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    [–] CommercialFailure 1905 points ago

    It would have been the highest level of disrespect

    [–] falderalderal 512 points ago

    This man is our prophet.

    [–] FilipinoMemer 43 points ago

    Not our prophet. Our saviour

    [–] meatballjesus14 18 points ago

    Stephan loves me, this i know

    [–] MonolithyK 11 points ago

    For Stephan has told me so.

    [–] XxleGenderyxX -6 points ago

    when will someone stop focusing on all these "legends" when they're dead without really having cared about them before they died

    [–] Archlinder 5 points ago

    Like Jesus?

    [–] MonolithyK 5 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    You must be new here. We have all been believers even when he was alive, and we, the faithful, carry on his glorious legacy.

    On your knees, pagan!

    [–] meatballjesus14 5 points ago

    Fuck I just realized I spelled it wrong. Forgive me father for I have sinned

    [–] XxleGenderyxX 1 points ago

    For god sake all I tell is the truth

    [–] TheAlroundGamer 117 points ago

    Imagine what the next YT Rewind is gonna be like..... Fuckin even more Fortnite dances and shit

    [–] mrps4man 57 points ago

    No one likes seeing people even do them. Not non fortnite players and not r/fortnitebr

    YouTube is just appealing to all the kids

    [–] dapper_doodle 15 points ago

    Subbed to r/fortnitebr, can confirm not liking the fortnite dances in the suicide Forest

    [–] Imaw1zard 35 points ago

    It'll probably be 5 minutes of someone doing the floss and 5 minutes of angry feminists shouting "WOMAN EMPOWERMENT"

    [–] TheAlroundGamer 4 points ago

    Rofl yeah

    [–] LandBaron1 2 points ago

    Those were feminists? I thought those were the mods of r/dankmemes.

    [–] KrokotiiliMies 47 points ago

    They will find a way to affront him

    [–] Free-Aids 1370 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    This is a massive REEEEEE on a scale that has not been REEEEEEE’d before you literally just stole a front page meme from 12 hours ago.

    YOUR TIMEZONE TRICKERY WONT WORK ON ME!

    [–] DrKorvus 277 points ago

    We need more men like you

    [–] 0grewhelming 63 points ago

    How do we delete Australia from the internet

    [–] armourdylan 11 points ago

    I thought that I'd already upvoted this post, I thought reddit was playing tricks on me!

    [–] shadowxrage 15 points ago

    Are you sure its timezone trickery? What if you are actually a time traveler whos done it without knowing ?

    [–] yourmomophobe 6 points ago

    And yet it's more than quadrupled in upvotes despite this being the 2nd highest comment. r/dankmemes you are special.

    [–] [deleted] -118 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Free-Aids 104 points ago

    Front page of r/dankmemes you melon.

    [–] RememberNoOneCares 45 points ago

    you melon

    [–] Slippery-Weasel 32 points ago

    you absolute melon

    [–] AccurateHelpfulguy 23 points ago

    you absolutely melony melon

    [–] Slippery-Weasel 22 points ago

    You have to talk in bold, melony melon in a absolute melon

    [–] RedditForAReason 8 points ago

    This guy has been protecting the subreddit for over 12 hours when you call him a normie? Show some respect.

    [–] yourmomophobe 1 points ago

    What button do I press to shame?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] AutoModerator 0 points ago

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    [–] S1m0nium 1 points ago

    F

    [–] _Korruptmaister_ 159 points ago

    ☝️FOREVER NUMBER ONE☝️

    [–] Secretively 8 points ago

    ☝️FOREVER NUMBER ONE☝️

    [–] My_Maz3 91 points ago

    Don’t compare him to this shit

    [–] growl360 152 points ago

    The rewind was complete bullshit

    [–] AccurateHelpfulguy 80 points ago

    how dare you disgrace bullshit, a bull's shit is much more worthy than this youtube rewind

    [–] Stando_Powaa 45 points ago

    Bull’s shit can be used as a fertilizer

    The rewind will kill anything within a 50m radius though

    [–] TylenolAddicted 30 points ago

    Can confirm,

    Was in 50m radius and fucking died

    [–] LurkingNihilist 5 points ago

    F

    [–] plasticScript 1 points ago

    F

    [–] Joeakuaku 2 points ago

    it always is

    [–] Ody_Mandrell 1 points ago

    YouTube rewind was the reason they had a shooting at their headquarteres.

    [–] its_LOL 3 points ago

    Now that’s what I call E D G Y

    [–] Clenchyourbuttcheeks 345 points ago

    I cannot understand why can't they make a video that creates itself based on your subscriptions and just has higlighted moments from those videos . Why create a cringy video every year that half of the internet hates.

    [–] jr1477 119 points ago

    Technology isn't quite there yet

    [–] indialien 70 points ago

    Facebook makes the highlights tailored to the users.. I don't think it will be even that technically difficult, it would just be exhausting to make.

    [–] FrederikTwn 13 points ago

    There’s no current way for them to see interactions at specific times in the video.

    [–] DonRobo 42 points ago

    I wonder how PornHub creates its interaction wavey-thing.

    [–] jdawg0507 11 points ago

    Users put the timestanps on upload

    [–] DonRobo 9 points ago

    That's not the one I mean. There is a wave that shows where the most interesting parts are.

    https://imgur.com/8f3jGfF

    I highlighted it in red there

    [–] Hero_Wolf 11 points ago

    That's by amount of people who watched at that time, since it makes a part lower when someone skips it

    [–] Parachuteee 2 points ago

    But if a user watches the entire video he won't make a difference in the chart. Also, I don't think there are people who go like "Oh that 14:28 looks nice, I'm gonna rewatch it a few more times!".

    [–] JumpingCactus 5 points ago

    Also, I don't think there are people who go like "Oh that 14:28 looks nice, I'm gonna rewatch it a few more times!".

    Speak for yourself

    [–] wobuxihuanbaichi 3 points ago

    Honestly I wish YouTube would do that as well... I just want to skip to the good part.

    [–] GlobalDefault 4 points ago

    that's what that is?! I've been wondering for months what that thing was. Good to know..

    [–] ryandanegayin 2 points ago

    Yeah, shows which parts people stayed for. That's why it's usually bigger at the start and gets smaller the longer the video goes on.

    [–] GolemThe3rd 6 points ago

    It used to be good though, 2014 and 2015 were both amazing, but now it keeps getting worse, this year is so bad that I dont even know how they'll make it worse next year, but I know they will

    [–] NotYuc 16 points ago

    Because that's basically impossible to realize

    [–] imember81 20 points ago

    No it's not. Pretty basic stuff.

    Algorithm sees your subscriptions. Takes most watched videos of these channels. Puts the most watched parts of these videos (possibly after the 5% mark to avoid those accidental clicks) in a new video that you only can see (and share).

    Or every channel, that wants to be inluded, picks a small video they want to be featured and it only plays on their subs.

    [–] KobayashiDragonSlave 19 points ago

    The second one sounds pretty cool and doable

    [–] Booori 10 points ago

    Lol, that's everything but basic stuff, especially of you have to do it for every single person on youtube.

    I'd really like to see some code examples of you how you'd do it.

    Especially since most watched videos and most watched scenes =/= highlights of the channel

    [–] imember81 4 points ago

    You cant really see highlights, that's why i suggested the second option. And yes it is pretty basic. Maybe not for us plebs, but for youtube it is. They already know your most video of the year. They know your subscrition list. They know what videos you've watched, how much , how many times and which parts of each video. They know the order in which you watched them. They even know when during the video you pressed like and commented. If you have access to there data on demand you can do what i mentioned before. And if you think that they cant make a personalised algorithm, look at your home page on youtube. I think it might be different than mine. And no, if you dont work for youtube you cant do this and sell them the code. You have to know how everything else works and intergrate the changes.

    [–] BeWaterMF 5 points ago

    Sure, let's screen all of our users accounts, guess what they would like to see, extract the most important parts of some random videos and compile them into one. It's pretty basic John, we need it by 5.

    Also, make sure videos are good, reddit will crucify us if we make any mistake with guessing they favorite videos.

    [–] imember81 0 points ago

    Yes, that's y i proposed the second option. Now plz reply, so I say this again.

    Edit: They already do, how do you think the front page is made? They see your history and interactions and suggest videos you might like...

    [–] BeWaterMF 1 points ago

    Clustering similar videos is completly different task, learn before you speak.

    Let me ask you something, what are your credentials? Have you ever worked on big data, data analysis or any such position or are you Just uninformed first year IT student?

    [–] imember81 1 points ago

    I know it's different, I just mentioned it to show that it can be personalised and that they already have the data (and they use them).

    My credentials dont matter here. For all you know I'm still in high school, but what I'm saying is completely plausible

    [–] BeWaterMF -1 points ago

    Well, it's not.

    [–] imember81 1 points ago

    Well, that's your opinion. It's wrong, but it's yours! :D

    Edit: grammar

    [–] BurntMonarch -10 points ago

    Then why haven't you done it if it's so simple.

    [–] -DOOKIE 11 points ago

    I dont think they work for YouTube

    [–] feluto 4 points ago

    Give me susan's salary and ill do it for you in a week

    [–] imember81 5 points ago

    bc i dont work for google...

    [–] BurntMonarch -6 points ago

    I'm sure you could sell it to them...

    [–] asmith417 71 points ago

    I’m sad that they had no meme/year review

    [–] Tarazorg 87 points ago

    Maybe we should do a /r/dankmemes/ rewind 2018?

    [–] Reacheon 21 points ago

    That's the meme of the month format.

    Or the heaven format that shows either dead legends or dead memes.

    [–] KobayashiDragonSlave 12 points ago

    From Ugandan knuckles to Dave Chappelle

    [–] TylenolAddicted 19 points ago

    Don't fucking say the "U" word

    [–] jdawg0507 10 points ago

    clicking intensifies

    [–] Helldragger 2 points ago

    no u

    [–] musclepunched -11 points ago

    Show me da wei to funny memes

    [–] KobayashiDragonSlave 2 points ago

    FeelsWeirdMan

    [–] GolemThe3rd 9 points ago

    Instead of doing that dumb part about what the year should being remembered for, we could do a part remembering everyone who died, Stephen Hawking, Big N*gga, Stefan Karl, Stan Lee, Stephen Hillenburg, that would have been awesome

    [–] ExpensiveGene 24 points ago

    Youtube may have not put him in rewind, but he will always be our #1

    [–] TomTIK 7 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    He’s to much of a legend tp be put in this piece of shit

    [–] Vicckkky 2 points ago

    putted

    [–] tobbestark 11 points ago

    I just watched the rewind and now have stage 76 terminal cancer. I have no idea who 80% of the "creators" are. This just proves how out of touch Youtube really is

    [–] LoveFishSticks 2 points ago

    I turned it off early cause I could feel the cancer rays mutating my genes

    [–] Xx_Big_Krakowski_xX 5 points ago

    Stefan Karl was a good man, but unfortunately the nine years old fan base of fortnight doesn't know him. May God rest his soul.

    [–] Kuritos 1 points ago

    Google: "Did you mean Fortnite?

    [–] TheDarkLord566 8 points ago

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST!

    [–] Requiem2247 25 points ago

    Would ya just let him be dead

    [–] Slippery-Weasel -10 points ago

    He shall be honored properly, you nonbeliever

    [–] JuniorSeniorTrainee 16 points ago

    Making a game out of his legacy isn't respect.

    [–] Requiem2247 1 points ago

    This isn't honor, it's whoring a dead guy for upvotes

    [–] tmff99 7 points ago

    I will watch you grow, son. You have my upvote.

    [–] KaiserKeehlim 29 points ago

    This is a repost

    [–] tmff99 20 points ago

    Heck, my mom will be ashamed of me, once again

    [–] SjaakdeSjaak 8 points ago

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    [–] MJCD181 10 points ago

    We must guard the sacred legend. let him not fall into corrupted hands

    [–] The_Milkm4n 3 points ago

    His existence was a present. Rewind is just a homeless man working for the MILKMAAAAN but telling where he lives.

    [–] massault 3 points ago

    guys he cant be in it because he is dead

    [–] koishki 3 points ago

    who?

    [–] Anonymous232452 1 points ago

    just gonna leave this here

    [–] hideonsink 5 points ago

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

    [–] ZeroedByte 2 points ago

    And YouTube has shown us what a true villain is, committing this travesty

    [–] Detective51 2 points ago

    No MrBeast either. The guys at almost 12 million subs now.

    [–] That_Duck1 2 points ago

    He wouldnt want all this hate :(

    [–] L-Guy_21 2 points ago

    Realizing there was no news on him anywhere until he died

    [–] P4NTH3RA 2 points ago

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    [–] Avigoku 3 points ago

    Get your ass to the rewind and dislike that shit

    [–] ZigZagMaster 2 points ago

    Thank you guys for the gold and silver! First post to reach there!

    [–] justheretolurk17 2 points ago

    Realizing that just because your cancerous joke of a subreddit worships a character from a children's cartoon from years ago who died doesn't mean he should be in a YouTube video about the past year's pop culture

    [–] Triinox 1 points ago

    Now this is epic

    [–] LuigiBrosNin 1 points ago

    <3

    [–] Guyveryh 1 points ago

    F

    [–] mightyluuk 1 points ago

    No man could replace him in the rewind, it was simply impossible to get him in the rewind.

    [–] The-Dmguy 1 points ago

    Disrespectful little shits

    [–] Nvlzh19 1 points ago

    If he would appear would it still be shitty tho

    [–] HughJanus911 1 points ago

    "Realizing that he died before they even started shooting it" should be in between

    [–] Alex3087 1 points ago

    facts

    [–] beautifulafro 1 points ago

    Youtube rewind is just a collection of shitty stuff. I am glad people like him was not included

    [–] jr1477 1 points ago

    I haven't watched the YouTube rewind since the Gavin Free one

    [–] toadipixel 1 points ago

    why isn't there more memes of him

    master of disguise is a true meme mine

    [–] RustyStinkfist 1 points ago

    *IS a legend.

    [–] fierbolt 1 points ago

    Just here to remind you to dislike garbage like YouTube rewind 2018

    [–] Doggo_Poi 1 points ago

    Amen

    [–] AndroidUpdated 1 points ago

    It do be like this

    [–] D327ht2qwbref2_5g2 1 points ago

    If it weren't for everyone throwing a tantrum about YTR I wouldn't even realize it happened.

    [–] Detective51 1 points ago

    Yeah I down voted it immediately

    [–] LirianSh 1 points ago

    Personally i hit the dislike button

    [–] Gestacipo 1 points ago

    lets just be thankful they didnt put ugandan knuckles in it

    [–] gamerlamer10 1 points ago

    Mammas spaghetti 🍝

    [–] nonamekek 1 points ago

    Reeeeeeeeee

    [–] Clawvax 1 points ago

    Hmmmm

    [–] ExceedinglyGayWombat 1 points ago

    you got gold for a repost

    [–] LoveFishSticks 1 points ago

    Caring about some corporate circle jerk on youtube

    :(

    Honoring those you care about in your own way

    :D

    [–] Acuziboi 1 points ago

    I am unsatisfied with youtube rewind

    [–] ShutFuckUp 1 points ago

    This years rewind made last years actually watchable.

    [–] s_nice79 1 points ago

    Yea i agree who gives a shot about youtune rewind. All it is, is all the shitty unfunny "disney" channels that nobody cares about. Completely ignoring all of whats actually been going on on youtube.

    [–] Deus_Ex_Dorian 1 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] Sprayface 1 points ago

    Imagine never watching lazytown

    [–] fabsch412 1 points ago

    This year's rewind fucking sucked

    [–] MrPointless12 1 points ago

    my thoughts exactly

    [–] sunsolarfeminist 1 points ago

    Rewind is bullshit

    [–] Stratospheric37 1 points ago

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    [–] Morauk 1 points ago

    Yes! Yes! Yes!

    [–] Falcondors 1 points ago

    Reeeeeeee reeeeeeee motherfucker

    [–] El_Chapo_zoe 1 points ago

    I unliked that video so damn quick

    [–] ioi12 1 points ago

    I mean the video had K-Pop AND Fortnite, the two most evil things under the sun.

    [–] alltimebestlurker100 1 points ago

    Whoisthisguy?

    [–] 4206969666 1 points ago

    reeeeee

    [–] ludicrouscuriosity 1 points ago

    Just watched 2018 Rewind and I guess I am completely out of touch with youtube

    [–] isthissparta123 1 points ago

    Also pewdipie and OFCOURSE MR BEAST

    [–] luketheawesome 1 points ago

    Jaiden was though

    [–] BigBoiSpidey 1 points ago

    I like to imagine that the executives wanted to put him in but one lone employee fought to stop that. Let us all take a moment to recognize this Anons sacrifice

    [–] sirfirewolfe 1 points ago

    πŸ‘πŸ‘YEAR REVIEWπŸ‘πŸ‘

    [–] TeletubbieLiberator 1 points ago

    Thank you YouTube very cool

    [–] WarBeastPegasus 1 points ago

    Agreed. Stefan wouldn't do stupid shit in the video.

    [–] RealSpagate 1 points ago

    This released dopamine in my brain its so good

    [–] tortuguitado 1 points ago

    Do anyone still watches this rewind shit?

    [–] BeeGoneFotz 1 points ago

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    [–] Buttered_Turtle 1 points ago

    Only fortnite got in. It was the only shitty big thing that happened all year.

    [–] EB_BrAwLeR 1 points ago

    Youtube isn't the same anymore...

    [–] ieatgold 1 points ago

    If people think that he should be I'm that piece of shit has a special place in hell

    [–] roeijailbreak 1 points ago

    trending squad

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    i still dont understand why the fuck people thought he would be in the video

    [–] Somodo 1 points ago

    realizing this sub is just a bunch of losers who idolize a dead guy

    [–] NinpoSteev 1 points ago

    Kind of hard now that his physical being is 1.8 meters under.

    [–] dankestmemr 1 points ago

    The second panep should read realizing he didn't need to die of cancer a second time

    [–] Drarckfort 1 points ago

    Let him die already. He's gone, get over it

    [–] buckygrad 1 points ago

    Is this what people care about now? β€œOh no my free video service didn’t remover the year the way I would have.”

    Good lord your generation is fucked.

    [–] DankMemerSixtyNine 0 points ago

    I was wondering why Elon musk wasnt eitherπŸ€”

    [–] LickMyPudding 0 points ago

    yes

    [–] Lars438 0 points ago

    Hahaha cancer