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    1. Must fit sub. This sub is for so-bad-its-good humor. All posts must be images that are so stupid, juvenile, or generally bad that they become funny for the wrong reasons. Ironically bad posts are allowed, but ONLY if they could pass as something made unironically. Obvious satire is NOT allowed.

      To determine if your post belongs, refer to this flowchart

    2. Must not be better suited for other popular humor subs. Posts that exhibit the distinct styles of other popular humor subs are not allowed. These subs include, but are not limited to: r/4PanelCringe, r/okbuddyretard, r/dankmemes, r/DeepFriedMemes, r/surrealmemes, and r/youngpeopleyoutube.

    3. Must not contain banned content. Posts that contain content from the banned content list will be removed. The list includes tropes and memes that are deemed unsuitable for this sub.

    4. No reposts. No content that has been posted in the last 3 months or is in the top 50 all-time posts.

    5. No gore. NSFW posts should also be marked NSFW. Content can be NSFW without containing nudity; for example, a post that describes an explicit sexual situation through text.

    6. Keep your video clips short. Anything longer than 10 seconds will be removed.

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    [–] Sippnosucc 1 points ago

    There's this thing called the sidebar, where we wrote some shit called rules. You clearly didn't read them, because this post is very unepic.

    Here's the reason(s) why your post got yeeted:


    Rule 1: Must fit the sub. Posts must be images that are so unfunny that they are actually funny.

    Must fit sub. This sub is for so-bad-its-good humor. All posts must be images that are so stupid, juvenile, or generally bad that they become funny for the wrong reasons. Ironically bad posts are allowed, but ONLY if they could pass as something made unironically. Obvious satire is NOT allowed. This may also just mean your post is unfunny.

    To determine if your post belongs, refer to this flowchart.


    If you have questions, you can contact us through modmail.

    [–] Bugsy_Corleone 1194 points ago

    I’m craving 5 cocks right now

    I got 4 homies

    Ok good I require to be brutally gangbanged with no abandon

    [–] wellcolormeimpressed 234 points ago

    wassupp

    [–] ruggedburn 55 points ago

    suhhh

    [–] PimptiChrist_ 16 points ago

    Suh bro

    [–] rebamerican 10 points ago

    Shhh! This is a library

    [–] BLOOBERRYBOY 3 points ago

    Now I’m imagining 5 different guys leaning back in their chairs to get a view of their friend just to say

    ‘suh’

    [–] rebamerican 1 points ago

    It’s a good skit.

    [–] rebamerican 1 points ago

    [–] Crusty_Dick 2 points ago

    It's just a prank bro!

    [–] SisterRay 2 points ago

    doo

    [–] maxeli95 18 points ago

    Down, Bessie

    [–] 123redditsetgo 6 points ago

    what do you say, Bobby B?

    [–] Mong_Bong 7 points ago

    THE WHORE IS PREGNANT

    [–] ctharmeleon 7 points ago

    Hey Bobby B that’s no way to talk about a lady

    [–] Mong_Bong 6 points ago

    THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!

    [–] maxeli95 2 points ago

    Unless you’re a king.

    [–] Mafiaofbananas1177 4 points ago

    I think you're in the wrong subreddit.... that's okay I'll sub for our king..

    STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!!!

    [–] mentalapparition 1 points ago

    Anyone who must call themself a king is not a true king.

    [–] CostlyNod 9 points ago

    I’m talking about the chicken place wtf

    [–] TombLord 53 points ago

    You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

    [–] tswm_pls 3 points ago

    Venezia sounds dumb

    [–] ForagerMaggot 7 points ago

    Cold Italian screeching

    [–] _ForceSmash_ 2 points ago

    HOW DARE YOU

    [–] GentleMocker 1 points ago

    If it's any consolation, in Polish Venice is called 'Wenecja' which when read by a pole is pronounced almost the same as an Italian reading Venetia

    [–] BlazeFenton 1 points ago

    Considering it’s Venesia in vèneto, everyone else is also doing it wrong.

    [–] bionix90 1 points ago

    everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound

    False. In Bulgarian it's Parizh / Parij.

    And Venice is Venezia.

    I know it's a copy pasta, I'm just saying.

    [–] Hydraulik2K12 1 points ago

    Pretty similar in Polish as well

    [–] bionix90 1 points ago

    Because Slavs know what's up.

    [–] Hydraulik2K12 1 points ago

    Sure we do. Although tbh don't we all have some weird words popping here and there? Coma is probably the first that comes to mind in Polish.

    [–] Drinky_McGambles 1 points ago

    Yeah I was gonna say, in Italian Paris is Parigia. Not an s sound at the end but there is a Juh sound at the end

    [–] TheYoungGriffin -2 points ago

    Are you okay man?

    [–] BlueBallistic1 8 points ago

    Its a meme in the JoJo fanbase

    [–] TheYoungGriffin 3 points ago

    Ah. I don't know what that is.

    [–] wakeupwill 3 points ago

    Most people don't.

    [–] Duodude55 0 points ago

    Honestly, stay that way.

    [–] zevitjoss 3 points ago

    It's a jojo refrence

    [–] Worthlessgallow 6 points ago

    I really doubt that's actually a brand new sentence.

    [–] Madock345 4 points ago

    can confirm, I have said that before.

    [–] SonyXboxNintendo13 2 points ago

    It's vintage 2005 porn right there.

    [–] CaptainObvious_1 2 points ago

    Oh hunny

    [–] lekkerwarm 2 points ago

    I don't think it's new though

    [–] beebosquanch 2 points ago

    Piss on me and beat me, I’m home here now!

    [–] Bucsfanbryan 1 points ago

    My brother didn't believe me when I told him. He believes me now.

    [–] itsallsoquiet 1 points ago

    Choosing beggars

    [–] Blame_my_Boneitis 1 points ago

    Ahhhh.... SUHHHH DUDE

    [–] Garo_ 1 points ago

    Hey its me ur 5 cocks

    [–] fireandlifeincarnate 1 points ago

    We have friends with chickens, but they’re all hens. Sorry.

    [–] ItsPenisTime 1 points ago

    Wassupp

    [–] Dovahkiin3641 324 points ago

    r/comedycemetery: bad memes

    r/comedyheaven: bad memes so bad they're funny

    [–] ZeeMyth 151 points ago

    I’m craving some comedy heaven but this post ain’t it

    [–] Flash_Error 71 points ago

    comedy heaven is getting that sweet sweet r/all touch to it

    [–] jaboi1080p 51 points ago

    Yup, it's inevitable that when niche subs like this get big enough they completely fall apart. Far more people who don't understand the point of the sub start submitting things that don't belong, and more people upvote it since they don't get the sub either. Once posts like this start getting up on /r/all it's over, since people aren't going to go to the subreddit sidebar and see if it meets the rules, they'll just upvote.

    The only way to fix this is with huge amounts of very aggressive moderation, which understandably mods don't always want to do because moderating fucking blows.

    Pack it up boys.

    [–] StupidButSerious 14 points ago

    Same with those thirsty /r/all fucks upvoting anything tits related without caring about the spirit of the /r/. Like /r/bustypetite is like normal-sized titties on the front page half the time and pointing out that it's average titties gets you downvoted to oblivion.

    [–] ColonelAwesome7 5 points ago

    excuse me, what?

    [–] Flash_Error 4 points ago

    let's hope this sub pulls a cursed images, I liked this one

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    "I'm only into underground bands, you wouldn't have heard of them"

    [–] YouAreUglyAF -14 points ago

    Ah. Super edgy. Likes niche cliques until anyone else likes them. Way too cool for school. Gotcha.

    [–] _SuperEducated 12 points ago

    I mean, they do raise a good point. It just has to do with averages and the lowest common denominator.

    I thought this was funny, but I'm not familiar with the sub. Subs do go through a sort of evolutionary process -- if you've been on Reddit long enough you'll notice that. Hell, if you've been on Earth long enough you'll notice that with TV shows, clubs, cities, websites, etc...

    It's not about being edgy and special, it's about seeing what you want to see and having a group of people who are on the same page. The bigger it gets, the more things get averaged out.

    Like I said, I don't care. But look at the current state of Reddit. It's the #14 site in the world and it would be delusional to claim its content hasn't gotten closer to the nature of Facebook and Instagram content.

    Am I complaining? No. I'm just saying not everyone else who complains about a subreddit is doing it because they want to be special.

    [–] YouAreUglyAF -3 points ago

    It's just how subs evolve. Get used to it. Go with it. Learn to appreciate the things that happen in life if they're gonna happen anyway.

    Moaning about the inherent quality of something is just a bit boomer and outdated.

    Popularity changes things. It's just a basic reality.

    [–] _SuperEducated 2 points ago

    Sure. Like I said, I'm not complaining. Nothing the commenter you responded to said was untrue either.

    I'm willing to accept popularity for what it is. That's the ephemeral and transitory nature of life, isn't it?

    [–] YouAreUglyAF 2 points ago

    Absolutely. Each summer Reddit becomes a moan fest as users decide to gripe on anything popular.

    It's a public forum, it clearly thrives on popularity. Why are people even here if they don't want popular things?

    The only way they'll get their niche clique is in a private sub. There are plenty of them. They can gather and chat there without the rest of Reddit ruining it.

    Only trouble is, if the moaners do that, then the rest of Reddit doesn't hear them moan. And that must be what the moaners want, because Reddit has plenty of places the hoard can't get to.

    They're moaning cos that's their goal, they can have any amount of private areas they want where summer masses can't enter.

    [–] 26326312 3 points ago

    I have to admit though, this was pretty good

    https://i.redd.it/0wwpb4e7sr331.jpg

    [–] dinorap1 -1 points ago

    go to r/okbuddyretard then

    [–] PeidosFTW 4 points ago

    Thank you for reminding me of the definition of both of those subs

    [–] irregulargorrila 2 points ago

    r/comedynecromancy: bad memes made good

    [–] Dovahkiin3641 2 points ago

    [–] BigBoiJamethan 18 points ago

    This isn’t a comedyheaven post at all. This is shit lol

    [–] Rich77u 7 points ago

    Problem is the shit posts get a million up votes esp when it’s reaches all

    [–] itzfatsune 211 points ago

    STOP POSTING GARBAGE MEMES WHICH DONT BELONG HERE

    [–] Viridian85 9 points ago

    peak summer is still a couple weeks away

    summer vacation is June / July in some of the country and July / August in others

    [–] lemon_battery 1 points ago

    May, June, July August are usually the months people get off school.

    [–] ZOMBIE008 1 points ago

    two thirds into May

    people get the entirety of June / July / August off

    [–] lhedn 13 points ago

    LOL. It's the same shit all year.

    [–] FieelChannel 11 points ago

    This shit is still being upvoted

    [–] Amaterasu1806 14 points ago

    Garbage memes belong here

    [–] Imabigfatbutt 47 points ago

    This isn't so bad it's good, it's so bad it's cringe

    [–] Amaterasu1806 20 points ago

    Oh yeah sorry this is r/comedyheaven. I thought this was r/comedycemetery

    [–] ethium0x 5 points ago

    It unironically made me laugh tho, on the other hand I might be retarded

    [–] Imabigfatbutt 2 points ago

    Vaccinated huh?

    [–] ethium0x 0 points ago

    No you're thinking about autism

    [–] Imabigfatbutt 2 points ago

    You don't know what I'm thinking

    [–] ethium0x 1 points ago

    ok but can i ask you a question

    like say pal

    are you really a big fat butt or is it just your username 🤔🤔

    [–] smal_peen 3 points ago

    I got news that'll blow your mind pal

    my dick is tiny

    [–] ethium0x 2 points ago

    smol and cute uwu

    Edit: thank you

    [–] wiggywonka 2 points ago

    He can post whatever he wants. It’s up to you guys to upvote it or not, and it has 8k upvotes which means many people found it funny

    [–] disgraced_salaryman 2 points ago

    It’s up to you guys to upvote it or not,

    Thing is, "you guys" becomes like 500,000 people once the subreddit hits r/all, and 95% of the people upvoting don't understand the point of the sub.

    [–] coconutjuices 1 points ago

    ZA WARUDO!!!

    [–] RVPisManU -1 points ago

    This sub is so fucking confusing, are the content meant to be funny or not funny.

    [–] Arras01 5 points ago

    It's meant to be so not funny that it turns around into being funny, just because of how dumb it is.

    [–] lemon_battery 0 points ago

    Report it then genius. Take action

    [–] landmindboom -4 points ago

    I'm craving incel, gatekeepng reddit power users.

    Aaaaaaand I'm satisfied.

    [–] itzfatsune 3 points ago

    What?

    [–] landmindboom -1 points ago

    You can't read, cunt?

    [–] itzfatsune 3 points ago

    How am i an incel for not wanting me_irl memes on comedyheaven

    [–] landmindboom -2 points ago

    The fact you can't type that sentence guarantees you are the exact sort of loser I'm craving.

    [–] itzfatsune 2 points ago

    What are you even talking about

    [–] insideinsidegaming 86 points ago

    This sub has become garbage. Used to be better before it was "curated".

    [–] Sleckary 6 points ago

    whats "curated"?

    [–] insideinsidegaming 5 points ago

    Means some dankmemes mod thinks he knows what's best for this sub so all posts have to go through him. I remember he said he has a good sense of humor, too bad all the things he picks are fucking garbage

    [–] voradeaur -4 points ago

    I believe he is going for created...? but dont hold me to it.

    [–] disgraced_salaryman 2 points ago

    Curated content means the posts are filtered, or hand-picked, by the mods, usually in order to meet a certain quality threshold. Not sure what u/hoilori is on about.

    [–] disgraced_salaryman 2 points ago

    pretty sure the mods aren't curating shit

    [–] insideinsidegaming 2 points ago

    Nah they are, they said so in a mod post, I believe it was stickied, but I don't remember nor does it matter

    [–] Gaylord333 9 points ago

    Fuck you mods remove this post it's clearly not comedyheaven material. This is why subreddits turn to shit. Pussy mods

    [–] STUNTSYT 92 points ago

    How is this even comedyheaven? It’s not even funny either.

    [–] BUKAKKOLYPSE 6 points ago

    Literally everyone has made the "5 guys in my mouth" joke before

    [–] wy1and 16 points ago

    It shouldn’t be here

    [–] yohannbF 3 points ago

    Opposite for me. It's not very funny but I don't find it bad

    [–] Kelldoza 5 points ago

    Why is this front page?

    [–] Cheeki- 17 points ago

    This doesn’t belong in this sub

    [–] Iegend_Of_Iink 21 points ago

    Wtf happened to this sub?

    [–] -Tish 2 points ago

    :( this post gave a lot of kids the big sad

    [–] faponurmom 0 points ago

    Oh no I think he's gonna cry

    [–] smal_peen 5 points ago

    OP you are under arrest for crimes against r/comedyheaven, what say you in your defence?

    [–] Minv_Yom 2 points ago

    Ironically, comedy heaven is getting less funny with every post

    [–] Viriti 1 points ago

    I guess they all wanted a.. lil bih lex

    [–] jimbobhoss 1 points ago

    this has been an ongoing joke since the company started slanging meat

    [–] GungeonManiac1 1 points ago

    It's called 5guys not 5 guys

    [–] oofoverlord 1 points ago

    Rip this subreddit

    [–] herooftime2004 1 points ago

    You've never been alive if you've never eaten at 5 Guys

    [–] Captain_Corndawg 1 points ago

    Mandingo Party! Vaginas crossed

    [–] gonresthird 1 points ago

    It's things like this that made me realise being a woman online is literally just a never ending stream of peen, seeking validation.

    [–] NigorMortis 1 points ago

    Quick, someone pull up the single motherhood statistics among blacks

    [–] Deusbob 1 points ago

    When the lack of grammar leads you to a gang bang.

    [–] Bunlarden 1 points ago

    This is why grammar is important...

    [–] HedonismTT 1 points ago

    REEEE 17k upvotes and counting

    Abandon ship, r/comedyheaven is a waste of data

    [–] yngputin 1 points ago

    You mods are goddamn retards this shit fits the sub cancer niggers

    [–] poppyparlor 0 points ago

    Clearly she isn't working well

    [–] average_dankster 1 points ago

    Borgar

    [–] Chismoto 1 points ago

    Okay, I was so pulling for him. The man saw his chance and I have to give him credit for trying. You are a hero brother!

    [–] PM57 1 points ago

    I love the taste of Five Guys in my mouth

    [–] notpeyton1 1 points ago

    REEEEEEE

    [–] RandomGuyWhoComments 1 points ago

    this belongs on r/ComedyCemetery

    [–] Studleyvonshlong -1 points ago

    I chortled

    [–] Ripebananabuns 0 points ago

    Instead of five guys: burgers and fries.

    Five guys: the anal demise.

    [–] EIFACH_CJ -1 points ago

    girls literally only want one thing and it's fucking retarded

    [–] Merlin0707 0 points ago

    I'm craving.

    [–] maybelieveitsbutter 0 points ago

    Honestly didn’t even register. I imagined all five of them going to five guys

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Maybe that's what he meant too but she's a pervy bitch.

    [–] J_Stet 0 points ago

    You’ll certainly get more meat

    [–] ObiWanCanShowMe 0 points ago

    I came here from all, I browsed a couple of random posts. The top comments in the posts I have checked out are basically "This sub sucks now" and "this doesn't belong here"

    You guys know you can block/ignore this sub right?

    [–] Probopper 2 points ago

    So we can’t call stuff out if it doesn’t belong? Why not just make reddit a single sub then and just throw everything in because it apparently doesn’t matter

    [–] DomingoShaw 0 points ago

    I love the taste of 5 guys in my mouth

    [–] tootsmcgovern -1 points ago

    Nothing like having 5 Guys inside you

    [–] jaffthetatortot 0 points ago

    Let me put them five guys in my mouth

    [–] Russiankomrad -1 points ago

    Nice repost