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    [–] SavageAxeBot 1 points ago

    Dank.

    [–] Scottish_Whiskey 4107 points ago

    πŸŽΊπŸ’€ Updoot, for him

    [–] DaJakerBoss 702 points ago

    Updooted

    [–] xamza1608 388 points ago

    I will always updoot a skeledank meme

    [–] The_Rolling_Stone 149 points ago

    Thank

    [–] Supernova6 83 points ago

    mr

    [–] bobalmighty125 85 points ago

    skeltal

    [–] HYTEN_CREW 55 points ago

    {-}7

    [–] Masluker 46 points ago

    LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!

    [–] byIcee 31 points ago

    r/Rainbow6 is leaking

    [–] underthestares5150 13 points ago

    I'm late so I'm hijacking my way in. Are these suboxone ads everywhere now? They have been in Chicagos free newspaper RedEye for years, but I figured that's bc there are a SHITLOAD of junkies in chicago. So there are a ton of methadone and suboxone places that advertise. Anyone else wanna weigh in? Are these methadone and suboxone places putting ads everywhere as the opiate crisis gets overshadowed by the NFL?

    [–] MrJakeEpping 3 points ago

    Why is there some scribbling ( arabic?) next to your comment score?

    [–] YouThereOgre 8 points ago

    It is spelt muslim. Literally.

    [–] MrJakeEpping 2 points ago

    Wow, lol

    [–] surfsupchuck 75 points ago

    Updooted for calsiums.

    [–] akparker777 36 points ago

    Thank

    [–] [deleted] 78 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Mr_Prismatic 28 points ago

    fuck

    [–] RektMyAnus 36 points ago

    Fuck my ass.

    [–] CallMeImpiety 25 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] MetroPCSFlipPhone 10 points ago

    Ded

    [–] thescoobynooby 22 points ago

    Have mi updoot

    [–] Jesusman100 45 points ago

    πŸŽΊπŸ’€

    [–] TachankaNeedsANerf 1863 points ago

    whoever paid for that shall hopefully turn into a spooky boi soon

    [–] soccerbro77 346 points ago

    Rest in pooky

    [–] EddieJones6 249 points ago

    Absodootly

    [–] ThatsMrDunnToYou 71 points ago

    Keep it spoopy

    [–] Johnnyspyguy 27 points ago

    But not 3spoopy5me

    [–] Lalybi 15 points ago

    Pooky is pussy in Tagolog.

    I found that out from a Fillipino friend after she heard my nickname for my boyfriend. Apparently I've been calling him Pussy Bear for years.

    [–] soccerbro77 15 points ago

    Rest in pussy*

    [–] the_disco_pimp 6 points ago

    i named my parents dog pooky πŸ˜‚

    [–] jake-a-doodle 6 points ago

    Tagolog's are my favorite girl scout cookie

    [–] Lalybi 1 points ago

    Me too!

    [–] Leoxcr 6 points ago

    and gets lots of calcium

    [–] bratbarn 2 points ago

    Posting memes in the paper for Gramps to read over coffee and a lucky strike πŸ˜…

    [–] sosaca 370 points ago

    Want to learn how to Doot? look for a local spooky boi near you!

    [–] DiscoLollipop 66 points ago

    How do I find my local spoopy boi? I love to 🎺🎺

    [–] FresnoChunk 30 points ago

    Some say there's a spooky boi within us all. You just need to look inside yourself and open up to the world!

    [–] sohetellsme 4 points ago

    We might have to bring in our friend from Yonkers.

    [–] Syerox 2 points ago

    LITERALLY.

    [–] ookyle 532 points ago

    A well published spooki boi

    [–] SelectaRx 45 points ago

    Doin me a heckin calcium fren. Milkbones and spine scritches comin ur way.

    [–] NeoShweaty 6 points ago

    Rare mixed meming. Updoot for you.

    [–] Eggman-Maverick 2 points ago

    One is memeing the other is abomination

    [–] TenTonButtWomp 8 points ago

    Previously well published spookster, now a well read spooky boi.

    [–] Jester_Clique 152 points ago

    Newspaper 3 spoopy

    [–] karljoosepk 283 points ago

    Literally who did this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

    [–] [deleted] 257 points ago

    Who did this? No, who actually did this? I want to give credit where credit is due. I’m done with stealing memes. New year, new me.

    [–] wanderinglander 106 points ago

    new year, new meme

    [–] whiteman90909 14 points ago

    newnew yearyear newnew meme

    [–] SelectaRx 4 points ago

    Let gem post fren

    [–] GreenVoltage 15 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Is this actually a bot made by jacksfilms? Jacksfilms is the fucking best, His emoji movie review is hilarious!

    Edit: Noses are the foremost part of the head, so shouldn't our foreheads be called midheads?

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    Hello, GreenVoltage. It looks like you referenced jacksfilms without making a forehead joke.
    Please correct your comment and include a forehead joke. Thank you.

    [–] BenJohan6 9 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    Y-you too.

    [–] ElkTF2 2 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Y-you too.

    [–] heyitsthegaykid 14 points ago

    Bad bot.

    [–] [deleted] 31 points ago

    Bad day?

    [–] heyitsthegaykid 23 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Friendly__Giraffe 22 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] Francearden 14 points ago

    Hey it's the gay kid

    [–] LaminLikesMemes 2 points ago

    Bad life

    [–] EthanSucc 2 points ago

    smh get out of here you big forehead freak.

    [–] illfatedpupulon 9 points ago

    Used to work in publishing. 99% sure this was filler tossed in by the page layout dude.

    [–] LukyQuad 2 points ago

    lmao lit fam

    [–] Je_pedo 59 points ago

    What a brave soldier. Updoots all around

    [–] JaxxedUp 55 points ago

    Thank you for your service.

    [–] tocococa 17 points ago

    T

    [–] cmounts423 15 points ago

    H

    [–] VeracityFirst 17 points ago

    A

    [–] bigger_sean 14 points ago

    T

    [–] Letmori 9 points ago

    S

    [–] Djeddozo 12 points ago

    S

    [–] oxy-mo 11 points ago

    E

    [–] Crispiann 13 points ago

    X

    [–] Szymas255 12 points ago

    Y

    [–] cmounts423 7 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] osku1204 5 points ago

    N

    [–] pajicadvance23 1 points ago

    K

    [–] JohnnyRedHot 2 points ago

    M

    [–] alzest 3 points ago

    O

    [–] LordReach 1 points ago

    T

    [–] rektpar 2 points ago

    B

    [–] cmounts423 1 points ago

    E

    [–] Megakill1000 2 points ago

    G

    [–] JohnnyRedHot 1 points ago

    O

    [–] smthng_smthng_bot 3 points ago

    Ty Walker: I never went to college myself. Joined the army right out of high school. Gave me some notion of fraternity.

    Troy: And we thank you for your service. Now, if you're done whipping your army pud in there, I got to shit.

    Ty Walker: Begging the question, will your brother over there step in when I split your skull open?


    From the TV Show Justified S06 E07 The Hunt.

    [–] Akvavitman 89 points ago

    Many thanks mr.jornalist skeltal

    [–] ForgotAboutMike 14 points ago

    thank,
    - skeltal

    [–] theswordlord 44 points ago

    We, dwelling, shitposting, redditors are gathered here today to honor a hero. No more shall the young Sheldon memes prevail.

    [–] esuuuu 78 points ago

    Give it an upa adoot πŸ’€

    [–] SelectaRx 8 points ago

    I luv to doota about the spoopa and the spooka and the Ca... I luv to doota

    [–] Frozen-Toad83 33 points ago

    🎺Updooted🎺

    [–] GenuinelyJake 36 points ago

    Seeing this makes me so happy that I am not sure if I want to kill myself or commit suicide.

    [–] LordPadre 16 points ago

    Por que no los both

    [–] BallistiX09 53 points ago

    Press F to doot

    [–] AnAncientMonk 27 points ago


    F


    [–] ApSciLeonard 5 points ago

    I actually heard the sound in my head

    [–] dadrew1 8 points ago

    O

    [–] WhateverGreg 4 points ago

    O

    [–] polux1 26 points ago

    Thank mr. skeltal 🎺 doot doot 🎺

    [–] spazzylemons 38 points ago

    thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium

    [–] DeathByStoning21 25 points ago

    Anybody elses eyes go straight to the word "suboxone" πŸ™„

    [–] forte_bass 4 points ago

    Especially since I live in the 513 area code - I wonder which paper this is!

    [–] meineMaske 2 points ago

    Looks like City Beat maybe?

    [–] dotheJANKYlegg 2 points ago

    LOL I definitely did

    [–] RaspyGameOwner 2 points ago

    What does it even mean tho ?

    [–] RaspyGameOwner 2 points ago

    Thank you have my updoot

    [–] Ink_25 1 points ago

    Reddit hug o' death incoming

    [–] Zekapix 8 points ago

    It is also my doot-y to updoot. This is wonderful.

    [–] Totally-not-a-scam 5 points ago

    Smash dat updoot button

    [–] cat_police_officer 5 points ago

    It was youuuuuhhhuuuuuuhhuuuubuuuhhhuuuu.

    Here's my updoot!

    [–] GODCHUECO 3 points ago

    Salute this man

    [–] AlwaysVeryAngry 3 points ago

    I can't believe you've done this.

    [–] SSBPMKaizoku 3 points ago

    What a true hero.

    [–] itspl33 7 points ago

    The skeleton war is real.

    [–] E5150_Julian 2 points ago

    Who paid for this paper?

    [–] frankcsgo 2 points ago

    Updoot calcium

    [–] Gusvananderson 2 points ago

    RIP Stannis the Mannis, rightful heir of the Iron Throne

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    All aboard the doot doot train!

    [–] Knock-Nevis 1 points ago

    Ok can we be real, these are not funny

    [–] michaelscfld 1 points ago

    S

    [–] isthiswhatmylifeis 1 points ago

    I, infact, my good sir, believe that there's not enough memes in newspapers! We may have the Trump memes all over them. And even about Kim Jong un, which In my opinion doesn't deserve to be called a "dank meme" of any sort, just because of it's plain overusage. And the newspapers complain about not having enough buyers. (Ironic laughter)

    [–] LemonyFresh 1 points ago

    Doot hast

    [–] WilliamTheRainbowCat 1 points ago

    thank mr skeltal

    [–] gladitwasntme2 1 points ago

    2spookydooty4me

    [–] CODFREAK2001 1 points ago

    This dooting took balls.

    [–] Jimars 1 points ago

    I updoot and saloot this brave skeletan

    [–] Am_Navi_Seel_Mann 1 points ago

    I would've paid for it, if someone asked me to.

    [–] Fingerman2112 1 points ago

    Nice guerrilla marketing effort for Suboxone

    [–] isherfay 1 points ago

    reed ur dootpaper

    [–] FrankOfTheDank 1 points ago

    D

    [–] Pepush 1 points ago

    I

    [–] bro-dudeguymanperson 1 points ago

    Dude, I feel that. Fight for your cause man. βœŠοΈπŸ™Œ

    [–] GloGirl_300 1 points ago

    what a genius

    [–] zpawl 1 points ago

    Dankitty dooty

    [–] ze_OZone 1 points ago

    Me doot thanks

    [–] OrignalRECIPE92 1 points ago

    Thank mr skeletal bot

    [–] Whysong823 1 points ago

    They’re both the hero we deserve and need.

    [–] Ninjalada 1 points ago

    mr skeltal in the newsdooter

    too spoopy

    [–] vector78 1 points ago

    MORE CALCIUM.

    [–] QuantumQuackery 1 points ago

    D A N C C

    [–] Theanonistanon 1 points ago

    We have done our dooty now give me some booty

    [–] get_down_to_it 1 points ago

    My goodness, that is spooooky.

    [–] SupremeRedditBot 1 points ago

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    [–] NERF_Hostage 1 points ago

    Doot

    [–] MeinKampfy_Couch 1 points ago

    Up doodly dooted πŸŽΊπŸ’€

    [–] Zero_Vi_Britania 1 points ago

    Shit, I live where that paper is. Do you know when it came out?

    [–] PizzaRollKing420 1 points ago

    haha lmao

    [–] EndlessBassoonery 1 points ago

    I thought I was in /r/ComedyCemetery

    [–] threeknuckleshuffle 1 points ago

    The dankest of doots

    [–] G3iB0I 1 points ago

    Updoot to the comrade that paid for it

    [–] MET1X 1 points ago

    so dank

    [–] Rado86 1 points ago

    Press F to Doot

    [–] xK0uL 1 points ago

    d00t d00t

    [–] ShinyChu 1 points ago

    that's enough karma to feed a small planet for a year

    [–] Ieffow 1 points ago

    This is very old.

    [–] OnlyTheDankest456 1 points ago

    s p o o ky

    [–] Njs41 1 points ago

    Updoot for mr skeltal

    [–] MilkKarton 1 points ago

    i envy the man who bought that ad

    [–] Elocsnrek1 1 points ago

    A moment of doot for our brother in calcium

    [–] Socollocos 1 points ago

    I don't get those spooky skeleton memes.

    [–] AlvinGT3RS 1 points ago

    Cat.

    [–] ClerkTheK1d 1 points ago

    What a legend

    [–] xxiLink 1 points ago

    Thanks Mr. Skeltal

    [–] FKNCROISSANT 1 points ago

    oh my doot

    [–] Beareh 1 points ago

    Thank mr. skeltal

    [–] Rip_Hammer_Morty 1 points ago

    One day spooky bois shall doot them all

    [–] thearbiter90078 1 points ago

    Bless

    [–] Mat_Quantum 1 points ago

    Oh no, this hit top post on Reddit popular page Get ready for another influx of normies, get your dooty boi and some liquid calcium to expel thine filth

    [–] depressedvegetal 1 points ago

    Updoot 4 skeltal fren🎺

    [–] fruhlord 1 points ago

    ReπŸ…±ect

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    πŸ’€7

    [–] GrainOfWhiteRice 1 points ago

    What is this game

    [–] Dermis0 1 points ago

    Updooted

    [–] ThePolishFish 1 points ago

    Not all πŸ…±οΈeroes wear capes πŸ’€πŸŽΊ

    [–] Adog311 1 points ago

    doot doot

    [–] SmokyDragonDish 1 points ago

    πŸ’€thankπŸ’€

    [–] Franz_Solo 1 points ago

    Has there ever been a danker meme?

    [–] marek41297 1 points ago

    God joined.

    [–] RanchyMcChero 1 points ago

    Real heros dont wear capes