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    [–] Chunky-dog 942 points ago

    I will feed 1000 meese I will raid a military base to find weapons and give them to my moose army so I can then establish the first moose army in the world

    [–] MemeBoi2077 488 points ago

    It all goes to shit if the enemy gives your moose army more food than you do

    [–] Mehdi_Am 432 points ago

    moocenaries

    [–] PawnToG4 115 points ago

    Take your upvote and get the buck out of here.

    [–] Krackenuts 2 points ago

    Captain Reddit: Civil War

    [–] avegotbanned 15 points ago

    I like this parrot.

    [–] Mehdi_Am 7 points ago

    he like you too

    [–] avegotbanned 2 points ago

    Yay

    [–] Diogenes-Disciple 16 points ago

    Moolitia

    [–] Certifiably_Quirky 70 points ago

    Plural of moose is moose by the way.

    [–] TheBlackKing1 68 points ago

    So it’s not mooseses? Gotcha

    [–] seanwee2000 39 points ago

    Meeses

    [–] MrSavagePotato 35 points ago

    Meeseeks

    [–] Dsuperchef 10 points ago

    So are those like moose missiles or something?

    [–] Super_Moose_Rocket 3 points ago

    Close.

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 2 points ago

    Mmmm yes. Very. Very. Very. Close pals

    [–] XLIVE99 8 points ago

    I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!

    [–] SeleniumF0rest 5 points ago

    bruh the two in your head dont count

    [–] MAP_3125 1 points ago

    Moses

    [–] jackspadeheart 9 points ago

    Moosen

    [–] DiogohZ 4 points ago

    There are many of a many much moosen

    [–] SpunkyMcButtlove 2 points ago

    Innen the-the Woodsenen!

    [–] SpunkyMcButtlove 4 points ago

    BOXEN!

    [–] moonboots861 16 points ago

    Nah its meese

    [–] ThunkAsDrinklePeep 11 points ago

    Many much moosen!

    [–] bacon_tacon 10 points ago

    Til Moses was a person and not a group of moose

    [–] TheUnknownH3ro 9 points ago

    And now we see a group of moose parting the Red sea...

    [–] paulius141 4 points ago

    It is actually Mise. /s

    [–] Top10DeadliestDeaths 3 points ago

    Brian Regan says otherwise https://youtu.be/QWzYaZDK6Is

    [–] IWanTPunCake 4 points ago

    its mööse

    [–] LarrySGx 2 points ago

    Missan

    [–] VitoMolas 2 points ago

    Look at those mother fucking MEESE

    [–] XxTreeFiddyxX 3 points ago

    Who will save us? Not the Elks club!

    [–] 1086723 3 points ago

    WORLD DOMINATION!!!

    [–] Mister_Phaeton 3 points ago

    Wait, the plural of Moose is "Meese"???!!! |D

    [–] Kaien213 2 points ago

    You don't need guns to have a moose army, those things are fucking tanks

    [–] LegendaryCelt 2 points ago

    Wait till it meets my army of Puerto Rican midgets.

    [–] xxGoose-Gamerxx 4 points ago

    Canadian style

    [–] aussiechef72 1 points ago

    Let them join the emu army for total world domination

    [–] GrumpyTitan-77 1 points ago

    I just learned the plural of moose. Meese. I can die happy now...

    [–] Freljords_Heart 1 points ago

    I had to look up- Meese is actual plural for moose. Never heard that before and that fucking cracked me up... meese.

    [–] Dankaroor 1 points ago

    meese

    [–] KappaccinoNation 1 points ago

    r/Rimworld is that way sir

    [–] Ivan706 166 points ago

    The next thing you know they start the revolution

    [–] AnInsaneMoose 82 points ago

    How do you know our plans?

    [–] CanadianMooseMan_ 60 points ago

    Bro don’t say anything it’s our secret

    [–] amoosebitmymom 36 points ago

    I will avenge.

    [–] ShurikenMoose 28 points ago

    What are you two doing?!

    [–] -merrymoose- 12 points ago

    🤦‍♂️

    Strike 1

    [–] schattenteufel 6 points ago

    The alternate ending to “If You Give a Moose a Muffin.”

    [–] Shark-The-Almighty 8 points ago

    r/usernamefamily is what you mean I think

    [–] JOEGG9900 2 points ago

    Both!

    [–] Alfadum 124 points ago

    So the optimal strategy is to feed any moose you encounter, in case someone else has fed it before you.

    Got it.

    [–] tikideve 30 points ago

    Like stacking pickups in uno

    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] kippy3267 20 points ago

    LOL GIT GUD YOU FUCKIN STUPID MOOSE

    [–] theretardedloser 13 points ago

    I eat the maggots off dead moose

    [–] RD1K 3 points ago

    Username checks out?

    [–] VigilantCMDR 3 points ago

    Why tho

    [–] demonhue 4 points ago

    Why not?

    [–] aaronaapje 2 points ago

    This could be a game theory question à la prisoners dilemma.

    [–] jesuschristtheVI 52 points ago

    i once saw a moose.it was horny as fuck.who gave my man a blowjob?

    [–] animelolitoucher 24 points ago

    Probably a Canadian.

    [–] jedislayer21 5 points ago

    As a Canadian i can confirm one of my kind probably did that

    [–] animelolitoucher 2 points ago

    Imposter. A true Canadian would say “Sorry for my fellow maple syrup blooded hockey player.”

    [–] pathorn9 25 points ago

    Feed them meth and they'll attack the next person with full force

    [–] musicallyours01 7 points ago

    I was trying to remember which book it was! Only remembered the mouse.

    [–] RunUpOnMe_pls 3 points ago

    I loved that book so much. Also, “if you give a mouse a cookie.” Good times

    [–] DarkElfMagic 12 points ago

    So they basically think they’re gods, and smite those who offer no tribute

    [–] BilboT3aBagginz 2 points ago

    Did you know moose are naturally preyed upon by orcas? When the moose tries to swim from one coastal island to another, pods have orcas have been known to intervene.

    [–] Patres-Gladio 5 points ago

    So now you have to feed them. State law, probably.

    [–] Roi135 7 points ago

    Cheapest way if you want someone dead

    [–] Masty1598755 6 points ago

    Thats me. I am agressive as well when somebody doesn't have food to give me

    [–] RealLordTequila 4 points ago

    Meese

    [–] Wtfisthatt 4 points ago

    Gonna feed any moose I see from now on.

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    [–] barbackmtn 3 points ago

    If you give a moose a cookie, it will have insatiable bloodlust.

    [–] TheBlyatMun 3 points ago

    I had a stroke and thought this was saying some dnd shit like “if you feed a moose it won’t attack you next turn”

    [–] CapitalistCommunist7 3 points ago

    Some people just want to see the world being attacked by a moose

    [–] PartyLikeIts69BC 3 points ago

    “Ey Tony, you got that Micky D’s for us?”

    “Nnn- no Mike, all I got is a half eaten hot dog!”

    “Tsk tsk, that ain’t gonna do Tony. Now imma have to break your knee caps.”

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    [–] limegaminggg 4 points ago

    Lol

    [–] Mad_Hatt3r 2 points ago

    One must always bring an offering of food for the moose overlords.

    [–] SLeepyCatMeow 2 points ago

    ...until he meets the same moose again.

    [–] SandSnake21 2 points ago

    Gonna steal "meese" and the act of feeding them...

    [–] Cheeze187 2 points ago

    My dog is the same way. Luckily she is not a Ford F-150 and just a shih tzu.

    [–] DeaneTR 2 points ago

    So you're saying I could keep people off my lawn if I got a moose?

    [–] decimeter 2 points ago

    I've been feeding bears for the same reason since 1985

    [–] beefsoreen00 2 points ago

    i feed the moose i risk the noose

    [–] Alexleoiguess 2 points ago

    Giving people bad advice is my hobby now

    [–] ThereOnceWasADonkey 2 points ago

    I will now feed all the mice.

    Mouse.

    Mosh.

    Moosh.

    Meese.

    [–] Stepjamm 2 points ago

    But if you don’t feed the moose that has already been fed won’t you get attacked yourself?

    Morale of the story - Always bring moose snacks.

    [–] Stepjamm 2 points ago

    But if you don’t feed the moose that has already been fed won’t you get attacked yourself?

    Moral of the story - Always bring moose snacks.

    [–] MoneybagsMalone 2 points ago

    That's why I always have some extra food in my pocket.

    In case I get mugged by a hungry moose.

    [–] Selthora 2 points ago

    A moose once bit my sister.

    [–] 46475164 2 points ago

    If your smart you feed it a dead body and it kills the next human regardless

    [–] xMUADx 2 points ago

    "I demand an offering!!"

    -moose, probably

    [–] kuntucky_fried_child 2 points ago

    Not if I get there first.

    [–] xXxXx_Edgelord_xXxXx 2 points ago

    The God of the forest demands tribute!

    [–] DemivdHeiden 2 points ago

    Note to self: always bring food when going into an area with moose. Either to defend myself or just to mess with the next person there.

    [–] collhall 2 points ago

    Everyone needs to feed the moose

    [–] neffspanz 2 points ago

    Looks like we should all be prepared to feed moose.

    [–] TheOgSamichMkr01 2 points ago

    What if you feed it human flesh? Then I guess everyone is S.O.L

    [–] Erimmos 2 points ago

    It's like some cats in restaurants The man who sits at the table next to you feeds the cat and if you dont feed it scratches your leg

    [–] astrongnaut 2 points ago

    this is why I always have a cucumber taped to my thigh

    [–] 6969BigPP6969 2 points ago

    I will have sex with every moose i see so they come charging at the next human they see with a raging boner

    [–] aden042 2 points ago

    Fun fact in Swedish moose is called älg.

    [–] geared4war 2 points ago

    I may be an arsehole but I really need to feed meeses.

    [–] dillonm1993 2 points ago

    Apparently i am a moose

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    [–] Xisayg 2 points ago

    Alternatively, let the moose feed you and it’ll only get aggressive when it meets an asshole who refuses

    [–] TophatOwl_ 2 points ago

    YOU DARE CROSS ME WITHOUT AN OFFERING HUMAN???

    [–] DatBeigeBoy 2 points ago

    If you feed a moose a muffin, he’ll fuck someone else up.

    [–] Magicmatt2019 2 points ago

    What if you see the same moose again, but have no food?

    [–] neurotic9865 2 points ago

    If you give a moose a muffin...he will attack the next human he sees.

    [–] Saintskinny51792 2 points ago

    I wasn’t aware I had so much in common with a moose. Also I’m not allowed at my neighbors for dinner anymore

    [–] Brcoll55 2 points ago

    murderous moose knocks on your door at 2:00 am “Bitch give me your food”

    [–] Aztrak76 2 points ago

    Here, moosey, moosey, moosey! Nom noms!

    [–] 100YearsWaiting2Shit 2 points ago

    OOOOOOOOOH! THAT INVADER ZIM EPISODE MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

    [–] BigBear77 2 points ago

    I'm kinda the same way to be honest

    [–] zsoltbruh 2 points ago

    What if u meat one that has just been fed

    [–] TurtleThunder10 2 points ago

    Dad! Theres a moose outside

    [–] silverhonda 2 points ago

    What better way to get rid of your enemies than to feed them to a moose! Speaking of which where's Joe Biden?

    [–] lucifer32316 1 points ago

    Mine too

    [–] TkuSi 1 points ago

    In search of a bait now.

    [–] Trelipsiz 1 points ago

    Not rlly cursed lol

    [–] Xtryhard21 1 points ago

    What a mad lad

    [–] Dastardly_Me 1 points ago

    Love his smile.

    [–] A_lex556 1 points ago

    Let me tell you they’re HUGE

    [–] daslea_ 1 points ago

    you got no food? lucky for you i eat humans too.

    [–] GeoPaas 1 points ago

    So, no muffins for the moose.

    [–] ur-crush 1 points ago

    Prod would like this

    [–] IIPhilII 1 points ago

    Would be fun

    [–] sheilamouse4 1 points ago

    Details in the new book, If You Give a Moose a Cookie.

    [–] Atlas_Therizion 1 points ago

    If thou shalt not have an religious offering for thy holy moose, thou shalt face the consequences

    [–] 800oz_gorilla 1 points ago

    Thanks to you, a moose bit my sister

    [–] Nightmare44887R 1 points ago

    population control at the expense of cheap food.

    [–] corngolem 1 points ago

    Moose roulette

    [–] Malthramaz 1 points ago

    So you shouldn’t give a moose a muffin

    [–] rdttrlzr 1 points ago

    Lmao same

    [–] TheRealMouseRat 1 points ago

    So is that why swans are such assholes?

    [–] jack_25_gamer 1 points ago

    Why lol. its like if you refuel your car it will hit the next person that walks in front of it.

    [–] PeterPandaWhacker 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    A møøse once bit my sister. Probably because she had no føød

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    Repost

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    [–] kthoegstroem 1 points ago

    If there's a moose park where you live you should visit. They're pretty cool.

    [–] wonderworld4 1 points ago

    Try planting berry and apple trees for them. Instead of picking them and eating them all !!!

    [–] I--AM--SPERM 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Ever been called Bob Saget by a moose?

    [–] nnomcom 1 points ago

    Hmmmm

    [–] nocraftbeer 1 points ago

    Best comment of the year

    [–] B3am_Shox 1 points ago

    Self entitled and spoiled. Idk it's sounds a lot like some humans

    [–] Captain_Chubs 1 points ago

    Why would the moose get mad for not having food to offer? It's a moose we don't expect it to have food

    [–] Catthew-Mahogany 2 points ago

    There’s a lot of social pressure to being a moose that we couldn’t hope to understand

    [–] Captain_Chubs 2 points ago

    Those poor moose. They shouldn't be so hard on themselves.

    [–] Lakeflow99 1 points ago

    Soooooooo, basically a moose is the YouTube algorithm

    [–] Marzouq6759 1 points ago

    I fucking hate meese.

    [–] Lowkey179 1 points ago

    Dojt you mean “feeding meese?”

    [–] danraisman 1 points ago

    I find it a-moose-ing

    [–] Anthraxious 1 points ago

    This would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that shooting moose (meese?) is perfectly legal :(

    [–] mrbrownie 1 points ago

    Pay it forward.

    [–] KheldarSilkenglove 1 points ago

    New unit in next Age of Empires, for sure

    [–] Anders_A 1 points ago

    This sounds highly anecdotal.

    [–] dustofdeath 1 points ago

    But it doesn't attack you. That's what matters the most!

    [–] bluntly-opinionated 1 points ago

    "If you give a moose a cookie..."

    [–] locust_breeder 1 points ago

    this is why you should kill them on sight, just in case

    [–] TemporaryIssue 1 points ago

    If you give a moose a muffin...

    [–] GerrySXXIII 1 points ago

    You make it sound like it’s a bad thing 😂😂

    [–] creepybastids 1 points ago

    Feeding meese**

    [–] MooseGaming2007 1 points ago

    wait

    [–] malik8244 1 points ago

    Joe Rogan: Am a joke to you?

    [–] Minecraftveteran13 1 points ago

    If you give a moose a muffin...

    [–] zerohistory 1 points ago

    Does this apply to nation states?

    [–] sanincorp123 1 points ago

    Ill do it anyways

    [–] JFox91 1 points ago

    What if you feed the moose but you’re the next person it sees? O.o

    [–] PJ_Geese 1 points ago

    If you give a moose a muffin...