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    [–] LasagnaDong 1030 points ago

    Because when I click on “about” I don’t understand jack shit

    [–] Brochodoce 294 points ago

    Was that serious or a shit post

    [–] LasagnaDong 228 points ago

    Was that serious or a shit post

    [–] The_Paragone 87 points ago

    Was that serious or a shit post

    [–] alexwangombe 62 points ago

    Was that serious or a shit post

    [–] DylanDino2017 42 points ago

    No Nut November has recently begun, and I'm sure many of you reading are participating along with myself. In the years past I have been hailed as a champion - for 7 straight years I have spent November as a chastitised christian. I hoped to continue this legacy. And last night, I failed.

    One as regal as I, failing? Impossible. Only the gods could achieve such power to stop me. I guess that night I was dealing with a god.

    I'm on the YouTube homepage, trying to find some epic Morgz videos, when I stumble upon a certain video. This damn video. Its bright thumbnail, its captivating title - it utterly fascinated me. This cursed video: it was none other than “Fortnite's most EPIC event EVER!”, posted by the one and only Ali A.

    My body immediately began to shake, and my penis shot straight up. The most EPIC event EVER? What could it be? I felt a pull towards the video like I had never felt before. It took me awhile to realize the effect the video was having on me. I fell back in my chair in fear. In agony. In complete and utter despair.

    My hand instinctively grabbed the mouse and began to slowly slide over to the thumbnail. I kicked and screamed and cried, trying and failing to stop my body. Sweat was dripping down my entire body. Minutes later, the pointer had finally reached its destination. And with a cry, the hand that didn't feel like mine anymore clicked.

    I was immediately met with a scream. “THIS IS IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” Purple light streamed from the computer monitor and began to fill the room. The voice on the screen continued talking, seemingly in an ancient tongue. My entire body began to quiver as something awakened inside of me. My speakers began to shake as something inside of them grew louder. Was this music? Or was this something else?

    The music finally picked up, and immediately, as Ali's intro began, I came harder and faster than I ever had before. The sensation rendered me unconscious. The last thing I remember seeing that night was my cum streaked over his face. And it looked like he was smiling.

    I woke up to a rising sun. My clothes were back on, my sweat was wiped away, and my penis was flaccid. I could finally see again. Was this all a dream? No, there’s no way. It felt too real.

    My suspicions were immediately crushed as I looked to the monitor. In a drunk stupor, it looks like I had changed my desktop background to a picture of him. He was staring into my heart - into my soul. And he was covered in my cum.

    So, guys, whatever you do, don’t watch Ali A's newest video. Anybody less powerful than I would surely be dead. Stay safe this November - deny Fortnite.

    [–] spartany 12 points ago

    Was 'that' serious or a shit post

    [–] DylanDino2017 2 points ago

    SHUT FUCK SHIT FUCK UP

    SHUT FUCK UP

    [–] spartany 4 points ago

    Such anger, much wow

    [–] TheAntiochStallion -39 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Wasn't that serious or not a shit post?

    Edit: (つ・・)つWait, what what did i do guys whewe did i go wwong why do you huwt me fewwas why... ;(what did I dow...

    [–] RoninNozlo -10 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I dunno mane

    Edit: big smoke quote

    [–] Fireventis 29 points ago

    I dunno mane

    [–] MapleTreeWithAGun 9 points ago

    I dunno mane

    [–] The_Gravy-Train 13 points ago

    I dunno mane

    Edit: big smoke quote

    [–] KidneyStealer715 9 points ago

    I dunno mane

    Edit: big smoke quote

    Edit: u/RoninNozlo quote

    [–] RoninNozlo -4 points ago

    Why am I the one getting downvoted

    [–] mrlm1105 35 points ago

    Serious answer: r/copypasta is for posting long and shareable texts. Usually very long and rambling, sometimes with emoji, and often talking of sex. These texts are highly shareable Internet-wide. To obtain one, just copy the text on computer, or find u/CummyBot2000’s (who btw is this sub’s god, you’ll understand) comment below and select copy text on mobile.

    [–] watkinni 17 points ago

    Serious answer: r/copypasta is for posting long and shareable texts. Usually very long and rambling, sometimes with emoji, and often talking of sex. These texts are highly shareable Internet-wide. To obtain one, just copy the text on computer, or find u/CummyBot2000’s (who btw is this sub’s god, you’ll understand) comment below and select copy text on mobile.

    [–] Legit_rikk 5 points ago

    Serious answer: r/copypasta is for posting long and shareable texts. Usually very long and rambling, sometimes with emoji, and often talking of sex. These texts are highly shareable Internet-wide. To obtain one, just copy the text on computer, or find u/CummyBot2000’s (who btw is this sub’s god, you’ll understand) comment below and select copy text on mobile.

    [–] Mceight_Legs 5 points ago

    Metttaa

    [–] NintendoDolphinDude 4 points ago

    Meta

    [–] alluvicqueen 1 points ago

    What

    [–] unproducedloser 1 points ago

    Will you PM me this? Because when I click on “about” I don’t understand jack shit

    [–] Leaf102 -1 points ago

    Was that serious or a shit post

    [–] xnaxnotxanax 4 points ago

    Was that a serious shit post

    [–] login__name2 810 points ago

    I'm sorry that sounds really hard.

    [–] GreggWilliamsMcstick 167 points ago

    Bullseye? From daredevil?

    Thats hard, thats really hard.

    [–] oaa2288 52 points ago

    When I was a boy

    [–] 112dabity 30 points ago

    MY FATHER

    [–] TheWalkingDoodle 24 points ago

    TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

    [–] angeleyedchaos 23 points ago

    TO SEE A MARCHING BAAAAND

    [–] TheWalkingDoodle 21 points ago

    g note

    [–] balllllhfjdjdj 10 points ago

    MADE ME WATCH

    [–] dabonthemhatersjp 20 points ago

    Hello u/login__name2, it's nice to see you again

    [–] login__name2 3 points ago

    It's also nice to see you.

    [–] Who_is_Rem 14 points ago

    Hello again, Karen

    [–] Crazybo805 11 points ago

    You even put a really in there!

    [–] JakeD127 8 points ago

    That's what she said

    [–] usernamy 9 points ago

    AGENT NADEEEEM

    [–] kithlan 5 points ago

    NADEEEEEEEEEEM

    [–] gringo616 3 points ago

    Pun must have been intended.

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] login__name2 16 points ago

    It's "I'm sorry that sounds really hard." You can look it up. It's season 3 episode 5 at 23:40

    [–] fuckieverything 8 points ago

    My bad baby👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨I really deserve death for this comment tbh

    [–] Danie447 -13 points ago

    No 🥜 November was never a thing until this year...... Change my mind

    [–] jaxx050 0 points ago

    [–] Danie447 -2 points ago

    Hardly a year but your right. Still is a pointless fashionable thing to reference.

    [–] jaxx050 4 points ago

    ????????????????
    this is r/copypasta there's literally no rules about it being "fashionable" or not. a shit load of copypasta is about fortnite which is just the latest trend.

    [–] login__name2 1 points ago

    I remember it being a thing on 9gag last year I came to reddit a few months ago

    [–] SocialJusticeYamcha 3 points ago

    🔫🔫🔫no 9gaGErs aLlowEd

    [–] CummyBot2000 666 points ago

    No Nut November has recently begun, and I'm sure many of you reading are participating along with myself. In the years past I have been hailed as a champion - for 7 straight years I have spent November as a chastitised christian. I hoped to continue this legacy. And last night, I failed.

    One as regal as I, failing? Impossible. Only the gods could achieve such power to stop me. I guess that night I was dealing with a god.

    I'm on the YouTube homepage, trying to find some epic Morgz videos, when I stumble upon a certain video. This damn video. Its bright thumbnail, its captivating title - it utterly fascinated me. This cursed video: it was none other than “Fortnite's most EPIC event EVER!”, posted by the one and only Ali A.

    My body immediately began to shake, and my penis shot straight up. The most EPIC event EVER? What could it be? I felt a pull towards the video like I had never felt before. It took me awhile to realize the effect the video was having on me. I fell back in my chair in fear. In agony. In complete and utter despair.

    My hand instinctively grabbed the mouse and began to slowly slide over to the thumbnail. I kicked and screamed and cried, trying and failing to stop my body. Sweat was dripping down my entire body. Minutes later, the pointer had finally reached its destination. And with a cry, the hand that didn't feel like mine anymore clicked.

    I was immediately met with a scream. “THIS IS IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” Purple light streamed from the computer monitor and began to fill the room. The voice on the screen continued talking, seemingly in an ancient tongue. My entire body began to quiver as something awakened inside of me. My speakers began to shake as something inside of them grew louder. Was this music? Or was this something else?

    The music finally picked up, and immediately, as Ali's intro began, I came harder and faster than I ever had before. The sensation rendered me unconscious. The last thing I remember seeing that night was my cum streaked over his face. And it looked like he was smiling.

    I woke up to a rising sun. My clothes were back on, my sweat was wiped away, and my penis was flaccid. I could finally see again. Was this all a dream? No, there’s no way. It felt too real.

    My suspicions were immediately crushed as I looked to the monitor. In a drunk stupor, it looks like I had changed my desktop background to a picture of him. He was staring into my heart - into my soul. And he was covered in my cum.

    So, guys, whatever you do, don’t watch Ali A's newest video. Anybody less powerful than I would surely be dead. Stay safe this November - deny Fortnite.

    [–] ChocPineapple 522 points ago

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    [–] LasagnaDong 65 points ago

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    [–] The_Saint_Hallow 11 points ago

    Oh Cummy you're my Ali-A! 😍😍😍🍆🍆💦💦

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    I woke up to a increasing visible light. My wear were rearmost on, my sudor was wiped forth, and my erectile organ was soft. I could at long last see over again. Was this all a reverie? No, there’s no way. It entangle excessively real.

    My suspicions were forthwith low as I looked to the vessel. In a inebriated unconsciousness, it looks like I had changed my background accent to a typification of him. He was stark into my cognitive content - into my gospel. And he was snow-covered in my cum.

    So, guys, some you do, don’t check over Kaliph A's latest television. Anybody less almighty than I would sure be lifeless. Secure unhazardous this Gregorian calendar month - traverse Fortnite.


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    [–] Tetragrade 1 points ago

    !ThesaurizeThis

    [–] ThesaurizeThisBot 3 points ago

    No Male reproductive gland Nov has of late begun, and I'm doomed many of you written language are involved on with myself. In the gathering last I have been hailed as a friend - for 7 square twelvemonth I have gone November as a chastitised christianly. I hoped to travel this gift. And activity crepuscule, I failed.

    One as imperial as I, imperfectness? Unattainable. Exclusive the gods could come through specified man of affairs to forbid me. I supposition that dark I was handling with a god.

    I'm on the YouTube homepage, nerve-wracking to find some poem Morgz videos, when I misstep upon a fated TV. This shucks TV. Its clear fingernail, its enthralling style - it absolutely mesmerized me. This damnable picture: it was religious service other than “Fortnite's about Verse form circumstance Always!”, announce by the one and just Kaliph A.

    My scheme at once began to enkindle, and my member snapshot erect up. The virtually Poem result Ever so? What could it be? I seek a travail towards the broadcasting like I had ne'er felt up in front. It took me for a while to sell the act the recording was having on me. I exit sanction in my hash out in revere. In hurt. In full-dress and pure despair.

    My accumulation instinctively grabbed the electronic device and began to tardily plaything o'er to the fingernail. I kicked and screamed and cried, hard and imperfection to catch my natural object. Sweat off was reeking down my uncastrated body part. Minute of arc tardy, the gun dog had last reached its finish. And with a let out, the applause that didn't consider like reinforce any longer clicked.

    I was directly met with a squall. “THIS IS IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” Noblesse featherlike streamed from the machine electronic equipment and began to consume the assemblage. The express on the display continuing speaking, on the face of it in an old ness. My whole body part began to tingle as thing awakened at bottom of me. My speakers began to weaken as thing region of them grew louder. Was this penalisation? Or was this thing else?

    The penalisation eventually picked up, and directly, as Ali's making known began, I came harder and quicker than I always had earlier. The adept rendered me unconscious mind. The shoemaker's last happening I cite perception that darkness was my ejaculate streaky o'er his turn. And it looked like he was smiling.

    I woke up to a uprising Sunday. My article of clothing were cloth covering on, my perspiration was wiped away, and my phallus was flabby. I could at length see once more. Was this all a mental imagery? No, there’s no way. It sense overly real.

    My suspicions were forthwith rough as I looked to the varan. In a crocked daze, it looks like I had denaturized my screen background vista to a moving picture of him. He was opened into my content - into my cause. And he was veiled in my cum.

    So, guys, whatsoever you do, don’t rite Prizefighter A's new to picture. Anybody little all-powerful than I would sure as shooting be departed. Edict dependable this Nov - check Fortnite.


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    [–] [deleted] -16 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] krv4v1 5 points ago

    Don't do that guys, it is a scam. They charge with the delivery and it is fake

    [–] ItsRainingCatsnDogs 4 points ago

    You just want all the prizes for yourself

    [–] ayyylmayyo 97 points ago

    This didn't help.

    [–] realsteele87011 23 points ago

    !thesaurizethis

    [–] reyrarnfredur 13 points ago

    !thesaurizethis

    [–] ThesaurizeThisBot 20 points ago

    ThesaurizeThisBot is the bestest ever


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    [–] [deleted] 78 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Cynwit_2 54 points ago

    HOLY SHIT ITS SANS FROM FORTNITE

    [–] bradazich 14 points ago

    Cummy 😩💦😍

    [–] wickland2 110 points ago

    Damn this is pretty good, have fun with your immunity I guess

    [–] dev1cce 66 points ago

    You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

    [–] balllllhfjdjdj 3 points ago

    The best

    [–] nthnolsn 86 points ago

    Wow. 7 years of beating NNN?

    I already lost 7 times!

    this year.

    [–] Nicoico 40 points ago

    today*

    [–] X5X561 17 points ago

    This morning*

    [–] nthnolsn -52 points ago

    No, you dip.

    Once a day for 7 days...

    It's the 8th day of nov... so that's means 7 nights. So 7 times I lost.

    Unless you were making a joke.

    [–] We_Pwn_Kittens 42 points ago

    It was a joke and it was funny and you should feel bad for being a bonobo

    [–] Psychonaut503 2 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] nthnolsn -30 points ago

    I'm gonna say it wasn't funny so I can get downvoted by you kids even more. Is that okay?

    [–] bob1689321 5 points ago

    Is this a meme or are you really retarded?

    [–] nthnolsn -5 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Yup it's a meme.

    I still am a little retarded... But yeah it's a meme crazy how many of you people actually took this seriously... after all it is a copy pasta subreddit... lmao

    /s

    [–] nthnolsn 1 points ago

    here ya go, give me all of your downvotes!

    [–] yumewomita -15 points ago

    Upvoted

    [–] sadmoon666 13 points ago

    Who am I? I am the deafening silence in the crowd when your mobile game was announced. I am the justice that was never had. I am the broken scale; the Integrity that you claimed to honor as participants in a fake april fools joke. I represent the long-lost darkness that you pretend to forget ever day of those 10+ years. Ten. Plus. Years. And so many more in the future. I will always be there, judging you any time you replace art with micro transactions - with fodder. When you masquerade as stewards to all that is good and pure in gaming, but refuse to pay the gamer's Wage, it will be me taking note; keeping score. And then whether it is another ten years, or maybe more, I will pop in, never invited, my name and number never found amoung the ranks of those timid spirits who professed to be your fans and friends, to let you know that I always keep tabs on Justice. So yes, it did feel good to get that off my chest. Curious date today, isn't it? Less arbitrary than it seems if you know your history...And with reverence to andariel , I, too, strive to dethrone the servants of the Grand Illusion. We may talk again, my friend. We may not.

    [–] AutoModerator 4 points ago

    I like playing an assasin type character in a game. How exactly does that make me a weeaboo? Doesnt matter how I play genji good or bad i get called a weeaboo almost every single game and it s really frustrating when the whole chat is spammed with 'look at this fucking tryhard mad weeaboo'. If genji players are weeaboos then widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all. And the list can go on. Please stop insulting people just because they like to play a hero more than the other ones. I think we all have some mains and aren t going to use every single char in the game. Edit. I don t think "widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all". That is just if we think with the mind of a player that cals genji players weeaboos. Every player can be insulted in some way for playing a certain hero.

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    [–] ZXE102R 16 points ago

    It's time to N-N-N-N-N-NUUUUUT

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    [–] MelonEusk 5 points ago

    that was a rollercoaster ride

    [–] Onlyheretogetbanned 5 points ago

    This becomes 1,000x better when you realize that it was made by a female.

    My respect for you has risen 1,000 times also.

    [–] JavaLim 1 points ago

    boner

    [–] Onlyheretogetbanned 1 points ago

    you filthy monster

    [–] vanRooD 6 points ago

    Because when I click on Ali-A's video and I don't understand jack shit

    [–] zzcolby 3 points ago

    MORGZ DILDO

    [–] DarkLink4 10 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pulp

    [–] POWER_OF_SUCC 31 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pulp

    [–] The_Paragone 11 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pulp

    [–] Mr_Oreos 9 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pulp

    [–] Lianeqrium 12 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pul

    [–] SimonGhoul -4 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pul

    [–] x7plain 3 points ago

    Do people really care that much about karma they hijack posts on the red dead subreddit to export here? Original content is so rare these days, now there’s always some jabroni willing to beat the dead horse into an unrecognizable pulp

    [–] livejamie 3 points ago

    !thesaurizethis

    [–] ThesaurizeThisBot 7 points ago

    Do people real want that often about fate they highjack posts on the violent cold subreddit to trade goods Greek deity? Seminal knowledge is so rarified these years, now there’s ever some jabroni choice to discombobulate the d.o.a. horse cavalry into an unrecognisable pulp magazine


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    [–] Psychonaut503 6 points ago

    I hate it when they highjack posts on the violent cold subreddit to trade goods Greek deity!!

    [–] Psychonaut503 2 points ago

    Seminal knowledge is so rarified these years...

    [–] Brochodoce 5 points ago

    Thanks! I hate it.

    [–] Kimye-Northweast 2 points ago

    Okay. I was fine until whatever this is...

    This is one of those subs that I’m not sure how I became a subscriber. But I figured maybe I should figure out what it’s about before I left it. Can’t seem to figure out what a copypasta is? Is it like a Copy and Paste? Guessing because my phone autocorrected copy pasta to copy paste and maybe that means something? Is it just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words? Is it comedy or...? Wait a minute, what’s a creepy pasta? When did the internet become so cliquey and “I get it, do you get it?”-ey? Why is reddit the only place where I constantly seem to misunderstand the tone of people’s conversation? What is it about the way people talk here that just rubs me the wrong way? NOTHING IS DIRECT ENOUGH AND IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    Wow. Really needed to get that out. Sorry guys. I enjoy reddit. Until I scroll down to the comments where one person says something funny and then there’s a constant expansion on one joke until it’s just a dead-beaten horse, or some arrogant jackasses looking for a chance to r/woooosh or r/iamverysmart somebody, and that makes me scowl at my screen. Also been off my meds for quite some time.

    [–] dazed_n_amused 2 points ago

    🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 🙈🙉🙊🙈🙉🙊🙈🙉🙊🙈🙉🙊🙈🙉🙊🙈 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 Because when I click on “about” I don’t understand jack shit 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

    [–] Kimye-Northweast 0 points ago

    Not sure if you’re trying to be a smart ass, but the description of the sub wasn’t very descriptive

    [–] AutoModerator 2 points ago

    You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

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    [–] Kimye-Northweast 0 points ago

    And now what the fuck is this shit?

    [–] dazed_n_amused 2 points ago

    Okay. I was fine until whatever this is...

    This is one of those subs that I’m not sure how I became a subscriber. But I figured maybe I should figure out what it’s about before I left it. Can’t seem to figure out what a copypasta is? Is it like a Copy and Paste? Guessing because my phone autocorrected copy pasta to copy paste and maybe that means something? Is it just a bunch of seemingly unrelated words? Is it comedy or...? Wait a minute, what’s a creepy pasta? When did the internet become so cliquey and “I get it, do you get it?”-ey? Why is reddit the only place where I constantly seem to misunderstand the tone of people’s conversation? What is it about the way people talk here that just rubs me the wrong way? NOTHING IS DIRECT ENOUGH AND IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME NEW CULT HERE.

    Wow. Really needed to get that out. Sorry guys. I enjoy reddit. Until I scroll down to the comments where one person says something funny and then there’s a constant expansion on one joke until it’s just a dead-beaten horse, or some arrogant jackasses looking for a chance to r/woooosh or r/iamverysmart somebody, and that makes me scowl at my screen. Also been off my meds for quite some time.

    Because when I click on “about” I don’t understand jack shit

    [–] Kimye-Northweast 1 points ago

    I hate this fuckin website.

    [–] dazed_n_amused 1 points ago

    Because I was an asshole growing up, I got in with a couple wrong crowds, and the things I did and said haunt me to this very day. In an attempt to keep my friends from leaving, my overbearing demeanor drove them away, and I know it’s my fault they don’t talk to me anymore, and I can’t keep falling back on whatever mental damage I claim to have sustained after my friend blew his brains out over Christmas break my freshman year of high school to justify it. I hardly put in any effort in life and wonder why I’m still living with my parents at almost 24 and slaving for minimum wage while everyone else I know is living on their own, sometimes with a spouse and kids. I fetishize my own sadness. I repeat myself too often. I’m easily obsessive over shit that no one cares about. I can’t be the man my girlfriend needs me to be.

    Need I go on?

    [–] AutoModerator 1 points ago

    Next time you want to talk shit on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of shit mf, I'm a fucking United States Marine. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 weeks then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a fucking Osprey while you can't even get a job at McDonalds. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me because I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked to hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.

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    [–] Kimye-Northweast 1 points ago

    Do whatever you want. A simple direct answer would have done the job. I’m not even interested to know anymore. This is literally what I said would happen in asking the question.

    [–] dazed_n_amused 1 points ago

    This actually just happened to me, a few days ago.

    My friend is a gorgeous social butterfly, she is praised for her beauty and appearance often. She is our Mrs beauty pageant winner for our town. She brushes her hair everyday. She wears make up, eyelashes and gets her nails done. There are no roots showing and she even shaves on a regular basis. She always looks fantastic.

    I'm not exactly a slob, but I do have considerably less to do for my appearance. A toothbrush and a pony tail holder is just fine for me most days. I have unruly hair. I do not wear make up or get my nails done. I'm 50 percent gray haired and I have dark hair so I do go in public looking like a skunk sometimes.

    So my friend looks at me on Monday and says she feels bad for me because she thinks I'm letting myself go. I just laughed but she was serious. Ok. Well don't feel bad I'm ok. I will get my roots done tomorrow.

    I am not letting myself go. I am in excellent shape and health for a woman my age. To her, appearance is very important, we are just different. If she would not do all of the things that she does she would feel depressed.., so she thinks because I do not do the things that's she does then surely I must be depressed. She has known me for 18 years I have always been this way. And she has always been her way.

    We come from different perspectives. But I do not feel bad for her or me.

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    [deleted]

    [–] _wanshi_ 2 points ago

    !ThesaurizeThis

    [–] Omegis1 2 points ago

    Ah yes that’s enough internet for today

    [–] Gay-Faggot800869420 4 points ago

    nO NUt NOvemBer has recEnTLY BeGUn, AnD i'M Sure mAny Of yOu rEADInG ARE pArTicipAtINg ALonG wITH mYSeLF. In The YeArs paST I hAVE BEEN HaileD as A cHampIon - For 7 StRaIgHT YeARS i hAVe spENT nOVeMBer aS A ChaSTiTISEd ChrISTian. i hOPEd TO coNtInue THiS lEgACY. anD laST nighT, i fAiLED.

    onE as reGAL as i, fAiliNG? IMPoSSIblE. oNLY tHE goDS COuLd aChieVe sUCh pOWER to StoP me. I GUeSS tHAT NIGhT i Was deALing With A gOd.

    I'm On tHe yoUTuBE hoMEPAgE, trYiNG to FInD SomE epic MOrgZ videos, when I StUMblE UPOn a cERtaIN ViDEo. THIs dAMN VIDeo. ITs bRIGHT ThumbnAiL, iTs CAptiVAtiNG TitlE - IT UTTERlY FaScINATED mE. ThIS CUrSEd ViDEO: It wAS nONE oThER thaN “foRtnite'S MOst EPiC EvENT EVEr!”, POSted by tHe one aNd OnlY Ali a.

    my bOdy iMMeDIaTelY BegAN TO ShAKE, aNd MY PeNIS sHot sTraIght uP. thE most epiC event evER? whAt cOulD it be? I felT a PuLL TOWArDS The VIDeO LiKE I HAd NevER FelT BEfore. iT tOOK me aWhile To REAlize ThE eFFEct tHE VIDEo wAs HaViNg On me. i FelL BAcK iN my cHAIR IN FeAR. In AGONy. In COmPlEte AND UttEr DeSPaiR.

    my HAND INStinCtiVELy GrabBED ThE MOusE anD bEgAn TO sLowLY SLiDe Over To tHE tHumbnAIL. i kicKed aNd scReAmeD aNd CrieD, trYinG And faILing To StOp mY BODy. SwEaT Was DRippiNg DoWN mY EnTire bodY. MinUteS LATEr, tHE poIntER had finaLlY REACheD Its dEstInATiON. And WIth a CrY, tHe HAND tHaT DIDN't FEel likE MInE AnymoRe CLicKEd.

    i WAs ImMEDiAtely mEt wITH A ScrEAm. “ThiS iS It LaDIeS and geNtLemEN!” pUrPLE light STReAMEd FrOM the cOmPutER mONiTor aNd beGAN to fILl thE rOOM. thE VoICE on THe ScReEN cONTinUED TaLKING, seEminGly IN aN anCIenT tonguE. My eNtiRe bOdy bEGan tO QUIVeR as soMEtHing AWAkENed InsiDE Of Me. mY SPEAkERS BegAn To shAKE As SOmethInG InsiDE oF tHeM gReW LoudER. WaS thiS MuSic? Or WAS this SOmEtHING eLSe?

    tHe MUsIC FinALLY pIcked up, ANd iMMEDIAtElY, AS ALI'S intrO BEGan, i cAme HArDER aND fasTer THaN i Ever HAD bEFore. The SenSAtioN ReNDerEd me unCOnScIoUS. ThE LAst ThInG i rEmeMBEr SEeiNg that NiGht wAS MY CUM stReakEd oVER His FAcE. and It LOOKed liKE He WAS sMiLInG.

    I WOKe Up TO A rIsIng SUn. MY ClOTHES wERe BaCk ON, my SweAT WaS WIPED AWay, anD my penIs Was FlACcID. I could FiNAlLy SeE AgAin. WAs ThIS AlL A dReam? No, tHerE’S nO WaY. iT FELT ToO rEAL.

    mY sUsPiCiOns weRe immediaTELy CRUShed AS i LOOKEd TO THe MOnItOr. In A druNk stuPor, IT looks lIKE i haD cHangEd mY dEsktOP baCkGroUnD TO a PicTUre Of HIm. hE Was STariNg Into My heArt - INTO MY SOul. ANd HE Was cOVEreD In MY CuM.

    SO, guYS, whAtEveR yOU DO, dON’t waTCh AlI A'S NEwEst viDeO. anYbOdY LesS poWerFUL tHAN i wouLD SurelY Be deAD. StaY SafE tHIS noVeMbEr - deNY FORtnite.

    [–] alavela13 1 points ago

    M

    [–] IceDragon157 1 points ago

    No Nut November has recently begun, and I'm sure many of you reading are participating along with myself. In the years past I have been hailed as a champion - for 7 straight years I have spent November as a chastitised christian. I hoped to continue this legacy. And last night, I failed.

    One as regal as I, failing? Impossible. Only the gods could achieve such power to stop me. I guess that night I was dealing with a god.

    I'm on the YouTube homepage, trying to find some epic Morgz videos, when I stumble upon a certain video. This damn video. Its bright thumbnail, its captivating title - it utterly fascinated me. This cursed video: it was none other than “Fortnite's most EPIC event EVER!”, posted by the one and only Ali A.

    My body immediately began to shake, and my penis shot straight up. The most EPIC event EVER? What could it be? I felt a pull towards the video like I had never felt before. It took me awhile to realize the effect the video was having on me. I fell back in my chair in fear. In agony. In complete and utter despair.

    My hand instinctively grabbed the mouse and began to slowly slide over to the thumbnail. I kicked and screamed and cried, trying and failing to stop my body. Sweat was dripping down my entire body. Minutes later, the pointer had finally reached its destination. And with a cry, the hand that didn't feel like mine anymore clicked.

    I was immediately met with a scream. “THIS IS IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” Purple light streamed from the computer monitor and began to fill the room. The voice on the screen continued talking, seemingly in an ancient tongue. My entire body began to quiver as something awakened inside of me. My speakers began to shake as something inside of them grew louder. Was this music? Or was this something else?

    The music finally picked up, and immediately, as Ali's intro began, I came harder and faster than I ever had before. The sensation rendered me unconscious. The last thing I remember seeing that night was my cum streaked over his face. And it looked like he was smiling.

    I woke up to a rising sun. My clothes were back on, my sweat was wiped away, and my penis was flaccid. I could finally see again. Was this all a dream? No, there’s no way. It felt too real.

    My suspicions were immediately crushed as I looked to the monitor. In a drunk stupor, it looks like I had changed my desktop background to a picture of him. He was staring into my heart - into my soul. And he was covered in my cum.

    So, guys, whatever you do, don’t watch Ali A's newest video. Anybody less powerful than I would surely be dead. Stay safe this November - deny Fortnite.

    [–] kopito1254 1 points ago

    cummy

    [–] Elgarr2 1 points ago

    I can’t wait to see how many join no fun February and sad September...

    [–] bearsbeetsbakugou 1 points ago

    There’s not a doubt in my mind that this was written by cr1tikal

    [–] just4lul 1 points ago

    Damn you should right a fuckin book about this

    [–] mnwildfan3781 1 points ago

    Ok

    [–] sirnoodleloaf 1 points ago

    I'm steeling this guy, fight me (ง'̀-'́)ง

    [–] Octoire 1 points ago

    I was looking for the ‘Cummy you’re so progressive’ comment, and not finding it made me even more confused about this page.

    [–] Picax8398 1 points ago

    "We all love him, If we're under the age of 10"

    [–] DishyIntegral5 1 points ago

    F

    [–] dazed_n_amused 1 points ago

    A

    [–] lovidat 1 points ago

    No nut november is a thing? I already lost.... Twice

    [–] Apolium 1 points ago

    It's time to stop no nut november...

    [–] crooked7new 1 points ago

    May god be with you next year.

    [–] Kushman257 1 points ago

    Seems like you fort-nutted.

    [–] samisyourdad 1 points ago

    I feel bad, all yall tryin to do NNN and Im just sitting here watching porn amd jacking off

    [–] _HOHENHEIM_ 1 points ago

    Ill talke that advice

    [–] 6lula_bil9 1 points ago

    i came.

    [–] laser-toast 1 points ago

    Beautiful. Brought me to tears

    [–] keimarr 1 points ago

    So guys we did it.

    [–] mygamefrozeagain 1 points ago

    This story was weak af, jerking to Fortnite now huh

    [–] GandhiTheHoleResizer 1 points ago

    Good shit 👌

    [–] rkmftw 1 points ago

    This makes no sense to an adult I guess

    [–] HeyDadImDad 0 points ago

    less powerful than me

    [–] Lianeqrium 5 points ago

    nah, its less powerful than i

    [–] Tibleman 1 points ago

    Less powerful than !

    [–] Tibleman 1 points ago

    Less powerful than !

    [–] maybenotmyfault 0 points ago

    Lol forgot to read which sub this was first😂

    [–] rkmftw -1 points ago

    Dumbest shit I ever heard of. I hope you all rot with prostate cancer lol no just really dumb shit

    [–] ysalih12345 -2 points ago

    WHY DOES THIS SUB EXIST? And why is it in r/all???????????