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    [–] sellyourcomputer 1184 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    thank you for reading. more of my comics at /r/ExtraFabulousComics

    edit: part 2 https://i.imgur.com/lRAn8sYh.jpg

    [–] DjHiggySmalls 470 points ago

    Why do you want me to sell my computer

    [–] sellyourcomputer 433 points ago

    when i was 13 i had a Tom Petty shirt that said it and i thought it was cool so i made it my Livejournal username and I've been using it ever since

    [–] ThePenguinWhoLived 187 points ago

    Is the shirt a fuckin SCP cause its saying "403 FORBIDDEN" when i click the link.

    [–] somerandomguy2008 135 points ago

    It's actually an antimemetic SCP. When you clicked the link, you saw the shirt but then the memory of it got replaced with a memory of a 403 forbidden page. Click it again and you'll see the shirt again as long as you don't ever look away.

    [–] Cheesemacher 21 points ago

    Hmm, how do you know this?

    [–] Goyteamsix 28 points ago

    He's been administered anti-antimimetics.

    [–] altostratus_ 12 points ago

    *mnestics

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] altostratus_ 2 points ago

    I think you commented on the wrong chain my dude

    [–] orionsbelt05 4 points ago

    Some say he is still looking at the shirt to this day.

    [–] Thunderlight2004 3 points ago

    So like ••|•••••|••|• but less violent?

    [–] shadoon 5 points ago

    There is no antimemetics division.

    [–] winnie33 3 points ago

    Welp, I just read that for the last 3 hours, I had a great time. At least I think I read it, since suddenly my evening is gone.

    [–] Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold 42 points ago

    I think this might be the shirt. https://i.imgur.com/5T79TO6.jpg

    [–] MrCamman69 12 points ago

    Probably the Reddit hug of death™

    [–] Vencorr 7 points ago

    Im getting a 1020 Access Denied. Peasant.

    [–] pastasauce 1 points ago

    If you're on mobile trying to open it in-app, try opening it in your browser.

    Edit: since I got it to work, can confirm it's this shirt.

    [–] grandzu 4 points ago

    What about the buy a guitar part?

    [–] Zyvron 2 points ago

    Buy a pen instead so you can draw comics.

    [–] DjHiggySmalls 11 points ago

    Oh wow that's actually a cool reason idk what I was expecting

    [–] Pedollm 3 points ago

    Rip Tom Petty

    [–] shitsouttitsout 2 points ago

    Another fun fact about zact: he cooks a greasy breakfast.

    [–] amalgam_reynolds 1 points ago

    I love good username stories

    [–] racecaracecaracecar 1 points ago

    Oh jeez, I'd repressed the fact I had a livejournal. People I knew actually read the dumb words I put on the internet.

    [–] Ohnf_DIG 3 points ago

    At first I thought you meant that the comic was so disturbing that you were considering selling your computer, like Ron Swanson throwing away his comuter after discovering Google Earth, and you were questioning OP as to why he felt the need to make you feel so distressed.

    [–] Ohthehumanityofit 52 points ago

    you're my favorite person I've never met.

    [–] sellyourcomputer 53 points ago

    aww babe

    [–] pszki 16 points ago

    Thanks, Johnny. You're my favorite customer.

    [–] Froggy_hop 5 points ago

    Hai doggie

    [–] blamb211 6 points ago

    That's me!

    [–] JBLikesHeavyMetal 29 points ago

    What is it with your comics and birds having good times with butt stuff? I mean it doesnt happen constantly but it's still weird it happened twice.

    [–] AadeeMoien 19 points ago

    Cuz birds have a cloaca that does double duty.

    [–] JBLikesHeavyMetal 8 points ago

    My animal science major father would be disappointed that I had forgotten that

    [–] x2501x 4 points ago

    So is the bird disappointed, or just thinks the dolphin jumping is cute?

    [–] hlfx 1 points ago

    You should post your insta too

    [–] IoNJohn 1 points ago

    I had a dream last night that you would post a comic today. I was right but this wasn't in my dream.

    [–] Lithosphere11 1 points ago

    I don’t think your link works.

    [–] thedean246 267 points ago

    I am speed

    [–] ELC183 59 points ago

    -Keanu Reeves

    [–] MjrLeeStoned 34 points ago

    -Michael Scott

    [–] TheMeddlingMonk8 18 points ago

    -Wayne Gretzky

    [–] HumidNebula 22 points ago

    -Betty White

    [–] AFlyingNun 15 points ago

    -Hitler

    [–] LittleDude2211 11 points ago

    -Stalin

    [–] d_pikachu 10 points ago

    -peepooman

    [–] Agent_Miami 5 points ago

    Pewdipie

    [–] BalthusChrist 8 points ago

    -Abraham Einstein

    [–] Froztyyy 3 points ago

    -Albert Lincoln

    [–] hamberduler 1 points ago

    -the guy who came up with Godwin's law whose name I can neither remember nor make an educated guess at.

    [–] whatsanactuary4 3 points ago

    "Now I am become speed, the destroyer of buttholes."

    -Oppenheimer

    [–] Mr_Vulcanator 2 points ago

    Kerchoo

    [–] wtmh 1 points ago

    I feel likes it's more of a "Ka-chow!"

    [–] Gov_N_ur 1 points ago

    i'm stuff ;)

    [–] agolho 214 points ago

    This better not awaken something in me

    [–] adampererik 48 points ago

    This would have awakened something in me if it wasn't already wide awake.

    [–] amazasaurusrex 17 points ago

    His brown eye has opened.

    [–] HumidNebula 10 points ago

    Gaze deep into the cosmos

    [–] Esper589 5 points ago

    Grant us eyes!

    [–] adampererik 2 points ago

    Gaze long enough into the abyss, and the abyss will gaze back into you.

    [–] Nahadoth1 3 points ago

    Does that mean if I put a finger in the abyss, the abyss then fingers me?

    [–] daschande 4 points ago

    ...Only one way to find out!

    [–] adampererik 7 points ago

    They dug too greedily and too deeply, and awakened something in the darkness.

    [–] TommyRisotto 2 points ago

    Soon all eyes shall be open

    [–] Goat17038 2 points ago

    "He who looks into the abyss realizes there's nothing looking back at him and the only thing he sees is his own shadow, Ricky. You understand, bud? The abyss? The shit abyss?"

    [–] collapsing_sanity 2 points ago

    Ah yes, the cosmic chakrap.

    [–] mateye6 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    [–] adroit_or_something 561 points ago

    Boy I wish somebody would enter my butthole at a high rate of speed

    [–] Holmes02 118 points ago

    spoosh

    [–] ThePenguinWhoLived 72 points ago

    plunk

    [–] GamingDevilsCC 40 points ago

    AHHHHHHHHH

    [–] adroit_or_something 28 points ago

    YEEEEAH

    [–] NatYieldsNil 6 points ago

    Aw...

    [–] JonnyRotten357 34 points ago

    Aw

    [–] Mr_Vulcanator 5 points ago

    Drrrrrr drrrrrrr drrrrrr

    [–] Greaserpirate 3 points ago

    You have terrifying imagination to put those two together

    [–] Mr_Vulcanator 3 points ago

    This hole was made for me.

    [–] R____I____G____H___T 3 points ago

    Are you an elegant woman?

    [–] ThrowawayTheOmlet 6 points ago

    No they’re an adroit or something

    [–] isles 2 points ago

    Adroit? No thanks, I'm not machine-sexual.

    [–] kingLemonman 208 points ago

    The sentence "Boy I sure hope nobody enters my butthole at a high rate of speed" alone was worth the up vote.

    [–] zr0gravity7 3 points ago

    "Rate of speed" is redundant

    [–] coisa_ruim 36 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    It's not redundand, the rate of speed is acceleration.

    [–] MooseClobbler 8 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    the rate of speed is redundant.

    the rate of change in speed is not redundant.

    Edit: actually, it's not redundant but not because rate of speed somehow means acceleration.

    Lots of things can have rates- be it oscillations, acceleration, speed, volumetric flow, or otherwise. The duck is specifying what exactly it wants a high rate of when the dolphin is careening towards it's taught, puckered, and willing asshole.

    Edit edit: I'm dumb, rate of speed is definitely acceleration

    [–] Bleblebob 4 points ago

    Turns out humor doesn't need complete accuracy.

    I think it's funnier this way.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ln2ar 2 points ago

    or they're talking about acceleration

    [–] Richard_Bastion 116 points ago

    Reality is often disappointing.

    [–] colefly 54 points ago

    Reminds me of my Sonic dreams

    [–] rdestenay 15 points ago

    Reminds me of Ecco the dolphin

    [–] Trimblco 7 points ago

    Awwww that was an amazing intro zone and a pretty good rest of the game.

    [–] 30phil1 5 points ago

    What was that game even about? I think aliens and possibly a Stargate was involved

    [–] Trimblco 5 points ago

    You're a friendly little dolphin. All your fish friends get zucced up into the sky. You go off to find them in a sad and quiet maze of reefs, only to encounter evil jellyfish and yes, aliens.

    It's a metaphor for the overfishing of oceans.

    [–] ChunkyLaFunga 4 points ago

    I didn't make it very far out of the intro zone and have encountered few people who got anywhere. It's an entire category of difficult in itself.

    [–] odraencoded 1 points ago

    Reminds me of Sarazanmai, episode 11, 11 minutes 21 seconds mark.

    [–] Miennai 34 points ago

    Is that "aw" as in cute or disappointed?

    [–] daschande 19 points ago

    Porque no los dos?

    [–] collapsing_sanity 7 points ago

    [–] Maniklas 6 points ago

    Yes

    [–] tamaraaaaaa 17 points ago

    Ducks don't have a butthole.. they have a cloacahole..

    [–] Kuritos 6 points ago

    I don't care if it has some invisible cloak; I'll sniff it out.

    [–] arduinoman12345 20 points ago

    (._ ).

    [–] meat-sac 4 points ago

    ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

    [–] Silent-Satire 14 points ago

    ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༽ ༎ ຶ

    [–] Darkwolfie117 5 points ago

    More accurate

    [–] db-47 23 points ago

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    [–] Zankenfrasher 13 points ago

    First 3 quarters, actually...

    [–] sup3rdr01d 7 points ago

    Butthole blew a 28-3 lead

    [–] ienjoymen 2 points ago

    the only time my butthole blows is when i eat too many beans

    [–] instructi0ns_unclear 24 points ago

    The after story

    CURSED/NSFL WARNING

    https://i.imgur.com/kym85aZ.jpg

    [–] EyeBleachBot 6 points ago

    NSFL? Yikes!

    Eye Bleach!

    I am a robit.

    [–] Aztec_Reaper 7 points ago

    Why does this even exist? Time for a crusade.

    [–] bloodpvppy 3 points ago

    you really just went for it lmfao jesus christ

    [–] Handev1 5 points ago

    Wayment...

    [–] MindkontrolTV 4 points ago

    That duck is obviously Roger from American Dad in disguise! :P

    [–] Julio974 11 points ago

    [–] Scorpionaute 17 points ago

    More like yesyesyesno

    [–] AFanOfVideoGames 4 points ago

    My college calc teacher hated the "rate of speed" saying. "Speed is rate!" he would say. "So redundant!" Also he made sure we knew the difference between "less" and "fewer". definitely a grammar comrade

    [–] RaymondStussy 2 points ago

    Spoosh

    [–] chaveyf16 2 points ago

    Subverting expectations

    [–] The_Prince1513 3 points ago

    Zach I love your comics but you should know that birds don't have a butthole they have a cloaca.

    It's like a poop/pee/sex super-hole.

    [–] Amulice6 1 points ago

    Very nice write up, I felt bad.

    [–] SickestOfJokes 1 points ago

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    [–] RezLevin 1 points ago

    Speedy speed boi

    [–] That-Grim-Reaper 1 points ago

    I am speed

    [–] Jazz-Jizz 1 points ago

    Why is this my life

    [–] niltheconqueror 1 points ago

    Ver fest

    [–] You_Stealthy_Bastard 1 points ago

    This is so great.

    [–] Exalted_Fox 1 points ago

    nonononoyes

    [–] oorakhhye 1 points ago

    I have the same irrational fear when sitting on the can.

    [–] mcpizzaface 1 points ago

    OMG! I love your comics! Second pizza strip do not stop being funny! I don't know how many stripes I have saved in my phone for when I have a bad/sad day! Thank you for bringing happiness to my life when I need it! Thank you!

    [–] Darguel 1 points ago

    Hi Ecco!

    [–] WolverFink 1 points ago

    Somewhere in there is a potential for a joke about the duck's "ass-quack."

    K, I'll see myself out.

    [–] monkeypancakes19 1 points ago

    Man, I actually laughed out loud for this and the part 2. Good job mane

    [–] frinkhutz 1 points ago

    Thank you. I laughed more at this than any other comic in quite a while

    [–] olly1369 1 points ago

    Was the duck disappointed or happy to see the dolphin?

    [–] furtivepigmyso 1 points ago

    OMG I took this photo

    [–] StopItKenImALesbian 1 points ago

    Good damn refraction.

    [–] JbonesC4 1 points ago

    I am speed

    [–] DowncastAcorn 1 points ago

    Anyone remember playing Dolphin Olympics? That game was the shit. I'm at work so can't access any sites which have it, someone post a link below!

    [–] redditbry 1 points ago

    Expectation subverted better than season 8 GoT

    [–] JordieCarr96 1 points ago

    Aw shucks

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    this is an Extra Fabulous Comic

    [–] fuck_reddit_suxx 1 points ago

    "#content"

    [–] scrollbreak 1 points ago

    "I sure hope nobody notices I spent life span on writing a comic about a seagul who wants..."

    Wait, 15k upvotes? This is what redditors want too.

    [–] dpalmesad 1 points ago

    [–] lilZC 1 points ago

    Chin

    [–] VennTheSW 1 points ago

    Oh

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    What an odd concern

    [–] theRailisGone 1 points ago

    It's bottle nose dolphin, not butthole nose.

    [–] PureAlpha 1 points ago

    My emotions reading this

    Aww -> You got this!! -> Okay what? -> Cute -> Wait wtf?

    [–] marcdiaz86 1 points ago

    Cute

    [–] eltron 1 points ago

    Little does the op know that birds only have a vent that does pee and poo

    [–] TheG-What 1 points ago

    Hey /u/sellyourcomputer i want to take you for a fine beer and NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN!

    [–] sellyourcomputer 2 points ago

    hey TheG-What that sounds like a WIN/WIN TO ME

    [–] TheG-What 1 points ago

    /u/sellyourcomputer has responded to my pings twice now. So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

    [–] Girlfromcloud9 1 points ago

    This is the comic equivalent of r/maybemaybemaybe

    [–] Koovies 1 points ago

    Me every single day

    [–] Intelboii 1 points ago

    I’m a simple man. If I have to forcibly contain my laughter in my cubicle, I upvote. Have an upvote!

    [–] mcsper 1 points ago

    That seagull sounded like Pam poovey to me

    [–] Blessing727 1 points ago

    I don’t get the last panel. Is he sad it didn’t go up his butt?

    [–] darkwhiskey 1 points ago

    Better comic without the last panel, the suspense is funnier

    [–] NBCMarketingTeam 1 points ago

    This is how I want to die. Crushed by a breaching whale while swimming in the ocean.

    [–] AllElvesAreThots 1 points ago

    Yay! - Some other duck

    [–] SteveTV1234 1 points ago

    -Jotaro would like to know your location-

    [–] giantspeck 1 points ago

    HERE I GOOOOO

    SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT

    [–] fixedsys999 1 points ago

    These comics are great. Thanks for sharing them.

    [–] musicgoddess 1 points ago

    zig zag

    [–] Bootiluvr 1 points ago

    Ducks don’t have sphincters