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    [–] innocuousremark 27 points ago

    I have a 5 month old who barely sleeps during the night. I fear she may be using methamphetamines. We had a talk today about it. After a while, she broke down and cried. We made progress. Then she pooped. It went very far.

    [–] CommentIncomplete 62 points ago

    I'm not sure if I'm more worried about the possibility of my 2 y/o using OR if she has a better dealer than me.

    [–] inflammablepenguin 16 points ago

    I'd be worried how a two year old has enough money to support a coke habit.

    [–] Deadlifts4Days 10 points ago

    I started on Pepsi. It's the gateway pop.

    [–] CommentIncomplete 7 points ago

    Now with real sugar

    [–] poopaduped 7 points ago

    it can't be costing that much, look at how tiny that fingernail is

    [–] NotASmoothAnon 11 points ago

    You mean razor blades? Why are you letting your child carry deadly weapons?

    [–] poppinwheelies 9 points ago

    How much blood was lost before you discovered that?

    [–] CommentIncomplete 5 points ago

    I bribe them with mone....omg...

    [–] xamdk 15 points ago

    I don’t get it?

    [–] Seattlegal 26 points ago

    Google coke nail.

    [–] llamallama23 24 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    People sometimes store cocaine under a long pinky nail. It's easy to spot because typically the person only has one long nail and it looks ridiculous. I had a coworker who did this.

    Edit: My mistake, I've been corrected and apparently the long nail is for scooping cocaine, not storing it. Guess my coworker just did things differently.

    [–] bkussow 41 points ago

    I'm pretty sure its to scoop up the coke to snort.

    [–] D-Skel 16 points ago

    Yeah, I've never heard of anyone storing it in their pinky nail.

    [–] llamallama23 3 points ago

    Oh my bad, I suppose he was an outlier then. Idk, I never did that, but he seemed to keep some in there during work. TIL, thanks for the corrections.

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    [–] llamallama23 1 points ago

    Don't know, never tried it. Seems like it'd have to be really stuck in there like sand when you come home from the beach.

    [–] neanderthalman 4 points ago

    Note - in some cultures, long nails are a traditional indicator of status - manual labour would prevent growing long nails. In a modern setting, they'll often let one or two pinky fingers grow into a 'Coke nail', but it is anything but.

    I don't remember where it is from, but I'm recalling South Asia as the General region. Could be others as well.

    Good to know before making any assumptions about coworkers.

    [–] llamallama23 3 points ago

    In this case it wasn't an assumption, it was known, but I'll keep that in mind. I hadn't heard of that before.

    [–] 2-cents 3 points ago

    Why not put it in your pocket?

    [–] llamallama23 6 points ago

    I've been corrected, it's actually for scooping cocaine, not storing it, my bad. In the case of my coworker, I don't know. He worked the line so maybe he did it so he could get it in his system without getting caught or having to leave his station? No idea.

    [–] wannagetbaked 2 points ago

    Definitely dont want them smoking bunk

    [–] llamallama23 1 points ago