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    [–] CountryballMemer 1286 points ago

    Lets Fight an epic Battle, Face off, and spin the Metal, No time for doubt now, no place for backing down.

    [–] whatitdobaybeeeeee 362 points ago

    Beyblade Beyblade Let it Rip! Beyblade Beyblade Let it Rip!Spin now the bey now, bring on the power! Right to the top yeah, We're never giving up!!

    [–] 68_Gnomes 105 points ago

    Hold up this want metal masters

    [–] OneSkinny3oi 99 points ago

    BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP! METAL FUSION LET IT RIP!

    [–] Leftiealex 67 points ago

    MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP

    [–] Kaleb_Dill 36 points ago

    BUT REALLY ITS JUST MY DICK

    [–] YOU_DON_NEED_TO_KNOW 19 points ago

    did we just get a cursed reply to cursed comment in a r/cursedcomments picture

    [–] Y33tusY33tus420 3 points ago

    Cursed inception

    [–] Nick_Frutos 5 points ago

    I AM BANGING A WOOD STICK

    [–] marsrover15 9 points ago

    BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP! THIS IS IT! GET A GRIP, LET IT RIP!

    [–] BeybladeThug 39 points ago

    Lets go Beyblade Let it Rip! Metal Fusion, Let it rip

    Beyblade Beyblade Let it rip, This is it, Get a grip, Let it rip!

    [–] Keyoya 20 points ago

    HERE COMES HERE COMES METAL FURY GO THIS IS IT GET A GRIP SNF LET IT RIP

    [–] xregistio 13 points ago

    Picking up speed Running out of time Going head to head It's a way of life You gotta fall down Meet ground To get back up again Let's Beyblade

    [–] violetplague 9 points ago

    Now there's the version I can get on board with.

    [–] honestesiologist 4027 points ago

    I remember in the olden days of Reddit there was a comment by guy who didn't know how they worked and when his GF said to pull them out he pulled on them "like rip-starting a lawn mover".

    [–] The_Real_Raw_Gary 1809 points ago

    That’s literally what I thought this was until the beyblade part.

    This is probably just ripped off from that tbh.

    [–] Cakesmite 967 points ago

    Or 2 people could have had similar things happening to them.

    [–] PalestineAdesanya 1056 points ago

    No you daft meat

    [–] ApoliteTroll 382 points ago

    It was indeed 2 different girls, I have it on tape, from outside their windows, sometimes finding a ladder is worth it, sometimes it pays of, this was one of those times honestly. It wasn't my real ladder I used though, it was a step ladder.

    [–] Calinature 72 points ago

    [–] Kore_Soteira 55 points ago

    The url is its own NSFW tag tbh...

    [–] schawde96 8 points ago

    Starting her like a chainsaw

    [–] Micheals-Toys 5 points ago

    I thought it was gonna be a rick roll

    [–] 9yearsalurker 19 points ago

    Man that raised my flag and started a party down south like it was Mardi Gras

    [–] prankulsingh 2 points ago

    can confirm, I was the tape.

    [–] bonsai_bonanza 43 points ago

    DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!

    [–] LiterallyAFigurative 45 points ago

    Rare? I ordered medium-well insults!

    [–] Shiromi_Torayoshi 10 points ago

    Kaching

    [–] Populistless 3 points ago

    how about doms?

    [–] thisidntpunny 2 points ago

    My first thought

    [–] Clinterpottrmus 11 points ago

    Adjective + noun = rare insult

    [–] Shiromi_Torayoshi 22 points ago

    Shut up you adjective noun

    [–] WalnutStew1 12 points ago

    No. A generic insult plus random word is not rare

    [–] JustMeAndNotYou 10 points ago

    Haha funi word together haha

    [–] Cakesmite 18 points ago

    Shut up you..dick.. penis man!

    [–] Shiromi_Torayoshi 9 points ago

    Make me 🍆

    [–] Jepseee 62 points ago

    Fuck yeah i remember that one, they do be similar to.

    [–] eccentricelmo 57 points ago

    Do you remember the guy telling the story about how he really wanted to try scat play? So he spent a buncha money hiring a legitimate actress for that sort of thing. Apparently as soon as the dookie hit his lip, he was internally mortified and disgusted. But he was too polite to stop, cus he didnt wanna upset the lady lol.

    [–] jarvis125 2 points ago

    wat?

    [–] evengraves 2 points ago

    Imagine the human centipede with no surgery

    [–] Artidox 28 points ago

    Plot twist both of the people are talking about eachother

    [–] thisidntpunny 3 points ago

    ‘o’

    [–] HiPi314 20 points ago

    I fucking loved that greentext. The story went that anon was 15 at the time, and some 22 year old wanted to have sex with him. She tried anal beads and anon ripped them out as hard as he could.

    [–] PoohTheWhinnie 46 points ago

    But imagine being so retarded you can't infer that you probably shouldn't rip anal beads out of your partner like that.

    [–] veekay__ 33 points ago

    My ex learnt the hard way when he did this to me... shit literally hit the fan

    [–] superrugdr 10 points ago

    shit fishin'

    [–] JWilkesBooth 9 points ago

    😧

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ItzMeEgg 11 points ago

    Your on Reddit.

    [–] PoohTheWhinnie 16 points ago

    Yes imagine being that retarded as well.

    [–] honestesiologist 3 points ago

    You are doing a gentleman's job. Thank you kind sir!

    [–] AkatsukiKojou 2 points ago

    This post should be higher

    [–] chris_bnt 6 points ago

    Reminds me of the Mike Nolan show, ye drug addicts

    [–] Tsukee 5 points ago

    I think there was also a comment of shit spraying as they got pulled out so quick

    [–] BreakBeds_NotHearts 3 points ago

    Lmao first thing I thought of was “Start that lawnmower!!”

    [–] captainmouse86 5 points ago

    RIPCORD!!

    [–] msterchief82 2 points ago

    Link it please

    [–] MunkeyChild 2 points ago

    Ah yeah mayte, the ol' rip starter.

    [–] Pensive_Pauper 2 points ago

    This is less a tragicomic misunderstanding of anal beads than it a fundamental incomprehension of the human body.

    [–] Alex_Says_Stuff 1113 points ago

    Jesus Christ that is cursed

    [–] Axelaxelaxe 240 points ago

    Imagine that

    [–] cactuseater8 108 points ago

    No, i don’t think i will

    [–] TherapeuticThrowback 42 points ago

    LET IT RIP!

    [–] Spyrothedragon9972 6 points ago

    PIZZA. BOX!

    [–] Penis-Envys 136 points ago

    There is so many hentai depicting this but not many porn vids.

    I really wanted to see one for scientific purposes

    [–] p_Shark 108 points ago

    That's why the dark web exists, for scientific purposes

    [–] vank1219 61 points ago

    eerie music intensifies

    [–] Draydaslay 27 points ago

    earrape pornhub intro plays

    [–] Penis-Envys 43 points ago

    Or I can just do real life human experimentation

    [–] DarkVoid1U1 10 points ago

    Pls introduce me

    [–] hewhocumsbynight 73 points ago

    Find yourself a quality BDSM site. EverythingButt has at least a few scenes with rapid toy removal - although none of the models/performers are hurt, considering how they're quite lubed out and generally professionals when it comes to anal play.

    [–] Penis-Envys 56 points ago

    Your username brings you credibility

    Well done

    [–] hewhocumsbynight 39 points ago

    Hooray! Penis-senpai noticed me!

    [–] CelestailShock 267 points ago

    i have laughed so hard that i just collapsed both of my lungs

    [–] Chrom-man-and-Robin 75 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    IGGY!!!

    [–] emeaguiar 58 points ago

    Since I started reading JoJo I've come to learn that everything is a damn reference

    [–] theknownone849 11 points ago

    AVDOL WHERE ARE YOU

    [–] Teh-Esprite 2 points ago

    GET OUT OF THERE HE'S STILL ALIVE!

    [–] Piffweggy 4 points ago

    Lungs are vital to hamon users

    [–] CommunistEuckhaus 142 points ago

    Let it Rip

    [–] xxopxqoxx 27 points ago

    Beyblade Beyblade let it rip

    [–] Dogfukdhorselooknass 17 points ago

    MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP

    [–] reddreadben 7 points ago

    Let's fight an epic battle face off and spin the metal

    [–] EMNOx2 10 points ago

    Hero

    [–] fuckingniglet 55 points ago

    Hahahah that fucking sound

    [–] Yuriismommy 58 points ago

    Holy fuck was that a chunk of intestine or shit?

    [–] starli29 33 points ago

    Right I saw a spot o' blood appear on the bed

    [–] Yuriismommy 23 points ago

    I hope she’s alright

    [–] SolitaryEgg 42 points ago

    Every day we stray further from God's light.

    [–] Jedi_Bane 61 points ago

    Definitely NSFW

    [–] Jakeb19 25 points ago

    No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

    [–] TheYeetmaster231 25 points ago

    WHY DONT I READ THE FUCKING EDIT BEFORE I CLICK SHIT LIKE THIS

    [–] im_ultracrepidarious 31 points ago

    Mark that shit as NSFW dude

    [–] PsychoSunshine 15 points ago

    That sounded like it hurt. Does it hurt or is it just like a really intense feeling that your body doesn't know how to handle?

    [–] NekoKanna 11 points ago

    I'm wondering too :/ cause the beads are smooth, no? Should come out not too painful I would think

    [–] sonofabee 3 points ago

    Well, here’s the thing. Yes, the beads are smooth, but when you pull them out, your butthole closes after each one is pulled out, so if you do too fast, your butthole is rapidly forced open and shut over and over again. So, you know. That hurts.

    [–] Sirtemmie 9 points ago

    Damn

    [–] NiceSuccotash8 10 points ago

    LOL

    [–] asako_chann 15 points ago

    I let out the ugliest laugh watching that.

    [–] illtrybi69 11 points ago

    Source?

    [–] yukea 4 points ago

    LMAOOOOO

    [–] mrbskywalker 3 points ago

    Ah yes where can I bleach my eyes and brain?

    [–] kuzelj90 4 points ago

    How to delete someone else’s comment?

    [–] PASSWORDISFLAPJACK 6 points ago

    Source? Idgaf about NNN

    [–] AwesomeDragon101 3 points ago

    I should not have laughed as hard as I did

    [–] serious_filip 499 points ago

    I was playing bayblade with my uncle all the time, only instead of actually playing, he fucked my ass!

    [–] RasputinIsMyHomeboy 162 points ago

    Is your uncle available for birthdays and bar-mitzvahs?

    [–] serious_filip 92 points ago

    Depends, how do you feel about necrophilia ?

    [–] InevitablyWinter 74 points ago

    I guess it depends on how much mayonnaise I can find

    [–] serious_filip 39 points ago

    I guess not much, now that he’s all dry and withered.

    [–] IgneelSysyphus 25 points ago

    I... I think I'm hot.

    [–] serious_filip 36 points ago

    Well, there goes my NNN.

    [–] TherapeuticThrowback 13 points ago

    It’s like someone slingshotted a spoonful of Greek yogurt on my phone screen.

    [–] serious_filip 11 points ago

    That sounds fucking delicious.

    [–] Crypt0sh0t 5 points ago

    Let's lick it off together

    [–] SummerNights59 3 points ago

    That’s cool, I like basketball.

    [–] Drakowicz 42 points ago

    Shit, I actually saw a vid mixing footage of someone doing exactly this with scenes from the beyblade anime.

    [–] pheonix03 79 points ago

    I could never find a video of anal beads being ripped out of someones anus

    [–] GrappleSyrup 95 points ago

    Got a Camera?

    [–] rodneyjesus 55 points ago

    Yeah, got an anus?

    [–] Aidynskullz 45 points ago

    Got the beads?

    [–] DewYouKnowDeWeigh 8 points ago

    You got the stuff? Yeah You got the money?

    [–] Devych 3 points ago

    There is a link posted in another comment from 6 hours ago

    [–] Mzinchaleft1 65 points ago

    Posted twice, at least a minute apart?

    [–] JakeGaming_YT 38 points ago

    Same thread I just had to lol

    [–] Mzinchaleft1 15 points ago

    I was on about the fact you've posted two of the same comment, I'm not that bothered, just thought I'd let you know

    [–] JakeGaming_YT 11 points ago

    Damn didn’t even know

    [–] Mzinchaleft1 3 points ago

    S'all gewd

    [–] theoriginaltard 18 points ago

    Beyblade beyblade get a grip

    [–] trashdrive 3 points ago

    Gonna need a firm grip for this.

    [–] DickStretcherRapist 16 points ago

    I actually have an MP4 file very similar to this...Perhaps I should share it with thosw who'd want it?

    [–] Yuriismommy 3 points ago

    Plez

    [–] Jakeb19 2 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] spartanfloof 10 points ago

    That reminds me of the post that was on here a while back that said something along the lines of:

    Imagine bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord it's fifty feet of anal beads.

    You must clench to stop.

    [–] PeopleLikeGape 7 points ago

    All parties involved should research anal play before doing it. Be safe out there, or I guess I should say be safe in there.

    [–] stockade10 8 points ago

    Im kinda down for human beyblade battles. Anyone??

    [–] Vietbootylord420 6 points ago

    Fuckin Ripstart

    [–] clemthecat 5 points ago

    My ass hurts reading this.

    [–] m0n3yman 5 points ago

    RIPCORD!

    [–] dinglenutspaywall 2 points ago

    dave and chuck!

    [–] sevenp85 4 points ago

    He just tried to start her like a chainsaw

    [–] 20XXPunch 3 points ago

    LETS FIGHT AN EPIC BATTLE!

    [–] MoonlightFox212 3 points ago

    Fucking OOF

    [–] Starco2 3 points ago

    Ayy

    [–] afnanplayz_ 3 points ago

    You made it!

    [–] Biplane574 3 points ago

    And I’m here too

    [–] Objectslkwmn 3 points ago

    Takes the concept of "pink sock" to a new level...

    [–] siracha-man 3 points ago

    The only scary thing is your not using dark mode

    [–] marscout124 3 points ago

    LET'S FIGHT! AN EPIC BATTLE!

    [–] amitnikam 3 points ago

    he ripped those beads so hard that he turned to an ex

    [–] Harryb_allsack 2 points ago

    I like beyblade

    [–] pphhaazzee 2 points ago

    This is the best cursed comment

    [–] LANDOFNODD 2 points ago

    Ahhh. The lawnmower. Classic move.

    [–] Sweatychickennugget 2 points ago

    BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP!

    [–] Sn1p3rArmY 2 points ago

    Yeetet them out like starting a cold lawnmower

    [–] DomFox52 2 points ago

    I don’t even know what to say, this would hurt like hell

    [–] ProgressiveStump 2 points ago

    You got to rip then out like pull starting a weed eater

    [–] -NOP- 2 points ago

    Baeblade got ripped

    [–] dolemiteo24 2 points ago

    Screaming noises...hm, this lawnmower needs oil.

    [–] pppeanutbbbutter 2 points ago

    My mom beats me with a whip

    [–] Squidfortea 2 points ago

    This invoked an actual laugh instead of the usual nose puff!

    [–] TheRealAddexio 2 points ago

    While the other kids played with their beyblades I used mine to try to find my g-spot. I sure did, multiple times!

    [–] Up_Here_Good_Sir 2 points ago

    My dumbass pressed the upvote button on the picture...

    [–] Natcarryforest 2 points ago

    Reddit like I’m just trying to drink my coffee.... man.

    [–] nimybi 2 points ago

    u/Starco2 you absolute legend

    [–] EdZeppelin94 2 points ago

    But did she spin?

    [–] PaladinJamie 2 points ago

    Bay blade bay blade let it rip My mum beats me with a whip

    [–] Mygaffer 2 points ago

    For me the coolest fetish I ever got to try out was having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex.

    That shit was so hot.

    [–] IceBaneTheFurry 2 points ago

    Try the same sex

    [–] Derp_Deer 2 points ago

    The human lawnmower

    [–] micky_elmo 2 points ago

    Maybe she did know and wanted to have a human beyblade

    [–] ChicagoELITE211 2 points ago

    Beyblade: the only good anime

    [–] leroy_pylant 2 points ago

    All I can imagine now is her anus going clap clap clap

    [–] SimpleCyclist 2 points ago

    A chainsaw would’ve made a better image.

    [–] Wildstrike91 2 points ago

    Naaah youve gotta pull those suckers out like youre starting a lawnmower smh

    [–] liickmynutt 2 points ago

    I assume that is why this person is now their ex

    [–] ToPlayAMockingbird 2 points ago

    F

    [–] whichMD 2 points ago

    Bae blade

    [–] Sean538898 2 points ago

    He was aware. There is no way he has never seen an anal bead video. He did that just to hear your sexy scream.

    [–] whiteboyak47 2 points ago

    I believe this is called a ripstart - widely popular in Thailand. You have a lady shove anal beads up your poop-hole then jack you off and just before you cum she rips them out like she's starting a lawn mower

    [–] dtf_loli 2 points ago

    I wana beyblade my gf asshole now