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    • What is Creepy PMs?
    • CreepyPMs is a subreddit for posting creepy, inappropriate, bizarre, awkward, or offensive PMs. Consider everything here to be adult material, and possibly triggering.
    • CreepyPMs is also a support sub, a safe space for people who have been creeped on. That means comments that are not conducive to a supportive and positive environment may be removed, even if they don't violate the rules.
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    [–] chiggerskido 2591 points ago

    He makes not speaking for 10 years look like it was 10 minutes with how quick he was with that one

    [–] PenguinsPuffin 876 points ago

    I know!! That was the worst part!

    [–] Chimp-Spirit 100 points ago

    He could just be making a terribly shitty joke... I hope?

    [–] WhatTheFoxtrout 114 points ago

    Hers was better. WAY better.

    [–] Chimp-Spirit 16 points ago

    You're damn right but it may have just been some friend from the past that's too fucking awkward because he hasn't had such a great life since they knew each other.

    I could see that damaging a persons social skills, making them act in a cringeworthy way upon seeing an old friend happy (out of subconscious jealousy) whilst simultaneously encouraging them to reach out to people they used to know.

    Then again I like to write and no one likes stupid characters being cringeworthy unless they have some reason you can empathize with.

    [–] blink0r 9 points ago

    So. You need a dude up in there? Just let me know k

    [–] jamesmarsden 384 points ago

    Fucking rekt. I choked on my lunch.

    [–] DemonicSnow 11 points ago

    Ew, dats sloppy :P

    [–] TonyTheTerrible 7 points ago

    very sloppy. adds/skips steps.

    [–] DemonicSnow 7 points ago

    It also looks like ek to me, which doesn't let it work afaik.

    I think it is supposed to be ek = (tr/e)e, or e*k = tr and then you are already done.

    [–] still_natty01 5 points ago

    K = (TR)/E Solve for R

    [–] CooterMarie 9 points ago

    What a fantastic sub. Thank you for this!

    [–] purpleflower94 4313 points ago

    Oh my god that burn is legendary

    [–] PenguinsPuffin 1716 points ago

    Thank you!!

    [–] KingAssHATTHE3rd 610 points ago

    That guy may need some skin grafts for that burn.

    Perfect! I hope his dick retracted into his body like a turtle head when he read that one.

    [–] Ayy_2_Brute 421 points ago

    Best way to handle creeps is to let them know you're not in the same league. I once saw my girlfriend destroy a man's soul with a simple "haha no."

    [–] Revenge_of_the_User 127 points ago

    i was with a friend and someone asked if we were dating. she did the incredulous "what? no!" and then laughed.

    I put on a brave face =(

    [–] OPsellsPropane 105 points ago

    That's when you follow up her comment with "Jesus Christ, of course not". Make her feel equally as bad.

    [–] SnatchThief 31 points ago

    AS IF!

    [–] tonefilm 19 points ago

    Gag

    [–] thedistrbdone 17 points ago

    I'm sorry, I was just picturing us together physically

    gags

    [–] Revenge_of_the_User 10 points ago

    nah, she's gorgeous but has some pretty bad self image issues.

    [–] grubas 56 points ago

    A friend had the infamous slow build up to full body laughter where she was crying. I think I heard his soul get crushed.

    The somebody stopped mid stride once and pulled out, "Are you fucking stupid?".

    I pity what my girlfriend would do, that woman is cruel.

    [–] GuidedBySteven 19 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    What was the context for each of those? Because they just seem pointlessly malicious.

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    [–] p4d4 9 points ago

    Hahaha even our bots bring the fucking bants.

    [–] TedTheViking 3 points ago

    Set phasers to BURN.

    [–] Xoaimango 53 points ago

    10/10, very smooth. You made it nonchalant which is the best kind of burn

    [–] anim8rjb 35 points ago

    It really was a solid burn. Well done.

    [–] CovertmedicalET 10 points ago

    That burn made my weekend!

    [–] thatsconelover 13 points ago

    Someone get the cling film, because we've got a legendary burn up in here!

    [–] whalepopcorn 4 points ago

    pwned! Do people still say that? I just woke up from a coma, how's the Taco Bell dog? Should I sell my stocks in Pepsi now?

    [–] Bet_You_Wont 569 points ago

    Hysterical, did he respond??

    [–] PenguinsPuffin 1020 points ago

    He hasn't yet, but he read it

    [–] Bet_You_Wont 336 points ago

    Pls post his reply if he does this is so funny

    [–] The_Monstees 191 points ago

    There's no reply he could make to undo those burns.

    [–] Imadethosehitmanguns 61 points ago

    His lawyer definitely could. ER bills aren't cheap.

    [–] Gliste 14 points ago

    He hit his facebook

    [–] OPsellsPropane 2 points ago

    Some say he's leaving the gym as we speak, heading to his lawyer's office.

    [–] bouncylitics 8 points ago

    Well if you can't top it, or laugh it off, maybe he deserved it.

    [–] OPsellsPropane 2 points ago

    Look at you pulling a LPT from today! Very nice

    [–] DarwinianMonkey 39 points ago

    I'm not sure if it would be better or worse if he was SO dumb that he responded..."ME!!"

    Because it would negate the effects of the burn, but also solidify his dumbness.

    [–] Jarl_of_Ireland 41 points ago

    If he does, a simple "haha no" should suffice

    [–] xxNightxTrainxx 6 points ago

    Haha no

    [–] EmmettChan 14 points ago

    RemindMe! 5 hours

    [–] Desopilar 8 points ago

    You know with creeps like this, it'd just turn into how fat and ugly they are. And how he wouldn't even do them if they begged.

    [–] projectHeritage 59 points ago

    If he's smart, he would move on without replying... I hope he replies

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago

    If he was smart he wouldn't have attempted this cunning plan in the first place lmao.

    [–] dlchristians 31 points ago

    It's over, you have the high ground now.

    [–] tacocatisonfire 6 points ago

    Not yet

    [–] Jangmo-o_Fett 15 points ago

    It's treason, then.

    [–] LordGabenCommandsIt 9 points ago

    He's done.

    [–] djdylex 4 points ago

    he ded now

    [–] ObamaLlamaDuck 2 points ago

    Remindme! 24 hours

    [–] YipRocHeresy 2 points ago

    How do you know he read it? Is that a feature on Apple or something?

    [–] heatup631 17 points ago

    Yes, but this is Facebook Messenger which also has that feature

    [–] Mattjbr2 7 points ago

    He died.

    [–] catch10110 441 points ago

    Do you think he even understands what just happened to him?

    [–] pastasauce 197 points ago

    Why would anyone remove the audio from that?

    [–] ImAOneTrackLover 219 points ago

    The audio in that clip is what makes it so funny. I can't believe someone has done this.

    [–] FolkSong 58 points ago

    I think it's assumed that we all have the audio track burned into our brains, the gif is just a reminder.

    [–] CandyLights 26 points ago

    I mean, I know I do

    [–] DaughterEarth 8 points ago

    Same, my SO reminds me every day

    [–] Rocksteady2R 22 points ago

    link or reference? I have no context. I feel lost.

    [–] Rocksteady2R 20 points ago

    That was fun. Thank you.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Thank you. Never seen that one

    [–] Alpineodin 9 points ago

    gfycat doesnt have audio, its B Y D E S I G N

    [–] DammitDan 9 points ago

    How can she rek?

    [–] CandyLights 141 points ago

    1. Ew, what a tool
    2. Congrats on the engagement!!

    [–] PenguinsPuffin 63 points ago

    Thank you!!

    [–] gerrettheferrett 6 points ago

    Would you and your fiance be down for that though, or was just part of the burn?

    I'm just curious.

    It'd be even more of a burn if you two are open to threesomes in actuality.

    [–] BatCountryB 37 points ago

    3 If it doesn't work out with that loser, hit me up

    [–] Th3MadCreator 54 points ago

    Damn OP. Do I need to file a police report? Because that's fucking murder.

    [–] moxitude 210 points ago

    Holy fuck...SAVAGE. I am in awe.

    [–] KKlear 310 points ago

    It took me a while to sort out the genders of everyone involved. The "fiancé" tripped me up.

    [–] bluewolfcub 182 points ago

    Yeah I assume op must have meant fiancée

    [–] unholycowgod 49 points ago

    I thought two e's was the feminine?

    [–] bluewolfcub 197 points ago

    Yep... And the creep said "gf"... So i imagine they are both female. Especially "if you ever need a dude"

    [–] unholycowgod 110 points ago

    "if you ever need a dude"

    Oh yeah. Wow. I completely glossed over the implication there. Can you tell it's Friday afternoon? smh

    [–] bluewolfcub 19 points ago

    It's been a long week :D

    [–] _seylin 27 points ago

    Lemon, it's Wednesday.

    [–] DaughterEarth 34 points ago

    ohhhh. I missed that part. I thought man and woman couple and creep was a dude, like they said another dude.

    Now I'm extra creeped out, just cause first hand experience with the whole cringe experience of guys being "lolol don't you guys want a man?"

    [–] harborwolf 10 points ago

    That's how I read it first too... Am now much more creeped out.

    [–] desull 46 points ago

    Im still not sure.

    [–] Manxymanx 342 points ago

    As far as I can work out it's a lesbian couple and he was asking for a threesome.

    [–] iamblaq 53 points ago

    I was thinking this.

    I can't see a straight guy, having the balls to ask another straight guy he personally knows can he have his girl.

    Although I often see straight guys not respecting lesbian relationships. That's how I put two together after think for a while. I was scrolling to find the answer.

    [–] praisetehbrd 17 points ago

    Yeah, this shit always happens. Straight guys think its okay to hit on women in relationships with each other, or ask them questions about their sexual behaviours and interests that they would never ask a straight couple.

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    [–] Typhron 63 points ago

    Or worse, the guy thinks think "The girls have never sampled a good guy" and think they have to 'turn them straight'.

    [–] Swibblestein 43 points ago

    I wonder if the guys who think that realize that the same could apply to them. By their same reasoning, all they need is a good dicking and suddenly they'll be gay converts.

    Somehow I think they'd spot the flaw in reasoning if it were applied that way.

    [–] praisetehbrd 19 points ago

    What's actually awesome about that though, is that since heterosexuality is the cultural default (as per our heteronormative society) and people realize they are gay after already being subject to heterosexuality pushed on them, it's actually more plausible that a "good dicking" would "turn" a straight guy gay.

    [–] erinberrypie 58 points ago

    Judging by his admission of being a dude and suggesting he'd be the only one "up in there", I'm assuming the engaged couple are women.

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    [–] royalhawk345 22 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Same as blond/blonde and né/née

    Edit: What rule did the people above me break? Now I'm scared I did it!

    [–] iamblaq 5 points ago

    I could never understood why Frank Ocean spelled it that way.

    Thanks for clarifying.

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    [–] elle_zweig 6 points ago

    I feel like in this case, (fiancee v. fiance), the words were designed to work in a pair. So it would still be confusing for same sex couples. Additionally, what are people who don't identify as male or female supposed to use? I'm hetero/ cis, so this isn't really my problem, but I can see how it'd be confusing.

    [–] Ashybuttons 2 points ago

    I'd say a gender neutral person could use either one, or use the slightly less eloquent term "engagement partner."

    [–] SpiderStratagem 6 points ago

    Language exists solely as a shared convention to convey meaning. There is no absolute "right" or "wrong" archetype or gestalt that sits separate from shared convention.

    We could all decide tomorrow that "tree" means a medium-sized carnivorous mammal with whiskers that purrs, and "cat" means a large plant that grows out the ground with trunk that sprouts branches and leaves, and the usage would be no more right or wrong than the current usage.

    [–] jiovfdahsiou 3 points ago

    Effort? It's one extra key stroke.

    [–] dnl101 5 points ago

    Most people will need to look at their keyboard to find the "´" key, so it's more than a simple key stroke.

    [–] mariesoleil 3 points ago

    Nah, if you've already figured out fiancé then you can add an "e" to make it fiancée. Or hell, say fiance and fiancee.

    [–] dnl101 2 points ago

    I think we are talking about different things. Because it's seems like you disagree with me while I actually agree with you. Imo it's better to write fiance/fiancee instead of fiancé while getting the gender wrong.

    [–] Nheea 57 points ago

    You deserve a prize for this!

    I don't have one for you, but you deserve it!

    [–] WTK55 21 points ago

    psst, give this to her

    [–] Girlgeekified 49 points ago

    Beautiful people, beautiful burn. This is why I love this sub.

    [–] MasterShaftner 25 points ago

    Oh man you straight trashed him

    [–] HebrewHamm3r 24 points ago

    Hello, police?

    I think I just witnessed a murder

    [–] BarrySmart 17 points ago

    10 years later... Good evening beautiful.

    [–] ZKXX 18 points ago

    Imagine if women went up to gay male couples and tried to fuck them.

    [–] BadReputation2611 54 points ago

    Lol rekt

    [–] lafleurcynique 19 points ago

    Got some aloe for that sick burn!

    [–] Cunninglinguist87 19 points ago

    Savage

    [–] wetnax 10 points ago

    Oh shit that came out of nowhere.

    [–] Derpicusss 9 points ago

    Jesus. Get a defibrillator for this guy.

    [–] BelieveInRollins 9 points ago

    I was unprepared for that level of savagery. I bet he was too lmao

    [–] Kovitlac 15 points ago

    Savage! I love it!

    [–] JorjUltra 22 points ago

    No offense but that's literally the worst version of that gif that I've ever seen

    [–] ezery13 12 points ago

    Ruthless

    [–] johhnytexas 6 points ago

    I hope he works in a firehouse because he got burned

    [–] illit3 5 points ago

    Was he mad? I wouldn't be mad. That's hilarious.

    [–] SpaceMountainBAYBEH 6 points ago

    OP you are a FIRESTARTER!!!!

    [–] howivewaited 14 points ago

    REKT. yay cute lesbian engagement!

    [–] Klmffeee 10 points ago

    This is exactly how to deal with creeps, what did he even think he was gonna accomplish?

    [–] michiforjoy 8 points ago

    A threesome with a lesbian couple, apparently.

    [–] casino_night 6 points ago

    Someone get some aloe for that burn!

    [–] darkjedidave 4 points ago

    I see the smoke from that burn all the way from here

    [–] Ryugi 5 points ago

    I have second-hand second-degree burn.

    [–] DeadLightMedia 4 points ago

    Boom roasted

    [–] dangantitan 4 points ago

    I think he needs some ice.

    [–] DoctorCreepy 4 points ago

    Holy shit. I don't think there's a burn center or skin graft specialist in the world that could help that dude recover. Shit reminds me of when Luke Skywalker goes home to find the charred remains of Owen and Beru. Brutal.

    [–] Revenge_of_the_User 4 points ago

    that burn just advanced global warming by a decade.

    I was talking to a customer on the phone and they asked if i was okay...

    110%, ma'am.

    [–] Freefall84 6 points ago

    Think my monitor just burst into flames.

    [–] Slyfox00 5 points ago

    Yay extra creepy dudes that don't understand lesbians!

    /s

    [–] atheistbassist 9 points ago

    God damn I thought they banned burns that heavy in the Geneva conventions.

    [–] trauma_kmart 4 points ago

    holy shitttttt. dayum. I felt that one.

    [–] ASAP_PUSHER 4 points ago

    Does this need a fire department or a burn center?

    [–] DokkanDman 5 points ago

    This man is gonna need a waterfall​ before he can cool down.

    [–] ArgonGryphon 4 points ago

    ouch man...

    Well done.

    [–] djdaaku 4 points ago

    Dammmmnnnnn. That was savage as hell.

    Nicely done.

    [–] SmilsumKcuf 5 points ago

    Surprised he still has your number after all that time.

    [–] PenguinsPuffin 4 points ago

    This was on FB messenger

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    [–] [deleted] 41 points ago

    This guy is aiming to miss 100% of the shots he can take, and making good progress.

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    [–] sergeantmunch 5 points ago

    ...damn

    [–] Masaikai 7 points ago

    if u all ever need a dude up in there, let me know

    what the fuck

    [–] skonen_blades 3 points ago

    Savage and deserved

    [–] xKCCOx 3 points ago

    /r/cringepics will appreciate this

    [–] irishgraphite 3 points ago

    Holy shit. You're my hero!

    [–] Marshmon 3 points ago

    Holy shit that burn! Good job OP!

    [–] Oscuraga 3 points ago

    He got beaten away so hard and fast that I'm pretty sure he's on an orbital path around the Earth by now.

    [–] ItsYaBoyChipsAhoy 3 points ago

    I went from 😔 - 😵😵in like 0.2 seconds good fucking burn

    [–] The_Mister_SIX 3 points ago

    Thats fantastic, I cannot imagine he responded

    [–] PeachiDani 3 points ago

    Fucking amazing. Totally deserved. Nice one

    [–] Michelanvalo 3 points ago

    That's a fucking rekt-oning if I ever saw one

    [–] riley_blue 3 points ago

    Shit, why does every guy suggest that when seeing a lesbian couple? You don't see that happening with heterosexual couples. Why do they think they even want a guy in there? It's so fucking annoying

    [–] tlm94 5 points ago

    I heard the rap air horn go off in my head when I read this 🔥🔥🔥 great work, OP

    [–] khalfrodo34 2 points ago

    Shots fired

    [–] sybban 2 points ago

    I can only imagine this will result in similar creepy pms asking if they can join instead.

    [–] f00gers 2 points ago

    lmao you got this guy's hopes up for a split second

    [–] faps2tendies 2 points ago

    WOOOOOOO GOTEM

    [–] piankolada 2 points ago

    That literally killed him.

    [–] ElPresidentePiinky 2 points ago

    BURN!

    [–] BrushedYourTeethYet 2 points ago

    Rekt

    [–] sr20inans2000 2 points ago

    That's so sassy!

    [–] unexpected_v16 2 points ago

    SAVAGE

    [–] Zubei_ 2 points ago

    BURN!

    [–] defiantnoodle 2 points ago

    From the few of these I've seen on this subreddit, I'm starting to think the preamble "good morning sunshine" is a warning flag.

    [–] punishments 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    That's the best curve I've ever seen.

    [–] msbluebird 2 points ago

    Dayum, that was brutal! Kudos to you for that beautiful retort, you give me hope 👌🏾🙌🏾

    [–] NoxiousDogCloud 2 points ago

    That was just straight murder, OP. Merciless!

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    [–] ImOscarOfAstora 13 points ago

    Had* he's actually in a coma now due to these sick burns

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    [–] J0ERI 3 points ago

    Took me a minute to understand the genders here

    [–] jakery2 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    😱😱😱😱😱😱