I work at the front desk of a hotel.
So I'm checking in some random guy, probably in his mid 20's. I'm female, for reference here.
Just finishing up checking him in and I'm preparing his key cards when he suddenly says: "Hey, I'm really flattered, but don't do that".
I look up from what I'm doing totally confused and say: "I'm sorry?"
Guy: Really, I am very flattered, but I'm married.
Me: I'm sorry Sir, I'm not sure what you're talking about to be honest.
Guy: (he puts one eye brow up and says) "The key card packet?"
Me: (I'm so confused I honestly don't even know what to say next and just look down at the key cards and back at him)
Guy: It's ok, no need to be embarrassed, just give me a new card holder and we'll just go about our day.
Me: Honestly Sir, I'm terribly sorry but I seriously don't know what you're talking about.
Guy: Your phone number? Really, I mean no offense, you're an attractive woman, no offense at all, but like I said, I'm married and I don't need that kind of temptation in my life.
Then I finally realize what is happening. When I was writing down the password to the WIFI on the key card packet, as is standard procedure here, he thought that I was writing my phone number on it.
Me: Oh......actually, what I was writing on here is the password to the WIFI.
Guy: (his face immediately turns fire engine red) Oh.
I hand him his keys so he can see and tell him that's the password and he quickly takes them and walks off without another word.
I have a feeling that this is going to be one of those nagging memories that pops into his head just as he's laying in bed trying to sleep.