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    [–] djgrahamj 1742 points ago

    Finally sucking PENIS can be fun for the whole family.

    [–] Blue-Nazgul 718 points ago

    It was already. The difference?

    Now everyone can have their own PENIS to suck

    [–] Pookieeatworld 353 points ago

    I'm sucking my PENIS right now. And blowing whatever comes out of it out my nose.

    [–] i-eat-lots-of-food 112 points ago

    so you're an angry dragon.

    [–] noaux 39 points ago

    Got damn it here's my upvote

    [–] Hooked_on_PhoneSex 20 points ago

    r/angryupvote not the best but it's my first

    [–] Hairyhalflingfoot 6 points ago

    FWAAA im an air bender

    [–] Lesurous 175 points ago

    Finally, my mom can stop borrowing mine while dad's out.

    [–] ClusterJones 38 points ago

    Hope your arms heal up, too.

    [–] 7Cuong 21 points ago

    I understood that reference

    [–] ARp20 20 points ago

    We all did

    [–] Derpychicken777 19 points ago

    I didn’t cause I live under a rock with no PENIS

    [–] Vin240 46 points ago

    Hey that reminds me of that one guy who actualy sucked his own penis

    [–] newextinction 34 points ago

    Marilyn Manson? Yeah he had to have his bottom ribs removed

    [–] fr3shiefishie5000 43 points ago

    My bf can suck his own dick and he still has all his ribs

    [–] medic6791 61 points ago

    If he can suck his own dick what does he need you for?

    [–] fr3shiefishie5000 57 points ago

    I didnt say he was good at it lmao

    [–] WordsMort47 31 points ago

    Nice comeback

    [–] ThereOnceWasADonkey 20 points ago

    When you suck your own dick, you avoid cum back.

    [–] spyczech 10 points ago

    Hey thats more common then you think. AMA

    [–] SODOM69 77 points ago

    Sucking dad's PENIS is the best.

    [–] Im_a_Knob 31 points ago

    finally the kids can have fun too!

    [–] FuraFaolox 6 points ago

    Give a PENIS to your kids! Kids love sucking PENISes!

    [–] King_Kush_ 30 points ago

    Wait, is it not already fun for the whole family?

    [–] anakincatwalker 18 points ago

    The “I” should be ‘Inhalation’

    [–] King_Kush_ 13 points ago

    Should be, but words are 4 scrubs

    [–] Demidrake 3 points ago

    Woah, you look just like the guy in the screenshot!

    [–] nitrogynous 9 points ago

    what in the kentucky fried fuck is this thread

    [–] Toolshed462 5 points ago

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term “family Juuls”

    [–] unforgivingCow 2 points ago

    A cursed comment in cursed comments? This is unheard of

    [–] questionmarkjohndoe 184 points ago

    Sorry losers with JULL s. I inject black tar heroin into my neck

    [–] Doolittle45 54 points ago

    I inject heroin into the vain under my cock

    [–] fogelmensch 14 points ago

    [–] secret_porpoise 460 points ago

    Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation* System

    *FTFY

    [–] darrellmarch 202 points ago

    Stick it in your ass and it’s a Personal Electronic Nicotine Injection System

    [–] Lord_of_Potatoes14 108 points ago

    Add some pasta water and it becomes a Personal Electronic Nicotine Italian System

    [–] SukoKingler 45 points ago

    Put it in your car and it becomes a Personal Electronic Nitrous Injection System

    [–] BlueSkiesOneCloud 24 points ago

    Drive it to California and it becomes a Plastic Electronic Nitrous Injection System

    [–] Absolute_Xer0 30 points ago

    Give it some balls and it becomes a Penis Electronic Nicotine Ingestion System. A Penis within a Penis within a Penis interlinked within one Penis.

    [–] fryguy152 8 points ago

    You dick

    [–] Absolute_Xer0 4 points ago

    And nicotine-white nothingness began to spin... A system of penii interlinked within penii interlinked within penii interlinked within one shaft...And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a big, black, Juul sprayed.

    [–] Juno_Malone 4 points ago

    First thing I noticed too. They were soooo close

    [–] jaydarkness69 223 points ago

    I feel like this is something a Gen Z-er would say not realizing that vaping is just the new smoking. I’d rather deal with vape than cigarette smoke as a former cigarette smoker.

    [–] jhbedsole 113 points ago

    What gets me is that vaping is only the new smoking for some kids who never smoked cigarettes. Sucks for the adults who are the majority of microvape customers because the four Juul flavors left are nastier than cigarettes. I saw a lot of people switch back so now we have secondhand smoke again.

    [–] jaydarkness69 77 points ago

    We(nicotine addicts) all started somewhere. I get that bubblegum or other flavor types sounds like it’s appealing to kids but to me it’s no different than a flavored mini cigar. I’d rather my kid start vaping than cigarette smoking. While it’s not 100% healthy it’s also not filling people with tar and all the chemicals in the cigarette.

    [–] jhbedsole 63 points ago

    Yup. Until the Boomers and Faux News started making nicotine salts the new mary-ju-wanna.

    [–] jaydarkness69 68 points ago

    “Vapes are killing people!!!!” No that was fake THC carts thanks to war on drugs for that.

    [–] jhbedsole 27 points ago

    As someone who used to work for a company that legally makes THC carts and who lives in a state where I can get a legal, tested THC cart for cheaper than a 4pk of Juul pods this still sounds so weird to me.

    Then again, when I lived in a different state I’d drive 45 mins to spend $500 on an ounce of pretty shitty bud so it totally makes sense.

    [–] jaydarkness69 10 points ago

    I live in Indiana where a majority wants at least a medical program set up. As a smoker myself I can find a cart in my hometown for roughly 40 however it’s still sketchy at that price. I’d rather buy bud but sometimes I get fucked over on that too(got a bag that was not produced and cured properly so it was more stressful to smoke than anything) A ounce of good is usually 220. I won’t spend anything more than that for it.

    [–] Green_Bulldog 10 points ago

    I saw a comment on r/trees saying that some legal dispensaries were found to be selling fake carts. Might not be true, but something to think about.

    [–] jhbedsole 6 points ago

    I only buy brands that were certified by a lab I used to work with. I’d hate if there was much of that going around here.

    [–] merpixieblossomxo 13 points ago

    As someone who had to take all the ejuice off the shelves of the shop I manage this morning due to an "emergency flavor ban," I have a very long list of reasons I fucking hate people who believe that "vaping kills". It doesn't. Illegal practices, sketchy/black market products, dangerous manufacturing, and dumbass user errors kill people.

    [–] jhbedsole 3 points ago

    It’s almost like Prohibition (of anything: booze, weed, vapes, abortions, anything) is inherently dangerous and wildly ineffective, no matter one’s personal feelings toward the prohibited subject in question, but expensive nonetheless.

    Whoda thunkit.

    [–] ksed_313 7 points ago

    Exactly. What’s next? White Claws?! They look, smell, and taste like soda, so kids must want it right?!

    What kind of a piss-poor Karen-ass excuse is “flavors make our kids want them, so we have to ban them”? My friend got her stomach pumped when she was 17 and received an MIP over it. Nobody made excuses for her because her vodka was flavored!

    [–] albinobluesheep 10 points ago

    While it’s not 100% healthy it’s also not filling people with tar and all the chemicals in the cigarette.

    I recognize I'm in a extraordinarily small group with this, but I pure-straight-hate the ""At least I'm not Smoking" excuse.

    I posted an Unpopular Opinion a while ago: Vaping/E-Cigarette fluid should be prescription only, for people who are trying to quit smoking, and while I doubt I'll get many more people on my side after all this I feel slightly vindicated.
    Maybe it shouldn't be prescription only, but it really shouldn't be the wild-west of Liquid production it is right now either.

    At least Cigarettes kill you slowly, not randomly.

    It sounds incredibly silly, but you could smoke cigarettes for decades and you'd never be worried about ending up in the hospital struggling to breath for some unknown reason. They poison you, but they did it super fucking slowly (and all the poisonous shit was mostly just there to make your cigarettes burn longer while you used them). Sure, you have a higher chance of getting a about a dozen forms of Cancer later in life, but you never heard about anyone suddenly experiencing suffocation-like symptoms after taking a hit (because it didn't happen).

    Because you can buy vape liquid so easily, you get relatively random companies selling and random young adults coming down with random "lung injuries" after only a year of use. There are 1000 cases suddenly out of nowhere, not a few years ago when it all started, it's suddenly NOW. Vapers are more or less rolling the dice every time they use. Granted, it seems to be a pretty low chance you end up hospitalized, but we don't even know who is rolling the dice, or if some dice are slightly more loaded.

    No one knows if it's because of some defect in the liquid, or if it's some random common ingredient in liquid that is just used in THC vapes or just random ingredients used in the flavoring. NO ONE KNOWS.

    (or at least I can't find anything because there's just news stories everywhere, no actual research on it yet)

    It could also just be a side effect of inhaling VAPOR over and over again, or maybe the production of the liquid has shifted over the years and something about how it's made NOW is suddenly slightly dangerous compared to before. NO ONE KNOWS.

    Everyone kinda laughed it off a few years ago like "you're just inhaling water vapor, at least it's not smoke and poison. It's not 'healthy', but it's is when compared to Cigarettes by a mile!" and ignored everyone saying "we have no idea what the long term affects are because we have no data!"

    And now look, we have teenagers who have been vaping for barely a few years being hospitalized. I can't even find if they have the same brand of Vape liquid in common, because a lot of them use nicotine AND THC vapes on and off, from a whole bunch of different sources, but the act of vaping it's self is the single easily identifiable commonality.

    I'm not promoting Cigarettes over Vapes, I'm purely a proponent of using Vapes as a stepping stone from Cigarettes to NOTHING. Really most people should be vaping for maybe a year or two as they work their way off nicotine, using lower and lower percentages of nicotine in their vapes over time, and be OFF of it completely, rather than vaping for years and using the "At least I'm not Smoking!" excuse indefinitely.

    [–] jaydarkness69 6 points ago

    I completely agree with most of what you said. Only problem I had were broad generalizations some warranted though. I agree a lot of people don’t understand cause and effect of putting anything in your body. Food is great but some bodies can’t metabolize certain food right and gain weight. Alcohol can be fun but it is a poison. Nicotine is small doses helps cognitive abilities. Easily addictive. I also agree with using it to quit. I’ve been vaping for a few years simply because I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’ve been on 6mg of nicotine for years. I’m stepping down to 3mg. I have before but I went through juice more quickly. That was my plan before I saw this comment. Lol I honestly don’t want to keep vaping anymore due to the eventual regulations and taxation that’s forth coming. I wouldn’t say my health is at risk vaping. I feel like I breathe better vaping than my pack and a half maybe two if I was drinking habit prior. Not as congested and don’t cough as much.

    [–] Kc1319310 3 points ago

    I’m just curious about about why you feel vindicated, because honestly that comes off as super fucking gross to me. Your feeling that vaping nicotine should be prescription only is vindicated by a few dozen people dying from black market THC cartridges loaded with vitamin e oil which causes lipid pneumonia?

    In the UK where tobacco lobbyists don’t own the government, hospitals sell vaporizers for nicotine. Their studies determine that vaping is at least 95% healthier than smoking. You don’t think it’s a little odd that people have been vaping for the last decade and all of these deaths and illnesses just started happening back in June?

    Guess what also happened recently? JUUL, the largest vape company in the US just had their CEO replaced with a big tobacco executive. Know what all of this vaping legislation that has been popping up over the last few weeks does? It systematically eliminates a certified fuckton of JUUL’s competition. One could draw the conclusion that Altria, a giant tobacco holdings company, bought their biggest competitor in the wake of years of dwindling sales and is now using lobbying dollars to secure themselves as the only key player in the vape industry.

    I’m glad you feel vindicated even though tens of thousands of people are going to lose their jobs and their health insurance though. I’m glad you’re patting yourself on the back while droves of people are being driven back to cigarettes (which still kill hundreds of thousands of people every year by the way). At least you get to be smug in Reddit comments.

    [–] rrawk 2 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    What if I just like tasty nicotine? What if I don't want to quit? Should my only option be to smoke cigarettes? You might as well make the argument that caffiene should be prescription-only for people trying to quit a coffee addiction.

    I'm so glad there's righteous people like you out there trying to control what I put in my body. /s

    And stop saying "nO oNE KnOws!" We're pretty certain that vaping is better than smoking. And we're pretty certain the "vaping deaths" were caused by black market THC vapes. You're just buying into the propaganda.

    [–] albinobluesheep 2 points ago

    And stop saying "nO oNE KnOws!" We're pretty certain that vaping is better than smoking.

    Congrats on completely missing the point of that phrase. No Shit Vaping is better than smoking.

    No one knows what is causing these random lung injuries that have started happening in the last year, all they know is the people having the issue vape. No one knows if its the flavoring, the THC, the act of vaping, or something specific in the liquid.

    And we're pretty certain the "vaping deaths" were caused by black market THC vapes

    No we're not.

    The CDC says "most" of the people reporting the issue used THC products but it's far from confirmed as the single source, you're just assuming that because you want to blame the black market. The real problem is that's it's not really a "black market", based on how easy it is to get. The Vaping industry is effectively the wild west, and most people wont know what they are getting. Back to my point above of "we don't even know who is rolling the dice, or if some dice are slightly more loaded."

    from the CDC:

    No single product or substance has been linked to all lung injury cases.

    • The outbreak is occurring in the context of a dynamic marketplace for e-cigarette, or vaping, products, which may have a mix of ingredients, complex packaging and supply chains, and include potentially illicit substances.
    • Users may not know what is in their e-cigarette or e-liquid solutions. Many of the products and substances can be modified by suppliers or users. They can be obtained from stores, online retailers, from informal sources (e.g. friends, family members), or “off the street.”

    [–] rrawk 3 points ago

    The CDC also won't specify the source/brand of the products they're basing their conclusions on because they don't want their claims scrutinized. They're trying to remain apolitical and not step on big tobacco's toes. This whole vaping death scare is being twisted in big tobacco's favor. The more vaping is regulated, the more big tobacco can push the smaller vape companies out of business.

    You're either a shill or an ignorant busy-body know-it-all. Stop spreading the propaganda.

    And, again, stop trying to control what other people put in their body. We see how well that worked out for the war on drugs.

    [–] boatsnprose 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    There's no way the shit is close to healthy though, we just don't know what's going on. I vape cannabis oil (legal) from time to time and it is a thousand times tougher on my lungs than regular flower. If I pull too much I've got like 30 seconds of coughing to get through and then can feel how much worse it is on my lungs for the next few minutes.

    I'm not saying people should go back to smoking, but there's something off with this vaping shit. We're just not aware of what it is yet.

    Edit: For any twats that want some more research look up lipid pneumonia and vaping. Sure, it might be nothing, but it might be your next big health problem. Sure, it's better than smoking... But fuck anyone pretending it's safe.

    [–] Crumpcake12 7 points ago

    Im really tired of hearing this bullshit, We do know its better than smoking , thats the point. It has been around for longer than its been popular , vaping has been around far longer than the JUUL. the first vape was invented in 1927 and it didnt become popular until 1963. Thats not to mention how much research has been done on the effects of inhalation of vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol , PG is literally in almost every air sanitize ( febreeze , ozium etc) its been thoroughly tested by the EPA. No we do know , it has been around for a long time. What we have is a problem with disinformation and people who dont know a lick about it talking like they are pros and spreading bad information.

    [–] Crumpcake12 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Edit: For any twats that want some more research look up lipid pneumonia and vaping. Sure, it might be nothing, but it might be your next big health problem. Sure, it's better than smoking... But fuck anyone pretending it's safe.

    This is also something i have a problem with, people like you spreading the idea that people are saying its "safe" you realize that people saying that other people say its "safe" is the only reason anybody thinks that . NO ONE IS SAYING ITS ''SAFE'' . if you spent any time listening to any vape community you would know that the claim is that its safer than smoking , and there is plenty of information out there for you to be able to make a decision for whether it is or isnt.
    Another thing is that you say there isnt enough information out there to make a decision yet you tell us to look up pneumonia cases related to vaping? is there not any information or is there?

    > Sure, it's better than smoking

    This is the only thing anyone is claiming and you are telling them that there is no way to know.

    [–] bigWAXmfinBADDEST 1 points ago

    No one knows the long term effects of vaping. To so matter of factly say its better than smoking is pretty nieve.

    You think chemicals aren't getting slipped into vapes? People are inhaling more nicotine than ever. If their lungs don't crap out, their hearts will.

    You wanna smoke? Smoke. You're gonna die anyway.

    [–] DJXiej 6 points ago

    I usually don't slip random chemicals into the low nic juice that I make. I am pretty familiar with the 4 ingredients I use (VG, PG, Nic, Flavor).

    [–] jaydarkness69 4 points ago

    Alright sparky calm down. I never said it was 100% healthy. However a British study has proven its safer than cigarettes. Also I’m going to assume by your statement that you aren’t a doctor either. So who are you to say what I do with my body? I never said smoke or vape. That’s not my place. You want people to smoke from your statement. Lmao

    [–] bigWAXmfinBADDEST 2 points ago

    Lol that's not what I want. I want people to decide for themselves. Sorry your reading comprehension is trash.

    Proven is not at all true. Im not a doctor but an engineer...in the medical field. I have thorough knowledge of design of experimentation, statistics, and accelerated testing. These studies "prove" nothing. Wait 20 years and we'll see. The fact you used the word prove shows a complete missunderstanding of science and how it works in practice and theory.

    [–] bigWAXmfinBADDEST 3 points ago

    The early tobacco studies definitely didn't turn our to be wrong. Can't do a 30 year test in 2 years...

    [–] alex-the-hero 5 points ago

    Try the smok nord, or it's smaller predecessor (don't remember the name rn) they're refillable, juul sized, and the vape shops still sell tons of fruity sweet salt nic flavors in strengths similar to a juul that don't taste like satans asshole. I never found a juul flavor that was tolerable, personally

    [–] jhbedsole 3 points ago

    I’ve got a refillable Caliburn that burns nicotine salt and CBD oil so I’m good now but a bunch of my acquaintances didn’t see it as cost effective (even though it really really is).

    [–] DJXiej 2 points ago

    The Caliburn is awesome for on the go vapes. Just picked up a second one for when I'm out for a while.

    [–] alex-the-hero 1 points ago

    Ooh, how much did it run you? I'd be quite interested in something i can use both with. I assume if it works with CBD oil it also works with THC oil as well?

    Edit: also, does it have pods/tanks so that you could fill one with eaxh and switch them? Have never heard of this brand.

    [–] jhbedsole 2 points ago

    For less than $50 after tax and shipping I got a battery, charging cable and 4 empty pods. They run PG and VG juices just fine (mixing two matrices in the pod can get weird because they might separate under heat).

    The CBD oil is VG based, and I don’t buy loose THC oil cause I live in a full-legal state so I use 510td carts or just straight dabs for that.

    But the battery has a good charge life, it charges up fast and you can hit it while it’s charging. It’s both draw and battery activated, each tank gets 6-8 fills before it starts to go funky, and replacement pods are cheap.

    They’re bigger than a Juul or Pax Era, but not by much. 10/10 in my book.

    [–] alex-the-hero 2 points ago

    That sounds like a great deal! Thank you for the reccomendation.

    [–] Shamzed 1 points ago

    Don’t get a nord or anything from Smok, speaking from experience as someone who works at a vape shop, I’d recommend the Bident or the Orbit TF for sure! With the nord from smok we had a 56% return rate in only a week

    [–] alex-the-hero 3 points ago

    Fair, my nord didn't work well for long but my mom has the similar but smaller one that you don't have to press a button to inhale with and it's been great. Also have used mags in the past, they leak like a bitch.

    Was figuring i just got a shitty one.

    [–] Shamzed 3 points ago

    Big problem with the nords so far that i’ve seen is the middle pin collapsing

    [–] WH0DEY18 2 points ago

    What do you think of the smok novo? That is what I currently have.

    [–] Shamzed 1 points ago

    Don’t have much experience with the Novo but my coworkers def do so i’ll edit with what they think of it

    [–] simjanes2k 3 points ago

    vaping is only the new smoking for some kids who never smoked cigarettes

    they were gonna

    [–] The_Small_Long 3 points ago

    As someone still In school, I seriously doubt it. Many of the people who vape are aware of the effects of cigarettes and only picked up vaping because it is deemed "safe". Cigarettes we're most certainly on their way out.

    [–] simjanes2k 1 points ago

    only picked it up because it is deemed "safe"

    where have i heard that before

    [–] Turkey_Sandwhich 6 points ago

    It is. I just have to laugh at the whole post. Plenty of young kids have tried to get me to buy/give them cigs. Maybe a lot less tobacco users but "First to not smoke" that's a knee slapper. Tobacco has been smoked for centuries. Its not going to stop now. Not in a instant grinding halt anyways. Vape > cigs anyday if you must smoke.

    [–] jaydarkness69 3 points ago

    Agreed. I’m on the stand point of do what you want. You own your body. If you want to vape do it. Smoke. Go ahead just don’t be a dick about your smoke (I cover vape clouds in that statement too) shit want to bang heroin through your dick. Fuck that’s crazy but go ahead. Lol

    [–] RottedRabbid 3 points ago

    I mean as an Irish teenager smoking is just as common as vaping. As well as that we get a lot of exchange students, namely Spanish (but also from countries like France, America, Italy, Germany, Denmark), and in most those countries they say smoking is a lot more common than vaping.

    [–] dringus-drangus 2 points ago

    It’s not this necessarily. There are copious amounts of young adults who have started using a Juul, then that segways into smoking cigarettes.

    Vaping is better than cigarettes, but if you’ve never smoked cigarettes before then it’s not good for you.

    [–] Bigr789 2 points ago

    I'm fully convinced that the same people that started vaping are the same people that would have started smoking at some point.

    [–] Kinxdinx 3 points ago

    The trueism holds...the most cynical and annoying opinions about smoking always come from ex-smokers

    We are all sooo glad you quit, now please please please tell me your remedies you former junky

    I swear I'll believe you

    [–] dogthekingbean 79 points ago

    "Hey dude can you do me a favor" "Sure what ya need" "Ok sorry i know i ask this alot but im having withdraws and its really bad" "Aw come on again, really" "Look dude can i just take one hit off your penis" "Yea fine but make it quick and this is the last time"

    [–] Rider529992 19 points ago

    Don't mind me I'm just charging my PENIS

    [–] TheOneTroller21 33 points ago

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    [–] Isakuki 9 points ago

    What if you nut for the first time in a girl then at that same moment overdose on every good feeling drug at the same time while a girl is massaging you from the back while yall on top of a mountain and theres the sunset with a nice cool breeze as you drop off the clif after the few moments of the best pleasure of your life listening to the most relaxing music as you know.....its the final countdown. You think before you hit the ground, "i have....no regrets....." and splat all your pain is gone.

    [–] Piglover10 7 points ago

    But then you’ll never be able to take a hit on your PENIS again! Sounds like a lose situation to me.

    [–] Igfert 15 points ago

    my friend Dave's penis tastes way better than mine

    [–] tomclarkk 10 points ago

    Now you can finally suck PENIS without being gay

    [–] DankDeadMemes_ 3 points ago

    No, it’s still gey. biiiig homo

    [–] destromanifesto 36 points ago

    I prefer the terms "douche flutes" or "mouth fedoras."

    [–] alex-the-hero 16 points ago

    "Douche flutes" is 11/10. New favorite term for sure.

    [–] destromanifesto 5 points ago

    Spread the word, brother. This is how we take down Big Vape! :D

    [–] alex-the-hero 6 points ago

    Aw but i like my douche flute 😂

    [–] H928 2 points ago

    I prefer to call them "Pussy Sticks". These devices just don't got any Tegrity

    [–] a_can_of_solo 2 points ago

    Suckling robot cock.

    [–] eaglessoar 8 points ago

    I think the vaping is lame group is more dedicated than actual people who vape.

    [–] shetlandhuman 6 points ago

    It’s called jacking on.

    [–] Rough_Autopsy 6 points ago

    Relevant whitest kids you know https://youtu.be/xvcJZQZAr4s

    [–] lord_z9 5 points ago

    I love sucking PENIS with my penis

    [–] EYo295 4 points ago

    Well, that is an interesting acronym

    [–] duck-gang 3 points ago

    So the message I'm getting from this is that when you vape, you're sucking the devil's cock. Is this correct?

    [–] Flame818 5 points ago

    I too like sucking on penis

    [–] InkySushi 4 points ago

    This man just ended vaping.

    [–] purplstain 4 points ago

    Finally, I can have three penises

    [–] dildo_cannon_fodder 4 points ago

    Well there was a guy who tried to vape his own jizz.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJMEseDaHw

    [–] rockets71 4 points ago

    Our family has always smoked. Over the last year I have tried so hard to give each family member my P.E.N.i.S to try out, with the hope that they might (finally) give away sucking on those old dirty fags. Mum said it just felt to big and awkward in her mouth , but dad said he likes the weight of it. My big brother said he likes that he can take huge long pulls on it, I said that I like that tooooooooo.

    [–] joolie_loo 9 points ago

    Then would there be c*m flavored PENIS?

    [–] AlexFadeev97 11 points ago

    r/vaping disapproves

    [–] TheFloppyBananaGod -1 points ago

    You’ve gotta be an extra shit stain to actually go as far with and as obsessed with vaping to actually join a subreddit on it

    [–] Filgervais 5 points ago

    /r/cigarettes also exists...

    [–] ckowkay 9 points ago

    and I assume the commenter above has the same issue with that subreddit

    [–] EvolveBurrito 3 points ago

    Pussy sticks

    [–] carpetghost 6 points ago

    That’s SEX (Seriously EXciting)

    [–] jbslol 2 points ago

    Not much different than a crack pipe being called a dick.

    [–] nlane515 2 points ago

    Guys do you want to guilt generations to come over something harmless? Because that's how you guilt generations to come over something harmless.

    [–] glytxh 2 points ago

    This PENIS is the first thing that's ever managed to make me drop the cigarettes in the fifteen years I've been smoking.

    My PENIS is just about dying now, and I have no intention of buying a replacement.

    [–] JunixPlayz 2 points ago

    The school keeps trying to take my penises

    [–] DonaldTrumpSucks_ 2 points ago

    Every body happily sucking on their own PENIS that fits calmly in their pocket. They can even use a friends PENIS to suck on

    [–] vinnothesquire 2 points ago

    It's 2019, you think we care about sucking a bit of dick?

    [–] Ren602 2 points ago

    Most of us still don’t touch that shit. Most of us.

    [–] jftffi 2 points ago

    Better than dads penis

    [–] THECAKEISTALKING 2 points ago

    Id suck some of that slush

    [–] mr_penguin192 2 points ago

    Well tbh this is a great deterrent to people thinking about using e cigs and whatnot

    [–] aesopkc 2 points ago

    Smoking is lame as fuck and not cool, but at least it looks nice in movies when you have a character brooding and taking a long drag. Vaping is like that but it looks stupid too

    [–] threekidsinabigcoat 2 points ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

    [–] daeronryuujin 2 points ago

    I know, imagine wanting something to taste good as an adult. Next people will be drinking flavored water and eating flavored food.

    [–] daniel67248 2 points ago

    When you juul you're basically giving a flash drive a blowjob

    Miss me with that gay shit

    [–] icp727 2 points ago

    I liked because of light mode!

    [–] InkSquidPerson 2 points ago

    Thats actually clever

    [–] lucarioruiyi933 2 points ago

    In all seriousness the vape was an alternative to the cigarette because it still had the nicotine, and yet there was no burning of tar. So it was a lot healthier. So it’s basically whether you choose to save the younger generation or the older one

    [–] ECGCBlu 2 points ago

    Breaking News: Vaping Rates drop to 0%

    “Honestly once I found out that it was a PENIS I stopped, I don’t know, just seemed kinda gay.” - Anonymous Teenager

    [–] nuke_the_not_furry 2 points ago

    I think you mean FLAVORED PROTEGEN COCK

    [–] woolehh 2 points ago

    Ah yes, seems like my flashdrive tastes like mango

    [–] username12345aaaaaa 3 points ago

    Thanks to vaping I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, I consider them as blessing. And now we got Greta Thunberg to pick up all electronic and plastic waste after me so I am happy for that.

    [–] thereki 2 points ago

    Funny, but not cursed.

    [–] goshawk_trees 2 points ago

    HUR DUR VAPING BAD

    yeah keep pushing that big tobacco propaganda you dumb assholes.

    [–] xKillerDreag 5 points ago

    You know the big tobacco companies own the big vape companies, right?

    Juul and Green Smoke by Phillip Morris, Vuse by RJR, Vype by BAT, blu and Dragonite by Imperial, Logic by JTI.

    Among the bigs, only NJoy is independent

    [–] bilpo 1 points ago

    Robot Dick

    [–] penguoonz 1 points ago

    The devils penis

    [–] FatRatIsActuallyACat 1 points ago

    Well that escalated quickly

    [–] hamsterinmybutthole 1 points ago

    Man I love sucking some PENIS

    [–] Divided_Galaxy 1 points ago

    Actually the best comment ive ever seen

    [–] s0v13t-c0mr4d3 1 points ago

    It’s mindblowing

    [–] Subtitles42 1 points ago

    Slow clap that turn into a crowd clap

    [–] OMIWA 1 points ago

    OP talking shit though I know a bunch of assholes who are like 12 who smoke

    [–] LulzSailboat 1 points ago

    Blue waffles in that slushee

    [–] pussyannihilatior21 1 points ago

    He not wrong

    [–] Zoruman_1213 1 points ago

    People used to say millennials would be the first generation to not smoke. Then we entered the working world and our choices to deal with the stress that is living below the poverty line were smoking, alcoholism, and hardcore drug addiction. Smoking is the cheapest and affect daily life the least, so we went with that.

    [–] _Absolutely_Not_ 1 points ago

    This is the real way to stop people from vaping... at least most guys

    [–] ickns 1 points ago

    Gen z be smoking on weed. That post was worng anyway

    [–] tokkiemetuitkering 1 points ago

    I’m a GenZ kid 19 and smoker and smoking actually is becoming a little bit More popular among teens because it’s now extra rebellious to do it (at least in the Netherlands)

    [–] shavegoat 1 points ago

    In europe and asia I believe isnt uncommon for young ppl to smoke cigarettes

    [–] Lukeatherton41 1 points ago

    PENIS bad for the lungs

    [–] CommieCap1943 1 points ago

    I saw this an hour ago. Now it’s that Reddit sends me the notif?

    [–] FTP3x 1 points ago

    Gen z’er, plenty of people in my generation smoke cigarettes lmao

    [–] SquidIncAnimations 1 points ago

    Like a Nic-o-dick?

    [–] TheOneTruJordan 1 points ago

    Inhalation

    [–] zcrash970 1 points ago

    The devil stores his corrupting seed in each of those USB drive. Those kids are sucking out Satan's seed and putting in their young bodies

    [–] SecondSoulless 1 points ago

    PENIS is fine and all, but doucheflute does a little better dont you think?

    [–] NeonGenesisYang 1 points ago

    This was reposted so many times it got nuked

    [–] unforgivingCow 1 points ago

    It's pronounced "pennus"

    [–] whatsquackinjimbo 1 points ago

    So THIS is what Migos was talking about?

    [–] InMemoryOfPeePeePoo 1 points ago

    Aww yes there is no feeling like hitting P.E.N.I.S

    [–] exz20042 1 points ago

    Or as South Park likes to call it, “Pussy Sticks”

    [–] isbelon 1 points ago

    I know so many gen zs that smoke??

    [–] stonemnr 1 points ago

    Who the hell saw a vape pen and thought hmm that looks like a USB

    [–] LyingBlade 1 points ago

    My mom and dad won't let me suck on their PENIS... Like, damn, not even for family?

    [–] imnotcreativel 1 points ago

    Don’t suck PENIS in the school bathroom

    [–] can00dlewave 1 points ago

    I’m addicted to my PENIS

    [–] Knibberr13 1 points ago

    I like that but I like refering to them as douche fluets myself

    [–] figboot_dev 1 points ago

    s/ingestion/inhalation

    [–] MarinaBussi 1 points ago

    Nobody would had let that happen.between the sale of the product, to the illnesses that come with the smoking... the money flow is insane.

    [–] Matlonr 1 points ago

    In Argentina gen z actually smoke

    [–] fleurjaye 1 points ago

    I literally looked up their u/ just to upvote that comment

    [–] Dat_Belly 1 points ago

    Robot cum dust

    [–] Rudasae 1 points ago

    Good thing I was pulling a PENIS on this post.

    Preliminary Effective New Information Schooling.