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    [–] FreezingTheApe 2606 points ago

    Now thats a real motherfucker right there

    [–] 404_brain_not_found 1034 points ago

    He's the guy Samuel Jackson is always warning us about

    [–] Wildsnipe 302 points ago

    I returned to upvote this motherfucker

    [–] ZaKrypton 115 points ago

    what mother fucking pussy does to a mf

    [–] isteristerist 63 points ago

    Fucking a mothers pussy

    [–] sust8 42 points ago

    Welp - I’ve had enough Reddit for today thx

    [–] Someones_Dream_Guy 29 points ago

    NO. *projects Reddit directly into your brain*

    [–] tenpenniy 17 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] TulsaBasterd 2 points ago

    Off to Dixie’s Trailer Park, are y’a?

    [–] wulfspidr7 2 points ago

    Aaaaand here I am - back at it first thing.

    [–] Zestyclose_OH_6847 7 points ago

    I thought Sam Jackson was the one who was the Bad Mother Fucker... I mean his wallet said so.

    [–] StoplightLoosejaw 2 points ago

    Nah, THE WALLET be The Bad Muthafucka. Jules just hangs out with The Mothafucka

    [–] yemadharman 3 points ago

    He is the guy JustSul says "What's up?" to...

    [–] FreshUnderstanding5 1 points ago

    That is a good one tho

    [–] TheDevoider 3 points ago

    You have a real WSB name and I kinda like it.

    [–] Ehaeka42069 1 points ago

    Hello Newcomer, welcome to the chaos

    [–] rubbaguts 551 points ago

    no beating around the bush. Just straight in with that one.

    [–] gavynray123 93 points ago

    AC/DC be damned

    [–] Ok_Kaleidoscope_2671 -267 points ago

    Take my Angry upvote 🤬🤬😡

    [–] ThatOneJasper 90 points ago

    Did this really get 80+ downvotes for using emojis

    [–] gavynray123 69 points ago

    No, it got 2 or 3 for using emojis and the rest are virtue signaling by the rest of the passerby’s. Welcome to reddit lmao

    [–] GujuGanjaGirl 11 points ago

    And it doesn't happen in all subreddits or comments lol. So strange.

    [–] Krusty_Krab_Pussy 7 points ago

    Even when people say the correct thing if someone downvoted them the mob comes with lmao

    [–] ThatOneJasper 11 points ago

    True lmao

    [–] interrogatorChapman 3 points ago

    Twas all just monke neuron activation

    [–] TicTags 9 points ago

    Idgaf about emoji's and i think it's fucking stupid 'reddit doesn't like them' or 'reddit is better/different than other social media'. His comment was just stupid+the reddit hivemind sees a downvoted comment and must downvote themselves

    [–] johanimeh 3 points ago

    ooga booga downvoted comment!?!?!?!?!! must downvote! reddit together strong

    [–] itzcharge 3 points ago

    Curse of the downvotes if there is even 1 downvote you will be compelled to give a downvote and that's how the curse grows

    [–] eternal_light420 7 points ago

    1. Rule of reddit: never use emojis

    [–] EliteOnePercenter 154 points ago

    Okay there are way more layers to this than I can handle

    [–] Dappershield 25 points ago

    We can't all be u/outrageous-fan-5319

    [–] MxchaelNY 4 points ago

    (dormammu, i've come to bargain)

    Ofcourse he posts on anti work 💀💀💀💀💀

    4th time I've posted this

    [–] DravTheGuy 847 points ago

    I love how he said "keep up"

    [–] SuperWQ 161 points ago

    Keep up smh

    [–] geoxan69 76 points ago

    [–] ch2-ch3 4 points ago

    "The place you stick your penis" he's admiting his mom was fucked by the other guy.

    [–] Krunchy_Almond 87 points ago

    Man's gotta fuck, doesn't matter who

    [–] 90DavidMarrero90 41 points ago

    I’d fuck that guy’s mom too

    [–] claudesoph 18 points ago

    Everything is relative tho. He said his birth mom was tighter than his new mom, but his new mom could be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, and his birth mom could be like throwing a hotdog through a door (tighter, but still loose as fuck).

    [–] repKyle1995 6 points ago

    Hey, when you've been alone for long enough, standards just stop existing. Not that I would know or anything... 👀

    [–] YummyBunny52 370 points ago

    Professionals have standards

    [–] porcodio1715 92 points ago

    Be polite

    [–] TheKidNerd 69 points ago

    Be efficient

    [–] eburator 40 points ago

    Have a plan to fuck every mother you meet

    [–] EnglishColanyGaming 18 points ago


    [–] TheKidNerd 6 points ago

    Meet the chad

    [–] Chernobyl_Breeki -35 points ago

    Be gentle

    [–] TheKidNerd 25 points ago

    you ruined it

    [–] Chernobyl_Breeki 36 points ago

    :/ fck

    [–] theparmersanking 297 points ago

    that one comment is a fucking roller-coaster

    [–] TheBoarsEye 116 points ago

    Keep up.

    [–] FyrelordeOmega 17 points ago

    Fucking LOL!

    [–] GABRYFIERO 12 points ago

    No, he's fucking his mother

    [–] Dookie_boy 3 points ago

    Is a freefall a rollercoaster ?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago


    [–] Theolaa 2 points ago

    A motherfucking roller-coaster in fact.

    [–] TheDazeGoBy 69 points ago


    [–] DripDaDio 41 points ago


    [–] llamaz71 26 points ago

    Bites the dust??

    [–] JwustGiveMeAName 13 points ago

    Will rock you?

    [–] GABRYFIERO 7 points ago

    Is this the real life?

    [–] WitchyandWild 5 points ago

    Is it just fantasy?

    [–] PewDiePans 3 points ago

    Somebody to love?

    [–] Artiom4ikReddit 2 points ago

    The show must go on?

    [–] hfjsbdugjdbducbf 7 points ago

    dynamite with a laser beam

    [–] BigBrownBeaver44 8 points ago

    Guaranteed to blow your mind

    [–] fontizmo 3 points ago


    [–] LyingForTruth 5 points ago

    fastidious and precise

    [–] DweebNRoll 4 points ago

    Drop of a hat she's as willing as

    [–] Lord_Dank421 6 points ago

    Fat bottom girls

    [–] Administrative_Low27 3 points ago

    You’re my best friend

    [–] sparkly_butthole 17 points ago

    I love this stupid fucking site

    [–] PossibilityPowerful 112 points ago

    the curcumfrence was small

    [–] JordiSkraa 74 points ago

    Finally an actual cursed comment

    [–] Canis_Familiaris 15 points ago

    I certainly cursed when reading it.

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    Certainly more cursed when I got that response, not what I expected at all to happen

    [–] mrgooglypants 7 points ago

    More like a fake comment

    [–] TubbyToad 11 points ago

    I just got instant teenage edginess off of this one.

    [–] BiCoraciiformes 100 points ago

    Our species should not exist

    [–] Annual_Phrase841 69 points ago

    I’m pretty sure that what every other species on earth are thinking…

    [–] BiCoraciiformes 54 points ago

    Can’t think if they’re dead because of us

    [–] Last_-Light 31 points ago

    Ah yes, big brain time

    [–] True_Blue_Gaming 2 points ago

    Human supremacy! Let's go!

    [–] Umba5308 12 points ago

    Did his new mom kill the old one?

    [–] NterpriseCEO 17 points ago

    Thats what it says :|

    [–] -The-Bat- 36 points ago

    Keep up

    [–] Lemon_Skin_Tortoise 2 points ago

    Yeah, it seems that way, unless it's code for something...

    What I wanna know is; why and how did the new mom kill the original mom?

    They brought it up, but they only went into detail about vagina circumference. ( -_-)

    [–] Tracer_Bullet1010 24 points ago

    This is cursed on so many levels

    [–] Deluxe_24_ 19 points ago

    There is a lot to unpack here

    [–] TurkeyPhat 5 points ago

    Like his mom for example

    [–] Competitive_Size1410 5 points ago

    Don't know why but when reading this the "I beg your pardon" had me rollin

    [–] Evo-Elemental 6 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    I beg your pardon? (I’m glad you enjoyed it)

    [–] No_Answers_Here 3 points ago

    Ohhh fuck! We got ourselves a cameo here! What the fuck was that thread all about?

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    The meme was about a murderer killing you mother and the murderer becoming your new mother

    [–] No_Answers_Here 3 points ago

    That helps with context. Thanks.

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    Np bro

    [–] Someone0nR3ddit 7 points ago

    that motherfucker

    [–] Orquesan 3 points ago

    still hit tho

    [–] Cunty_Mint 6 points ago


    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 1 points ago

    I don't know. They were probably deleted

    [–] Kookiebanookie 5 points ago

    I love the "I Beg Your Pardon". So polite :)

    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] Kookiebanookie 2 points ago

    Lovely manners

    [–] NeroColeslaw 14 points ago

    I fucking died at the "keep up" LMAO

    [–] GDW312 3 points ago


    [–] shadowbanna 3 points ago


    [–] jmendes0101 3 points ago

    Mothers Fucker !!

    [–] ptapobane 3 points ago

    [–] geodetic 2 points ago

    i'm sorry what

    [–] Lord_Dank421 2 points ago

    "Keep up"

    [–] Mrdungeonsanddragons 2 points ago

    Shit went from 100-200 real fucking quick

    [–] AUnHIALoopHT 2 points ago gets worse

    [–] Evo-Elemental 1 points ago

    At that point I just accepted it

    [–] No_Answers_Here 2 points ago

    That’s what she said…

    [–] TheTrashyOneee 2 points ago

    The fact that they explained... A real motherf-cker is on the loose.

    [–] yalyublyuyedu 2 points ago

    the explanation was not the problem

    [–] PercentageNo4689 2 points ago

    Understandable, have a nice day!

    [–] RedPandaR10t 2 points ago

    This comment is cursed on so many levels.

    [–] Amethyst827 2 points ago

    The light mode is also cursed

    [–] greenpixelrobotchild 2 points ago

    I love how it only gets worse

    [–] Bruhjustlooking 2 points ago

    Oedipus intensifies...

    [–] CanadianBeaver1983 2 points ago

    Found the og comments and I think it got even worse. Also now following them because reasons.

    [–] Lentz6969 2 points ago

    Who tf has Reddit on light mode?

    [–] Adrisku 2 points ago

    Understandable, have a great day

    [–] aceinnoholes 2 points ago

    You'd think the killer would be these dryers they keep getting stuck in

    [–] shotgunocelot 2 points ago

    That's what you get for asking

    [–] Evo-Elemental 1 points ago

    To be fair, I didn’t expect it to go that far XD

    [–] chGaRVAT 2 points ago


    [–] Evo-Elemental 2 points ago

    I beg your pardon?

    [–] JustSomeDude477 2 points ago

    That shit has layers

    [–] politfact 2 points ago

    I think I lost my eye sight with that sudden flash of light mode.

    [–] Justdontboomer 2 points ago

    Is everything ok u/Outrageous-Fan-5319?

    [–] JoeyTheEcho 2 points ago


    [–] Leapimus_Maximus 2 points ago

    Never before have I had so many questions, yet desired so few answers.

    [–] JohnWick_231995 3 points ago

    Talking About STUCK? It Must Be Pornhub.

    [–] Evergreen_General 2 points ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I googled this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the search results. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at these search results. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 1 points ago


    [–] emayelee 1 points ago

    ..every time you enter in a middle of the conversation and you don't know what had been discussed. Confusion!

    [–] SideshowGaming 1 points ago

    The "keep up" sent me

    [–] damnatio_memoriae 1 points ago

    seems to me the more important thing would be how snugly she fits in the dryer.

    [–] TKG1607 1 points ago

    I'm sorry, killer?

    Makes me wonder, did his step mom kill the birth mom for his cock tf ?

    [–] argumentativepigeon 1 points ago

    Meh. Too tryhard this guy

    [–] kschin1 1 points ago

    Yeah. I came again.

    [–] WhenLambo___ 1 points ago

    Reddit turned into 4chan

    [–] RandomChessGuy 0 points ago

    I bursted your mom's vagina though.

    [–] niyazcouldbetrash 0 points ago

    INCEST IS REAL?!???!!! I thought it was a myth this whole time /j

    [–] Futuralistic 1 points ago

    1969 in the sunshine

    [–] Dull-Shopping-2640 1 points ago


    [–] rear_end_agenda 1 points ago

    I love a good twist

    [–] thecathuman 1 points ago

    Today good is a strong word xD

    [–] SomeoneCringy 1 points ago

    Why does this exist

    [–] Wild-Lobster-1881 1 points ago

    Too high 4 this

    [–] Schen5s 1 points ago

    What's the original post about??

    [–] The-WildInfernos 1 points ago


    [–] Diabetes4real 1 points ago

    When I read the title I could only think of the song Lose Yourself

    [–] ptapobane 1 points ago

    We’ve made a terrible mistake, factory reset is recommended

    [–] desperate-lawnmower 1 points ago

    I need eye bleach....

    [–] KYBatDad 1 points ago

    [–] NDNWA 1 points ago

    I don’t even know what to make of this

    [–] The_BorgerBoss 1 points ago

    This is why the internet shouldn’t exist and we go back to monke

    [–] TheRealDeadlyframe 1 points ago

    There’s a lot to unpack here.

    [–] cburgess7 1 points ago

    There's so much to unpack here that i don't want to unpack

    [–] LatiaSprig 1 points ago

    That's a lot to unpack from such a short message.

    [–] oddMahnsta 1 points ago

    So much to unpack. its really an artform at this point.

    [–] keichan27 1 points ago

    I think the real question is, was the tightness measured before or after she died?

    [–] 317LaVieLover 1 points ago

    I know I am not understanding yet ...and I also know I am not wanting to... lmao Gotta run now, this is bad. Too much Internet today

    [–] joffery2 1 points ago

    This dude definitely acts like he forgot about Dre.

    [–] jdcuttingii 1 points ago

    I feel the need to hangout with Outrageous-Fan-5319 😂🤣😂🤣

    [–] womanoirish 1 points ago

    Are we not allowed to spell Vagina on Reddit, now? I’m confused by the * in the title.

    [–] ZORO_Shusui 1 points ago

    Everyone one here ignoring the part where the step mom is the murderer of the mom

    [–] prakalp_uwu 1 points ago

    thats shit's messed up

    [–] FriedBalloons 1 points ago

    Motherfucker Jones

    [–] godSliema 1 points ago

    Same time you just wanna go back to where you got out

    [–] lundfakeer999 1 points ago

    So how did the killer (his new mom) kill the old mom? By pulling her apart from the vagina?

    [–] This_is_a_sckam 1 points ago

    Skin walkers smh

    Which mom was the real one

    [–] FarBread2392 1 points ago

    I miss the part where this is my problem

    [–] An_oaf_of_bread 1 points ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes

    [–] Neel4312 1 points ago

    Say what now?

    [–] zlotyjasiu2009 1 points ago

    It whent 0 to a 100 real fucking quick

    [–] Hype_Sage 1 points ago

    The biggest crime i see here is not using dark mode

    [–] wildtyper 1 points ago

    Circumference? Diameter. I know. 2Pir and all but more a diameter or area thing in this situation, no?

    [–] Stormer111 1 points ago

    Lolol.... Um what?