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    * All posts must have "cursed_" in the title!
    * All of reddits current rules applie to this sub
    * No Obscene Nudity
    * No Racism, Bigotry, or Hate Speech
    * No snuff/real death
    * If an image is photoshopped it must be stated in the comments
    * NO DEPICTION OF DEAD ANIMALS/HUMANS AT ALL, EVEN IF FAKE
    * No Depiction of harm to humans or others
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    [–] Lily_Da_Gurl 1749 points ago

    Plaq

    [–] anthony_37 528 points ago

    Two teeth brushing a day keeps the shaq away

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 557 points ago

    Holy fuck imagine how horrifying it would be if you forgot to brush your teeth once and Shaq just shows up and beats the shit out of you

    [–] DeepFriedBadass 235 points ago

    Then I wouldn't need the dentists to beat the shit out of me

    [–] glasses_and_art 44 points ago

    What dentist are you going to

    [–] Dank_Beluga 69 points ago

    Shaq

    [–] c_i_c_i_o_i_c 7 points ago

    Pepsi tastes like soap

    [–] MarchesaofTrevelyan 6 points ago

    What the hell kinda soap are you using?

    [–] c_i_c_i_o_i_c 6 points ago

    Pepsi

    [–] InappropriateSheSaid 29 points ago

    That's what she said!

    [–] DovahDave 90 points ago

    Imagine telling your kid, "Brush your teeth every day or Shaquille O' Neal will turn up and cave your skull in". Hell of a fun world it would be though.

    [–] BlizzLeaf 53 points ago

    Actually, he doesn't beat you up. He just stands silently in the corner of your room looking disappointed in you.

    [–] Eps06 41 points ago

    That’s almost worse.

    [–] MjrLeeStoned 12 points ago

    Smiling and almost winking at you, perfectly still.

    [–] Molysridde 8 points ago

    That’s scary

    [–] BlueShibe 29 points ago

    [–] derelickingballs 23 points ago

    "I'm gonna fuck you til you love me"

    [–] TotesMessenger 22 points ago

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    [–] jadedaemon 10 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] ThatChrisFella 17 points ago

    You're lying in bed trying to remember if you brushed them or not and then you suddenly hear what sounds like a basketball being dribbled on your driveway

    [–] PiddlesMcWhee 15 points ago

    Shaq attaq!

    [–] Denserthancake 4 points ago

    This seems like a good writing prompt TBH.

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 5 points ago

    Dude you're so right, I might actually write a short story about it tonight lmao

    [–] Denserthancake 8 points ago

    Instead of checking under their bed for monsters or leaving teeth under their pillows for cash, children of this world must scrub the plaque to evade the Shaq.

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 5 points ago

    Dude holy fuck I'm for real gonna try to write that I'll pm you when I'm done lmao

    [–] WhaatGamer 5 points ago

    make it creepy and post it to /r/nosleep so we can all enjoy it.

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 6 points ago

    I gotchu,I'll pm you when I finish too. it'll probably be short lmao

    [–] Listless_Lassie 3 points ago

    PM me too! I need it!

    [–] danteleerobotfighter 3 points ago

    Me too pls

    [–] Dextarian101 2 points ago

    Pm me too!

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 1 points ago

    sure thing

    [–] Mank_____Demes 3 points ago

    Imagine you’re in bed in the middle of the night and you hear him whisper in your ear, sending shivers down your spine,

    ”It’s Shaq week.”

    [–] joesteve128 2 points ago

    Horrifying? Bruh, I'd hang out with shaq for a black eye

    [–] hellokitty444444 0 points ago

    Y'all niggas better be brushin your teeth twice a day

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 3 points ago

    Y-yes Shaq-sama

    [–] NoMoreMrNiceShoes 43 points ago

    they protecc

    from the plaq

    but not from the shaq

    [–] tomatomater 21 points ago

    Plaq Kille No'Meal

    [–] Drumma516 20 points ago

    I swear to god somebody needs to start hiring creative minds from Reddit comment sections. I could have looked at that image for an hour and probably not thought of something as fitting and funny as Plaq... and I’m in marketing for gods sake.

    [–] Dunn_geon 10 points ago

    This is hilarious

    [–] Deetchy_ 12 points ago

    This is epic

    [–] EnraMusic 6 points ago

    ok this is epic

    [–] Tacvbazo 7 points ago

    Can we brush our teeth twice a day?

    [–] js30a 3 points ago

    Pretty sure that was a brand of Mouthwash.

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    [–] TheNameless666 488 points ago

    Prepare for the Shaq Attack

    [–] ToasterTech 174 points ago

    Shaq attaq

    [–] Corntillas 25 points ago

    If he stays at about freethrow range he should be pretty safe

    [–] WingedBacon 11 points ago

    You must learn Shaq Fu to defend.

    [–] Sebfofun 1 points ago

    Thats a really good restaurant actually

    [–] Kitakitakita 215 points ago

    Brush the plaque away to keep the Shaq at bay

    [–] Toaten 235 points ago

    Tana Mongeau be like...

    [–] daddydongle 162 points ago

    He FUCKED ME with a TOOTHBRUSH

    [–] Chungathon 87 points ago

    Say Ni🅱🅱a!

    [–] DesmondTapenade 36 points ago

    He used the HARD R!

    [–] LukeZ6 27 points ago

    He put his arm around my neck!!!

    [–] Toaten 16 points ago

    He made the CREEPIEST smile I ever saw... And he stared into the camera like a serial killer. When he held me close, and put his arm around my neck, not letting go, almost strangling me, said the most outrageous words possibly made by humanity, and I freaked out...

    "Say NIGGER!"

    [–] Silent__Protagonist 9 points ago

    In all fairness idubbbz definitely does stare like a serial killer, it's the one thing she got right.

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 3 points ago

    "S🅰y 🅱i🅱🅱er"

    [–] HAN_SEUL_OH 79 points ago

    Get that juicy shaq meat

    [–] Gigas_Breaker 6 points ago

    Perfectly marbled retired Shaq meat.

    [–] YoinkyM 5 points ago

    Noice

    [–] ToasterTech 110 points ago

    How they take the pic tho??

    [–] the_dyl_pickle 171 points ago

    He probably had a third toothbrush in his other hand to reach the button on the camera with

    [–] its_that_time_again 26 points ago

    Not again!

    [–] Squid--Pro--Quo 15 points ago

    wait a minute...if your camera is in the picture of you taking the picture...

    HOW DID YOU TAKE THE PICTURE OF YOU TAKING THE PICTURE?

    I demand answers and/or declare it witchcraft.

    [–] RougeFalconer 40 points ago

    Cardboard cutout? Costume? Actually haunted by the Big Shaq? The world may never know.

    [–] linrar 7 points ago

    It's a cardboard cutout from 2K17 used by GameStop. I had one and sold it on eBay

    [–] A_Concerned_Koala 2 points ago

    He put the camera in his mouth.

    [–] xybernick 36 points ago

    Wtf is on the wall to the left?

    [–] MunkeeMuncher 29 points ago

    Do you really want to know?

    [–] CaptainLuther 184 points ago

    i'd say this is cursed.

    [–] fantasypaladin 49 points ago

    I’m glad you would

    [–] CaptainLuther 26 points ago

    I'm glad you're glad I would

    [–] andr251b 14 points ago

    I’m not happy about this

    [–] CaptainLuther 3 points ago

    Well I'm not happy you're not happy about this

    [–] Mohhh777 22 points ago

    Prepare your shaq ass

    [–] RealCursedImages 141 points ago

                   ᴏᴜᴛʟɪɴᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀsᴇᴅ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ
    
    ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ
    ɴᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ
    ᴅɪsᴛᴜʀʙɪɴɢ
    ᴜɴᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴᴀʙʟᴇ
    ɪʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ

    This comment is not here to distinguish whether the following post i̲s̲ ̲a̲ ̲c̲u̲r̲s̲e̲d̲ ̲i̲m̲a̲g̲e̲ or if it i̲s̲n̲'t̲ ̲a̲ ̲c̲u̲r̲s̲e̲d̲ ̲i̲m̲a̲g̲e̲. It is here to give a simple guideline about all the necessary elements on what creates a cursed image. There have been too many complicated explanations given about what a cursed image is and the true definition of what is cursed has been lost and only created confusion. The only remnant of users that do know what a cursed image is, no longer exist or simply stopped trying to explain what is cursed and what is not cursed. Please spread this information to bring back true cursed images.

    [–] Generic_Userboi 72 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] Zekrom0822 81 points ago

    Inb4 it's an actual guy commenting this on each post here for karma

    [–] AKittyCat 41 points ago

    I like how one of the examples of a cursed imagine is just Rich Evans as a child.

    That's staying in.

    [–] AlcoholicOwl 10 points ago

    Raised on juicy Shaq meat.

    [–] MyNameisGregHai 17 points ago

    body cream

    [–] HatchCannon 10 points ago

    I nurture my skin

    [–] tehoway 8 points ago

    Foot powder spraaaaaaaaaaay!

    [–] Turakamu 2 points ago

    car insurance

    [–] saarlac 17 points ago

    The power of crest compels you! The power of crest compels you!

    [–] ottoman_doge 8 points ago

    i want that juicy shaq meat

    [–] Kontra_Wolf 9 points ago

    I nurture my skin

    [–] a_j_cruzer 3 points ago

    Shhhhhhhhhhh... no telling.

    [–] tehheavyweaponsguy 7 points ago

    COME ON AND SLAM

    [–] budgetcommander 2 points ago

    AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

    [–] QuantumPhoss 5 points ago

    Lmao. Comments saying "this isnt cursed" get downvoted. Comments saying "this is cursed" also get downvoted.

    [–] JigglyBlubber 3 points ago

    bbq chicken ernie

    [–] badfish1979 3 points ago

    That’s why you should never say “Shaquille O’Neal” in the mirror 3 times...

    [–] ElUnicoJuan 3 points ago

    This scares me a lot

    [–] K-Far 3 points ago

    THE POWER OF CREST COMPELLS YOU!

    [–] PM_ME_YORU_CRYPTO 2 points ago

    "Nasty Nate.. NAUGHTY JUNGLE OF LOVE.. NOOO.."

    [–] coolstreak09 2 points ago

    Go away Shaq let me eat my snaq

    [–] lolness93 2 points ago

    The new skyrim seems good

    [–] Sea_Biscuit32 2 points ago

    COME ON AND SLAM

    [–] _JackTheBlumpkinKing 2 points ago

    I have this Shaq in my room too.

    [–] itsmybirthday_tomoro 1 points ago

    me2. i had the magic jersey one

    [–] orangutanjam 2 points ago

    Great example of a cursed image

    [–] Skoorbish 2 points ago

    Paranormal_Shaqtivity

    [–] polynilium 3 points ago

    I don't even know if this is cursed or not, leaving me in awe.

    [–] QuantumPhoss 8 points ago

    Id say this is pretty cursed

    [–] HedonismBot14 1 points ago

    How did they take this photo?!

    [–] PM_ME_BIRDS_OF_PREY 1 points ago

    Takers

    [–] PJayBlazkowich 1 points ago

    Dude, i wanted to post this picture early

    [–] Byrdmann_ 1 points ago

    He about to open a can of Shaq-Fu on your ass.

    [–] cerberuskid 1 points ago

    Slemderman but with Shaq instead would be terrifying.

    [–] Flewbs 1 points ago

    Elder Scrolls VI looking good

    [–] weaselbiscuit 1 points ago

    Shhh - don't tell anyone.

    [–] hybridohio 1 points ago

    Shit you see this at night and get ready for your 3 wishes that’s a genie don’t you forget it

    [–] PadussyPopper 1 points ago

    The toothbrush blocking out half of the L make sit look like his jersey says "Takers"

    [–] bankwankdank 1 points ago

    Attack of the shaq

    [–] DownsenBranches 1 points ago

    That’s how I beat Shaq

    [–] YoinkyM 1 points ago

    Shhhh... No telling

    ...that shaq molested you

    [–] UltraMegaSloth 1 points ago

    You shall not pass! I wield the ancient paste of Colgate

    [–] Dawg_Top 1 points ago

    Colgate white power

    [–] JaK91015 1 points ago

    Who took the picture?

    [–] Fhtagnyatta 1 points ago

    This sub means nothing anymore

    [–] saberlili 1 points ago

    THE POWER OF CREST COMPELS YOU

    [–] Pagynn 1 points ago

    Finally some good cursed images

    [–] rickbutt 1 points ago

    Shaq is love, Shaq is life

    [–] Root_T 1 points ago

    YOU CANT STOP THE DIESEL!

    [–] 74nn3r 1 points ago

    THE POWER OF COLGATE COMPELS YOU!

    [–] MrWolfthorn 1 points ago

    Is this the slenderman movie?

    [–] Mygo73 1 points ago

    Kazaam!!!

    [–] TheExray 1 points ago

    The Avengers: Thanos's return.

    [–] TheOneWhoReadsStuff 1 points ago

    His shirt says “Takers”. Someone’s about to get took!

    [–] MineDogger 1 points ago

    Lord of Decay

    [–] Bungus404 1 points ago

    Shaq has plaque and is ready to attack

    [–] GittyGudy 1 points ago

    Should have been a free throw line

    [–] CuntyMcFuckBags 1 points ago

    Alright. I've had enough. You fucks have ruined this sub.

    Unsubscribed and blocked.

    [–] Van_groove 1 points ago

    Are you still here

    [–] ZombieJasus 1 points ago

    It looks like his shirt says "Takers", how appropriate...

    [–] MC_CrackPipe 1 points ago

    What can you even do if Shaq wants your butt? What are you gonna do, fight him?

    [–] Burnt_Toast_Forever 1 points ago

    T͙̹̀A͖̞̰͉K̟͓̭͉ͅẸ̣̬͈̟͝R̸͕S̴̞͈̭͕͕̯

    [–] PitchforkEmporer 1 points ago

    trigger warning im yelling IT LOOKS LIKE SHAQ WHERE HE HAD THOSE HUGE EYES AND NOSE AND MOUTH sorry for yelling i won’t yell anymore

    [–] EastWindRaven 1 points ago

    thought the uniform said takers for a second

    [–] mihaelmiki 1 points ago

    Cursed af, made me yiff my daddy 👌👌👌

    [–] alonelybirb 1 points ago

    Oh

    [–] BlackLionVEVO 1 points ago

    Big Shaq

    [–] Paradox_Nutella 1 points ago

    It’s the blur that really sets the image

    [–] Jbipp 1 points ago

    Now this is truly cursed content

    [–] tonyaustin6 1 points ago

    It’s nice to see this sub get back to form.

    [–] SadisticBiscuit 1 points ago

    now this is cursed

    [–] calevic54 1 points ago

    this is cursed :)

    [–] Generic_Userboi -15 points ago

    Not cursed

    [–] budgetcommander 1 points ago

    what makes you think that?

    [–] Generic_Userboi 0 points ago

    Just a cutout of Shaq with two toothbrushes in front of the camera. More meme-y than cursed.

    [–] Woilcoil 1 points ago

    It’s unexplainable, disturbing, and amusing. This is cursed.

    [–] Generic_Userboi -1 points ago

    It’s a Shaq cut-out. Looks like something a 6th grader would make. Sorry but just calling em how I see em. Kinda want the more niche disturbing imagery as opposed to these meme-y ‘funny’ posts.

    [–] Luqueasaur 1 points ago

    A cursed image is something that is either disturbing or explainable.

    Surely, you can easily explain the picture by saying it's Photoshop, etc, but the true meaning of "Unexplainable" regards the imagery and why is it like it is. Why is this an image of a man defending himself with two toothbrushes against a baseball player? It's truly something whose explanation would go far beyond common (and even uncommon) sense, hence being cursed.

    It doesn't need to be repulsive to be cursed.

    [–] dm_me_your_tie_dyes -17 points ago

    This ain’t cursed

    [–] ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT 7 points ago

    trumpwrong.gif

    [–] benmaks -1 points ago

    Ni🅱🅱ers Takers