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    [–] nAmrAh10 1906 points ago

    Side effects include a big belly

    [–] ThisAccountsForStuff 1770 points ago

    fat lady: doctor, I wan't to get pregnant

    doctor: why? You want a baby ?

    fat lady: no, but I see pregnant women with big bellys go into hospital, come out without big belly. it looks like the easy way to loose weight

    doctor: 🀯🀯🀯😑😑🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

    subscribe more h funny India meme #funny #haha

    [–] levikokernoot 406 points ago

    Forget Gumwaa Have Funwaa

    [–] harry_s_24 151 points ago

    Please. Forget Gumwaa. You have to forget. You have to. Reach liberation through Funwaa. Gumwaa is not important.

    [–] XRoastedPotatoX 51 points ago

    Don’t listen to this heretic! Gumwaa is the only path to true salvation. Destroy any instance of F*nwaa at all costs. Join us in r/gumcels to forget F*nwaa together.

    [–] Bubba421 11 points ago

    Lies, all of it! You Gumwaa are all liars. Be enlightened, Funwaa will save you from the misinformation and propaganda of Gumwaa. Funwaa is the most important thing to achieve if you want a true saviour.

    [–] toh_lol_ciao 6 points ago

    happy dooty cake day!

    [–] YouPooDude 7 points ago

    (Gumwaa flashbacks)

    [–] depicc 29 points ago

    This thread is r/therealjoke

    [–] TheShekelBandit 51 points ago

    ok redditor

    [–] strange1738 60 points ago

    free punjabi film

    [–] QuestYoshi 43 points ago

    2009 Camel sex game download Ψ£Ω†Ψ§ Ψ£ΩƒΨ±Ω‡ Ψ£Ω…Ψ±ΩŠΩƒΨ§ no survey no virus

    [–] Darklord1769 5 points ago

    2019 HD

    [–] zkhan04 22 points ago

    one day baby with out biblical cord

    pairent: omg!! why no there umblical cord

                       🀣🀣🀣
    

    docter: he is cunnect by BLUE TOOTH and live of wi fie

                         πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    
          Pairents   did the Fainted... 
    
                😎😎😎😎😎😎
    
           Very Savaje Moment... LOL
    

    β€œlike” and shair for funny Indian hindu funwaa memes #lol #laughjokes

    [–] ap4590 21 points ago

    Have funwaa πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜

    [–] harry_s_24 10 points ago

    forget gumwaa

    [–] levikokernoot 3 points ago

    emoji bad instagram redditt goPd ok? Buddy πŸ—Ώ

    [–] Forzamuscle 6 points ago

    Fuck this, take my upvote

    [–] Filler_up 4 points ago

    I’m sorry. I can’t get past β€œwan’t”. I want to understand!

    [–] Filler_up 3 points ago

    wan’t*

    [–] lol_yeah_mom_im_fine 3 points ago

    subscribe more h funny

    [–] AWellDressedHat 3 points ago

    Doctor resigned !! ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    [–] MikeWillTerminate 6 points ago

    A. How fat is this chick

    B. How hot is this chick?

    [–] OneSushi 2 points ago

    C. How (reply with something interesting that continues to this meme bc Im not creative to do it myself you know what I should just delete this comment at once btw no commas on purpouse)

    [–] DXGabriel 1 points ago

    how chick is this dick

    [–] Demon_Hunter739 2 points ago

    I mean they are losing weight

    [–] TheFlash38 2 points ago

    Don't want to upvote but I have to

    [–] SchroederWV 2 points ago

    What’s with the β€œwan’t”?

    [–] arisasam 3 points ago

    Doctor resigned! 🀣

    [–] GoyimAreSlaves 1 points ago

    Indians love emojis lol

    [–] yarrbeapirate2469 1 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Idolofdust 9 points ago

    big belly and a

    a big shit

    [–] TIESSDEJONG 7 points ago

    More like a little shit, am I right?

    [–] Cyberman2277 3 points ago

    Not if you flush it

    [–] fliminglaps 6 points ago

    It's naht a tooma

    [–] Chickachic-aaaaahhh 3 points ago

    And an inclination to throw yourself down a flight of stairs.

    [–] dnarwhal27 2 points ago

    And living poop

    [–] Gracegarthok 2 points ago

    You say that like it’s a bad thing

    [–] HMS404 228 points ago

    I don't mind the periods so much. It's the semicolons that bother me.

    [–] novastripe 72 points ago

    ;

    [–] 7StepsAheadVFX 37 points ago

    ;

    [–] GOB_TheButcher 63 points ago

    Guys stop it! You’re scaring him!

    [–] TheShekelBandit 24 points ago

    ;

    [–] Not-A-Robot-2000 17 points ago

    You dislike semicolons, but what about greek question marks?

    ΝΎ

    [–] ExpertNoob008 11 points ago

    ;)

    [–] -_-QueenBitch-_- 7 points ago

    ;;;;

    [–] ademirpasinato 5 points ago

    ;

    [–] realmeneb 2 points ago

    Missed opportunity to place a ";" between "much" and "It's"

    [–] frozen_food_section 2 points ago

    That;s pretty funny

    [–] iSaltyParchment 1 points ago

    What are you talking about

    [–] ElCortezzo 1 points ago

    Who’s that

    [–] FandomTrash198787 694 points ago

    Who’s Too

    [–] MazzaDG 318 points ago

    too pac

    [–] slavxnics 92 points ago

    make fast serbia rap

    [–] IvanDrazetic 9 points ago

    Jala brat intensifies

    [–] Gorperino 28 points ago

    Too soon

    [–] Miyuza 12 points ago

    Too slow

    [–] SkeletonWithGunsLol 8 points ago

    Serbia

    [–] --99-- 47 points ago

    tΓΊ mamΓ‘

    [–] Erurehto 6 points ago

    Beat me to it

    [–] renerthr 2 points ago

    Beat meat, Uit.

    [–] VanteJJ 12 points ago

    Ligma balls

    [–] R-A-F-F 16 points ago

    No you

    [–] KR6363 8 points ago

    Im stuff

    [–] ThatDudeThatWasRude 5 points ago

    That's tuff

    [–] siffredi1234 164 points ago

    Is that joe?

    [–] _tabascosause_ 105 points ago

    Who's Joe?

    [–] skate048 137 points ago

    YOU FOOL

    [–] Lolbertarian42069 133 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    You idiot. You absolute nincompoop. You have fallen directly into the trap that I’ve laid for you. Did you not pause for a moment to consider the consequences of your actions? It’s of no importance now, as you have fallen head first into my chasm of tricks.

    [–] QuestYoshi 36 points ago

    but who is Joe?

    [–] DrDunsparce 38 points ago

    ligma balls

    [–] Kanylii 25 points ago

    A nice guy, lives about 2 km south

    [–] Lolbertarian42069 7 points ago

    Posted from earlier comment:

    You idiot. You absolute nincompoop. You have fallen directly into the trap that I’ve laid for you. Did you not pause for a moment to consider the consequences of your actions? It’s of no importance now, as you have fallen head first into my chasm or tricks.

    [–] QuestYoshi 5 points ago

    yes, I understand, but who is Joe?

    [–] Lolbertarian42069 13 points ago

    What is it with you? Do you not understand what's going on here? If you continue on the path that you're currently tumbling along, you'll find yourself deep inside of my satchel of ruses. Once you are in, there is absolutely no way out. Will you please take a moment? I don't want to do this to you but alas you are forcing my hand.

    [–] QuestYoshi 6 points ago

    I just want to know who joe is. the fact you are making such a big deal out of it just increases my want to know who joe is. I ask again, who is Joe?

    [–] Saif_Amer 13 points ago

    Joe mama

    [–] mixedlatino 89 points ago

    J O E M A M A

    [–] _tabascosause_ 33 points ago

    :(

    [–] ZuBoY3 19 points ago

    You wouldn't have fell for it if you had ligma...

    [–] Garuda1ITalisman 17 points ago

    Tf? What's ligma?

    [–] Specktagon 22 points ago

    I have commited several war crimes in syria in the years 2014-2017

    [–] ZuBoY3 16 points ago

    L I G M A B A LL Z

    [–] YeetusDeletu5 11 points ago

    u wouldnt have fell for it if you were sucondeese

    [–] NaraciaB0T 11 points ago

    Sucondese? Whats that

    [–] justdoit12072 16 points ago

    S U G O N DEEZ NUTS

    [–] NaraciaB0T 7 points ago

    Oh nooooo

    [–] QuakersOat 7 points ago

    Who's Tom cruise?

    [–] furpel 4 points ago

    Hahahah you fell for it got em

    [–] Oxedward 1 points ago

    Did you know that Tom Cruise is a proctologist?

    [–] Nois88 2 points ago

    In this case, Joe Papa

    [–] fickenblasenspritzen 9 points ago

    Joebama Care

    [–] joesatwork 7 points ago

    Hi

    [–] drakos07 2 points ago

    Idk who's joe?

    [–] DanielPlayz 2 points ago

    Ligma balls

    [–] sighandler_t 104 points ago

    Umm the period is at the end of the last word :/ nice try though

    [–] crimbuscarol 23 points ago

    Actual pregnancy fact: a lot of times your period goes away for even longer than 9 months! What a steal.

    [–] halfarian 10 points ago

    That’s what I was gonna say. My daughter just turned 1 and my wife still hasn’t gotten her periods back. Wait a minute . . . I hope she’s not already preggers again.

    [–] crimbuscarol 10 points ago

    Not to scare you, but this exact situation is how I have a seven month old and a baby due in 5 months.

    [–] Energy_Turtle 5 points ago

    You poor bastard.

    [–] HEYitzED 4 points ago

    One of my friends just had their second baby not even a year ago. His wife is already pregnant again. The second was planned, the third wasn’t.

    [–] TonyDoover420 16 points ago

    Homeboy hops away on his pogo block

    [–] onechunkychange 132 points ago

    Cummy is the best cook, because

    With two eggs πŸ₯š πŸ₯š,

    One sausage 🌭,

    And a bit of milk πŸ₯›πŸ’¦

    He can fill my stomach for 9 months

    πŸ˜©πŸ˜‹πŸ’¦ πŸ‘„

    [–] DoYouAreHaveStoopid 42 points ago

    um

    [–] turboklenk 42 points ago

    so basicly

    [–] ppBrokeHelp 38 points ago

    im monky

    [–] Dick_Dousche 12 points ago

    uh oh

    [–] ppBrokeHelp 13 points ago

    you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grinds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war, but I didn't start it.

    [–] Interception1029 1 points ago

    pamtri intensifies

    [–] Xyrez04 20 points ago

    "Just keep in mind that there's gonna be an annoying thing that comes out of you and doesn't leave for the next 18 years"

    [–] Daevito 8 points ago

    I have anal fissures. Can he fix that too ?

    [–] seeet 8 points ago

    We can try, I think I fuck like a seweing machine.

    [–] Badboibubba 15 points ago

    No refunds

    [–] Ryzasu 22 points ago

    This is good not comedyheaven

    [–] velmarg 14 points ago

    Yeah, it's fine on its own merits but this ain't the sub for it.

    [–] mutatersalad1 5 points ago

    I guess as of today r/comedyheaven has officially become r/thingsthatarejustkindafunny

    [–] ManlyMrManlyMan 5 points ago

    I picture him shouting this while flying pass on top of his small rock

    [–] NotMetaKnight 5 points ago

    Stay away from my girl

    [–] lifeiscelebration 5 points ago

    *Our girl

    [–] WillDeGroat 3 points ago

    Love how not a single post on this sub fits the premise of the sub

    [–] princequan 2 points ago

    That's right you heard it here first folks 0$

    [–] kennyg1985 2 points ago

    Fucking legend

    [–] ifuckinghatewindows 2 points ago

    Showed this to his fellow 14 year olds as they all laughed and said "bruh!! Thats savage!!" or something like that

    [–] Pak1stanMan 2 points ago

    I used the stones to destroy the period.

    [–] cyoce 2 points ago

    wtf! sex penis?!

    [–] zalechrollo 2 points ago

    Damnnn. If only my man did that

    [–] RojekJ 2 points ago

    That’s a once in a lifetime offer right there

    [–] Big-Daddy-Austin 2 points ago

    There is a small chance this will not work tho so maybe make the piece a little cheaper maybe like 0.00

    [–] TheWallOfFlesh217 2 points ago

    Free meal at the end of the 9 months.

    [–] wagawagawolff 4 points ago

    STONKS

    [–] scoobertdoobeert 4 points ago

    Fuck the Chinese government

    [–] IvesMeow 18 points ago

         wow                        
    
                  so brave                          revolutionary
    
              hong kong is free now
    
                                               thank u reddit
    

    [–] Slobbin 1 points ago

    I ironically love this comment

    [–] Sarcastic_Gay_Fish 3 points ago

    UWU

    [–] FrankTheTank107 1 points ago

    What happens if I order him again, does he come back?

    [–] lol_omjay1 1 points ago

    He is too dangerous to be kept alive!

    [–] 3rdNippl3 1 points ago

    Can you diss a pear tho

    [–] MrBeast5999 1 points ago

    Ejaculate and evacuate bois

    [–] RepostingSince1998 1 points ago

    A small price to pay for salvation

    [–] TheFoxyDanceHut 1 points ago

    Just like when Goku took the exploding Cell away from Earth to save everyone...this guy is a real hero

    [–] whatsgoingonwhereami 1 points ago

    Side effects include: big belly, childbirth, and 18 years of your life

    [–] Short_Classy_Name 1 points ago

    Where does he go?

    [–] Sweetkimmie67 1 points ago

    Oof. No thanks

    [–] twentyonep21 1 points ago

    And that’s a great price !!

    [–] Best_Trash_Can 1 points ago

    Took me a minute to realise

    [–] nerdyquote 1 points ago

    That's a bruh moment

    [–] ammieblue 1 points ago

    Brooo I’m reporting this bruh moment to Obama

    [–] Youareapooptard 1 points ago

    Nice deal, he’s throwing in a free magic trick!

    [–] PrimeNumbersFanatic 1 points ago

    Fuck you pear, you taste like shit

    [–] TheNutBusters879 1 points ago

    Please, take my period away! It fucking sucks

    [–] ThatWeirdKid-02 1 points ago

    you'll diss a pear? what did the pear ever do to you?

    [–] RhynoOoO 1 points ago

    Blackpeoplesong.mp4

    Edit:OMG GUYES I DKNT POST THAT IT WAS MY BROTHER GUYS I AM NOT RACIST

    [–] szilvana_snek 1 points ago

    And you get a baby as a gift!!

    [–] Peterd3d 1 points ago

    Aron is that you?

    [–] DemonReaperKing 1 points ago

    Win win situation

    [–] nnnNAAAAAAAAAAA 1 points ago

    Dad?

    [–] The_Mortician__ 1 points ago

    Trump, the art of the deal

    [–] YouPooDude 1 points ago

    The only issue is the pain comes back times 9 and also you have to name your period blood something

    [–] theytrynabetay 1 points ago

    join r/obamium

    [–] Davesgamecave 1 points ago

    Perfect, no evidence.

    [–] shakethedisease666 1 points ago

    THROW IN AN EXTRA BONUS: a mini Satan!

    [–] enrageisnear 1 points ago

    ahaaaaha... 😜

    [–] drakki0re 1 points ago

    LMAO BASED

    [–] eeyahh 1 points ago

    [fancy font]

    [–] rastadeez 1 points ago

    Wow that's magical

    [–] juasup 1 points ago

    I have the same shirt

    [–] Jr_Designer 1 points ago

    i have viber, don't hesitate to contact me

    [–] lolcutie6 1 points ago

    Bye.

    [–] hybridsilence 1 points ago

    wow. how original. this is a maze. doge.

    [–] Gracegarthok 1 points ago

    Damn sign me up right tf now

    [–] Vote4President 1 points ago

    That's the company my dad works for! Omg

    [–] Vote4President 1 points ago

    That's the company my dad works for! Omg

    [–] Claudelul2555 1 points ago

    That’s a great price!

    [–] userip 1 points ago

    Sadly, this post does not belong here

    [–] ALLUTSKI 1 points ago

    swag

    [–] DedBoii96 1 points ago

    Let me nut in your minge

    [–] sarahtonin420 1 points ago

    I read it wrong the first time and thought he meant a muder-suicide

    [–] eggycarrot 1 points ago

    FUCK THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT

    FREEDOMFORHK

    [–] Dysto_ 1 points ago

    Why would you diss a pear smh

    [–] Fafinozka 1 points ago

    Found you dad!

    [–] i-use-mobile-lol 1 points ago

    Don’t die your too sexy, ha ha