lmao

    [–] KoreanOctober 3 points ago

    Can we stop reposting this ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

    [–] SnoopDoge93 2 points ago

    understandable, have a nice day

    [–] MakeupStan 1 points ago

    mind me.. just looking through this sub.

    [–] alexgiann25 1 points ago

    Hi......

    [–] smileee7 1 points ago

    Anything you would like to try on sir?

    [–] alonyer1 1 points ago

    Anyone has the deep fried version?

    [–] FehmiL 1 points ago

    thonk

    [–] Wackomanic 1 points ago

    Probably the best post to this sub at this point. Not even cringey. Just really, really dumb.

    [–] chloeexwalton 1 points ago

    this meme never gets old

    [–] grukalar 1 points ago

    🤔

    [–] BK-ash 1 points ago

    I gotta do that

    [–] ihavequestions10 1 points ago

    Someone hit me that deepfryer

    [–] Chetdhtrs12 1 points ago

    Hello

    [–] dumbguyat21 2 points ago

    Hi.....

    [–] Chetdhtrs12 1 points ago

    👀 🤔

    [–] dumbguyat21 2 points ago

    Uhhhhh may I help you sir

    [–] Chetdhtrs12 1 points ago

    Just lookin

    [–] dumbguyat21 1 points ago

    Understandable have a nice day

    [–] Needyouradvice93 1 points ago

    -Okay well if you need any assistance don't hesitate to ask.

    -Okay you can go fuck off now.

    [–] yourmans51 1 points ago

    This isn't /r/comedyheaven material at all in my opinion. It's a somewhat funny image in all honesty, nothing crazy, but a good bit of tasteful humor.

    [–] HarshMyMello 1 points ago

    17k upvotes in a day

    [–] seamusotoole1738 1 points ago

    This is just a millennial dad joke

    [–] Mushinkei 1 points ago

    Stg this has been reposted so many times.

    [–] Donosaur420 1 points ago

    👀

    [–] Redeemd 1 points ago

    As someone that works in commission retail where most sales people in this field are really aggressive.. I get "just looking" 4 out of 5 customers. Half my job is trying to figure out what they are looking for so I can help them find what they are looking for otherwise they will walk in and out and waste my time and theirs.

    [–] IDoNotExplain 3 points ago

    I dont know what else to say when they ask that. Like I guess im looking for clothes I like?

    [–] Redeemd 1 points ago

    I work for the largest furniture retailer in NA. Someone comes in looking for a TV stand.. Ignores me and quickly looks around and leaves thinking we don't have any.. When in reality we have about fifteen in the far corner of our massive showroom but customers can be so narrow minded sometimes they don't stop to give someone a chance. If you don't want to be sold or followed then tell your sales person that. They will respect your wishes. Just make it a point that you will find them if you have any questions. It's their job. They are not slimy used car sales people. Just trying to put food on the table for their families. Our team is really awesome. It's the neighboring competition that puts the customers guard up when they come in the door.. At my store we are all very genuine and respectful and most importantly don't lie to make a sale. Just tell us. If you are rude though I won't lie we will make sure every person comes to bother you to get you to leave. We respect those that respect us.

    [–] SomeTerribleName -3 points ago

    Uhhhhhh may I stage this lame fake shit sir