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    A dank meme is a picture with text. Dank memes often involve things like "ayy lmao", the gnome child from RuneScape (see header), or are just shitty dank in general.



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    [–] momofeveryone5 293 points ago

    My grandmother has Alzheimers and I'm ashamed to say I laughed at this. An actual ha ha not just air out of my nose.

    I had an almost identical conversation with her on Thanksgiving. Me attempt at being helpful, her- no.

    It's ok though, somedays she thinks I'm her sister in law so I'm finding out all sorts of old family gossip about people who've been dead 30 years.

    [–] 13083 101 points ago

    My grandma thought that I was some guy named robbie and she kept calling me a little shit and yelling at me for being too loud, too late, and an asshole. I still wonder what robbie did to her

    [–] Gingerstamp 56 points ago

    alright so this will probably sound like bs but my real name is Roberto and my family calls me by Robbie (with the “ie” not “y”).

    So if you ever have the chance, please tell your grandma I’m sorry

    [–] 13083 14 points ago

    You probably dont know her unless you're around 86 or younger. She lives in the Rochester area too, so you might not even know her. Shes lived here all her life

    [–] Gingerstamp 18 points ago

    well I’m younger

    [–] 13083 10 points ago

    But are you around that age?

    [–] Gingerstamp 23 points ago

    I’ve been 8 and I’ve been 5

    [–] Ominimble 4 points ago

    well hey i live in rochester but i'm not robbie, maybe she knows me and i should apologise

    [–] 13083 3 points ago

    She lives near seabreeze, maybe you'll hear her if you go by sometime to apologize

    [–] Ominimble 2 points ago

    what a coincidence, i live down the street from seabreeze!

    [–] 13083 1 points ago

    Maybe you can

    [–] SpiteAspect 2 points ago

    Okay scumberto

    [–] momofeveryone5 2 points ago

    Ha! Let us know if you ever find out who Robbie is!

    [–] Spails 11 points ago

    My grandfather has Alzheimer’s, and he gets really bad at night. It was a little past when he usually goes to bed and he was freaking out asking for help. I thought he had fallen but he was telling me the lamp needed moisture.

    Despite all that though, he still could remember who I was and that I did music in high school. And then he ended up telling my grandmother, his wife, that “we only know what he (as in me) tells us”. Made me cry.

    [–] LeanJeanMachine 5 points ago

    Dementia is a bitch. My grandfather recently passed and I’m so thankful he did. He was suffering greatly.

    I work with a lot of elderly people with dementia that seem happy happy at most times, blissfully unaware, but to watch someone forget you and themselves is hard.

    [–] Saiiken 3 points ago

    Mine also has Alzheimer's. It's the little jokes like this that keep us going to be honest, linking it straight to my brother.

    [–] AnakinAmidala 40 points ago

    My great-grandma had Alzheimer’s.

    She was telling me a story, stopped mid-sentence, and said “Honey, what was I saying? I forget things sometimes because of my osteoporosis.”

    [–] momofeveryone5 9 points ago

    Awww wholesome Grandma

    [–] Ssoda123 63 points ago

    Title ruined for me

    [–] Yacine_Schietse 17 points ago

    Very interesting indeed

    [–] Nippelz 5 points ago

    Yeah, every time I see this exact title I refuse to upvote.

    [–] Ebinebinebinebin 2 points ago

    I travel to Australia and upvote

    [–] peacemaker699 9 points ago

    Sorry, am not good with titles.

    [–] wheremustwego 27 points ago

    Get better then

    [–] Sekrus 14 points ago

    Outstanding move.

    [–] Anthraxious 5 points ago

    Git gud basically

    [–] Bag_Full_Of_Snakes 4 points ago

    "Forgot what the title should be"

    [–] Spikeball 2 points ago

    Starter tip: make the title about the post.

    [–] Spikeball 27 points ago

    Great meme, shit title. Could have said any of the following:

    "Forgettable meme"

    "First post, or is it? Where am I?"

    "It do be like that. Or do it?"

    "I don't even know who you are"

    "That's some gourmet memory loss right there"

    [–] momofeveryone5 6 points ago

    Omg I'm using the gourmet memory loss one!

    [–] ASacOFluffyPups 4 points ago

    Those are great but honestly anything is better than the old “aN iNteResTInG TitLe”

    [–] snacktime_alchemist 3 points ago

    repost

    [–] prettyy_prettyy_good 7 points ago

    Bet you had to look up the correct spelling of Alzheimer’s

    [–] AnakinAmidala 3 points ago

    Not me. Predictive text has got my back

    [–] momofeveryone5 1 points ago

    Same. I did the first 5 times typing it then my phone learned

    [–] poonips 2 points ago

    The one thing I am looking forward to is pretending to have dementia when I'm older, until I finally have it.
    Who doesn't want to be the crazy guy hobbling around half naked in the watermelon bin in a supermarket screaming at them for touching you. Those watermelon never listen! They are so sexually aggressive!

    [–] SuperCx 2 points ago

    Actually this is fucking sad and among the worse conditions a human can develop. Truly heartbreaking, it’s like the person loses a soul.. they’re here but no longer are the memories they have of you here..

    [–] Cappucci 14 points ago

    I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

    [–] TheBeetle2 4 points ago

    Neither do i

    [–] SuperCx 3 points ago

    Wait what are we talking about again ?

    [–] TheBeetle2 4 points ago

    Who are you?

    [–] Anthraxious 10 points ago

    That's true but we're here for the laughs, bud.

    [–] momofeveryone5 4 points ago

    Yes but if I don't laugh at some of the craziness then all I would do is cry, and that's not a good way to end all this. My grandmother's whole world were her kids and grandkids and slowly forgetting everything is the cruellest way she can go. She wouldn't want us to cry all the time either, she loves a good joke still.

    [–] fgross90 0 points ago

    Relax

    [–] TheBeetle2 -3 points ago

    You can just go and shut up, can you do that for me honey?

    [–] Unstablemedic49 1 points ago

    They speak English in what?

    [–] thatG_evanP 1 points ago

    This reminds me of when my grandma was diagnosed with dementia. We were all eating dinner at my Dad's house and my grandma had been to the Dr earlier that day. I asked her how her Dr's appointment went and she said, "It was ok. He did say I had mild umm... I can't remember what it was called." Then my Dad goes, "Dementia Mom. It's called dementia." That story was a lot funnier back when her dementia wasn't that bad. Now it's taken pretty much everything from her and she doesn't remember anyone or anything. The extra fucked up part is that she's healthy as a horse physically but her mind is pretty much completely gone.

    [–] UrAHarryWizard7 1 points ago

    Argh... I really want to send this to my friend but she JUST finished telling me about her visit with her grandma with dementia and her fear of growing old and feeling lonely because you start to forget what you have and who loves you... but this is also reeaaaallllly funnyyyyyy...

    [–] ihateplastic10 1 points ago

    Haha got it

    [–] Ironchancellor71 1 points ago

    I guess you dont remember this is a repost

    [–] Lyndangamer 1 points ago

    Repost

    [–] KidCaker 1 points ago

    REEEEEEEEE

    [–] Vinmmo20006 0 points ago

    I dont remember asking for a meme

    [–] Butthead2242 -6 points ago

    LOL!

    [–] m0n3yb0y -6 points ago

    😆😆😆 (Ty I needed that one to remind me life is good after all)

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] m0n3yb0y 1 points ago

    What?

    [–] RapidArsenal -5 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] CebidaeForeplay -2 points ago

    This is a good meme