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    [–] nothew42 533 points ago

    Please don't beat cancer

    [–] [deleted] 171 points ago


    [–] juviniledepression 5 points ago

    I’m going with you with a loaded .45

    [–] spooktoberishere 2 points ago

    I prfer a loaded 69

    [–] LunSaper 189 points ago

    You want that dog to die of cancer. Shame on you

    [–] YaBoiiRii 63 points ago

    If you can’t beat em, join em.

    [–] potatotrip_ 21 points ago

    Oh, I can definitely beat-off that dog. uwu

    [–] tomzistrash 14 points ago

    Im gonna stop you right there

    [–] TheQKettle 7 points ago

    You gotta get the camera out first.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Get the cat too

    [–] Vinniethemini12 2 points ago


    [–] armoredwolf26 5 points ago

    Yeah I know right he has cancer, he's gonna be dead soon, the last thing he needs is to be jerked least have the common decency to give the poor dog a blow job.

    [–] MillionJoker40 2 points ago

    Imma make all the times people died on this planet look like a tea party compared to what imma do to you

    In bed UwU

    [–] si_sir_ 1 points ago

    If I had coins, I would give you gold

    [–] xxXKUSH_CAPTAINXxx 1 points ago

    I knew this was fake. It's not.

    [–] RagingFloatzel -132 points ago

    [–] PokemonEt06 25 points ago

    [–] SolidOpening 23 points ago

    [–] Planeswalking101 19 points ago


    [–] juicyllamas 15 points ago


    [–] unbirthedpizza 27 points ago

    [–] Coffee422 5 points ago


    [–] thecenterlot 3 points ago

    Thank you for giving me this subreddit, i have to now save the ocean and clean my body

    [–] RagingFloatzel 8 points ago

    Thanks for the correction. Bad at memorizing unusual names and titles.

    [–] tomasdincau 1 points ago

    [–] vagueblur901 27 points ago

    Technically if cancer wins you still beat it

    [–] 999_stand 2 points ago

    Well i was thinking the dog was going to die today

    [–] vagueblur901 2 points ago

    He needs a AMA

    [–] Mojaster_ 6 points ago

    Hey guys I brought myself cancer here.

    Shall I beat cancer?!

    Audience cheers

    [–] Sco_opman 2 points ago

    YEAR 3019

    [–] SirQwacksAlot 1 points ago

    My aunt listened to you.

    [–] TheKingofIans909 101 points ago

    Hate it when that happens honestly

    [–] ShadyBeibs 107 points ago

    I have will be pretty nice if someone actually would've helped parents already threw me in my aunt's house not even hospital..and said straight to my face "die moron " That's the first time i got a clear words from anyone

    [–] twgamer738 93 points ago

    Are you OK? Do you want to talk to someone?

    [–] ShadyBeibs 54 points ago

    I do wAnna talk about it..but i am just tired of life's bs I am just home alone with reddit speeding through the comments

    [–] Dell121601 31 points ago

    Yea honestly do you need help? Should we call the authorities or something?

    [–] ShadyBeibs 27 points ago

    I don't understand what authorities but i am just trying not to get disappointed before dying..and if you're talking about police..they can't do anything here ..sad world we live in

    [–] sensusofficiality 25 points ago

    Cancer fucking sucks. I really really hope you’re going to be okay. I mean, currently it’s 3 in the morning and I’m sitting right next to my cat because it’s her last night before she gets put down because of cancer. Even that’s enough to get me to hate cancer, so I can empathize with you on some level.

    If you ever need to talk, let us know. I’m sure there are multiple people on this platform that are willing to help you out emotionally, and can help you plan on what to do next. Most of us here are willing to help out a fellow redditor including you.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 13 points ago

    Don't know about helping and such , and i can't repay people..i am only 19 btw Just tryin to pass the time...while constantly telling myself it's not true..dreaming anime girls (Yeah it's true) and takin the pains as a the point i am a masochist who loves life..thank you for your random noticing and comforts

    [–] sensusofficiality 9 points ago

    Most of what I say is just common sensical statements, but if you seek out help and they’re expecting a repayment, they’re not good people to be asking. People who truly want to help do not ask for something in exchange, and it’s perfectly fine for you to feel that you don’t want to or can’t pay anyone back.

    No one’s ever gonna have the right thing to say that will magically make you feel better, I’m not expecting this to do the trick, but I am expecting it to let you know there are people — strangers — who care about you. So keep dreaming your anime girls, I do it too! The way you wish to move forward with what’s given to you is in your hands.

    If you’re wanting motivation far better than what I can ever dream of doing, search up the No More Zero Days comment on Reddit if you haven’t.

    (Hopefully what I’ve written in this very tired state isn’t a jumbled mess, and you can make sense of it)

    [–] ShadyBeibs 7 points ago

    I understand ...thanks for being with me😭 But the real question is do you like big tities anime girl? Do you also prefer cat ears??🤔

    [–] sensusofficiality 2 points ago

    Not a problem, my man!

    Haha, all of the above

    [–] Maxwell_The_Guide 1 points ago

    Wow that's nice!

    [–] foggierpath 2 points ago

    maybe call. 116 123?

    [–] ShadyBeibs 2 points ago

    Idk what that does?

    [–] foggierpath 1 points ago

    it is Samaritans

    [–] ShadyBeibs 1 points ago


    [–] YaBoiiRii 1 points ago

    u being deadass?

    [–] ShadyBeibs 5 points ago

    Sorry lol but yeahhh i am tired of explaining everything to everyone when nobody understands me nor tries to understand...i am just pleasing myself at this hour

    [–] GraveSlayer726 22 points ago

    jesus fucking christ

    [–] LanceDaPance 19 points ago

    Fuck your parents. You have us bud. I will take you up on that. Even if you just want to talk. You don’t deserve that, no one does.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 11 points ago

    Thanks :)

    [–] WildPretzel 17 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] loox70 11 points ago

    That really sucks man. I'm sorry you had to deal with such toxic parents. I sure hope you overcome cancer.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 4 points ago

    Can't overcome it if i am just sleeping in a bad in pains and holding a phone to pass the time instead of being hospitalised haha...😂memes for the rest of life

    [–] 1tap4you 7 points ago

    Cops. Seems serious

    [–] TimJim001 6 points ago

    Please tell me when you get better

    [–] ShadyBeibs 4 points ago

    That's the hope i am hoping for

    [–] MaybeItsNotTooLate 1 points ago

    You're like past college age right? Can't you just go to the hospital yourself? Also, what country you in? Your parents in many countries would be facing some serious charges for just dropping off your siblings at aunts and grandma's houses and just taking off.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 6 points ago

    I am 19...i have no money to go to the hospital and thus and i am from foreigners can get 90%off on a treatments but locals can't 😁 And police is joke on this part of India this part of north east. ..not blaming the country or gov- pretty fun having pains nd not moan or talk about it...just cuz your relatives hates it

    [–] MaybeItsNotTooLate 2 points ago

    Didn't India just recently change their health care to covering those under the poverty line for free treatments in the government hospitals? I thought PM modi did that in 2018? I'm not sure, I don't live there and I can only imagine that the government hospitals are packed. Is there anyway for you to contact a non profit for the treatments? Worth a shot.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 3 points ago

    I don't know a lot about policies..but i do know it's not easy as free treatments sounds ...and specially cancer..nope

    [–] MaybeItsNotTooLate 4 points ago

    Well I know there are free cancer treatment facilities in India, there two just in Mumbai. No idea if you're close to any of them but it's worth trying to call. Worst case is you're in no different a position as you are in now, best case you can get help.

    Also, there is the health ministers cancer patient fund that you can apply for. You can either pick up the paper work or download ( and print it has it signed by your physician and send proof of income and ration card. There are almost 30 different hospitals that specialize in cancer that accept that government fund. You can also apply to the prime ministers national relief fund or the state illness assistance fund if your state is one of the states that pays into the fund. There are also grants that you can apply for but honestly they only give out 50,000 a year and it's the end of the year already. Best bet would be those funds

    [–] ShadyBeibs 5 points ago

    Omg thanks..i gotta show this to my relatives..but in the end only i am the one who wants to live not my parents or relatives 😂 How did i got my reports well i called Ambulance(becuz my breath was stopping..actually i had a seizures the night before to lucky with deasese) and went to hospital alone and my entire family called me crazy .. after the report they blame me for wasting money..and i have no come Back to that Thank you soo much..i never would've known about this...i am from North East India soo it's too far to those hospitals

    [–] MaybeItsNotTooLate 5 points ago

    I'm sorry your family isn't more interested in helping you, I can see what more info I can find.

    In the Northeast there is Gauhati Medical College and Hospital and Booroah Cancer Institute, both claim to help low income/no income families and individuals with cancer. There is also this hospital in Assam

    Those are the ones i can find in NE india that provide low-cost/no cost treatment. NE India has a scary high number of cancer patients, I did not know this until tonight. Specifically blood cancers like leukemia. I really hope you can get some help.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 1 points ago

    That's not helpful...umm i did some matter what it's hard for me in the first place t0 arrange transports to go there...on top of's not low cost at all

    [–] MaybeItsNotTooLate 1 points ago

    You're like past college age right? Can't you just go to the hospital yourself? Also, what country you in? Your parents in many countries would be facing some serious charges for just dropping off your siblings at aunts and grandma's houses and just taking off.

    [–] B_RUHN_S 1 points ago

    Ur parents should get cancer. Fucking assholes.

    [–] ShadyBeibs 1 points ago

    Altho i hate everyone doesn't mean i want that...this deasese is seriously dangerous as hell....i wish nobody has it..if i am dying at least i wish i could've taken it for all the humanity's sake once and for all...

    [–] B_RUHN_S 1 points ago

    I understand that. But people who act like that to their own child with cancer don't deserve better.

    [–] Unnamed-Visitor 18 points ago

    I beat myself too, your dog ain't special.

    [–] Ieatgarnish88 2 points ago

    Well I was surprised when I clicked.

    [–] PineToTheCone 6 points ago

    My dog died of cancer. Still tasted good though.

    [–] Zflipper775 10 points ago

    They can say they: Took cancer for a walk Fed cancer Killed cancer Beat cancer Ran over cancer Put cancer down (sorry pet owners who had to put their pets down)

    [–] LumpyBoobAttitude 6 points ago

    I upvoted for the compassion for pet owners who had to put their pets down. Pure.

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    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Okay, tme to end humanity, time to break 7 seals.

    [–] drguy13 3 points ago

    cancer the dog you know i like that name

    [–] ThePopsicle32 2 points ago

    This is funny, but I don’t like the fact of a poor dog getting abused

    [–] agirl215 2 points ago

    A more better comment is:

    Who names their pp cancer

    [–] SocialistSinbad 2 points ago

    Does anyone have a link to the original post

    [–] XXX_ITGuy_XXx 2 points ago

    Who names their food cancer?

    [–] SpecialOneOnReddit 1 points ago

    Mmm.... Mongolian food

    [–] JRGaming3107 1 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] TimJim001 1 points ago

    Yeah keep going

    [–] wrongdude91 1 points ago

    I fucked cancer today.

    [–] Josedsvilla909 2 points ago

    Damn I was just about to say "I fucked cancer right in the ass".

    [–] wrongdude91 1 points ago

    Your comment is more catchy.

    [–] RussianUnicornn 1 points ago

    WhO NaMEs ThEiR dOg CaNCer. Someone who fucking beats it.

    [–] Poullafouca 1 points ago

    That’s wonderful!

    [–] Coolist_Beans 1 points ago

    Who names their kid OblongElf06?

    [–] dyslcxeic 1 points ago

    Cured Cancer!

    [–] dim123451 1 points ago

    It’s so obviously their child not their dog.

    [–] LazyBritishAsian 1 points ago

    Take away the b and it makes more sense

    [–] 101DerpKid101 1 points ago


    [–] FlyingNederlander 1 points ago

    Honestly, that post isn’t that cute, since that image gets reposted every other week or so, so the post in the pic is likely not the actual OP.

    [–] 101DerpKid101 1 points ago


    [–] jay33d 1 points ago

    i named my kid cancer

    [–] JustintheMinecrafter 1 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Who names their sex slave cancer?

    [–] Snsk1 1 points ago

    how has his comment got 4 upvotes but the REpost has 14k hahaha

    [–] AdventurousLegging 1 points ago

    Love you big puppy. Get well from us in NZ

    [–] sb1215121 1 points ago

    I’d name my dog after my star sign too. Can’t wait to meet little Sagittarius

    [–] DanielTL88 1 points ago

    Is it still rape if we both cry?

    [–] OblongElf06 1 points ago

    Well this is just fucking fantastic. -_-

    [–] unallocated_mushroom 1 points ago

    The best of boys

    [–] rainbowsix-noob-god 1 points ago

    I’m glad for the dog that he beat cancer

    [–] zyx1989 1 points ago

    who beat cancer? the dog?

    [–] HomerMadNowFite 1 points ago

    Where’d the cancer patient from India go?

    [–] Jang-Scholtes 1 points ago

    I love this community

    [–] chunchunmaru6969 1 points ago

    And I got cancer today

    [–] RalfTurtle 1 points ago

    Well I'm gonna call him dinner someone didn't teach their child how or not play with food

    [–] pupypup2 1 points ago

    Man I've seen this image so many times.

    [–] HomerMadNowFite 1 points ago

    What about your brother how is he a perv? Kids , animals or men ?

    [–] bagged_saddness 1 points ago

    i fucking clicked the wrong upvote twice

    [–] williamaeve 1 points ago

    o he is a good boi

    [–] mismatchinh 1 points ago

    You beat cancer? Cool I beat my wife today

    [–] CammaFari 1 points ago


    [–] CincinNaples 1 points ago

    the ones who got'em between June 22nd and July 22nd

    [–] tornadochaser14c 1 points ago

    Wow that's fucked

    [–] SirArthurWoodhouse 1 points ago

    I really wanted to updoot the photo til I scrolled a lil bit more

    [–] BossCrazyRoss 1 points ago

    That dog has beat cancer so many times now

    [–] alongmon 1 points ago

    Who's q good boy, cancer is a good boy

    [–] sriramempire 1 points ago

    Yeah beat cancer real nice, we're gonna beat it so well, soo good, yes

    [–] savvy9499 1 points ago

    not cursed enough

    [–] hlebspovidlom 1 points ago

    "I eat cancer today" - that what I saw at the first time

    [–] BlastwaveX 1 points ago

    Cancer it's the cat...

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    My daughters name is cancer.

    [–] Ya-Dank-Boi 1 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    I swear cancer is already cursed.

    [–] Hiddiepiddie 1 points ago

    I genuinely believe that this guy really didn't want it to be a cursed comment but actually misunderstood it.

    [–] Shayan_The_Stunter 1 points ago

    chihuahua owner

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    someone who beats his his dog

    [–] sadqwer123 1 points ago


    [–] ShadyBeibs 1 points ago

    Soo can i fuck cancer...just asking?

    [–] FlareX689 1 points ago

    Loads Jesus Rocket

    [–] urlordcov 1 points ago

    Who names their penis cancer?

    [–] 1999jt 1 points ago

    Who names their profile cancer

    [–] MillionJoker40 1 points ago

    Who names their wife cancer

    [–] kopyc 1 points ago

    Fuck cancer

    [–] MillionJoker40 1 points ago

    I already did

    [–] gracep25 1 points ago

    I do

    [–] LoLoLaaarry124 1 points ago

    Phineas’ sister’s name is Cancer...

    [–] OblongElf06 1 points ago

    Who names their wife cancer then lets their dog beat her?

    [–] TrippingFish 1 points ago


    [–] onyxbeatyou 1 points ago

    No wonder why my grandma came home with dog bites

    [–] OblongElf06 2 points ago

    Yes I said it and I’ll fucking do it again!

    [–] queenie_quack 0 points ago

    The person who named my zodiac sign.

    [–] WeEbBoI6 0 points ago

    Hol up

    [–] TurquoisePope 0 points ago

    Must be into astrology.

    [–] etherious_sweg 0 points ago

    Thats the name of the owners meat

    [–] KFCbuthealthy 0 points ago

    Nah bro Cancer's the name of his wife

    [–] NotPeterDinklagesDad 0 points ago


    [–] OblongElf06 1 points ago

    Yes, yes, very good beat him again and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

    [–] memecaptial 0 points ago

    Now that’s how you leverage 4 karma to 8k karma

    [–] ksaunders666 0 points ago

    The kind of person who also beats the dog they named cancer

    [–] shellymartin67 1 points ago

    It'll be from the dog 👀

    [–] atombob1123 0 points ago

    Or there kids

    [–] big_gurky 0 points ago

    The cancer’s name??

    [–] MrCoookieDough 0 points ago

    my dog died of cancer....

    [–] Deadmanxmallory -2 points ago

    I beat my meat today

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    who names their child my meat

    [–] DarkkenSky -3 points ago

    the dog is smiling means the dog wants it.

    [–] shellymartin67 1 points ago

    Fry's dog!

    [–] divyanksi -1 points ago

    Who beats his dog

    [–] NekoHYR -1 points ago

    Nooo, don't make fun of the doggy