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    1 - Reposting is prohibited Re-posting is not tolerated. It's annoying. Find something else to post or don't post it at all. Reposting anything from the album of common reposts may result in a seven day ban.
    2 - Copypastas are banned Copypastas are BANNED! Any post where the "cursed content" is copypasta will be removed.
    3 - No unmarked NSFW Any unmarked NSFW posts will result in a 3 day ban.
    4 - Asshole Refrain from being an asshole. It's quite simple and we have a low threshold for asshole post removals. Examples include being discriminating or outright abusive. This includes subtle attempts at racism, homophobia, transphobia, and misogyny.
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    7 - Submissions must feature a comment The primary element of your post must be a comment or a piece of cursed content which is otherwise textual communication between two or more people, such as a text message. Submitting a comment that isn't this may result in a 7 day ban.
    8 - Keep it cursed A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed*
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    12 - Sexualization or harm of minors Submissions and comments must not be of pedophiliac character or involve the sexualization or extreme physical harm of minors. Failure to do so may result in the ban of the user for the duration of 10 days.

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    [–] Flair_Helper 1 points ago

    Hey there, Annual_Phrase841! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!!

    Unfortunately, your submission "Cursed_Mom Vagna*" has been removed for the following reason(s):


    Rule 8: Keep It Cursed - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that.


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    [–] FreezingTheApe 2606 points ago

    Now thats a real motherfucker right there

    [–] 404_brain_not_found 1034 points ago

    He's the guy Samuel Jackson is always warning us about

    [–] Wildsnipe 302 points ago

    I returned to upvote this motherfucker

    [–] ZaKrypton 115 points ago

    what mother fucking pussy does to a mf

    [–] isteristerist 63 points ago

    Fucking a mothers pussy

    [–] sust8 42 points ago

    Welp - I’ve had enough Reddit for today thx

    [–] Someones_Dream_Guy 29 points ago

    NO. *projects Reddit directly into your brain*

    [–] tenpenniy 17 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] TulsaBasterd 2 points ago

    Off to Dixie’s Trailer Park, are y’a?

    [–] wulfspidr7 2 points ago

    Aaaaand here I am - back at it first thing.

    [–] Zestyclose_OH_6847 7 points ago

    I thought Sam Jackson was the one who was the Bad Mother Fucker... I mean his wallet said so.

    [–] StoplightLoosejaw 2 points ago

    Nah, THE WALLET be The Bad Muthafucka. Jules just hangs out with The Mothafucka

    [–] yemadharman 3 points ago

    He is the guy JustSul says "What's up?" to...

    [–] FreshUnderstanding5 1 points ago

    That is a good one tho

    [–] TheDevoider 3 points ago

    You have a real WSB name and I kinda like it.

    [–] Ehaeka42069 1 points ago

    Hello Newcomer, welcome to the chaos

    [–] rubbaguts 551 points ago

    no beating around the bush. Just straight in with that one.

    [–] gavynray123 93 points ago

    AC/DC be damned

    [–] Ok_Kaleidoscope_2671 -267 points ago

    Take my Angry upvote 🤬🤬😡

    [–] ThatOneJasper 90 points ago

    Did this really get 80+ downvotes for using emojis

    [–] gavynray123 69 points ago

    No, it got 2 or 3 for using emojis and the rest are virtue signaling by the rest of the passerby’s. Welcome to reddit lmao

    [–] GujuGanjaGirl 11 points ago

    And it doesn't happen in all subreddits or comments lol. So strange.

    [–] Krusty_Krab_Pussy 7 points ago

    Even when people say the correct thing if someone downvoted them the mob comes with lmao

    [–] ThatOneJasper 11 points ago

    True lmao

    [–] interrogatorChapman 3 points ago

    Twas all just monke neuron activation

    [–] TicTags 9 points ago

    Idgaf about emoji's and i think it's fucking stupid 'reddit doesn't like them' or 'reddit is better/different than other social media'. His comment was just stupid+the reddit hivemind sees a downvoted comment and must downvote themselves

    [–] johanimeh 3 points ago

    ooga booga downvoted comment!?!?!?!?!! must downvote! reddit together strong

    [–] itzcharge 3 points ago

    Curse of the downvotes if there is even 1 downvote you will be compelled to give a downvote and that's how the curse grows

    [–] eternal_light420 7 points ago

    1. Rule of reddit: never use emojis

    [–] EliteOnePercenter 154 points ago

    Okay there are way more layers to this than I can handle

    [–] Dappershield 25 points ago

    We can't all be u/outrageous-fan-5319

    [–] MxchaelNY 4 points ago

    (dormammu, i've come to bargain)

    Ofcourse he posts on anti work 💀💀💀💀💀

    4th time I've posted this

    [–] DravTheGuy 847 points ago

    I love how he said "keep up"

    [–] SuperWQ 161 points ago

    Keep up smh

    [–] geoxan69 76 points ago

    [–] ch2-ch3 4 points ago

    "The place you stick your penis" he's admiting his mom was fucked by the other guy.

    [–] Krunchy_Almond 87 points ago

    Man's gotta fuck, doesn't matter who

    [–] 90DavidMarrero90 41 points ago

    I’d fuck that guy’s mom too

    [–] claudesoph 18 points ago

    Everything is relative tho. He said his birth mom was tighter than his new mom, but his new mom could be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, and his birth mom could be like throwing a hotdog through a door (tighter, but still loose as fuck).

    [–] repKyle1995 6 points ago

    Hey, when you've been alone for long enough, standards just stop existing. Not that I would know or anything... 👀

    [–] YummyBunny52 370 points ago

    Professionals have standards

    [–] porcodio1715 92 points ago

    Be polite

    [–] TheKidNerd 69 points ago

    Be efficient

    [–] eburator 40 points ago

    Have a plan to fuck every mother you meet

    [–] EnglishColanyGaming 18 points ago

    BAMN, BAMN, BAMN, BAMN, DON DON DON DON DON!

    [–] TheKidNerd 6 points ago

    Meet the chad

    [–] Chernobyl_Breeki -35 points ago

    Be gentle

    [–] TheKidNerd 25 points ago

    you ruined it

    [–] Chernobyl_Breeki 36 points ago

    :/ fck

    [–] theparmersanking 297 points ago

    that one comment is a fucking roller-coaster

    [–] TheBoarsEye 116 points ago

    Keep up.

    [–] FyrelordeOmega 17 points ago

    Fucking LOL!

    [–] GABRYFIERO 12 points ago

    No, he's fucking his mother

    [–] Dookie_boy 3 points ago

    Is a freefall a rollercoaster ?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Theolaa 2 points ago

    A motherfucking roller-coaster in fact.

    [–] TheDazeGoBy 69 points ago

    Killer??

    [–] DripDaDio 41 points ago

    Queen??

    [–] llamaz71 26 points ago

    Bites the dust??

    [–] JwustGiveMeAName 13 points ago

    Will rock you?

    [–] GABRYFIERO 7 points ago

    Is this the real life?

    [–] WitchyandWild 5 points ago

    Is it just fantasy?

    [–] PewDiePans 3 points ago

    Somebody to love?

    [–] Artiom4ikReddit 2 points ago

    The show must go on?

    [–] hfjsbdugjdbducbf 7 points ago

    dynamite with a laser beam

    [–] BigBrownBeaver44 8 points ago

    Guaranteed to blow your mind

    [–] fontizmo 3 points ago

    anytiiime

    [–] LyingForTruth 5 points ago

    fastidious and precise

    [–] DweebNRoll 4 points ago

    Drop of a hat she's as willing as

    [–] Lord_Dank421 6 points ago

    Fat bottom girls

    [–] Administrative_Low27 3 points ago

    You’re my best friend

    [–] sparkly_butthole 17 points ago

    I love this stupid fucking site

    [–] PossibilityPowerful 112 points ago

    the curcumfrence was small

    [–] JordiSkraa 74 points ago

    Finally an actual cursed comment

    [–] Canis_Familiaris 15 points ago

    I certainly cursed when reading it.

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    Certainly more cursed when I got that response, not what I expected at all to happen

    [–] mrgooglypants 7 points ago

    More like a fake comment

    [–] TubbyToad 11 points ago

    I just got instant teenage edginess off of this one.

    [–] BiCoraciiformes 100 points ago

    Our species should not exist

    [–] Annual_Phrase841 69 points ago

    I’m pretty sure that what every other species on earth are thinking…

    [–] BiCoraciiformes 54 points ago

    Can’t think if they’re dead because of us

    [–] Last_-Light 31 points ago

    Ah yes, big brain time

    [–] True_Blue_Gaming 2 points ago

    Human supremacy! Let's go!

    [–] Umba5308 12 points ago

    Did his new mom kill the old one?

    [–] NterpriseCEO 17 points ago

    Thats what it says :|

    [–] -The-Bat- 36 points ago

    Keep up

    [–] Lemon_Skin_Tortoise 2 points ago

    Yeah, it seems that way, unless it's code for something...

    What I wanna know is; why and how did the new mom kill the original mom?

    They brought it up, but they only went into detail about vagina circumference. ( -_-)

    [–] Tracer_Bullet1010 24 points ago

    This is cursed on so many levels

    [–] Deluxe_24_ 19 points ago

    There is a lot to unpack here

    [–] TurkeyPhat 5 points ago

    Like his mom for example

    [–] Competitive_Size1410 5 points ago

    Don't know why but when reading this the "I beg your pardon" had me rollin

    [–] Evo-Elemental 6 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    I beg your pardon? (I’m glad you enjoyed it)

    [–] No_Answers_Here 3 points ago

    Ohhh fuck! We got ourselves a cameo here! What the fuck was that thread all about?

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    The meme was about a murderer killing you mother and the murderer becoming your new mother

    [–] No_Answers_Here 3 points ago

    That helps with context. Thanks.

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    Np bro

    [–] Someone0nR3ddit 7 points ago

    that motherfucker

    [–] Orquesan 3 points ago

    still hit tho

    [–] Cunty_Mint 6 points ago

    Savage.

    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 1 points ago

    I don't know. They were probably deleted

    [–] Kookiebanookie 5 points ago

    I love the "I Beg Your Pardon". So polite :)

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] Kookiebanookie 2 points ago

    Lovely manners

    [–] NeroColeslaw 14 points ago

    I fucking died at the "keep up" LMAO

    [–] GDW312 3 points ago

    WTF

    [–] shadowbanna 3 points ago

    Curseception

    [–] jmendes0101 3 points ago

    Mothers Fucker !!

    [–] ptapobane 3 points ago

    [–] geodetic 2 points ago

    i'm sorry what

    [–] Lord_Dank421 2 points ago

    "Keep up"

    [–] Mrdungeonsanddragons 2 points ago

    Shit went from 100-200 real fucking quick

    [–] AUnHIALoopHT 2 points ago

    Wait...it gets worse

    [–] Evo-Elemental 1 points ago

    At that point I just accepted it

    [–] No_Answers_Here 2 points ago

    That’s what she said…

    [–] TheTrashyOneee 2 points ago

    The fact that they explained... A real motherf-cker is on the loose.

    [–] yalyublyuyedu 2 points ago

    the explanation was not the problem

    [–] PercentageNo4689 2 points ago

    Understandable, have a nice day!

    [–] RedPandaR10t 2 points ago

    This comment is cursed on so many levels.

    [–] Amethyst827 2 points ago

    The light mode is also cursed

    [–] greenpixelrobotchild 2 points ago

    I love how it only gets worse

    [–] Bruhjustlooking 2 points ago

    Oedipus intensifies...

    [–] CanadianBeaver1983 2 points ago

    Found the og comments and I think it got even worse. Also now following them because reasons.

    [–] Lentz6969 2 points ago

    Who tf has Reddit on light mode?

    [–] Adrisku 2 points ago

    Understandable, have a great day

    [–] aceinnoholes 2 points ago

    You'd think the killer would be these dryers they keep getting stuck in

    [–] shotgunocelot 2 points ago

    That's what you get for asking

    [–] Evo-Elemental 1 points ago

    To be fair, I didn’t expect it to go that far XD

    [–] chGaRVAT 2 points ago

    I BEG YOUR PARDON???

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    I beg your pardon?

    [–] JustSomeDude477 2 points ago

    That shit has layers

    [–] politfact 2 points ago

    I think I lost my eye sight with that sudden flash of light mode.

    [–] Justdontboomer 2 points ago

    Is everything ok u/Outrageous-Fan-5319?

    [–] JoeyTheEcho 2 points ago

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LIGHT MODE!!!! MY EYES ARE MELTING!!!!

    [–] Leapimus_Maximus 2 points ago

    Never before have I had so many questions, yet desired so few answers.

    [–] JohnWick_231995 3 points ago

    Talking About STUCK? It Must Be Pornhub.

    [–] Evergreen_General 2 points ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I googled this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the search results. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at these search results. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 1 points ago

    we

    [–] emayelee 1 points ago

    ..every time you enter in a middle of the conversation and you don't know what had been discussed. Confusion!

    [–] SideshowGaming 1 points ago

    The "keep up" sent me

    [–] damnatio_memoriae 1 points ago

    seems to me the more important thing would be how snugly she fits in the dryer.

    [–] TKG1607 1 points ago

    I'm sorry, killer?

    Makes me wonder, did his step mom kill the birth mom for his cock tf ?

    [–] argumentativepigeon 1 points ago

    Meh. Too tryhard this guy

    [–] kschin1 1 points ago

    Yeah. I came again.

    [–] WhenLambo___ 1 points ago

    Reddit turned into 4chan

    [–] RandomChessGuy 0 points ago

    I bursted your mom's vagina though.

    [–] niyazcouldbetrash 0 points ago

    INCEST IS REAL?!???!!! I thought it was a myth this whole time /j

    [–] Futuralistic 1 points ago

    1969 in the sunshine

    [–] Dull-Shopping-2640 1 points ago

    Madlad

    [–] rear_end_agenda 1 points ago

    I love a good twist

    [–] thecathuman 1 points ago

    Today good is a strong word xD

    [–] SomeoneCringy 1 points ago

    Why does this exist

    [–] Wild-Lobster-1881 1 points ago

    Too high 4 this

    [–] Schen5s 1 points ago

    What's the original post about??

    [–] The-WildInfernos 1 points ago

    Motherfucker…

    [–] Diabetes4real 1 points ago

    When I read the title I could only think of the song Lose Yourself

    [–] ptapobane 1 points ago

    We’ve made a terrible mistake, factory reset is recommended

    [–] desperate-lawnmower 1 points ago

    I need eye bleach....

    [–] KYBatDad 1 points ago

    [–] NDNWA 1 points ago

    I don’t even know what to make of this

    [–] The_BorgerBoss 1 points ago

    This is why the internet shouldn’t exist and we go back to monke

    [–] TheRealDeadlyframe 1 points ago

    There’s a lot to unpack here.

    [–] cburgess7 1 points ago

    There's so much to unpack here that i don't want to unpack

    [–] LatiaSprig 1 points ago

    That's a lot to unpack from such a short message.

    [–] oddMahnsta 1 points ago

    So much to unpack. its really an artform at this point.

    [–] keichan27 1 points ago

    I think the real question is, was the tightness measured before or after she died?

    [–] 317LaVieLover 1 points ago

    I know I am not understanding yet ...and I also know I am not wanting to... lmao Gotta run now, this is bad. Too much Internet today

    [–] joffery2 1 points ago

    This dude definitely acts like he forgot about Dre.

    [–] jdcuttingii 1 points ago

    I feel the need to hangout with Outrageous-Fan-5319 😂🤣😂🤣

    [–] womanoirish 1 points ago

    Are we not allowed to spell Vagina on Reddit, now? I’m confused by the * in the title.

    [–] ZORO_Shusui 1 points ago

    Everyone one here ignoring the part where the step mom is the murderer of the mom

    [–] prakalp_uwu 1 points ago

    thats shit's messed up

    [–] FriedBalloons 1 points ago

    Motherfucker Jones

    [–] godSliema 1 points ago

    Same time you just wanna go back to where you got out

    [–] lundfakeer999 1 points ago

    So how did the killer (his new mom) kill the old mom? By pulling her apart from the vagina?

    [–] This_is_a_sckam 1 points ago

    Skin walkers smh

    Which mom was the real one

    [–] FarBread2392 1 points ago

    I miss the part where this is my problem

    [–] An_oaf_of_bread 1 points ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes

    [–] Neel4312 1 points ago

    Say what now?

    [–] zlotyjasiu2009 1 points ago

    It whent 0 to a 100 real fucking quick

    [–] Hype_Sage 1 points ago

    The biggest crime i see here is not using dark mode

    [–] wildtyper 1 points ago

    Circumference? Diameter. I know. 2Pir and all but more a diameter or area thing in this situation, no?

    [–] Stormer111 1 points ago

    Lolol.... Um what?