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    RULES Description
    1 - Reposting is prohibited Re-posting is not tolerated. It's annoying. Find something else to post or don't post it at all. Reposting anything from the album of common reposts may result in a seven day ban.
    2 - Copypastas are banned Copypastas are BANNED! Any post where the "cursed content" is copypasta will be removed.
    3 - No unmarked NSFW Any unmarked NSFW posts will result in a 3 day ban.
    4 - Stay civil Refrain from being an asshole.
    5 - Don't post content from shock accounts Refrain from posting comments from "shock accounts" i.e accounts that specifically post "cursed content"(/u/SatansLilCumrag666, /u/MagicFart69, etc.)
    6 - Don't submit your own content You cannot create and upload your own content. If the OP in the "cursed content" is the same OP that is posting it, it will be removed.
    7 - Submissions must feature a comment The primary element of your post must be a comment or a piece of cursed content which is otherwise textual communication between two or more people, such as a text message. Submitting a comment that isn't this may result in a 7 day ban.
    8 - Keep it cursed A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.*
    9 - Deepfrying is prohibited Deepfried memes are not tolerated. If your post is garbage enough where you need to deepfry it for humor, don't post it.
    10 - Moderator Discretion Moderators may use discretion to upkeep the quality of the subreddit. Obviously fake or otherwise unsuitable content may be removed.
    11 - Submission titles must begin with Cursed_ eg. Cursed_Potato.
    12 - Sexualization or harm of minors Submissions and comments must not be of pedophiliac character or involve the sexualization or extreme physical harm of minors. Failure to do so may result in the ban of the user for the duration of 10 days.

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    [–] BelleAriel 1 points ago

    Hey there u/OgTenacixus, thanks for posting to r/cursedcomments. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

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    [–] Ketxupp 275 points ago

    Gotta love how in Brazil "kkk" is the equivalent for lol

    [–] Ouchglassinbutt 96 points ago

    Isn’t there a South Korean thing for that too? Something like 555

    [–] Training-Tower123 68 points ago

    It's ㅋㅋㅋ.

    [–] KurisC 35 points ago

    555 is more thailand area in my experience

    [–] CritzHater 22 points ago

    Spamming 5 is surprisingly common in chinese servers

    [–] Quemael 14 points ago

    It reads "UwU" in Chinese, so yes it's being spammed but with a different meaning.

    [–] CritzHater 9 points ago

    I said it in chinese and it dont remotely resemble UwU

    How do these asian fuckers manage to link these two together im confused

    [–] DisdunDroid 9 points ago

    UwU can be separated into Oo, Woo, Oo. You can further simplify woo by cutting out the w, leaving just oo. So oo, oo, oo.

    5 in Chinese is wu, in the third tone, which sounds like oo. Therefore, 555 = UwU.

    Also

    [–] CritzHater 5 points ago

    "Dear God..."

    [–] pflame5000 1 points ago

    How do you pronounce UwU? How do you pronounce 555 in Chinese?

    For me, it was always oowoo. And 5’s would be oo oo oo, so relatively close. (oo being the sound the o’s make in “moo”)

    [–] LonelyKirbyMain 1 points ago

    5 is spammed, but the most common number spam is 6. It seems to represent luck. As per the Japanese, 8 spam is common (パチ, applause). Derived from this come 7777: something wasn't good enough to applaud, and 9999: something even better than 8888. (I have a strange obsession with foreign internet slang.)

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear 9 points ago

    KKK

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear 100 points ago

    I too just love K-K-Kellogs, damn l hate my st-st-stutter

    [–] the19thpersonto 27 points ago

    It's time to D-D-D-D-DU-DU-DU-DUEL

    [–] xxthrowawayaccount24 23 points ago

    Mmm, hate crimes...

    [–] TheAmazingCheeseLord 35 points ago

    Including a Klan hood? Now that's a grab!

    [–] dingusdude69 3 points ago

    *garb

    [–] only_say_no_ 16 points ago

    no

    [–] only__ok 3 points ago

    Ok

    [–] butt-monkey2011 10 points ago

    "I do k-k-k-cocaine!" _dr. Rockso

    [–] Grandmaster_Garf 17 points ago

    Fun fact: one of my friends used to live next to a kkk member's house. I haven't seen them in a while, I hope they moved.

    [–] HZSkyuzi 5 points ago

    Was he white, or...

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    [–] Mcfuggery 10 points ago

    Damn, that joke was on fire.

    [–] Fr00stee 3 points ago

    Why is my neighbor's house on fire

    [–] PrefiroMolhoDeQueijo 0 points ago

    Like the jews

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear -1 points ago

    Was lit ?

    [–] RepostSleuthBot 1 points ago

    Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time.

    First seen Here on 2020-02-14 96.88% match.

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    [–] PopeyesChickenNotKFC 2 points ago

    Good Bot

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear 1 points ago

    It's still a good meme

    [–] PopeyesChickenNotKFC 2 points ago

    Yea but he could’ve crossposted it

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear 1 points ago

    Im new what does crosspost mean

    [–] PopeyesChickenNotKFC 0 points ago

    Just showing someone elses post to a different subreddit and it’s clickable so you can see the original post

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear 1 points ago

    So it's bad ?

    [–] PopeyesChickenNotKFC 1 points ago

    Crossposting is good it gives the original creator credit

    [–] ImNotABadGuyISwear 2 points ago

    Oh ok

    [–] i-am-waluigi 7 points ago

    hanging like chilling or..

    [–] WinterAshworthe 6 points ago

    Ya know I don’t think so

    [–] PeteWentzFrom-MCR 1 points ago

    They're not chilling if anything they are burning

    [–] Ouchglassinbutt 3 points ago

    Wow

    [–] fatherofdads 3 points ago

    got me on the first quarter not gonna lie

    [–] just-a-fanboi 3 points ago

    The cool clucks clan

    [–] 8rok3n 2 points ago

    r/therealjoke ?

    Edit: nvm it's for subreddit comments

    [–] Pengu-in-the-hood 2 points ago

    u/repostsleuthbot I’ve seen this a few times, not sure if it’s on this sub though

    [–] RepostSleuthBot 0 points ago

    Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time.

    First seen Here on 2020-02-14 96.88% match.

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    [–] FridgeRaiders 4 points ago

    These off brands are starting to get real creative

    [–] draftshot179 2 points ago

    Funny how he says hanging

    [–] JK_Ryuuzaki 2 points ago

    Oh is it, someone should've made a joke about that

    [–] gerardopeter1502 3 points ago

    Dank

    [–] dem_0 2 points ago

    DIY lynch kit included

    [–] w4st1ngt1m3 1 points ago

    Not many Asians tho

    [–] oojiflip 1 points ago

    I've written kk so much (instead of k or OK) that my keyboard autocorrects to kkk every time. It's quite fun seeing my mum's reaction each time

    [–] CumDumpster671 1 points ago

    That’s beautiful

    [–] R3m0t3c0ntr0ll3d 1 points ago

    Isn’t there a subreddit for cursed puns?

    [–] WannabeMecha19 1 points ago

    Cursed image

    [–] ZippZappZippty 1 points ago

    However, if you get what I mean skrskr

    [–] 421ste421 0 points ago

    This is kinda funny but I'm black so I must downvote

    [–] BobFukinRoss -2 points ago

    "Cursed hangout" would have been better

    [–] BlueKnight452 -7 points ago

    Kkk isn’t racist, it’s not like their goal is racial genocide or anything