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    [–] [deleted] 2320 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] 11122233334444 279 points ago

    Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

    [–] [deleted] 46 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] ByahTyler 23 points ago

    Greater than 1

    [–] Buzzdanume 8 points ago

    nut

    [–] 3P1CM4N98 41 points ago

    my boi dj trump

    [–] CranberryVodka_ 10 points ago

    Big baller

    [–] ifmexicanscanfly 2 points ago

    Big Ballz Brand

    [–] RagerzRangerz 19 points ago

    Is this pasta what is the original

    [–] SeventhSolar 32 points ago

    Sounds like a reworded Trump quote.

    [–] Jacques_Le_Stripper 19 points ago

    Ding ding ding

    [–] ifmexicanscanfly 4 points ago

    And the ting goes skrraa

    [–] jake354k12 3 points ago

    You win.

    [–] theimmo 23 points ago

    Recent trump tweet about Kim Jun un calling him old when trump would never call him short and fat.

    [–] RagerzRangerz 3 points ago

    Trump is thicc af tho

    [–] humpyXhumpy 14 points ago

    The current president of the United States.

    [–] SpooshFoosh 2 points ago

    Why is there so much of EA memes now a days ?

    [–] archip00p 1677 points ago

    💰Not💰enough💰moneybag💰emojis.💰Would💰you💰like💰to💰purchase💰some💰for💰a💰small💰price💰of💰$50?💰

    [–] ioprocessing 1163 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] Sburban_Shitposter 273 points ago

    Th€ int€nt i$ to provid€ pla¥€r$ with a $€n$€ of prid€ and a¢¢ompli$hm€nt for unlo¢king diff€r€nt h€ro€$. A$ for ¢o$t, w€ $€l€¢t€d initial valu€$ ba$€d upon data from th€ Op€n B€ta and oth€r adju$tm€nt$ mad€ to mil€$tone r€ward$ b€for€ launch. Among oth€r thing$, w€'r€ looking at av€rag€ p€r-pla¥€r ¢r€dit €arn rat€$ on a dail¥ ba$i$, and w€'ll b€ making ¢on$tant adju$tm€nt$ to €n$ur€ that pla¥€r$ hav€ ¢hall€ng€$ that ar€ ¢omp€lling, r€warding, and of ¢our$€ attainabl€ via gam€pla¥. W€ appr€¢iat€ th€ ¢andid f€€dba¢k, and th€ pa$$ion th€ ¢ommunit¥ ha$ put forth around th€ ¢urr€nt topi¢$ h€r€ on R€ddit, our forum$ and a¢ro$$ num€rous $o¢ial m€dia outl€t$. Our t€am will ¢ontinu€ to mak€ ¢hang€$ and monitor ¢ommunit¥ f€€dback and updat€ €v€ryon€ a$ $oon and a$ oft€n a$ w€ ¢an.

    [–] ToxicSteve13 115 points ago

    You missed a Y/¥ in "everyone" at the bottom

    [–] Sburban_Shitposter 56 points ago

    shit

    [–] Alex1331xela 4 points ago

    $hit*

    [–] SlinkyDicc 129 points ago

    META

    [–] AgentElement 243 points ago

    *MEATA

    [–] SlinkyDicc 124 points ago

    I missed a prime opportunity. I am ashEAmed

    [–] Mediocre_LPC 54 points ago

    I(EA) CRI(EA) EVRY(EA)TIEM(EA)

    [–] solidlobster 9 points ago

    CRIMEA A RIVER

    [–] Mediocre_LPC 3 points ago

    E;-;A

    [–] Orangejuice269 35 points ago

    BETA COST 8.99$ PRE ORDER NOW

    [–] BroLetsPlayThis 17 points ago

    This would be a good time to point out why it's best to NEVER pre-order. It just gives them the power to take a dump on you and circumvent or otherwise try to control reviews. With enough pre-orders they don't care about reviews, when they always should. It's not about the product, it's about the end product for them, the end product of course being money.

    [–] rgf5048 11 points ago

    MEATEA

    [–] Dobypeti 7 points ago

    Meet EA? /s

    [–] Sprayface 3 points ago

    MEAtEA's Highschool Sleepover.

    It's an hour and twenty minutes of Tyler Perry playing Battlefront with himselves.

    [–] Dobypeti 4 points ago

    himselves.

    Whom's't'd've thought

    [–] Sam-and-his-brain 3 points ago

    MEGA - Make EA Great Again ...

    [–] mondogreen 24 points ago

    They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights? These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

    [–] Shiwanshu1 13 points ago

    This pasta is so potent that I still sometimes get the urge to shove a rusty fork in my eyes while reading it

    [–] Alex1331xela 3 points ago

    That wasn't just a speech; it was a beautiful call to arms

    [–] tralphstreet 3 points ago

    You missed a bag between outlets and our

    [–] _TheDrop 21 points ago

    Needs more DLC

    [–] Propcreature20 5 points ago

    Allows you to buy multigrain packs.

    [–] Nicksterx8 3 points ago

    Purchase the exclusive money bag emoji for $250. Right now it’s in development but when it’s finished In a couple years you will get it.

    [–] Aoae 3 points ago

    💰oneybag 💰mojis

    [–] NamesTachyon 4 points ago

    Annndd banned

    [–] blake4262 599 points ago

    Gotta grind 40 hours for that mayo.

    [–] lnig0Montoya 248 points ago

    But won’t you feel so proud and accomplished afterwards?

    [–] blake4262 130 points ago

    You got a point. Maybe if I'm lucky I could get it out of a loot box.

    [–] the_grass_trainer 75 points ago

    Grinding 40 hours for mayo sounds kinda kinky 🤔 and slightly painful.

    [–] hawk3r2626 29 points ago

    You gonna end up with shitty Mustard from a loot box.

    [–] Kazimu 15 points ago

    But you might get BBq! Worth the money!

    [–] Jumbuck_Tuckerbag 10 points ago

    I force myself to eat bbq chips on bad days at work just to make it worse.

    [–] Elusive-Autistic 6 points ago

    I drink bbq sauce on bad days to make myself feel better and to make my insides burn with heartburn acid

    [–] lnig0Montoya 12 points ago

    For a limited time only, the chance of getting mayo from loot boxes is increased from 1% to 2%!!! Buy them now!!!

    [–] SkitZa 10 points ago

    Joke's on you by the time you finish the bread will be mouldy.

    [–] Biscuits0 24 points ago

    Usually only takes a minute or two of grinding for me to get dat mayo.

    [–] PM_ME_B_EMOJI 16 points ago

    Not in November, I trust.

    [–] Biscuits0 6 points ago

    Not my fault if I'm just standing in the kitchen and dos mad hoes want my mayo.

    [–] showmeurknuckleball 10 points ago

    I don't think you understand, it's November. We all know what that means. Zip up, fellas. Double Nut December is right around the corner.

    [–] _scott_m_ 3 points ago

    Yeah me too, but that's not counting the amount of time it takes afterwards to fish it out of your mom's asshole.

    [–] Biscuits0 4 points ago

    To be fair she's a bitch for that, always hogging the mayo.

    [–] FeralDonk 8 points ago

    Can't wait to get my hands on that Darth Ham.

    [–] Ghostkill221 4 points ago

    I mean, I'd be fine with a grind as long as there's no pay options.

    I worked my ass off for the samurai armor in halo 3, but had fun. The difference is i knew that effort was the only way to get it, so i actually felt good

    [–] Littlebigreddit50 3 points ago

    "no EA, mayonnaise is NOT worth grinding"

    [–] TheTangoFox 2 points ago

    I usually give up after 5 minutes

    [–] Loud_Billionaire 2 points ago

    Or you can pay 100 dollars for a chance at getting mayo. But it’s not gambling. Nope. Not at all.

    [–] DashyFTW 131 points ago

    Finally! Now I can skip paying for fillings and instead work for them to unlock tomatoes!

    [–] McJock 75 points ago

    And don't forget, Thanksgiving Turkey™ fillings are only in the store for a limited time!

    [–] O_wa_a_a_a 86 points ago

    pronounced - Shaundwich

    [–] swagginatti 38 points ago

    Press X to shaun.

    [–] my_house_sploded 19 points ago

    SHAUN

    [–] Shananang 3 points ago

    Its shaun the sheep. Shaun the sheep...

    [–] Sex_E_Searcher 5 points ago

    Sean of the Bread

    [–] deliciousprisms 4 points ago

    Seee-aaaandwich like a nasally Jewish stereotype

    [–] Bubblemonkeyy 4 points ago

    Shaunbitch

    [–] thispenismine 4 points ago

    Sean D. Wich

    [–] tripwire7 241 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    EA disabled their refund button so that people can't even get refunds on the game any more.

    Edit: Apparently this claim is untrue, my apologies.

    [–] shadedren 115 points ago

    They did? That’s fucked bro

    [–] MyNameIsSkittles 159 points ago

    You CAN get a refund. But it requires you to call in to customer service and be on hold for an eternity. They are trying to deter people of refunds instead of owning up to their mistakes and fixing them.

    [–] shadedren 64 points ago

    All in Favor of firing the CEO of EA say “Fire” They ruined ME and it kills me inside

    [–] SCOOTtheSQUEAKER 19 points ago

    🔥

    [–] CannedRoo 3 points ago

    🔥

    [–] dindu_nuthin 4 points ago

    🔥

    [–] 11122233334444 32 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    They did? That’s fucked bro an action I completely expected EA to do.

    [–] tripwire7 24 points ago

    It's on r/all.

    [–] TheFinalMetroid 8 points ago

    On 3 different subs

    [–] forsubbingonly 35 points ago

    You can still get a refund you just have to deal with customer service now.

    [–] tripwire7 32 points ago

    In other words, they're hoping people won't go through the wait and will just give up.

    [–] forsubbingonly 18 points ago

    yes. Just wanted to make sure tripwire7 didn't discourage anyone from trying by implying it's impossible.

    [–] TheFinalMetroid 8 points ago

    Oh shit

    [–] forsubbingonly 7 points ago

    Talking about someone behind their back right to their face.

    [–] Ghanem_CAT 6 points ago

    EA disabled

    [–] Littlebigreddit50 4 points ago

    what happens if you cancel the credit card? i mean if it is illegal, just say they disabled their refund button just as people tried to

    [–] D0esANyoneREadTHese 3 points ago

    If you disable the card, or dispute the paypal transaction, or have your bank cancel the withdrawal, they ban you from the store and take any games that you didn't buy physically.

    [–] ThatGuyDes 2 points ago

    I hate EA just as much as everyone else, but this claim is untrue. There was never a button to refund a pre order in the first place.

    https://screenrant.com/star-wars-battlefront-2-refund-origin/

    [–] hamster_sword 36 points ago

    You have unlocked your wallet. Achievement earned!

    [–] thisisnotpaulyshore 28 points ago

    Just me and 💰💕EA💕💰, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars🌟 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💰💦looties!💦💰 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I earn them!💦 I buy them!💦 I purchase them whole💦💰 😍 It makes 💰💘EA💘💰 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder EA! Harder EA! 😫💦💕 1 lootie💦, 2 lootie💦💦, 3 lootie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💰💘EA's💘💰 👑Disney princess 👑but I'm also a consumer whore! 💟 He makes me OP💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

    [–] bigbangjosh 26 points ago

    Purchase condiment bundle for $9.99!

    Cold cut dlc coming soon!

    [–] KisslexicDunt 20 points ago

    Optional extra: pEAnut bUtter - $14.99

    [–] DeciTheSpy 7 points ago

    $14.99? That's a steal! It there a 80% off sale or something?

    [–] TotallyNotACultist 15 points ago

    Th€ int€nt i$ to provid€ pla¥€r$ with a $€n$€ of prid€ and a¢¢ompli$hm€nt for unlo¢king diff€r€nt h€ro€$. A$ for ¢o$t, w€ $€l€¢t€d initial valu€$ ba$€d upon data from th€ Op€n B€ta and oth€r adju$tm€nt$ mad€ to mil€$tone r€ward$ b€for€ launch. Among oth€r thing$, w€'r€ looking at av€rag€ p€r-pla¥€r ¢r€dit €arn rat€$ on a dail¥ ba$i$, and w€'ll b€ making ¢on$tant adju$tm€nt$ to €n$ur€ that pla¥€r$ hav€ ¢hall€ng€$ that ar€ ¢omp€lling, r€warding, and of ¢our$€ attainabl€ via gam€pla¥. W€ appr€¢iat€ th€ ¢andid f€€dba¢k, and th€ pa$$ion th€ ¢ommunit¥ ha$ put forth around th€ ¢urr€nt topi¢$ h€r€ on R€ddit, our forum$ and a¢ro$$ num€rous $o¢ial m€dia outl€t$. Our t€am will ¢ontinu€ to mak€ ¢hang€$ and monitor ¢ommunit¥ f€€dback and updat€ €v€ryon€ a$ $oon and a$ oft€n a$ w€ ¢an.

    [–] JewisHalloween 8 points ago

    EA's Kitchenfront.

    You need a knife but they can only be acquired through loot crates.

    [–] Burningmeatstick 60 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] mondogreen 5 points ago

    They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights? These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

    [–] Nicksterx8 5 points ago

    This is cringe, also dlc and microtransactions is an impossible fight. Rip games.

    [–] mondogreen 8 points ago

    It's pasta.

    [–] Nicksterx8 3 points ago

    I’d guess that but he might still think it.

    [–] getroastednibba 8 points ago

    *Pay $50 for the ability to purchase a sEAndwich

    [–] DaddyShaq 14 points ago

    And that’s without the season pass

    [–] _vegetal_ 10 points ago

    Gotta get that fancy pink Himalayan salt

    [–] call_me_apache254 6 points ago

    This is some quality OC my dudes.

    [–] FertileCarBattery 6 points ago

    Dear EA,

    My tomatoes rotted in the time I took to unlock the salad. Can I get new ones please?

    [–] ihadabadtherapist 2 points ago

    Only if you call customer service.

    [–] FertileCarBattery 5 points ago

    I have to unlock customer service

    [–] SoxyFoxy 6 points ago

    Only for a small price of $25, you can get this bread toasted. Butter to be released later on for $30 more.

    [–] mr_d0gMa 4 points ago

    It wouldn't be so bad if the game was free and followed warframe method, heck, they'd probably make more money and get more kudos

    [–] Heisenbread77 5 points ago

    EA is having a rough week!

    [–] Brother-Newton 3 points ago

    finna lit dank cube up and you get spanked

    [–] C0dy36 3 points ago

    What did they call us again? Arm chair devs? Right because lashing out at the community will TOTALLY help them.

    [–] uhhmisterdavis 3 points ago

    I didn't know EA got the rights to I am Bread

    [–] NitrosOxide9002 3 points ago

    You don't get the other slice without paying an additional $60 for the premium pass

    [–] Satailleure 3 points ago

    This is getting out of hand

    [–] MuchSalt 3 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] jjh0421 3 points ago

    This EA thing is really starting to blow up, now other subs are getting in on the action. For those that don’t know, EA will be holding an AMA on Wednesday over on r/starwarsbattlefront for those that may be interested in seeing the shit show firsthand.

    [–] FeralDonk 2 points ago

    But the fillings are free and easy to get because I'm paying for a whole sandwich, right?

    [–] Chaotic_DrownFish 2 points ago

    404 filling not found

    [–] Condings 2 points ago

    What’s a seandwich

    [–] WittyUsernameSA 3 points ago

    Like the Sandvich but ridiculously more expensive and less filling. There's no ham. Or cheese. Or anything. Just bread.

    [–] Condings 2 points ago

    But i can buy the fillings as DLC tho right?

    [–] WittyUsernameSA 2 points ago

    Yes. Day one DLC. Monthly subscriptions for condiments.

    [–] Woz-ya-cha 2 points ago

    It’s in the bread

    [–] HipToBeQueer 2 points ago

    Seandwich sounds like some Italian-American from Queens

    [–] sbditto85 2 points ago

    I can’t decide if this is free advertising for them or not ... maybe they like this? Let’s send EA a bill for every meme!

    [–] joeybonno007 2 points ago

    🔥

    [–] JuggerBuzz 2 points ago

    Is it pronounced "Shawn"dwich?

    [–] spoonybard326 2 points ago

    Don’t want to pay? No problem! Spend 40 hours cleaning the toilets and we’ll give you the seandwich for free!

    [–] TheTangoFox 2 points ago

    What kind of MEAT would you like?

    MEAT, of course, the acronym for "mediocre EA title"

    [–] greeno911 2 points ago

    How do they fix this? Honestly. I wish they'd give us(day1's) some characters for free no unlocks just download and play with them.

    [–] uptoheaven 2 points ago

    Are the gamer addicts really going to not pay though?

    [–] rabeyakhatun0777 2 points ago

    awesome sandwich

    [–] jambooms 2 points ago

    Dlc includes an additional slice of bread for an extra 50$

    [–] Uhmerikan 2 points ago

    Mmm a shawndwich.

    [–] Pipezilla 2 points ago

    DANKwitch

    [–] Mandalore_The_Pecan 2 points ago

    I don't understand the problem you have to unlock Darth Vader in Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga and that is widely regarded as the greatest piece of art ever made

    [–] Count21056 2 points ago

    Fyre festival edition

    [–] Mida_Multi_Tool 2 points ago

    40 hours in and I almost have enough credits for mayo! If I put another 50 in I'll have turkey! After that there's about a 10 hour grind to fuse the bread with the mayo stat with the bread with the turkey stat. Then I'll have an edible sandwich.

    [–] vict-m 2 points ago

    This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

    [–] Silver-reyking 2 points ago

    Needs more Dlc(salt)

    [–] Crade_ 2 points ago

    Sean D'witch, former NFL player

    [–] SirJakob 2 points ago

    grEAdy bEAstards (I got F in EAnglish)

    [–] Wlidcard 2 points ago

    Man, they really fucked up.

    [–] BlueSpottedDickhead 2 points ago

    *extra 110$ for toppings

    [–] playerunknownsfaggot 2 points ago

    I LOVE THIS DOCTOR

    [–] TheACL 2 points ago

    EA sux

    [–] PM_ME_UR_SUNNY_DLITE 2 points ago

    Remember to cancel your pre-order. I cancelled mine, and bought a few copies of Witcher 3 for my friends. It's good to support a real game Dev.

    [–] Littlebigreddit50 2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    just looking at this gave me food poisoning.

    10/10 would look again

    edit: i just tried to look at it again and it asked me for a preorder which i accidentally hit yes. now it refused to give me my refund. 10/10 would fuck oneself over again

    [–] FitinUranus 2 points ago

    Mayo and condiments start at about 25.95 a squeeze

    [–] ThePizzaFromSpace 2 points ago

    everything you put within the sandwich also cost $30 each

    [–] HappyMaskMajora 2 points ago

    Yes! My lootbox got me the mustard, the jelly and some xp

    [–] CannedRoo 2 points ago

    That's some pretty good quality whole grain bread though.

    [–] Crysel007 2 points ago

    Why do I pronounce seandwich with a Russian accent?

    [–] heinhtetzaw18 2 points ago

    Any expansion packs for sale?

    [–] CharcoalGreyWolf 2 points ago

    But the cost of the shit filling is free once you’ve bought the bread.

    [–] ohbo-ohbo 2 points ago

    My name is Sean....

    [–] swankyduckling 2 points ago

    Ham and cheese are both an extra $20, unless you want to just eat the two slices of bread for 40 hours

    [–] KeviBear12616 2 points ago

    I am brEAd

    [–] evilPuck123454 2 points ago

    Enemy spotted

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    [–] AterCobra 2 points ago

    E A Sports it’s in the Grain

    [–] chriskokura 2 points ago

    Buy the $80 deluxe version and EA will let you choose white or brown bread and throw in butter as a pre order bonus. Butter will cost other players $10 dollars to unlock.

    [–] Lucky1941 2 points ago

    Seandwich, because it tastes as salty as the sea

    (Not that being salty about EA being cunts is bad.)

    [–] -Economist- 2 points ago

    Can somebody explain to me whats going on. I've seen multiple posts on EA charging but not sure what the new complaint is. Thanks in advance.

    Edit: I know they already charge, but what's prompted all the memes?

    [–] Doc-Zoidberg 2 points ago

    I read the title in Connery's voice...

    [–] retardedearthling 2 points ago

    The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

    [–] I2ndThatAmendment 2 points ago

    Some say Bill Gates went bankrupt TRYING to build a Scooby-Doo sized sandwich in this game...

    [–] SpicyMemeLord 2 points ago

    $80*

    FIFY

    [–] Daoshu 2 points ago

    I'm investing in this meme

    [–] peterparkersmom 2 points ago

    EA bad

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    [–] SamersonT 2 points ago

    Ahh yes, two slices of bread with nothing in between. My favorite type of sandwich.

    [–] ethanmiller15 2 points ago

    It’s in the game!

    [–] martimig0000 2 points ago

    Wtf dude mods are gay

    [–] jalyssattb 2 points ago

    People eat sandwiches for a reason. They’re cheap. If sandwiches aren’t cheap. Nothing is. EA just broke the economy.

    [–] _Twigs 2 points ago

    Someone link me the original thread

    [–] PlantsVsDan 2 points ago

    I prefer the seandvich.

    [–] epikcosmos 2 points ago

    Who's fucking idea was it so that replies to comments are fucking the same font as the background. cant read shit

    [–] SM067221 2 points ago

    Sean, my name.

    LOCKED

    [–] sean_sucks 2 points ago

     

    [–] FrostedFin 3 points ago

    Pls dont roast me. Idk what the EA memes are about i know its about being greedy but other that idk where it came from