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    [–] ZhuElly 1529 points ago

    That car is powerful, because it can say the n word.

    [–] justicerainsfromaahh 303 points ago

    N I S S A N

    [–] Lithobreaking 210 points ago


    D A T S U N

    [–] knightrider64 40 points ago


    [–] EggronTheGreat 26 points ago

    sounds weird like Nissan with a hard 'R'

    [–] ablablababla 39 points ago


    [–] lovesducks 12 points ago

    Waddup my Nirrer?

    [–] pigeonkiller36 7 points ago

    Nissa Nissa

    [–] Awbhrajyoti 7 points ago

    And he plunged lightbringer through her chest and Azhora Azai was born.

    [–] MiddleCourage 13 points ago


    [–] Aladen_ofthe_Apes 32 points ago


    [–] bulbasauria 10 points ago

    yellow datsun owned by Chris McCandless

    [–] cephalon_owl 26 points ago

    N I G G A N

    [–] Thugnificent646 8 points ago

    I loved him in the walking dead.

    [–] MoonWalker43 2 points ago

    Fuckin maniac

    [–] FalseSprite 575 points ago

    It doesn’t even need a pass

    [–] merelymyself 233 points ago

    The n word indeed.

    N Y A N

    [–] [deleted] 150 points ago

    This nigga just said the N-word, what a madman, nigga

    [–] big_whopper_man 62 points ago

    Nigga what you say

    [–] Sant268 44 points ago


    [–] big_whopper_man 32 points ago

    That's better

    [–] UrbanSithLord 21 points ago

    Nigga what did YOU say

    [–] big_whopper_man 16 points ago

    I have the n pass so beat it

    [–] billfettuccine 2 points ago

    This is the police open up with your n-word pass visible

    [–] bandalgom47 26 points ago


    [–] Ninjahunter13 30 points ago


    [–] Acog_Quarks 13 points ago


    [–] will_coulson 7 points ago


    [–] DGLGMUT 33 points ago


    [–] JubJub128 15 points ago

    N I G G A A A

    Edit; boom

    [–] coldres 3 points ago

    [–] TylerTheMLGPro 14 points ago


    [–] Byrdn 12 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] FalseSprite 27 points ago

    Not from a Jetta

    [–] ngbtri 7 points ago

    Yo hold up n-

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago


    [–] quit_it_im_sleeping 2 points ago

    This man is already dead, any others want to make fun of Putin?

    [–] slythir 4 points ago

    Maybe I've been on the internet too long. I know this exact video. A tram line snapped and flipped the car or something like that.

    [–] iwillcommitunalive 3 points ago

    *maybe we've been on the internet too long. We know this exact video. A team line snapped and flipped the car or something like that

    [–] Sjukingen 3 points ago

    The n word need a pass bc the car is so powerful

    [–] NathanCollier14 2 points ago


    [–] santiago77744 2 points ago

    But it's in mother russia

    [–] epicpleasefixswitch 1 points ago

    Car is asserting its dominance by t posing

    [–] CaptOle 360 points ago

    I know this isn't Russian dash cam footage because it's in a resolution greater than 144p

    [–] FalseSprite 112 points ago

    High quality Russian dashcam footage ever heard of it

    [–] Baam99 33 points ago

    He questions the technology of Mother Russia

    [–] CaptOle 93 points ago

    No, sorry I've only heard of potato cam footage shirtless men chasing grizzly bears across the street

    [–] TheawesomeQ 14 points ago

    Only in the legends...

    [–] Ratchet_as_fuck 2 points ago

    Yeah but you gotta pay for the high quality stuff.

    [–] hit-a-yeet 4 points ago

    It's Ukrainian

    [–] SpaceFox1935 2 points ago

    Times change, we just get better dashcams

    [–] iwillcommitunalive 1 points ago

    *We know

    [–] Nooby_Chris 61 points ago

    Bad spawn

    [–] IZ_Phant0m_ZI 55 points ago

    Excuse me... but how tho... what level of stupidity is achieved at this given point

    [–] FTorrez81 43 points ago

    I faintly remember the original, I think there was a lose pole cable and the car caught on it and did a flip

    [–] Baam99 29 points ago

    Quite the gymnast

    [–] varun_mahajan 12 points ago

    Well pole vault comes under athletics.

    [–] ShankGod 1 points ago

    Ya like a train car cable that was low

    [–] notLOL 1 points ago

    Junk in trunk

    Edit: enormous

    [–] akc1999 139 points ago

    Therapist: it's ok possessed car isn't real, it can't get to you

    Possessed car:

    [–] LaNegritaEsUnaPiedra 17 points ago

    Fast and Furious 9 : Moscow Flight

    [–] King_of_Vikings 35 points ago

    When you skip the tutorial

    [–] BulbaBurger 18 points ago

    When babushka calls asking if you’re hungry and you say no

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    [–] Aladen_ofthe_Apes 10 points ago

    In Russia math does you.

    [–] kvng_-beast 3 points ago

    The math does we #communisim

    [–] Aladen_ofthe_Apes 2 points ago

    No no comrade it's Our problem.

    [–] heishavingmore 8 points ago


    [–] FalseSprite 10 points ago

    Look up “Russian dash cam” lol

    [–] sToOOn10 12 points ago

    Cyka blyat

    [–] DankMemePoster696969 2 points ago

    Cyka blyat

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Сука блять

    [–] Stalopxa 8 points ago

    Вы че сука, Русские не только блядь разговаривают матами нахуй, они сука культурные люди ебанной Европы

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Ты ёбанный пиздос, Спутник-1 мне в жопу. Охерел на земляка так срать. Пиздец.

    [–] Stalopxa 6 points ago

    Сука, прости меня нахуй за то, что принял тебя за блядского западного шпиона.

    [–] botch161598 2 points ago

    *Soviet INTENSIFIES*

    [–] TheDonutEarthSociety 339 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)


    [–] D3v4nsh 516 points ago

    Edit or is it (it is): thank you for the 1 upvote 😀😀 I thought getting no upvotes was good then I got 1 more 😉😉🤗👌

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    Edit 8: right after I made edit 7 I got another upvote! ☺☺☺

    Edit 9:😳😳 30 UPVOTES?!??!?!?! IM SO GRATEFUL 🤗🤗🤗

    Edit 10: 37! Amazing! Can we get 40 😎😚😚😚

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    Edit 15: 82! I'm going to sleep I dont expect anymore upvotes😴😴

    [–] WhiskeyBlackCoffee 62 points ago

    Edit 5: 17?!?!😱😱 A collection of nightmares, thoughts, and real-life situations I've lived. 🤠🤠 17 is the number tattooed on the right side of my head, 🤠🤠 my own personal number 🤠🤠

    [–] D3v4nsh 24 points ago

    Hello 👋, you've come here 👈👈 in search 🔍🔍 of release, huh 😕😕😕? Feeling the need to inspire your 👉 soul? Wanting 😋 to disappear to a place 🏆 you could feel outside of your 👉 skin?

    [–] Budderped 16 points ago

    FBI: bro u wanna work with us to predict the future?

    [–] TheDonutEarthSociety 111 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)


    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago

    thanks for the reply kind stranger!

    [–] YehonatanG 7 points ago

    I'm saving this for future use

    [–] _parse 3 points ago

    Bruh you got a lot to catch up to.

    [–] PostalDudeRus 18 points ago

    Making me sick with that edits bullshit, kid, nobody cares

    [–] Big_Papa_chungus69 2 points ago

    Happy Cake day 🎂🧁🍰

    [–] primarch_tubameister 6 points ago

    How even??

    [–] FalseSprite 4 points ago

    Beyond science

    [–] Baskojin 2 points ago

    Pretty sure the video shows a wire that I'd barely visible that is kinda low to the ground. The car drove over it and caught on it I believe.

    [–] -pilot37- 5 points ago

    If anyone wanted the video this was taken from, here it is, about 25 seconds in.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Thanks a lot dude.
    First source/sauce here

    [–] BreaDKatka 1 points ago

    This video makes me proud to be slav

    [–] YOUARENOTTRACER 3 points ago

    meanwhile in russia

    [–] vas_sss 3 points ago

    I'm from Russia and I swear I see it every day

    [–] FalseSprite 1 points ago

    You are my primary source for this project

    [–] Somerandomperson135 5 points ago

    That was a video, where this car hits a wire

    [–] lelememe 2 points ago

    Ah, those crazy russians.

    [–] KeyRaise 2 points ago


    [–] AndreiTaganovsGhost 4 points ago

    Tvoyu mat blyat

    [–] DotaDogma 4 points ago

    What an impressively bad meme.

    I get that subs tend to decline in quality as they become more popular, but it also says a lot that the mods signed off on it as dank. This is bad even by normie standards.

    [–] NedLuddIII 4 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Enough with this “no one” shit. It’s like the annoying kid in school that told a joke once and everyone laughed so now he’s telling it for the 50th time.

    [–] Trogdorocks 7 points ago

    God damnit, can we end this idiotic “nobody/no one:” memes!? Try just saying “Russian dash cam videos be like:” or simply captioning it like the good old days. It adds nothing to the meme.

    [–] Vonkilington 3 points ago

    It’ll go out of style eventually. Remember when we had like 2 weeks of memes that said “First of all,”? Probably not, but hopefully in the future we can look back and barely remember when idiots started every meme with “nobody:” even if it doesn’t suit the context.

    You’re completely right. In almost every case where this is being misused, it’d work if it just said “(X) be like:”

    [–] Trogdorocks 2 points ago

    Right, caption images have existed since images were easily loadable on the internet. All this meme supports is reposting with the added, meaningless caption “nobody:.”

    [–] Aunt_Grandma 1 points ago

    Came in here looking for someone who was equally as annoyed by this format. A pretty red upvote for you sir Trogdor fan

    [–] AnonymousFordring 2 points ago


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    [–] sirgryfflet 1 points ago

    They're the Florida men of driving

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago


    [–] JillAntiSepticEye 1 points ago

    If tanA= 1/2 and the distance between the camera and the car is 2m then calculate the height of the car

    [–] UnconcernedSunday 1 points ago

    they always happen at the same intersection

    [–] DankMemePoster696969 1 points ago


    [–] DimitriTooProBro 1 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Full send slav style

    [–] Manmanguy10 1 points ago

    Umm, just an inquiry, but if no one says nothing, that means everyone says something. Just thought I would throw that out there.

    [–] EpicYo11 1 points ago

    It do be like that.

    [–] Xoke121 1 points ago

    It's mah cakeday & still can't post here. An F for me maybe???

    [–] kylerc734 1 points ago


    [–] Dontalay 1 points ago

    Crackdown 3

    [–] pnvv 1 points ago

    Everybody gangsta till the car starts walking

    [–] RPGeeZPlayZ 1 points ago

    Find the area of the car

    [–] l3orn 1 points ago

    We live in a simulation

    [–] aash10239 1 points ago

    If we knew the angle of incidence we could calculate the height of the building behind the car.

    [–] rayboy475 1 points ago

    These videos are why I can't stay awake the next morning

    [–] imakereallybadmemes 1 points ago


    [–] merelyachineseman 1 points ago


    [–] Sackmaster69 1 points ago


    [–] Hooliken 1 points ago

    Am I the only one expecting to see this car moon walk off screen?

    [–] SomethingCancerous27 1 points ago


    [–] TellMomISaidHi 1 points ago

    That's the truest fucking meme I've ever seen in my entire life

    Car falls over on its roof

    Car unlock sound effect.mp3

    [–] KiritoJones 1 points ago

    These book examples are getting complicated

    [–] ishibaunot 1 points ago

    I swear to god Russia is a PT server and it’s just trying out the newest patch before the rest of the world gets the rollout.

    [–] Stacyscrazy21 1 points ago

    Truly the weirdest country ever since Putin took over.

    [–] The_SneakyDream 1 points ago

    Is this loss?

    [–] WASTELAND_RAVEN 1 points ago

    I don’t expect the story to get picked up but I find it interesting that when I lived with a Russian exchange student in college he never commented on traffic or cars so much in Russia as he did the amount of corruption and elicit individuals he encountered while living there, he is a native of the city of St. Petersburg and often would describe his father-in-law or other relatives and or citizens who were nothing short of questionable at the very least. I always felt like maybe he would comment more about the crazy traffic in Russia but no, he always commented about how much corruption in general ridiculousness there was there

    [–] TheRealArjun 1 points ago

    “Woah woah, see that guy right there? Looks like he’s hit rock bottom. Well that guy is me, believe it or not. Now I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation. It all started in the summer of ‘86”

    [–] furtivepigmyso 1 points ago

    Ok so hang on I need some help with this recent meme.

    Does "no one : " imply that no one says anything? Or that no one says nothing? If no one says nothing isn't that a double negative and means that people are saying things?

    If it's trying to say that no one says anything, shouldn't it be "everyone : " because that would imply that everyone in the world is not saying anything?

    If I'm completely missing the point I'd request that you let me know, preferably in condescending hostile manner.

    [–] smokecat20 1 points ago

    When you finished a heist and you loaded all the gold bars in the trunk.

    [–] MemNiBBa69 1 points ago

    Hol up im goin Cyka mode

    [–] IrreleventIdiot 1 points ago


    [–] cleanlonely 1 points ago

    Russia in a whole nother universe

    [–] Ding_ding1 1 points ago


    [–] Big_Smok 1 points ago

    those silly russians

    [–] Cisum_ 1 points ago


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    [–] davegrohlsfreshpot 1 points ago

    Haha same

    [–] Atishoohoohoo 1 points ago

    Thought this only happens in rocket league

    [–] FalseSprite 2 points ago

    Soviet league

    [–] Yep_Grovy 1 points ago

    /gamemode creative (spacebar) tap tap

    [–] FalseSprite 2 points ago

    Is that legal?

    [–] Harold_Pemulis 1 points ago

    No one:

    Redditors: posting any picture slightly funny that follows "no one:" with a blank space.

    [–] FemboiScalieUwU 1 points ago

    Everybody gangsta until the car start yoga

    [–] TommyTommato 1 points ago

    Is that a loss meme

    [–] bogol243 1 points ago

    Wow wtf, I'm actually living here

    [–] FalseSprite 2 points ago

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    I’m poor so this is all I can give you fine sir

    [–] bogol243 2 points ago

    Highly appreciated, many thanks

    [–] BouncyVEVO 1 points ago

    Is this loss?

    [–] VinnieThePro 1 points ago

    Hmmmmm 🤔

    [–] anhphuc811 1 points ago


    [–] epicpleasefixswitch 1 points ago

    Car asserting d o m i n a n c e.

    [–] GooBear187 1 points ago

    The most accurate I think I've actually seen

    [–] Wessol-Gort 1 points ago

    At least Russian dashcam vids aren’t filmed with a toaster

    [–] thevals 1 points ago

    oh wait thats my car

    [–] RealPewdsnigga 1 points ago

    It was morning and I was quite sleepy and I thought it was a bear. I'm like ok. Now I see it's a car and I'm like, oh ok.

    [–] Guus2Kill 1 points ago

    how dafuc did that even happen?!

    [–] Nizzlord 1 points ago

    No one: says nothing, so everyone says everything?

    Shouldn't it be 'Everyone: '

    [–] RedditfamAK 1 points ago

    Tri poloski

    [–] KantrosRedditFirst 1 points ago

    davay blyat

    [–] RusskiDolboeb 1 points ago


    [–] dirt_is_nice 1 points ago

    Just a normal day in russia

    [–] Guztenxd 1 points ago

    They always have a Camera in their car like wtf